R. Pfefferle, DAE0TA TERBITOMALSEWS. 1 ,Jl SEEN MR. AND MRS. BOWSER. IN A HOSPITAL. THE JESTER SINGS^** ^SWEiGg^ V*"BY MRS. BOWSER. i A4-"^ Some Remarkable "Wojrfe Done With. "Love is but a passing passion,Life Dealer in of thuiajs a foolish fashion, Surgeons' Knives. The governor approved the plans I was telling you awhile ago of Mr. Death a sound of empty Knells, for the additon to the Bismarck penitentiary, A woman who was a pi ivate patient Bowser's impatience and annoyance lake, O take my cap and bells! and work will begin shortly. for several weeks in a leading hospital Take," tlw jester sang, when hp happened to find me in bed for If? Loud the cleat voice ians*, in this city consented to tell a reporter Gov. Church aud Audifor Ward purchased GR|EN a couple of hours with sick headache, "Take my cap and bells' CANNED, DRIED & some interesting facts in regard to the residences in Bismarck. DRPRICES and how he went to pieces himself the CREAM ("What is love beon the wooing? FRUITS,1 operations performed. They are remaikable Fame, except its own pursuing? The investigation of the Yankton insane moment anything ,ailed him. About a instances of medical and surgical SPECIAL sells3 Beauty, save for what it asylum will befollowed byaclose skill. The lady was never in a month ago I woke up one morning sixici Feed* Take, O take my cap and bells 1 FIOTJLT examination of otherpublie institutions hospital before, and was quite curious Take," the jestei sang, with the toothache. It had been annoying *i Fai his mad voice ianr in Dakota. "MILW- WrfM"*$ to observe the actions of patients, nurses me for an hour before Mr.^Bow- T0NK,WO0DEN AN WlLLOW "Take my cap and bells! and surgeons. She had an interesting A. W. Bunan, of Wilmot, committed ser caught ons Then he said: ^Jl^ "Fools! who now the wine cup drainlnc experience with her next-door J' suicide by hanging on account of Seem to laugh, but still are feigning, "Toothache, eh? Well, I don't* pity neighboor, who was suffering from dementia. ^HIWULM,^ ,MDOT. The spring of death so near \ou wells 1 the lack of friends. you a bit. This comes of cracking walnuts Frpurgr The second night of her stay Take, O take mv cap and bells! Lizzie, the two-year-old daughter of in your teeth and chewing so much he jumped out of bed and ran into the lake," the jester sang, Shrill his haid voice rang. Daniel Creerer, seven miles west oi ward shouting "Murder!" and Po- of that everlasting gum." "'Take my cap and bells! NATURAL FRUT lice!" until half the hospital was aroused Larimore, was drowned in a well. j, "I never cracked a walnut, and I FLAVORS "Know I cure for all your sorrow, L0NLYIN and nurses, and attendants, orderlies James Glea3ner and Miss Elsie Take it ere a diear to-monow don't chew gum nee a year." and doctors came lushmgto the Toll, too soon, youi passing knells Brown were struck by lightning at MOST PERFECT MADE "Well, it's some carelessness of yours, scene. As that weird cry of murder Take, O take mv cap and bells! Jamestown, the former dying from Manufacturer of and Dealer in rest assured of that, and ou must suffer Take," the "jester sighed rang and echoed through the long halls Preparedwith strict regardto Parity, Strength, and the effects. (Fain himself had died) for it." and corridors the effect was remarkable. Heatthfulness. Dr Price'sBakingPowder contains CIGARS, "Take my cap and bells'" He went off whistling and singing no Ammonia,Lime,Alum orPhosphates Dr Price's An engineer in one of the private Gov. Church has pardoned Rev. H. JLhzdbeth C. Alherton, Oveiland. Extracts, Vanilla, Lemon, etc, flavor delicioualy. and I went to bed to suffer. rooms, with crushed head and almost D. Schaeffer,the Baptist minister from TOBACCOS, That tooth ached for three days and PRICE BAKING POWDER CO., Chicago and St. Louis. senseless, ceased his low moans of pain How He Proposed. Mandan, who was convicted of assault three nights in spite of all remedies. and listened. He had been brought to with a dangerous weapon and PIPES.,"4 They were celebrating their silver During the day Mr. Bowser would remark: ihe hospital two da} before after falling sentenced to the Bismarck penitentiary dding and the friends were admiring down an elevator shaft and striking for six months. "Aches yet, does it? I believe you Cor. Minnesota and Centre as people always do other people on his head, sustaining an injury which, are pretending a great deal, so as to get C.H. CHADBOURN, C.H.ROS8, At Gary, Julius Lather was adjudgad upon examination, proved to be a compound en they are getting a lot of presents, streets. my smypathy. if vou'd get up and President. Cashier. insane, and taken to the Yankton fracture of the skull. A very ou have noticed, of course, bow peoile NEWULM, MINN. go around and throw off the idea that Cor. Minn, and Centre Stis. look at you when you show them skillful operation was performed by the asylum. He had been jilted by a your tooth ached the pain would all go Jno. Neuman, something somebody has given you. attending surgeons. His brains were young lady. away. Four-fifths of human aches They are surprised and they envy you. entuely lemoved and broken pieces of come from imagination." At Lisbon, A. H. LaugMin has sold NEWULM, MINN. They alwa} wonder, however, in the skull extracted, and the uninjured "But it does aehe so bad!" the Standing Rock farm he purchased themselves, what on earth anybody portions of the brain returned to their Dealer in collectionsan all business pertaining to banking "That is, .\ou imagine it does. I recently of C. B. Wisner for $17,000, 3DR.Y GOODS, Dould see you to give you anything place. Even the little 6-months-old promptly attended to. could go to bed. and imagine my leg was to AbeRundell, of Plymouth. Ranson so handsome, unless it is your husband. babe brought there with club feet, now Individual Responsibitiy, off, and I have no doubt that I should county for $20,000. Then they smile and wonder what he Hats, Caps, Notions, straightened with biace and bandage, suffer awful pains. Well, I can't do has been doing that his conscience ceased its waitings of pain and listened Minot is the county seat of Ward $500,000. anything for you. If you will let your Groceries* JProvision^t aeeds rest. But if you'll notice, you'll too. A little 3-year-old boy with a broken county. imagination run away with your sense Crockery and Glassware, Snd that people who get many presents leg, who had been moaning all Eagle MiU Oo. I can't help it." A cyclone thirty rods in diameter have manv friends. You may have day and calling for Ins mother, hushed Green, Dried and Canned The ache hung on so long that I finally swept the country thirty miles north many fiiends and get precious few presents. his cries, and, clutching the bedclothes, went to the dentist and had the Fruits, etc, etc, of Jamestown, doing considerable Pi esents make friends friends lay with wide-open eyes the remainder tooth pulled. This was unbeknown to damage to crops and horses, and dropping Manufacturers of don't make presents. Marned. people of the night. In the woman's ward Mr. Bowser, and when he came home I will always take farm produce in exchange large hailstones. increase the circle of their friends with ROLLER FLOUR was a poor creature who had fallen that evening and found me singing to for goods, and pay the highest market price for alt svery anniversary of their wedding, from a fourth-story window, breaking The managers of the Deuel County the baby he laughed long and loud and kinds of paper rags. because the presents get handsomei* both legs, three ribs, and sustaining internal Agricultural society, at their annual added: BY THE and more expensive. You can woik injuries. The sound of the alarm In connection with my store I ha^e a flrst-clapi "Didn't I tell you so! No doubt you Gradual Seduction Boiler meeting at Gary decided to hold the this paradox out for yourself. I saloon furnished with a splendid billiard table and below partially aroused her from her had a little bit of toothache to start fair on Sept. 14, 15, and 16. haven't time. They were celebrating my customers will always find good liquors and lethargy, and she began calling for the withjust a little bitand imagination System. their silver wedding, and of course the cigars, and every forenoon a splendid lunch. At Fargo, the Knights of Labor little children who were playing on the did the rest. If I had gone to work couple weie \eiy happy end. very affectionate. floor of her tenement room when she have organized a co-operative company and called you my poor dear, stricken, All goods purchased of me will be delivered fell. Although everything was done NEW ULM. MINN. suffering darling you'd have had every with $5,000 capital to purchase any part of the city free of cost. "Yes," said the husband, "this is the for her at the hospital, the poor woman tooth jumping out of your head. It's the machinery of an old planing mill Minnesota Street, New trim. Minn Cheap Cash Store. only woman I ever loved. I shall died the next day. The old man mighty luckv for you that you married and conduct a sash, door and blind never forget the fust time I proposed was finally coaxed back to his room, a man with something besides sawdust Meat Market, factory. to her." and the door locked this time to prevent under his scalp." "How did you do it?" buist out a another escapade. G$0. jCf0f$, At Yankton, the Compressed Brick My revenge came sooner than could young man who had been squeezing a have been anticipated. It wasn't two and Saw Mill company have been M. EPPLE, Prop'r. pretty gul's hand in the corner. They weeks before Mr. Bowser awoke me sinking an artesian well, and at a "It is astonishing," said the lady, all laughed and he blushed, but the girl one night at midnight by exclaiming: MnrarEsoTA ST. NEW ULM,MINN, depth of 575 feet an immense flow ol "to witness what is accomplished in carried it off bravely. DEALER IN "Mrs. Bowser, are you dead, or have water, estimated at 1,000 gallons per difficult surgery at the hospitals, even 3fc"Well, I remember as well as if it DRY GOODS, you become stone-deaf?" in these days ot scientifne discoveries minute, was struck. The water will fire3" were yesterday. It was away back in "pHE undersigned desires to Inform the people ot "What is it, dear, burglars or NOTIONS, I New Ulm and vicinity that he hap re establishea and achievements. If I should tell onehalf be used to operate the company's machinery Maine. We had been out on a picnic, Burglars or fire be hanged! I've his meat market and is now preapared to watt HATS, CAPS, of what I saw and heard during and run the city electrict light and she and I got wandering alone. on his eld customers and friends with only tht been suffering with the toothache for GROCERIES, CROCKERY the three weeks of my stay I would best fresh and cured meats, sausages, lard and everytbing Don't you remember, my dear?" dynamo. Yankton has now a dozen the last three hours, and you've laid usually kept a first-class market The scarcely be believed. After almost cutting and OILS. The wife nodded and smiled. artesian wells, and this is the second highest market price will be paid for FAT CAT) there and snored away as if you didn't people to pieces and putting them TLE, HIDES, WOOL, ETC. "We sat on the trunk of an old tree. largest. The city well flows 1,500 care a cent whether I lived or died!" Also Musical Instruments together again, and keeping them in M. EPPLB. You haven't forgotten, .love, have "But what can I do? This is the gallons per minute. bed a couple of weeks they turn them and WHEELER & WILSON'S you?" NEW result of some carelessness of yours. out cured. And it is done so easily. Hans Clausen, alias Charles Rubert The wife nodded again. latest Improved Have you cracked any walnuts in your Meat Market. The simplest remedies possible and "She began wilting in the dust with Knutson, was arrested at Sioux SEWING MACHINES. teeth lately?" system and regular.ty in every detail the point of her parasol. You recall Falls for bigamy. He sat up in bed and held his jaw are strictly observed. The service is it} sweet, don't you?" ill Goods Sold at Bottom Prices. and glared at me so fiercely that I was Thirteen women hold the office ol JOS. SCHNOBRICI, Prop'r., admirable. Only trained and experienced The wife nodded again. quite alarmed and went for the medicine and I county superintendent of schools in "Minnie,1 nurses, male and female, are "She wrote her name case. I gave him some peppermint employed, and then the conveniences said: 'Let me put the other name to Dakota: Miss Effie Benjamin, Clark New Ulm, Minn. essence on cotton then some oil MINN. and paraphernalia are so peifect The it.' And I took the parasol and wrote county Mrs. Belle Samson, Barnes of cloves on a rag then some camphor ambulance comes and goes, and brings my nameSmithafter it."" on the end of a tooth-pick. It was no county, Miss Cora M. Shober, Beadle A large supply of fresh meats, san. "How lovelv," bioke mxt a little patient after patient. It their injuries use. jage, hams, lard, etc., constantly on county Miss Alice J. Sanborn, Brule maid who was beaming in a suspicious are slight the wounds are dressed, and "I don't believe I shall live to see land. All orders from the country county Miss Susan Penny, Stanton way on a tall chap with a blonde they are sent away if serious, they are daylight!" he moaned as he fell out of jromptly attended to. county Mrs. E. G. Ames, Butte county mustache. immediately taken to the operatingroom, bed and began to dress. "And she took back the parasol and Mrs. H. J. Dpnnis, Fall River county and from thence to the wards. "Oh, yes, you wilL Are you sure CASH PAID FOR HIDES. wiote below it 'JSIO, I won't' And No questions are asked, no gossiping Mrs. A. H. Rose. Faukle county Mrs. your tooth aches?" we went home You remember it, is allowed, and one of the nurses said to He looked around after his revolver, H. Franks, La Moure county, Mrs. dailmg. I see "\ou do." me, when she thought I was too inquisitive: but I had slipped it under the bureau THE NE W EM* Obtained, and all I'A'llSl BLsM at Clara Rogeis, Lawrence county Mrs. Then he kissed her and the company 'We aie heie to woik and not "I had it, you know, or thought I tended to lor MOOrRA'ir 11 Lb Oi.r olhcc lb M. Cameron, McHenry county* Mrs. muimmed sentiroentxllv: "Wasn't it opposite the S Patent Olhoe an I wo pan ob to talk.' had, but I guess it was all imagination. 'San Frcmcisco Gkionicle. tarn Patents in lt*ss time Ihnn tliosi runote from E E. Nichols, Potter county, and Miss piett) CITY PLANING MILL "One day I noticed unusual excitement Mr. Bowser, just imagine you havn't WAbUlbGlON. '-ai l/O/)// Ji. I II /Afr or Clara Penebacker, Ransom county. PHOTO of invtntion WAS mUi'-c MV to iiti*ntnbility among the ordeilies, and my a tooth in your head," free of binue ind il AM III 1AG.L muse intoimed me sue would have to Capture of a Wha&e. "And you must imagine that YOU are UNI LSS I'AirW /S S/ 111 1) The board of regents let the contract For circuhir tuhice, tains and relercnces to leave me for a couple of hours charge au old buzzard waiting to pick my MANUFACTURES An extraordinary capture was made to erect the new college building at actual clientb in \ourowii Mate Count) lty or ot the nurse fioni the next waid. A bones!" he roared as he danced at -Skegness on Sunday. At about lowu, write to DOORS, WINDOW SASIT,/ Brookings to Fisher & Co. of Minneapolis, G^AySNOW&CO middle aged gentleman suffering from around. half-past 6 in the morning Mr. Storr, and purchased a quarter-section We tied a bag of hot ashes to his a cancer on his tongue had entered the Opposite Patent Office, Washington, (J manager of the steamboat compaiy, VENETIAN BLINDS, H. H. Beussmann faee, and we put on mustard, painkiller of land, which gives a farm o* hospital to be operated upon. The who was on the pier-head, saw a and almost everything else in the seriousness of the ca-e caused the flutter 2 40 acres. wh lie about half a mile east of the pier, MOULDINGS AND FRAME house, and none of us slept another of excitement among the nurses. and inside ot what is knowa as the The ten persons who attended the wink. When morning came the ache Dealer in The scent of ether was in the air, and Skegness middle bands. It could not Planing, turning and all murderer Neilson's funeral at Huron, was was no better, and I cooly observed: $teel ki\d I^or^ Wki^e we knew the new patient was being conveyed theietore escape witnoufc going due were very badly scared by the approach work with rib-saw promptly to the operating-ioora. Two hours north. It attempted to get eastward, "Well, of ourse you don't want to of a cyclone. It came directly in general also a special large stock past and he did not return. Another hour but was prevented by the sandbank, and neatly executed. keep the house upset any longer. You'd of Caipenters' Tools and Agricultural and the orderlies bore him to his room. toward the hou-e when all took to and then it turned back to 6eep water *-ys better go down and have it pulled." Implements. A complete stock of the The operation had been entirely successful. and made in the direction of the shore. their teams and started for safety, Rates reason- |j|f "W-what!" All work guaranteed, newest and best constructed Guns and Some of the teeth were extracted In doingithis the monster cacae in-contact leaving Neilson's corpse alone. They "Just run down and have the dentist able. Revolvers of the most approved patterns with the landing-stage at the pierhead, and the under jaw had to be returned when the cloud changed its draw it out. It will hurt awfully, of C. ZELLER, PropV. also ammunition and sportmen's stiuck one ot the iron (girders, sawed apart in sections and turned course -and disappeared. course, but you are a man and can goods of all descriptions. and shook: the pier considerably. It dowd over the neck, while about twothirds HE W BOODS I LOWEST PRICES! stand it!" In connection therewith is a complete A contract was let to A. E. Beal, here injured itself in the feody, .and ot the tongue and roots were removed -Til die firstl" Harness Shop, disabled enne of its fins, la addition Thomas Fortune and Nathaniel Skelton then the separated jaw was reunited, *\Oh, well, if you permit your imagination to this Mv.^&torr gave it a severe blow the head and face bandaged, of Bismark for shading that section W^MO -Me to make you believe that you Iwiy*tf? Luctfrs, on the head with a tow-hook. It was and two hours after he was sleeping under the management of Hermann of the Aberdeen, Bismark & have toothache don't blame me." now so seriously injured that there like a baby. Beusmann, who will take pleasure in Northwestern railway extending from I felt awfully sorry for him, for he was littlevQ-r no fear of its being able "The service in a first-class hosp tal. wditing upon aU customers in want of Napoleon, Logan county, to Bismark suffered dreadfully for the next two to escape. \Assistance was obtained, it seems to me, is the best medical and anything in thcTharness ci saddlery Dealer in^ &nd the steamboat landing, a distance days. Then he suddenly decided to and it wses ./driven toward tfee -shore, surgical skill that science can corn.mand. line. DRY GOODS, have the tooth pulled, and asked me in of fifty-seven miles. The work must pr and further ,injured by rifle-shots, of The great benevolence and Minn. 11st N. Strs. i New Ulm, Minn. a tone he tried to make careless: begin on or before June 10th. and be which five ior six were fired into its self-denial with which the physicans i^m GROCERIES/ "Mrs. Bowser, don't you want to go body. About ,10 o'clock it TO&s-sufiLciently completed by Oct. 1 next. -work in such institutions are to be admired. down to the dentist's with me?" disabled to permit of its pursuers I want to say to all that are NOTIONS, ETC. T!he following officers were elected *'Whv, does vour tooth still ache?" appraaclucg it with some degree afflicted that to be conveyed to a hospital ""Still ache! Great .Scotts, but it has a* Huron by the grand commandery, of safety, and ithey soon fastened a. Ting's 8Io*k,j4r is by no .eans to be convex ed to never let up for an instant!" Eimaghts Templar, of Dakota: Grand rope around its bail, bv means of which the grave."Assay York Mad and Express. OHLY TRUBk' "I am sorry yo-u were so careless. flEWTJLM, and the ai of the flowing tide .they commander, M. A. Brewer, of Fargo IRON Mnrar. Men ever knov how to take care of Size of-Star Clusters. got it ashore. jLife, however, did not deputy grand commander, Joseph A. their health. Can't be imagination, TJ*e absolute dimensions of a globular beeome extitaetiuntll some time aiter it Colein, of Huron grand generalissimo, can it?" star cluster have been studied by was safely Landed. It is supposed to A. Mejlette, of Watertown grand TONIC He gave me a loot of boiler-plated Mr.fcLE. Gore, erfthe Liverpool Astronomical ibe a Gieenlasad whale and is tartyseven captain general, E. F. Doty, of Rapid reproach, clapped on his hat and was Society. These elusters consist feet long. Its girth is eighteen off without another word. He returned City grand prelate, S. G. Updyke, of feet, the length af its mouth nine feet, of thousands of minute stars, possiblv in a couple of hoars, and I knew from and the breadtkof its tail ten feet feaur Brookings grand senior warden, L. moving about a common center of ncnlato general demeanor that he had been inches.St. JoaaesVGazette. gravity. One of *ue ,most remaricable A. Rose, of Fargo grand junior warden, ITS and BjEBTqHi^oHKjtlSSKdVIJQ: to the dentist, and that the aching -of these objects is thirteen Messier, QB. G- W- Burnside, of Sioux Falls, of YOUTH. Dnpepua,Wuit molar had come home in his pocket. of Appetite, TndtrttanJ.ack of' tfvhich Proctor thinks is about equal to grand treasurer, A. W. Howard, of Strength and Tiiad Feeling absolutely "Well, are you better?" I queried. .Grandma on RexvOftrn Ground. cored: Bone*, mosad.narfw .a first magnitude star. 5Tet Herschell Yankton grand recorder, Bruce M. receive new "Better of what?" estimated that it is made up of 14,000 force. EnUfea*the mind "Gals dn't g ^parkin' round sit ^"Whv, the toothache, of course."" Rowley, of Huron. The appointed __ andnppUeaBrainPower. stars. Assuming the .total mass as aur age when I was a, gal," said Suffering fnwn complalntagiocu. "Humph! Who's said anything about officers are R. G. Parmley. of Sioux liar to their eex willV findin DS. QgO TOVZ AV.HP|f equal to itwice the sun'-s, the average rw, w, Rirandma Threeseoue, severely "they my having the toothache? Mrs Falls, grand standard bearer D. M. ate, steady cute. Give*a clear, healthy complexion. diameter of each of these components Bowser, I don't want to believe that didn't k-now what a boy ,was till long AU attempts at counterfeiting only adds to itaj E-olmes, of Fargo, grand sword 'bearer must be 45.218 miles, and .each star in Uurity. Do not experimentget OKISHTAXIASD you drink, but your conduct for the after they was growc women." "Girls Br- .HAinws LIVER 4 Joseph House, of Bismark, grand this wonderful group may be separated lOore last two or three weeks has been rauUver Complaint and had Boazin the time o JJutfo, long be{XDS grandmother,"from the next by a distance of 9,000 warden A. L. Loomis, of Fargo, grand woatpptoDose twooentd an Dream postage.kBoo atrangevery strange!"Detroit Fret JlmaUod on of a in W you .were born, AF million miles.! THEDB. BARTER MEDICINE CO.. ST. LOtHS/Htt, captain of the guard. The next conclave Press. Sfc iid Edith, demurely, -"Burtitt was a S&l will be held at Aberdeen. H. Rudolphi, idder woman," said grandma, Postal Item. mraphantly, and then *he bent her Jusfi the Reverse. aad and peered over her spectacles, *Ts there anything for me said a "There is a certain looseness alout Long John Wentwortlv of Chicago, aitlag for seme one else to rush out sweet voice belonging to a charming that man's appearance that I .utterly perceiving the slight dependence which hd tackle her on Bible ground.Bur- "^MANTFAOTrRER OF & DEAtER tN young: |ady, whose pretty face appeared dislike." said a Xady to a gentleman as Soot and Shoes! is to be placed on one's fellow-citizens at the general delivery window ol fc they passed a man whose reputation to erect a monument to one's memory, the Postoffice. ^J? for sobriety was not the best is building a $32,000 shaft in a Give Us a Hard OneS-'^tt^ "Among his acquaintances," replied "Who is me asked the prosaieelerk Chicago cemetery to perpetuate bis Minn, 3d N. strs.. New Ulm, Minn 1 "Where is the color line to tie SODA the gentleman, "he is looked upon as "Fm Gladys Cuuimtng." memory, at his own expense. This is awn?" voeiferated a lecturer. Tha* a man whose reputation is just the reverse "28o doubt you're glad he's comingmost the only certain way for ofay man to A large assortment ot meriV ami i ipends a great deal on female fashns. of what you take to be." young ladies arehut what is you have a memorial shaft over his body. boys' boots and shoes, and ladies' aix' Some ladies draw it at the lips, name "Is he not considered loose and frivolous?" children's shoes constantly kept on Gen. John EL Wool left $60,000 lot hers at the cheeks, white many stop "My name? sir, is Gladys gumming/' hand. Custom work and repkhing bis monument, aad it was promptly the hair because they can't go any Best in the War! "Not at all. He is tight all the IliOhV yes^ certainly. Be? pardon." ^mtm-s^Jk promptly attended to. erected, j^gg^, nigherJDetroit, Free Pretax time."-Carl Pretzel's Weelflfr Qoodal?* Sun.