Jfif^NWS^^^B^ &q£9,,«8S^£9*wagaw 1 \r BISMARCK TALMAGE'S SEEMON. Again: I remark that practical religion is THE CAMP FIKE. you" say "there is something that tells nn 22d because ot my aversion (which I a friend of longevity the fact that it is a that death is not the appendix but the pre thought yo*„rni0»«g understood) to getting on „,. ,torn ckMMHor From protest against dissipations whwhinjure and lace there is something that tells m.e thai ™«J *TW* *Jm JZnnA?**. Carious Soweairg of the Chancellor-mm destroy the health. Bad men land women paper and furnishin new grounds f01 on this side of the grave I only get &tarted TChe Brooklyn Divine Shows Wherein live a short life. Their sins kill them. I Count Von Buest*s Memoirs and that I shalfjgo on forever my power tt A Union Song—A romantic MeetingfSAn misunderstanding. I do say the sole know hundreds of good old men, but I do Practical Religion Is Productive think says forever,' my affections say for. Translated from the Figaro for the New Unpublished Letter, purpose of bringing troops here is to not know half a dozen bad old men. Why? ever,' my capacity to enjoy or suffer, *for. of Longevity. defend this Capital. I do say I have Orleans Times-Democrat. They do not get old. Lord »Byron died in ever.'" Etc. Etc fell" MiBiolonghiat36 years of age, himself his Well, you defeat me in my three ex. no purpose to invade Virginia with Our political understanding with ', own Mazeppa, his unbridled passions the periments. I have only one more to mak« them or any other troops, as I understand AUnion Sons Many People JDo Wot lave Ont OneBlalf horse that dashed wi*h him into the desert. the German empire having become and if you defeat me in that I am exhausted: (Copy.) the word invasion. But suppose Their Days Because or f?% Edgai A. Poe died at Baltimore at 38 years A mighty one on a knoll back ol more satisfactory after the close o— „Comc all you true lovers of glory. Kr more satisiactory aiwi uuo v^v«=w of age. The black raven that alighted on p4 Their Dissipations andp|*if Jerusalem one day, the skies filled with E othersMthroug^ E E S S S S 1870, I deemea it wail to renew with the bust above his chamber door was delirium Come listen awhile to my song, forked lightnings and the earth filled with Indulgencles. i* "?.& her borders, to assail tremens— ^i volcanic disturbances, turned His pale and And when you have heard the whole story Herr Von Bismarck the relations this Capital, am I not to repel them Dr. Talmage announced as the subject of agonized face toward the heavens and said: Hot one of you'll say I am wrong. |?|7*Q Only thisfand nothine more. even to the crossing of the Potomac, his sermon: "Does Religion Prolong Life?' "I take the sins and sorrows of the ages in« which had ceased after 1866,and Ileffc to my own heart. I am the expiation. Wit and preached from the text found in Psalm if I can? Suppose Virginia erects, or "Napoleon Bonaparta li\ed only just beyond All you that are true to the 5Tation for Gastein. ness earth and heaven and hell, I am the midlife, then died at St Helena, and permits to be erected, batteries on the *ci, 1G: Attend to humanity's call, expiation." And the hammer struck Him I^The three weeks which I passed one of his doctors said that his disease was opposite shore to bombard the city, Come aid in your country's salvation, With long life will I satisfy him. £?.. and the spears punctured Him and heaven induced by excessive snuffing. The hero of there with him form one of the most thundered: "The wages of sin is death!" And wind up the secession ball. are we to stand still and see it done? Following is the discourse in fullr^p Austerhtz, the man who by one step of bis agreeable souvenirs of my existence. We "The soul that smnsth it shall die!" "J in a word, if Virginia strikes us, are rt Through the mistake of lfo friends religion foot in the center of Europe shook the earth, will by no means clear the guilty!" Then lived together at the Straubinger killed by a snuff-box! Oh, how many people Come, now, let us all join together, we not to strike back, and as effectively Jjbas been chiefly associated with bick beds there was silence for half an hour, and the Hotel, and passed the time in each ?,we have known who have not lived out Our glorious old Union to save as we can? Again, are we not to pand grave yards. The whole subject to many lightnings were drawn back into the scabbard half their days because of their dissipations A few more light changes of weather. other's company Whe one is on •v —w owners company, vvueu vuo to vi*. of the sky, and the earth ceased to jeople is odorous with chlorine and carbolic and indulgencies! Now practical religion The Union in triumph will wave. quiver, ana all the colors of the sky began hold Porhave Monroobjection (for instance), declarwe if good terms with Bismarck, he is the acid. There arc people who cannot pronounce is a protest against all dissipation of any can I no to a to shift themselves into a rainbow woven oul mosJ. agreeable_, the mostj amiablen maiaiam kind. the word religion without hearing in thousandhsnro CJn timensothaito havetr\ noHoniar purposo a i_i -I_T Come all you young men of the country, 1 of the falling tears of Jeus, and there was originalityn possible to imagine. The "But," you say, "professors of religion tt the clipping chisel of the tomb-stone-cutter. red as of the bloo 1-sheddmg, and there was And all you gray-headed ones, too, to invade Virginia or any other State, of his ideas is surpassed only by the have fallen, professors of religion have got It is high time that this thing were blue as of the bruising, and there was green Come out on the side of bright glory, but I do not mean to let them invade drunk, protessor» of religion have misappropriated originality of the expressions which ha as of the heaven'y foliage, and there was changed, and that religion instead of being Ana give the old Union its due. I trust funds, professors of religion us without striking back." orange as of the uay-dawn. Aud along the uses. He is good-natured, and his ^represented as a hearse to carry out the dead have absconded." Ye» but they threw line of the blue I saw the words: "I was "Mr. Johnson replied, thanking the good-natured manner somewhat softens away their religion before they did their It seems from the course they're pursuing should be represented as a chariot in which bruised for their iniquities." And along President for his frankness, and indorsing the bitterness of the opinions morality. If a man on a White Star line That we should arise one and all H^ the living are to triumph. the line of the red I saw the words: "I"he steamer bound for Liverpool in mid-Alantic all his policy. 'In a word,' said which he utters. One of his iavorite blood of Jesus Christ cleanseth from all And save our good country from rmnjl™i Religion, so far from su btractmg from one's jumps overboard and is drowned, is that expressions is "He's an idiot" (e'est sin." And along the line of the green I saw he, 'all that your note suggests would And wind up the secession ball, i$f». Vitality, is a glorious addition. It is anything against the White Star line's capacity thesvords: "The leaves of the tteeof life be my purpose were I intrusted with un imbecile)—but he does not intend to take the man across the ocean? sanative, curative, hygenic. It is good for the healing of the nations." And along »*'«Sa*i^®*& Seceision is trj ing to ruin, to hurt one's feelings. your high office.' He also promised And if a man jumps over the irunwale of his for the eyes, good for the ear*, good for the line ot the orange 1 saw the ords: Oh save us! Oh save us from thrallj religion -and goes down never to rise is that the President's note should 'be One day he said to me: "What do "The day-spring from on high hath visited the spleen, good for the digestion, good for that any reason for your believing that religion Let us now put an end to their doing,^ us." held perfectly confidential.' But it you do, when things don't go as you the nerves, good for tne muscles. When David has no cappcity to take the man clear And wind up the secession ball-p^'t want them to? you should never losepj£\^ appears that Mr. Johnson chose his in another part of the Psalms, pra^s that thiough? In the one ca^e, if he had kept to And then I saw the storm A as over and Wat/'Our your temper as I do. I am angered the steamer his body would have been sav ed the rainbow rose higher and higher until it confidants with very poor judgment religion mav be dominant, he does not speak women and children are crying, i| in the other case, if he had kept to his religion seemed retreating to another heaven,-and with men for their wickedness, for within four days its substance was of it as a mild sickness, or an emaciation, or We'ie bound to attend to their call, his morals would have been saved. planting one column ot its colors on one side never for their stupidity. Do youj* written from Washington direct to an attack of moral and spiritual cramp he Our husband* and fathers are dying the eternal hill andnlantin? the other column There aie aged people who would have & never find a real pleasure in breaking|^g epcaks oi it as "tbe saving health ol all nations |||t Oh! wind up the secession ball. 'I JeffersonJjjavis." „.„ of its colors on the other side of the eternal been dead twentv-five years ag nut for the something on such occasion? WithiH:,y hill, it rose upward and upw ard, "and behold, while God, in the text, promises defenses and the equipoise of religion. You ~iW~i!t there was a rainbow about the throne." the ideas you have, you would smash fe^" longevity to the Dious, saying: "With long have no more natural esi&tance than hundreds The country it has discomfited," 4 Accept that sacrifice and quit worrying. all the fnrniture in the house if you of people who -lie in tha cemeteries life will I satisfy him." And caused many houses to burn, Take the tonic, the inspiration, the longevity to-day, slam by their own vices. The doctors were in my place. I send you a reminiscence of the The fact is that men and women die too 'And cold-blooded murder committed, "A, ot this truth. Religion is sunshine, tnat is made their case as kind and pleasant as "I went once to see «oon. It is high tune thatreligion joined the reign of terror that existed in Catahoula him one day,"STpointing, he ilth. Religion is fresh air and pure water, And widows and orphans to mourn.-., they could, and it was called congestion of hand of medical science in attempting to continued Bismarck, they are healthy. Religion is warmth, that Parish, La., during the late war. as hell the brain or something else, but the snakes improve human longevity. Adam lived 930 It seems they will breed a famine, is healthy. Ask all the doctors and they It is a Union song, and was composed and the blue flies that seemed to crawl over spoke, to the windows of theFmperorS years. Methuselah In ed 909 eai s. As late will tell you that a quiet conscience and They're pressing hard down on the poor, the pillow in the uight of the delirious patient and written in 1863 by an old gentleman William, "but I got into an infernal in the history of the world as Vespasian, pleasant anticipations are hygienic. I offer And li you will closely examine, showed what wa* the matter with him. there were at one time in his empne fortj\ifive named James Graham, who was passion. I banged the door with such %$''' you perfect piece now and Lerealter. You, the aged Clni»tian man walked along ffe fctarvatton is now at the door. people 105 years old. So far down as violence that the door-knob came off |r What do you want in the iuture world? living here then. As a preface I by that unhappy one until you came to the Jhe sixteenth century Peter' Zartan died at Tell me and you shall have it Orchards? in my hand. I went into Lehndorf's, g^' golden pillar ot a Christian life. You went They're calling again for assistance, would say that this parish was opposed 85 ears of age. 1 don't say that religion will There are the trees with twelve manner of to the right he went to the left That is and I slammed the door-knob into ivcr tike tlie race back to antediluvian It seems that they nothing can gain, to secession, and many of us tnuts, jielaiug fruits every month. Watei all the difference between you. Oh, if this ongevity, but I do say the length of hnman the wash-basin, breaking it into a 1 I can see no use ior resistance determined that, let come what might, scenery? There is the river ot life, from religion is a protest against all forms of dissipation, ife will be greatly improved. Their cause they can never sustain. thousand pieces. 'Are you sick?'*" under the throne of God, clear as crystal, then ic is an lllustiious friend of we would never lift a gun against the It is said in Isiah: "Tne child shall die a and the sea of glass mingled with fire. Do Lenhdorf asked me. 'No,' said I, 'but"" longevity. With long iile will 1 satisfy old flag. Among us was the author fmndred years old." Now, if according to you want music? There is the oratorio of the Come, let us arise from our slumbers him." I was.' And, indeed, my anger was of this song. Ostracised, persecuted, «cnpture the child is to be a hundred vears creation led on by Adam, and the oratorio Pursuing our path with delight Again, religion is a friend of longevity in over." ©la. may not the men and women reach to of the Red sea led on by Moses, and the and expelled from society because of Rushing through all that encumbers, the tact that it takes the worry out of our tbree hundred and four hundred and five He talked to me a great deal about oratorio of the Messiah led on by St Paul, our loyal sentiments, we naturally temporalities. It is not work that kills u-And put the secession to flight. fcundredf The fact is that we are mere dwarfs while the archangel, with swinging baton the war of 1870, and his negotiations men, it is worry. When a man becomes a formed associations among ourselves. and skeletons compared with some of the controls the 144,000 who make up the orchestra. genuine Christian he makes over to God not with Jules Favre and Thiers. «'The generations that are to come. Take the African Though some may be tall as great cedars, Mr. Graham had no home of his own, only his affections but his family, his business, time of the expiration of the armistice race. They have been under bondage We're able to bring them all down but lived about among us, following Do you want reunion? There are your his leputation, his body, his mind, his JJOC centuries. Give thorn a chance and they was nearly over," Bismarck said dead children waiting to kiss jou, waiting We'll shut up the mouths of their leaders, soul—everything. Industrious he will be, the vocation of a shoemaker, and at devetep-tf Frederick Douglass or a Toussaint to me one day, "and I said to Thiers, to embrace you, waiting to twist garlands in And saw off the secession horn. but never worrying, because Goi is managing l?Ouverture. And if the white race shall be night and other odd times when no. your Lair. You have been accustomed to 'Listen, Monsieur Thiers, I have born his affairs. How can he worry about brought from under the serfdom of sin what secessionist was present, would entertain open the door on this side the sepulchre. business when in answer to his prayer God We'll make them all sick of their bargain, your eloquence for a whole hour, and shall be the body? What shall be the soul? 1 open the door on the other side the sepulchre. us by singing his song to the air tells him when to buy and when to sell and While we have the Lord on our side we must have an end of it. I give Uehgion has only just touched oui world. You have been accustomed to walk if he gain that is best, and if he lose that is of "Old Rosin the Bow." After the 5rive it lull power ior a few centuries and We'll mount on our glorious old wagon, you warning now that I won't talk in the vv et grass on the top ot tne grave. I best. who can tell what will be the strength of And on the old Union we'll ride. passage of the conscript act by the show you the under side ot the giave the French any~more I shall only talk (man and the beauty ol woman and the long* Suppose you had a supernatural neighbor bottom has fallen out and the long ropes Confederacy seeing we could no longer German.' 'But, monsieur,' said Thiers, «vitv ol ail? who came in and said: "Sir, I am jour last I've never seen cause for rebelling with which the pall bearers let down your remain at our homes, we sought we do not understand a word of German.' friend I want vou to call on me in everv My design is to show that pncticil religion dead, let them clear through into heaven. 'Tis treason the highest degree, safety in the woods and jungles where exigency I could fall back on $2J,000,000 I 'That makes no difference to me is the friend of long lite. I prove it, Glory be to God tor this robust healthy And to think of the lies they are telling, can foresee a panic ten years. 1 hold the we remained secreted for a great first, from the fact that it makes the care of I shall speak nothing but German.' religion. It will have a tendency to make Is really distressing to me. controlling stock in thirty of the best monetary our health a positive Christian duty. length of time. The conscript hunters Then and there Thiers delivered me a yea live long in this world, and in the world institutions of New York whenever Whether we shall keep early or late hours, to come you will have eternal life. "With finding themselves foiled sent off suberb address, in five parts, which I vou are in trouble call on me and I will help Now, if you would save the old Nation whether we shall take food digestible or indigestible, long lite ill I satisfy him." you you can have my money and you can listened to, smiling, and I answered and procured bloodhounds, with which And have the good Lord on our side whether there shall be thorough have my influence heie is mv hand or incomplete mastication, are questions they began to scour the woods in him in German. Favre and he remained Just aid in your country's salvation. pledge for it." How much would you very often deferred to the realm of whimsicality there half an hour silence, but an *-, And on the old Union we'll ride. search of us. Then followed a general About Queens. woiry about business? Why, you would but the Christian man lifts this hour after they had signed the protocol. Queen Victoria has now reigned exodus of us to the Federal lines say: "I'll do the best I can and then I'll depend whole problem ot health into the accountable All hail to the glorious old Union, Then I at once began to talk to on my friend's generosity for the rest" over England longer than any monarch at Natchez, Miss., and among us Mr. and the divine. He soys: "God has Now more tnan tnat is prom'scd to every Once more do we hope to enjoy, them in French." fvven me this bad}-, and he has called it the but two-Henry and George Graham. On arriving there some of Chustian business man. God say3 to him: And join it in sweetest communion, omple of the Holy Ghost, and to deface its us took service in the Federal army, III. She overtook Queen Elizabeth Bismarck told me all this in just "lown New York and London aud St. altar- or mar its walls or crumble its pillars And secessionist destioy. Petersburg and Pekio, and Australia and others obtained government work, such a tone as one ordinarily uses in ^v -, six years ago and has outdone Edward is a God-defying sacrilege." Cahlornia are mine: lean foresee a panic a while others went North. The last telling a hunting-story. He did not{"_V III., who only reigned 148 days over He sees God's caligraphy in every page— million yeais I have all the resources of the A Romantic Meeting seem to have the least idea of the anatomical and physiological. He saw that was seen of old man Graham he half a century. If she lives a few universe, and I am your fast friend when Two strangers met casually in •"God has gnen mc a wonderful body for mental tortures which the two wretched jou get business trouble or any other was on board a Federal transport years longer Victoria will have reigned Langfit's saloon on Second avenue DOble purposes trouble call on me and I will help here is French delegates must have passed S& waving his hat to us, as she backed longer than any royal personage of about six weeks ago. Both had been •/That aittn with thirty-two curious bones. my hand iu pledge of omnipotent deliverance." through during that half-hour. out from Natchez-under-the-Hill history. Wielded by fortv-six cunous muscle^, and all How much should that man worry? soldiers the late war, but had fought He also told me one day that a rf^5 bound northward, since when we have tinder the biaiu's telegraphy 350 pounds of Not much. What lion will dare to put his Queen Marguerite of Italy shows on opposite sides, as subsequent facts the review held by the Emperor Will- ?-*r blood rushing tluough the heart every hour, paw on that Daniel? Is there not lest never seen or heard of him. Those of more and more fondness for American brought out. the heart in t\\ent3'-four hours beating 100,O00 this? Is there not an eternal vacation in iam upon the Longchamps race course, ^4 us who survived the struggle returned literature, and, it is said, gets all the times during the twenty-four hours this? A young girl was there playing on a man in a blouse came up to him after it was over, to our desolate overcoming resistances amounting to 224,©00,000 leading magazines published in the an organet for her own amusement. and said to him. "Bismarck, t'es une"^ pounds of weight, during the same "Oh," vou say, "here is a man who asked homes in tnis parish. Many moons United States. She finally struck up the old familiar canaille!" (Bismarck, you're a vil- 3 time the lungs taking in fifty-«even hogsheads God for a blessing in a certain enterprise have come and gone, and many changes and he lost $5,000 in it. Explain that." I Union song, "Tramp, Tramp, the of air, and all this mechanism not more Queen Olga of Greece is practical, lam'). I could have had him shot," 2 have taken place here since the will. Yonder is a factory, aud one wheel is tnighty tnan delicate and easily distuibed dresses plainly, and goes for domestic Boys Are Marching." continued Bismarck, "but his courage old man last tuned his rough, though going north and the other wheel i-, going and demolished. ecomony, etc., even making her "That's right, my girl," snoke up made an impression on me." 5 south, and one wheel plavs laterally and the The Christian man says to himself: "If I patriotic, air among us, yet the few of own bonnets, it is saidv Another time he told me that he one of the men. "Play that tune. It other plays vertically I go to the manufacturer hurt my nerves, if I hurt mv brain, it I hurt us left who weathered the storm still and I say: "Oh, manufacturer, your had been very mnch opposed to the any of my physical aciltie-s I insult God and reminds me of old times and I like the Dagnar of Eussia, the Princess of fondly cherish its remembrance, interlaced machinery is a contiadiction. Why do you u«all tor aire retribution." Why did God annexation ol Metz. air." Wales' sister, is said to be politically not make all the wheels go one way?" as it is with the hallowed and tell the Le\iteB not to offer to him in sacrifice I only yielded to the military par- ^f Well," he says, "I made them to go in op. smart, though not intellectual otherwise. "But I don't like it," interposed the animals imperfect and diseased? lie glorious memories that encircle it. ty," said he, "who claimed that Metz |f posite directions on purpose and thev piodiue meant to tell us in all the ages that v»e are Like all her sisters she is clever other stranger. "I hate the song. And now after we have lived to realize the right result, lo go down "stairs was worth a hundred thousand men •*$ to offer to God our very best physical conditioa, Don't play it. Play something else." with her needle, as they had to make the hope expressed in the last and examine the caipets we are turning out an 1 a man who, thiough irregular or to us. Oh' it Bazaine had been able in this establishment and jou will see." I their own clothes before their father "But she shall play it," exclaimed verse of the old man's strain we would gluttonous eating rums his hea'th is not to hold out four weeks longer at Metz go down on the other floor and I see the got to be king. the first man fiercely. ©ttVrmg to Goct such a sacrilice. Why did like to read his song, together with carpets, and I am obliged to confers that we would have been obliged to raise Paul write ior his cloak at Troas? Why "Xo, she won't," was the determined his letter of explanation, in your loyal though the wheels in the factory go oppo. The Queen of Spain recently, after the siege of Paris." v^l should such a gieat man as Paul be anxious answer. site directions, they turn out a beautiful and patriotic columns, and thereby the performance, called Sarah Bernhardt about a thing so insignificant as an overcoat? Otherwise it is very difficult to *put result and wjnle I am standing there looking The child was frightened, and looking feel Virgil verified: "Haeo olim It was because he knew that with pneumonia into the box and gave her a confidence in Bismarck. One day at the exquisite fabric an old «criptui and rheumatism lie would not be worth half up into the faces of the men said: meminisse juvabit." bouquet tied in ribbon and secured by passage comes into my mind: "All tilings when we were talking about the German as much to God and the church as with res. "O, sirs, don't quarrel. I will play woik together tor good to them who love a splendid sapphire mounted with dia* provinces of Austria I asked him piration easy and foot tree. God." Is there not rest in that? 13 there 'Angels of Heaven Defend Us' instead." $ monds. if he had never thought of annexing An lnlel'igent Christian nvm would consider H. B. TALIAFEKEO. not tonic that? Istheie not longevity in it an absurdity to kneel down at night them. "That would be a very stupid Marie, the daughter of the Empress th it? and pray and ask God's protection while at But the Union man was not satisfied, thing to do," he replied. "The popu-. of Austria, is about to marry Prince the iame time he kept the windows of his Suppose a man is all thetime worried about The .Russian Soldier's Tea. and was determined to have his lation is Catholic. It would form an Euprecht of Bavaria, who is, according bedroom tight shut against fresh air. He ln^ reputation. One man says he lies, another That a soldier, and especially a Russian, opposition center. It would be a song. The Confederate was equally "^r&dCd )ust as soon think of going out on the lys he is stupid, another says he is dishonest, to loyal Jacobites, the heir apparent to is fond of his whiskey is a fact great deal better to annex Holland." ibudge between New York and Brooklyn, and half a dozen printing establishments attack obstinate and the courtesies exchanged the English throne. that is very well known, yet if the latter leaping off, and then piajing to God to keep him, and he in a great state of excitement Several months later I was an ambassador were not according to the best Victoria of Germany, it is said, tastes and worry and fume, and can not sleep had his choice which of the two to him fioni getting hurt. Just as long as you at London. The Dutch usages in society. ''Man, God is on 3 our side: he will ike care defer this whole subiect of physical health portions of every article of food dispense with—whiskey or tea—I firmly charge d'affaires, who had just arrived "Who are you?" asked the Southerner but religion comes to him and says: to the realm of whimsicality or to the pastrycook intended for the Emperor, and superintends believe he would prefer the tea. from Berlin, told me by chance of your reputation if God be for you who or to the butcher or to the baker or to in a rage. the preparation of most of it Every company is supplied with an that one evening when he had asked can be against you?" How much shoull the apothecary or to the clothier, you are "Men called me the Plumed Scout tuat man worry about his reputation? Not mot acting like a Christian. Take care of herself. immense tea urn holding hundreds of Herr von Bismarck whether it was in the late war. I am the man who much. If that broker who some years ago all your physical forces—nervous, muscular, cups of boiling water, and at evening true that Germany thought of annexing Queen Elizabeth of Eoumania is intensely in Wall street, after he had lost money, sat captured Gen. William JST. Pendleton bone, brain, cellular tissue—for all jou must each soldier can swallow his ten cups Holland, the chancellor had answered musical, fond of dancing, and down and wrote a farewell letter 10 his wife be brought to judgment. at Sailor's Creek," was the answer. him: "Tha would be a sLu-' —less than that won't do—of hot tea. before he blew his brains out—if, instead of Smoking your nervous system into fidgets, has written a ballet. "You are! Well, I have heard of pid thing to do! It would only make taking out of his pocket a -pistol, he had burning out the coating" of jour stomach If he is on guard the vivandiere takes you, and since you have been frank taken out a well-read new testament there with wine logwooded and stryclmined, Olga of Greece is the most beautiful an opposition center. It would be pity on him and brings the delightful would have been one less suicide. Oh, nervous walking with thin shoes to make your feet with me I will be equally as open with mucn better to annex Austria'" Queen of Europe and is sister-in-law beverage to the guard house where, and feverish people of the world, try look delicate, pinched at the waist until you you. My name is Semmes, the son of of the Empress of Eussia and the for a few coppers, he can drink with this almighty sedative. You will live I had another example of this duplicity. are nigh cut in two, and neither narfc worth Commodore Semmes, the commander twenty-five years longer under ^ts soothing Princess of Wales. .anything, groaning about sick headache and comfort the bright yellow fluid, onetenth In tbe negotiations which en- 'i?, power. It is not chloral that you want or of the Alabama. I am the unknown palpitation of the heart, which you think of which surely does not deserve sued after Sadowa, Bismarck kept &\ The Queen of Denmark is "'intensely morphine that you want it is the gospel of ffl- came from God when they came from your Captain of the Merrimac, who was perpetually talking about his love for 8%^ deaf, but fond ot music, and has a the name tea. Hebe, enveloped in a own follv. Jesus Christ. "With long lite will I satisfy supposed to have been lost when the Austria, ior Vienna and his wish to big and powerful organ tliat she, ^can sheepskin, is the friend of the company, What right has anv m-m ov woman to deface him." vessel was captured by the Monitor. spare the Viennese the humiliation of /ffs the temple of the Holy Ghost? What Again, practical religion is a friend of hear. P™ fC and the severest weather is the ear? Why, it is the whispering galdery longevity in the fact that it removes all eorloding Eead history and you will find that an occupation. One day (it was at &£& will not prevent her journey to the Elizabeth of Austria has developed of the human soul. What is the eye? care about a future existence. Every the Captain of the ill-starred iron-clad Gastein) a certain Henry Christ, a |fl guard house in order to solace her children an unfortunate skin disease and wears is the observatory God constructed, 'its man wants to know what is to become was never known I am the man. Por good Frankfort bourgeois,who used to W with their precious tea.*f-3gip3w ttelescope sweeping the heavens. What of him. If you get on board a rail-tram you a veil continually. know Bismarck in the times of the ,», reasons known to myself I never proclaimed rthe hind? An instrument so wonderful that want to know at what depot it is going to Isabella, ex-Queen of the Spaniards Diet, asked him in my presence: "Tell -^fr «when the Earl ol Brideewafer bequeathed stop if yor get on board a ship you want to my identity, but I can easily when she appears abroad wears a cos-' am-tois will $40,000 ior treatise* to be written meyour highness why did you not enter '&$£ know into what harbor it is going to run prove that I am the son of Captain {Seventeenth Iowa Infantry. •on the wisdom, power, and goodness of God, and, if you should tell me ou have no interest tume much the same as that of a nun. Vienna in 1 Rfifi? You used always to Semmes," and the stranger produced Sir Charles Bell, the great English anatomist in what is to be your'futuie destiny, The Seventeen^ I„™ Infantry was ten us a a The dT/yo S I The Queen of England's grandson, and surgeon, found his greatest illustration the necessary papers, a I would, in as polite away as 1 know how, organized ganize at at Keokuk, Keokuk Iowa, Iowa and and mus mustered «„i^ wS.__ ,. a a X01* wAr, George Collars and Cuffs," is irreverent. TO in tbe construction of the human hand, I u°u 4 mt* a at the head of tell you I did not believe yon. Before I had He appeared to be a machinist and in April 16, 1862. May 5 .devoting his whole book to that subject. this matter settled with reference to my future He was dancing at a ball the Prussian troops would be the1* led a Bohemian life. The "Plumed started forward to join the army be So wonderful are these bodies that God existence the question almost worried proudest day of your life." recently with a pretty but plebeian Scout" now lives on the South Side, aiames his own attributes after different fore Corinth. Later it was in the bat me into ruined health. The anxieties men That was th° only time in my life partner when his brother called him to parts of them. His omniscience—it is God's have upon this subject put togeter would and it is he who told the story of the ii JT 1 Ti ,. wuiy uuue in mv Hie .eye. His omnipresence—it is God's ear. account. You can go and hum make a martyrdom. This is a state ot awful ine ti scoutin.g ofluka It ands wa generally employed that I ever saw Bismarck embarrassed meeting to a Dispatch reporter.—Pittsburg picket "duty* an His omnipotence—it is God's arm. The up unhealthiness. There are people who tret God save grand-mother," was his retort, Dispatch. |*1^"" iiolstery of the midnight heavens—it is the guardmg railroads during the fall and themselves to death foi fear of dying. "I'll dance with whom I please," COUNT VON BEUST. work of God's lingers. His lite-giving pow-er—it I want to take the strain off your nerves winter. In the spring it crossed the Is the breath of the Almighty. His and the depression off your soul, and 1 make Old Eugenie, ex-Empress, is said to river, and going down to Grand Gulf, An Unpubl"sited Lincoln Letter. "A private letter from Bill Nye to'a" dominion—"the government shall be upon two or three experiments. Experiment have developed strange idiosyncracies, The following passage from the took part in the battles of the Vicksburg bis shoulder." A body so divinely honored hist: When you go out of this world it does Chicago friend," says The News of that besides being a recluse. One is a and so divinely constructed, let us be careful Century "Lincoln Life" for May, contains not make any diffeience whether you have expedition. At Champion Hills city, "contains the "Unwelcome information not to abuse it. tendency to Spiritualism and a belief been good or bad, or whether on" believed a letter by Lincoln, written in it lost 57 men in killed and wounded that the popular humorist's Wuen it becomes a Chnstiau dutv to take truth or error, you will go straight to glory. that she can communicate w#h her 1861, and hitherto unpublished: from a total of 226 engaged. It was health, so far from being improved .fiare of our health, is not tbe whole tendency "Impossible," you say "my common sense dead Prince Imperial. It is well understood "Eor the moment the leading Unionists toward longevity? If I to-s my watch about in the assault of May 22, where it also as well as my leligion teaches that the bad seems to be becoming poorer and that she intends to make recklessly and drop it on the payment and and the good can not live together forever. of Maryland deemed their true heavilyt?»^lt lost took part in the Fort poorer. In fact, Mr. Nye writes that wind it up any tune of day or nurht I happen Princess Beatrice of England her You give me no comfort in that experiment" role one of patience and conciliation. Hill expedition where it lost 37 men. he has been compelled to abandon to think of it, and often let it run down, Experiment the second: When you leave heiress. In this spirit Eeverdy Johnson, a lawyer After the surrender the regiment was literary work altogether, and he fears while you are careful with your watch and this world you will go into an intermediate The Queen Eegent of Spain chooses and statesman of fame and influence that, if a change for the better doesn't never abuse it aud wind it up just at the state where you can get converted and prepared sent to Arkansas, then recalled to take feame hour everv night and put it in a for heaven. "Impossible," [you say the word daily for tbe countersign both at home and abroad, came set pretty soon, he will have to part in the Chattanooga campaign. At fontelmngee laco wher it will not suffer from the vioof ".13 the tree falleth so it must lie, and I cannot without wnich no one is admitted to take to his bed and surrender himself to Lincoln upon the stereotyped errand Missionary Ridge it lost 19 men, killed atmosphere, which watch postpone to an intermediate state reformation the palace by the many guards. This wholly to the doctor's care. He is to obtain some assurance in writing and wounded. With the Fifteenth will last the longer? Common sen«e answers. which ought to have been effected is communicated to the highest military still at Asheville, N. C, and he intends Wow, the human body is God's watch. You in this state." Experiment the third: that he meditated no invasion or Army Corps, under the command of see the hands ol the watch, you see the face There, is no future world when man dies to remain there for the winter. It is official, who happens to be Marshal subjugation of the South to which General Logan, it took part in the historic of tha watch btifc the beatings of the heart that is the last of him. Do not worry about apparent that he is very much dia-' Campo, who proclaimed Alfonso the President confidentially replied: "march to the sea," and then returned IB the ticiring of the watch. "Oh, be careful what you are to do in another state ot being: couraged about himself,"^ King.-PMladelphia Times. *$•** 'I forebore to answer yours of the and do not let it urn down! you will not do anything. "Impossible," home for muster out, 0