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iff^fflPfWW!m*mm gm .x*/ CSS HOW I WAS ROBBED. My companions, both cowed, sank A Strange Bet A Modern Dry Goods Store. How Susrar is Made. into their seats. mP^ ,J Paris Cor. New York Graphic. From the Detroit Free Press. Harper's Magazine. At this juncture, the stranger's accomplices The American Rural Home. The recent gambling scandals in Berlin I wonder if the average merchant The process of "sugarmaking" in its enteredtwo at each end of have recalled to the mind of a I was once detained at a small station ever stops to think what a big hypocrite the car, and advanced with drawn essentials is a simple enough matter of writer in the Revue Retrospective the he is and what a lot of monkeys weapons. cookery. The first care of the producer on the C. B. & Q. railroad west of details of a phenominal game at he makes of his clerks. In the days is to get all the sugar possible I gave myself up for lost. Stepping Chicago. The train was reported to piquet, in which Casanova, the author agone the lady who entered a dry goods out of the cane or grass root, either forward, the stranger, taking no notice be two hours late. Having finished of the well-known "Memoirs" took store was met with a courteous salutation vV of me, ordered my companions to by squeezing out the juice or washing part. The latter was staying, 1782, my business in the town, which was from proprietor or clerk. She hold up their hands. They did so and out the sugar the sugar maple saves at the Baths of Soultzbach, in company stated her wants, and they were attended two miles from the station, I was not were both handcuffed in a twinkling. the sugar maker this trouble, delivering with the aged, extravagant and to in a business like manner, The Jesse James style, certainly, the sap ready for the boiler. The disposed to return to the hotel and wealthy Madame d'Urfe, whom,hewas and a "good afternoon" followed her thought. juice is then cleared of its impurities* thei Jby incur the risk of missing the instructing in the occult sciences. ejaculated the leader of the as she went out. "Aha1 as coffee is cleared by the white of an Thanks to Madame d'Urfe, Casanova train and being compelled to remain gang. "We've got you fa^t, my beau- egg, or water is filtered through charcoal was introduced to the great lady oi What a change has come over the over night, bo seating myself in the ties." it is then boiled, to evaporate as the neighborhood, Mme. de Schauenbourg. earth! Recently as I entered a dry Taking my companion, the gang little waiting room, by staring alternately much of the water as possible and at whose residence he met an goods store the floor-walker put on went forward, leaving- me alone and crystalize the solid sugar it is then at the lamp and the red-hot officer named D'Entrague, a poor his sweete.=t grin and "good-afternooned" unmolested. I did not understand cooled and the molasses drained off, player, who always made a point of me. He rubbed his hands stove, I prepared to make the best of this proceeding, though I clearly understood leaving the soft dark sugars, in which leaving the table whenever ne had together, grinned some more, bowed This medicine, combining Iron with pure it. A minute later I was accosted by that I had been robbed of each crystal has its thin coating of vegetable to lies, quickly and completely pocketed a few louis. The two partners five distinct times, and was so pleased a new comera robust, singular, melancholy t'nres DyajM pota, Indigestion, WeaJenma $1,500. molasses, or drainea by a centrifugal quarrelled one day over this to show me to the towel and napkin Impure Blmtf, Malaria,Chilla and Ferer* The conductor entered. He looked and odd personage. His age machine, as clothes are dried in the and Nenralflsu peculiarity of the officer's, Casanova counter that he skinned his shins on a rather pleased, I thought, for one It is an un&iliiur remedy for Diseases of the whirling drier, whence the water flies might have been 40, though he looked charging him with cowardice. It was stool without losing one'bit of his angelic KidneyH and Liver. whose train was in the hands of robbers. out, and, further clarified or left to then agreed that at the next game the It is invaluable for Diseases peenli&r to countenance. as the saying is, like 60. His beard Women, and all who lead sedentary lrres. crystalue in white loaves, which are man who first stopped playing was to Then the towel and napkin man -M f. It does not injure the teeth, cause headaches was long, his hair was long, and his "Pretty slickwasn't it?" he remarked, sawed or crushed or ground or powdered forfeit fifty louis to his partner. bowed and grinned and twisted and produce constiitionoth*r Iron medtetnado. cheerily. face, which was broad at the bottom, Itenridiesand purifies the blood, stimulate! into the several varieties of fine smirked and "good-afternooned" and the appet .te, aids the assimilation offood,relieves "I should say it was," I replied, my white sugar. Most of these earlier receded until his chin was lost in his "beautiful-weathered" me for three The contest commenced at 3 in the Heirtburn and Belching, and ^trengUh anger rising, "It was cool certain- ens the muscles and nerves. processes are performed on the plantations, minutes. If I had bought him a new throat. afternoon, and at 9 o'clock in the evening ly." For Intjrmittent Fevers, Lassitude, lack of' but in many cases they are tin whistle, or a red top, he couldn't D'Entrague proposed adjournment Energy. c, it has no equal. "Jake's got 'em dead this time," he "How'd do?" repeated and the sugar carried through have been more pleased. I wanted for supper. 3- 'jThe genuine has above trade mark and replied. Crossed red lines on wrapper. Tate no other. the final process in theereat refineries. some crash toweling at about a shilling He advanced in a heavy, lumbering "You are quite welcome to leave on "Jake?" I repeated. "You mean WwEowVbr TUTT'R*lT?VORK,KD.S,CO.IBWTTBCBl'lnU "Refining" is, in tact, little more than a yard. I knew that before I left pa5'ment of the bet," replied Casanova. manner and seated himself a few feet Jesse James. home. I asked direct for what I wanted, a finer repetition of the processes of "As for one, I am not at all hungry." from me. I returned his salutation. At this he burst out laughing. He and the clerk grinned and smirked "making," and to do these simple This remark took away D'Entrague's In reply I made some common-place then explained. The stranger was and twisted some more and said: things on a great scale, and in the best appetite, and the game went on. By simply a detective who had tracked remark about the weather. "Ah-yesexactly-yes. Certainly, way, is the sole purpose of those enormous 6 in the morning Casanova had lost PILL down my companionstwo states "Dunno," he rejoined. "A stranger ma'am, with the greatest of pleasure. beehives of industry. 100 louis, but he was as cool as ever. prison birdswho had planned to rob here I am." You didn't want Turkish towels?" At 9 o'clock the struggle showed no me. The gang were the train hands Turning his long and melancholy "No, sir." sign of approaching its conclusion, Avho, at the signal, assisted in the arrest. The sugar-maker's first aim is to get countenance in my direction, he fixed "Ahno! We have a very nice bathtowel when the beautiful Mme. Saxe and You may infer my surprise and from thecane as much of its percentage his coal-black eyes on mine as if awaiting 25 YEARS IN USETh* here forahexactlythirty Mme. d'Urfe, accompanied by M. de gratification. In the baggage car I of juice as it can be induced to give further speech. centsah." Schauenbourg, entered the room. The Greatest Medical Triumph of tbe Age~~ found my late companions. At Chicago up The juice is inclosed in little cells "Ah!" I said, beginning to feel a trifle "I want crash toweling." ladies unanimously advised the antagonists tney were transferred to jail, and of lignose or woody fibre, which make uneasy. SYMPTOMS OF A "Certainly,ma'amcrash toweling to indulge in a cup of chocolate afterwards to Joliet for a long term the cane's weight. There are three "You'm a stranger," he grunted. TORPID LIVER. I see. We are having beautiful weather each, insisting that it was absolutely of years. I recovered my money, and "Yes." ways of extracting thejuiceby crushing, 'very beautiful. Here it is. ma'am." necessary. This was agreed to did not forget the detective, you may "Humph! Thought so." by soaking out the sucar by the Liasa of appetite, Bowels coatire, Faintu* At that moment the floor-walker and the chocolate drank, when the officer, be sure. He relapsed into silence. He finally process of "diffusion," or by a combination the bead, with a doll acBsatloa In tit* suddenly appeared. His face bore a believing that he saw signs ol back part, Pain under the abonlaerfclade shook himself, then attempted further of crushing and of maceration look of great anxiety. I couldn't tell weakness in his adversary, exclaimed Fallaeaa after eating-, with adlaInclination speech. in water. Crushing or grinding the to exertion of body ormlad, ow was Saved. at first whether he had a touch of the "Suppose we say that the first one Irritability of temper, Low spirits, with "Goin' fur?" cane is a process in use from the colic or had heard of a death in the who expresses a wish to eat, who a freliupo'"uaTing-neglected come duty, No law is so powerful in its lasting "To Chicago." earliest times, as is seen in the primitive Weariness, Dizziness, Fluttering at the family, but it all came out after a bit. leaves the room for more than fifteen "What might you be doin' thar?" effects as the law of kindness in deal, Heart. Dots bofore the eyes, Headacai* sugar mills of the East, which He had been suddenly struck with the minutes, or who dozes inhischair, will ver the right eye, Restlessness, with "Business." consist of the hollowed stump of a ing with erring men. Mr. John Roach, idea that I might have gone down cellar lose the bet." Atful dreams, Highly colored Urine, a I replied curtly, because I was not tree, within which is a grinding pestle CONSTIPATION. or up stairs to hunt for the towel the famous ship-builder, believes this. "Agreed," replied Casanova, and the -5 accustomed to make known my affairs worked by oxen treading their round, department, or that I was not being TUTT'S PILLS are especially adapted game was continued with renewed ardor. Out of the twenty-five thousand men to chance acquaintances. driven from the arm of the bar by one to auch cases, one dose effects sneb a properly waited on, or that the crash At noon the players were called change of feeling ns to astonish the sufferer employed by him during his life.seventy "No 'fenseno'fense. Thought you man, while another feeds in the pieces toweling was off on a vacation.* He They Increase tlie Appetite,and came the to dinner, but neither would admit, mi^ht be goin' on a wisit.'' body t.- Take Kleuli, thin the system IK were found guilty of criminal conduct. of cane, one by one, and takes out the had run back to make sure, and what on'f that he was hungry. About 4 o'clock, nourished, and tythdr Tonic Action He turned his black eyes on me Stoolaarel,',W't^ crushed remains. A mill almost as the DigestiveCrir*.n,Itei ular a relief it was to him' He bowed and He reformed sixty of these. We give however, they decided to allow themselves Mm ?1L^IIMI nViSlX again. Here was something wrong. tlmfllJMIIIMl lITl' primitive is still in use in Arkansas smiled, and ducked and twisted, and a little broth. Supper time his story of the way he reformed a I had made a discovery. Those keen, The sugar-house on a great plantation, backed off. found them still at work, and their confirmed drunkard, a "master work" flashing black eyes, didn't belong to is a large high building, the GRAT HAIR or WHISKERS chfti.ged i a Then the clerk bowed, and grinned, friends, commencing to be alarmed at that stolid face. The stranger's boots man:" GLOSSY. BLACK by a single application ot^ centre of the farm, to which roads or and gurgled, and handed down some the length of the struggle, pioposed this DTK. It imparts a natural color,actinstantaneously. were large and coarse, but the hands, fi* tramways lead from all directions. A3 He had terrible sprees, and had them Sold by Druggists, 'Ab- toweling. that they should cancel the bet. Casanova though rough and diit-stained. were sent by express on receipt of fl. a load of cane comes up it is fed upon "I want four yards." refused. quite often. He would come raving 1 small and shapely. Office. 44 Murray St., New York an endless belt or railway, which carrier "Certainly, ma'amI seebewtiful D'Entrague now began to show signs into the shops, disgracing himself and Here was a disguise, and for no good it up slowly to the crushing mill, day, yesterdayfour yardsthink it of great physical discomfort. He looked disgwsting everybody. When sober purpose. PARKER'S an affair of simple construction but will do, eh?" as if he had been buried and dug up In my disappointment caused by he was penitent, and I forgave him and oE enormous power. The crushers HAIR BALSARS!} Just then the proprietor came up, again. Notwithstanding this the JOne the train's delay, I had momentarily took him back again and again. are creat rollers of cast iron, in pans and his lace carried such a grin' He game continued all night, althoughthe the popular favorite los &easing forgotten the sum of money which I morning he came in after one his or triplets, sometimes one set, sometimes the hair, Restoring thecolor was delighted to see me. Didn't II officer kept getting weaker, mixed up N^carried. I involuntarily thrust my when gray,and preventing Darnelruff. me7 more, working at a pressure of want two clerks to wait on sprees, and said, "Mr. Roach, I want the cards and made mistakes in counting It clearrees the scalp, hand under my waist-coat, where in fiom fifty to eighty pounds to the was a bewtiful dayvery bewtiful. stops the hair falling, and as and discarding. Casanova although you to discharge me. You can'timake i a secret pocket was stored my wallet. sure tc olease 50: and $1. sizes at Druggists. square inch, and so arranged as to Did the towels suit.' If not he would also showing signs of giving anything of me. You took ine up The stranger's keen eyes were bent on give slightly before any extraordinary order from Europe. No trouble at all, out, still held his own. PARKER'S TONIC me just then, and I confusedly fumbled when I had nothing to do, and paid you knowahcertainlycall again strain. There are all sorts of opinions At last at 6 A. M. on the third day, my watch as if that was the chief zsne good wages, and have borne with good afternoon. as to whether it is better to crush alter forty-two hours of uninterrupted The Beit Gougu dure you can use object of my solicitude. Fifteen hundred my faults till it aint human fc ask The clerk had cut of four yards of rapidly or slowly, and to crush once piquet and fasting, D'Entrague fell and the best known preventive of Consumption. dollars was not an uncommonly toweling, and I laid down a fifty cent only or to repeat the operation with PARKER'S TONIC kept in a home is a sentinel te you TO bear any more." backward in his chair fainting. As to large sum. But now exposed as I was, keep sickness out. Used discieetly it keeps the piece. Casanova he pocketed his dearly won increasing pressure. The juice flows "Mike," says'l, "I won't discharge blood pure and the Stomach, Liver and Ktdncys at that'late hour it caused me uneasiness. in working order. Coughs and Colds vanish before gold, 'but instead of going bo bed he i'AsyeslTOthingeisetable-cloths iyou, but I'll let you resign. I'll write from the crushers in one direction it. It builds up the health. or napkinsdish-towels or anything -your resignation," for an idea struck went to an apothecary's, where he the residual cane known as "begass," These not very pleasant reflections If you suffer from Debility, Skin Eruptions, llJ of the kind?" one. 1 went to my desk and wrote: took an emetic. Then, throwing him is carried off in another by an endless Cough, Asthma, Dyspepsia, Kidney, Urinary or were disturbed by the entrance of two Female Complaints, or anyMisorder of the Lungs, "No, sir." self-on his bed, he slept lightly until 3 "John RoachSir: You helped me belt, to be used either as dressing for others, who like myself were bound to Stomach, Bowels, Blood or Nerves, don's wait "Ahcertainlycash boy'bew'tiful o'clock, when he rose and dmed with when I was penniless. You gave me the cane fields or as fuel in the heating till you are sick in bed, but use PARKER'S Tosuc Chicago, and anxious, as I inferred to-day it will give you new life and vigor. day, isn't ita thousand thanks an excellent appetite. He -seemed to work hen I was idle. You taught me process which the juce is next to undergo. from their conversation with the HISCOX & CO., N. Y. package ma'amcall againgod when I was ignorant. Yoiiihave always have sentirely recovered from the effects One of the great improvements ticket agent, to make a connection at Sold by Druggists. Large saving buying $1 size. afternoon."" paid me well. You have borne oJf his extraordinary setting. His in modern sugar making has that point with a train going east. with my infirmities over and over. He smirked and smiled. The floor opponent was not so fortunate. It been the development of furnaces They were well dressed and carried But I have lost my self-respect, and walker ran .across my path to grin and took him several days to recover, and which get most of their fuel from the satchels. After purchasing tickets.they' 5 have not enough regatd for you, or bow. The proprietor followed nae to at one time his life was in danger. His begass. expressed to each other their disjf love for my wife and children, to behave the door to twist and twitter. I had youth, however, saved him. Casano appointment on finding the ti-ain behind The German Drill. like a man, and I withdraw from saved the three of 'em from the gallows va expected that his opponent would fouryard4? of crash time. As they turned to me, I your employment." by purchasing 1,000 AGENTS, MEN AND WOMEN, quarrel with him, but on their meeting Munich Correspondence Kansas City Jour observed that they glanced suspiciously toweling at a shilling a yard, and they ag&in the latter said: 1 gave it to him, and said, -"I want nal. ForJOHN B.GOUQH'S entirely newbook-ju.tpahHsWi at my companion, who had not wereduly grateful. ^"LIVING TRUTHS^^^ One of the most important things in "I accepted a foolish &et, but you you to promise me one thingthat yet taken notice of them. Apparently I am a plain woman. I hope I have Bavaria is the army. Soldiers fairly you will always carry this.with you, have given me a lesson I shall remember they disliked his looks as much .as A perfect treasury of good things: a series of Xitn a fair share of common sense. I know and that, when about to take a glass crowd the streets, and drums and the all my life." PICTTTJEtES painted as only 1 did. When they were seated they lots of other (plain women with common JO JIN B. GOUGM^ of liquor, you will take this*out, read tramp of cavalry are heard from addressed me, and we engaged in sense who are looking for some it, sign it, and mail it to me bel'ore morning until night, making a peaceful agreeable conversation. From their Across the Atlantic in Four Days. merchant to open a store where grinning you drink." He promised solemnly can paint them. It glvra, !npax American think that it is a perpetual speech, their attire and manner, 1 manenG lorm.his best lrjought,hii In regard to the ocean steamers ol baboons will not be employed that he would. He stayed in my employ Foiu th of July or G. A. R. reunion. most Stirling anecdotes, tofrataet knew them to be gentlemen. wita manifold experiences and par* the future, it is confiden Unanticipated to wait upon customers. One woman for years, and was never drunk And such soldiers as they are, too' -aon&l reminic*ncex nover berate At last, near midnight, a whistle published. Tne tenuernt-ss of aU out oi fifty may appreciate all this that tihough they canaaot be made again. Big, broad shouldered, erect moving pathos and tho spire of his hvmas" "sounded, and a moment later the expiess soft-soap and tender taffy, but the are quite irresistible. A magntoV much siaore comfortable t'han at present, ith the precision of clockwork and cent Royal Octuto Volume, containing- halted at the station. As I other forty-nine are disgusted with it. they may be made two or three nearly 700 pages and. SHI the force of a steam hammer, never a threw my overcoat over my arm and Superb Engravings. Corpulence. We want civil, courteous treatment miles ass hour faster and Mr. Pearce, careless movement or a slighted picked up my traveling case, I observed from shopkeepers and their clerks, member of Parliament, who is Chairman A correspondent, who, without any motion. Although there are so flu ITAN I in JnjtolUgent canvassers the first comer to be taking a to supply this oofctitne but let it end there. The proprietor of ihe Guion Line, foas declared known organic or functional trouble, many on the street they never tens of thousands bo ai wsittoaj unap. I was about to awaken him, who exacts all this grinning and grimacing for it Ko competition, and it is nowout-soliing- rii crtbers the day is not far distant when the omit the salute, and even is greatly incommoded by superfluous 10 to 1. Ministers, Editors, Critics, etc give-it tbdj (-feeling that my former suspicions were and tomfoolery, on the part of Atlantic will be crossed in four dayp unqualified endorsement and with It Godspeed. Ages*, \vhj3n the two meeting are on the opposite fat,he wrongly calls it flesh,requests iue to nervousness, ,end feeling that, aw year Mm* io males numty, and at the tame time- 1 in itjft his clerk toward female customers is without in any way sacrificing safety sides of the street- or across a a Dionufhly p-t-dait took Exclusive territory and vats/ an article on the subject. Jike myself, he might miss a great deal mistaken in the sex. They have more Special Terms given. Send for large illustrated rirenlarar to speed. Further improvements, like square, tht hand is put to the visor containing tulTparticulars. Address A. Gk NBTTIA In cases of obesity, there is a deficiency by missing the train, when I fancied brains than he credits them with.. SON*CO.. Pubs., 87 2T. Clark St.. ahIcago,IU. the triple expansion engines and forced of the cap and kept there as though of oxygen in the blood, either absolutely, -his eyes to be but partly closed. Thie draught, will allow of adieavier application glued to it until they are passed by or relatively to the amount .^discovery rather staggered me. it NEW GOODSI LOWEST PRICES! of fuel and increased horse several paces. There are several dril 1 The Minister's Mistake. of food. Excess of food tends to produce made me excessively nervous. I hurred power, aiad with "every vessel its own grounds in the city, and one can watch it, and yet some are corpulent on with my two friendsfeeling The ancient town of Medford, the life boat," through effective watertight the drilling for hours without tiring. on a, spare diet. Lack of exercise at-every step as if the unco jth stranger seat of the old Lawrence distillery, has compartments and powerful Henr J. Lute, Complicated maneuvers and drills favors it, by lessening the oxidation we?e in pursuro of me. We were the for many years been famous tor the pumps, each as those carried in never heard of in America are performed of the tissues. It is also produced by sole passengers in the ooa-ch, and had excellent quality of its spirituous product, the Hawaiden Castle, equal to throwing with absolute accuracy, not a disease which diminish the number oi seated ourselves comfortably, when in which has been attributed to the out 40 vor 50 tons of water per step out of time, and, more remarkable 'the red blood corpuscles. It is the watked the ob]ee of my suspicions. ^l?*'?^Dealer in- puiity of its water and the pains taken Kiinute, ocean traveling will be rendered still, not a gun out of its proper latter that absorb oxygen from the He took a seat some distance in our in preparing and refining it. So great DEY GOODS, 3 more sjpeedy and less dangerous angle. I do not know whether the inspired air and convey it to ?the tissues. rear, but on the opposite side, so that is its reputation among the trade that than it is at present, when, af the full features are modeled after some I could not watch him without his the term -"Old Medford" is now applied traffic is considered, a man's life ia official standard or not, but looking GROCERIES, knowledge. By this time I ft It so uneasy According to Qi*kin, very corpulent to all the choice grades of rum much safer B": a well appointed steamer along the line the faces seem to coincide "that I^l&dly accepted myefellow people *have largerhearts improved by age. But .the late Rev. and small than in a trailway train.Thomas time as well as the arms and not a NOTIONS, ETC. passjL ravelers' invitation to lungs. "This may help to explain the Charles Brooks, an Orthodox clergyman, Dykes in the Fortnightly Review. snub nose or a Roman breaks the twith.a.gam&df euchre. When the conductor deficiency of oxygen. It has also who many years ago was the es1 Kiesling's Block, uniformity. No one Titer seeing the ^entered ?v weredeeply engrossed quite recently been proved (that eemed and talented pastor of a large French and Italian soldiers can doubt in mv game,so deeply that we did women have fewer, %y many millions, The Enfant Terrible. society in that town, was unversed in NEWULM, MHOS. that these men could march to Paiis nob at "first observe what-was staking of red biood corpuscles than men. bar-room literature, and a connoisseur or Rome with as much ease as though Boston Herald. place behuad us. The stranger had Tfaas, too, may be me reason for their only in communion wine. So it happened they were on a picnic excursion, minding Ar enfant testable was traveling to fallen asleepthic time in (earnest for greater tendency to corpulence. one tinae that he was induced to their foes as little as they would Boston the other day via the Cambridge /the conductor had to ^hakehimvough- As the muscles bej-?m infiltrated attend a special town meeting, called flies or ants. The drilling they horseear,.tnd in company with JlJy to rouse him. When he did so he with fat, 'they are weakened. Henae to consider some matter of local interest have does not consist alone in a his tend mamma and a numiber oi Jrexperienced the .added difficulty obtaining corpulent persons are fipt to be indisposed to the citizens and the x*oposition straight line and handling a musket, other people bound in the same direction. his itiicket. His passenger was to active exeseise. For the before it meeting his cordial approbation, but they have from four to six hours After scanning thescenefiorsome disposed t be cowirary, bat, finally same reasoix, the hetbet is rendered lie got up and made a of the hardest kind of exercise, running, ime,.iis eager eyes lighted on an engaging ihanded a pa$e to kim which he read feeble .and is easily disturbed. The rousing sweeck in its favor, just before jumping, turning on a pole, climbing pictorial advertisement juat in b dazed way. After a glanee atlkis deficiency of-oxygen tends to the iormatioiiitof the vote was taken, winding up with ladders inside and out, scaling barricades above Jbis head. I represented, let ppfisenger, be went on and we cesumed uric iicid, and Ihencp to the the emphatic declaration, "I do love and earthworks, climbing ropes, me say, he luscious female form en our game, wHaaeh through the small production of #out. The ver corpsalent old Medford." Of course this patriotic walking across ditches on slippery icempaseed by a Ho*rvelous pair ol Ihefcs made, became rtaher absorbing3iqkil are speci&lly liable rco various sentiment was greeted with rounds poles, lifting each other over high .corsets, .-and the legend! written bene&th I received a Jaand on wlueh 5. forms of congestion, and acute diseases of applause, mingled, however, with board fences and bayonet exercise, all ttlsat purchasers of the same was twilling, if Hiere was need, to place are apt tofcaavean iialavorable such boisterous laughter as to irritate done in order and with military exactness, could rebur the article after fifteen M.&F amount. To my surprise and iu-1 course. the unsophisticated parson, and led ~*$ superintended by officers who fdignatiidn, just the, alcwtg stalked the days''trial, ifnoL perfectly satisfactory. In treating the corpulent, regard him to think that his siucarity was can, and often do, go through all the I Finally, in the silence of the awkwardly1 ts** strangerdwho, in passingknocking must be had to the fact that their discredited. So he turned fiercely upon stumble against me, my exercise themselves. A very noticeable f'1 car, ase tbe piping voiee of this terrible Saeart is weak. The main reliance for bis auditors and exclaimed with no peculiarity in their movements cards to .the floor. He passed on with' ehild: "Say, mamma! Do yom reducing the obesity is on diet tnd execeise. little warmth: is the step the leg is brought forward out so mch as an apolsgy for his wear doable X. Y. Z. coaets?" The latter discreases the go wer and straightened with a jerk and the "Well, I do, gentlemen, whether you of the blood to take sap oxygen. The %J\ rudeness. He had jpo soon-r passed "No, no! Hush!" a weight comes down on the toe instead helieve it or not." raojje oxygen one can receive, the better, st than I involuntarily placed say hand "No, I shan't 'hush.' Why don't of the heel. A friend calls it the 'Terry This brought down the house with if kept weli within the person's i i to my breast, you wear those corsets?" step." It looks ridiculous in a single uproarious merriment and cries of -J strength and the capacity of a weakened Jtty wallet ra gpne! "HushJ" in distracting tones from soldier, but it gives an appearance "Good for you," "We don't doubt heart. The diet should contain "Gentlemenl" I exclaimed excitedly, the blushing parent. of great force and decision to a company. your word, sir," "Do you take it but littfe fatty or starchy food, and /"I've been robbed! That rascal has "Well, I should think you'd like to straight?" "Are you goingtoshout?" -m much animal foodlean meats, fish, fplmy money. Help me to arrest him." wear them. You could have a new And it was not until one of his parishioners but not the richer kinds, also fresh Jpl* '"Hold on," replied ape of my comj&Wpanions, pair every fifteen days if they didn't camefcothe rescue that the bewildered S 0 DA fruits, vegetables, and bread with only "Let me call the conductor/' fit," parsou was able to comprehend In Calton, Cal., there is a woman a moderate allowance of butter. Alkaline 'Mf "Halt!" Passengers in convulsions, and enfant the misconstruction put upon real-estate speculator who is very successful. jwater is believed to be helpful. The stranger shouted this as he terrible threatehedwith dire punishment his remarks.Boston Commercial Bulletin^ She made $2,000 the other YoutVs Companion-. faced HJ9 with a revolver iueach hand. on arrival at home. H.*** i day on a turn in two or three hours. IS- fl BestinthcVforliL sea iJ4M& U*f life