than before. "They are in want of How Queen Victoria Appears TBIOLETS. The woman said it in good faith, postal records. There are, of course, Post Office Oddities. workmen on the new city hall. I'll Wnen on Dress Parade. wrapping Freddy in soft flannels and a legion of funny-sounding names besides, Special Corr. of the N. Y. Commercial Advertiser. take my hammerit will give as ft be should ask a little kiaa,, administering a quieting potion. She derived from foreign languages London Lettter it New Orleans Picayune. Oh, I should be so chary bread." had been watching the movements of and the aboriginal vocabulary but As we looked down this wonderful Imitation is the sincerest flattery, For it would waken such sweet oils* She ought to have been contentedought the people ever sincethey came to live these are to be regarded as legitimate, valley from our point ot vantage there If be nil .ulii ask a little kiss, and probably the best test of thepopularity to have thought with pride of in the house. aud are, therefore, not mentioned T?bat 1 -i.iould never wish to miss came slowly along towards us a little of anybody or anything in this the man who wou'd thus brave the "My baby will get well, won't he?" here. The is!i preliminary, group consisting of ten or twelve gentlemen country is to be found within the covers world's opinion. He went out in the was said pleadingly, and the poor Si he ul ask a little kiss, The question may arise, in what and two ladies walking in this early morning and came home late at of the Po8tal'Guide. This useful Oh. fi -.'uould be so chary' thing sobbed again a3 if her heart manner and by whom is a new postoffice wise: in the center was a low-si/ed, night, his handsome face glowing with compilation contains the names of all would break. named? The department officials stout, red-faced old lady, apparently 3FI hci-Sidiild dare to squeeze my hand, love. But the very thought that her the postoffices in the United States, "Yes, indeed." answer this by saying that as a Or t- ifh iny little finger, sixty-odd years of age. This was husband was brought down to the besides much other edifying information. "And you will stay with me through rule the name is determined by the 2N 'i picketocould withstand, Queen Victoria. She wore a black silk dare squeeze my hand, level of a common laborer hurt her. 3Ef the night?" forgetting that she was Need it be said "Washington" people among whom the office is to be dress made short enough to escape the Sister Belle had said that her tastes 'jfei.-t .nice to warn my heart unmanned one of "those people." established. They confer together, heads the list of postoffices? Ergo, floor. The skirt was full, the front being were luxurious, and she wanted a i 11 (i that fain would linger, "I'd stay with you a whole blessed formally or informally, and select a some twentieth century New Zealander covered with six or eight vandyked 21 1- -iliotild dare to kiss my hand, pretty home now and fine apparel for week," replied true-hearted Mrs. Wilson, name, unless the community may have will remark: "Washington must O/ touch my little finger. flounces. The back of the skirt herself and baby. The people of the "if I could make you worthy of been already christened before getting have been a popular individu- hung full and plain. Over this was world in which she had lived had never your husband." muld ever come to woo, a postoffice. Then they send the al." So, also, Lincoln, Franklin, worn a simple little black cloth dolman to count their money to know if they ohon Id to wed beseech me, "Tell me what I shall do and I'll do A name on to Washington, together with wrap. A close, large, black Jefferson, Hamilton, and various could buy a new dress. She had never mid a happy maiden do, it willingly and without complaining." li their petition for the office, and the bonnet, from which hung a short, other worthies in good repute with lould nver come to woo, I I 1H had to make the best of circumstances, All through the long night, while department seldom, if ever, refuses to And it he his vows with great ado? black round net, or grenadine veil, their countrymen, are immortalized and why should she now? Freddy lay between life and death, accept their suggestion, as may be O rjm Cupid teach me! was on her head. Her face was rosy The little privations she endured worried in the names and styles of countless Mrs. Wilson worked over him bravely inferred from a perusal of the forgoing 31 lu -iiotild ever come to woo, to the point of redness, her hair very her, and in a little while the sweettempered cities, villages and backwoods clearings and told the girl-mother chapters in list. Audbiiould to wed beseech me! gray and brushed simply behind her woman became moody and her own life experiences. There were all over the country. Transient Earl Marble in the Current. ears the cheeks were not red all over, down-hearted. passages over which Stella wept bitterly, celebrities are honored in this way 1 but a sort of mottled red and white. "Stella is homesick," the husband The Human Voice. and when morning dawned, quite as surely, though perhaps not A POOR MAK'S WIFE. Once she smiled as some gentleman of would say "the care of the baby is eiving back the child from danger, in as frequently, as the immortal ones British Medical Journal. the party was ptesented to her, in too much for her. I must make some place of the fickle, unreasonable woman, who were not born to die. Thus there It has long been known that the inhalations choice is made at last, Sister clined her head toward him in a gracious money," and his hammer rang with redoubled there was one ready to meet has been lately an influx of Lamonts, of various volatile substances but autocratic sort of way, and energy but Stella continued life's work with firm purpose and "Belli- Now I am ready for blame or is capable of producing certain Mannings. ClevelandsandFolsoms into to sulk. exposed all her teeth as she smiled, strong heart. jprai fiom others but I want your ap- modifications in the human voice, the files of the Postoffice Department "How can you expect me to live they were very white, and so even and She tidied up each apartment, and and of late years attempts more or and if the officers should receive prcn.il." among such surroundings?" was her perfect as to look suspiciously false. instead of going about in a dowdy less legitimate in their application to-day notifications that postoffices appeal, when he begged her to cheer up. The- elder sister looked at a couple wrapper put on a fresh dres3, arranged have been made to give this knowledge "It is cruel in you, I want to go home had been named after Mr. "Editor" her hair becomingly, and letters lying on the writingbefore a practical form. An interesting to my own friends." The queen carried a gold-handled Cutting, or the boy who jumped changed the pucker about her mouth which the speaker sat, her The warm glow came to his face, series of experiments bearing on this ebony walking stick, and made good for her own rosy lips. from the Brooklyn bridge, or the man cc Ji .iy eyes softening a little as she and he drew her tenderly toward him subject have lately been made before use of it. leaning on it as she stopped "You're a pretty little thing," Mrs. who went through the whirlpool in a without a word, but there was a look i to look in the cases.ortotalk, with her the Sofiete Medicale du Pantheon by Wilson told her when she had fastened barrel, they would probably manifest piteous to see in his handsome eyes. elbow akimbow, in a comfortable fashion a knot of blue ribbon her hair. Dr. Sandras, in which by means of different 11 ou tell me which of the two you no surprise, remembering, as they Then came a day a little later when that did my heart good. She "See after baby now. I'll look m. inhalations, varying from one &i.a\ (hosen I can answer you." mus it did seem that matters had come to tfi walked rapidly along, moving in a every now-and then through the day I to twelve, he produced marked variations a check*prfird erience checkere past ,st i i ought to know without being a crisis. The city hall was finished th booming, ship-under-tull-sail sort ot and tonight I will come back to you. in the intensity, tone and timbre The list of peculiarly named postoffices and Clarence must look for something to' i Stella laughed. "Clarence, of Your husband will be here tomorrow fashion, an idea borne out by her ample of the voice. He could not only in this country is a long one, and new. Jennie, who had been Freddy's skirts and fat, dumpy body. morning. I confer upon the persons so treated ncludes some real inspirations of genius. nurse, had to go, and all the household Sir Philip Cunliff Owen, secretary of "Yes/' Stella replied, with a bright the peculiar voice of the confirmed I !e Lawson looked serious. The first office in the alphabetical cares fell upon Stella. They had the exhibition, walked on one side ot look in her eyes. "He'll be here by 10 inebriate, but what is category is named "A C," and "Sl?lU, I am sorry. Not that I moved about a great deal, hoping to her and a Lord Somebody or t'other o'clock." is situated in Sumner county, Tennessee. more to the point, he couldtemporarily find a place in which the fretful girl "ftear Clarence Henshaw any ill-will, After all, it was a long time to wait, on the other. They did not walk up Indiana has an office named "B," at any rateremove it when wife would be contented. she thought. She was so impatient to bat, child, you are not fit to be a poor alongside of her in an equal sort of Colorado one named "0 Z," Mississippi present. The notes produced by the "These people are all alike, you tell himand ehe would kiss him as way, but off about four leet from her, man's wife. Remember you a.re proud one nampd "P K," Maryland same larnyx were made of high or low know, and I may as well be in one many times as he wished. prancing sideways toward her with one named "T B," Tennessee one and have been reared in ease and comfort. pitch at will and the range of the place as another," was her reply to "Yes, indeed!" she exclaimed, joyful-' their bodies, their hats in their hands, named "Y Z," and "0 K" is found in Follow my advice and marry voice could be notably increased, while Clarence when he suggested that they ly, bending over Freddy's cot, "we'll and their backs constantly curving as each of the three states of Kentucky, move. harshness or sweetness could be made Henry Lakeman." kiss papa a hundred thousand times, I they eourtesied and bowed in a fash Mississippi and South Carolina, as if It was unwomanly in her to say to alternate. The substances employed won't we dear?" ion that recalled one's ideas of the Stella shook her head. the names had all given out these this, she knew, and she thought to for this are not new it is only their "1 do wish Clarence would come," days of Queen Elizabeth. localities and the inhabitants had "No, Belle I wouldn't marry Henry run after her husband and beg his application which may be said to be she kept saying next morning. "What, Behind the queen came the Princess he was a hundred times been forced to come down to mere initials. ir Xakeman forgiveness, but just then Fredd}' detains him?" she continued, when the movel. Tar-water, alcohol, ether Beatrice, and her husband, Prince In like maimer both Maine caught her by the dress, causing her richer than he is." clock was on the stroke of 12. "What and various es&ential oils constitute Henry. He is a tall, rather nice-looking and Tennessee have offices called to spill the water she was pouring ifand her heart lay like lead in her the "battery" lor inhalation purposes. man, with brown hair and mustache, She slipped a picture into its envelope "Number One," and New York has a into the kettle, which only increased bosom as she recalled the look she The most curious part of the experiments and dressed in a dark frock "Number Four." After a long view. her vexation. last saw on his face"what if he never is the accuracy with which certain coat and trousers. The princess had The "You Bet" postoffice ot California, "It is a lovely place," she sighed, "You cross little thing!" she exclaimed, comes back," she murmured, going on a blue foulard that probably well-defined effects are said to be has won a world-wide fame, but impatiently. "Take that!" into her own room. "Mrs. Wilson," **and I would like to live there." cost 50 cents a yard. It was covered PopCornnt obtained. Thus, a certain number of Axe^Arkansass a there areddozens of title in the u-^lis laying her hand heavily on the little a The sister was watching, and, stoopfng, she called, "where is my husband?" i*i,t.,uin, ~JA mu with white polka dots, and the Mlc Ba inhalations of one kind will diminish Thus A i bare shoulders. Then she sat down a kissed the smooth, white brow, In an instant the dear, good soul 7 i long draped ovei'dress was edged with the compass by so many notes, while and fell into hysterical weeping. S,a was beside her, resting a hand tender-! wttnVfc'nesaid: that wnitelaceknown as "vai anti- another will confer an additional Tennessee a Bald Hornet, a Blizzard, Freddy, with the prints of her fingers "Don't be too hasty, Stella. If you ly on the aching head. True-hearted que." Her bonnet was a little Frenchy a Gilt Edge, a Mammy, a Mouse Tail, eight or ten, some even limit the range still on his neck, tried to climb into covet this pretty home of Henry Lakeam.au'a, woman' She shrank from saying it affair of white lace and dark-blue velvet, a Peeled Chestnut and a Rip Shin, and to five and six notes. By combining her lap, but she pushed him away accept it." had been a dreadful night on the and the waist of her dress had a Kentucky a Rabbit Hash, a Gimlet, a a selection of the agents, accurately "roughly. "But I lovemClarence. I prefer a sound, and that a steamer had collided Jamboree, a Marrowbone, a Black t-haped arrangements of white lace a with hi to a mansion with "Don't do anything you'll be sorry graduated results may, we are told, f, co with the New York boat. "Her let into it, front and back. She did Bone and a Cut Sfiin. Then we notice for, Stella," her husband said, coming be obtained at will. There is Jtlemy." husband traveled by boat," had been not walk up alongside of her mother Bumble Bee and Big Bug, Arizona into the loom just then. ample scope for research in this JVli^ Lawson turned to the window her conclusion. Vinville, Mississippi, Ball Ground, Jug a daughterly sort of way, but came "I thought you'd gone to town," direction and any really reliable with a ^ouy look. Some sweet dream Stella caught at her arm, the sound m, n- on behind her majesty, and politely a SPSfr%SS she replied, sharply. "0, dear! If I information on the subject will o her childhood was in her memory, of her void answenng Freddy, aud Mud, SSSJSl? waited until the queen had examined Samm and Left Hand, West had taken good advice I would not Tperhaps, but she held it worse than with a cry she fell. Poor, tired, inexperienced not only insure professional honors each jase before she ventured to look Virginia Pump, Shoe Heel,u Jug Town wj have married a poor man." folly to indulge in regrets. Love, in wife and mother! Was but also professional success to herself. The princess is plump, very and Hog Back Valley, North Carolina "You are not yourself this morning, Iter estimation, was no balance in the the ordeal so ordered? With the help the fortunate discoverer. An infirmity unlike a princess in her manner, and Stella," and his eyes were full of unshed scale for wealth. of voice, whether congenital or acquired, of a neighbor Mrs. Wilson laid her ol I ^^^^^STS^ not handsome. She has not the extreme, tear3, as he saw the red marks "Stella," she continued, very gravely, the bed. is scarcely less distressing Ea,sNorth almost ultra-graciousness of i Carolina and Kentucky each on the baby's neck. "I have acted the part of a mother "Run for the doctor," she said to than one affecting the anatomical demeanor to the public that characterizes a postoffice with the rather preemptory "Do you think I can endure everything?" 'for many years my wish has ever been Miss Williams. WThynot, and Arkansas disposition of the limbs, and would her sister-in-law, the Princess ot tifcle of she cried spitefully. h.8bt you form a wealthy marriage. I "But you don't know certainly be subjected to treatment Wales. and Nebraska afe equally emphati "You are nervous and tired, dear. know you love luxury, you enjoy display, "I do," 3he interrupted. "Mrs. with the same eagerness. We are only When the queen got to the end ic with a Stop. There is a Wideawake Come here," and he put out his and I am not baying too much Henshaw will have a run of nervous waiting for other and trustworthy of the galleries nearest us in both Kentucky and South Carolina, hands to clasp her, but she turned *%vhen I fever and whether her husband is tidd that you worship beautiful details on this interesting question to she came a few feet forward a Cyclone in Texas, Indiana. Missouri away from him and left the room. a narel Henry Lakeman can dead or alive, I can't say." and Pennsylvania, an Enigma in in the open space beyond the exhibits suggest that facilities be offered the Something wet fell on the biiby's jgiveyon all of these. Clarence Henasha When Stella opened her eyes again i Georgia and Tennessee, a Rough and so that the hundreds collected might various categories of people to whom head, and he pressed him closely to v. cannot. As his wife you will be it was nearly night. She knew no one Ready in Pennsylvania and California, have a good view of her, and then, we are indebted for the wonderful variety his bosom as he caught the sound of StiIiiit-1 to all manner of privations about the bed, but talked to Clarence a Jingo in Kansas and Tennessee, without looking at them or without her sobbing. of street cries, which, if curious, &t fits and Freddy and sister Belle. She was t'd to live in a common way, a Joe in Kentucky and Tennessee, any demonstration on their part she are not always harmonious. The eu.tt and economize and manage the going to help h^r husband now. She "I have heard of something new this a Jumbo in Alabama, Ohio and W%st slowly turned and like the King of costermongers suffering from "diphtheria ih-i-t vou can. How long will that suit *j&> could earn monej- by teaching music morning, Stella, and I'm going to Virginia, a Keno in Mississippi, Ohio France, went back again. I observed ax \i i ot your tastes? Think well of it.New clericorum" and "the itinerant or painting, "or might have a few York by the next train." and Texas, a Greenback in Arkansas, the crowds of her subjects gathered -l,i let you have your own choice pupils in dancing," she added. "But Carolin a and Tennessee, and a dealer in castoS garments who is not, "You are always hearing of something about, and there was not an atom of Norfc din i djard to this marriage." forgive me for striking and her alas! afflicted with aphonia might new," was her quick reply "but Gum in Louisiana, South Carolina enthusiasm, only the mo^t searching, 6 "My mind is made up, my dear what does it amount to?" fairly be experimented upon pro bono arms were put up as if to clasp something, and Texas. and grave and sombre curiosity, and 33e".e, Stella responded. "I am hoping for something better, when she dozed again. publico. when she had gone away a quiet turning Names involving some sentiment or S\re Look up the view, slipping a letfar and think I've found it now." Late that evening Claranco came in i emotion are not uncommon. Thus we away, as if that were all. I talked into its envelope as she spoke. He rocked Freddy to sleep, put him sight of home. Contrary to Mrs. Wilson's run across Good Luck and Adieu in the other day with an intelligent "If I favored his suit I was to keep into his crib, then went to the'door of conjecture, he came by a different ^-^aa I Texas Sweet Lips, Defeated, Regret middle-class gentleman on this question Jtt,aLtx Belle," she continued,touching An Advent are in a Railway Carriage. his wife's room. route. He had thought to telegraph, and Difficult, in Tennessee Good Night, of the royal family. He said"When iLhe l+e of the wrapper to her rosy but "Stella won't worry," he "Are you going to kiss me good-bye, in Missouri Troublesome, in Colorado, the queen dies we will have the lips, and sealing it with a heavy slap said, "if I am late." The light faded Stella?" he asked. "I may be gone a Kansas and Kentucky Tombstone Mrs. Hooper's Paris Letter to the Telegraph. Prince of Wales for King but after ot tin* hand. "I do not, you see. I from his eyes and his face turned day or two." and Total wreck, Arizona Alone, him there will be no more kings nor won't be sorry," murmured she, turning ghastly white when he looked into the "No," she replied coldly "you'll be i iland Kentucky KeeHall, Tryst, in Mary- I lately heard of an adventure that Queens for old England. We are on the envelope to look at its super-iScrijtio* rooms. back soon enough." Bachelor' in Virginia, and 1 happened to two English ladies who the eve of a great revolution that will "But I might never return, "Both gone?" he groaned, walking you I Bachelor's Retreat, in South Carolina were on their way to Paris from London. come quietly and order, and surprise our happiness is within your own know." from the bed to the couch. I Dismal, in North Carolina Last They took the night train from no one." grasp, Stella. You'll recall my words "See if you are not back in a "No, no," Mrs Wilson said comfortingly. day Chance, in Iowa Embarrass, in WisI Boulogue, and found themselves alone eomt* day," and with a stately gait or two with the same old story.' "Baby's better, and your wife consin Free Will, Finjs,Kansas in Possible, in the compartment. They speedily A Whole Band. JB lie Lawson left her. Clarence turned quickly and left in Tennessee in Texas No will come out of this. All she needs, 1 dropped asleep but before long one of Stella ran lightly up the stairs to her. She heard him cross the room, is good nursing, and that sh will An Italian in New York is a whole Intervention, In Virginia, and Matrimony, them was aroused by a peculiar grating own room and touched the. bell in and knew he bent over Freddy's crib have," turning aside her head and band in himself. This is the way the in North Carolina. or boring sound that seemed to %j,u .it haste. and kissed the little sleeper again drying her eyes with the corner of her Tribune describes the novelty: His Musical presences crop out occasionally. come from underneath the seat opposite You will oblige me by mailing this and again. apron. head is adorned with a sort of compound California has a postoffice her. Fancying that it was --Hi once," she said to the servant who "He'll come back before he's really What could we do if such as she helmet, composed of three stories, called Jenny Lind. and Louisiana one ffM-wered her call, handing him this caused by some trifling derangement gone," whispered she to herself, going were not stationed all along the walks around the edge of which are little named after Chopin,while three states, \\j.n envelope, "and," she said, smiling of the car wheel on the axle, she toward the door, but a turn in the in life? bells which sound whenever the wearer Kansas, Minnesota and Nevada, do t-r-.A blushing, "be careful of this," at first paid no attention to it, but as street hid him from sight. He had It was painful to listen to the wild nods or jerks his head. Strapped honor to Verdi. In Noith Carolina writ ting another letter into his hand. the noise persisted and at last grew gone, without bidding her good-bye. talk. "If I might endure it," Clarence there is an Old Hundred, and in Iowa to his back is a drum through which A\Q it with no one but the person louder, she resolved to investigate its "Well, we've been married lone said so many times. When at last a Shoo Fly. The animal and vegetable passes a strap which is fastened at the tf-o whom it is addressed." cause. Lifting up the heavy cloth enough to be done with such nonsense," Stella awoke from the horrible dreams kingdoms iatore ar leviePumpkin,r upon fo some lower end to the heel of the musician, "Tbeie'll be no mistake, miss." she said, by way of consolation, yet flap that hangs in front of each &eat and Geo her husband was bending over her. singularA ll titles. Thus we see the of- ualt eia: Pancake. Texas Por Vine. Call the other end connects with a pair of il -hat night a perfumed note lay there was a terrible pain in her heart. in a Frence car, she saw with amazement "Clarence," she said verey softly patea V? fices drum sticks which are inside the drum. first- "Clarence_" shn reneated nut- i renee Henshaw's pillow, and he, She sat still till Freddy awoke, then O 8 and alarm that some one in the _ence 7.__'L Vr^ gia Pancake, Texas Port Wine, California &oo\ 'i fellow, was transported to the On top of the drum is a pair of cymbals with a cry of anguish she ran across tin he arms around his neck, "if next car was boring a group of holes Peanut, North Carolina and i|ue heaven of delight. the hall to the nearest neighbor with connecting through the side of the you'll forgive me for striking Freddy with a large auger in the partition under Tennessee Rat, Alabama Pig, Kentucky -'hi pe months later they Were mar- "Please come, Mrs. Wilson. My I'll kiss you 0 so many times!" drum with the machinery inside to the seat. She aroused her sister, Rattlesnake, Kansas.and Crab vtriuL They were a happy and hopeful baby is dyins." Foolish fellow! he cried like a baby. and they both shrieked for help as which the heel strap is fastened. The Apple, Ohio. Tennessee has a Chuckaluck, tpou pie. This life upon which they had Mrs. Wilson came, for though rough "Listen, Stella," he said, as soon loudly as possible* but without obtaining musician is further armed with an accordeon. and Texas a Muckymuck Mis- -fnleied was like a new and unexplored in manners she was kind in heart. as he could command his voice any response. Meanwhile the When he is in working order ?^l^^J^ ^Jll f?^T&^7 ountry but Clarence meant to "He is in a fit," she said, the moment "Listen! I did get the situation and work went on, and the entrance of the the accordeon gives forth sounds Up Latin is called into play by the -work hard and felt little or no doubt she saw the child. "Bring me you can have everything that you workman into the car appeared to be more or less musical, the bells begin, a citizens of Quid Nunc, Alabama, and a regard to their future. He had been some water and help get of! his want," touching his lips to cheek and the question of a very short space of tintinnabulation, the strap sets of! Vox Populi, Texas. Ohio has a postoffice fb head bookkeeper for many years clothes." forehead, "and you are going to have time. But fortunately for the ladies drum beats, the cymbals clash togetherand with the attractive name of and had the promise of something bet^fcec Stella obeyed. such a pretty house in Brooklyn." the train stopped at a station before Sodom. We look in vain forPodunk, the small boys rapidly gather yet the coming season. They rent*ed "Hold him so, till I run home and "All I want is your love," clasping the unknown had effected his purpose, but Michigan has a Hodunk, and and the pennies for soup and macaroni a house in the pleasant part of the get some medicine," she said, putting him close, "and that Freddy get well. and they fled precipitately to take among the queer miscellaneous names ziby, kept a servant and Stella wore begin to flow in. him in the bath. "Such women as you I'm ready to be a poor man's wife!" refuge in another compartment. Unfortunately of offices are All Healing and Black fch handsome clothes .which had been ain't fit to be mothers," she continued, they could neithei of them Jack, North Carolina Odd and Soonover, .provided at the time other marriage. returning with her hands full of bottles. Oriental Customs. The Apple Crop. speak French, so they were unable to Indiana Sleepy Eye and Pickwick But towards the end of the first year Minnesota Slipup, Tub,Shinbone explain to the conductor the cause of "Fresh acquisitions for the seraglio The New York Commercial Bulletin their wedded life his firm was said "I have so many trials to bear," and Thirty-Nine, Alabama Snapfinger, their sudden change of car3, and it of the shah of Persia arrive frequently, says in the apple regions of New York *$o be under heavy liabilities, and the moaned Stella. Hat, Ty Ty and Hard Cash, Georgia at times in batches," says a writer in was not till they arrived at Paris that ftniu\ersar of their marriage found the prospects of a crop this season "Nonsense," replied Mrs. Wilson. Sober, Tub, Congruity, Panic and the St. James's Gazette. "The mode they found an official who could speak the house bankrupt and Clarence out are reported as poorer than for twenty "You have a pretty home if it was Walkchalk, Pennsylvania Wakeup of getting rid of those who have ceased pi situation. They moved out of English and to whom they told their years. The best apple counties put in order." and Yoto, Ohio Wayback, Concrete, Jfcheu- house and took a cheaper place to please is simple and yet ingenious. tale. On investigation the hole was Orleans, Monroe, Wayne, Niagara and "I am used to a better." Ditto and J. Bob, Texas Jim Wood, Jin another part of the city. By this There is no sewing up in sacks, no found, having been made sufficiently Wyomingpromise scarcely 50 per "Young people can't begin where old Quod and Rightangle, Kentucky Quiz, iime their funds began to run low, and casting from towers, no bowstiing, large to admit of the passage of a fullgrown W ones left off. They must make their cent, of the average yield. Manytowns Tut and Bet, Tennessee another Stella wanted something new for her no poisoning. Some provincial general person from one car to another, own homes." in this section which usually* Bet in Montana Sopchoppy, wardrobe is informed that he will be favored but naturally the individual who constructed "I never understood it so. My sister ship large quantities will have few or Florida Chromo, Tin Cup, Greenhorn with a wife from the royal harem. it made his escape. Had "I shall find something by-and-by," advised me never to marry a poor none for export this year. In NewEngland, and Scissors, Colorado Well To refuse is impossible the disguised dfehe husband said bravely. those ladies fallen into a heavy sleep, man." although this is the applebearing Water, Overalls and Hardware, Virginia lady arrives, and is placed at the head Ifc was at this trying time that a lit*Ve as often happens to persons who "And so you keep finding fault and year, and there is a large yield Highun, Cigarville and Painted of her new husband's household. She speck of humanity was put into travel by night, what would have been complaining when your husband is of fall fruit, reports indicate but about Post, New York Peculiar, Braggadocio usually insists on his immediately _.* arms, and its feeble cry told trying in everyway to make an honest their fate!" 70 per cent, of the usual even-year and Hy, Missouri Humpback, Nebraska divorcing his other wives, and in any responsibility of mother- living. It is 'a wonder you haven't Ragtown, Nevada Nine Times crop. Connecticut has but half a crop case treats them as inferiors. One of driven him to drink long ago." and Due West, South Carolina, and and Massachusetts but 80 per cent, of Myi alive," Clar- "But my husband is a good man," my Persian friends was Gen. Recklesstown, New Jersey. The reports There are 365 colleges in the United a crop. A large crop is reported from wife and replied Stella, warmly, resenting the Khan. He becamethe recipient of one that certain offices have been States. Nova Scotia. Penneylvania has 85 the dogs, last part of the speech. of these royal favors. She led him a named after characters in the "Mika- oering now per cent, of a full apple crop, and there 1 "He has shown himself to be a good sad lite,vand he never alluded to her is a good yield in Ohio, but the man." io," such as Yum-Yum. Nan-ki-Po.l Yellow water lilies grow in abund- was greater but (in a whisper) as 'the old camel.'" outlook farther -west is discouraging. rtc, and not substantiated by the^ancenear Peoria, 111. :J tedw-' Jr?