$Ty$m TgHfiT Internal Revenue Commltlonr"a *Mte, held the oJice since February, 1883.' Thin 4*S MEMSOTA STATE SEWS. rjf IMmiimtodCfcws. appointment resulted from the canvass port. Ifif 'W Sh Became MMornxm.^ Exciting Balloon Adventure. made by McCormick tor, the maxahalsbip. Ho**Jen, Conn., Special to Hew TnitfUw "I don't say that I approve of Mormonism," The annual report olthe internal revenue An exciting balloon adventure was Tire plum he has secured is hardly as big or The yield of apples this season commissioner has been given out. It covers Caroline Brown, the wife efTJudge- James observed the old man as he witnessed at Dover. The occupants juicy as Capt. Matatta's but there is a the year ended June30,last,and embraces, New London, Windham and. Tolland Brown, of Mankato, died vgr suddenly of great deal of respectability goinjj'.with of the balloon, who had a narrow escape chewed away at afresh quid '"but I also, additional informa'ion for July, heart disease. She had beeoin poor health counties was never equalled before. the office. The secretaryship is worth with their lives, were Captain August and September of the current fiscal owe one o' them 'ere-Mormon elders a for a number of years. Every tree is heavily laden with fruit. $1,800 a year, while the marshalship is year. Of the total receipts in the United Dale, A. Crane and F. Carew. The debt of gratitude I km never pay.** At Red Wing John Nystrfm. had'Charles worth $8,000 or $9,000, and commands Splendid fruit is sold at ten cento a #1 States of $112,421121 during the year balloon which started from the neighborhood "How's that?" asked one olthe F. Peterson arrested on complaint of slander. more patronage than any other office in ff. bushel, given away or carted* to tfce ending June 30, 1885, the following collections group. "/H The jury awarded the plaintiff damages the territory. Teller's term had two years of Folkestone, was first were made in Northwestern districts: mills, around which apples are piled to the amount of five cents. yet to run. "Waal, I don't mind teTfin' ye the sighted at Dovergat about 4 o'clock. then sailin at a exeat altitude g in great gold and pink tinted piles as Capt. McCormick is about fifty-five years R. P. Barron, a New Yopk. capitalist, is wa sarcumstanc+e to while away the time K, ^_ C I* Second, Iowa, S. M. Green...?.^ $1,958,811 high as a man's head. The mills grind of age, and has been a resident of the territory prospecting at Mille Lacs fake with a view 'Lon 'bou twentyyear a Third, Iowa, J. E, Simpson... 182,526 Long bout twentyyeara ago, when I the neighborhood of Shakes- for a number of years. He has always all day, and are flanked by big open to erect a possible summer resort" there, eve Fourth, Iowa, J. W. Biirdotte 80,721 had some shape to me a widde up had some shape to me, a widder up ZZJ^*53i was aL Ll* *f- been identified with the Democratic when the S Paul, Brainerd & North-western peare' eliff, and being driven to tubs of the sweet apple juice, which is Minnesota, William Bickel 492,704 in the Chenango valley got struck on party, and has served in several public capacities, railroad is opened. ward the castle before afresh westerly free for all. The Tolland county cows District of Mont., T. P. Fuller. 90,585 me. I was mashed on her. I was a with credit to himself and benefit Jtf* George N. Baxter of Faribault was- ap- wind. The occupants of the car it First, Wisconsin, I. L. Bean... 286,563 know a good'thing when they see it. to the community. He has served as mayor sort of mutual fire insurance company. pointed United States district attorney, First, Wisconsin, E. C. Wall.. 179,395 was noticed, were discharging a great They have always been fond of sweet of Fargo, and was a de'egate to the Chicago Two hours after I first sot eyes vice Searle, resigned. '&$%? Second, Wis,, Henry Harnden.. 151 412 quantity of ballast, apparently having convention which nominated Mr. Cleveland. cider, and they never miss a chance on her she squoze my hand. I responded Third, Wis., H. M. Kutchin... 241,745 Some idiot flagged a freight train'^ear some difficulty in keeping the balloon togetdrunk at the mills. They are by hugging her waist. She called me Sixth,Wis.,Leonard Lottndge ,173,901 Hastings, and the second! section ran into up. Soon after it had passed enjoying themselves this fall. Not less it, causing a bad wreck. During the year 664 illicit stills have been her deary. I called her my dovey. over Dover Castle it was seen that A New U. S. Attorney. seized, the greater number being in Georgia, than half a dozen of them have been Dang my buttons, if we wasn't engaged Theodore Bartlett, a eivil engineer, died something was wrong, and that the North Carolina and Tennessee. One was The -esident appointed John N. Baxter gloriously drunk within a tew weeks, at St. Paul of typhoid fever. in less'n five hours!** balloon was descending very rapidly. seized in the Thiid Wisconsin district, being of Faribault to be attorney of the U. S., and the rest are awaiting a chance to "Was she nice?" Capitalists are said to be contemplating the only one in the Northwest, and At this time the aeronauts were over for the district of Minnesota. Mr. Baxter putting up large flax and flouring: mills on follow suit. William Bishop's AkJerney "Urn! ShewasanangeH Forabout $202 worth of miscellaneous property in went to Faribault fifteen years ago.making the channel, about two miles from the the St. Louis river, near Duluth. set the pernicious example. He four weeks I "was the happiest man in Wisconsin. A recommendation is made in his debut in public life there as a bricklayer. shore, and the utmost excitement prevailed York State. It seemed as if I trod on regard to salaries ,hat will affect a number missed her at the close of a day recently, The meeting of the eounty superintendents He was steady and industrious, and no one in the town, the people assembling of collectors. It is proposed to readjust of Minnesota has-been called for Monday, was surprised when about three years later air half the time. Bimeby adarkshadder and hunted over his farm for her in great numbers on the piers as follows 25 or \eii $2,000, up to 37,- Dec. 28, at the state capitoL The he began the study of law with Batchellor got up and humped itself across .unsuccessfully, until early in the evening and sea front. The balloon continued 000, $2,125, to$50,000,$2,250 $50,000 to meeting will be in session two days and will & Buckle. From that time on his progress my azure sky." he found her in an unused cellar. to descend very rapidly, for be followed by the meeting of the state $75,000, $2,375 and in like proportion up was rapid. He served several terms "What was it?" She lay on her back, her hoofs waving teachers' association. The topics to be to $1,000,000, collections at a maximum as county attorney, and was considered the moment sinking and then being "Why, I diskivered that the widder the beet prosecuting attorney in the state. discussed will be. "Visitation of Schools," salary of $4,500. In the statistics of tobacco In the air, and on her face was an expression dragged through the water. Several had her faults. She had a temper like "Teachers' Institutes," "Local Associations," ie prosecuted the Younger brothers when it is shown that 294 factories in of supreme and unexpected boats put off from shore, but they were "Grading Country Schools" and they were convicted. He has been mayor Iowa used 987,505 pounds of tobacco, an old meat axe: she smoked a pipe happiness. "She was drunk clean unable to get anywhere near the balloon, "Teachers' Reading Circles." of Faribault several times and occupied making 43,384,000cigars 158 in Minnesoa she walked in her sleep she believedin through," said Mr. Bishop afterwards owing to the rapid rate at which several positions on the school boards. used 631,732 pounds, making 27,- Register Hartley, ot the Dulnth land dreams. We had a little tiff, same as in describing her condition, "but I hated the wind carried it. Mr. Reader, the He was a state delegate to the Chicago conof 865,795 cigar? 6 in Montana made office, expects to turn over the office to all lovers, and she picked up an old vention 1884. He is about forty years Captain of the Dover tug Granville, 311,850 cigars from 7,518 pounds ot to to disturb her she looked so resigned his successor Dec. 1, and will then return scythe and run me half a mile. Then old, has a family, and has always been a bacco 275 in Wisconsin used 2,005,789 who went to the rescue, says his attention and surprised. I took me to attend to his large business interests in I begun to claw off." Democrat. Gordon E Cole thinks that pounds, making 85,965,395 cigars. Following was first drawn to a balloon, Brainerd. thirty minutes to coax her to get up Faribault to a man will applaud his selection. "Wanted to break, eh?" are the statistics of proof spirits at about 5 o'clock. It was then descending and go home. She was all right next The election on incorporation of the village rectified in the Northwestern states in the "The wust way. She begged my pardon, very rapidly off the shore between of Hinckley was carried in the affirmative 'day, but she went around with her year. and called me deary and dovey, by a vote of 93 in favor to 57 against. the convict barracks and tha head down as though it was heavy, Iowa, Second disiiict $53,181 Battle in a Dakota Jury Room. and allowed that I was the noblest South Foreland. Seeing the dangerous At the competitive exhibition of the Iowa. Third district 56,434 and she had a longing expression as Roman on earth, but I insisted that Sioux Falls Special. In the district scholars of Michigan Academy of Owatonna, situation of the aeronauts he at Minnesota 199,394 though a cocktail would be the proper the silver cord was busted. Then she court rather a remarkable proceeding was the judges on essays gave th^ir decisions, Montana 3,743 once weighed anchor at the Admiralty ,thing." The next cow to get tipsy sued me for breach o' promisedamages having read the compositions, the introduced on the 24th inst. The case of Wisconsin, First district 1,178,629 pier and proceeeded at full speed to was Wm. Blackman's and the effect of authors being unknown to them: First Ole and Gunder Thompson against J. A. $10,000." Wisconsin, Second distiict 40,333 the spot. One of the London Steam prize, Miss V. Mead second, prize. Miss N. Pettigrew has been on trial three days and her indulgence was that she "dried Wisconsin, Third district 10,937 "That was tough." Navigation Company's steamers, the M. Jone3. After along absence, the judges was given to the jury about 6 o'clock last The largest exportation of spirits during off." Her symptoms were the same "Yes, I sweat over it like a yoke o' Sir Walter Raliegh, A\hich had]ust left returned, Hon. C. Hickman complimented night. This morning the jury came into thefiscil year was 2,113,661 gallons of as the Alderney. Then several of Henry cattle drawin' in hay. The day the the class on the high order of declamation, the Admiralty pier with passengers for court with a sealed verdict, but before the Kentucky whisky to Bremen. This amount Daggett's cows drank not wisely of suit was to be called I drivdowntothe awarding the first prize to C. verdict was presented, the fact came to the Ramsgate, also gave chase, the g3eatest was about nine tenths of the entire exportation D. Case, the second to F. L. Carey, and the cider, and tumbled down in helpless depot to take the train for the county knowledge of the judge that one of the jurymen from United States ports, and was excitement prevailing among the third to F. P. Buffom. bad taken to the jury room a intoxication about the cider mill. seat, and I found her there. She come made to escape tax. There were on hand passengers. The balloon struck the bottle of liquor and had used the same too June 30 in warehouses under bond, in Iowa right up an' shook hands as if nothiu' Finally a prohibitory deacon's steer The Apsumption (German Catholic) water a little to the westward of the freely for his own good. The judge set the 465,009 gallons, in Montana 966 gallons, Church at St. Paul raised over $6,000 at had happened, and when we went into filled himself with apple juice, and South Foreland lights and tie car verdict aside and administered a most in Wisconsin 157,288 gallons. There are a courch fair. the cars she says, says she: woke up the quiet neighborhood, sank. It was feared that th* occupants scathing rebuke to the jury. The case is spirits remaining in the Northwest distillery At St. Paul, John Williamson, bookkeeper "'John Henry, 'taint your money prancing along the highway, and trying one which has been once before tried, and were lost, as the balloon ent warehoubes Oct. 1, 1885 Iowa, 48,798 for Beck & Rank, pamteis, was badly I'm after, but it's you I want.' was taken to the supreme court, where the to lock horns with a pair of bars. Nebraska, 81,913 Wisconsin, 94,113. over on her side and rolled a' out a cut with a knife by Andrew Hanson, a judgment was reversed and the case remanded "'But you can'thaveme, Lucy Ann,' Then the Tolland farmers resolved im good deal on the water, but the men painter. back to the district court for a answers. How Elections in England are Conducted. that it was imperative to adopt some were soon seen clinging to the ropes new trial. The question involved is a matter A. C. Daniels of Oronoco has received a 'Mebbe not, but you had no right and signaling for assistance. Although course of action to promote sobriety Elections are not in England, as with us, of damages occasioned by the construction back pension of $600. to promise me.' the tide was setting in the opposite among our stock." accomplished in one day. When a general of the St. Olof mill dam, and the Several urchins from seven to ten years 'I "Waal, purty soon I looked down setting aside of this verdict will necessitate election for members of the house of commons direction, the balloon was impelled of age at St. Charles secured a barrel of another expensive trial. takes place, the voting is continued the car and spies a Mormon elder. I through the \ate by the wind at a wine from a burning store and got gloriously Fighting a* Sea-Elephant. for about two weeks, daily, in different knowed he was, 'cause I'd seen him in full. great rate, and the tug gamed on them, It parts of the United Kingdom. The election Attica. He was a missionary, sent very slowly. The men were seen to be Up round Behring's Straus the natives Hunters near Eagle Bend are killing a Decision on Barbed Wire. officers of each county and borough appoint 9 out to gather in the harvest. The in a very exhausted state when the large number of deer and the settlers are polling days in then respective districts. live mostly on whales' blubber. Judge Brewer of the United States district harvest had been mighty slim, and he threatening to prosecute them. tug was within halt a mile of them. A I the piesent election the writs court at Des Moines has rendered an Up there they hunt the walrus for his looked as glum as a grasshopper left galley, manned by some travelers who are made returnable on Dec. 4. Dissolution A Worthington lawyer took in $1,000 on important decision in the case of Washburn behind the drove, I goes over to him ivory and oil, and also for his hide, appeals filed by settlers during the recent of the last parliament has been declared, had sighted the balloon, shot out & Moen vs. The Gnnnell Barbed Wire land scare. and nominations and elections commenced and softly says: from St. Margaret's bay. and just succeeded Company. A decision was made last spring which they make into boots. I've on Monday. In the case of a county in getting out to the balloon as The Minnesota Land and Loan Company sustaining the validity of the Glidden patent 'Elder, what of the cause?' seen sometimes as many as 500 of the leturning officer must give notice of the of Lake City has organized with a capital and the right of plaintiffs to contiol it. she was drifting by, the tug being within 'Tis a glorious one,' he answers. day of election within two days after he receives those animals on a cake of ice, all bellowing of $25,000. It was decided at that time that the master half a mile of them. Lines were "'And the converts?' the writ, and in a borough on the day in chancery should determine the amount of The Congregational church of Rochester like thunder, so that you could thrown to the aeronauts, and they 'Ray ther skeerce.' he receives the rit, or the next day. In damages to be paid. He fixed the sum at has extended a call to Rev. S. F. Milliken were hauled into the galley with much counties the election day must ncft be later '"Say, Elder, do you want to hear them for miles. $41,850. The defendants excepted and argued of Ottumwa, Iowa. than the ninth day after the receipt of the difficulty. They were very much exhausted make a hundred dollars and a fustclass the case at the last term of the federal Then there's the sea-elephant, and Bishop Whipple preached the commemoration writ and in a burgh not later than the by their immersion, and were court in this city. Judge Brewer in his decision convert at the same time?' I they are tough fellows, too. It' sermon before the Domestic and fourth day after the writ is leceived. The at once taken ashore, Ayhere restoratives now reduces the amount from $41,- axed him. Foreign Missionary Society of the Episcopal easy enough killing 'em, but when various sheriffs publish in the daily newspapers 850 to about $24,000, stating that while weie administered. The caiibo 'If it ar' the Lord's will,'he solemnly church in Philadelphia. Th the dates when nominations must they are dying they kick up a great 1 that amount for damages was probably of the accident is said to be due to answers. Press of that city says. "He wears a black be made, and the dates of polling in the fuss. With their little short teeth I've too low, he would fix the royalty which the Captain Dale losing control of the regulator skull cap, and has man marks of individuality several districts. Voting will go on "Waal, I sent him over to talk to company should pay hereafter at a figure seen 'em bite off apiece of rock as big and power." at the top of the balloon. The all over the kingdom, first in the boroughs Lucy Ann, and in fifteen minutes she whirii should be large enough to compensate. as a spittoon and throw it at a man and then in the counties, until Dec. 4 balloon had evidently lost a large Charles H. Clark, secretary of the Minneapolis whistles to me. I goes over, and they with fearful force. I found one on a or 5. Thus the sheriff of Sutherland and quantity of gas, as it partly collapsed Fair association, died from a stroke was squeezing hands and lookin' everlastin' reef one day, and as we needed some Ross notifies that in Sutherlandshire ol paralysis. on the tug coming up to it. Preparations A Cruel Stepmother. bliss into each other's orbs. more oil I ordered the boat-steerer to the nominations will be made Tuesday, were made by the Captain of the S. Rathbun of St. Cloud had a letter a 'John Henry,' says she, 'a widder Nov. 24, the voting will take place Saturday At Delaware, Ohio, Mrs. William Dunlap, make for the gully-way in the rocks tug to secure the balloon, but it suddenly few days ago from a brother whom he had Nov. 28, and that the votes will be woman may want money, but she who had formerly moved in good society, where he was. We came right up to rose from the water soon after not heard from before for fifteen years. counted and declared Wednesday,' Dec. 2. being a member of a leading church, was wants a second husband wuss. Let's him, put an iron into him, and hauled Thpy parted boys fourteen and seventeen it was released from its impediment, Other dates are assigned by other sheriffs sent to jail for sixty days to subsist upon dicker.' him after us out into clear water. and are now men old and gray. The brother in their respective districts. A candidate and ascended to a great height, drifting bread and water and fined $100 for cruelty "'How much to squelch the suit, Then I got into the bow right under met a stranger who told him there was for the house of commons need not be a to her stepchildren. The story of her away over the cliffs in the direct ion Lucy?' his nose, when he grabbed the bow of an S. Rathbun in St. Cloud and he wrote to resident of the distiict in which he is a cruelty as brought out at the trial is of Ramsgate. see if it was his brother. 'Gimme two hundred?' In twenty candidate. Any Englishman can contest the boat in his teeth and tore away a most shocking, A few days since any district, provided he is properly qualified, she covered the body of one of the children, minutes I had it all fixed, and in three a streak fore and aft. He bit off the Fire originated in the pork-packinghouse no matter where he lives. Under the a little girl, with soft soap, pumped cold of Haas Br js.,located on tlie corner of Kent ends of three lances, and another he days she headed west with the elder." new franchise law the new house will have A Mother's Disgrace Visited upon water on the little one, and scrubbed her and Lafond streets, St. Paul, and the building snapped out of my hands and tried to "Ever, hear of her afterward?" 670 member* against the 652 of the ol with a broom. The other child, a boy, was burned to the ground, incurring a Her Daughter. throw it at us. "Slightly. About a year after I met ouse. Formerly.most of the members came had been suspended in a deep well by*a loss of $7,500. the elder over in the Mohawk valley. from the boroughs but now the majority A dispatch from Halifax, N. S., says rope. Other cruelties were clearly proven Once he made a snap at me with his About 3,681 acres of state land* were will come from the counties, sict rotten He wouldn't speak to me." by the Humane society in the prosecution. head, throwing me right into the boat that a little over fifteen years. agoeaTh disposed of in Brown county, prices ranging legitimate child, a girl boroughs have been wiped out by the new The woman was followed to the jail by a 'Whence this disdain?' says I as I from $5 to $10.75 per acre. on my back. I picked up a hatchet arrangements alone, and 104 altogether. young woman, now the wife of a Dominion crowd of 300 people, whojeered and hooted a driv him into a fence corner. and with my two hands buried it in The new lines have been drawn so as to se The big pine sale recently made by the and talked of tar and feathers. government official in Halifax, 'Alas!' sighs he, 'but you were tolo -cure a fairer distribution of population Northern Pacific is on land located on the his head up to the handle. I killed good. She broke my jaw, g8B1'ofithyr busted than under the cranky old system. The St. Louis river, and all tributary to Duluth. and related to the family of well-known him outright. He was 25 feet long, harem, and~r kicked sov much new law, however, is yet far from being and gave two dozen barrels of oil. We The first man who ever turned a furrow Jr .71 ~*r,.*L* and respectable people, was delivered wide in its scope, and its provisions yet 1W- in Montana is said to be Thomas W. Harris A. A. Day has sold his farm in Empire, ^we0Ut made blanket-sheets of his blubber, hamper and restrict. It embodies the most fl that can't find 'nunf Scriptur' tto of Bitter Root valley, who came to the consisting of 960 acres, together with all that we cant find Scrmtnr child was placed in a city orphanage, cutting it into piecesthree feet square. rigid safeguards against corruption and territory with Maj. Owen in 1852. the stock, implements, grain, etc., to A. J. hold a prayer meetin' on. Go away, Then piercing a hole in the center of where it remained until three years bribery which have taxed the ingenuity of Gillette of West St. Paul for $25,000. designin' villaingo 'way.' An employment agent at La Crosse is in candidates to evade. each block, and running through a ago, wnen she was taken out ojTa trouble for taking improper liberties with Mr. Windom tells the Winona Herald "And I went." spun rope, we made a raft of them family in need of a maid-servant. For a female customer. that he is not a candidate for any office, towed it to the ship. The usual way some timetu the girl livenome with thos nere Affair of "Honah" in Georgia. but adds: "I do not say that I am permanently Elizur Wright, a well known abolitionist "-Pi*-- vii me oi "Oh,Dat 'Possum," to kill a sea elephant used to be to out of politics for I expect to people W,s but the latter removing to Sa mot sisters, who, recognizing the and ex-laborer with Garrison and Phillips, De Atlanta Specie!-Col. Albert Howell was W- take an interest in political affairs. Bu run right up to him, hit him under the an Francisco left her to shift for herself. is dead. mortally wounded by Henry C. Pope in a Yei look atetde 'possum andUsmack a at present I am not a candidate for any jaw with an oar, which would make In searching for a new situation she *l dispute at the union depot. Col. Howell ltV}?^rh6h%&h\& M. Martin, editor of a provincial newspaper ack office." him raise up his head, when we would *f happened to visit the home of her is a brother of Evan P. Howell, editor inchief in Denmark, has been sentenced to ri g, Quite a number of occupants of railroad nd fire right up through his mouth into ot the Daily Constitution, and is the four months' imprisonment on a charge of mnfnov'fl undertook0 Cliofor -lirrt/% t.^n^mi^' of' thHe^ cirU 4~ a the charge S lands in Renville county have been before jesas 'fo yer get ter de do" do yer take yer general manager of the union passenger depot. inciting people to take take up arras and the brain. less ye ee te ve tak v aun resemblance and, aware of the neck1 famil drive the obnoxious Estrupp from power. the Redwood Falls land office for the past While in his office Col. Howell was axe handle and put 'em across de episode of many years before, made nr few days on account of the claim made by approached by Pope, who asked"What and brake de neck by pullinDIob de Mr. Parnell lias withdrawn from the contest inquiiies which resulted in the girls Land Commissioner Sparks that the Winona time does the next train come in Col/Gnllcramnier's Hotel. for parliament in the Irish district ol tail. Den yer take 'em\ing deea i'ouse, an' & St. Peter company have more land identification beyond a doubt. The on the State roftd/'' Liverpool. de ole womaTn done left great big fire han they are legally entitled to. 1 In an interview with Col. Gullcram- ""JM "I don't know," said Col. Howell. aunt undertook the charge of the girl A party of Russian officers, while drunk, heap full hickory ashes. \er takes for the time and made the latter's "You ought to know," said Pope. "That Iac mer, published in the Jacksonville Pipestone is to have anew hotel containng assaulted the commissioner of police, and is what you are paid for." fifty rooms furnished throughout with Times-Union, that distinguished Flor Floridian %?t^J*S$$$$^ mother acquainted, ith her disco^ry. are to be court-martialed. "I am not paid lor any such thing, and all the modern con\ emences. The mother, respected by a large circle says: "I am on the eve of one The Montreal Witness offers a reward of have nothing to do with the affairs of that in dar, an' an when yer take him outer of friends and acquaintances, became A fire at St. Charles destroyed D. Bacon's $1,000 for a cace of smallpox originating of the grandest schemes you ever road," replied Howell. dar de har des pull off dess as easy,an' furniture store and contents also George terror-stricken that her husband, who in the handling of any Montreal newspapapers. "You are a dci liar," said Pope. heard of. The St. James people over yer put him in some hot water an' Smith's drug store. Welshold's harness was in ignorance of her early disgrace, Quick as a flash Col. Howell grabbed an there have had their house full of shop and Dr. Martin's office. Loss. $9,- scrapes him wid er case knife, an, should learn the terrible story, and inkstand and huiled it at Pope, knocking Lieut. H. T. Allen, who recently returned bridal couples week after week during 000 insurance, $3,900. he cums clean. Den yer takes him down. Pope immediately got up and threatened if the affair was disclosed from an exploring expedition to Alaska, the season. Why, would you believe asked Col. Howell, "When and where can I out de intrals, hang him upto William Smith of Red Lake Falls was appointed him to kill herself. The young girl has been ordered to Washington from Dan it?two hotels are doubling their see you, and settle this matter?" "You can register of the Crookston land an' wash him good, den yer salts him Conner barracks by the secretary of war. sought out her mother, but her appeals capacity for the coming sea-son. What see me right here, and now." answered Col. office. He formerly lived at Le Seuer. down, an, puts him away twel Monday The president recently received and disposed for recognition were ignored. A few Howell, whereupon Pope drew his pistol for? Why, just to take care of more Neil Murray, son of City Attorney Murray morning. Monday morning cum, of 187 visitors in seven minutes. months ago the younggiri was seduced, and fired at Howell, hitting him in the upper bridal couples. What do two young of St. Paul, was married to Miss Lucy de ole 'oman takes him out an' parbile it is alleged, by a young man, the son Leading Democrats are trying to have right breast. At this junctureaspecial Alexander, at Devil's Lake, Dak. people who have just been married in him good, den she git 'bout peck Secretary Bayard bounced from the state of a brewer in Halifax. A few nights policeman arretted Pope, and Howell was Peterson, hardware, at Preston, has the far away regions of the bleak North department. er taters an'den slices dem taters, an' taken to the office of Dr. Dan Howell, his ago she gave birth to a stillborn child failed. care about such practical, hum-drum, brother. The patient suffers but little piles 'em all ober him, an' den she On account of Bismarck's wholesale expulsions and on her deathbed told the above. prosy matters as dinner? They come The Minnesota & Northwestern is said to pain, but is in a critical condition, as there from Prussia, the druggists in Galicia bakes him twel de grease run all fru story. be contemplating an extention to Duluth. is great danger of secondary hemorrhage, to Florida to sit among our orange now order their supplies from Paris instead dem taters. Den sne takes him out which wouLl undoubtedly prove fatal. of from Berlin. The propeller United Empire brought 200 groves and talk love, to bill and coo, an' puts him in de big dish an' sets Italian laborers from the line of the Canadian The Deepest Well in the World. to spend their honeymoon. All the The porte, by the advice of RuBsia and him on de dinner table wid de taters New Chief Justice of Dakota. Pacific road, part of whom will stay England, has counseled Servia to Btop the stuff they eat during their stay in the piled all ober him. Yer cum ter dinner From the Oil, Paint and Drug Reporter. in Duluth this winter, and the rest scatter war. The president has appointed Bartlett State would not fill a quart cup, and fum de fiel' an' yer walks in an' over the North west. Dr. Sherwin, Duluth's The deepest well in the world is located Tripp, of Yankton, to be chief justice of King Theebaw has called out more troops, our hotels are charging them $5 a day, sets down to der table, but yer doan health officer, was at the boat, and would at Homewood, Pa. It is owned the Territory of Dakota. but they don't interfere with the British or $10 a pair, to speak accurately, eat dat 'possum den! allow none of them to land without proof Bartlett Tripp is an able lawyer, some by George Westinghouse, jr. The average advance. of vaccination or being vaccinated. without giving them any quid pro quo. forty years of age, and a resident of Yankton. No sah, doan eat dat 'possum den! depth of the Homew ood wells is Parnell, fearing defeat, declines to run I propose to build an immense bridal During his residence in that city he Reports to Bradstreet's mercantile agency Arter dinner yer des takes him an' de ft V. about 1,850 feet. In the well now for parliament from the Liverpool district. has taken an active part in the affairs of in St. Paul are to the effect that a chattel palace right here in this park. I intend taters an' sets him up in de cupboard. drilling everything found of the nature The new Sunday law in Vienna forbid? the teiritory, and, while not generally recognized mortgage on the furniture of the Grand hotel having a twenty-inch artesian Bimeby yer cums hum frum yer days of gas or water at a depth of 2,000 printers to do any work on Sunday evening. as a Domociatic leader, yet he has at Fergus Falls was foreclosed. C. Peterson, well bored along here somewhere. The hard wuk ter yer supper. You're feet was cased off as unimportant, exerted cons,Jeiabl influence in directing a dealer in hardware at Preston, The president has made the following ap palace will be round in shape, have a mity worn out, fer yer been wuking in the policy of the party. has has made an assignment for the benefit ol pointment: William A. Beach, collector ol and the drill at present is said to be a thousand rooms, and the fountain de fiel' hard all day. Yer sits down beeninfavo- of division of theterritory.and his creditors. The general store of James internal revenue for theTwenty-first district little over 6,000 feet below the surface, will occupy the center. This will be Blackburn at Hurley, Wis., has been closed was president of the constitutional convention outside de cabin of NewYork GeorgeW. Miller,marshalWest #do' an' takes yer which would make it by all odds lp by the sheriff on an execution. filled with gold fish. The rarest and that met at Sioux Falls in 1883. ern disirict of Pennsylvania Ellijah Gales, pipe an' smokes*. 'Fore long Sam the deepest well in the orld. A careful I At that ti.n* his counsels were considered marshal Western district of Missouri, most delicious varieties of the orange, About $2,500 of Georgetown school says: "Daddy, supper ready/' But record is being kept, and portions -the wisest, Mid he did much in shaping the Benjamin Ledbotter, surveyor general Donds were sold at 98 cents. I lemon and other tropical fruits I will yer des set dar yer doan go in. Yer document hamed. Dm ins the convention of each formation encountered preserved. of Louisiana. have growing about the fountain. John Lenga, while intoxicated, was killed wait twel de ole 'oman an' de chillun pres? i at that place last September he was Since it would necessarily Ex-Confederates are "now disqualified by the cars at Minneiska. The trees shall be filled with turtle go off ter bed. Den yer knocks de nt a few dnjs and was one of the strongest from holding offices in the departments have to be a very prolific gas vein to *"1 doves, thoroughly trained how to bill ashes out yer pipe, an' goes in. Yer advocates of the movement to secure John Zimmerman, a stranger, was run only by reason of the limit of age. which justify such deep drilling, it is a difficult and coo. Here, after my hotel is statehood for the northern half of the terI moves de leetle squar' table front de over and killed by a street car at St. Paul. would bar out most veterans of the war matter to conjecture the object J? ritory. As a lawyer he stands second to built, say about the middle of February, fire an' puts yer cha'r close up darby on both sides, were it not that a special Hans Johnson, of Granby, four miles that prompts such a work, unless it **J none in the territory, and his appointment exception is made in favor of Union sol 1886, it will be thrown open to it. Den yer goes ter de cupboard an' north of Nicollett station, Nicolett Co., will^ive universal satisfaction. ran diers. be to satisfy a morbid curiosity. S' bridal couples only. I don't propose gits de 'possum an' de taters. Yer committed suicide by shooting himself in for congress against Pettigrew in 1880. mr. There are in Washington County some 0 puts 'em on de table. Yertelldeole to run any eating department, just a Jestie Porter, a pretty girl of Salem, the head. A few years ago he married a wells drilled to the depth of 4,000 feet, ,-J Mass., was punched in the cheek by a young widow and ever since the marrirge he has 'oman ter go out an'lock de do'. Den little fruit and ice cream. Here will BM* Secretary of Dakota, ftj^g man with a vaccination point. The virue been trying to get his wife to deed him the and the only others so far as known *a| dar yer is. Yer an' de 'possum all by be all the conditions to spend a delicious farm aid she has persistently refused. 'took, and the gii l*s head is horribly swollen Washington Special. Capt. McCormick approaching the depth reached by Mr. yerselves togedder. Yer frows de ole honeymoon." 7 Thnraday Johnson got drunk, went home and she has been laid up three weeks. of Grand Forks was appointed secretary bat on de no', takes yer seat in dat Westinghouse is an artesian well in "What will you name your hotel?" and drove all the family out of the house, of Dakota, to succeed Senator Teller's cha'r by de table an' gibs yer soul ter The Minnesota revenue district paid ir France, at which a depth of 5,000 teet and took a gun and blew the top of his "The Honeymoon Paradise." kinsman, T. H. Teller of Oiuo, who has ***?-v* i $492,704 last year. head off. was reached. %^i% v* J&*$&^$ V6r Goal w 4*s8*