"j1 iiiiw*sipwa s *1fBgr^*^0 3! O*^, 8UN8ET. "Will, you are utterly ridiculous." 1 plied the brass knocker and was Legal Tender. THDHA*F. MARSHALL, approval. Crittenden acknowledged I knew it pleased her though, and I answered by a pleasant looking farmer. The Niagara Falls haokman contends AAA now on my last cruise I go, the compliment in a graceful I was about to repeat my theme with And in a lonely quest Anecdotes of the Most Brilliant Orator Kentucky that he belongs to the natural scenery and happy manner, and Marshall rose some brilliant variations, when I beheld Yet the wind wakes the strong tides flow. "Any clocks you would like to have Has ProducedThe Crashing: and shouldn't be removed. to reply. He was more than-usually Forever to the west. old Samp, coming from one way repaired to-day?" Defeat He Administered to a I eloquent, and made a splendid speech. FrictnAi matches are now made a1 and Mrs. Warner from another. "Wal, now, I dun^know there's that Rival Many Years Ago. Ciood by' All wild and strange the sea, At its close he turned to the ladles and the rate of 24,000 per minute, and the The two entered together. And pleasant is the shore old clock father left me. "I've alius I have alluded to John Quincy Adams, said: children can have plenty to play with. flat thouuh the coast be dear to me, "Mr. Sampson, will you just look at thought I'd like to have that put to writes a correspondent to The I shall return no more. this telegram? I can't make it out at "No-bouquets for mei' Ladies, I was Dio Lewis has lived so high whil rights." Louisville Courier-Journal. His name all. Will you please read it for me?" born at that early day in Kentucky recommending everybody else tc Yet many a aolden isle may rise, "Very well, I would be pleased to recalls that of Thomas F. Marshall, the of pa-adise, when the {esthetic had not supplanted 'ae I felt a tremor waltz up and down And mannyo guidmg star, starve that he does'nt feel very well straighten it up for you." most brilliant man that even Kentucky app r my spinal column when &he paused. the utilitarian, when girls, instead of himself. "What do you charge?" has produced. In an evil hour Marshall Old Samp, put on his glasses, and Where our bdcncd are. cultivating the useless graces that attract "Onedollar, sir." The people who rent houses in New had a discussion with the "old took the paper into his hand. He the frivolous, practiced those The eastern sky look* blrak and cold. "That's mor'n its worth. I'll give York city have made no demand for man eloquent" upon a matter of fact, But day is nearly done looked at it a minute, and then he habits of usefulness that fitted them to you a quarter an' your dinner?" rents to come down. All they ask is My boat rocks a track of gold and as a result was badly worsted, as glanced at Bismarck. be wives of brave men and mothers of "All right, sir. I'll do it." for the walls to stand up. I follow the setting sun Henry Clay himself was worsted, by sturdy children. In that primitive "Ahem! Miss Lautenschlager, did Fortunately he did not wait for me It takes two weeks to recover from an appeal to Adams' inevitable diary, Good by forever love' and yet day the maiden had no.bower where you write out this telegram?" to finish my work before dinner, h the effects of pepper thrown into the which the ex-president invoked on all Whatmaj thedarkuessh.de* Flora held her court, but, on the contrary, "No, sir." On sea or land, if v,e two me% took me at once to the kitchen. eyes. Be satisfied to take these figures such occasions. Marshall -was the they planted and nourisned ample "You must have done so, it is written I should be satisfied I wonder what the old fellow thought instead of the pepper. most eloquent man of his day. His beds of mint andi fcansy. In the in German. Read it aloud, Miss 31 Kendall, mthe Magazine of Art of my appetite, I saw him watching speech had the dulcet sweetness of the Recent events prove that RLel had early morn the patriarch of the household Lautenschlager." me with an astonished look. harp of Orpheus, and was as persuasive more blab than fight in his composition. took down his 'stirrup' cup and BISMARCK. "1 know nothing about it," replied "Don't you wish you had given me as the plea of Phryne betore He probably expected to be brewed a beverage whose basis was Bismarck, turning white as she took a dollar instead of my dinner r" slipped the hostile court. It would have softened bought off instead of attacked. old Bouarbon,' such as Bacchus never Everyone thought me a remarkable the paper. out of my mouth before I thought. the marble bosom of Rhadamanthus offered to- Olympian deity, and all the Nicolini not only played billiards lucky youngster when I secured the Old Samp, took an angry step toward "I swan I do," replied he with a guffaw. and planted the germ of mercy family, from eldest to. youngest, partook when he should have been singing_ toi position of assistant operator in the her. "But. if you can tinker as well in his tlinty heart. Marshall was a ot it in copious draughts, and.lidies, Mapleson, but he plaved such a pool little telegraph office at Ellicott, but I "Don't deny it, Miss Lautenschlager, as you can eat, I won't find no fault." singular genius, as erratic as Petersboro you never heard o a child d\ ing ^ame that everybody stuck him. soon found out that Old Samp, as the you wrote that, now read it After dinner he conducted me to a and as gifted as Admirable of worms in that day. If Fahnestock troys called him, never would be invited aloud." A wildcat, which escaped from the pleasant sitting room and placed an Crichton, though a slave to his passions had lived then he would have starved to join the angel band it he did I was about to interpose but Bismarck Cincinnati "Zoo" three months ago, old fashioned clock upon the table for and without individuality of to death." not sandpaper oft the ragged edges ot spoke up quicicly. has been the means of keeping 10,00C me to manipulate. character sufficient to resist temptation bis uneven temper. It must be a mistake^ Mr. Sampson, Shouts of laughter greeted the conceits, boys home o' nights ever since. or reform a broken life. Like He then left me. I looked at that Jacob Sampson, properly was my it is not a telegram, only something and the ladies precipitateh tied. A New York State woman pointed Sir William Xonge, "nothing but such clock with defiance and tackled it with employer, and if 1 did not get drilled which 1 scribbled in an idle moment." One more anecdote-: There lived in an old pistol at a tramp and it blazed a character could drvg down such a vim. It came to pieces readily in that office! But there was one ray "Indeed! Read it, Miss Lautenschlager." Kentucky, thirty or forty years ago, a away and killed a $35 calf. She ought parts, and nothing but such parts enough. All I could do was to rub ft of lightone oasis in the desert ot my man named Pilcher. It "would require to have pointed It at the calf. could sustain such a character." a little and put it together again, butl life that wretched little prison, and "I had rather not." replied Bismarck, the pen of Fielding and the license would do that much any way. The Rev. Tom Beecher has made a. Until he was elected to congress that wasBismarck. the tears gathering in her that permitted the portraiture of I As I was busy scouring up the dustcovered request in his will that his body be Marshall's convivial habits had not Bismarck was the prettiest, sweetest eyes. 'Squire Weston to properly sketch his wheels, I became conscious cremated and that his-widow avoid obtained the mastery over him. little gem of a German girl that "Read it, I say, I will know what is character. He was a rude, uncultured,, that there were some girls in the next wearing black. Nothing captious He once went to Philadelphia to deliver sver breathed. That is her parents going on in this office," shouted old sapient man, with great natural room taking an unseen survey of myself about him. a lecture, ike subject of which were Germans, who, having been disappointed Samp, his bald head growing purple abilities a scorpion, tongue, laden and my doings. The door between was the "Life and Charactersof Na- What on earth the army wants of a in a son, had named their with anger. There wa much with the poison of asps. He was as us was wide open, and I could Great.'r poleon the $10,000 balloon is a m\ stery, but the only daughter after the great Count dissolute as John Wilks, and his temper "It is only Mr. Depue's name, written hear them tittering as they looked curiosity to hear him, for his fame as Ordnance Board has ordered one Von Bismarck. is fittingly described b} O'Connell's over a couple of times, and my through the crack behind the" door. I an orator was national, and the lecture made. Perhaps it is to give the officers Bismarck had never been outside ot epithet, "ramicot."" He was a own," replied Bismarck bravely, but could hear too the click of a sewins had remarkable excellencies in a an airing. the State, and nothing but the sweetest sort of political Dalgetty, and, with turning from red to white. machine and the rustle of cloth in that literary, historical and critical point little accent In the world would The building inspectors of Chicago the vulgar herd, a considerable force. 'And you wrote it?" forbidden domain, but I concentrated of view. The hall was filled with the &ave told you that her parents were have held an inquest on a structure He had vanquished every opponent "Yes sir." my mind upon my work, and soon I beauty, grace, and culture ot the Quaker aiot simon pure Americans. whicn tumbled down, and come to the who would consent to meet himeven "Pretty occupation for a young la- began to wonder if ever I could put city. When the lecturer appeared conclusion that "it probably was not Her place in our office was that of Ben Hardin, whom John Randolph dy," he sneered. "The next thing is the thing together again. before his audience he was "pretty far substantially erected." copyist and pupil she had been well said was a "kitchen-knife whetted on how did Mrs. Warner get hold of it?" south," that is. I tried it it was a vain endeavor. I ducated and was now learning telegraphy a brickbat." But in invective, his They took three ounces ofi brainsaway "I sent it to her," said I, boldly, changed it a halt-dozen times but still He as no' fu' but just had plenty, of Old Samp, who treated us most powerful weapon, he found hi? from a Pennsylvania man without looking old Samp in the eye. it was no go. What was to be done? and he began to repeat his lecture after both with all the arrogance ot a low-bred master in Pilcher. injuring his smartness in the least. "What did you do that for?" he I called my futile brain to my aid, and first interpolating the following: man. There is a great deal ot waste material asked, nearly excited enough to strike Such was the man who was pitted was about to inform my employer that "Ladies and gentlemen, I have not about the human body. But for all the vigilance of his little me. against Marshall. The} met at Louis I had left some very important tools a doubt that Napoleon Bonaparte was mole-like eyes, I found opportunity to A horse at Charleston tipped oven a ville on Corn island* a lively spot nea I felt perfectly reckless of consequences. where I had last plied my trade, and a direct lineal descendant and heir-atlaw say many a sweet word to pretty little the Kentucky shore in bhio. Thv couple of bee-hives to see if the\ contained After his brutality to Bismarck, propose to go back for them before finishing of a 'woods colt' of Julius Csesar Bismarck, and had often noted the crowd assembled just at nightfall, an I would have liked to throttle oats or bees. It pained him my work, and thus escape, begrottten while that hero was sowing tenderness in her big blue eyes, and was composed of the beauty, wealth him, besides I never believe in jamming considerably to discover that oats when I heard from the next room a his crop of wild oats on the banks ot the flush on her cheek grew to rival and worth of the city. It was in th the cat back in the bag when his weren't left 1\ ing around in that shape. different sound from that of the sewing the Adriatic or in one of the isles of fcho damask rose when I had uttered early dajsot Marshall's career, whei head is out. 1 answered boldly: One reason why England shouldn't machine. the Mediterranean." some daring word of love. Daring, his budding genius gave promise allow Russia to seize Herat is- because "Because she i around here boring It was that of an improvised telegraph. The thought was well received, and because 1 never could get a word of the richest fruition. The crowd wai she intends to give it a new name IU us continually. I thought I would The tapping ot some hard substance he delivered his lecture with his accustomed Tepiy from darling Bismarck upon the with Marshall, though Pilcher ha* case of possession. It will be called give her something to study on a little, upon the window pane and to eloquence. He was a great subject. friends in the throng. Popoftkoskovitch or some such thing. I hoped it would keep her at home my experienced ear it said: lover of Shakspeare, and knew the Oh! I was happy. In spite of poverty The son of Barrios, who is in school an hour or two. I could not myself Marshall delivered the greatest best plays from stem to stern. He "Look under your chair. You or Old Samp, I knew that Bismarck at West Point, wants to go to Guatemala read the writing, but thought it was speech, even he ever made. The audience possessed a brilliant, luxuriant, gorgeous have dropped one of the wheels." loved me. and 1 never despaired only scribbling, as it really was," concluded and avenge the death of his was with him, and he reveled in imagination, which gave a hue to I glanced quickly around. There lay of making her own it until the day I, casting a beeseeching look father, but his landlady has forbidden an ecstacy ot eloquence. He seemed everything that emanated from him, the wheel, instead of picking it up, "I when my budding idiocy bloomed into at Bismarck. him to leave the house until his board inspired with more than mortal power, while there was a happy originalityexemplified tapped with my jack-knife upon the the perfect flower. and swa)ed strong men and beautiful bill is receipted. Old Samp's sarcasm was beautiful. in all his utterances. He table: Mrs. Warner was one of the worst women as the storm the ripening "Then we are to consider this a practical illustrated Cable's sentence: "You "Who on earth are you?" The newspapers- in Lib?na have female cranks that ever bothered the harvest. In closing, he pictured th joke, Mrs. Warner. Mr. Depue, may dwart a man till he be the mere "An old friend," came back formed a ring, and run the price of human race. She was completely scene before him, and made it as vivid however, may consider himself discharged stump ot what he should be and he promptly. advertising a lost cow or a cook wanted gone on telegrams. Unfortunately she to his hearers as to his own prodigy of from his situation, and Miss will yet put forth green leaves." "Bismarck!" I shouted, bounding up to twenty-live cents. The excitement /had plenty ot money and was continually imagination. La Belle Riviere, 'the Lautenschlager, who I find was not to int^p the other room overturumg table is intense, and indignant He defended Matt Ward for the sending the most trivial messages silvery moon and its soft light and blame in the matter, may fill the vacant and clock in my haste. crowds are holding public meetings. murder of Prof. Butler in Louisville to her distant friends, and then blaming balmy air laden with the delicate and place." There she was, the precious darling, about thirty years ago. It was indeed us because they did not answer A New Yorker wants a divorce on delicious perfume of a season's fruition, "All right, sir," replied I pompously, prettier than ever. a celebrated case. Communities all fher. the grounds that his wife, who was a the vaulted skies studded with "I will depart on the next train." I caught her in my arms never heeding over the state were divided. His guilt widow when he married her, said One day when Old Samp was at dini countless sparkling eems, all passed Mrs. Warner withdrew in great indignation, the astonished lookers-on, and or innocence became a political issue. nothing about her children, but had ner she bothered me nearly out of my in review and received the impress ol and old Samp, after handing hugged her and kissed her with all the The interest was great beyond the five whom she suddeniv rushed in on wits, tete-a-teteentirelBismarck.up and broke my little his matchless fancy. His audience me my salary, shut himself up in with pent up fondness of five years, and she limits of the state, George Prentice, 1 him before the honeymoon had waned. hung breathless on his sentences. In his private office. returned the kisses. the life long friend of the father The Lowell Citizen has learned that the midst of a burst of descriptive eloquence "Mrs. Warner," said I, worn out, "Bismarck," whispered I, "can you She will not own it now, but she did, of the acussed, championed the son of a melon growing upon a shrub is the he turned to where Pilcher sat, "It you had received a telegram I evertorgive me?" I would take my oath to it, but then his friend in the columns of The Louisville latest fruit novelty in California. a few feet off. Pointing his expressive should have sent it to you." "You were not to blame, I ought I've heard that women forget all about Journal and narrowly escaped When this new style becomes generally finger and throwing into his classic and not to write such things." "Yes?" returned she queslionino'ly. their young days when they are once mob vengance. His office was sacked adopted melon stealing wilf not be mobile features a look of unutterable Oh, why did my stupid tongue say it! '"It is very strange at least. Mary settled in life. and gutted. A change of venue was had horror, he exclaimed: "But, O God, near so. hard on a fellow's back as it is "Never mind Bis, you'd had to have Jane would let me know if Robbie had and an array of counsel, such as has Bismarck informed me that her parents there is Pilcher!" [t was the devil in now. owned it sometime!" got over the measles, 1 know." rarely been equaled, appeared tor the had died of cholera almost Eden. The audience broke all bounds James Fenton took a walk in Chicago- "Owned what, sir?" defense. Besides Marshall there were as soon as they had landed in Paris, "Perhaps she thought a letter would and cheered, laughed and wept. The A female at a window smiled on "Why, that you adored me, of ^lo." Crittenden, Helm, Wolfe, Wood, and and that she had returned to orator sat down and Pilcher, conquered him. He rang the bell, was knocked course." others, but it was universally conceded America and had sewed for her living "JNo, she knows that I would want once, declined to speak. He down by a man, and finally recovered "I did not own it, sir." that Marshall's speech surpassed ever since. iSoToaow immediately. I think there said afterward that at the moment the sense enough to understand that the "Oh! yes you aid, Bis. Ask old all others. An eye-witness says that mast be some mistake. I will wait I put that clock together before I look came upon Marshall's features smile was intended tor a pooule do Samp if that wasn't owning up!" one sentence in his speech cleared the unti Mr. Sampson comes in." started for town, and what was more and his voice uttered those words, he on the street. accused. With an attitude Garnck How she did take that piece of impertinence! astonishing, the thing actually run for And she did. I stole a glance at felt himself to be the vilest of created would have studied and a tone Talma If you have a country-seat fashion I tried to joke her out ot months afterwards. Bismarck but she seemed utterly unconcerned beings. would have envied, and at the close demands that jou must" name it after it, put in vain. while the resolute Mrs. That quarter carried me to my uncle's of a climax, he exclaimed- "Will you the maples or beeches. If}ou don't Warner plied me with all sorts of suspicious "1 never will be your friend again," where I became a gentleman of considerable wife0" Ther tear him from his girl happen to have one, and can hardly questions. At lengtn I He Evened it Up. she said. importance, and after a short was not a dry eye in the room, and pay our rent in town, fashion will locked myself into the private office Still I went carelessly on. time Bismarck and myself were married. They have a lighting dog in a saloon the judge upon the bench sobbed like permit \ou to call the old shanty and let Bismarck carrj on the conversation. "Now, Bis, I didn't mean to get on Michigan avenue. They not only a child. He was once one ot a party "Idlewild," "Elm Hall," or something No, my uncle did not die and leave your dutch up in this manner. I like keep him to fight an\ do^ i the State of hunters in the mountains of Kentucky. Dt* that sort.Deti oit Free Press. us ail his property, but for all that we When Sampson came in he answered you, and its only fair that you should for spot cash, but he furnishes a heap They had been encamped for arc the happiest couple in St. Louis, &er so gruffly that she soon withdrew like me." of fun to hangers on by the way he more than a week, and were composed A War Editorial. and then he turned uoon me for with my darling BismarcK, money She turned her back upon me and picks up such cannies as happen tr of the flower o# Lexington, cultured shortly: The editor sat sadly at his aesk. does not make the man. Sara B. would not answer me drop inside at the heels of their mas gentlemen, )oang and old. When His mouth was puckered with the expression Hose, in Chicago Ledger. "Why didn't you bend that woman The train came rolling into the station. ters. It is a poor week when he night overtook them, and the evening a man assumes when he tiies about her business. Haven't you got doesn't cripple three or four, and he meal prepared and eaten, the partygathered to cut a tough piece of meat with a a tongue in vour head?" "Good-bye, Bismarck. I'm going to has killed several outright. The around the camp-fire and dis A Watch With One Wheel. silver pie-knife His cheeks were "She didn't think that I was worth write to you and you must answer other day a roughl) dressed man, car cussed every subject that offered food distended on one side by a chew ot noticing," replied I, meekly. me," said I in an agony. A curiosity in the way of watches rving a whip in his hand and looking for the contemplative mind. At that tobacco, on the other by a'mouthtul of This sort of thing lasted tor a week. was shown by Mr. E. Sordet, directoi She did not reply and I was obliged like a callous-handed son of toil, entered hour Marshall was the leader. No other Asiatic woids. She always came in about dinnertime. of the watchmakers' school at Geneva, to go, for it was the last tram that the place and called for beer. member of the party was so daring in "A-f afg-a-n ganno, g-ah-n she always waited for Sampson, and before the horological section of the stopped at Ellicott that day. He was followed by a broken-hearted speculation or illustrated his theories hang it! g-h-a-n! Afghanistan, James!" &e invariably let out his soleen upon Society of Arts. This wonder is nothing dog ot respectable size, and as soon When I reached home I wrote a half with such splendor and copiousness "Yessir." less than a watch with one wheel, as the loafers caught sight of the dozen penitent letters to Bismarck. 'EBB. of imagery. Till long past midnight "Run up to the house and tell my I grew to dread her but one manufactured in Paris in the last century canine there was much winking and They were not answered. he held his audience of more than a wife to send Tommy down with his day when both Bismarck and Sampson by a M. Gautrin. The watch was chuckling. In four weeks I was down to Ellicott. score of cultured and learned gentlemen were at dinner, there came a geography the minute he gets home presented to the National institute in Bismarck was gone, had left entranced. He was more eloquent "Better send that dog out," suggest change. trom school." 1790, being then in a deplorable state Sampson's office upon that same than when on the stump, and often ed one. "All right, sir." but the teacher of the repairing section Mrs. Warner's errand boy came in eventful afternoon. his listeners were still enchained when "Is it agin the rules of the house?" tier stead. of the school, M. Emile James, has, "Let me see.wonder How had whethet I bes advise "1 tried to hunt up her family, but dawn appeared in the east. One night I Mur "No, but he'll get chewed up." Gladstone3 after many hours of labor, succeeded "Mrs. Warner wants to know if you found that they had embarked for it was proposed that he preach a sermon "I don't see anything likely to do it, in re-establishing harmony between gha is a man or a place. But it's getting have heard from Marv Jane's Germany taking BismarcK with them. from any text, that he might select. though he ain't no fighter." baby?" the various organs, so that is now in late, so here goes:" My means would not allow me to He chose the passage: "The "There's a dog in the back room going order. The great wheel which To the thoughtful student of international "No," replied I curtly. "Ihere has follow them, and I returned home a foxes have holes and the birds of the which can snake him out in ten ticks gives the watch its name occupies the politics the recent action of message come." sadder and a wiser youth. air have nests, but the son of man has of the clock," said the bartender. bottom of the case and the center of Gladstone cannot but appear weak in "Are you sure?" Each year brought me some new not where to lay his head." For a "Wall, I dunno P'raps he might the plate it has sixty teeth, and is 33 the extreme. If he had ordered the *'Of course I am. Trot back to Mrs. calamity. I lost my parents and my long time he commented on the life and p'raps he might'ent. William mm. in diameter. Its axis carries two troops to attack Rawil-Pisode instead Warner and tell her now." only brother but "surrounded by affliction, and character ot the Savior. He presented Henry alius kinder manages to squeak pinions, one of which receives the of waiting for Gen. Kushk on the "Well 1 don't know," remarked I did not forget Bismarck. the theology of the Nazarene along somehow." motive force from a barrel, and the banks of the Komaroff a great advaneage ae. "Mrs. Warner thinks you don't Her people did not return to Ellicott in a novel and attractive light. He "Would you have any objections to other carries the minute work. The to England would certainly nave know as much as you might. Won't and I could hear nothing of them discoursed of love and preached all of my bringing in my purp?" function of this great wheel is quadruple. followed, and Sarakhs, as "far as you please write down what vou but my darling was ever in my mind, humanity, all of human longing for First, it acts on a lift, then on Kohn-Dilain was concerned, would said?'* "N-o, I guess not, though I never and often I imagined that she might peace and security. He brought a tear a lever operating on another destined "William!" encourage dog-fighting." i "Yes I will," cried I, in desperation. be wedded to some disciple of Gambrinas to every eye, and "sent a thrill through to lower the axis of the watch, and "Yessir." The saloon fighter from the head I hastily caught up a form and finding and I suffered like a lovesick every heart in that company, more lastly on a third lever, the latter serving water of fighting creek was untied that Bismarck had been scribbling "Bring me a fresh dictionary and schoolgirl. than one of whom had been skeptical to return power to the great wheel some German sentences upon and ushered in. William Henry was an icewater bandage for my head." until that day, but were so no more Money never seemed to find my at the moment when the action relents it, I was about to throw it down half asleep in the center of the room, forever. Detroit Free Press. purse a pleasant resting place, and by the rise of the axis. again, when a thought struck me. and the first thing he knew he was when I was 24 years old, 1 was made Buskin on Labor and Intellect, Mrs. Warner never could read that. rolled over and over, and something When Henry Clay died, Marshall happy by a summons from my uncle 'I dashed it into and envelope saying, It is a no less fatal error to despise had hold of him by the throat. It was delivered an eulogy upon his life and in St. Louis, asking me to come to him Boiling Water in a Sheet of Paper. i. hastily: labor, when regulated by intellect, a fleeting grip, however. The fignting character that has become a classic. and help him take care of his large than to value it for its own sake. We "Take her this and then try and dog seemed to get hold of something Longfellow declaimed that it surpassed business, for he was getting infirm and Take apiece of paperand fold it up, keep away from here." are always in these days trying to separate to discourage him and he let go anything ever uttered by the Dps of I was his only living relative. as schoolboys do, into a square box The boy had not crossed the street the two we want one man to and began sneezing and coughing. man, and Daniel S. Dickinson said Every cent that I could call my own without a lid. Hang this up to a walking when I began to feel uncomfortable. be always working, and we call ne a that he had rather have been the Then it was William Henry's turn and was not sufficient to take me to St. stick by four threads, and support Then I laughed in satisfaction as author of it than to have written gentleman and the other an operativewhereas he sailed in. In three- minutes' time Louis. I managed to get within the stick on books or other convenient I thought of the time Mrs. "Hamlet." the workman ought often to he had run the fighter out doors and twenty miles of its suburbs, but there props. Then a lamp or taper must be Warner would have trying to make be thinking and the thinker often to be across the street and would have killed I became bankrupt. I might steal a With one or two anecdotes I will placed under this dainty cauldron. In it out. working, and both should be gentlemen him in the gutter if pedestrians had ride to town, but I was so fearfully close this sketch of this most gifted a f8w moments the water will boil. in the best sense. As it is, we not inteifered. Bismarck came in directly, looking hungry. man. Marshall went into the town of rte The only fear is lest the threads make both ungentle, the one envying, prettier than ever. Versailles one day when John J. Critten "Say, stranger, how was it done?" It was at a little country station and should catch fire and let the water the other despising his brother, and "Say, Bis," coaxed I, lounging up to bad an appointment to make a asked the bartender as he picked up it would be eight hours before the first spill into the lamp and over the table. the mass of society is made up of morbid her desk, "Own up now that you are stump-speech. Marshall asked and the remains to carry them in. train would come along. What could The flame must therefore not be too just as absurdly in love with me as 1 received a division of time, and the thinkers and miserable workers I do to procure a dinner? I looked "Well, William Henry hain't nc large. The paper does not burn because am with you." "wool-pulling" began. Many ladies Now, it is only by labor that thought out of the little depot window and saw great fighter, as I told you before, it is wet, and even if it resisted were present, and to show their displeasure can be made happy and the professional She turned upon me a look which a thriving looking farm-house a half and to kinder help him out I used a the wet it would not be burned through, with Marshall's course, as would have turned the head of old should be liberal, and there mile away. pound of snuff around the vital parts. because the heat imparted to one side well as to compliment Crittenden, "Samp himself, and said in assumed in*tfenalion should be less pride felt in peculiarity My resolve was taken. I started on It's awful good for fleas and it sortei by the flame would be very rapidly they covered the latter gentleman with \i &&*^J of employment and more in excellence a brisk walk for that farm house. evens up a put-up thing!"Detroit conducted away by the other.Nature. flowers and wavedtheir handkerchiefsFree of aob,*evemen.tv gsgfc-A*^.* Press. WdO& Jv* 4/&&-S*? i i "yPHB