SK5* -fBff! OWED TO THE DAIRY. PETER SCHEEEB, Os laughed, dren to be industrious? Th successful EUEMK E & mmm "Yer let no man go agin yer, eh Is yer farmer has no time for idleness, •Tvras at a picnic in the woods .%: mem'ry long anuff ter fetch up the one With "spread" most rich and ample no room for idlers. I sometimes wonder Carpenters, "^Points for the Farmer's Young Beaeely found a line o£ goods* .-s" if those who have always led busy Too fine to selltoysample. -'v A timely drain will carry off the lives, and have had work for each oi He wondered if she'd speak? His head -DEAi N— Builders and Contractors, the family, know what a curse idleness Was in a buzz—a flutter. surplus water around the house and "When smiling, much amused, she said:. is to children. Many parents in lessen the a of mud. '4* Ntw mtm. "Will you please pass the butterT* ULM, town find it impossible to provide And then he saw 'twas in his handl Be sure at all tools are in perfect their children useful employment How long it thus was lying order before any attempt is made to Designs and plans made to order an$ He never did quite understand. when not in school. Th effect use them. ,.*.,_ ..—. .. estimates on all work furnished ancl She laughed—that's good as sighic upon the characters being formed He talked quite volubly, at last. contracts faithfully executed. can not fail to be pernicious. Better begin tfie spring with only (At first he could but stutter.) NION HOTEL, Do not grieve, then, at the little And now, he says, he well can "pass" one pair of trousers than without a All other sweet things, but her. feet and hands must be busy and LATH, SHINGLES, DOORS, grindstone, says the Agriculturist., at your older boys and girls "must ^?v* & /TSTRANGE STORY.-4 The dwarf varieties of peas need bear their shares of the burden of SASH, BLINDS, no sticking and bear earlier than the work. Only be sure to teach them The Ghost of Flounder Crick "—A. Headless IENZELS1MZK0, Propriety taller kinds, but are not as prolific. to work intelligently. Teach them Sailor Who Guarded Buried Treasure. —and all kinds of— f!^% the best ways. Above all have an Ask the opinion of your boys and Building ffiaterial!"l5 honest respect yourself for the work The autumn of 'SO, I spent in a fishing girls upon your plans. Perhap they I N N S N E W Mnsw village on the Jersey coast, and, among the you are doing, and if you can imbue do more thinking than you are aware I«fisa« stories of wrecks, Captain Kid's buried each member of your household with of. he only first class brick fire SELVES-1»£?$ treasures, etc., I heard the following from "DO^'T MAKE POOLS OV TEB this same feeling, you will place a an old aunty: el in he city, gf,. that's gone agin me. I reckon Joe we he The time has long sincegoneby when sti-ong safeguard about him Train When my gran'mother war a gal, she purty well matched in this fight, an' it'll izens Hank with large, airy rooms and an A intelligent gardeners would prefer to up faithful, skillful workers and you I lived et Flounder Crick which wus a arm close fur one ov us ternight. Here it begins!" N o. 1 table. Good large sarapel work land with a spade instead of a will make the world richer and nobler—Mrs. ov Sherk river, an called Flounder Crick an' ho stuck his spade inter thsr cause taer flounderin wus so powerful good plow. say nothing of the expense M. Heald. rooms forth accomodation of san'—Joe ketched his arm. v~ .-.', thar. Wal, up thar, also lived twd young of spading, which is at least ten times "Ye won't be warned 1" *».«.. mercial travelers. Passenger a men, Joe Tucker an Os "White. They wus Os turned on him. at of plowing, the land can never baggage will be carried free from bout ther same age, an hed alius bin firm -iSilos a Ensilage "An' yer old fool, er gone !d'aft? Eands De worked so well or so thoroughly by friends till they both fell in love with Mellio off J" and to he depot. Rate reasonablehe A letter from Mr. Joh Gould, of one spading a3 by one plowing. Th Cook, an then each one tried to be "Both I think," sez Joe. "But hear mo finest wines, liquors and ci NEW IJLM, MINN. spade or digging fork is used only in emery then tother. Es for Mellie, she wus Ohio, says, "Stick to thin planting, Os White. Both ov us shall never leave gars at the bar er unprincipled flirt, an played sweet to such corners or small patches as can this place alive. We'll dig tergether. slow filling and waoden silos painted both in turn. Yer kin b'leve she kept Ther one whose spade hits ther box fust give to work a horse and with pitch, and the silps will win." things hot, an they kept gittih hotter, till wins, an' I swear if it is yourn I'll kill yer. Bucklen Arnica Salve plow. M.Mullen, Pres't. E. Taj en, Vice-Preset one night they bed er apple parin at Uncle Mr. Gould kas been helping Mr. Mor Now begin!" Both spades dug inter ther The best salve in the world for Cuts,. Job Potter's. All ther young folks wus san'. J. C. Rudolph, Cashier. W a man is too fat, says risod with the Wisconsin Institutes Bruises Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, thar, Joe, Os and Mellie among em. Mellio They dug fast an silent fur some time, an a Dairyman, "the doctors recommen Directors: Fever Sores, Tetter, chapped Hands and says "they were a great success. acted unusual tantalizing thet night an then they heerd a soun thet made their got ther two men so stirred up, thet they Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin E him to eat lemons and partake Eighty thonsand persons at least attended faces grow white, but they kept on diggin'' wus ready to fight eny thing Irum a boyconstructor tions, and positively cures Piles, or no of acids to reduce his flesh. AIL Ther soun cum nearer an nearer. Still Werner Bcesch, Chas. Wagner, Dr. C. them. Sfx huadred silos were down. pay required. I is guaranteed to give* these things the farmer knows, but they dug on till Os' spade hit sumthin built in at state last year and at Weschcke, 0. M. Olsen, E. 0. Koch. My gran'mother warned her, she'd make perfect satisfaction, or money refund- 'Jed. hard. Joe heered the soun, an wither wild E strangely enough he forgets them all trouble, but Mellie only laughed an' least 2,00fi more will be built the yell he jumped on him. They clinched, an Price 25 cents per box. Sold by C.T when he stands in the presence of his went on worse than afore. Ther apples went down together. They wu3 both L. Boos. "f-f: coming Summer." sour swill barrel. No woman would DRAFTS TO ALL PARTS got pared and arter supper they sot round strong men, an ther struggle wus terrible. M. GRATZ ther chimbly place and told stories. They think of feeding a human baby on sour Yes, the silo must win when farmers Os laid acrost ther box, an Joe tried all his OF EUROPE, AND PASSAGE hed a good stock er yarns et Flounder might to drag him off, but he seemed fast milk, but her husband will drive ascertain at a cheap strueture Crick, and they spun em out till ther gals ov it They pulled an hit an tugged, an alove ground will cure and keep ensilage TICKETS SOLD. ahead and feed the calves and pigs on begin pull nigher ther fire un t^r look nuther guve an inch, till on a suddint both better than the expensive, excavated, sour milk, and even look you full in rolled o'er an looked up, an thar, on ther concrete walled stiuctures. —DEALE I N i.^ the face and tell you, as we have had edgo ov thor hole stood ther no-headed The ensilage of to-day is a district Close Attention iven to Collecting. BBQCERIES and BLASSWABK sailer! them tell us hundreds of times, at article from that made a few years 'calves will thrive best on sour Ther mast fell an ther groun shook! Thar ago, and farmers should know at was a clap ov thunder an er flash ov lightnin, milk.' this better article is made by filling leisurely, Minnesota Street opposite the an then ther sans rolled back inter without anyharvest-likehurry It is hard to say what a farmer their place like dammed-up water, with I' Congregational Church. at it needs no trampling and bundling shall do with a cow at is poor when Joe and Os under em I Ther next mornin of heavy rocks or sandbags. In ther warn't no sign that nothin had happened she drops her calf. If he sells her, Low Kates to Pacific Coast, v±- '£0Z:- NEW ULM, I N N fact, it is one of our most leisurely thar, but a nabor picked up Mellie probably it is the best he can do for operations, and usually we take from The new agreement between the transconti-' a bit away, cold and senseless. They his own pocket,though it must worry nental lines authorizes a lower rate to Pacific August 1 to the latter a it of September thought she was dead, but arter awhile FRANK FRIEDMANN, a man who has a conscience to so 2oast points via the Manitoba-Pacific route she cum too. But, poor critter, her min to fill our three pits. We were than is made via any other line. Frequent exvursions. impose on a customer. A really good was all dazed and crazed, and though she Accommodations first-class. For at long filling two last Summer. cow will never at any time be fat but rates, maps, and other lived along time arter, she never got no The corn, of course, was planted in dealer in particulars, apply to C. M, S"5^ou neither should she be allowed to get bettor. But in her crazy talk she tole how succession from April to July. Our :1. WARREN, General P*H ni downright poor. Her milk will be deficient she had follered ther men thet night, an Passenger Agent, St. f&fa I Groceries, Crockery. Stoneware best ensilage last year was grown on Paul, iiinn. JSAUSAit in both quality and quantity seen every thin thet happened. Yes, a fertile piece of alluvial soil, from a.ll the season if this is the case. sir, it's a powerful strange story, but we An Excellent Boute/ which a crop of hay was cut in June. hain't no call to disb'leve our own folks. Glassware, Notions, Cannei Th flesh which indicates fair thrift, This sod was turned over and corn MES. S. B. MclKTYRa, Tourists, Business men, settlers and others also shows eood feeding capacity, "YES," BUZ ALL AND JOB BEGUH. iesiring to reach any place in Central or Korthirn planted June 26. We cut twenty tons without which no cow is worth much. uarvous inter ther dark corners. At las A Kail-Weidiiig Machine. Montana, Dakota, Minnesota, or Puget per acre in September and sowed the Fruit, Flour, etc. Sound and Pacific Coast points should investigate "Jncle Job put down his pipe en sez: The invention of a Baltimore electrician A writer in "The Oakland Tribune'' land in rye, which we will soon cut for regarding the rates and advantages offered "Recon I know a story that'll lay o'er for welding steel railjseems destined to revolutionize b,y this route. A rate from Chicago or St.Paul to our cows. Clover was sown on the celebrates the goose as "just the best eny you've lieerd. and one that's true, too. Puget Sound or Pacific Coast points $5.00 lower the present method of track maintenance. rye, and we get this land back at once All goods sold at bottom prices and Like ter hear it?" than via any other line is guaranteed. Accom- thing made yet as nocturnal guard Bj-Qthis device, the ends of the into clover. The rye will be worth fully ST:PAUL delivered free of cost to any part of rails arc welded together through the application "Yes," sez all, and Jobbestm?" for poultry: MINNEAPOLIS as much to me as the hay crop of of a transformed electric current, and "When my father was er young man he the city. "Professional chicken-thieves will this year would have been," so at are afterwards tempered so as to make the £ed er curyous dreu»n three nighte nan' not go near a roost where they know N E W I N N my ensilage was cheaply run in. I expect joint as hard as the rest of the rail. The runnin. He did't b'leve in dreams butthes ,. .RAILWAY. .„ ...^vw.. a goose is kept with the chickens. It to follow the same plan this year welding apparatus is carried on the pilot of ere un wus so queer thet it stuck ter him. tana "Watertown, Aberdeen, Ellendale, Foi-r is a game they can't beat. Th only on another piece of bottom lau^ an engine or on a construction car, and it is Buford and Bottineau, Dakota, area few of the GEO. BENZ & SONS. It war this wise: He thought he war thing at can get away with a goose principal points reached via recent extensions oJ claimed a joint can be mado in half a minute. walkin' threw ther er pines dowr. at ther this road. For maps or other information address is a fox. He'll play dead,and the bird, The inventor proposes to thus make continuous cove, when all cv er suddint a tall dark Importers and Wholesale Dealers in* C. H. WJLKREN, General Passenger Agent, A Fish Story, which has more curiosity an any rails a quarter of a mil© in length, man appeared afore him. Bt. Paul, Minn. WINES & other thing at walks, will come up Send for new map of Northwest. From the*Bangor Commercial. having expansive joints only at intervals of "He was sorter surprised, fur he hadn't to see what's the matter. Then it that distance, the rails being fastened to. the Where Are You Going? heered no footsteps nor seen no one coming, An ardent sportsman of Bangor was center so as to exnand in both dir,ecfcian&. looses a life in the pursuit of knowledge. but he warn't skeert an* jest stood a cutting through the ice on the pond When do you start Where rom? Howmany Bu the chicken-thief ain't foxy lookin' at ther chap, till he turned round COSSOLATOIiY. in your party? What amount of freight or preparatory to a day's sport, using enough by a long shot. A goose will an' beckoned him ter foller him. Father baggage have yon? What route do you prefer? a chisel with a handle like a shovel, 217 & 219 E. 3rd Str. St. Paul, Wroas? B. done so, an' they walked till thej cum to Upon receipt of an answer to the above questions squawk on him every time." which by accident slipped from his you will be furnished, lree of expense, with er place whar three pines stan', so thet her the lowest" Mr. D. Roberts of Western New grasp and disappeared in about six ohadders meet in er pint. It wus full moon, THEODOfj MUELLEB, maps, time an' father could see ther shadders plain. fathoms of water. mourned his phlets, or York states at he has raised able inform- ens RAILWAX Ther man went to ther pint an' strikin' loss, for it meant harder work tomorrow Russian sunflower seed in his garden will save trouble, time and money. his heel on it three times, sez: 'Dig I digl to get through the ice without call in person where necessary. very successfully. does not say but look not behin'3'er I' An' then afore ready to answer aboye questions should cut out it. Nothing daunted, heprepared how much land was devoted to the MANUFACTURER OF father could think he was gone. This was and preserve thi3 notice for future reference. It his line and placed on the hook "a may become useful. Address C. H. WARKEN, crop, but declares at he can grow ther dream and after dreaming it three General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. plump live shiner and returned to times father thought thar must be suni"euto' five times as much chicken and cow Send for new map of Northwest. camp to relate his mislortune. Trying in it, an' ther morain' arter the third feed with sunflowers as with anything timo h8 walked down to ther cove. He his line shortly after, his first impression else. The seed is,also good in moderate U&eap Cash Store foua' ther three pines jestez he see 'em in was at he had hooked a AND DEALER IN quantities for horses and hogs. iis dream, but hs couldn't exactly locat' Chinaman, so hard did it pull, but Tobacco andiSmokers' Urtick Many farmers as well as villagers an1 ther spot whar ther man stood so ker« when he had landed his catch imagine could probably raise sunflower seed eluded ter wait till full moon an' go agin. G$0. jSdoSft his surprise to find at he not only "Wal, full moon ho tuck his spade an' went, profitably. had a tine three-poundtrout, but also an' sure enough, lhar lay ther shadders the lost chisel. The blade had stuck jest es he had seen em 1 He went ter diggin'. As the use of Paris Green will soon Ruemke's Building, New Dim, Minn-. upright in the mud, the shiner had Ther sand was soft an' he had got er be in ord er, hints in regard to its E A E I N good sizo hole dug, when he heered somethin' swum through the hole in the handle, DRY GOODS, proper preparation are now seasonable. Qeb^et4, ¥n( like a heavy marchiii'in ther distance. the trout seized him and wound himself NOTIONS, One of the Advantages of mixing "Ee stopped,an was goin' terlookaround, up around the handle, making the Pari green with gypsum for use HATS CAPS when he reckelected l^ier words 'Digl but capture posible, providing the line look not behind ye,' an he went ter work on a to plants is at the work GROCERIES, CROCKERY Miss Lulu Japonica—I've lost my littla held as it did. N E W ULM MIOT& agin. The nolo got bigger an ther sound can be done at odd spells when other jspaniel, officer, and I believe that man took and OILS. MANUFACTURER OP come nigher. At last his spado hit ihim. Ee is the only person in sight. business is not hurrying. I is a good sumthin hard, an' at the same time he felt FINE CIGARS. One Cause of Infection. job for a rainy day in spring, taking Also Musical Instruments an awful power o'er him. In spite ov himself care to keep the poisoned plaster Pittsburg. Medical Review. he lookod around, an' thar stood a ind WHEELER & WILSON'S where nothing can get at it. and where sailer cs tall ca a giant, with no head on, The American street-car or the Latest Improved an' carryin' ther mainmast ov er ship on his it will not become a One pound ticket-window of a railroad station SEWING MACHINES. shoulder. Es father looked ther mast fell. of poison is enough for 150 pounds of frequently offers this unpleasant spectacle. He heered a roar, an' sesn a flash ov light gypsum, which in bulk is about a A well-dressed and, to all outward til Goods Sold at Bottom JS^-Special brands made to order. nin, an' then he didn't know no more till bushel and a half. If used in water it appearances, a well-bred woman he cum too ne^t morning in ther clump ov !cept can only be mixed as ready for use. opens her, pocketbook. picks out a pines. Ha was all right his 'left shoulder, an' on thet was five black marks piece of money and deliberately outs Frederick the Great had sound S W W A N O N E N I *. I N N en if flvo fingers hed grabbed it, an' then* it into her mouth and holds it there Mills.1 ideas on the forestry question, judg Cottonwood 'darks staid thar till his dyiu' day. This 1 while she closes her purse, readjusts —J ing from this proclamation, said to Empire Mill Co. be ther yarn en it i3 true, every word ov her gloves and arranges her many have been issued in 1708: "W determined it'» packages. If some modern Smollet Job lit his pipe, en'evory one sot stun at in all the lands subject would lay before her eyes "The Adventures Jtill til Mellie sez: unto us all young married persons, at ROLLER MILL. of a Dime if she could even "An' all thet money is thar yet. What "Custom grinding'" solicited/ Wil the time of their marriage should er fool not ter go back. Ef I was only a dimly conceive to the unutterable grind wheat for $ (one eigth) or ex 7change 1 plant at least twelve trees at some man, or knowd er maa brave a nur ter go foulness through which the coin she 34 fts. flour, 5 fts. shorts and & convenient spot, six being fruit trees fur it." Jehu of Sweeping Vehicle—It's sorry Ci holds between her dainty lips has 24 Rollers and 4 Burrs. and six being oak trees. As we find to fts. bran for one bushel of wheat. Flour -. She riz up ez sho spook an stood with her jam Oi scooped him, leddy but it's th' ill. probably passed, a loathing horror our great displeasure, at this order •gant t'roat war-r-mer he'll mek yez thi3 eyes ashinin, and her che9ks a- flamin, a and feed sold at low rates and delivered-f'i would overwhelm her. Bu tin blissful picture purty anuf ter make a man face a jWinther.—Puck. has not been obediently observed, we TVetake pleasure in informing he unconsciousness she caresses at a New Ulm free of expense. .\ worso danger then a ho headed sailor. now further ordain and decree at public at we are now ready for business. which is the.embodiment of all filthiness. E MrXHD THOSE PAPERS UP."' All looked at her, an Uncle Job sez: this shall be done before the marriage, -~~rr A N & E N I N 1**1 The best machinery and all he Aside from the view of cleanliness "Spozen er man wus brave acufiy Mollis, a at until it is done the parish latest improvements in the manufacture is the question of contagion. what would yer do fur him?'* film. giTEHSE^ •K'^T I clergy of our lands shall not join any "Do," sez Mellie, "I'd marry him!»» of flour enable us to compete with at this nasty habit is often responsible person in wedlock." Joe en Os sprang leff their feat, && .he best mills in he country. for the spread of infectious cried: We are constantly buying diseases cannot be doubted. In cheese, the United States leads all "Say thet agin 1" And she sos, boldly: Wheat, "I'd marry him!" other countiies, exporting to the United Bye9£&*\ HARNESS MAKER H$-.'S 'Yer hear thet," sez Joe. "Yer hear Kingdom in 1886 856,109 cwt., A Good-Hearted But Clumsy "We hear she hain't said nothin more ter Corn, -^'Igv1 —and Dealer in— ~i' '1, but even this is fully 100,000 cwfc. less Cobbler. yer then no one else," broke in Os. "But vj?,-, z*so*t89 ••:.*. Whips, Collars, and all otW^l 1 an at of ten years ago. I is not r" ^er kin all hear me say. I'll git that box or Pittsburg Dispatch. er articles usually kept^S" pleasant to read at "Canada, on the be hurried with it '^V* 4 "A I ^Buckwheat, Dr. Mitchell of Liberty, Mo., owned other hand, has doubled her exports "An I say, we'll both be hurried afore ye .fJ in a firstfdass har- f& a small flock of turkeys last spring. £?*«**•*& *v yelled Joe, steppin up ter him. of cheese, having improved the quality, J'r \k^4 ne8S shop. -JW^J The hens were all placed in coops and A the Highest Market Prices. OsbTaovsL "iwhim, but Job ketched his and gained in reputation while on their nests to hatch out their aria**Eistthari \Vf" Americans have been ruining the reputatio New harnesses made to order and re- ifej W sell all kinds of broods. Th remaining old gobbler Don't make istlc r*?oelves. of their cheese by depriving && pairing promptly attended to. &$ Yer can't both git ther gal, aa* wT was left alone on the outside and a good deal of it of cream, au introducing NEW MLM, it depens on yer gittin the box, I guess yer looked sad and melancholy, at times off.w lard and other kinds of fat." won't nuther do it Bet down an' cool appearing as though he felt slighted. 'An' scrowlin a sulkey they drawd back. H.FRENZBL, I is recognized in this country at &$?b-ifr He stayed around a few days, but AT LOW RATES. :But this trouble upsot things for the there is need of a decided improvement finally wandered off down among evanin, an' purty soon ther party broke up. in chee3e, and it can come "only when some smart weeds about 20 0 yards li Meilie exnected Joe or Os wonld see Special Attention given to the farmers unite in a determination her hum, but nuttier cum mgh .uer, an' sue away. Several days later he was Custom "Work -15 7 Manufacturer of to demand pure cheese, and by owning went hum with sumnabors. discovered in the weeds on a guinea's SODA WATER their cheese factories secure the An' war wus Os an' Joe? They hed nest he had found. was removed, slipped out soon •arter their muss, went making of the best article. ,, „m but quickly went back and remained Job Lott (who has dropped in to see how A extra stone for giinding feed. hum fur tools en started fur ther threa SELTZER W A E at his chosen post of duty until nine, his valentine hit it off)—Why, what a pines, an' as they livea in opparsito directions, Steam Cornsheller. beauty! You must have somebody whe ',,V Farm Life for Children. little guineas came from the eggs. nuther knowen what t'other wus et and Wood taken for cash or in exchange thinks the world of you. When they were big enonugh to run tul they met thar. They stood lookin et one yt% a lite a be made a school in Miss Violet Sapolio—There's no doubt of ifapii'e Mill CJo. other a minit and then Joe sez: about the old gobbler acted as their I which lessons of practical value a it A pawn ticket for five dollars stuck Champagne Cider. "Os White yer muBt be crazy ter cum guide, but instead of being a protector between the loaves, and a cost mark for CASH PURCHASES here ter night Yer knowed I'd come, an' I be learned. W at parents have bet1 his feet were so large he tramped the same amount on the back page, ar yer know I let no maa go agin zoo* Go ,ter opportunities to train their chil- them to death one by one. and CHEAP SALES very convincing evidence that the sendei hum," Centre Street. New Ulm, Isn't selfish.--Jfttck.