TALMAGE'8 SEfiMON. hell. The majority of those who are indignant men. stand back from that chasm 1 You see YOUNG FOLKS' CORMR.^ otherwise idle hoars, and it aimed to teach him to talk, bat he was a poor scholar, against the Bible because of the idea of the pracstieal drift of my sermon. 1 want enlist in these occupations at least punishment are men whose lives are bad or yon to knowTvhere that road leads. Stand and could not even learn to pronounce whose hearts are impure, and who hate the back from that chasm of ruin. The time is LET US GO A-MAYiNG. the sympathy of all ages. The meetings his own name. Bible because of ttie idea of fumre puni'-hment going to come (you and 1 may not live to see and pastimes of the club were various Still we loved him and continued to $ho Brooklyn Divine Discusses the for the simc reason that criminals hate it, butj will come, just as certainly as there and elastic, but nothing could be Oh, let ns go a-Maymg, yes, all of us together take his part against his enemies. Dangers of Infidelity and the penitentiary. Oh, I have heard thi* is a God, it will come) when the infidels and done in tre club's name tbat had not its Papa had never said much, one way of brdve talk about people fearing notling of atheists who openly and out and out and Oh, let us go a-Maying in the dear old sanction, and no one could remain a member Modern Atheism. the other, about Jack, though he was not the consequences of sin in the next world, above board preach and practice infidelity woods! who violated its very catho'ic rules as to and I have made up mr mind it is merely a and atheism will be considered as criminals very favorably disposed toward the race The earth is now rejoicing all clad in good conduct and propriety. The coveted coward's'.whistling to keep his courage up. against society, as they are now criminals of crows. But when tlie spring planting tender verdure, tennis court was put at the boy disposal file I lm seen men flaunt their immortalities against God. Society "will push out the W a Doubting Thomases was done, he took sides^with^he opposition. S to And Spring, joyous Spring, is in her in the face of the commu, ity, and I have leper and the wretch, Witu soul gangrened at certain hours. A large vacant lot that Shake Off All Fears and Gird happier moods. g£* heard them defy the judgment day and scoff and ichorous and vermin-covered and rotting had been an unsightly dumping ground «k «the Gospel Armor On. tarn3 "If your thief pulls up my corn, at the idea of any future consequence ot apart with his beastiality will be left to Wildwood flowers are blossoming, beautiful was recla med, and, by the members f, Dr. Talmage's subject on the 13th, was I'll shoot him," he declare 1. their sin but when they came to die they die in the ditch and be denied decent burial, as ever themselves, levelled and made fit for a \v "If he troubles the young chickens, hell ^'Obscuration," and his text: shrieked until you could hear tbem for nearly and men will come with spades and cover up Let us forth to gather them—driving ball and drill ground. Tee inorejnusical back the years two blocKs, and in the summer night the the carcass where it falls, that it poison not have to go," said mamma. 7* The sun shall be turned into darkness.—Acts ii. boys got up a club-band under a fairly As in days of happy childhood, here within neighbors got up to put the Avindows down the air, and the only text in all the Bible appropriate "If he spoils my garden I'll wring his f. 20. competent leader, and their performan es the wiidwood, because they could not endure the horror. tor the funeral sermon will be neck," asserted grandma. y'He said: We will laugh with nature, will lose our added much, at least, to the liveliness of Jeremiah"! xxii., 19: "He shall be-buried I would not want to see a rail tram with And, as may be imagined, we suffered Solar eclipse is here propbestied to take f& griefs and fears. "\h§T^ with the burial of an ass." ItVf all outdoor festiv ties. Picnics of an informal five hundred Christian people on board go considerable an\iety about our pet |lace about the time of the destruction of down through a drawbridge into a watery and inexpensive sort became the A thousand voices come up to me this In' sheltered cunning places, hide "and One day we were eating dinner, while ancient Jerusalem. Josephus, the historian, grave. I would not want to see fi\ hundred fashioa. Some expert young men feeling morning saying: "Do you really think infidelity bloom the early flowers— Jack sat perched on the post-oak near the Christian peoDle go into such a disaster, Bloodroot, sweet arbutus, and pale anemone, •ays that the prophecy was literally fulfilled, will succeed? Has Christianity received the set of the tide, volunteered to conduct but I tell you plainly that I could more easily door. its death blow? and will the B'ible '. and that about that time there were strange the rash young sons of timid mothers see that than 1 could for any protracted Hepatica and violets, in all their fragrant Suddenly a terrible commotion occurred become obsolete?" Yes, when the smoke through swimming and rowing lessons. 4 appearances in the heavens. The sun was time stand and see an infidel die, though his beauty of the city chimney arrests and destroys in the chicken-yard caused by a hawk not destroyed, but for a little while hidden. pillow were of eider-down and under a canopy Away then to the woodlands—to fields the noonday sun. josephus says about the Long walks into the country were which had swooped down and seized a of vermillion. I have never.been able to Christianity is the rising sun of our time, and woodlands free! time of the destruction of Jerusalem the sun fie juent, the new leature being that boys young chicken. brace up] my nerve3 lor mch a spectacle. and men have tried with the uprolling vapors was turned into darkness but only the singing'! were in the majority of every party. Botany And hark! the birds are all Nature The hen-mother, however, attacked the There is something at such a time so indiscribable clouds rolled between the sun ani the earth. 4tf skepticism and the smoke of their blasphemy is so joyful classes grew out of these 1 ambles. the countenance. I just looked marauder so furiously that it was unable Tne sun went right on. It is the same sun, Let us, too, be joyous, these bright and to turn the sun into darkness. Suppose The ramblers gathered wild tiowers to in upon it for a minute or two. but the clutch to carry off its prey immediately, and before the same luminary as when at the beginning sunny days the archangels of malice and horror deck the churches, and also to send to the of his fist wa« so diab 1 c, and the strength of it shot out like an electric spark irom papa could sieze his gun and reach In wood and field, 'tis pleaspnt, with voice unnat iral, I could not endure it. «hould let loose a little while and be allowed New York flower missions. The girls God's finger, and to-day it is warming the springtime birds and flowers. the scene of the con 'iict, Jack-a-Dandy had "Time is noheJl! in re is no hell! there i* had till now done everything in this line nations, and today it is gilding the sea, and be extinguish and deitroy the sun in the Then hie we gaily thither, singing merry flown to the hen's assistance. no h/Bll I" the man hid said for sixty j^ears to-day it is filling the eaith with light. The lays. themselves, but now they stood conscientiously tiatural heavens. Tbey would take the He attacked the hawk so desperately but that night when I looked in tie "dying sime old sun, not at all worn out, though its by and let the bo. do the lion's oceans from other worlds and pour them on that it dropped its prey, and a terrible room of my infidel neighbor, lere was something One thought alone of'sainess, is mingled light steps 190,000,000 mile-, a second, though share of the bunching, boxing and directing. this luminary of the planetary system, and combat ensued, in whi Jack came off on his countenince which seeired to with our gladness ils pulsations are 450,000,000,000,000 undulations sav: "Theie is. there there there is." Of those who went a-Maying with us long the victor. But not satisfied with this, the waters go hissing down amid the ravines in a second—the same sun with beautiful ago tor rainy afternoons and evenings The ghtiest retiaint* to-day against 'white light made up of the violet, and he pursued the i'ying enem* a long distance, and the caverns, and there is explosion after To-day, ah, yes, we miss—those dear and there were reading circles. The Bollj theft, against immorality... against libert*nism, the indigo, and the blue, and the green, and attacking him sharply when occasion explosion until there are only a few peaks of chi'dish faces against crime of all sorts—the mightiest the red, and the yellow, and the orange— books and Robinson Ciusoe were chosen oiered fire left in the sun, and these are cooling They'll never go a-Maying, here, again, sa\en restraints are the retributions of eteraity. the beautiful colors now .rust as when by the smaller members, while the rest we know. You may be sure we had a great many down and going out until the A ast continents the solar spectrum first dnided them. Men know that they in escape the law, but feasted on the Waverlys. To these readings, praises and a sumptuous dinner for our of flame are reduced to a s-niall acreage of dovMi in tin offende"'-. 'Oul there isthe realization But let us go a-Maying for they are nearer tha^metat diriereht houses, all the At the beginning God said: "Let there be favorite, on his return. of the fact that they cannct escape fire, and that whitens and cools off until to us. wa!, light," and ligut and light is and light members oi the famil,, where "the meeting God. He stands at the end of the load Hawks had for yoar» been a great pest As here we are a-Maying in these dear am there arc only a few coals left, and these are shall be. So Christianity is roiling on, and took place, were invited to be present. ot profligacy, and He will not clear old woods. to poultry raising, and even mamma espoused whitening and going out until there is not a it is going to warm all nations, and all nations Not a few surprises were experienced as the guilty. Take all idea of retribution and Then let us go a-"Maying, for all the earth Jack's cause after his successful are to bask in its light. Men may shut «p,irk left in all the mountains of ashes and to the amiabilitj and cleverness discovered, punishments out of the he irts and mind« ot is smiling the window blinds so they can not see it, or battle with a ra, acious foe. the valleys ol a«bes and the chasms of ashes. It men, and it wvuld not be long before Brooklyn Spring, ,oyous Spring, is in her happiest for the first time, in ounger brothers they may smoke the pipe of speculation until And dur.ng Jack's lite not another and New York and Bos!o 1 and Chari ot moods. An extinguished &un a dead sun a buned and older sisters. they are shadowed under their own A aporiig, chicken was molested by the hawks, as he ton and Chicago became Sodoms. The only eun. Let all worlds wail at the stupendous but the Lord God is a sun! Ihis The by-laws of the club enabled upon kept a vigilant watch, and atlacked every restraints against the evil p:sions of the A REGULAR BOY. obsequies. white light of the gospel made up of all the its members a respect tor Sunday, a disnintenance world to-day are the Bible restraint'. one that dared to venture near the premises. fy beau.iful colors of eartii aud heaven—violet Of course, this withdrawal of the solar of salojns and lawless amusements, theee Suppose now generals of atheism and He was not at all particular plucked from amid tne spring grass and the light and heat throws our earth into a universal 'and a kindliness towards the poor infidelity got the victory, and sup) o^e they To keep the perpendicular He even won the gocd will cf papa, by indigo of the southern jutgles, aud the blue chill, and the tropics became the temJwrate, and toivards animals. Boys ere -ent out marshalpd a great, army made tip cf the majority While walking, for he either skipped or of the skies, and the gj.een of the foliage, keeping rigidly alo^f iroin the cjru-field and the temperate becomes the arctic, of the world. The/ are in companies, "jumped. "collecting" for the christian association, and the yellow of the autumnal woods, and there are frozen rivers and frozen but giandma was stiil feaiful lest he regiments, in brigade*.—the whole army. He stood upon his head awhile. and their success showed what a mistake and the orange of the southern groves, and lakes and frozen oceans. From arctic and might do some e'amage to the gaiden Forward, march! ye host*, of infidels and the red of the sunsets. All the beauties of And when he went to bsd awhile, it had been not to enlist their services before. antarctic regions the inhabitants gather in iv he was very careful ot her early vegetables, He dove among tne pillows, which he atheists, banners flying before, banners flyins earth and heaven brought out by this spiritual Many were lhe helpful and useful toward the nter and find the equator as thumped. and thi garden spot was paled in, behind,baniiprs inscribed with the words: spectrum. Great Britain is going to f\ tne poles. The slain forests are piled up inI deeds, at home and through the city, done "No God! No Christ! No punishment! No take all Europe for God. The United States to keep the chickens and rabbits from to a great bonfire, and around them gather He never could keep still a bit that summer by the boj who had been restraints! Down with the Bible! Do as you is going to take all America for God. Both making depredations on the eaih lettuce, ^ne shivering villages and cities. The wealth The lookers-on thought ill of it supposed incapable of anything but mischief. please!'' The sun turned into darkness. of them together will take all Asia for God. peas and cabbages. of,the coal mines is hastily poured into the He balanced on Irs ear the kitchen broom This usefulness was interspersed Forward, march! ye great army of infidels All three of them will take Africa for God. S fcftnaces and stirred into rasre ol combusion, And did some neat trapeziog. But no fence would keep Jack out. "Who art thou, oh great mountain? before with so much fun, such general good and atheists. And first of all you will I foup soon the bonfires begin to lower, and the Which was wonderfully pleasing, Like the wind, he went "wherever ha Zerubbabel thou snalt become a plain." times, that the boys and girls, too, mosi attack the churches. Away with those .fj fmenaces begin to go out and the nations beguii On every peg in grandpa's harness room. liseth," The mouth of t'.e Lord hath spoken it. houses of worship! They have en standing in dread of bein»thoroughly od, found to die. Cotopaxi, Vesuvius, Etna, Strom- From absolute inanity, Much to our lief, however, he did not Hallelujah, amen! there so long deluding the people with it exceedingly entertaining to be good. I "°|i Californian geyssrs, cease to smoke, The cat approached insanity consolation in their beieavemeuts and sorrows. o3er to molest the vegetables, but did 1 ana the ice of hail-storms remains unmelted To see him slide the bannisters, so rash The long vacation flew by, Bob declared, All those churches ou?ht to be extirpated good service in picking up the insects and in $ieir crater. All theflowers have breathi' Healing "Waters of tlie W est. But once on that mahogany, like the lightning-express. As winter set they have done so much to relieve cut-worms, which are usually such a rest ed their last breath. Ships with sailors Two hundred and fifty-nine years While trying to toboggan, he. the lost and bring home the wandering, and in the club adapted its work and its play frozen at the mast and helmsmen frozen at about a garden. Upset his calculations with a crash! ago, says Indian tradition, an epidemic they have so long held up the idea of eternal to the season, and fr^m season to season the wheel and passengers frozen in the When he iell to devouring the squashbugs, rest after the paroxysm of this life is over. of great violence attacked all of the And since that bad disaster cabin all nations dung, first at the north the club lived on. The class-feud between who were sapping the life ot the Turn the St. Peters and St. Pauls and the and then at the south. Child floated and He has gone about in plaster— the boys and tha rest of creation had died Indian tribes of North America, and temples and the tabernacles into the clubhouses. "Boston MarrowV grandma's last prejudice dead in the cradle. Octogenarian frosted Not of Paris, like a nice Italian toy away, and for two reasons: the boys had it soon became manifest that the Away with those churches! was 0 ercome, and she declared and dead at the hearth. Workmen with But the kind the doctor uses, grown more "like folks," and their mere whole race would become extinct if that Jack was worth in his weight in fiazen hand on the hammer and fiozen foot Forward, march! ye great army of infidels When the bumps and cuts and bruises boyishness was regarded with more tolerance. Overcome a little regular live boy onltbe shuttle. Winter from sea to sea. Allcongealing an atheists, and next of all they scatter the the fell destroyer was not arrested. gold. An understanding was established —George Cooper, in St Nicholas. winter. Perpetuel winter. Sabbath schools—the Sabbath schools filled After that she never went to the carden The great medicine men exerted all between the diBerent s.ts," that is, the Csfobe of frigidity. Hemispheie shackled to with biight-eyed, bright-cheeked little ones without calling Jack, who would give an their skill and power, both with medicines hemisphere by chains of ice. Universal different ages, that left a lasting impress who are singing *-ongs on Sunday afternoon "Boys Not Admitted." answering "caw!" and hop gravely after $fova Zembla. The earth and ice-foe grinding and incantations, but without upon the social life of the place. Many a and gettin» instruction when they ought to her. or perc 1 on her shoulder with all the against other ice-noes. The archangles be on the street corners playing marbles, or home and many a character to-day bears avail. The healing qualities of mineral confidence of a privileged favorite. of malice and horror have done their work, swearing on the commons. Away with BY M. B. B. that pleasant impress. waters had long been known to and now they may take their thrones of them! ye great army of infidels and atheists As long as he lived, Ja continued to the Indians, and they resorted to the Mabel, the founder of the club, is now glacier and look down upon the ruin they This not'ce was posted at the entrance and next of all they will attack Christian grow in the good opinion of the household. .Eave wrought. the happy mother of merry, noisy ^boys asylum=—the institutions of mercy supported waters of the east and south in their of an attractive tenu court, in a certain But alas he could not live forever. bv Chri-tian philanthropies. Never mind No la ue faire was ever more adored than pleasant cits' oZ the big ullage order. dire distress, but with little success. One day he sat drooping 11 his perch, What the destruction of the sun in the the blind eyes and the deaf ears and the is she by those same boys, and by mem Four well-dressed boys were fattening and refused to be enticed away from it. •natural heavei would be to our physical At this period of their great affliction, crippled limbs and the weakened intellects. bers, active aud honorary, of the L. L. P. themselves against the railings, as disconsolate earth, the destruction of Christianity would He even declined the plump crickets Fred Let paralyzed old age pick up its own food, when their ranks had been decimated, H. Club. •be to the moral world. he sun turned into a1^ as so many 1 eris the gate of Eden. offered him in hope* 01 tempting his and orph ins fight their own way, and the when hope was almost extinguished, a darkness. Infidel t,v our time iSiConsMersd appetite. half rejormed go back to their evil habits. S'pose they &tick that up outside of Thnre messenger arrived from the great west a great jo,ce. aic people who re,1oice Forward, march! ye great army of infidels heaven," quoth one of the four. "Boys Jack-a-Dandy. The next morning he was found e'ead to hear Cl,n ianity caricatured, and with news of a wonderful water which ana atheist*, and with your battle-axes hew ain't wanted anywhere. Mother sent me under his perch. He was mourned since We children had been wishing for a to hear Christ i'ssa loJ wi quibble and down the cross and spit up the manger of he said had been touched by the finger out cf the house, ani Biidget sent me out ely by the whole family, from grandma quirk and misrepresentation and badinage tame ciow ever since r^aaing Dicken's Bethlehem. of the great spirit, and that this water and harlequinade. of the yard, and the old *cop' sent me and charming description ot his pet raven. down, and we buried 1 im with great On, ye great army of infide's and atheists! would cure all manner of disease. my ball ol' the sidewalk. Ihat3 vacation. ceremony under his favorite pest-oak. 1 pro ose this morning to take infidelity There were no ra\ens where we lived and now they come to the grave-j ards and anyhow1!''' and atheism onto! the reolm -*of joculaiity With the same eagerness that the people What's a fellow to do with it but Brother Tom said crows were jusr as Tom sodded the gra\e, Josie planted a the cemeteries of the earth. Pull down the into one of tragedy, and show you what they A dapper oung gentleman, a out to enter of all ages have seized upon a good, and could be taught talk too. "mourning bride" over it. and Fied put scu'pture above Greenwood's gvte, for it piopose and what, if tnev are successful. the courf^ paused to make an improving means the lesurrection, Tear away at the And one day, when we were playing up a shingle for a headstrne, with this dernier resort for ills, the Indians accepted they will acconpli-di. There are those in entrain of Laurel Hill the figure of Old comment upon what he had overheard. "Here we go round the mulberry bush" verse on it, wh ch we all thuught \ery all our commumtie^ who would like, to see the hope, and repaired by Moitality and tne chisel On, ye great army "Bob. my friend," said he, "if boys beautiful: in the woods r.ear the house, little lkey, the Chiistmn reliciioi overthrown, and who thousands to these most wonderful ol infidels and atheist?, into the graveyards would avoid beins noisy and ag ressh e, "Handy-spandy, Jack-a-Dandy «ay the world would be better without it. I our colored washerwoman's little boy, waters, and were saved. Prom that and the cemeteries and where you see want 1o i^how you what is the end of tri, or in the way of their elders, they would Loves plum cake and sugar candy." came along with a li\e crow in his hands. "Asleep in Jesus" cut it way, and where time these waters have been the great rond, and what is the terminus of thi% —Golden Daj s. not be, as they are in a measure, ostracised." Of course we were curious to see and you find a marble story of heaven blast it, ciusade, and what tin\ world will be whrn resort for the Indians. It is a wellknown and where you fnd o\ era little child's grave examine the wonderful bird, and alueism and infidelity have triumphed over Gettysburg- Monuments. fact in the west that the Indians "Suffer little children to cone unto Me," "Bett3r measure his own size—shrimp!" we crowded around lkey. who seemed it, if they can. I say, if they can. I reiterate substitute the words aelu*-iou" and "-.ham," to this day believe that the muttered one of Bob's chums. "Come on The Gettysburg Battlefield Memorial bewildered at being the object of so much it, if they an. and where you find an angel in marb.e to Smith's billiard plaee, he'll let us in. Association has decided to mark in a suitable Black hills of Dakota are the abode attention." In the hr.vfc rlace, it will be the complete strike oft the wing, and when you come to a Come, who cares? »\There way the right and left of the lines and unut erabla degradation ot woman' ootl. of the great spirit.—St. Paul Pioneer did you get him?'' 'What are familv vault 1 hisei on the door: "Dead cn.e, 1 will pro»e it by tacts and arguments which A young lady in Eden had heard all occupied by each corps of the Unit army you going to do with him?" "How much dead forever." Press. no honest man w.ll dispute. In all communities that pa-sed without the gate She turned and each division of the corps. For this will you take for him°" asked Tom, Josie But on! ye great army of infidels and and citie- and spates and nations where quickly as the dapper young man approached and Fied, in one breath. purpose fifty 12-pound how it'ers, in the atheist*-, on! They will attempt to scale the Chrisiiin rel gi has been dominant, Kewara or Literature. her, cap in one hand, racket in But lkey only grinned as he answered possession of the association, will be planted, heaven. There are heights to be taken. •worn m's eonuitioti has been ameliorated nd Pope Sextus Y. deprived a satirist of the other. Pile hill on hill aud Pelion upon Ossa, and each in turn. and in each muzlle will be fixed an iron improved, and she is deferred to and honored his tongue. then they Loist the ladders against the walls "How could you go and preach to those "Got him out ot his nest in a post-oak. tablet, showing, in large 1 aised letteis, the in a t_,ou«and tmngs, and e^e^y gentleman of he wen. On and on until they blow up Helvetius suffered capital punishment little chaps?" was her rnexper-ted greetin Ices ofl hat before her. If vour as«ocut Dey was more of "em, but 1 ci.uldu't get corps and division occupying the ground. the loundations of jasper and the gates of ons have been good, you know that 7. "They want something to do, and 1 for writing a farce. ony dis one. I'm a-gwine torais him It has baen determined 10 call Sedgwick pearl. They chaige up the steep. Now the name of fe, mother, daughter, sn°-°-e..t what wonder?" avenue that part which extends from Wiegart's if mammy 11 let me. But 1 mout sell Peconianus, a pretty verse maker, they aim for the throne of Him who liveth gracious surround,ng*. You know there°are "Boys are a prob'em,''was the reply. Lane to the base of Little Bound him if I get a go„d chance." forever and ever. They would takedown was strangled for satirizing Tiberius. 4io better school and seminaries Brooklyn "Why doesn't somebody suggest keeping Top, and which was occupied by the Sixth from their high place the Father, the Son, The opp rtunity was not to be lost, and or in an city of this countiy than the schools De Foe was imprisoned and had his the Holy Ghost. '"Down with them!" they them in barrels till they are eighteen, feeding Corps. From the sound end of this over in a very few moments'lkey v. as trudging and seminaries for our 3 oung ladies. You ears cropped for an ill-judged political say. "Down with Him trom the throne!" and educating the through the bunghole? Little Round Top to the Devil's Den is to .know that while woman mav sutler injustice homeward with a handful of coppeis and they say. "Down iorever! Down out of pamphlet. in Ei gland and the United States, she has Not a bad idea." be named Sykes avenue, after the commander two nickels—all the change we could sight! He is not God. He has no right snore of her rights in Christendom than she George Withers, the author of "I would keep them at large till that of the Fifth Corps. Each corps raise among us, and we proudly carried to sit there. Down with Him: Down wit 1 isas anywhere elss. "Abuses Stript and Whipt,"was confined age and then barrel them," letorted the commander will be commemorated by an our new-found treasure to the house. Christ!" Now, compaie this with woman's concli--iJon girl. 'Not noisy or in the way,' dreadful avenue bearing his name. for years in the Marshalsea prison. "Mercy on cried mamma holding a A world without a head—a universe without in lnnds where Chrfctian'tv has made little nonentities you'd make of boys. up her hands. "What on earth have you Work is going on actively in the erection a king—orphan coustellaticn—fatherless Emperor Augustus condemned the ikttle or no advince—in China," in Barbarian One would think that they had no lisht got there?" of the New Jersey monuments. That of galaxies—anarchy supreme—a dethroned Borneo* in T.u-tary, in Egyp in Hindb'*tan. poet Cassius to instant death, and banished to be, that they should le born with Jehovah—an assassinated God—p irricide,— "A crow," we told her. "And we're the 6th N. J. has been put in its place lhe Burmese sell their wives and Ovid for fear of his truculent regicide, deicide! Tnat is what they mean. moustaches. Give them room and fair near the De\ il Den, and that of the 8th daughters as so many^heep. The Hindoo going to tame him and teach him t) talk." pen. Tnat is what they will have it'they can—if biLle nnkesit disguiceful and an outrage plav, and occupa ion, and boys are perfectly on the western edge of the Wheatfield. "Nonsense:" sa mamma. "Yo don't they can—if they can. Civilization hurled for a woman to listen to mus or look out ot Domitian ordered Homogenes of charming. Rob! Bobbie Austin!" Those of the 7th and Clark's battery have suppose I'll havd a crow about the house, back into semi-barbaii«m, and semi-barbarism the window the absence of her husband Tarsus to be executed for some satirical she ca'led, running to the gate. been put at the Trustle Farm, a little to kill tlie 0 ing chickens and eat up the driven back into Hottentot savagery! and ghes as a lawful ground for divorce a north of the Peach Orchard. The marker reflections on his history and the Just then the man in charge of the eggs." The wheel of progress turned the ether way woman's beginning to eat before h*r husband of the 12th N. J. has been placed at the and turned toward the daric ages. The clock copyists' who transcribed the work court was "shooting the boys, scolding But we begged and pleaded, till at last has finMieu his meal. Whit mean tuose of centuries put back two thousand yeais. Bliss Building, which was the most advanced whits bundles on the ponds and r.veis in Bob particularly because as he vacillated she gave her consent to let us keep it. shared the same fate. Go back, you Sandwhich Islands, from your China in the mom mr? Inianticide following ab ut goin^c to Smith's, he dug his posit on held by the le^imeut. "It 11 be a great torment," grumbled In the winter of 1879 the czar punished schools and from your colleges and from infanticide. Femaie chddien destroved shoes into the fresh gravel of the -\v alk. grandma. "It's a young bird, aud you'll The Vermont State monument, which is your reformed condition to what vou were in an author living in Moscow who simply because they are female. Woman At the sound of Miss Mabel's bright tone? 51 feet high and modeled after the Nelson Lave to feed it like a baby." 1820, when the missionaries 1 r*t came. Call -haraessod to a plow as an ox. Woman veiled 1 laid bare some of the iniquities of the quartette turned. "Boys," she said, monument in Trafalgar Sc.uare, London, But we did not mind the trouble- Indeed here the five hundred missionaries from and barricaded, and in all s-tvles of cruel Eussian statecraft, by compelling him "will you do me a favor?" is one of the striking features of the battlefield. India and overthrow their two thou-and it was more ot an amusement to us seoiusion. Her birth a nrsfo tune. Her to follow out the Baconian precept— schooB, where thev are trying to educate "Fes, yes," in full chorus. The Michigan Cavalry Brigade monument life a torture. Her death a h-nor, The to feed our pet on scraps of meat aud bits %. the hea'hen, and scatter the 14',000 little missionary of the cross tc-d.iv in heathen namely, that "some books are to be "Well"—collecting her wits, "there is about 50 feet high and surmo mted of bread. It opened its mouth so wide, child', en that they ha\e gatheied out of lands preaches generally to two "roups—a are lots cf daisies out on the South road. by a statue of a cavalryman. The cap chewed and digested" and literally and ciied "Caw-aw-aw!" in such a sat.sfactory baroar s-n into civnhzat'on. Obliterate all group of men who do as they plea-e and sit 1 should like several large bunches with shows four horses' heads in full relief. way. eat his own book. the work of Dr. Duft 111 India, of David Whore they please the other group women long stems, and some ferns. Don't go lkey had instructed us as to the manner The 8M N. Y. monument is a shaft 51 feet Abeel in China, Dr. Kin.: in Greece, of Hidden and cauiully secluded a side ec without asking ycur mothers, but if they of feeding. high, surmounted by an immense bronze Judscn in Burmah, of Dav.dBrainard amid .apartment, where they may hear the loice at a Mexican Opera. the American Aborigines, ard send home say es, and you take the flowers to my "Jess you peck it on de head, ani it'l eagle. of the p-eacber, but may not be stea. No the three ihon-vnd mi sionaries of the cross jsre^nement. No liberty. No hope tor this On Saturday evening last a party of house, you can stop and play croquet as open it's outh like it does for de ole who are toil ng in foreign land-, toiling for life. No hope lor the life to come. Ringed long as you like, ifou will be as good as birds," he explained. "bloods," attending the Mexican opera, The Test of a (rood Husband. Cnrist's sake, toiling themselves into the nose. Cramped foot. Disfiirured face. Embruted pie, and won't dig up the turf, 1 know. .And we found his advice was good. took occasion to throw a number of A colored man living near Smithville grave. T*sll these three thousand men of *oul. Now compare those two conditions. Thank you, and good-bye." We name I our pet "Jack-a-Dandy," God that they are of no use. Send home forbade his dadghter receive the attention How fir toward this latter condition bouquets on the stage. The last tribute doctorin0' "You are the queerest girl 1 ever saw and he grew and throve so much that he the medical missionaries who are -that I speak of would woman go if Christian oi: a darky who was visiting her. of appreciation was seized by the the bodies as well as the -ouls of the dying what were you saying to those boys?" demanded was soon able to procure his own food, infiuenus were withdrawn and Christianity Seme time before this je old man had expressed leading lady, only to be jerked out of nations. Go home, London Mis ionary Society. -weie destroyed? It is only a question of Rob's big sister. which consisted ot crickets and other insects. a desire for a certain kind of Go home, American Board of Foreign ber hand by a hemp cord, which was dynani'cs. Jf an object be hf Ded to a certain 'Asking a favor of them." plow which he had seen, but said he Missions. Go honw, ve Moravians, and -point and not fastened theie, and the Lftin" attached to it, much to the amusement '"They will doubtless do it for ou," He was so tame that we could allow him didn't have the money to buy it. The relinquish back into dai kne-s and squ dor power be withdrawn, how long before tnat of the boys, but greatly to the annoyance was the half derisive reply. per'eet fieedom, without any fear of his youthful Romeo purchased the plow and and tilth and death the nations whom ye -object will fall down to the point from which "Oh! no doubt. I've heard that the deserting us. have begun to lift. of other persons in attendance, presented it to him. "It's all right about ——it started? It will iall down, and it will wo Persian word for gentle'man means 'the As he grew older he used frequently to «8tlll further tnan the point from whichlt the p'qw," said the old man. "Now go inasmuch as the "prima" refused to started. Christianity has lifted woman up Oh, my friends, t'.iere has never been such brother of sisters.' I wonder what their fly into the top of a tall post oak near the out dar in de field an' hitch dat mule to it appear in the final and grand chorus. trom the veiy depth of degradation almost a nefarious plot on earth as that which infidelity word is for sister of brothers." front door, from which he used to circle an'gotow«rk. It's the only way you Afterward, to get even, one of the ito the skies. If that lifting power be withdrawn and atheism have planned. We "Martyr," 'aughed Rob's sister. around and around the house, then alight can get my gal. I tell you it's "follow de she falls clear back to the depth fiom were shocked a few years ago because of the jokers was treated to an egg carnival Mabel had no, br thers, but what had on the ground, and come hopping in the mule' wid me ebery time.—Smithville -which she was resurrected, but not going attempt to blow up the parliament house at the hands of the Mexicans employ"ed just parsed had given shape to certain impressions door, with a cheerful "caw! caw!" as if (Ga.) News. any lower because meic is no lower depth. London but if inhdelitv and atheism succeed by the troupe, and thereby lost a that had till now floated as asserting that there was no place like And yet, notwithstanding the icfc that the in their attempt they will dynamite a nebulee in her busy brain. Between the •Si only salvation of woman liom degradation world. Let them have their full'sway and fine coat.—Phoenix Arizonian. home. Quite Candid. and wrc is the Christian religion, aad the this world will be a habitalioa of three shouts of "vantage," "forty love" and "He's better than Dick Hardy's tame tey1 Tramp—"I may as well be frank about •only influence that has ever lifted her in the rooms—a habitatioa with just three rooms— duce set," she was planning plans for squirrel," Tom used to say, "for that has A Breach of the Code. .aoeial scale i« Chris ianity—I have read that the one am idhou^e, another a lazaretto, the the matter. Will you please give me 15 her boy neighbors that surprised herself. to be kept in a cage." there are women who reject Christianity. 1 other a pandemonium. The infidel bands Dr. Curium—"Are you going to the cents to buy a drink of whisky?" Mabel was a girl of energy and sense as "And Bob Rooney's pet coon has to be jnakc no remark in regard to those persons. of music have only just begun their concert Old Gentleman—"Can't you buy a medical congress to-night?" inr well as heart. The result ot that planning fastened by a chain." said Josie. "But I make no remark in regard to them. In the —yea, they have onlv been stringing their drink of whisky for less than 15 cents?"' Dr. Killium—"I think not. Anything *Uence of your own soul make your observa,tion*. amid the ying balls was the formation of Jack-a-Dandy is as free as we are." instruments. I to-day put before you their "Yes, I can bu} it for 10, and in some whole programme f.om beginning unto important?" a club. It was christened the "L. L. P. But mamma was not particularly places as low as 5 but Great Scott! what' close. In the theatre the tragedy comes H. Club." This stood for "Life, Liberty pleased with Jack, and grandma continued .v Dr. C.—"I believe Jobson is to be If fidelity triumph and Chiisrianity be first and the farce afterward, bit in this in kind of stuff is it?"—Texas Sittings.-, and Pursuit of Happiness Club." Its to grumble over his misdemeanors, especially Investigated for unprofessional conduct." «vertl r^wn it means the demoralization of fidei drama of death the farce comes first founders naturally felt that the more of when he would rummage in her work Vi=i'*'J- «odety. The cue idea in the Bible that and the tragedy afterward. And in the the alphabet they put Into its name the ,i^v- Rising: S S basket, and carry ol her silver thimble or -atheists and infidels most hr.ti is the idea of former at he sts aid infidels laugh and mock, Dr. K—"Indeed!, What is his offense?" better. Originally it was but a boys' Old Wimple (solemnly)—Young man, bright steel bodkin. retribution. Take away the idea of retribution but in the latter God Himself will lauo-h ~t !& and punishment from society and and mock. He says so. "I will lau^h'at club, but at the first meeting the boys to attain success in this world we must be' "He's a troublesome creature," she IjjV It will begin \ory soon to disintegrate and their calamity and mock when their fear Dr. C.—"I haven't heard but (darkly) magnanimously voted to admit girls to up and doing. Do you ever, see the sun would declare, "and if I had my waj~, |i.,4ake away oin the minds of men the tear cometh." I saw ashes sprinkled on his pave^ partial membership. It was officered by rise?? ,, -Z 5m he'd get his neck wrung." of bell, and there are a great manv ot them From such a chasm of indiTklual national ment this morning."—Drake's Magazine. young men and young ladies and had an 1 otmg Man—Yes, sir, occasionally. .' .,"When?" But we kept a good watch on our favorite ^rhowoold very soon torn this world into a wor.d-wide ru.n stand balk oh! S open list of vice-pres'dents. The club's t"On J* to ke.p him from getting into mischief. object was to furnish occupations We had used oar best endeavors to my way home."—Texas Siftings.