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New Ulm weekly review (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892

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a PETTY JEALOUSY. chants in the same line of business in the He Caught a Sucrer. shade. If someone is more beautiful than Suddenly they stopped and began to same street, and ask doctors what they think you, thank God that you have not so manv sniff about the footof the cliff where Stockton Mail. of doctors, and lawyers whatjthey think of perils of vanity to contend with. If someone c1 the man had imbed up, holding their lawyers, and ministers what they think of p. Talmage Compares It to a Crawling has more wealth than you, thank God that "Bill Charters was a very originalman—that It was a wild, rocky, hilly country heads up and baying at regular intervals. ministers, and artists what they think of you have not so great stewardship to answer Serpent, With the Evil is, if he was out of a job artists. As long as men and women, in any through which the path led, winding If someone is higher up in social pnsifor department seep down and have a hard tion, thank God that those who are down Three men now made their appearance, he'd'devise some way of his own to Eye of a Basilisk, about among bowlders and scrubby struggle, they will be faintly praised, and need not fear a fall. If someone gets his-her leading their horses, which they the remark will be: "Oh, ves he is a gcod, procure the wherewithal to keep* a trees, now skirting the edge of the ravine, office in church or state than von, thank God had been obliged to dismount, in order clever sort of a fellow."j "she is rather—ye, there are not so many to wish for the istening fire in the grate and provisions in the now crossing a brawling stream, somewhat quite—well, I 'may say, a to'leiably that they might pick their way ""EFfee Tooth of an Adder, the a of a on of your obsequies pantry," said a man in a Main stree nice kind of a woman. But let him or and again going straight over a rugged down an almost impracticable path. The Duke of Dantzig, iu luxurious apartments, Crocodile, and the Coil of an her get a nttie too high, and oft goes the aspi wa3 visited bv a plain triend. and to The dogs were trying to crawl up the cigar Btore the other night. "Bill was! hill. «,H -I Anaconda. Hns head by social or commercial decapitation keop his friend from jealousy, the duke taid: face of the rock. even-i Having expounded passages of scripture Along this path a man was walk also fond of fishing. On winter "You can have all I have "if you will stand "Well, I'll be durned if thet chap lteniember that envy dwells more* on €a regard to the behavior of Jacob and Esau, twenty paces off, and let me shoot at you a ings at home, if he had nothing better ing at a pretty rapid pace, looking ain't clum' up to thet thar grapevine small deficits of character turn on great hundred times." "Ko, no," said his friend, Kev. T.JDe "Witt Talmage preached on the to do, he would haul out his fishing '^ln forces, makes more of the fact that Domitiai "Wei1," neither to the right nor left, but said the dukn. "to gain all my honors an' gone up thet like a squrrul," said «ubject of "Jealousy," taking as his text: amused himself by transfixing flies with his I faced on the battle-field more than a tackle and inspect it thoroughly, and with his iierce gray eyes fixed steadily one of the men. "Jealousy is the rage of a man."—Prov. vi., 34. penknife than of his great conquests of the thousand gunshots fired not more than ten then, after making two or three new. "Is there no way to get to the top fact that Handel was a glutton than of the before him. He was of medium height, paces off." fie said: of this cliff?" asked one, who seemed fangled fly hooks, he'd place the out-^-"8 fact that he created imperishable oratorios A minister of small congregation complained well built, with broad, strong looking Some subjects'a religious teacher touches a more of Coleridge's opium liabit than of his to be the chief of the party. fit back in its box, ar. the same time^**^ ~& to a minister of larsre congregatiod thousand times, now coming on them from writing "Christabel" and "The Ancient shoulders, in which there was a little about the sparsenessof his attendants. "Ah," "This here cleft," said he who had knowing that he'd be unable to use^3^*: Manner more of the faet that Addison ne direction, now from another. But here said the one of large audience, 'fmy son, you stoop. His hair and beard were of a spoken first. "Oh, yes! tnar's a way drank too much than of the fact that he was his tackle for probably six months. ., is a Bible theme that for some reason is left will find in the day of judgment that you roun' but he'll heve got a good start the author of the "Spectator}" more of a light, ashy brown, his complexion sallow, had quite enough people for whom to be held "Bill lived in Boston when I first feetotally^ alone. This morning asking man's peccadilloes than of his mighty energies, on us, an' I reckin thet's 'bout w'at accountable. and his features commonplace knew him. That was eighteen or your prayers and in the strength of God, I more of his defeats than of his victories. he was up to. They does try all manner Substitute for jealousy Jan elevating emulation. twenty years ago. He was a tin-T enough,witn the exception of his eyes, want to grapple it. Look sft the sacred and heaven-descended er tricks when the dogs "is behin' Seeing ottiers good, let us try to be smith'by trade. I went up one night science of healing, and then see Dr. Mackenzie, better. Seeing others industrious, let us 'em, terber sho\ But come on, we'll in which there was a cold, cruel light. There is an old sin, haggard, furious, monstrous, to see him concerning some work he the English surgeon who prolonged work mora hours. Seeing others benevolent, and diabolical, that has tor ages see ef we can't catch up with him. $}»£ «iei 0 He seemed to be weH acquainted with prince of Germany un- has been engaged on several days. let us resolve on giving larger percentage of walked and crawled the earth. It combines Here, Pete—here, Jack." to the dogs, til he became emperor, and I hope may yet our means for charity. May God put congratulations the country,pursuing his way without Bill was in the dining room examining \-. all that is obnoxious in the races human, which were with some difficulty prevailed cure him so that he may ibrinany years for others into our right hand pzadrupedal, ornithological, reptilian, and his fishing tackle when I entered. Aft^vL**' hesitation, though occasionally he govern that magnificent German nation, than and cheers on our lips for those who do bra\ upou to leave the spot where insectile, horned, tu«ked, hoofed, tanged, which- er settling our tinsmithing business he there is no grander. Yet so great are and useful things. Life short at longest the trial ended. came to a place where another path etlnged the eye of a basilisk, the tooth of an the medical jealous.es that Dr. Mackenzie began explaining the various methods let it all be filled up with helpfulness for adder, the jaws of a crocodile, the crushing When the little party at last reached intersected the one he was traveling. dare not walk the streets of Berlin. He is others, work and sympathy lor each other's used to catch the various species of folds of an anaconda, the slyness of a scorpion, the top of the cliffs and the dogs under military guard. The medical students misfortunes and our arms be full of white 'Walking thus, neither slacking nor finny tribe. This hook was fine for the tongue of a cobra, and the coil of of Geinidny can hardly keep their hands off were set to work they failed to find, mantles to cover up the mistakes and failures fee worm that never dies. It is in every accelerating his gait, he came to a hill trout in the early morning, that of him. The old doctors oT Germany are of* others. If an evil report about someone though they went over the ground •community, in every church, in every legislative writhing with indignation. The fact is that much higher and steeper than any he brown tackle was immense at noon come to tis let us put on it most favorable 111 thoroughly, pacing hither and thither, hall, in every monetary institution, in saving Frederick's life Dr. Mackenzie cotvtruction,as the Rhone enters Lake Leman had yet crossed. Climbing this he when the sun was shining, and that every drawiug-room le^ee in everv literary with their noses down and their tails saved the peace of tEurope. There was not foul and comes out crystalline. Do not build necessarily went slower and with white moth fly hook was simply perfection and professional circle. It whisper^ ithis-.es, an intelligent man 91 either side the ocean swinging back and forth like pendulums. so much on the tran itory differences of this it more difficulty, but the view that in the evening, just about the it lies it debauches blasphemes it damns. that did not rear for*t le result if the throne world, for soon it will make no difference to My text names it when it says "Jealou«v is passed from wise and good old Emperor greeted his eyes when he got to the time the sun was setting. us whether we j-had S10,000,000 or 10 cents, '•Now thet's w'at I calls cu'r'us," the rage of a man." It is grief at the superiority William to his inexperienced grandson. But at* and the ashes into which the tongue of Demosthenes top would have well repaid him for "One huge batch of hoots attracted said the master of the hounds. "Thet of others their superiority in when, under the medicai treatment of Dr. dissolved, are mt like the ashes the toil of the ascent had he been one my atttention. There were probably talent, or wealth, or beautv, or elegance, MatkeLzie, Crown Prince ^Frederick took feller ain't never been up here." into which the tonge of the veriest stammerer to appreciate the beauties of nature. thirty very small eyehooks, all sewed or virtue, or social or professional or ttie throne, a wave 01 satisfaction and coniiUeue went. If you are assailed by jealousy make "Where did he go, then?" asked the political recognition. It is the shadow of securely to a jagged piece of cloth— rolled over Christendom, what shall the no answer. Take it as a compliment, for Far away was a range of mountains, officer cf the law, for such was the other people's .uceess. It is the shiver in our world do with the doctor who saved 111s life? strong drilling—about the size of your ,*_ people are never jealous of a failure. Until blue and misty in the distance, chief of the party. fjoeket-lxok because it is not as fat as someone '"Oh," cried out the medical jealousies ol your work is done you are invulnerable, hand. the lines of elevation gradually sinking "Now, thet's jes' w'at I'd like to else's pocket-book. It is the twinge in Euio'ie, "destroy him, of course destroy llemember how our Lord behaved under 'Bill,' said I, taking the hook-covered our tongue because it is not a.* eloquent as him." to the foot hills, which seemed to such exasperations. Did they not try to know, merse'f," replied the other. *He cloth in my hand, 'did you ever •someone else's tongue. It is the flutter in catch Him in His word? Did they not call roll away in creat billows, breaking at c'uldn't a flowed away." What a brutal scene of jealousv we had in oar robes because they are not as lustrous as catch any fish with this arrangement?' Him the victim of intoxicants? Did they his very feet in a chaotic mass of this country when President'Garfield lay "The dogs must have been at fault," «OiCeoue else's lobes." It is the earthquake not misinterpret Him from the winter of the dying. There were faithful physicians that rocks, trees and glancing waters. But said the sheiiff's deputy. tinder our house because it is not as many vear 1 to the spring of the vear S3— that is, 'Yes.sir,'he answered with alaugh, sacnticed|lheir other practice aiiid sacrificed this traveler had no eye for trie beautiful—the feet front and deep as cur neighbor's hou»c. from His first infantile cry to the last groan "No, stranger," said the man, "them their health for all time in fidelity to that 'I caught a sucker on that collection I is the thunder of other people's popularity of His assassination? Yet He answered not distant mountains, which thar houn's never was at fault yit, es death-bed. Drs. Bliss and Hamilton and last fall that weighed 160 pounds.' «ouring the milk of our kindness. It is the a word. But so far from demolishing either he stood still tor a moment to gaze long es I hes had 'em I'll sw'ar by Aguew went through anxieties and toils and lather and mother both ot one-half of the dis•content, His mission or His good name, after' near Where and now?' I asked, hardly fatigues such as none but God could appreciate. upon, were to him only a place of 'em 'fo' jedge an' jury." and outrages and detractions, and nineteen centuries He outranks everything knowing what Bill meant, as I had Nothing pleased many of the medical refuge, and that distance which softened under the skies, and is second to none above The speaker then went to the verge bankruptcies, and crimes, and woes of the never seen a sucker that weighed more profession. The doctors in charge did them, and the arch-angel make3 salaam at their rugged features and lent enchantment iiuman race. of the cliff, and, lying down on his nothing right. We who did not see the case than three or four pounds. His footstool. Christ's bloody antagonists ft was antediluvian as much as it is nost{XUuvian. to them, he would gladly belly, looked over. knew better than those who agonized over thought that they had finished Him when 'Just this way,' replied Bill, 'One It put a rough, stick in the bands have dispensed with. "Can't see nothin' from thar," he it in the sick room for many weeks. I, who they wrote over the cross His accusation in o£ the first boy that was ever born and said night my wife and I decided to go to never had anything worse than a run-iound With a heavy sigh, the first symptom said, getting up. Then he ciambered three languages,- Hebrew, and Greek, and to him: "Sow, Cain, when Abel is looking the theatre. When we reached the on my thumb, which seemed to me at the Latin.—not realizing that they were by that of weariness he had shown, he out on the trunk of the tree that overhung €he other way crush in his skull,for his sacrifice time was worthy all the attention of the entire box "office there was a perfect jam of' act introducing Him to all nations, since Hebrew was about to resume his journey when the abyss. "By gollv!" he has been accepted and yours rejected." medical fraternity, had my own ideas is the holiest language, and Greek the people. I left my wife near the door And Oain pickedjup the stick, as though shouted, "he's thar." he suddenly came to a stand again, as to how the president ought to be treated. wisest of tongues, and Latin the widest while I struggled bravely to reach the just to walk with it, and while Abel was turning his eyes, in which there was a "Where?" And in proportion a? physicians and laymen spoken. watching some bird in the tree-top or gazing ticket window. I asked for two dress were ignorant the case, they were sure startled look, in the direction whence "In a hole down thar. Yer c'uldn't at fcome waterfall down came the blow of circle tickets,and when I put my hand the treatment practiced was a mistake. And You are not the first man who had his he had come. He had heard a sound see it to save yer life frum anywhar's £h.e first assassination, which has had its echo when in post-mortem the bullet dropped out in my pocket to get the money to pay laults looked at through a microscope and that he too well knew. It was the in. all the fratricides, matricides, uxoricides, elst but right here. It looks, fur all of a different part of the body from that in his virtues through the"wrong end ot a telescope. for them I discovered that my pocketbook homicides infanticides, and regicides of all bay of a hound, just audible, tar the worl' like a great big chimbly which it was supposed to have been lodged, Pharaoh had the chief butler aud was gone. 'Stolen!' exclaimed ages and all nations. This passion ofjealousy away to the southeast. He listened swaller,s nes,' an' I'll bet my hoss about two hundred thousand people shouted: baker endungeoned, and tradition says that so disturbed Caligula at the prominence I, and retreated.' "I told you so." "There, I knew it all the all the butler had done was to allow a fly in an' my dogs to boot thet he's in intently. The dog did not give voice of some of the men ol his time that he 'Mrs. Charters and I walked home. time." There are some doctors in all cities the king's cup and all the baker had done continuously, but only at intervals, thar." «eufc the much amired curl from the brow of who would rather have the patient die under was to leave a gravel in the king's bread. She felt disappointed she wanted to •Cincinnatus and took the embroidered collar and his keen ear detected a difference "He may be in there, as you say, the treatment of their own school than The world has the habit of making a great see the play. A thought struck me instantly,and from the neck of Torquatus and had in the bays as they came nearer there my friend," said the sheriff, "but the ado about what you do wrong and forgetting get well under some other pathy. just as quickly as possible 2?lolonia us killed because of his purple robe, to say anything about what you do right, but quebtion is: How is he to be got Yea look at the clerical profession. I am were two dogs running, and running Which attracted too much attention. After 1 put my plan into execution. Turn-' the same God will take care of you who pro\ided sorry to say that in matters of jealousy it is over the very route by which he had out?" Columbus had placed America as a gem in for Merlin, the Christian martvr. ing my money pocket inside out I no better than other professions. There are come. He knew well what that meant. "I'll get him out," said the man. fke Spani-ii crown jealousy set on the SpinIs!* when hidden from hispursueis in a hay-mow now in all denominations a great manv hastily sewed all the small fish hooks courtiers to depreciate his achievement, He was not deceived. He did not allow "Didn't I barg'in to ketch ver man fur in Paris, and a hen came and laid an egg young clergymen who have a faculty for superior I iiad to the inside of that pocked in and aroused animosities till the great discov any hopeful fancy to persuade yer?" close by him eveiy morning, thus keeping usefulness. But they are kept down such a manner that when my pocket «**er had his heart broken. Ursed on by this him from st irvation. Blessed are teev that him that tho^e dogs were in pursuit "Yes, you did, but I have no desire and kept back and crippled by older ministers bad passion, Dionysius flayed Plato because are persecuted, although persecution is a was shoved back to its proper position who look askance at these rising evangelists. of any lour footed beast. It was a to see you throw your life away, 4ie was wiser than himself, and Philoxenms severe cataplasm. Ointment may smart the the barb of the hooks stood out They are snubbed. Thev are jostled. man they were after—he knew it. bargain or no bargain, and I know Ihecause his music was too popular. Jealousy wound befoie healing it. What a soft pillow They are patronizingly advised. It is and pointed downwards. •made Korah lie about Moses and Succoth VVhen the hound hunts the deer or the that this is a desperate man you propose to die on if when we leave the world we suggested to them that they had better know "I took some more money with me depreciate Gideon. can feel that, though a thousand people may to tackle at a great disadvantage." wild cat his yelp is quick and joyous, their place. If here and there one with have wronged us we have wronged no one —but I placed it in another pocket— Jealousy made the trouble between Jacob J3ut when he hunts man his voice is more nerve and brain and consecration and or having made envious or jealous attack on and Etau. That hurled Joseph into the pit. and again we started for the theatre. divine force go past the seniors, who want deep and sonorous and breaks on the "A barg'in's a barg'in," said the others, we have repented of the sin and as That struck the twenty-three fatal wouuds There were still considerable of a to keep tne chief places the young are advised still air like the toll of the death bell. far as possible made reparation. The good other, unsheathing a big hunting knife •into Julius (Jcesar. That banished Aristides. in the words of scripture: "Tarry at crowd in the neighborhood of the box resolution of Timothy Poland in his quaint That fired Anthony against Cicero. Tiberius The hunted man turned and looked that was buckled round his waist Jericho till their beards are grown." They office,and once more I began edging my but exquisite hymn, entitled "Most Any •exiled an architect because of the fame he at the mountain again, and there was and sliding down the grapevine with are charged with sensationalism. They ai Day," we might well unanimously adopt: way through for the purpose of securing got for a beautiful porch, and slew a poet compared to rockets that go up in a blaze a great longing in his fierce eyes. Alas! it gripped between his teeth. for his fine tragedy. That set Saul in a rage tickets. I allowed my fish hook and come down sticks, and the brevity of those blue peaks—how far they were When he got opposite the ooening "We'll keep all right and good within, against David. How graphically the Bible money pocket to take care of itself. their career is jubilantly prophesied. If it Our work will then be tiee tiom sin away. Then, with the activity of the in the wall of rock he held fast with snuts it when it says: "Saul eyed David." be a denomination witui bishops, a bishop is "'Just a I was being handed my Upright we walk through thick and thin it seems to take possession of both eyes and panther^ which he somewhat resembled his hand, and taking the knife out of implored to sit down heavily on the man Straight on oar ty. tickets I felt a bite. I tried to turn j}L aaaake them flash and burn like two port-holes hismouth with the right, called out. Deal just with all, the p.ize we'll win in his nature, he bounded down who will not be molded or if a denomination around when I found I had hooked & of hell. ''Saul eyed David." That is, Those above could hear all that was without bishops, some of the older men Most any day. the slope of the hill, at the foot of lic looked at him as much as to say: "You very fine sucker in the shape 6f a well with nothing more than their own natural which he plunged into a swiftly running said, though they could not see the When He who made all things just right little upstart, how dare you attempt anything dressed man who wore a shiny tile. I and theological avoirdupois *ire advised to Shall call us hence to lealms of lipht, speakers. stream. great? I will grind you under my flatten out the, innovator. In conferences *e .t morn or noon or e'ea or ght, paid no attention to his tugging at faeol. I will exterminate you. I will, you The water was not deep, coming up "Hellow, stranger!" he said, "kin and presbyteries and associations and conventions We will obey my pocket, ap I knew after one or two miserable homunculus. Crouch, crawl, slink We'll be prepared to take our flight to his knees, and wading through that yer 'commodate another feller in thar, there is often seen the most damnable into that rat-hole. I will teach those women tugs he'd quit. When I reached my Most any day. jealousy. Such ecclesiastical tyrants he ran a hundred yards or more, and ur is the house crowded?" 4o.sing some other song, instead of 'Saul has wife she said: "William, who i3 this would not admit that jealousy had any possession then turning retraced his steps. There Our lamps we'll fill brim fall of oil Waiting a few minutes and getting slain hia thousands, out David his tens of gentleman with you?" I told her he ot them, and they take "on a heavenlv Tnat's good and pure, thit would not spoil, •thousands."' When Toltaire heard that was a mountain ash growing about no answer to his demand, he called air, and talkjsweet-oil and sugar-plums, and And keep them burning all the while was a very particular friend of mine. Frcderi' the Great was iorgetting him and twenty feet from the stream, its widespreading again. balm ot a thousand flowers, and roll up their To light our wav, "'An officer standing at the door -putting his literary admiration on Bacaulard Oar work all done we'll quit the soil eyes .with an air of unctuous sanctitv, when branches reaching out sonie "JLook out the do', lan'lord," he accompanied my friend and me, •«.'Arnaud the old infidel leaped!out of his Most any day. they simply mean the destruction of those thirty feet from the trunk." Climbing shouted "when folks is a wantin' to bed and danced the floor in a maniacal rage, at my request.into an adjoining room over whom they pray and snuffle. There the tree, he clambered out on one of stop at yer tavern is this here the and ordeied his swiftest horses hooked up to are cases where ministers ot religion are A Good Joj &tory. where I explained matters. I recovered the branches overhanging the water way to treat 'em? I know yer 're at carry him to the Prussian palace. derelict and criminal, and thev must be put P. M. Suarez, proprietor of the Everett my pocketbook and greenbacks. It That despicable passion of jealousv led and dropped from the end of it, wading home, an' less'n yer be drunk, yer're out house, relates a thrilling encounter was keeping company with seven other &. JSapoleon I. to leave in his will a bequest of a considerable distance before jis grumpy, an' thet do look bad in a But in the majority of eases that I have 1 with two large and ferocious dogs similarly situated purses. I had to •5,000 francs to the ruflian who shot at Wellington witnessed in ecclesiastical trials there is a landing, when he hastened to the top man w'at keeps a tavern. Come, when ihe victor of Waterloo was passlug Sunday afternoon, which he experienced cut the pocket out to have the thief jealous attempt to keep men from suroassiug of another hill and stopped to listen now, lemme hear from yer, feller citizen." through Paris. That stationed the handed over to the officer, but it was, their theological fellows, and, as at presidential while returning from a drive just an instant. He could hear the groutv elder brother at the back door oi his elections iu country places, the people returned to me alter the doctor sueceeded to Saratoga lake, accompanied by his homestead when the prodigal son returned dogs plainly now they were rapidly As it was evident that this man have a barbecue—which is a roasted ox in getting the hooks out of the wife and their two children and her threw a chill on the family reunion wile that approaching. round which the people dance with knives, did not intend to be denied, the occupant fellow's hand.' older brother complained, sayinsr: "Who mother, Mrs. Nellis. Immediately after cutting off a slice here, and pulling out a rib There was a place of refuge that he of the cave at last made his «ver heard of giving roast veal to such a profligate?" "'Yes,' continued Bill, 'he was the there, and sawiog off a beefsteak yonder, leaving Moon's they were attacked knew of, where no man, he thought, appearance. Aye, that passion rose up, and un•der and having a high time—so most of the denominations biggest sucker I ever caught—must by two apparently angry and vicious could find him. No man. But there "Look here, my frien'," he said, fixing the daikest cloud that ever shadowed ot Christians keep on hand a have weighed at least 160 pounds. the earth, and amid the loudest thunder dogs, who vainly attempted to get into were the dogs, whose sense of smell his fierce eyes on his unwelcome barbecue in which some minister is roasted, And this is no fish story, either.'" that ever shook the mountains, and amid the while the church courts dance around with the rear part of the sleigh, Mr. Suarez was more unerring than the intelligence visitor, "did yer never hear that ole wildest flash ol lightning that ever blinded their sharp knives of attack, and one takes would succeed in driving them of man. They would track him sayin' "Better let sleeping dogs lie?' •or stunned the nations hung up on two an ear, another a hand, another a foot, 2nd it The Earth, to his hiding place in spite of all that Ef yer didn't yer hears it now." away, when they would run on ahead pieces of rough lumber back of Jerusalem is hard to tell whether the ecclesiastical the kindest, purest, lo\ingest nature that he might do. If he succeeded in reaching "Oh, yes," was the reply. "I heve of the horses, frigtening them so they plaintiffs of this world or the demons ot the In the universe everything is changing heaven could delegate, and stopped not until this place—it was not far away— heered it afore, but I heve cotch many nether world most enjoy it. Albert Barnes, were at times almost uncontrollable. and everything ,1s in motion, for there was no power left in hammer or bramble than whom no man has accomplished more they could not get at him there, but a sleepin' dog b#- the throat an' hel' After a hot fight continuing a mile or or javelin to hurt the dead Sou of God. motion itself is the (first condition of good iu the last thousaud years, was decreed they would know that he was somewhere till the breath was out'n him, an' I That pa«sion of jealousy, In id, hungry, two Mr. Suarez, who had a pair of John to sit silent for a year in the paw of his own vitality. The firr4 ground, long near at hand. They would ain't skeered uv dogs nurmen, sleepin' tmbalked, rages on, aad it now pierces the church while someone else occupied his pulpit, E. Hodgman's fast horses, finally sue thought to be immovable, is subject to earth like a fiery diameter and encircles it know—ah, yes, the dogs vould know, nur wakin.' Tnar's some folks up the pretended ottensa that he did not believe ceeded in distancing the enemy, but like a fiery circumference. It wants both incessant motion the very mountains but the men might think them at here on the top a this here house uv 111 a limited atonement, but the real not until after the dogs had badly torn hemispheres. It wants the heavens. It would, offense the fact that all the men who tried rise or sink not only do the fault and drive them off. There was your'n as wants to iee yer, an' you've if it could, capture the palace of God, and the fur sacque worn by Mra. Neliis him put together would not equal one Albert a chance ot that and it was the only got, to come, fair or foul." winds and ocean currents circulate dethrone Jehovah, and chain the Almighty Barnes. and the wolf robe belonging to Mr. chance on which he could build a "Oo away from here, man!" said round the planet, but the continents in eternal exile, and after the demolition of Yes amid all professions and businesses Hodgman.—The Baratogian. the universe would cry: "Satisfied at last, hope. But come what would he would the fugative. "I don't know yer, an' themselves, with their summits and and occupations and trades, and amid all here I am! Alone! the undisputed and die game they should not take him I ain't got nothin' agin' yer, but if circles needs to be heard what God says in their valleys, are changing their places They Were Mice Piss everlasting I. Me, Mine, Myself." That regard to envy and jealousy, which, though alive. He had no weapon save a longbladed yer iife be wirth anything to yer go and slowly traveling round the circle v»passiou keeps all Europe perturbed. Na- The great painting, "The Prodigal not exactly the same, are twins. "Envy Is knife, which he drew from its an' leave me in peace." tions jealous of Germany, of Eugland, of of the globe. In order to explain all Son," which went up in a flame a lew the rottenness of the bone." "Where envy scabbard in his bosom, glancing at its JBussia, and those jealous oi each other, and But the other, heeding not the warning, and strife is, there is confusion and every these geological phenomena it is no years ago, was once exhibited in old all of them jealous ot America. keen edge and thrusting it back again. evil work." "Jealousy is the rage of a man." gave his body a motion which longer necessary to imagine alterations St. James' Hall. Among those who In our laud tlriS passion of jealousy keens He was running while these tboughts My hearers, it this e\il passion is 111 and of started the vine swinging. It hung .all the political world a-boil. There are "at one day sat and grazed at the noble in the earth's axis, ruptures of your souls, cry mightlv unto God for its expulsion. were passing through his brain, "and twelve or fifteen feet away from the ••Least five hundred people who are jealous of That which has downed kings and centrepiece, with its significant side the solid crust, or,gigantic subterranean in a little while he came to a ravine, cliff, which was concave, and it took iov. Hill and would like to be his successor, emperors and apostles and reformers and panels of the Feed of the Swine and downfalls. This is not the mode the bottom of which he reached by about five thousand who are jealous of Grover a few minutes to impart to it the ministers of reiisrion and thousands of good the Eeturn of the Prodigal were a in which nature generally proceeds Cleveland and would like to relieve him successive leaps from bowlder to men and women, is too mighty for you to momentum necessary to bring it of the cares of oftice, and after the nominattions farmer and his wife. After looking she is more calm and more regular in contend against unaided. The evil has so bowlder. Then he ran down the ravine near enough for him to risk the of next summer have been made a many loots of such infinite con\otutiou that long and silently at the imposing picture until he came to a place where her operations, and, chary of her leap he intended to take and while •whole pandemonium of defamation, scurril. nothing but the enginery of omnipotence can the sides were high and precimtous. of gorgeous revelry and the contrasting he was still swinging, the man in the might, brings about changes of the Ity, hatred, revenge, falsehood, profanity, pull it out. Tradition says that when Moses A tree growing on the top of the cliff and misrepresentation will be turned upon scenes of retribution and re cave, armed with his knife, climbed grandest character without even the lifted up his hand to pray it was all encrusted this land. The tarriff, about the raising or lowering on one side hung over the veree, and with manna, and no sooner uo you pray pentance, the farmer's wife, heaving a upon the narrow ledge that surrounded knowledge of the beings that she or reformation ot which many oi them than you are helped. Away with the accursed, from its gnarled and twisted branches sigh, turned to her Giles, and, tipping the entrance to its hiding nourishes. She upheaves mountains care nothing, except as to its effects on votes, stenchful, blackening, damnina depended a stout grapevine that place. He stood a moment as if her head forward so as to look at him twill be discussed from a thousand platforms, and dries up seas "without disturbing crime of jealousy. Allow it to stay and it reached about two-thirds of the distance .and the people of Louisiana will be told that awaiting the assault of his adversary, over her spectacles, said in earnest will eat up and carry off all the religion you the flight ot the gnat. Some revolution from the top to the bottom. the taxejs must be taken oft sugar, the people and then, seeming to change his mind, can pack into your soul for the next century. tones, audible to all about her: "Ain't which appears to us to have been »of Virginia will be told that the takes must The man stopped hare and with much It will do you "more harm than it does anyone crouched like a wild beast and sprang them nice pigs!"—Buffalo Express. be taken off tobacco, and the people of produced by a mighty cataclysm has, it leads you to assail. It will delude you difficulty clambered up until he could at him where he hung, at the same Peunsjhania will be told that the taxes with the idea'.that you can build yourself up perhaps, taken thousands of years to reach this vine, up which he"went, time making a savage lunge with his imust be taken off iron, and the people of by pulling somebody else down. You will A Clever Swindle. accomplish. Time is the earth's attribute. hand over hand, as a sailor goes up a ^Kentucky will be to.d that the taxes must knife. What looked likethe largest, straightest, make more out ot the success of others than bo taken off whisky, and the people of Ohio rope. About twenty feet Jrom where Year after year she leisurely out ot their misfortunes. Speak well of everybody. The man clinging to the vine was soundest, and longest walnut log that the taxes must be taken off wool, while he started he ceased climbing, and Stab no man in the back. Be a renews her charming drapery of foliage perfectly cool, and'prepared for just ever floated down the Cumberland Massachu5etts and Connecticut will be honey-bee rather than a spider be a dove giving the vine a swinging motion, and flowers, just as during the such an attack as this. He had wrapped promised protection for manufactures and reached Nashville the other day. It rather than a buzzard. after two or three vibrations, suddenly his left leg around the vine, allowowing long lapse of ages she reconstitutes all the monetary interests, north, south, east, belonged to a green-looking countryman Study this world is large enough for vou disappeared, apparently into the ^-'-aad.west, will be told in each neighborhood the right to hang loose, and as her seas and continents and moves and all your rivals. God has given vou a who gave good reasons why he that the taxes and tariff will be fixed to suit very face of the rock. the other launched himself from the work to do. Go anead and do it. Mind them slowly over her surface.—Eiicee, must sell it immediately. It was such them, irrespective ot anybody else and, the The hounds came on. They lost your own business. In all circles, iu all businesses, rock, he threw the right out with a "Reclus. "-V -presidential election over, all will settle a fine log that, despite the owner's all professions, there is room for the trail at the stream, up which the quick, vigorous jerk, planting his down as it was before. If you think that all anxiety to sell, it fetched almost its straightforward successes. Jealousy entertamed fugitive had waded. It delayed them heavy cowhide boot in the middle tthis discussion public places is from any will not only bedwarf your soul but apparent value. In due course ol a little wliile—it was all he had expected—and •desire ot the welfare of the dear people and of the fugitive's breast and dashing '*"A western fruit-grower used seventy-' flatten your skull", bemean your eve, put time it was taken out of the water and aot for olitical effect, you are grievously then they picked it up him back against the cliff, at the foot pinchedness of look about your nostril, give five bushels of wood ashes on his tnistaken. proved to be a sycamore log with walnut again, following it eagerly and plunging of which he fell in a heap, with no a bad curl to the lip, and" expel from your strawberry vines last season, and the Go into all occupations and professions, bark tacked all over it in the mosl face the divine image in which you were into the raviue, their deep Alices more life in him than there was in the and it you want to know how much jealousy crop yielded 250 bushels "per acre,, created. When you hear a man or woman artistic manner. The green countryman echoing among the rocks and* making bowlders among which lie lay.—Robbert ia yet to he extirpated, a-k master builders abused, drive in on the defendant's side. He thinks the ashes also counteracted has not been seen since.—iV. Y, Boggs in New Orleans TimesDemocrat. as great a clamor as though there had what they think of each other's houses, and Watch for excellences in others rather than the effects of drought to a considerable stun *f^ ,*- been a full pack engaged in the chase ^merchants what their opinion i? of mer- defects, morning] glories instead ot night- extent. s* JK**-*vfSf» Jt%vt -T,-: "v ?^^^jSm^^^^^AkM-jxmd -fr'SPtk* tM4sM^kHx~k SSi 1 ..-Jw-. MMMM .TfcA.Jfc 3££k* II lain' II IIWIW"''"