"Old Punkinhead." WHY SHE WAS 8AI/EED. the dishes should be such as do not lYASM. AND HOUSEHOLD. at the daughter with interrogation winter flowering are grown in what require carving. Buillion should bo marks bristling all over her. The London Gardners* Chronicle says "If you can get Old PunkinheaaV ^"Tife"**- served first in little cups, then tea, The Sunday school was hushed and still "0, we had him put up the big stove "may be termed absurdly large pots .here to tell you the bed story, you're Agricultural Miscellany. And the parson led in prayer, coffee or chocolate with the substantial. this morning." but perhaps these are necessary to luck," said mine host, aside. "He's Then said a speech would now be made The farmers in convention assembled Guests observe the same rules "Put up the stove? Why, land bring to perfection the fifty or sixty By a stranger who was there. a character! His name's So-and-So, but of etiquette at luncheon as at breakfast, recently made complaint against the alive' You don't call that anything fine trusses of blooms seen on some of a nd are not expected to remain we call him Old Punkinhead because use of barb wire for fences as cruel to to put a man in a good humor, do the specimens." Fibrous loam and The lesson told, that day, the fat longer than half an hour after leaving he's so set in his ways. He never reads you? Why, if I look 'stove' at my animals a nd injurious to the skins O! the cities razed by tire, well decayed manure is recommended the dining-room.Good Housekeeping And the great reward of thoso old man he makes it an excuse to go that are sent to be tanned. Commenting as suitable soil and when fully established a newspaper and doesn't believe in any Who did the Lord's desire. off on a spree." the plants are greatly benefited upon which the Indiana Farmer of the new-fangled notions of our day. "Pa put it up in twenty-seven min- by waterings of weak liquid manure. says it would indicate that cattle frequently And then the stranger spoke of those Can't you tell this yonng man that bed utes," said daughter. "Ma a nd I How to Tan Skins. This liberal course of treatment insures Wbo disobeyed God's law, Tun. get caught in the wires, or are Bton he asked turning to the old wanted him to wait till to-night. ut Said they the end of such as Binned a good display of bloom for Two receipts for tanning skins with driven against them with such force It" consumed half an hour and several In the death of Lot's wife saw. no' he said it must go up this morning three or four months. the fur on, a subject about which we as to tear their skins. W as afraid we'd catch cold in the more pots before Old Punkinhead was To impress the fact he asked a class, have frequent inquiry, are given by chilly house. We've got a fire burning Warts.Touch them once a day Clover is considered the best of wound up to the spinning point. He Small eight-year urchins they now. Just think of it!" The Shoe a nd Leather Reporter: with the oil of cinnamon. This will all the crops by which the soil is made Why God had turned Lot'swife to salt was thin almost to transparency "Ain't I thinking of it, child! Didn't dry up all the small ones. Large ones On that ill-fated day. "Take two parts each of alum a nd to yield up its stock of inert nitrogen. and he had one of those economical he swear any, or have the stove tip after a week of this treatment should salt, a nd one of saltpetre, all well pulverized. But is is by no means the only one. One little rascal made response, faces for whatever his nose dropped over on his toe?" be soaked in warm water a Clear the flesh off fatty matter. Peas are rich in nitrogen, but require With grimy hand upheld "No, he didn't use a single swear- his chin caught. He had a Avhisk-broom short time, then scrape with a knife, Sprinkle it white with the mixture. His shrill voice sounded loud and clear: rich soil, as, indeed, clover does, to word'" beard that poked out in front as if it Fold in edges a nd roll up remain then treat as at first. Care should be "She was too fresh," he yelled. yield a full crop. Beans and the Next door neighbor lectured her four days, then wash with clean taken that the oil does not touch any dared anybody to come near it. Inter-Ocean. Southern cow pea are also rich in nitrogen, husband about it she told neighbor water, then with soap and water. art of the hand except the wart. "Tain't much ov a story he began, and will produce fair crops on on the other side. Next neighbor told Pull the skin when drying, to make it land upon wh ch clover or peas would "but it got me inter trouble. Now at her husband. Husband No. 1 circulated Scalloped Oysters.Mix in layers soft. Another receipt is: Lay the THE COMING MAN. not grow or grow very poorly. it in the lodge room that night. three dozen oysters, a teacupful of hum I've allers had a bed that sooted wet skin on a smooth slab or hard Husband No 2 dittoed to the usual cracker crumbs, two ounces butter, board scrape with a dull knife until me. It wasn't much ov a bed, ter be The prosperity of the country and "It's getting so cool that I think we clique of savans who nightly cluster pepper, salt, the juice of a lemon, and all loose flesh a nd film is removed anT sure, but my grandpop slep' inter it of individuals depends upon enriching had better have the stove up. Don't around the little stove in the* rear of pour over all a teacupful of cream or then wash off in soft water. Take a the land. China is like a garden. In it's good enough fur me. I hain't proud the post office. you think so?" she meekly ventured, glass or stone jar, put in an ounce of of oystsr juice. Bake in a quick oven Holland they raise 100 bushels of ef I am han'sum. It is one ov them, "Put the stove up in twenty-seven oil of vitriol and a gallon of rain or fifteen or twenty minutes. as she handed him a nice cup of steaming wheat to the acre. We, with perhaps minutes found all the legs pipe all high-posted beds, an' whin I gits inter liver water. Let it steep in this for coffee, and pushed the fresh, hot the richest heritage given to man, have there didn't swear a lick!" exclaimed The Atlanta Constitution, in a it I hain't huv up ter the wall like somebody about half an hour. Take it out, biscuits a little nearer his plate, as t* Old Squire Silvertop, as he emphasized BO impoverished the soil, or failed to chapter on "old maids" not wholly work it with the hands until dry, was under it boostin' ov it every clause with a swing of the improve it, that our wheat crop does though for a coaxer. complimentary, pays this tribute to when it will be pliable a nd soft. The "Wall, one day I hed ter go to taoun poker, and then gave the fire a dig not average fifteen bushels per acre. one of the class: "One of the fairest moio worked the softer. Use no The question of "putting up the that made it see stars, or rather on biziness, an' ez I wus goin' ter be How to enrich the land from itself is girls of Baldwin county, the first bom grease." stove" when the "melancholy days" sparks. aoutall night I takes my grip along, the question. Soils that abound in and the pet, lost her father when she draw nigh is one that is universally "You're sure he didn't swear, eh?" was in her sixteenth year. She was plant food insoluble in water, that with my night-gownd an' night-cap in it. The Wasteful West. doubtingly relegated to the limbo of "last resorts." engaged to a worthy young man, who lime will decompose, may be rapidly I went ter the circus,walked around an' xin all well or ill regulated households Mr. 0 Moffet writes to the New "Well, there^s his hired man, ask urged her to marry him, in order that enriched from its application. seen the sights, hed my fill ov peanuts, York Tribune that in the town oi Ottumwa, him," said someone. he might protect her. 'No,' she replied, Possibly the present one was no exception, Iowa, near Avhich he lives, an an' about eleven o'clock, I sashays up to John swore to the truth of the statement' Hens are in effect mere egg mediums, 'mother reeds me now." The else why did the worthy matr ordinance requires that streets and a nd to keep these mediums in good the hotel wat's kept by Mr. St. Nickylason, mother's life proved a wreck through alleys be kept free of refuse, a nd in "That's the kind of a man we wa nt on hasten to diplomatically suggest running order we must keep up the Broadway street. I Avalks up ter grief over her husband's death. Our some seasons hundreds of loads of in our politics of to-day. A. reformer, thrift and health of the organs. The that the honorable head of the prospective the desk and sez ter the feller behind heroine removed the family to Savannah, stable manure are carted away, who begins at home, reforms himself first thing to produce this is cleanliness fireside "try some of those the bar, sez I, 'I want a room.' procured employment, educated befoi he looks for the mote, political dumped and Avasted. At the same ot quarters, comfortable lodging biscuits while they are nice and hot." a nd maintained her tour little sisters, or otherwise, hiu neighbor's eye. "'How high?"" sez he. tune there are wornout farms near by places, a nd nutritious food. Fowls saw them happily married, a nd kept Now that man is going to make his (it seems strange to see this word applied The daughter ceased shoveling divers "'I don't care,' sez I 'ennyAAhar betwixt are filthy birds as far as their appetites mark 'fore Ions mark my words, he'll her mother absolutely removed from to the alleged "inexhaustible" teaspoonfuls of sugar into her yer an' the roofT' are concerned, a nd will consume be assessor or county clerk or governor, AA'est) rendered unproductive and unprofitable care and trouble. She is now indeed coffee, and almost shudderingly awaited "He laffs an' sa/ 'I mean ther price. uncleanly food and drink from dirty, or something else, 'fore we're much for the wa nt of it. He is an old maid, but her old maidhood is stagnant water, but they are cleanly the "irrepressible conflict." Will $10 soot yer?"' older. He's the coming man!" Avi&er in his day, as, appears from the a crown which will shine with splendor about their bodies, and nice to a fine "I tole him that I didn't want ter buy Paterfamilias quietly selected a following in The Homestead. speak of a reformer nowadays is throughout all eternity." point. The better we keep our hens to invite opposition. The mere mention the house, an' that I only kem ter btay nicely browned biscuit, broke it, buttered the richer and larger are the eggs. of that ill-fated word knocks I make some of this available by one night. He sed he'd compormise on the upper half, and then simply Hon to Cook Hot Water. many an otherwise consistent man hauling tAVO miles and up a heavy hill, The men who make the most money $2, an' I finally gcv it ter him. and concisely said- The late Charles Delmonico used to politically silly. Hence, hostility, alleybuL besides buying 300 loads from a dairy from rearing pigs have learned to mature "Want me ter keep them A talk about the new hot-water cure. I believe it is generally conceded nay, war soon pushes its "wrinkled and making about a load a day at them early. do this it is necessary sed he, pintin' ter mj grip. that man dislikes to tackle so cold He said thg Delmonicos were the first front" to view, a nd the boom is on. home, all of AA'hich is put upon a part to provide good warm quarters blooded a thing as a stove. ut that I wusn't as gieen as that, and I tuk to recommend it to guests who complained It is my opinion." said a voice that of forty acres. Does this pay? Well, for the breeding stock a nd young pigs coffee has warmed me up till I declare occupied the coal scuttle a nd Avas otherwise of having no appetite. "Take it up with me. A nigger shoAved me up if you see the contrast betAveen my during the cold weather, and feed as I would stand up to a set-to with the distinguished by long, gray a cup of hot water a nd lemon and you place a nd the one adjoining, which to ther attick, an' to make a long story liberally as possible with a variety of the mo st scientific stove in existence, whiskers a nd a briarwood pipe, "it's will fell better," was the formula never had scarcely a load of manure, short, I got inside and locked mj self in. a fa Sullivan but I'll compromise on my opinion that that feller done that nourishing food. It costs just as adopted. The lemon juice takes aw ay the question Avould be easily settled. Ther wus a bed in one end o' ther room, another biscuit for the present. to attract attention. He's advertising much to sustain the animal life, and the insipidity of hot water. For tins This contrast is mo st noticeable in but it looked too purty to muss up, an' 1 They're just splendid." himself, he is. 0 he's a cute the shorter time that life has to be anti-bilious remedy the caterers charged time of drouth. Even the grass, Avild 'un." Mother and daughter looked at each guess it wus only thar fur show. the price of a drink of their best sustained, in order to obtain a given kinds and all, on the neglected farm Other the father was interested in 'I'll bet cigars for the crowd that liquors (twenty-five cents or more), are parched a nd stunted Avhile mine result, the greater will naturally be the I hunted through the other room, spreading another upper half. you can't put up a stove without and it certainly was a wiser way to are bright, green a nd vigorous. It requires profit. an' thar I found a bed. It Avas a funny "0,1 fixed for it two days ago, but swearin'. And if you've got your spend small change than in alcohol. no close observer to see double lookin' thing, an" wus med ov tin with OArer the oth- you seemed to be hurried or worried Corn, wheat a nd barley are good stove in yet, this season, you've been "Few people know how to cook the yield in the one case about business, a nd so I hated to Avooden sides. I didn't like ther looks guilty of some mighty tall cussin'." food tor poultry as far as they go, but er, a nd since land is valued at $3 00 wrater." Charles used to affirm. "The bother you about it." "Well, I did put mine up last Thursday, they are not sufficient. Fowls, when ov it, but I Avusn't goin' ter be green, per acre here, a nd it costs as much to secret is putting good fre^h water into 'jWell, you see, I've just been apEy and everything went all right till on a range, pick up a large quantity so I ondresses an' jumps in. Ther cultiA^ate a crop on one place as the a neat kettle already quite warm and ointed Superintendent of Registrars a leg slipped out that I ad put in of seeds of weeds, vegetable matter,insects, other, buildings fences, etc., are about setting the water to boil quickly, a nd folks at hum hed tole me not ter WOAV President Cleveland. My duties four times, and the thing careened a nd worms, and these, or good the same.theproblem is easily solved." then taking it right off to use in tea, ther gas out, but ter turn it out, an' are a little arduous. The Registrars over a nd caught my thumb 'gin the substitutes for them, must be supplied Even those Avho show some appreciation coffee or other drinks before it is when I gets in I looks fur ther crank. are worked very hard, and I have to wall. Jerusalam, how it did hurt fo** fowls that have only a confined ol manure made right at home spoiled. let it ste am and simmer see that they have proper and sufficient and I tell you I jest had to let it out." I finds it all right an' giA es it a yank range. Rape seed, green mustard,cotton use poor managemnt. For instance, and evaporate uiitil the good water nourishment. One of 'em fainted "Well," said the Squire, "the man What happint? I was almost drownded. is it throAvn out piles under eave& to seed, sunflower seed, hemp seed, is all in the atmosphere and the lime yesterday from overwork," and he has set a good example, a nd I'm goin' Somebody up stairs, I gue&s, pours leach for half the year. Mr. Moffet's and broken bones make a good substitute a nd iron dregs only left in the kettleban! winked with his off eye at daughter. to give him credit for it. Now oArer me, is a better Avay and might itself be for the odds and ends of food about a million pails of water that is what makes a great many While mother was trying to get the that's me'" a nd he hit the stove another improved upon by spreading at once which are usually picked up by fowls. people sick, and is worse than no an' I yells an' yells ontil ther hired man tangle out of his last remarks, he had whack over the head. instead of heaping These must be grown in greater part, water at all." Every lady who reads buttered and eaten another upper cums in an' yanks me out. The lodge was late letting out that "Every morning when I clean out because most of them cannot be purchased, this valuable recipe of a great a nd half. He was dainty in his epicureanism. night, and the club in the post office 'Who thro wed that water?" sez I i\ my stables I drive" a sled to the door, and it is advisable to have a careful cook should never forget how smoked itself into invisibility over the shoAv me ther man wot throwed that and the daily supply makes a comfortable piece of ground adjacent to the yards to cook water. "Then you'll be ready to put the new wonder but the hero of the hour load AAhich I haul out ana dump water, an' I'll pulverize him, I will by to grow them upon.' stove up to-night, after supper, will sat quietly at home, toasting his feet just Avhere I Avant it then in spring I grasshoppers?' you?" she finally asked. and eating grapes. A Plant Table. spread and plough under. At that "Then he called me a derned fool, and "What's the matter with putting it The next morning he awoke to find Household Miscellany. time of year there are no crops in the Window-plants often cause us vexation up now?" himself famous. He soon passed from it was a bath-tub. Then I hed ter go Mrs. Mary D. Wellcome, of Maine, Avay, the ground is frozen and it can a nd damage from litter a nd stain "Why you can't do it this morning local to metropolitan, aye cosmopolitan down by the kitchen stove and stay who has cultivated hundreds of varities be put wheie most desirable, besides a nd actual injury to sill a nd carpets. the train goes in forty minutes." notonty, for he became the topic of geraniums"the best of bedding thar all night ter git dry. No more hotels saA'ing one handling and Avhat A'irtues I And the plants themselves very often "Call John'" of the clubs, on the streets, in the barbet may be otherwise lost. In the fall plants"reminds beginners that fur me, an' if I'd caught old St. lose their beauty, if not all their life, shops, "between acts" at the theater, Mother a nd daughter looked at each I gather up Avhat the COAA'S drop during not all novelties are improvements on Nickylas I'd a mashed him, I would, by from the dryness of stove-heated air, -.i* pertinent paragraps cropped out other some more, as'this Napoleonic the summer and use on my rnead- the contrary "often very inferior," even when no immediately fatal gas in the papers about "the coming fiat went forth, a nd another upperhalf howder."New York Sunday World. OAV for a top-dressing. Another use and put on the market because they man," "the stove as a platform," a escapes. Seeing the pinched a nd pallid disappeared. I have found for manure. In seeding bring more than twice as much as the non-swearing campaign," a reformer The hired man was out in the patch leaves, we are often prompted to Little Linnet. meadoAvs I find that the drouth of Avho reformed himself," "the new it made him so mad at being disturbed oldr sorts. That is among "tricks of make bad Avorse by o\-erwatering at When the sun has eone to rest, summer kills the young growth, but party of the hearthstone." The Associated that he yanked a tomato from the the root rath er than make a slop by the trade Still "truly fine plants At the close of day, Avhere my ground has been well Press forwarded it to the vine and hit a yellow rooster a tremendous frequent sprinkling of theHeaves. All are offered underthis head every year." \.nd the twilight wraps the earth. manured a nd given a smooth surface leading papers, who commented on whack with it. this trouble is remedied by the simple In its raautle graj, it makes an excellent meadoAV in fall the truly wonderful event. It was Soon there was a select assembly in Cauliflower.Trim off the outside expedient of using a flat-topped stand, and top-dressing Avith horse manure cabled across the ocean, a nd the Linnet waits for papa's coming, the coal shed the introductory services leaves and put into salted boiling with a rim rTSund the top, so that an during winter Iget a good set, because London Shiverer announced in a ponderous And will gladly greet him were short the monument of perversiwas water. When tender take out carefully inch or two of sand, or moss, or the manure keeps the ground moist article that a hitherto unknown When she hears his footsteps near quickly unveiled (it had a nd lay on a dish. Pour over it both, can serve as a bed for and I am sure ol a good catch and the quantity has been brought to She will spring to meet him. been placed in a corner and covered sauce made thus: "Stir into two gi\res a good vigorous start." the po ts to stand on. If this is always manure light in America it the shape of a man with an old carpet six months tablespoonfuls melted butter in a kept moist there will always be If there were no little Linnet who kept control of his temper under jbefore), and a slow-moving, bent-back saucepan a heaping tablespoonful of a gratetul vapor rising through the At the Avindow there, Seeding a Lawn. wh at is considered the mo st trying ordeal procession, attended by two mourners flour, stir till the flour is well cooked, foliage of the plants, a nd this is indispensable All the world would seem to papa known to manthe putting up as body-guard, sidled its sinuous A lawn should be seeded without Very cold and bare. to their health a nd good a then add milk or cream till the gravy of a &to\e. He possesses the elements way through the yard, across the any grain crop and in the Spring. If pearaece. is thin as batter, season with pepper or a reformer that certainly bespeak porch and in at the door, only pausing Linnet is but four year3 old, it is a small one it is better to have a nd salt and pour over the cauliflower. fine presidential timber." long enough to keep from skinning Yet her smilling face the ground spaded a nd raked very Of course the pan or pan-shaped top Gives the sweetest welcome its knuckles against the door posts, Newspaper reporters hastened to smoothly if the space is large the must be Avatertight to save the carpet. None could fill her place. to the zinc throne that had been raised sharpen their pencils preparatory to ground should be ploAved a nd cross- Watering becomes an easy matter Colored hose that stain the feet for His Iron Majesty the legs were adjusted, sounding their victim about new issues ploAved and Aveli fertilized with artificial comparatiA'ely, and the water-can and Little daughters, don't you- see should be th us treated: Put them into every one fit, not one had and "keynotes" a nd other viscera of fertilizer harrowed or raked in. other implements can be kept under doJ Something yon may a pail of boiling hot clear water let swelled or shrunk in the interim the the body politic. It will pay to do the Avork well, therefore the plants and hidden by a valance. If to others you are loving, them stand until cool, rub them ont stovepipe slipped into its joints Possibly it would be well to follow Weft** 1,000 pounds of fine bone dust, The stand itself can then be of the They will love jou too by hand, a nd put into hot salt water. aghast at the unwarranted humility the "new quantity" to the morning 300 pounds of gypsum, a nd 500 simplest material eA'en a store-box SuTibeam. When cool,rinse from that thoroughly, of its former joint conspirators, the that he wakes up a nd finds himself infamous, pounds of muriate ot pota sh per acre may ansAver the purpose. With castors legs it actually forgot to put its elbows wring dry, a nd hang out smoothly in or sentenced to congress, or wrhole may be turned may be used. It is best to use this in Toombs and Hale. A under it the the shade to dry. Black cotton goods akimbo or trail soot on the carpet something for his "friends" will see to Avindowrto examine any the Spring, soAvn broadcaot a nd raked aAvay from the it was an "unconditional surren- of all kinds are benefited by the same While a member of the United State* 1 it that the new discovery is made a or harrowed in Avith the seed after plants, or to saA/e the plants when the treatment the first time they are ng a cultivator through the der." In iust twenty-seven minutes political factor. Senate Robert Toombs* style of oratory runn night Is likely to be very cold. Our washed, using the usual method of from the time that the upper That hitherto happy home will soon and argument is represented to have ground and thorough harrowing. The winters are so long, AA'ith all outdoors washing with soap after scalding. half of that last biscuit was buttered, be surrounded by howling mobs a nd been such that his opponents were wary seed should be of se\eral kinds timothy covered Avith the hues of death, that or in just twenty-four minutes from blaring bands, for the novelty loving Dr. Dio Lewis, illustrating the influence and orchard grass are wholly inadmissible in attacking him. The late Hon. John we need the solace of a bit of green, the time that John astonished the American people will have a "new of a quiet, social temper at on account of their manner warmed up here a nd there by some P. Hale, of New Hampshire, who is reputed yellow rooster with the tomato that rage it will be like Colonel Sellers' mealtime, remarks that an Englishman, of growth. Running-rooted kinds on bright floral colors, especially Avhen stove was in its place, secure, erect, a to have possessed the faculty of "Eyewater""the more they take,the without observing the laws of ly should be used, as creeping bent, weakness or duty or inclement AA'eather ."standing illustration and unparalleled more they'll want." apt and good-natured repartee, on one exercise or sleep, will digest an enormous red top. Kentucky blue-grass, crested confines us indoors.N. Y. Tribune. example of what science, deftness Roller rinks will take a back seat! occasion entered the lists with the Southern dinner and preserve his stomach, dog's tail, and meadoAV fescue, with a a nd good nature can accomplishthe Some day the poor man will possibly Luncheons. Senator, and certainly was not because of his two hours of chat small quantity of Avhite clover. Of I Man, the Hour and the Stove had wish that he had"just a little" worsted by the encounter. Soon after and good fellowship. Let him From Good Housekeeping. the grasses 20 pounds per acre should 1 i^rnade close connection that time. and saved his reputation! for only eat the same quantity in the American be sown, at tAvo sowings, across each Hale's admission to the Senate he deliv- {P" Luncheon for the family is always a *^Npt even a "big, big smote upon too soon will sanguinary editors "let rapid restaurant fashion, sitting other to get an even stand. After ow ,the astonished air with trenchant sug4eesfciveness. very simple affair, and is generally slip the dogs of war" upon him. ered a speech on the slavery question, alone, a nd he would soon be a wretched irg the ground should be well rolled. There had been nothing composed entirely of cold meats, fish and was answered by Mr. Toombs, who *lifce it since the last eclipse, or flood, ?7-l dyspeptic. a nd bread. For guests it is very similar said that, "judging from the tenor oi Benjamin Fish, a relative of Mrs. fy or something. to the late breakfast. Ladies only The following mixture is good to the speech of the gentleman from New Mother and daughter gazed at each Barnum, and who has for years been A New Discovery. are invited to lunch, however. The keep the hair from falling. One ounce secretaiy of the "greatest show," is a Hampshire, he must be the character of jv other in utter consternation for half hour for this repast is seldom earlier Professor James Warren is announ lac sulphur, one pint of bay rum, one man of wealth, a nd chose the position, whom Shakspeare spoke S|*'' an hour, a nd then it occurred to them than one o'clock, a nd sometimes much ced as the inventor of a new process which he has now resigned, for the pint rose water, and frangipani enough that it would be a good thing to build later. A luncheon given to invited 'Hail! horrors, hall!'" of reducing ores by the aid of electricity. "life" it afforded He returns to his to destroy the smell of the sulphur. a fire and get out the stove polish. guests ean be made up of salads, While examining a piece of gold "However this might be replied^' home in England. During his secretaryship Hethe coming panwas going on his Wet the scalp daily with this and rub oysters and various fancy dishes, bearing quartz,he accidentally let it fall Hale, "there was no question but the he has handled $10,000,000 & way rejoicing. or brush it in well. but some very fashionable people affect Where! into one of the dynamos, which was without making an error. gentleman from Georgia was the one to great simplicity upon such occasions, Why toward the train leisurely in motion at the time. On looking There is a qualitative test lor butter Id^v4 whom Watts refers when he savs giving only a cup of tea or for the piece of quartz the next day, so simple that any liousewife can put ^fc^t^ smoking a cigar. chocolate, some thin slices of bread 'Hark! from the Toombs a doleful sound A London society for the suppression he found it in the dynamo, and to his Ij|%g| But the mustard seed ad been it into successful practice. A clean Mine ears attend the cry.' a nd butter with cold tongue, or even of mendicancy has handed over surprise the gold in the quartz ad 4 ^planted the leaven ad been introduc- piece of white paper is smeared with a dainty little crackers or wafers, thinking two hundred thousand begging letters been melted a nd had un to one side little of the suspected butter. The Philosophical Pleasures. it more healthful to reserve the appetite to a committee, in consequence of of the rock, forming a beautiful butto Pretty soon a fire was burning Si aper is then rolled up and set on fire. for dinner but in the arrangement which over sixty thousand professional n. immediately instituted a $ ^cheerily.*' "Siderial phenomena," as the almanacs the butter is pure the smell of the of the table, which may be decorated vagabonds and imposters have gj-s "What was the'matter with your series of experiments, and succeeded say, are frequent and gratifying burning paper is rath er pleasant but with flowers or fruit I fancy fallen* into the hands ot the police. i&ffafcher this morning?" said the next in evolving a process by which gold, the odor is distinctively tallowy if the these nights, and philosophers all ovei cakes and bonbons. The tablecloth One beggar carried with him a tongue jj^door neighbor, as she hastily wiped silver, and copper can be instantly "butter" is made up wholly or in part a nd napkins are usually colored. the country are departing from theii in alcohol, which, as a notice inform ||JIV|thedishpan and hung it up to dry smelted from concentrations by of animal fats. a The courses should be fewer in num usually quiet lives to sit up and sein- /i If,4 "why, I declare, I never saw him in ed the public, was his own tongue,lost XL wr i. powerful electric shock, almo st equal- fltich a good humor," a nd she looked by a surgical operation, K^^VS*^'-?*. tillate with their only loe Aurora. is tne West of England verbenas for ber than for a breakfast party, a nd ing in intensitv a stroke of lightning Philadelphia News.