FAEM AND HOUSEHOLD. Parlor Monstrosities. Advice to Young Men. passed, you would have to wait about ^OVU WEIGHT twelve days for the 160,000 to wend Good Houskeeping. From the Sunday World. their surging and hooking column Never buy anything for the home The world is older than you by PURE' C. H. OHADBOUKN, 4jMC. H. BOSS, past. To stand hour after hour, day Curative Information. that doesn't combine one or both of 4 several years for thousands of years President: ***&**, Casbiei* after day and week after week and the qualities, use or ornament. It is If a living insect enter the ear it p?PRICE'$ it has been full of better and smarter witness this three week's Chicago supply Cor. Minn, and Cento Sirs. often surprising to notice that many may "The Farmer's Review" mentions, young men than yourself when they of beeves would give any one a beautiful things are inexpensive. be stupefied by a few puffs of died the globe went whirling on and clear idea of the immensity of these %n NEW uLM,|p"i mm: fill one's parlor with dust-catching not one man in a hundred million tobacco smoke or di owned and floated herds. And this is only three weeks card-boards and wools, that if fairly went to the funeral or heard ot thendeath. to sight with warm water. Or a supply. CREAM pretty to begin with, soon accumulate Collectionsan all business pertaining to banking: Be as smart as you can of drop or more of sweet or castor oil promptly attended to. dust, it is neither useful nor ornamental. course, know ar much as you can. will cut off its power of breathing and How to Fatten Hogs. Individual Responsibitiy, Gilded rolling pins, shovels, etc., Shed the light of your wisdom abroad mi-ehief* New York Sun. to the world, but don't try to dazzle are also valueless. A Knous' Madonna, To fatten hogs, corn at 4 0 cents per Bleeding from a severe cut may be or astonish anybody with it, and a photograph of which may be '^ga$50o,oooy?"- 32 bushel is cheaper than wheat at 7 0 stopped by tying a bandage over th don't imagine a thing is simple because purchased for fifty cents, framed in a cents. If corn is scarce and dear you yon think it is. Don't be too cut quite tightly. The powder from a quiet style of frame for a dollar, will Eagle Mill Co. should endeavor to get as much pork sorry for yonr father because puff ball applied to the cut, which is give one more lasting satisfaction than out of it aspossible.andnotwasteitby he knows so much less than you then bound with a bandage, will a whole roomful of gilded dustpans, deeding whole or on the ear. The late do. He used to think he quickly arrest the bleeding sugar, ribbon-tied bread towels and all the Manufacturers of George Geddes of this State, a farmer was as much smartei than his powdered copperas, or spider's web other senseless things. great experience, referring to this matter father, as you think you are smarter ROLLER FLOUR will also stop the flow of blood? If of feeding hogs, said "I find if I than yours. The world haa great need the blood comes in spurts an artery -^"i^ Comfort for the Feet. A THE of young men, but no greater need take ten bushels of corn meal and wet is cut, and the bandage should be We question whether it is than young men have of the world. it in cold water, rend feed twenty-five Gradual Reduction Roller above the wound otherwise the bandage wise to wear loose, flapping slip, Your clothes fit better than youriather's hogs with it, they eat it well but if I should be below it when the bleeding pers whieh allow the foot to fit him they cost more money take the same quantity and cook it, System.f i is severe. spread and widen until it loses all the they are more stylish. He used to be it doubles the bulk, and it will take hope of presenting a trim appearance a^ stiaight and nimble as you are. There is said to be no better medi. the same number of hogs twice as long MINN'- S NEW ULM, in a nice boot, for there are women He, too, perhaps thought his father cine for persons who are troubled with to eat it up, and I think they fatten Its superior excellence proven in millions who have, to use their own words, favoied old fashioned. Your moustache is lotnes for more than a quarter of a century. It twice as fast in the same length of time. biliousness and liver complaint then used by the United States Government Enlorsed neater, the cut of your hair is better, their feet until their dread of By cooking you double the lemon 311 ice It excites the liver, stimulates by the-beads of the Great Universities as and you are prettier, far prettier dressing up" lies in the misery of bulk and value of the meal." ha Strongest, Purest, and most Healthful Dr. the digestive organs, and tones Price's the only Bukmg Po.vder that does not than "pa." But, young wearing a buttoned boot. A change Mr. Joseph Sjillivant of up the system gpnerallv. It is mentioned ontain Ammonia, Lime or Alum, Sold onlyin man, the old gentleman's homely from slipper to boot or even from one Jans as a cutefor sick headache, the scrambling signature on a check' Ohio made many experiments in or PRTCE BAKING POWDER CO. pair of boots to another will rest tired ]ince of halt a lemon being put in a will diaw more money out of the bank /EWYOKK, CHICAGO. ST LOOTS. der to determine the best and most feet more than would be imagined by glass ot water, without sugar. Lemon in five minutes than you could get out profitable mode of fattening hogs with one who had never tried it. Bathing John Hauenstein, juice and susar, mixed very thick, is with a ream of paper and a copperplate cocn, and he concludes that nine the feet at night is recommended for useful to relieve coughs and sore signature in six months. Young Obtained, and all PA1LAT Kt/S/AAi4 attended pounds of pork from a bushel fed on relieving the discomfort of burning BREWER throats. to for JUODFRA TE hELS Our office men are useful, and they are orna^ the ear, twelve pounds from raw meai, feet, and washing them inasolutionof opposite the 8. Patent Office, and we can obtain "The Western Rural" publishes a ment d, and we all love them, and we Patents In less time than those remote from* thirteen and a half pounds from boiled borax will also lessen any irritation. WASlllSG'lON. Send MODEL, JiRAWlAG or Hint about Health which not only could not get up a picnic successfully corn, sixteen and a half pounds New England Farmer. PHOTO of invention. We advise as to patentability and costs nothing but has the added advantage without them. But they are no novelty from cooked meal, is no mce than a free of charge and we make HO CllAJiQB of saving money for those they have been here before. A UNLLhS PATENT JS bE( URkD moderate average which the feeder MALTSTER For circular, advice, terms and references te Crowing Potatoes. who act upon it "Do what we may diamond is not so easily found as a may expect to realize from a bushel actual clients in your own state County. Oty o for pure air, water and food, people quartz pebble, but people search for it A farmer in Massachusetts gives MMsHMMfcMil of corn under ordinary circumstances. all the mce intently. will never be well, so long as they continue the following as the results of his experience AH the soft and unripe corn may oi Our brewery is fully equipped and able to fi 1 Opposite Patent Office, Washington, It IS to diench themselves with drugs, course be fed to hogs on the ear, but in growing potatoes during all orders nostiums, and 'realth' waters, 'tonics' Bingham Bros. the sound and dry should be shelled, several years past: Mr F. Grebe has charge of the bottling estab Episode of Whittier's Life. and stimulants of every kind that ground, and then cooked before feeding li nent "1. Whole potatoes will produce a enteipusmg manufacturers and druggists Tke Rev. Robert Collyer was lectur. if you aim at making cheap pork ffew Ulm, Minn. crop a week or ten days earlier than lecommend in their ingenious ing in Boston at the time when Whittier out of high priced-grain. those which are divided. 2. Small and plausible rhetoric. Whatever the told him of tliis episode in his LUMBE,,RNISDEALER/ whole potatoes will produce results as The Varieties of Strawberries. R. Pfefferle, show window or placard invites you early life. This is something like good, if not better, than large ones. to 'try' under some taking title or pretence, what he said in his old quaint stvle: President J. M. Smith, of the Wisconsin 3. The seed end is the better one to refer it to a judicious physician, "When I was on the farm New Horticultural Society, one of plant, because it starts with more and then if he says take itdon't." Hampshire and quite young, an old the largest and most successful strawberry vigor and produces more and larger Dealer in friend who was vsitmg the meetmgR A correspondent writes that he had growers in the country, is reported potatoes. 4. A large piece is better LATH, SHINGLES, DOOES,, came to stay one night. After supoer Groceries, long been troubled with an inactive by "The Farmers' Review" as on ordinary soil than small pieces or he said to me. 'John, lad, I've something saying, apropos of New "Varieties, of liver, which gave him a world of pain eyes. 5. Potatoes with sprouts long SASH AND BLIND. "ft for thee,' and then brought out which during his time "probably not and trouble, until he was advised to enough to break off in planting are CANNED, DRIED & GREEN of hi saddlebags two little volume", less than 1,000 have been brought Lime, Cement and Coal. not so good as those with eyes advanced take a glass ol hot water with the which turned out tobeBurns'spoems. FRUITS, out with a great flourish of trumpets just enough to indicate vigor. juice of half a lemon squeezed into it, 'I think thee'il like the book,' he added. only to be discarded a little later 6. The form cannot, as a iule.be bur without sugar, night and morning. I had never read any poetry before changpd by planting any particular "Don't be in a hurry to get these sorts He tried it, and found himself emd Feed Lowest prices always. except Friends' poetry, and thee'il FIOTJX form 7. Two distinct varieties won't recommended by this man or that better almost immediately. His daily know what that be' 1 began to read mix in the same hiU. 8. The more we wait till reliable growers in your 1 headaches, which medicine had Eailed to Burns, and was lost in wonder. It STONK,WOODEN AND WILLOW investigate the scab the less we know vicinity, or some men you know are Opposite Railroad Depot, cuie, left him, his appetite improved, seemed as if the sky had lifted and the about it." WARE. reliable, have tried them. You can NEW ULM, MINH I and he gained several pounds in world widened, and I saw mankind raise varieties that will answer your NEW ULM, MINJT. weight within a few weeks.Good outbide the narrow bounds of the purpose from the kinds now in use. If# Farming Brevities. Fr, Friends. I read on till mother came Housekeeping. you like to experiment with new l^oots are excellent for sheep in winter, down and told me to get to bed. varieties that come aiong you will Next day when tho gray light was and aie especially important with Clothing for the Children. find plenty of use for your time and dawning I ciept down and got the heavy grain feeding to keep the digestive money, and, by the way, get very little volumes, and lead as long as I could. New Yoik Tnbune. organs in full vigor. return for either." THE ONLY TRUB The old Friend came and said, 'Thee There has been a revolution 71 RON Manufacturer of and Dealer in As soon as the crop shall have been seems to like it I'm going further on, public taste in the past dozen years, removed from the garden plot plough and I'll leave it till I come back.' and even ultra-fashionable people He Didn't Call Again. CIGARS, That was the first revelation to me of it, and allow no weeds to grow, which dress their children in a most sensi. TONIC A Brooklyn young man with a mod. what poetry may be and do. A good ble manner and in simpler styles. will greatly lessen the garden work TOBACCOS, est bank account and bright prospects, This change is due to the introduction many folk find fault with Burns. They next season. but without the remotest desire of English fashions, which are preferred say that his poetry is impure. Does It is a mistake to suppose that sour, PIPES. to become a benedict, at least at by the best dressed people to the thee beleive me when I tell thee that I fermented slop for hogs is better than Will purify the BLOOD tnihte more elaborate French styles. The present, thinks he met the great crisis have not detected the least impurity RESTORE the'lhaJftrafiwdTOO* influence ot the aesthetic movement Cor. Minnesota and Centre a fresh mixture that is sweet and clean. of his life this summer. "I won't mention in it? His genius is so great and noble OH TOTJTH DroeUtaTWai* of Appetite, IndiawUoajlackoC on taste in England has gone far toward any names," he said, "as I tell that if there be blots in it they are so streets. ^?iJi^-nePowerc.riuaintf^-* Strength and Sunflower seed is often fed to poultry, making the worst dressed nation aolutehr cared: little that 1 don't see tbem." the story simply as a joke on me. but if too much be given it will ctez and NEW ULM, MINN. under the sun the best dressed You know I want to have my fling. force. Enlivens cause the feathers to fall off, as it promotes and supplies ^5irm nation and the leader of taste. I like to take young ladies to the Jno. Neuman, ,nftf^'Snffering fro comnlaintaaecs* ii-nrclear, early moulting. How He Strengthened His Nothing prettier and simple can be theatre and opera and to dancing receptions. HAKTKB'B IBOW TONIC imagined than the little aesthetic Memory. Tea yeais ago a new milch cow at safe, speedy cor Givena healthycomplexion. I am particularly fond of All attempts at counterfeiting only ados to ltspopu\arity. English hocks now worn by this season of the year was not salable having a bright young creature beside DornoHARTER'S experiment-get 0aiaiN4l.AiaBKSt In the last number of Dress a writer LIVER Dealer in children. American flannels have fIIt_ f property, but now the milkmen me when I take an afternoon drive. quotes an extended account from Cure Constlpatlon.Uver Comolaint and Melt] D:R,Y GOODS, attained a perfection ot weave that will go far to buy one.Connecticut Headache. Sample Dose and Dream postage.#l|Boofe Well, I met a charming young woman Thurlow Weed of how strengthened makes them' the first choice for a little mailed on receipt of two cents In Farmer. of about 3 0 at Saratoga. Her folks his memory. Mr. Weed tells that he THE OR. HARTER MEDICINE CO.. ST. LOUIS, MOL girls' dresses. Bright navy-blue Hats, Caps, motions, were there. On my third drive with suffered in early life from a defective If it were possible to double the and golden brown flannels made up in Groceries, Provisions, her we chatted quite affectionately, memory, and that he never could succeed products of every acre under cultivation H. Budolplii*, English fashion are simply trimmed and as we parted for the evening she as a politician because he did not Crockery and Glassware, there would be no increased profit with a cluster of tucks around the full tenderly said- 'Do you care if I tell remember peop'e and incidents except in the achievement, because markets gathered or kilted skirt, and a narrow Green, Dried" and Canned my mamma of your affection for me?' as they especially interested him. To white ruche at the neck and sleeves of would be gutted but if half the Fruits, etc, etc, I am 2 0 years old, and if I live to be MANrFACTTJRKR OP & DEAl.tfR TI* overcome tms he began a habit of. at the plain short-waisted round waist acres now tilled were withdrawn from 80 I never expect to be floored as I its close, recalling everything that Boris and ShoesF make the prettiest school dress for a cultivation and products doubled on I will always take farm produce in exchang* was when that question came creeping had happened during the day. Soon little girl of eight to ten, and the same the remainder, there might be very for goods, and pay the highest market pricefor a* he made this resume aloud to his in my ears. She, bles3 her, knew style may be adopted for older and kinds of paper rags. great profit.Elmira Husbandman. wife- "Every night, the last thing befo-e that a man can only be happy with a younger children. Children's dresses Minn, 3d N. sirs., New Ulm, Mian* retiring(one would have expected As an item of proof that "The charming woman for his life companion, are no longer worn very short, but In connection with my store Ihnie a first-elan Thurlow Weed to have said '.roing saloon furnished with aeplendid billiard table reach low enough to cover the knee but I wasn't quite ready to be Thoroughbred Cattle Business is A large assortment of men's and: *&$& my customers will always End good liquors and ing to bed')I told her everything well, while little girls of three and four convinced. I stammered that perhaps Much Overdone" we note the statement boys' boots and shoes, and ladies' and j^Vj cigars, and erery forenoon a splendid lunch. that I could remember that had happened vears should wear dresses reaching to it would be advisable to defer of a Kansas farmer who says children's shoes constantly kept on their ankles. Black stockings are the to me or about me during the A!.-, informing her mamma until I called the same number of animals of equal hand. Custom woik and xepaiiingr All goods purchased of me will he delivered invariable choice and good woolen day Igeneraily recalled the very dishes again. I left the springs the next qualities for which four years ago he any part of the city free of cost. promptly attended to* hose with double knees may I had had for break last, dinner and morning on thefirsttrain, and haven't Minnesota Street, yew Pirn, MItm paid $10,000 would not to-dav sell be put chased as low as fitty tea the people I had seen and what seen my fair questioner since."New Meat Market, for $3,000 cents a oair and upward, they had S8id the editorials i had THE CHICAGO and York Sun. aceoi'dins to si/e. Tne children written for my paper, giving her brief A farmer 111 Douglas county, Illinois, of sensible mothers no longer wear extracts of them. 1 mentioned all the is delivering at 6 5 cents a crop of M. EPPLE, Prop'r. cotton stockings in winter, out knit Afraid to Ride When Mrs. letters I had sent and recened and 1,500 bushels of wheat which he NORTHWESTERN or woven stockings of wool. Heavy leggings the very language used as nearly as Cleveland Held the Reins. NEW ULM,MINN, raised four years ago and refused to MINKBSOTA ST. should be piovided for girls and po^ible when I had walked or ridden. sell at 1.10. Another farmer in the From the Philadelphia Record. little boys, so that the child can go IhisEwundersignevicinityssnownpreaparedpeoplwall I told her everything that had come same county is said to have on hand, There was a bit of anecdote connected 'H desire to I form the into snow banss and enjoy to the full within my observation. I found I in an utterly unsalable condition, RAILWAY Ne Ulm and that bd%a*re establish with the delightful episode that exmlaration of spirit that comes could say my lesson better and better" meat market and i to 3,000 bushels of corn of the crop of of the visit of the mistress ot with ouc-door exercise in the keen on Mfriii customers and friends with only th every day I am indebted to this 1881 for which he refused 80 cents a best 'resh and cured meats, sausages, lard and e winter air. Little wristlets knit of the White House to Philadelphia, discipline for a memory of somewhat bushel. ery thine usually kept in a first-class market Ths Penetrates the Centres of Population J-^-i wool should be provided for children which is related at the expense of the bipheM nxirket price will be paid for FAT CAT. unusual tenacity." in TLB, HIDES, VVOOL,.ETC. during the winter if their wool mittens gallant commander of the United Cattle Arriving at Chicago. M. EppLg. TT1T1TNOIS, IOWA, do not extend high over the wrists. States army.Gen Sheridan. When ail of Ceneral Beauregard. White aprons which completely cover WISCONSIN, YC Persons read the market reports of Meat Market. the seats in thetallyhohad been taken 5 the dress save flannel dresses from the number of cattle and hogs weekly except one, and Mrs. Cleveland had Fram the New York Graphic. MICHIGAN frequent washing. There is no great arriving at Chicago and yet have a mounted the driver's box and was A slight, low-set, ratner pudgy -looking MINNESOTA* difficulty in washing good colored very limited ide of the immensity oi ready to give the horses their beads, gentleman, with a flowing gray JOS. SCHBOBBICH Prop'r., DAKOTA. flannel dresses if they are simply those herds. The number of cattle Gen. Sheridan was invited to occupy mustache and a goatee lengthening made. They can be laundried in cold which arrive in that city for the NEBRASKA and ~*-**V5g the vacant seat. "Who is to drive out his raunded face, walked up and New Ulm, Minn. water as easily as cotton goods can three weeks ending August 20th was us'" asked the general, as he glanced down in the Hoffman house without WTOMLNCL jgj be ashed, but servants can seldom about 160.000 head. Did any one up at the fair occupant of the driver's anyone knowing him or paying him be trusted to do this work. It requiies ever see a drove cattle of 1,000 A large supply of fresh meats, sanlage, seat. He was informed that Mrs. attention. He was not a man that the supervision of the mistress. head passing along a public thoroughfare? Its TRAINSERVICEP3enrefaJJy hams, lard, etc., constantly on anot her would turn tp look twice at, Cleveland would hold the ribbons. It would have to be, to drive arranged to meet requirements land. All orders from the country indeed there was nothing about him "Then I'll go into the next carriage." M%?4 safely and successfully, divided into local travel, as well as to farafeh womptly attended to. that would distinguish him from the said the* hero of Winchester, who had about twenty sections of fifty htiad in What to Do with Lovers' Gifts. the most attractive Moates Jbr ordinary hotel visitor obliged to pa?s faced many a belching battery without CASH PAID FOff HIDE& each section. Otherwise the cattle From the Baltimore Sun. through travel between important his Sunday in New York. Tne new a tremor, but who hesitated at would crowd together, blockade the It is surprising how practical an enthusiastic generation grownup around him since the prospect of a tumble in a ditch, so ^TRADE CENTRES, roads*, break down the bridges and TIE NE W EH lover may become under he,on the 12th of April, 1881, sighted President Roberts, of the Pennsylvania crowd down the fence3 along the road. ^w changed circumstances. For instance the first gun that swept its charge Railroad, climbed into the vacant To drive comfortably and safely each Its EQVTPMBITT 0f Bm,y and a correspondent writes to know if a over Fort Sumter know the littlem seat and was whirled safely to the depot, section would require at least sixteen CITY PLANING MILL Parlor Cars, Dining and PtoAOC* lady should return presents of jewelry General Beauregardonly as a sort while the man who had made the rods. Drovers, however, recommend bleeping Cars is without rival. after an engagement to be married is of historical memory,and if he passed most dashing and reckless ride of the twenty rods. But at the first m?* Its ROAD-BED is perfection, 0 broken. If sne is not impelled by etiquette away to morrow the young people of rth named distance one thousand head war to save his army was drawn sedately MANDFACTUBES to return the gifts, he desires to stone-ballasted Steel the north would wonder how he hs will stretch along the public highway in the rear. find out whether they can be recovered DOORS, WINDOW SASH^ The NORTHWESTERN is Wefavorite lived so long. He is just on the ver one mile. At the same distance apart by process or law. He says that the route tor the Commeremmi of seventy, and exactly half a centmy .&3Z the 160,000 head named woulU crowd VENETIAN BLINDS, lady and gentleman in question have There are in the world four great TrA veler, the Tourist and the Seek* ago stepped out of West Point one of one continuous public highway tor one since mar led ot her persons, and he masses, or accumulations, of gold, all the bi iahte- graduates that school era after New Homes la the OftMsm hundred and sixty miles, or from MOULDINGS AND FRAMES -implies that he don't like to see another of which are partly in coin and partly ever sent forth. He way its superintendent Northwest. Council Bluffs to Mitchelville, or from man's wife wearing jewelry. As when the war troubles can in bullion. The amounts may be Des Moines to within fifteen miles of Deta led intormation cbeerbt3& Planing, turning and all to the point of etiquette involved, a on and left to take his chances wi furnished by Davenport, nor would this fully impress stated approximately, for this country ^young man who has a great deal of experience the people among whom he was born. the mind as to the v^stness. on the 1st and for the others on work with rib-saw promptly C.W.FLHEIDEMAf,, Agent, in such matters, says that But if you were in your carriage hastity He ha** fallen out of publ.c ncthe a the 8th of September, as follows: isfe and neatly executed. RewUin^UD. gifts of jewelry should always be re- wending your way westward and good deal since the war.but has grown United States Treasury, $282,000,- MARY N HU6KIT, H, C. WICKER, *k turned, as this is the prevailing custom should meet the head of this column rich and careful of mmself and looks 000 National Bank of France, $237.- in polite society, and is a rule oft crowding and surging forward to the as though he was liable to glide aiong All work guaranteed. Bates reasonable. 000,000 National Bank of Germany, Vice-Prea't and Gen. Wangc Traffic MsnaMsj conduct based on natural good taste" Chicago market and you should be in his gentle way through life ir at LP.WItfW. -fcr $107,000,000 Bank of England, land delicacy. compelled to sidetrack until the herd east another ten years,? JD. ZELLER Prop'r. $100,000,000 total, $726,000,000. General Passenger Uiml r3