LOSS AND GAM. with earth to^the depth of A foot or "That house is on fire now in the basement." I calculate further the value of the soul by FARM AND HOUSEHOLD, and in nls opinion the Shorthorn was you could not get any insurance upon it. the pr.ee that has been^paid for it- In St more ynll have the same effect, but the that cow, believing her to combine the Yet you talk about this world as though it Pet rs'ourg.there is a diamond that thp government covering must be so thick that the two great essentials—production of were a safe investment, as though you could paid $2.0,000 for. "Well," you $& Talmage Ciphers Out Sums in weed cannot possibly push a leaf get some insurance upon it, when down in say, -"it must have been very valuable, or the milk, and beef. Having been feed exclusively Points for the Farmer Jv-^% the basement it is on fire. through. Let a single leaf come to the Gospel Arithmetic for BargainMakers. government would not have paid £2 X),00 for on fat producing foods they In using seed corn that which shows I remark, als\ lat this world is a prop. it." I want to see what my soul is wortn, surface and the life of the plant of are unexcelled at the block and at the the slightest degree of injury should be and what your soul is wor hj by seeing what erty with which everybody who has taken it which it is a Dart will be assured. It same time fair milkers. In his opinion has been paid for it. Forth it .mmcrt.il soul, as a pos=ess''oi has "had trouble. Now, I avoided. Smut can easily be carried was added that, whichever one of know a 1 irge rcich of land that is not built the richest blood that was ever shed, tue in order to make a race of milkers of Wholesome Advice to Money »eeker from one year to the other by the these two ways be employed, the work on. I as'c what is the afcter, and th°y reply deepest groan that was ever uttered, all the the Shorthorns we need not change and All Those Who Worship seed. must be thoroueh to the last degree, that everybody who his 1 a 1 anything to griefs of earth composed into one tear, all the type of the animal but change the the Golden Calf. do with that proi^erty got into trouble abc suff Tings of earth gathered into one for, if any fragment be left with life^| To enrich land that is poor we must feed and mode of handling. rapier ot pain and struck through His holy it It is hist S3 witn tais world everybody re-establishmeDt will follow. A heart. Dce3 it not imply tremendous value? have manure or its equivalent in vegetable that has had anythiis to do w-ith it as a possession A Nebraska correspondent of the cheaper method may be smothering.., Rev. T. Dewit Talmage, D. D., told the has been in perplexity. How was It I argue, also, the value of the soul from matter, or apply plant food in On clay lands this may be done by^s|W congregation at the tabernacle Sunday that a with Lord Bvrou? Did lie not sell his im. the home that nad been fitted up for it in the Agriculfiurist writes that journal that some shape to induce growth of vegetation. rtal soul for the prrose of getting the malicious falsehood had gone through the future. One would have thought a street oi the plow, care being exercised to keep W there is clearly an over-production in wo: Id? Was he satisfiel wit'i the possesion? adamant would have done. No ^it is a country, saying that at a recent meeting of tne surface so well tilled throngh the Alas! alas! tl po3m graphically describes street of gold. One would have thoughl the cattle business, and its interests tae officers of the 13th regiment at his house Eevery person who ownes a piece of whole growing season that not a single his casa when ito sajs: that a wall of granite would have done. Iso: he had set before them four kinds of wine. every tax-paying and renting farmer appearance of the weed shall be possible" land, large or small, should have a it is the flame of the sardonyx mingling with He said: "I wil pay $1,000 to any charitable in the United States who raises a calf. (Drank every cap of joy, the green of emerald. One would have thereafter. space set apart for the cultivation of institution if it can be proved that one Heard every trump of fame This over-production is a serious thought that an occasional doxology would small fruits and vegetables The farm Drank early, deeply drank. irop of wine or any other intoxicating liquor have done. No it is a perpetual fbng. II draw-back, especially to the cattle Drank draughts which common millions might produces the substantial or chief articles vrss offered in my house that evening. The the age3 of Leaven marched in a straight Rations For Dairy Cows. have quenched, raiser in the great corn-growing states. line some day the last regiment, perhaps, of food, but the garden is depended twenty-five gentlemen present may be called Then died of thirst because there was no more tc Cattle have depreciated in value so One of the most successful buttermaking might pass-out of sight but no, the ages ol Upon for testimony. Any three respectable drink. upon largely ior our common luxuries. rapidly that they can hardly be raised dairymen in the country, who heaven do Lot march in a straight line, but -clergymen, or lawyers, or detectives may be •in a circle around about the throne of Gcd: with profit on lands worth twentyfive Oh, ye«, he had trouble with it: and so did keeps a large herd of milch cows, ad* «elected they al-o to decide what charity forever, forever, tramp, tramp. A soul Xs apoleon. Alter conquering nations by the dollars per acre and upward. The heres to the following rules in feeding efaall have the money. I ask the newspapers A terrible outbreak of contagious bought, so equipped/so provided for, must be force of the sword, he lies down to die, his result is being felt far and wide *H. over the land, which have been misled his stock, and says the result is- most a vr:ce ess soul, a majestic soul, a tremcn« pleuro-pueumonia has just broken out entire possession the litary boots that he money is borrowed on mortgages, in by the falsehood, to correct it." doits soul. satisfactory in every particular: One in-isted on having on his feet while he wa« abnost within sight of tha Federal Dr. Talmace announced as the subject of the hope of better prices, which do dying. So it has been with men who had Now, you have seen the two properties— quart Indian meal, two quarts each Capital where Congress is sitting, and ttie sermon "Loss and Gain," and his text ,better ambition, lhacke av, one of the not come. the world, the soul. One pensnable, the of oatmeal and wheat bran, and one a large force of dead-beat cow-doctors was: piost genial and lovab souls, after he had other immortal. One unsatisfying, the other pint of oilmeal. This should be mixed Some light is thrown on the question won the applause of all intelligent lands has been set at work by Colman, Salmon "i capable of ever-increasing felicity. Will you "What shall it profit a man, if he shall with about half a bushel of cut hayand through his wonderful genius, sits down in trade? Will you trade even? "Remember, whether corn-fed pork is best, by a & Co.. to quarentiue, tag or gain the whole world, and lose his ownsoul'" a restaurant Paris, looks to the other end it is the only investment you can make. If well moistened with water before f^ remark of one lady to another recently: slaughter, or do anything that will —Mark viii, 36. pf the room, and wonders whose that forlorn a man sell a bill of goods worth $5,000 and feeding. He gives this ration, night "How much more gravy you get I am accustomed. Sabbath bv Sabbath, to and wretched face is rMn* up after awhile make the most racket, and with the he is cheated out of it, he may get $5,000 and morning (to cows of medium size) «tand before an auflience of bargain-makers, he fncls that it is Thackerav in the mirror. out of your pork than we do." The somewhere else but a man who "invests his game being played at Chicago, help to rhcre mav be men in all occupations sitting Oh, yes. this world is a cheat Talk about a soul invests all. Losing that, he loses all. latter used corn-fed pork, whoso in addition to what hay they may work Congress up to the right temper txsfore me, yet the vast majority of them, I man gam ng the world 1 Who ever gained Saving shat, he saves all. In the light of my recommendation is that it does not eat, of which clover is best, if cut just am well aware, are engaged from Monday for voting a million of dollars for the liilf of the world? Win ever owned a text, it seems to me as if you wei this morning as it is coming into blossom, cured so "fry away." Bnt the users of such morning to Saturday night in the store-. In hein phere? Who ever gained a continent? eoui offering your to the highest bidder, pappression of contagious pleuropneumonia •many of the families of my congregation, Who ever owned Brooklvn? Talk about pork always complain of it as too fat. that all the leaves adhere to the stems and I hear von say: "Wh it is bid for it, my so-called—boodleism arrant across the break!actable and the tea-table gaining the world! No man ever gained it, deathless spirit? What is bid ior it?" Satan They are eating in the pork what the when transported to the barn, and knavery, consummate scoundrelism.—Dover3' are discussed questions of loss and gain. You or the hunared-thou.andthpart of it. You says: "I'll bid the world." You say: "Begone! good housewife carefully puts away in moved away. Larger or smaller cows are e\ cry dav asking ourself: "What is the are demanding uit I sell my soul, not for that is no equivalent. Sell my soul Journal. a crock to use for shortening for pies. value of this? What is the value of that? require correspondingly less or the wcr.d, but tor a fragment of it. Here is for the world? No! Beorone!" But, there Xou would not think of giving something of a man who has hid a large estate for forty oi is someone else in the audienee not so wise It is not lost to have the tat fry out more. Of course, when in good pasture, The theory which favors the "easykept" greater value ior that which is of lesser value. fifty years. He lies down to die. You say: as that. He says: What is bid for mv immortal of the meat. It is still as good as or abundantly soiled, neither cow because the feed-bills are You would not think of selling that which "Tint man is woitL. millions and millions of soul?" Satan says: "1*11 bid the lard. Which it really is mixed with meal or bran is necessary, but it less is thus treated by "The Jersey cost you $10 for &o. If YOU bad a property dollars." Is he? You call up a surveyor, world." "The world? Going at that, going enough salt to season it. that was worth $13,000 Vou would not sell i*t with 1 i* compass and chain-, and vou say: scant, then they should be fed whatever at that, going at that, going! Gone!" Gone Bulletin:" "A dairy cow that is not *or $4,000. You are intelligent in all matters "There a pioperty extending three miles forever! they may need of these to keep^. a hearty eater won't pay for what Prof. Shelton, of the Kansas Agricultural oi bargain-making. Are you as wise in fie in on3 direction and three mile in another T9^ What is the thing of greatest pricey up the flow ot milk. It would be bet- di1 she does eat. In this the cow may be things that pertain to the matters of the soul? ection." Is that the way to measure that College, states that corn Ihe whole creation round' te'r to grind the corn and oats together, Jh.nse adapted his insinuations to the circumstances ma i's prop3rty? No! You do ot want any compared with the steam engine. To planted thickly in drills, and shocked That which was lost in 1'aiadise, of those to whom He spoke. survej or with his compass and chains, lha't at the rate "of one bushel of That which in Christ is found. produced the required pressure of when the ear has fairly passed the When He talked to fishermen He spoke of is not the way you want to asure that the former to two of the latter, and Then let us gather round the cross steam a certain amount of fuel is Ike gospel net. When He talked to the farmers milk stage, is the best and cheapest man's property now. It is an undertaker That knowledge to obtain nned, then mix three quarts of wheat bran tie said: "A sower went forth to sow." that you wl will come and put his necessary, and without this the whole fodder. This is agreed to by Wisconsin Kot by the soul's eternal loss, \v ben He talked to the shepherds He told finger in his vest pocket and tike out a tapeline, and one pint of oilmeal for the ration. But everlasting gain. is wasted. The cow is a machine for dairymen who have used larger •ttwj parable of the lost sheen. And am I not and he will measure five feet nine Instead of oilmeal some substitute and larger quantities every year. Well, there are a great many people in the converting food into milk, and the *UEjit when spaaking this morning to an inches one way and two feet and a half the house who say: "I will not self my soul for cotton-seed meal, but the latter does Dairymen in Dakota should make a •audience made up of bargain-makers, that I other way. That is the man's prop' rty. Oh, profits from her work are in proportion the world. I find the world is an unsatisfying •address them in the words of my text, ask•iajj: not agree well with alt cows and being no I forgot not so much as that, for he does note of this, and learn to appreciate to her digestive and assimilating portion." What, then, will you do with "What shall it profit a man' it he shall not own even the place in which he lies richer and heartier than the former, the value of the corn crop, as their your soul? Someone whispers here: "I will powers." ,gam the who'e world and lo^e his soul?" the cemetery. The deed to that belongs to it might be safe to begin with a gill give my soul to Christ." Will you? That is neighbors do. the executors and the heirs. Oh, what a A prominent market gardener and I propose as far as possible to estimate and the wisest resolution you ever made. Will or half-pint night and morning, and property you propose to ffive me for my soul I •compare the value of two properties. you give it to Christ? When? To-morrow? milkman of South Hadley.Mass.,feeds If vou sell a bill of goods, you go into the watch its affects before increasing the No now. I congratulate you if vou have come Fir&t. I have to say that the world is a very Care of the Head. counting-room and say to voiir partner: "Do his peddling horses by clock power. dose. All grass for hay for cows IA «raud property. Its flowers are God's to such a decision. Oh, if this morning the you think that man i«, good for this bill? Can Dr. Nichols.senior editor of Popular thoushts in bloom. Its rocks are God's eternal spirit of God would come down u^o:i The cracked corn and oats are put should be cut not later than he give proper security? Will he meet this Science News, in an article in that thoughts in stone. Its dewdrops are God's this audience, and show you the vanity of payment?" Now, when you are offered this into a hopper over night, and the just coming into blossom somedairymen thoughts in.pearl. This world is God's child this world, and the immense importance of journal, attributes the early baldnes3 world as a possession I want you ta test the alarm clock is set for a morning feed. say it is better to cut before this, ~& wayward child indeed it has wandered Christ's religion, and the infinite value of matter. 1 do not want you to go into this of men, which is now so noticeable and then it will make yellow butter your own immortal souls, what a house this The contrivance works to a charm, 'Off through the heavens. But about eMi-teeu. bargain blindly. I want you to ask about churches, theaters, lecture-rooms and would be! what an hour this would be? what hundred and eightv-eight years ago, all winter the same as grass pasture the horses thrive by it, it saves labor the title, about the insurance,about whether a moment this would be Do you know that political assembles, to modern false oiie Christmas night, God* sent out a sister men have ever had any tio ible with it, about in summer. in the busiest part of the day and the Christ has bought your soul? Do you know vvocld to call that wanderer back, and it whether vou candceep it, about vv nether you methods of treatment of the hair and that He has paid'an infinite price for it? Do machine costs about $6.—Boston •faunc over Bethlehem only long enough to c?n get all, or the ten thousanhth, or one scalp. There is too much washing, ou kn that He is worthy of it? Will you get the promise of the wanderer's return, hundred lamndth part of it. Budget. give it to Him now? shampooing and rubbing done, too and now that lost world, with soft feet of Hard and Soft Water in Cooking. much soap, ammonia and alcohol light, comes treading back through the heavens. There is the world now. I shall siv no I was reaaing of a sailor who had just got A farmer handy with tools will find All cooks do not understand the The hills, how beautiful they billow more about it. Make up your mind for used for the good of the hair. He says: ashore and was telling about his last experience a trowel a most useful implement. different effects produced by hard and ap, the edge of the wave white with the your«elf, as I shall, before "God, have to at sea. He said: The last time I crossed Women do not shampoo or wash Cemenb costs little, and, aside from foam of IDCUSCS! How beautiful the rainbow, make up my mind for myself, about the the ojean w-e had a terrific tune. After soft water in cooking meat and vegetables. their hair as often as the other sex the arched bridge on which heaven and value of this world. I cannot afford to make we had been out three or four days the machinery repairing walls and stopping leaks in Peas and beans cooked in a mistake for my soul, and you cannot afford and consequently they are in a large earth come and talk to each other in tears got disarranged and the" steam began cisterns, it can be put to many other hard water, containing lime or gyp-^JT to make a mist ike for your soul. after the stoim is overl How nimble the to escape, and the captain, gathering the degree exempt from baldness in middle important uses. One of these is to feetof the lamp-lighters that in a feu-minutes people and the crew on deck, said: "Unless sum, wiil not boil tender, because^' Now, let us look at the other property— life. It* is true, however, that set atl the dome of the night ablaze with someone shall go down and shut off that line wooden boxes, making them water-tight. the soul. We cannot make a bargain with, these substances harden vegetable many women in cities make frequent brackets of fire! How bright the oar of the steam and arrange that machinery at the out seeing the comparative value. The soul! If manger and feed boxes caseine. Manj^ veget ables, as onions, eanron cloud that rows acioss the deep sea of peril of his lifi we must all be destroyed." visits to the hairdressers, and subject How shall I estimate the value of it? Well, are overlaid with cement horses will heaven! How beautiful the spring, with He was not willing to go down himselfl No boil nearly tasteless in soft water, because by its exqusite organization. It is the most their tresses to the "scouring" process. be much less liable to contract the bridal blossoms in her hair! I wonder who one seemed willing to go. The passenzers wonderful piece of mechanism ever put together. all the flavor is boiled out. The If this becomes common, it will not be it ia that beats time on a June morning for gathered at one end of the steamer waiting Machinery is of value in proportion vice of cribbing. In stopping holes in long before baldness will overtake the addition of salt otten checks this, as Che bird orchestra? How gently the harebell for their late. The captain said: "I give as it is mighty and "silent at the same time. granaries, cement is better than tolls its fragrance o.i the "air! There you a last warning. It there is no one here young mothers as well as the fathers, in the case of onions, causing the vegetables You look at the engine and the machinery merely covering up the hole with tin, willing to imperil his life and go down and -may be grander worlds, swarthier worlds, in the Philadelphia mint, and. as you see it and the time will be hastened when to retain the peculiar flavoring fix that machinery we must all be lost." A as is usually done. Rats and mice -larger woiIds than this, but I think that perform ing'its wonderful work, you will be the children even will have no hair principles, besides such nutritious plain sailor said "I'll go, sir:" and he wrapped this is a most exauisite world—a mignonette surprised to find how silently it" goes. Machinery make short work with a tin covering, himseif in a coarse piece of canvas and to destroy with ammonia or other on, the bosom of immensity I "Ob," you say, that roars and tears soon destroy itself matter as might be lost in soft water. but cement effectually turns them if went down, and was gone but a few moments but silent machinery is often most effective. caustic cosmetics. -take my soul! give me thatporld! I am willing For extracting the juice of meat to when the escaping steam stopped and well made and well laid. Now, so it is with the soul of man, to "take it in exchange. 1 am ready now make a broth or soup, soft water, the machinery was corrected. The captain with all its tremendous faculties—it moves for the bargain. Et is so beautiful a world, so ciiedoutto the passengers: "All saved! In aetting out young plants in retions unsalted and cold at first, is best, for grand a world!'' in silence. Judgment, without any racket, The advice we have to offer to Let us go down below and see what has become lifting its scales memory, without anvnoise, But let us look more minutely into the it much more readily penetrates the infested with cut worms, wrap young men and maidens is: Let your ot the poor fellow." They went down. value of this world. You will not buy property bringinz dow-n all its treasures conscience paper about the plants' root3 before hair alone keep at a safe distance tissue but for boiling where the juices There he lay dead. Vicarious suffering! taking its judgment seat without any excitement uniess you can get a good title to it. Died for all! Oh, do you suppose that those the understanding and the"will all they go into the ground and the from hairdressing-rooms and drug should be retained, hard water oxv After yci have looked at the property and people on the ship ever forsrot, ever can ior. doing their work. Telocity, majesty, might found out that it suits you send an attorney worms will not destroy them. A little shops, where are sold oils, alkaline soft water salted is preFerable, aavj|| get that poor fellow? "No!" theysiy: "it but silence—silence. Youlisten at the door 4o the public office, and he examines the earth can be wrapped the paper. substances, alcoholic mixtures, etc., the meat should be put in while the was through his sacrifice that 1 got ashore." of your heart. You can hear no sound. The book ot deeds and the book of mortgages The time came when our whole race must for use upon the hair. The head and water is boiling, so as to seal up the and the book ol judgements and the book of soul is all quiet. It is so delicate an instrument Press the soil firm about the roots. die unless some one should endure torture that no human hand can touch it. liens, and he decides whether the title is the hair may be washed occasionally pores at once. and sorrow and shame. Who shall"come to The cow which gives the largest You break a bone, and with splinters and good beiore you will have anything to do with soft, tepid waber, without soap the rescue? Shall it be one of the seraphim? bandages the surgeon sets it the eves be. with it. There might be a splendid property, quantity of milk is not always the Not one. Shall it be one of the cherubim? of any kind. As a rule, the only appliances comes inflamed, the apothecarv's wash cools and in ev ery way exactly suited to your most profitable. The quality of the Not one. Shall it be an inhabitant ol some Lucrative Calling for Women. it but a soul oft the track, unbalanced, no human needed in the care of the want, but if you can not get a good title you pure and unfallen world? Not one. Then milk is quite as important. For this Will not take it. Now, I am here ibis morn. power can readju-t it. With one sweep Women of muscle stand quite as hair are good combs and brushes and Christ said: "Lo! I come to do Thy will, of its wing it circles the universe, and overvaults reason the milk of every cow in a Ing tx say that it is impossible to get a good they should not be used harshly, so good if not a better chance of making O God and He went down through the the throne of God. Why, in the hour dairy should be weighed separately, Cifcle to this world. If I settle clown upon it, dark stairs of our sin, and wretchedness, and as to wound the scalp. Avoid all money than women of strong mind. of death the sou! is so mighty it throws aside in the very year I so settle down upon it as a and tested separately to ascertain misery, and woe, and He stopped the peril, the body as thomrn it were a toy. It drives "electric" and wire-made brushes. There are in this city several brawny permanent possession I may be driven away and He died that vou and I might be free. the precentage of cream, for a sufficient back medical skill as impotent. It breaks tcom it. Ay. in five minutes after I give up No eleetricty can be stored in a hairbrush specimens ot thesex.usually designate^ Oh, the love! Oh, tho endurance! Oh, the through the circle of loved ones who stand number of days to fix her value •my soul for the world, I mav have to part horrors of the sacrifice Shall not our souls if it could be. it is not needed. as soft, who makes from $60 to $70 around the dying couch. With one leap it with the world and what giiid of a title do as a milk and butter producer. this morning go out toward Him, saying: springs beyond star and moon and sun and The hair is a beautiful gift of nature, week as "scrub ladies." One ot them, you call that? There is only one way in "Lord Jesus Christ, take mv soul. Thou chasms of immensity. Oh, it is a soul superior and it must not be destroyed. Is it not a little singular that while whose house i,3 o-\ Mulberry street! which I can hold an earthly possession, "and art worthy to have it. Thou" hast died to to all material things! No fire can that is through the senses." All beautiful save it." carp fish have been boomed in this has in her charge the offices of twent^ consume it no floods can drown it no rocks Where a Girl Makes-a Mistake. sights tlnough the eye, but the eve may be can crush it no walls can impede it no country for the last dozen years, during well-known professional men. blotted out all captivating sounds tho'ugh God help you this morning rightly to cipher There are girls who, instead of making time can exhaust it. It wants no bridge on which time the Government, cleaning and taking care of these &W the ear, but my ear may be deafened all out this sum in gospel' arithmetic: 'What which to cross a chasm. It wants no plummet themselves useful and calmly resting iusciousness of fiuits and viands through my through its fish commissioner, has receives $3 eacti per week. She em shall it profit a man if he shall gain the with which to sound a depth. A soul in their maiden dignity, think taste, but my taste may be destio\ed all whole world and lose his own soul?" distributed millions of young fry, so mighty, so swift, so silent, must be a priceless ploys two able-bodied assistants, wlv appreciation of cultuie and ot art through only# of getting married, and use questionable soul. which have been used to stock thousands receive $1 a day each. Allowing $ my mind, but I miy loose my mind. What means to achieve their purpose. a frail hold, then, I have upon any earthlv of ponds which have been constructed, a week for the use of soap, brooms Kever Too JLate. I calculate the value of the soul, also, by Forgetting the proverb, "The posscssion! and though carp culture has etc., it will be seen that this enterprb "My friends," said a man at an experience its capacity for happiness. How much joy more haste the less speed this sort In courts of Jaw, if you want to get a man been pronounced a wonderlul success, ing mistress ot the brush and pal it can get in this woild out of friendships, meeting in a Chicago suburb off a property, you mu*t «erve upon him a of girl not infrequently assumes a out of books, out of clouds, out of the sea, out no one has yet, so far as we know, clears $45 a wees.—New York Prest a few evenings ago, as he arose and writ of eiectment. giving him a certain time of the flowers, out of ten thoiivand things "fast" style of talk, manner and ever seen a carp fish offered for sale in to vacate the premise^ but when Death looked around him with deep contrition, and yet all the joy it has here does not test dress, in order to make herself attractive any market in this country?—Farmers' comes to us and serves a writ of ejectment, its capacity. You" are in a concert before the "I trust I have begun a new life, fee does not irlve us one second of forewarnin to the opposite sex. In A Diet of Pies. Review. curtain hoists, and you hoar the instruments and yet my conscience impels me to He says: "Oft of this place! You have doing so she makes a creat mistake. preparing—the^ sharp snap of the broken For the last sixty years I have eat tio right any longer in the possession!" We make a full confession before I can spring, the scraping cf the bow acrcss the The National Stockman advises Fish may nibble at her bait, but they en one piece of pie a day. That might cry out, "I gave $100,000 for that prop-erty ask you to extend to me the hand of viol. "There is music in that." you say. It that every bull should have a ring wiil not allow themselves to be caught. equal to 21,360 pieces, divided bj I the plea would be of no .IAail. We is only getting ready for the music. And all fellowship. For fifteen years before I placed in his nose as he approaches might say, "We have a warrantee deed of A loud girl may attract attention the eiijoyment'ol the soul 'in this world, the six makes 3,560 pies, and I an I came among you I was a manufacturer tiiat property the plea would be of no enjoyment we think is real enjoyment, is the age of one j'ear, and always be led and have half an hour of popularity, alive yet. My father was a pie-eatej of maple sirup—" avail. We might say, "We have a lienon that only preparative it is only anticipative it with a staff. It also snggests that but she is a type of the shortsightedness and lived to over 80. Both my grand 1 «torel ouse that would do us no good.. Death is only the fiist stages of the thing it is only "My brother, there is hope for you!" bulls may be better breeders, and gentler is blind and he can not sec a seal and cannot of her sex. Men ot the baser fathers were pie-eaters and both nk? the entrance, the beginning of that which exclaimed a man on the seat in front, read an indenture. So that fir-.t and last, I shall be the orchestral harmoniesjand splendors and more safe to handle, if they sort may amuse themselves with her, vived over SO. No doubt my greC as he rose up and cordially grasped the vvaut to tell you that when you piopose that of the redeemed. had regular exercise at a treadmill or but no man worth having would grandfathers ate all the pie thev roult I give up my '•oul for the world you can not speaker's hand. "I sold real estate for You cannot test the full mwer of the soul some other form of labor, besides think of marrying her. There is a get and perhaps cried for more. 1 give me the first item of title. for happines? in this vvoii i. How much five years in Los Angeles." yieldiug some return by their labor Having examined the title of a property, liberty that makes us free, and a have no doubt that four-fifths of the power the soil has here ti find en ment in "Brethren," exclaimed the minister, your next question is about insurance. You for their feed the year round. friendships! but, oh! t' egranderfriends up* liberty that makes us slaves, and the oldest people in the country are pieeaters—pretty would not be silly enough to buy a large in a voice broken with emotion, "let tor the soal int..e skif s:Jtlo\v sweetthe coders strong evidence that girls who take liberties with modesty warehouse that could not possibly be insured. The state department at Washington he e, b'lt how much eeter thpy will be us sing pie is not a deadly poison.—Rural of speech and manner, and who cross You would not have anything to do there. I do not think that when fowers regards the statement of France that "'While the lamp holds out to burn with such a propei ty. Kow, I ask you what New Yorker.. fe on earth th»\ die fure.er. I think that the over the boundary into masculine the hog is excluded for health reasons, assurance can you give me that this world is The vilest sinner may return.'" fragrance of the floweis is the spirit being territory, are not more free but more not going to be Lurned up? Absolutely a3 a mere pretext, as hog raisers wafted away into'glon. Go I says there are enslaved than before. And the approbation none. Geologists tell us that it is already on palm tr ^es in heaven and fruits in heaven. in the rural disrricts of France are A Delightful Omelet. fire that the"heart of the world is one great of men, which is the end in If so, why not th sp rits of the de id flower,? A Parson's Oratorical Chart. sufficiently powerful to overflow any living coal that it is just like a ship on fire Mix together four eggs, well beaten, In the sunny valleys ot heaven shall not the "One of our prominet local ministers view, is lpst by the means taken to at sea. the flames not bursting out because mamgold creep? (yn the hills ot heaven, will ministry who should, granting the request and a cupful of milk, with half a cup-1 was called away from the city yesterday," gain it. Whatever men may be themselves, the hatches are kept down. And yet you not the amaranth bloom? On the amethystine of American and French cities, ful of bread crumbs soaked in it salt! said a deacon who possesses they like gentleness, modesty walls of heaven, will not the jasmine .propose to palm off on me in return for my admit the America-n hog as a competitor to taste. Pour into a hot, well but-| soul, a world for which, in the first place, cl mb? "My beloved is come down in bis considerable dry humor, "and a substitute and purity in act and thought in to those raised iu France.— you give no title, and iu the second place, garden to gather li.ies." No flowers in heaven? tered frying pan, and cook slowly^ preached to the congregation. Not women.—Lady Bellairs, in Blackwood's you can give no insurance. "Oh!" you say, Where, then, do they get their garlands Mass. Plowman. about ten minutes. Then run a knife' having a sermon prepared, he made Magazine. "the water of the ojeana will wash over all lor th- brows of the righteous! around the edges, and if the omlet^ use of one of Rev.—'s manuscripts, the land and put out the tire." Oh, no. Christ is glor.ous to our souls now, but how There are many breeders and sheep There are inflammable elements in the water, mujh grander our appreciation after a while! done it will come out easily, and and could not help showing us the tracings raisers in Deleware County, N. Y., hydrogen and oxygen. Call off the hydrogen, How To Kill Live-Forever. A conqueror comes back after the battle. be rolled as it is put upon a hot platter on the margin, which kept him and in years past they have had to and then the Atlantic and Pacific Ho has been ghting for us. He comes upon In a discussion elicited by an inquiry smiling all through a deep and serious would b.az3 like heaps of shavings. You tne p'attorm. He has one arm in a slimr, cope with a variety of diseases among on this subject, the following want me to take this world, for which you and tie other arm holds a crutch. Ashe discourse, much to the wonder of the their flocks. At the present time sheep can give no possible insurance. mounts the plat'onu, oh, the entursiasm of statement was made at a recent congregation. Among other notes on Rural Thrift. are suffering from the ravages of bugs, Astionomers have swept their telescopes th3 audien e. Tnev sa\: "That man fought meeting of the Elmira Farmers' Club: the margin were: 'Bite lip bitterly,' through the sky and have found out tnat torus, and imperiled life for us and and there seems to be uopotent remedy New York Sun. The two common methods of killing how wild the huzza that lo'lows huzza! 'extreme agitation,' 'pious smile,' 'loud, -ihere have been thirteen worlds in the last at hand to kill them. The pests When the Lord Jesus Christ sha'l at la^t Little Girl—Mrs. Brown, ma want two centuries that have disappeared. At ringing voice,' and similar inscriptions. live-forever are, first, by digging out sta id oi to the multitudes of the redeemed measure from one-half to three-quarters iii\»t they looked just like other worlds. to know if she could borrow a dozei' When Rev.— comes back I'll wager the last fragment of root and, of heaven, and we mei.t Him lace to 'Then they got deeply red—they were on fire. of an inch in length, and look eggs. She wants to put 'em under face and feel that He was wounded in ie that he drops elocution for some time together with stems and leaves, Then chey got asnen, showing that they more like the ordinary snapping bug head and wounded in ie handi and wo mded «were binned down. Then they disappeared, to come."—Louisville Courier-Journal. hen. destroying by fire or some other way than anything else. The pests burrow in the feet and wounded in the side fr •showing that even the ashes were scattered. that will extinguish vitality utterly. Neighbor—So you've eot a hen us, methinks we will be overwhelmed. We their way into the heads and brains And if the geologist be risht in his prophecy, will sit -onetime gazing in silence, until ting, have you? I didn't knowkept Second, smothering. If the patch be then our world is to go in the same way. A New York policeman who was caught of the sheep, and the loss in the aggregate some leader amid the white-robed c. oir shall hens. And yet vou want me to exchange my soul burgling was arrested at 4:30 a. m., arraigned small, pile on it sawdust, straw, lilt the baton of light and ve fie signal th incurred thereby is quite large. for it. Ah, no it is a woild that is burning at 11 a. m., indicted, tried and Little Girl—No'm, we don't, buP it is ti ne to wake the song ofjub lee, and all tanbark, apple pomace, or any substance BOW- Suppose you brought an insurance convicted before 2 p. m., and at 2:30 A speaker at a recent Shorthorn Mrs. Smith's goin* ter lend us a hei, heaven wid then break for ft o: "Ho»anna! 'Agent to look at your property for the purpose that will exclude air, and after o'clock ot the same day was on the way to h*anna! hosaniiai Wo.thy is the that wants ter set, an' ma thought ,* meeting expressed his belief that a of giving you a policy upon it, and while Sing Sing to serve the state at hard labor a year or two of smothering it will be Lamb th 11 wa siam i" you lend us some eggs we've got tbi salefctoocfin front of the house he should say: lor 10 years. "general purpose" cow can produce, found that life has ceaeecL Covering nest ourselfs. -V »v_ K' -5