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A ^1 brother. Hfc \vas a great deal worse, rFKED. TRACY'S EYE OPENER. REST AWHILE. and she was det rmined, come what' the discomfited patriach angrily shook and seize your ugly old craft Rightly, HSU* would, she, would not leave him until, his fist at the low man. too. for trying to bamboozle all these icago Mail. he was easier. He grew more comfortable, firi And while Noah and his sons were ignorant animals and gull them off on I -will be still to-day and rest,* if and when she got ready to start "I hate 'emi" I will be still and let life drift debating how this difficulty should be a traveling show." I am so tired tbat it is best for home it rained hard. So she bor-' settled, the attention of Elf was caught "Father, let us be gone," again "Singular!" Neither my bauds nor eyes to lift. rowed her sister's waterproof and hurried by the lamentations of four kittens, pleaded Ham. "See, the wicked have "I don't think it is singular." I ara so tiredit i- no use, off. Now, what do you think?" r^* piteously meowing to accompany- the stirred the remaining animals to rage My will cannot my need obey _, Fred. Tracy lit his cigar over again, depart-ng parents. The mother softly O Care, I ask a fewhours' trace, "That I was a brute, and I'll make and some are tampering with the gangplank." I pra\ thee let me rest to-day. nd resumed his favorite incumbent bewailed the ultimatum of Noah, which it up this very day." The brothers echoed Ham's peremptorily declared that only two of Evening SceneParlor in the house prayer. Noah glanced uneasily up the attitude. His friend Haaacy Blake And so, shut up in restful gloom, a kind should embark. Eli, who had of Osmond. Sue Osmond in the library valley-path, where a man was seen rapidly I let my hands uiop listlessly *LTi kept on whittling, now and then casting been eyeing the line while Noah was alone. Fred, Tracy is announced. approaching. "Well, be it as you Within my dim and silent room wonderful glances at fckis hardened I would"not move, or bear, oi bee, tr\ing to escape from his'predicament, say," he answered, gloomily. "Cast Oblivion dropped on me her balm, woman hater. After a moment's silence now quickly slid down from the stump over the gang-plank." "Good evening, Mr. Tracy," and I fell on slumber deep and sweet, on which he had been sitting and appioaching Sue extends a very steady hand to Harry remarked: When the deserted animals on shore, And when I woke was strong and calm, the disconsolate family made her visitor. And full of rest from head to feet. the mastodon, unicorn and others '"How any man can 'dislike women -T HE signs tbat he would assist them. A "I have just heard to-day of your destined to perish from the face of the is more than interruptetell." I can So, toiler in life's weary ways, pair of opossums were sympathizingly BES TONIC. Fred., "you for- brother's death, MissOsmondand earth, saw these signs of departure, the Pity thvself, for thou must tire gazing upon the meowing group, and "Bah!', and" roaring, snorting, bellowing and howling Both bod mind and heart have days Thi meditin*, combining Iron with par* going up to them Eli made signs that The can not answer their desire. vegetable to&ics, quickly and completely Fred Trcy was never known to were tremendous, and it was fully got tjiat I had a stepmother and" the kittens should be admitted into the Birds mall seasons do not sing, Cares DnMU 1 ndlKetloa, Wcmkani* stammer, but now the English language echoed from the inside of the ark as "Was jilted?" Inpare BIM4, AbOaxia,CUllaaa Flowers have their time to bloom and fall pouch of the female and be smuggled failed Ikim. the crowded animals began to feel the mmA Neuralgia. There is not any living thing "']$, sir!"this with emphasis"no aboard. The kittens had hardly been It an linMillny remedy tot Ptoeaies of th& novel motion of their refuge. The dissolute "Will had been ill for several Can answer to a ceaseless call. Klaacyn Liver. placed in concealment when the long 'woman ever jilted me!" people shouted and hooted with months," was the calm answer. It is lQTalaable for Disease* peculiar te procession of animals began vmg Sometimes, tired head, seek slumber deep great clamor, but Noah and his sons, Women, and all who lead sedentary Irrea. "And to think," said Fred, almost "But what abut your engagement Tired hands, no bdrden try to lift once more. Noah and his sons having Itdoesnot injure the teeth, cause headsche,oe though very pale and much excited, sobbing, "that I should have been Tired heart, thy watch let others keep, ivittta Sue Osmoad? Something happened. produce constipationother Iron medtctna a*a. concluded that all questions relating to strove zealously to put a gulf between such a brute. I found out all about Pity thjself and let life drift. It enriches and purlfes the blood, stimulate Whose ifeult was ityours or the sex of birds should be referred to the appetite, aids the assimilation of food, relieves A few hours rest perchance may bring themselves and the wicked. it to-day! I wonder if you can ever Heartburn and Belching, and .tiengUr the eagle, and that arbitrator having Relief from weariness and pam Jhers?" forgive me?" "Over she goes, boys!" cried Noah, ens the muscles and nerves. And thou from listless langours spring, perched upon the gunwale, the embarkation For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, LaCicS" seizing the tiller, while his crew of sons "If you waisffc to know. I'll tell you, "Certainly," replied Sue "I forgave And gladly lift thy work again proceeded. Energy. Ac, it has no equal labored at the gang-plank. As the ark you a lon time ago." genuine has above trade mark an*- and leave yo& to judge whose fault it "Twig the canines, Noah," yelled swung clear of the shore, Noah wiped "Angel!" whispered Fred, "How NOAH'S ARK. crossed red lines on 'rrapper. Talo ro other. 'was. That girl ran away with every Eli. "Tho dogs are full of fleas better his despondent brow and muttered. can I ever be thankful enough?" haeesVar CSSISK IL CC., Ri--?on,xn 'bit of sense I had for a brief periodonly TUTT'S pitch them overboard than save "Blank the flood, anyhow I'll stay behind The hands he tried to seize were After much tribulation, Noah and such a lot of vermin." a brief period. I woke up one next time and drown."'San withdrawn as she replied: Francisco Examiner. "By remembering, Mr. Tracy, that his sons succeeded in completing the "Great Scott! and I was only to take night to a realization of what a fool I no woman worth having *will endure two of a kind! Why didn't somebody ark to their satisfaction, and, having had been' O course every fellow who PILL the teigh and loity treatment you attempted tell me about those infernal fleas before The Stuff Brought Them. floated it, they brought it next the is engaged to a girl supposes he has with me' and that wherf it was too late. Now the whole human shore, adjusted the gang-plank and Colonel Phil. Janrey, the drummer won perfection I did there is true Jove there is true contidencef race will be pestered by fleas and I will for a great whisky house, has just returned fixed the time for all the chosen animals have to bear the blame. I wish I was "A very foolish thing to suppose, to from a trip to northern Arkansaw. to appear for embarkation. On dead." Then, choking with choler, he "Sue, deaT Sue, what do you mean? 25 YEARS IN USE, begin with." When asked concerning his experience returned to his labor. "Two monkeys, Why are you so cold?" the morning of the appointed day Noah "Pshaw'i You don't know what you and success, he said: "Nothing The Greatest Medical Triumph of the JL&J tally!" "Mr. Blake'" announced a servant. took his station at the head of the gangway are talking about. For about six worthy of the name of adventure "Good evening, Fred," said Harry "Hi!" howled Eli, that ain't fair SYMPTO MS O A with his long list ready for checking, weeks after our engagement everything occurred until the other day. I was cordially. you're making a family of it." TORPID LIVER. while his three sons prepared to was loveJy. She was pretty, fascinating driving along a mountain road, secure "And how's my little Sue?" Noah, in a paroxysm, threw style decidedly intelligent, and accomplished usher the animals to their proper quarters. in the belief that all was well, and "Very well, thank you," cried Suev at the head of his tormentor and shouted: lieeeef appetite, Bowels costive, Pais IJCV and I spared no pains to take doubtless would have remained in that lovingly. the head* with a dall cessation la Ik*- her everywhere she wanted to go. My condition had not a violent rain storm fcaek part. Pain ander the shoald*v "This, Mr. Tracy," she continued, "Ham! Ham! Come here, quick! "Now, this proposed voyage of felade Fnllaese after eating, with a disinclination team was kept pretty busy in those come up. 1 was not very well aquainted with a deep blush, "is my intended You are the biggest of your brothers, to exertieaef body erBBindSv Noah's had excited much talk among days, I can tell. She couldn't ride in a, with the country and was foolish ihusband." Irritability of temper, Lew spirits, witar Go over there and thrash that knave, the neighbors, and consequently many a feeling- o^lm-rlng- neglected me cat hired coach, and as for the cars or enough to drive down into a stream. 'VHow long has this been?" inquired Eli. Do anything to him: only get rid Weariness, Dizziness, Fluttering- a* the* stage,-why, bless your heart! I should wile and curious people came down to poorJFred. Almost instantly my horses were swept of him." Heart, Dots before the eres Headaclr** never have dreamed, in any emergency, ver the right eye, Restlessness, witia see the departure. Among them was a "About three months," replied off their feet They were washed "Father," replied Ham. "I dare do tful aren.ma, IIig Sil) colored Uri&e aJtfft of suggesting either." Blake, nonchalantly. around and lodged against a clump of worthless, ribald fellow, Eli by name, anything reasonable, but remember Eli CONSTIPATION. "Do you mean to tell me that Sue "And you allowed me to come willow trees, where we found just is the bad man of his tribe. He'd onlv a frequenter of inns and sinful places, TUTT'S PILI^S are especially adapt** Osmond is such a fool as that?" round here and make a fool of myself enough brace to keep the entire affair enjoy sousing me the river. But if to such rases, one dose effects sn at who made himself conspicuous as he "Shsmever said anything about the in this manner?" change of fee! inr as to astonish tliesafifercy* from sinking. I began to shout for you desire it I'll argue with him from sat on a stump and endeavored to chaff TheyIncrease the Appettte,and canse t&* WKk way she should go but don't you see "What manner? I was delighted help. I shouted until I was hoarse, the deck." body t Take on Fleih, thu* the systrm A the diligent Noah. nourished, and W tin ir Tonic action ra I made such an idol of her that I thabyou and my Sue were going to and then, drawing up my legs, I "ArgueI nothing, Ham," moanede the UieestiveOrarans.IC^cularStoaleaT-tr can doth arguing for th couldn't bear to feel for a moment make up and be good friends again." TUTTSUftc. producer! Price 4 I Wfurray DYL.VSC.Wr. "Think it' goingtorain,hey, Noah?" *4 Noah. waited for my wagon and team to be HAIR that sihe had stepped outside her o*m Before Harry had concluded his family. Take our brothers, there and swept away to destruction. The water he Shouted, glancing around at the special sphere." sentence Fred was gone. drive him away. Pummel him soundly. grew swifter and I saw that to get out (lowering sky. "Fiddlesticks!" The hall door shut with a bang, and GRAY HAIR or WHISKERS changed to Go, Ham." of the wagon would be certain death. "Certainly!" replied the great weatber GLD8ST BLACK by a single application "All right. Fall in love yourself, the lovers were alone. "Nay," answered the son "the Finally my loud cries, I was delighted this DTK. It imparts a natural color, a.t profit, briskly beginning work. "Two and iihen see! Well, this was oay Instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, wicked triumph ever in a fight wnich to see, attracted the notice of a number sent by express on receipt of fa.. lions, tally!" manner of treating her. One evening 'Stage Illusions. the righteous know little about. He of men. Office. 44 Murray St., Now Yorfe last winter I was returning from "Much?" queried his interrogator. would drown us all before the flood 'ion'don Saturday Review. the oSKice. It was about 7o'cloek, and and our work would come to naught PARKER'S "Biggest rams yet. Two bears, tally! "'Halloa,'said one fellow, 'what's iPerhaps the* best merit of a conjurer, it netssr rained harder since the deluge. Reason with him, my sire." HAIR BALSAM! the matter out there?' 'but I warned you long since. Don't 4,Reason be blowed," groaned Noah SLt was a cold, slippery, horrible js the ability to devise new illusions "I have been washed against these bother me now at the last minnit, I'm the popular favorite for dressing night, and Jim Hawkins and I walked and this merit Buatier de Kolta possesses "this is not a time to reason." the hair, Restoring thecaterI bushes and am likely to be drowned, busy. Two Guinea pigs, tally! Stop straight through the crowded boat high degree. His latest when gray,and preventing- Daa-J 1 In desperation, Noah called his other in a for God's sake, come out and held me.' druff. It cleanses the scalp,] crowding so, you beasts. There's lots and stood outside under the awning. sons, and a consultation was held. The stops the hair falling, and i "'We can't come out there. The trick is the vanishing of a lady. It de of time," and the good man motioned There wasn't but two or three there sure tc oleasc 50c. and $1. sues at Druggists. wicked people lining the shore, tiring water will wash us away.' the pressing animals back with besides us. I noticed a woman leaning airaost startling and effective illusion of the embarkation, now began to "'Yes, but don't you see that I am PARKER'S TONIC ibis style. against the opposite side of the which he-is -now performing nightly seek amusement by throwing stones about to drown?' "Want any help?" ventured Eli windrow. I saw that she kad on an among the animals and creating confusion at the Eden'Theater in Paris with so The Beat Cough Curt 70a can use 'I see all that, but life is worth "No-pe?" Two tigers, tally!" old waterproof cloak, ana the hood by teasing and starting fights more than money. We can't help you.' and the best known preventive of Consumption. great success that he has been compelled 'Til ship cheap." !was Irawn over her hat. Finally, after among the larger and fierce/ beast*. PARKER'S TONIC kept in a home is a sentinel to 'Haven't you got a boat?' "Lemme 'lone I'm busy. Two pan'thers to postpone his promised visit considerable squinting at thefigure keep sickness out. Used discreetly it keeps the A wanton man standing near a pair cf 'Yes, but it might turn over.' London/where he had intendedp- Ml blood pure and the Stomach, Liver and Kidneys tally!" jind aide face of the woman, Jim said, to1 'For God's sake, men, save me.' buffalo, who were quietly moving forward, in working order. Coughs and Colds vanish before 44 "Taking any passengers?" "ithjc nudge: it. It builds up the health. proceeding a pair of hippopotami, .pearing.at-the Egyptian Hall during 'Would like to do it, but the "No!" thundered the exasperated Don't you know win that is, If you suffer from Debility, Skin Eruption*. suddenly jabbed a stick into Cough, Asthma, Dyspepsia, Kidney. Urinary er uhe ,Autumn tour of Messrs. Maskelyne chances are against you.' freffl" -seer, but i mastering himself, continued Female Complaints, or any disorder of the Lungs, the hauuch of the nearest buffalo, and, "Til pay vouforit' in milder tones: "Two antelopes, and' Cooke. But, unfortunately, "How the mischief should I .kttiw?" Stomach, Bowels, Blood er Nerves, don't wait turning quickly, gazed unconcernedly 'Pay don't amount to nothinV til) you are sick in bed, but use PAKKIR'S Tone .tally!" asked. there'is no i copyright in the illusions down .the river. The buffalo wheeled to-day it will give you new life and vigor. 'I'll do anything for you if you'll "Better try and make a little that "Yov ought to, if anybody- Takea of a conjuror, and unscrupulous HISCOX CO* N. T. briskly on receiving the thrust, but no come out and save us.' way. You're going too much on live ood ko now." Soldby Druggists. Large saving buying $x sue. WJ imitators are already reproducing one appeared to be the offender but the Tffmled 'sorry, but we can't risk our lives I freight." "Jrasi then the boas, toadied the the semblance of his trick in two or tusk-bearing hippopotamus in the rear. that way.' "Two sheep,'tally! Can't you keep flock. 'Hooked, and as I.live -three music halls a night. Therefore Hardly had the buttalo faced to the still?" imploredithe prophet. 'But I tell you that I'll pay you for there -stood Sue Osmond, ny lady Buatier de ^olta, finding tbat front when the jab was repeated. This Td like to work my passage," persisted Aove. fihe drew the hood dtose over tihe was aboiut to be forestalled, feae time the animal bounced about in a '"That's all right, but you kain't the obnoxious man. (her f&oe, and while I was 'deciding' deputed Mr.' Charles Bertram to present rage and glared at the stolid hippopotamus, pay a man for losin' his life.' "I won't take one fool. Two goats, 'what tc do the chainTOJMSlowered and the trick in London exactly as it who tranquilly gazed back. The 'Suppose I'd tell you that I've got a & 1,000 ABEMTSs MEN AND WMEIk\ .tally!" Sue was lost among the crowfi." ws done in Paris by the inventor tand. buffalo, swallowing his ire once more, wagon load of Bibles, what then?' "O.^we'd make a pair," so that's ao "The i man who hesitates, \yoia dior the pastweek Mr. Bertram, at tfee ForJOHN B.GOUGH'Sentirely TRUTHS.'SHH^-Spnbltaaatbook-Juswne faced .to the front, only to be severly 'Wouldn't make any difference.' excuse." know." rExyptian Hall, has been "vanishing LIVIN8 jabbed again. This was too much the 'Say, fellows, as there seems to be "Two hogs, tally!" cried Noah, "Yes, ff know all afoou&vit. &n'hour lady" twice daily. First he takes a g- incensed animal let both heels drive no chance, I'll tell you something. aoring the wicked man. :j after I .called on Miss Osmond. She FXCTUBBS painted a* only large .newspaper, which he unfolds in straight into the face of the tranquil This is a prohibition country, Isn't it?' JOHN B. GOUGH' I was da?ess3d ready to receive one. .1 vUm. I don' think it's going to the center of the stage to cut off com- hippopotamus. That animal emitted 'That's what it is.' never sa her so briglat. Theue was! uaimmuch anyhow," the worthless fel.low'hazarded, lEoanication uwith any possible trajp one terrific bellow and drove right into eaa paint them, It give*, lapse* 'Well, now let me tell you one an indefinable glitter a,lltver, andiher glancing around at the ssanen form,hi best^hougataVfeo ssanent form,his best thoughts.ate 'door. On th*3 newspaper he places A the enemy. The charge of the huge Baott stirring anecdotes, toaesaats thing: I am a drummer for a large manner vwaa fascinating to the 1 sat i degree. sky. ans]ds wlta mmnlfola experiences chair. In the bhair he places a youar.g beast bowled over the whole line of whisky hou3e and my wagon is loaded Mi&z a while said fllhope you'll find it is,".replied the iady, who crosses her hands inker published. Tne CenAanuas Safn animals. Pell mell they all went, with samples.' sons] reminiscence*, serverbaGeeThifo patlio sand the spine "Sue., I.ould have swosn an ihour checker vindictively. "'Two eleph lap over her lace handkerchief. After hustled, crammed and jammed against are quite lrrsaintlble. Ai -What?' ago that f saw you on-aiferry boast." '.*!Ab, there! Look out, Noah!" suddenly cent Royal Cetaro Volume, eaavtaining she thas apparently been rendered insensible the ark, iup the gang-plank and o\ er nrtr\y TO O pages aaa aa "I repeated the remark. yelled the discordant Eli. "Those 'CjMildiyou?* she laughed, wifthout Suporb Sngrannge. by inhalations, Mr. Bertram the'deck of the vessel. The terrified 'No joke?' elephants .are smuggling goods on chansingioolor. 'Never sawear to personal iproduces an enormous black silk animals, ^endeavoring^ to escape the awful If All I a^ intelligent 'No joke.' you." i&entrlty. I knew .a man who vasserste suppertra* book to the ifoamdfcerchief, ibout five feet wide by i crush, carried Ham and Japhet tens of thouutnds-who are walttaai 'Well,we don't want to risk our lives got into aihorrible scrape nee by tdoing disconcert- "Where?"orie the startled Noah, *even feet long This he brings down' headlong over the opposite side of the ferlti S CNbHIINVH, Mil I I IIVITVUl IVJllilK KU viw. for money and all that sort o' stuff, th so.' scrutinizing ,the animals for contrabands. ers 10to1. allivlxters, Editors, Critics etc givs it tbstsv to the audiencerto show that it is not ark. Noah and Shem were lost amid aaonalined endorsement and wlob it Godspeed. Areata. but if you've got whisky we're with a 'Weffi, lifewasn't you, was it, Sue?' M MwrMaNtoaafaauiwv, andatthe fame Urn* rircaaSV iin.any way prepared, and the spectar, the .confused mass of struggl.ng beasts. a owmekly fr$t-etat* SMS ExelnsiTe territory and vasy you,' and, sir they, swam out and saved snou I asked. '.'In their trunks," replied the trifler, a rton can-see that the silken stuff is thin pedal Termsflrea. Send for large Illustrated Mreatene UP The battered form of each was finally my wagon and team. They could not eontaininir fuirpartleulars. Address A. "How tre&culous,' gibe ransweasd and..alsle the .wicked people lining the enough to be translucent. With this' seen endeavoring to climb upon the SOX*00.. Pubs., 87 K. Clark St endure the idea of such a loss of whisky."Arkansaw 0 completely''i*0 and thea with a most umusKal touch flimsy shawl Mr- Bertram gunwale. Having straddled thi posision, Traveler. HEW fiOODSI of defiance in, her manoer: 'Suppose LOWEST PRICES! .covers the young lady, carefully ad- *iweather prophet. Noah called to Japhet, had crawled ^it waswihatctiien?' For a time the embarkation went formal justing it to'the floor, and as carefully up the bank, to reform the broken 'Nothing much,' said I 'oaSy without disturbance. Eli slowly The Best Swimmer at Long Branch. tvfeisjiufcehindiher head. When alt line. Ham seized the dangling leg of rgood-by, Miss* Osmond.* Vo* *te.aihuge slice of watermelon, and hast been done regularly and in order, his ancestor, and, pulling himself Tnto An hour after she had been driven Eenry J. Luders, silently contemplated the proceedings "Trulyf-said she, in fihe calmest and there is only? to be seea the figure the ark. he began expostulating. away in her carriage I went to bathe. (While the people discussed the sight I possible manner. of-tiaexyoung lady .as she sits in the "Father, it is useless to go on in this Sporting in the water was a young girl, Having,finished the melon, Eli threw 'Yes, truiy,'U-answered, taifiess yom chair enshtrouded the black veil, Mr. fashion. That last move of the wicked the picture of health and maidenly happiness. ftheirindtto a cow. wiped his mouth on i can account satisfactorily for (conduct .[Bertram suddenly cnatches saway the has driven almost all the animals K.V,I^Deale inDRY 'fiUkeK-shant1, whiclt disappears from the iback of his hand, and shouted: Her face and arms were brown so* questionable. abroad. Why cannot we cut adrift GOODS, "Look*out, Noah, there go two female 'So whatf-fahe/asked, growiaag white .as a berry, and she sported in the breakers Bais handset once. The yoaing lady and sail.? We have a goodly number dowes in ion youl" .as^eath. UaasvVftiiiShed the cl&air standi empty, like a mermaid. She could swim a GROCERIES, abroad safe and sound, whereas if we "4So questionable,' I repeated. "Stop! yon doves," cried Noah, hurried&y saArerfhat there remains on lilie seat better stroke than any ot the young proceed we may loe what we have, and ''She rose in a^iite heat. This is erasing the itally mark. "Now tiheJace handkerchief she had iheld in NOTIONS, ETC. our labors will have been for naught men surround.ng her" Her graceful 1 \what she said: her fingers has fallen from the doD^t you try that game on me, and he if^1 Again, antics in the water attracted the attent.on "'Aoout 7 o'clock this morning I t*asoho a vanished hj&nd. Aaaid the shook his style indignantly. Kieiliog'e Block, not only of the bathers but of every "Oh, Noah, you haven't any mules. (Crossed, the ferry from New York to applause whufo this strange disappearance "Rut, father, the fcird insiste he's a looker-on from the splendid bathhouses What'll you do jour ploughing with?" NEWULM, MIH. calls forth, Mr. .Bertram step iBrookJyn, and I refase to give aaagr actoouqt male, eried,aphet who was versed in of the Hollywood cottages. She shouted Eli. to the daor attthe side of the *tage, of the circumstances which rceade the laaguage of 'fowls, and wsho had could dive and turn a somersault in the and leads on again the young $&dy "That's a faet," said Noah, and he fluch, questionable.conduct necess&ry. rushed up on-ceeing the commotion. water as gracefully as a swan and her whowient-de disparaite. plumped down on the deck in despair. jS eoodiby, Mr. Tteaay,' "Don't you .believe.her," vociferated plain but neatly fitting bathing suit added What then?" iwquiced Harry. "Why didn't that double-skulled Shem Eli. file's fooling vyou. I guess I charm to her movements, without think of it! Say, Eli, won't you hunt *Why,-she swept,out of the rostm know ashe bird when ji see her." retarding them. She must have been l^arper ffoom thetPalm, up a pair and bring them down here like^a tragady queen, ,&nd I havea't "TJmf faltered Noafe, beginning to in the water a half hour or morethe Alladingtto the yucca (palm, whiaia right awaythat's a good fellow." ejspo'fcen tocher since.*' perspire ,his,gyandarr, "this is-serious very pictuie of a water nymph. I never grows spontaneously in She desolate Ttoee .weeks aftar. rSame room, and aaustibe settled at once, -orvwe "Ha, ha!" and Eli laughed till he saw a female swimmer who could desert 2aa&* Arizona and Newr same eompany fell off the stump backward. "Mules shall ultimately b.3 in difficulty." match her either in agility or gracefulness. Mexico, t!ae Boston Journal of Conak oh. Noah, what yoa don't know about "Ti!" hailed the exultsat Eh "can't "Po Will. Osmond Shapgone," said Every one was inquiring her fierce says: all the trses in the natural history would fill that dizzy old you tell a male from a (female bird? Harry jBlake. name, and just as she walked out of ark iteslf. Mules I Oh, hold me or ittorld you vowZd imagine tikis to be J3ho! I don't believe you feaow whether "Th deuce he has," njejjlied Fred the water, a perfect picture of symmetry I'll die." t&e most outc&et a&d worthless, so ct's going to aino not." Tracy. and becoming modesty, some one weather probabilities amaI The patriarch stared for a moment, meagre a living does it obtain from "How to iknow .anything?" "Yes, I was ove theise rf&is afternoon said: "Why, that is Jennie Kenney, .and then his face grew scarlet. He groaned the perplexed Koah. "I'm and had talk wttih this widow. the waste of saaad and gravel se which of Philadelphia. She is the most noted oo QolJ ireached for his gun, drew his hand Will'8 health failed immediately after itjjnows. And wet thus goblin (tree is swimmer along the coast" ma iback, extended it again toward the Hefp me out there, Ell, will you, that's jhis marriage., ,and his father was so Grow /being sought After and utilled in This was apparent from what I had weapon, and then with a hurculean a good fellow, and I will remember and rangry with ihiea for marryfcig his oneo the world's greatest industries, seen. I believe this young lady is the S4G5PFSA effort turned his back to the shouting see if I can't find a pflaee for you when -daughter's governess that he would act industry that affects the 4Laily daughter of Mr. H. F. Kennev, the mol/ on the shore, saying, sotto voce, the cargo's all aboard.'* nftt do the least thing for hioa, Mrs. need* civilization. Tfais plaiafc of superintendent of the Philadelphia, "I'm mighty glad Eli is going to be "Well," drawled tie mollified Eli, Osmond said if it had not been for Wilmington and Baltimore Railroad. the desert for a long time was nsidered drowutfd!" "in tkzt case I don't mind telling you Suetthey wouldcertainly haveafcarved. But be that as it may, she carries off -ysalueless. But not long *go the secret. It's a very old method, Shepg-wned and sold most of her $ew- "Hi, Noah!" shouted Eli from his the palm among all the female bathers it was discovered that the fibre of fciie though, and so simple that r,m surprised elry, &nd managed skillfully that stump, "ready for another batch for of this place. As I saw her emerge yucca could be made into an excellent ifchat such a weafber sage as Will w*$3 surrounded with every comfort, your ol .menagerie. Hurry up, more from her bath-house a half hour after paper. A*I now one oi tfee great yourself jaever discovered or heard I found out sometMng, Fred." emigrants a-coming." she left the water, dressed in a neatly English dailiea. the London Telegraph, of one." "What was it?" "You, f&i, youyouvagabond, get fitting suit, I could not help but think is printed upon, paper mads from this "What is it?" asked the anxious "Do you? remember the 4Lte of the down off tftat stump and clear out, or how much richer she was than the old goblin tree. Indeed, the Telegraph Noah. 'We'll have to pay closer .at- night you 0aw Miss Osmond on the I'll have an* officer come and remove lady with her twelve millions. The S 0 0 A ha purchased a Jarge plantation in tention to thseee birds, or there will terry boat? Was it the 3d of Decem- you." one young, healthy and attractive, with Arizona merely for the purpose of eultivatins surely be troubfe," ber?" "Ya! yon*H have an officer here soon her life all before her the other old and "Well, now," cheerfully replied Eli, enough," bawled Eli, tauntingly. "f\ alone, with a life spent and burdensome herI this tree ah%d manufacturiog "Yes, sir." "pull its ears, and if he squeaks it's a V'Well, that day Sue spent with A hVard all your creditors had put their paper from it. millions to give away to those he, and if she squeaks it's a she." And who will appreciate the giver only as a bilk in Joshua's hands for collection, Beat inthe WQTICL while the idle people hoarsely laughed andthe'U be here before you know it reminiscence.Philadelphia Jj'mw. 1# HI US !fea^ ^S4^V^ KB?K.rf3?V ?Rt Z&V "*4.",lS ji^r '$*$$ 44A ttMttii