^^^tAiataiw^,^ JMJS.1 m*mm Health is Weakh. A Toung Husband's Woes. "An Onerv Cttss. WOW III USE36,989. One ton (2,000 pounds avoirdupois) ^f 5%* Paul Boyton has opened an *h for "Hough on Coughs," for Cooghs,- Col^s of gold or silver contains 29,963 troy (,A welcome home? Well, yes Sore Throat, Hoarseness, Troches, 15c? Liquid Cord.: Guaranteed! museum^New York. He ounces, and therefore, the value of a SSCF father," said a newly-married man, secure an old fellow whom be ton of pure gold is $602,799.21, and a -4*St who was receiving the congratulations ntered daringhis float down the ton of silver $87,704.4. A cubic foot of his bachelor comrades yesterday at river. Just, before reach* of pure gdld weighs J.,218.75 pounds Clears out rats, nlee. roaches, flie?, ants, bed All persons say theireoods are th.e best KellerP_ PoclttveJ_F V/e sk you to ex D. B. C, WMTB ip- BfcAltfTJ4T- imin.e our Improved bugs.skunks, chipmunks, gophers, 15c. L'rug. one of the fashionable clubs. "Yes," avoirdupois a cubic foot of silver Bluftf a native, who had ii .ell*rolHvorceFeed.erato MINT, a guaranteed apecide for HyeVfrUw oiutlness, 8ee* and Fertilising- Iril and our Hey Hake* Tbty he continued in a contemplative tone, weighs 655.25 pounds avoirdupis $1, rd of the capjain, saw him Contubionv *H, NerVopa Neuralgia. areTis good as the best and can be sold as cheap All are war ranted Circulars mailed free Newark Machine Headache HervoiMir^tr*tJn caused*? thee "a warmer welcome than I antieipatedt 000,000 gold coinweighs 3,685.8 pounds Newark, OHIO. Ea^rnB^nchHousTlt^^t^SZ of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Mental Depression, Palpitation, Dropsical. 8wellines. Dizziness In avoirdupois $1,000,000 silver coin I never knew before What a iharried 5LT that ain't a alligator," said he, AGENTS Softening of toe brain resaltlag la insanity intakeover ONE and leading to miseiv, decay and death. weighs 68,929.9 pounds avoirdupois. man has to endure. Do you know that ^Tmafish." hundred per cent Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of power When a fellow gets married he becomes Springing into a boat, he rowed out profit selling the In either sex, Iuvolnutary Losses and Spermatorrhea Reflecting Safety Lamp "BOtrfHtOJTCORjrs." the victim of an army of agents, can* caused by over-exeVtlon of the brain, elfahase to investigate! When within speaking on over-indulgence. Each box contains Ask for Well's''Rongh on Corn* 15c. Culck. He Never Came Again. vassers and all such cheeky cattle* distance, the captain, who was afraid VTIIl Purify the BLOOD, complete care Hard or soft corns, ss oi bun! one month's treatment, ft .00 a boa, or six boxes late MVlBK and JK1DXI Can be sold in every fatrlly. Gives and they never let up till the honeymoon of being shot, raised up, and called for $5.00,sent by mall prepaid on receipt ofprloe. O AppetiteiAEH and BESTOKlBt THK more liRht than three ordinary lamps. "Ma and I," she said shyly, "are VIGORi Wa and of TOTTTtt is over? "Halloa!" -I 1 Sample Lamp sent for flflr Sla *P "HOUGHO.V 1UTJT8" POROUS Platter. o/stren more like sisters than mother and fe&on'A*cked To core any case. With each orderreceived by as ceau i tamps. We have other "Fannie and I got back from the "Wall, I'll be dinged!" exclaimed the Stiengthening, improved the best for bacMuh. FeeUng absolui for ax boxes, accompanied with 95*00, we will household articles Cnculars free. daughter." S?JJr wedding tour Friday night* We drove old fellow, ceasing to row, and gazing pains in chest or side, rheumatism nenr ilgia FORSHEE A V4CKIN, Cincinniti.O send the purchaser oar written guarantee to re cored. Bones, muscles a "Yes?" he said, with a lingering inflection newo rorcre. wcv fund the money ir ths treatment does not effect a Rheumatism,C URES straight home, counting on a quiet 'SJT,?' receive at the captain, who in his rubber suit, NgKERSg Neuralgia, Sciatica, a TJMJV rHOFLK. k Enlivens tha mind and. euro. Guarantees Issued only by on the afterguard of the yes, Brl evening together, for the cards, you looked like some terrible xnonsterw lie pp Lumbago, Backache, Headaclie, Toothache, MW^m iPA o3J "Well's Hcnlth Renewer" restores heilth and John E. West & Go. which rose clear to the ceiling. home1 know, didn't announce us 'at LAD I E S ^"'"Bfoni complal "I have heard o' a heap o' things an' vigor, enres Dyspepsia, Headache, Nervous, ^y*****' 1 peculiar to their sex wil "Yes, indeed," said the girl, the rosy ucss, Debility $1 00 962 W. Madison St., until Monday. As I entered the vestibule, have seed a few, but you air the fust And in JBASTSK*^TBON TONIC a etfelnd Chicago speedy cure. Gives a clear, healthy complexion flush on her cheeks making her infinitely 4S 1 OTttaUS BODILY FAISS AMD ACHBs. 111. I stumbled over a pile of pamphlets, talkin alligator that lever seed." Frequent attempts at counterfeiting only ado ^VHOOPISG COUGH, |oMkrDrail]staaodDMInTrTwlMr. Fifty Cnta stalls, more beautiful than ever. "Ma and to tho popularity of the original. not experimentget circulars and catalogues as high DlTMUouln ll Lao|utM The captain, to humor the fellow, and the many Throat Affections of children, the ORIGINAL AI.D BEST. Empir Mill Co. CHARLES A. VOOELEB CO. *f HE I are inseparable. We have never been 'J of, promptly, pleasantly and as a tea chest. We walked around them bafe)y relie\ed by and not knowing that his words would IH ITS VARIOUS STAGES. Desire for stlrn TOSaUfcaOO) aUlaMi*lH4,C.e..4, OMMMMA. Rough on Conghs Troaehes, 15c Balsam 25c. separated a single day since I was a little Ulants entirely removed. Home treatment Medicine HARTER'S ONLYrUm-CONSTIMTlO 1 and went into the library. My desk enforce conviction, replied: can be administered vwthout knowledge of baby." was buried under a mountain of similar NVFRPIIR/^-- "Yes, don't many of us talk, but I patient, by placing it In coilee, tea. or ari .of MOTHEK 8n.ont broken, wor indnervonss food Cures guaranteed Scrd forparticnla "N-no?" he said, this time with an fai,in trash. got the hang of it somehow." ?Je "JS? "OLOEN SPECIFIC CO.. 185 Rar H CINOlNNA'i O ROLLER LIL. use "Well's Health Rene *er inflection on the second section of no 'Plase, sur,' said- the hired girl, Lit 1.11 riLLOCftiPE, SICKEN OR LEAVE "Wall, rfl be dinged," said the old 4: MARRIAGE GUIDE. that went only half way to the ceiling pointing to the hillock in the vestibule, fellow, slowly rowing down the stream. L.I.*\E PRESERVER. MMMBMHHHBHaB BOWELS CONSTIPATED. Persons suffering from TOBFXDXTT of the UVKB. and back again. 'thim's what's come to-day. If I'd "You must've larnt it from the Yan- If you are losing y^ur grip on life try "Wells' prlnactlvity of he BOVTOJS, will find a permanent^ 24 Rollers and 4 Burrs. "Oh, dear no," the girl went on in Health Renewer Goes direct tow eak spots OUKE by the use of these Pills. No medicine BhouId^B knowed yez was comin' home airly, I'd kees." 260 Pases. Illustrated in cloth end silt bindlnc 50o be taken without first Cleansing ths Stomach nd^^ none or |Ks sume paper covers 25c. 1 his book her artless way, "and ma and I always have lugged 'em outen the way afore Bowels with a dose of HABTER'SUVSK PIU& "Yes." "ROUGH OT* TOTHACHE." Bontolns all the carious doubtful or inquisitive want Sample dose Sent Free on applicationrby postal. said that when I was married she was Sen your address toTheDr Barte Me Co yez came. There's ben a reg'lar percession to know, largeediti ns. 10 000 each, sold every few moa. Instant relief for Meuralpia, Toothache, Face "How'd they do it?" St Louis. Mo,for our "DREAM BOOK." Health, Beauty, Happiness.aro promoted by its adlieswno free.) We take pleasure In informing the going to love my husband like her own av men and byes a'pokin' 'em cane Ask for Rough on Too'har-he 15 and 2! Fall of strange and useful information, 2 5 may marry, who not why Medictilaid when "Split my tongue." ""s^ son, and come and keep house for public that we Are now ready for business. %tcessary brought home to ycu Sent sealed by Dr. cents. under the door all day.' Enginesa "It's a pity they hadn't split your WJbUTTrEB St Louis. Mo., the great soecial1st who Paynes' Antomati!! us." The best machinery and all the PRETTY WOMAIf. Cures for life Nervous Debility, Impediments to Mar "I looked over a few of the things before blamed head open, fur you'll cause Oags. Consultation and pamphlet Ten- Ladies who would retain freshness antl vnacity. latest improvements in the manufacture "Oh-h?" William said, with a circumflex. I pitched them into the grate. devilment enough, turned loose in this Don't fail to try "Wells' Health Kei cw. of flour enable us to compete with Then he rose up slowly and There were twelve catalogues and river. Come out on the flank an' let WRIGHT INDIAN VEGETABLEPILLS firmly and said that he had a note in Catarrhal Throat Alloc tl w, the best mills in the country. price-lists from furniture-dealers, seven me get a good Jook at you. I'd like fur LIVERKFOBTH Hacking,iintating Coughs, Colds SorelThroat bank to take up at 3 o'clock, and as it We are constantly buying dry-goods and millinery advertisements my wife to see you, fur she thinks that cuied by Roiifeh on Conlis Troches 15t Li was now 9:80 he would go. And he Wheat, addressed to my wife, cards from three quid ,'5c. I'm the uglie3t thing next to a cat-fish, did go. And he didn't come back rival bakers, two paper books describing but blamed if you don't lay over me. Bye, "ROUKII I tcl. again. Not never. And ma said to burglar alarms, one illustrated catalogue Corn, Wharyou goin', any how?'' "Rough on Itch" cures l.uraois emplions -ang the girl: And all BiliousComplaints of baby coaches, four annuals worm, tetter, suit rheum fiostedfeet, chi'lb amc OUB UUDKB. "Going back down to the Mississippi." Oats, We ofTer an 8 to 10 Automatic. Spark Arrest, "That's where you missed it in not published by insurance companies, Safe to take, being purely vegetable "fining. Buckwheat, lng, Mounted Portable Engine, ltli Hill 16 ft. Tho Hopo th Jfatlon, fully trusting your mother. Why didn't and a circular announcing that in a Trice 25 cts. Ail Druggists. carriage, 3 2 ft. track tad aj s, 2 simultaneous "Whar you been?" Children,slow in development, punj eciawny lever set head blocks, 2 inch arbc\ 3 changes you tell me that man had been married few days Mr. Somebody would call and delicate,Ube "Wells' Health lltntwer. "Been up to Fort Smith went up lathe BEST, No preparatiwi leed sawyer controls feed lever and head blocks 3fSQNS SITTERS before? Had I known he was a widower Lsed with any clean pen for mark with a copy of "The Housewife's i foi from ono position SO-inch solid after a school of bass." At the Highest Market Prises* ins: anvf ibric Popular for decoraativeviork AVitfo Awake, &o*L'v saw, 6 0 ft. 8-inch 4 ply btltinp, I would have played the 'Home Friend," a compilation of choice recipes, on linen. Received C.en- "Wall, I'll be dinged if you ain't a three or foui hours every weht coughing Get feed oelta, cant-hooks, swape, teMiml II,o.*.l & Diploma. for old women' racket on him."Bur- together with a thousand and immediate rclierand sound lest by using Well's tightener, etc Itig complete for onery cuss." We sell all kinds of 1- HislitdSOyenra Sold oval operation, $1100 on cars i.u- dette in Brooklyn Eagle. "Rough on Cocglis Troches, 15 Balsam, 25c, one domestic hints invaluable to the ID ut,'ist=,StaUonersA Nes A t' "Say, if I come out may I stay all XLOVB+ jrine on skids, $100 lesa. En jnn inexperienced housekeeper. night with you?" will burn slabs from the saw twi "KBlo Pain" POrous Plaster, to eight feet long and keep nj "You may laugh, but I even found a SHOUTS,' Strengthening improved the best for backache "Yes, go a little furder down thar Tbe Fittest Subjects Grant's Father-in-Law. steam Send for catalogue 12 1 lawyer's card, inscribed: 'Legal business pains in chest or side, lheumatism, neuralgia or fever and affile, and lermttants, are an' yer ken git in the bavou an' sleep W PAYNE & MNS BRAN, &c.t the debilitated, bilious and neivous. attended to promptly and without Manufacturers all 1 AUU thar, but mind, if I ketch you on my Mr. F. T. Dent, the father of the such persons, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters 'tu.ticLup: nrsfrom2toDOOH publicity.' Do you suppose the scoundrel affords adequate protection by increasing trot-line you're gone up, talk or no A MARVELOUS STORY onattintr jmlli i i irkpe AT LOW BATES. wife of Gen. Grant, died at the white thought I'd want a divorce before vital stamina and the resistunt power of Eluim, .,ISQX 14 talk. Good bye nevereseed the like o' house on the 15th of December, 1873, the constitution-, and by checking irregularities an I hop never to agin, the end of the honeymoon? But that befoT you of the liver, stomach and bowels. surrounded by his children. He was Special Attention given to* isn't all. We were* swindled out of TOLD IN TWO LETTERS. Moreover, it eradicates malarial com* and taking a final look, he mused: a genial gentleman, 88 yearsof age, and $50 REWARD/ Ou3tom 'Work, pliants an obstinate type and stands our quiet evening, too. Can imagine "My Lawd, but he's a onery cuss." the frequenters of the white house after alone unequaled among our national ui'l bo ivaid fur am Oiain, how they found out we'd rea .hed home FnUm THE SON S York* Oct. 28*,'188*' remedies. Arkansaw Traveler Fan of same size that he became the guest of his son-in-law or sale by all Druggists and Dealers but three polite insurance agents called, ck tin and bag as much drum' Gentlemen- My father resides at Glover, had generally found him seated in the generally. SetiUnonediiv as our Pat i An extra stone for grinding feed. Yt. He has been a great sufferer from Scrof. one after another, before 10o'clock. MONARCfi Grain mi reception-room, the center of a pleasant A Extraordinary Offer. via, and the inclosed letter will tell you what heed Separator an 115aj Two of them were life insurance men, Steam Cornsheller. fijer.wa A Knowing Parrot. group of conversationalists, all attracted ich i ofler tint TRt a marvelous effect and each tried to picture to mo what a a IQW pnep Send to him by his good nature and Wood taken for cash or in exchange Ayers Sarsaparilla circular and price* IIKI horrible thing it would be for me to A correspondent of the Norwich which uill l nuili I *Mrif large fund of information. He was full IEMINGTON die and leave a wifeand perhaps a NEWARK MACHINE CO To A Wanting Employment. (Conn.) Bulletin is responsible fcr the of anecdotes of western life, and seemed gfagifeMittCJo Newark. Ohio USA. childunprovided for, and how likely pemsaw following: always ready to instruct or amuse I was to die instantly. The third was hat bad in his case. I think his blood must The venerable pastor of Putnam, the his auditors. He was much beloved in We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents in a fire insurance man, who wanted to bare contained the humor for at least ten Rev. Father Vygen, owns a parrot V |Dr a Barge, St Louis, near which city was his every county in the United States and Canada, to years but it did not show, except in the form take a risk on everything in the house ^/SCOCKSaOB TO sell a patent article of great merit, OH ITS MERIT which is a linguist, musician, telephone Winona Republican country place. He lived in the oldfashioned SewingMachine, [naueue^otthe Blood MU and Hunt- Ntrioo Drhllll DobUlly.r Skln and Hn- Ntrioo* of a scrofulous sore on the wrist, until about S. An article having a large sale, paying over before we had time to sleep. From tho operator, gymnast, and contortionist. Impotforj, Orgaala Weakneis. tionorrhtra, EtTphilllle ai ii style of keeping open house five years ago. From a few spots which appeared 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and on Hrrtnrlal Affection*. 6 icMifie trialmei t, sale aid lure way ho pictured the horrors of a fire The bird will speak Irish, Dutch, English which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale omcdiei Deformities 1 rowed Ca 1 or irnio fc Hut of for friends and neighbors. His hospitality at that time, it gradually spread so as luectionsto be answered bv hoRe dcainiiR treatment by ma 1, you might have thought we ere living by a deed given for each and every county he may ESTABLISHED I N 1855. and French, and learn a lesson in (aad to cover his entire body. I assure you he was was noted. He was never engaged Person* snnVrlncfrom Rnptnrr should .end their addms secure from us. With all these advantages to our in a powder-mill. I got mad finally UKE THE any of them with remarkable facility. terribly afflicted, and an object of pity, when Uarn (omrtbtna to their adTantapc. ItKuotatruit in political life except in his own agents, and the fact that it is an article that can DAILY AND WEEKLY EDITIONS. tddreHltr. r. IiaBAIUil Pre an I Phrtlrlan la (liar** IEMIHGTOF mn, and told him to go to the devil. Well, he began using your medicine. Now, there are Music charms him. He frequently essays be sold to every honseowner, it might not be necessary Central Bed *8urg loitlliite O^OLorist t I. ml. Ho. neighborhood, where he was always to make an "extraordinary oner" to se six more bores called on Saturday. few men of his age who enjoy as good health successor to VT Butts ^inusuiy. i^tabllnhcd 8 0 ieara. to sing, and reproduces the sound called upon to preside at political cure good agents at or.ee, bat we have concluded THE DAILY REPUBLICAN is published as he has. I could easily name fifty persons Then I broke down, and to-day I came of the human voice so well that one to make it to show, not only oar confidence in the meetings. He was always a stanch Nervous Exhaustion, who would testify to the facts in his case. every week day afternoon, in to the club to get away from them. merits of oar invention, bat in its salability by can tell whose voice he imitates. His *Y democrat, and boasted that he had voted Yours truly, W M. PHILLirs." v UNEXCELLE any agent that will handle it with energy. Our time for all the evening trains, and Take my advice, boys, and when you voice and humor are best generally in Premature Decay. for every democratic president since agents now at work are making from $150 to $600 FROM THE FATHER: contains the Associated Press tele get married don't put it in the paper." the morning. He mimics the domestic It is both a a month cle vr.aud this fact makes it safe for us he attained his majority except Buchanan, Loss of Manhood. gramma for the day, iacludiuo market Philadelphia Times. to make our offer to ail who are out of employment. [SuretoGiveSati 4ion pleasure and animals, canary bird, cat, and of whom, for some reason, he did A agent that will give our business a reports from the principal cities. It is a duty form to state to you the benefit I rooster whistles for the little poodle, not approve. He almost invariably thirty days'trial and fail to clear at least $100 in An 80-paire loth-bound Book of Ad\ ir to have derived from th use of a comprehensive and entertaining compendium and kindly calls the Newfoundland this time, abo\e all expenses can return all goods Young or "Middle ire Men with prescriptions^ came to Washington to attend presidential General Office, Ilion, Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Vanity and Gloves. unsold to ns and we will refund all the money paid fMrSelf Jr jt men! bv a K'llnr rhjMci in of the day's important news, dog by a pet name. The names of the inaugurations. An uncle of for them. Any agent or General Agent who would SENT CDCC on receipt of tiro thretj^at both at home and abroad, and embraces household members are often on his New York Office, 283 Bro stumps Address like ten or more countries and work them Mr. Dent was a member of congress "But to return to our first love, T. WILL 1AMS & CO., MILWAUKi in addition independent editorial comment throgh sub-agents for ninet days, and fail to tongue. His friendship is perpetually from Maryland, and gave the casting gloves," continued the volatile young clear at least $750 above all expenses, can letnrn Six months ago I was completely covered with on public affairs, local and general particular for a certain individual he vote when the election of Jefferson was all unsold and get their money buck. N other lady, who spoke with a cultivated Boston ^uyina *\aents Wan*** a terrible humor and scrofulous sores. Th correspondence, interesting literary has fits of revenge, and is very violent employer of agents ever dared to make such offers, carried into the House. Mr. Dent's remains accent, and viewed the reporter humor caused an incessant and intolerable nor would we if we did not know that Me miscellany, and all other features in self-defense. He commands, exhorts, were carried to St. Louis for interment, itching, and the skin cracked so as to cause through glasses. "Give me at any have agents that make more than double* the of an interesting and popular evening and denounces as if endowed with human PROr.HARRIS'PASTILLE Rl the blood to flow in many places whenever amount we guaranteed, aad but two sales a day escorted by Gen. Grant and time the vainest of females to serve U 4 Phjka paper. would give a profit of over $135 a month, and that intelligence has a somewhat regular I Voting- M'eo auJ jtr he I moved. My sufferings were great, and my his family.Ben: Perley Poore. tr rather than a vain man. Of all created tfl'NSl one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. 1 life a burden. I commenced the use of th hour for retiring, manifesting his ny, PremauuQ IxhausJo- Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer things they are the worst," said she, SABSA.PASIIXA in April last, and have used Ir many corny coniwsjaiy radicall i THE WEEKLY REPUBLICAN, |w- desire therefore by a screech of impatience. 10 fully, aud tnese we wish to send to everyone ont of I" TV. T. turning up her keen brown eyes with It regularly since that time. My condition employment who will send us three one cent tfed every Wednesday morning, is a He undertakes to advise children pajen 'y lap it up I? ro^ I o. 1 (lastlug a montlii an assumption of horror. "Actually, began to improve at once. Th sores have Iio.a(-iK tot. Recta cue, unlo*utaer.YOcaJei SU|_. sta ips for postage, dendat once and secure the Unbidden Guests. arge, six page paper, filled with the regarding the propriety of going to (Inning three mor ths), fc7. f, n4 by nail ia plain wrapS? agjncy in time for the boom, and go to work on the all healed, and I feel perfectly well in every they all 'want their gloves so tight that Dlrertlona for I Ins arromj nnyearli Ilex. J-amphktde most interesting contents of the daily school, and using a handkerchief when tei ns named in our extraordinary offer. W respectbeing now able to do a good day's Banc t_ia ciuuue aud iu t,ti u. itat a^sued vu piiio The guests who attended my wedding they have to rub their hands with soapstone woald like the address of all the agents, sewing edition for the six days preceding, and necessary. If the indolent youngsters work, although 73 years of age. Many inquire breakfast were unique in character. to'get them on. It is a fact machine solicitors and carpenters in the country, icliine I'IICK-sj inntouiK UIKU what has wrought such a cure in my case, and is especially valuable to the farmers of were as assiduous in their application and ask any reader of this paper who reads this I was married in India. I engaged foi many a time I have shortened the fingers I tell them, as I have here tried to tell you, offer, to send us at once the name and address of all Southern Minnesota, Southern Dakota, as this parrot, they would jbe bright our honeymoon a little housesixteen The symptoms aie moisture, like pcrsper it of them. It takes a man of this such they know. Address at once, or you will lose AVKB'S SABSAPABILL*. Glover, Vt., Oct. and Western Wisconsin whose local scholars. Although he seemingly distinguishes intense itching, nen tied by siruthin' miles or so from any other habitation the beit chance ever ottered to tfiose* out of type about seven times as long to decide 21,1882. Yours gratefully, distreHPing partitulailj at night, steins a if interests receive careful attention in its where there is a difference piemoymentto make money. of white menthat stood on the steep upon and be fitted to a pair of Tvcimswere criwhngiu ind ibouttht rett HIBAM PHILLIPS." columns. Its low price puts it within of rank, he has very little reverence for RKNNER MANUFACTUMSO CO g? white cliffs of the Nerbudda river,which the private irts irt sometimes iQected If gloves as any woman." 1 Smithfteld St, Pittburgh. lowed to eontuuu \er serions results may the reach of all and its merit is such the most distinguished in church or here flows through a canon of pure Aran's SABSAPABILLA eurea Scroful a 1 85 low "SWAiNCS OINTMENT" is aplu as a representative of the region for state, and naturally has no "human white marble. Close beside our house and all Scrofulous Complaints, Eryslp. surecun Also for letter, Itcl, bah Khe which it speaks that its publishers feel respect." At times he assumes a meditative Clcald Head, Krj^ipi las. Barbers Itch Bl tt las. Eczema, Blngworm, Blotches, was a little hut,where a holy man lived T.UTTS l-l!seitl},c-u=ty Skin D.seiSL. Box, by mai An Unborn Boy. justified in recommending it to every mien, especially after active and Sores, Bolls, Tumors, and Eruptions of in charge of an adjoining shrine, earning Pt* Jfo $12 Vddus, DR. S\V AYNfc, a S ,IJa "old by Liugfjists Aprilfl i family which appreciates a good ana talkative scenes. He takes great delight tho Skin. I clears the blood of all impurities, money for himself and the shrine er thought possible at any bmncsf apit il not rt S al What shall we do with our boys? is a qnhed You can at home and work In spurt reliable general newspaper, such as in whistling the raise-up-the-cur- aids digestion, stimulates the action of by polishing little pieces of marble as time only, or all the time. AH of both t-ex problem as perplexing for French as the bowels, and thus restores vitality and tain, and hurry-up-with-the-play gamut, THE REPUBLICAN has for many years Free 1 Cards and Chromos. mementoes for visitors. It was a wonderful PILLS eg, of nil nges, grandly successful Flflj for English parents. A case has just strengthens the whole system. been conceded to be. common in the opera houses and cents to $5 easily earned e\ery evening That u! I place altogether, and, while my W will send free by ul a simple seto^ been before the Paris correctional who want to work may te6t the business we make halls apparently knows good from evil wife, went in to change her dress, the PBEPABBD BY torge German, trench, and American (3a*B this nparalleled offer alwho are not well tribunal which will show what gicat Cards,on tinted and gold grounds, with a once and is quick to declare that that quality Terns Subscrlpllea fe 1885*. satisfied we will send $1 to piy for the trouble ol servants laid breakfast on the veranda Dr.J.O.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass. of over 200 different designs, on receipt of a. at importance some French parents attach writing us Pull particul irs, directions, etc sent exists in certain things. He put a overlooking the river. At the clatter THE DAILY$6 a year $3 for six for postage W will also send free by mpil free Immense pay absolutely sur3 for all who to the future trade or profession period to any current nonsense by his samples, ten of our beautiful Chromos, Bold by all Druggists 1,six bottles for IS. of the plates there began to come down start at once. Don'i delay. Address SriNsoN &. months 50 cents per month. 20 YEARS IN USE. of their offspring. M. and Me. Paneton, of ten cents to pay for packing and Co Portland, Maine imperative '^Stop!" appreciates the from the big trees that overshadowed THE WEEKLY$1.15 a year 75 enclose a confidential price list of __ during the fifteen years they have Tfct GrtatMt KgUM^rivmgl. of the Age! physiological benefit of a hearty laugh chromos. Agents wanted. Address gouse-roofeand the house, up the big trees that cents for six months. London Hair KcMtorer a nelili. been married, have had but one quarrel, & Co., 46 Summer Street, Boston, Mas when in the proper mood holds prolonged SYMPTOMS OP A A liberal Cash Commission will be rew in th ravine behind it, from the Toilet A-ticle Restores growth, color or rather the same quarrel, for the ACHESTUAINS! conversations by telephone and WANTEDCanvasserOB gloss, and softness Removes Dandruff Ans allowed Postmasters and other local itself, fro everywhere, a TORPID LIVER. motive of itjs always the same. Here tocrat'c families of Great Britain endorse it, Kit. otherwise, and manifests a love for the multitude of solemn monkeys. They agents for the Weekly. gant dressing Fragrantlj perfumed. The fivor is how it usually begins: Paneton, a so-called almighty dollar on meet occasions. ed in fashion At Druggists for 3s lXd.or 75 Cts. came up singly, and in oouples, and in LesaefMitttltc, Bowels costive, Patn la All subscriptions are payable in ad journeyman mason, comes home at 7 of S money April 985 The bird is wonderful above Mvtwith Pai ando the shoaldere tha.kemi, a doll sensation In th families, and took their places without I MALE and FEMALE vance. Specimen copies free. for dinner, as they sayhere in England fclaa Fallnsss after eating, with adlstacllaatlaa his kind. noise or fuss on the veranda, and sat ta exertion of body or mind. Remittances may be made by postal we should say supper. Paneton's orow fo engage In thf sale of our new and Import* Irritability of temper* Low spirits, with there, like an audience waiting for an I ache all over What a commoq ex. note, money order, or registered letter. is clouded. He throws himself into a works of standard charactpr larg-e proflta mi a fooling 'having neglected some duty, entertainment to commence. And, Immcon aelllna qualities. We offer a pc pressioq and how much it m.eaqs to rrjany Address, chair and says: What a dirty trade! WoarlBoao* Dlutneaa, Fluttering at the Bather Late. niauenft and lucrative biislncsa. VMr when everything was ready, the breakfast Heart* Dot* before the eyes* Headache a poor sufferer! These aches h,ave a D. SINCLAIR & CO., How can parents be so stupid as to Xtae CINCINNATI PUUUSIIINC1 CO. LAND3,??AMi or the right eye* Restlefs*ese with all laid, the monkeys all seated, I 171 W rourth .Strttt. Cmeiunatl Oh Several belated pedestrians on Madison cause, and m,ore frequently than, is generally make masons of their sons? My son %m Winona, Minn. fitfal dreams, Highly colored Urine* and went in to call my wife. "Breakfast street were surprised last night to CONSTIPATION. shall not be a mason. O, no, not if I suspected, the cause is th.e Liver or CASH PURCHASES is\ready, and they are all waiting," I 000,000 ACRES O ^mr 'Bee an old man standing in front of a know it." "O, you'rerigbt there," reEread Kidneys No disease is more painful or VVTT'S PIIXS are especially adapted VALUABLE & A said.^ "Who are waiting?" she asked, MINNEAPOLIS gorgeous saloon and inviting everybody to such eases, one dose effects such a serious than, th,ese, an,d no rerr\edy is so lied Mme. Paneton, while cutting and CHEAP SALES changeoffeelingasto astonishthe sufferer in dismay. "I thought we were going in to drink. into the soup. "He shall be a prorript an.d effective as HORSl and CARRIAG E TheyiBjereasethe A wpettte,andcausethe SKIER'S to be alone, and I was just coming out JOHN NEUMAN "Come, boys," he said, "this is about body to Take on Fleshxthm the system is cabinet-maker," continues Paneton. e*urlShLOdand bytheirTonic Action on in my dressing-gown." "Ne\er mind the last call. Walk right in and help BAZAAR, "Never while I live," replies madame, PJor! 13 now," said. "The people about here yourselves. It don't cost anything. CONSIN on tho Dealer in DYE "he shall be a wood-turner!" "A woodturner!" 9AN'rtVin,oQ of thWISONICENTR one liberaCltermsNNO iSn actualE RTHR_ are not very fashionably dressed themselves. The news is too almighty glorious for to 807. 809 & 811 Sixth Street Sou A,L IDRTSr GOODS Tj! retorts monsieur "catch me They wear pretty much the withgoodmapsentfree. ^VS* I "S any use. I'm celebrating as nobody in making a wood-turner of my boy! I Hous"1. LAN COMMlSSIOHElU.t5i7M same things all the year around." So my family ever celebrated before." Hats, Caps, notions, One Block from the Court know ten of my chums who made IT Hint or WHISKERS changed to a BITTERS- my wife came out. Imagine herastonishment. "What is it that you are celebrat- wood-turners of their sons, and every Tie Finest Horse Exchange in America A&BOmtrBLACK by a single application oi Groceries,' Provisions, In the middle of the veranda tins DTK. It imparts a natural color, acts ing?" asked a thinly clad old man who one of those lads turned bad charac- .mwwMirr, nam* Crockery and Glassware, instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or stood our breakfast table, and all the had gone in twice, and with his coat FORlKfRVRVIW RE8T0Blw7 ters." "Rubbish! Our boy shall be a We hope to supply a long fet want nnd|aftorl cent by express on receipt of Beautlfjlnc theCoaaplMl rest of the space, as well as the railings collar up was trying to ring in once Green, Dried and Canned Office, 4 4 Murray St., New York a medium for the ready disposal or purchase of wood-turner." "I tell you he shall be o* Kmonia bctaa Ti raan "nu.Biuo.iiui Bumram.. a and the steps, was covered with an immense Horsesof all cl tses, Carriages, Buggies, Wagons, more. a cabinet-maker." "My son a paste Fruits* etc, etc. 0111 rows or NOTKLADiis. No remedy has yet been, discovered more money than at anything els Harness, Lap, Robes, Whips, etc and by doing company of monkeys, as grave "Why, the Democratic victory, by taking an agency for the bes pot! I would rather strangle him with business on purelv commercial principles, secure tacfanthatITiiM(l.I aoi that is so effective iri all KIDNEY ANO as possible and as motionless and silent CLARA LOUISE KSlLOGO-Itate selling book oat Beginners succeed grandly the confidence of both buyer and seller, and shall Where've you been* you Hottentot? these hands." "You are not a mother pleuur.toaddmraaaw tx.th.Umit LIVER COMPLAINTS, MALARIA, DYSPEP- None fall. Terms free. HALLKT BOOK CO. Port endeavor to give entire satisfaction to all who may as if they were stuffed! Only their C)es 1 vboreMauatad jwr* Uqui4 Paad 1 will always take farm produte In exchange Haven't you heard the news? Jim to the boy you are a step-mother." "It -upIUI ib. laaifi tlenuWaatrd* land, Maine. favor us with their pitrorage Parties seeking SIA, etc aqd yet it is simple and h,arm,- for goods, and pay the highest market priesfor al kept blinking and their little round Blaine beat and old Cleveland elected. bargains would do well to viit the Grea is you, rather, who are a step-father." th. lidiatat alVoeuBtrla* wltii'th. at less. Scien.ce aqd rqedical skill have C.J. GREENLEAF, kinds of paper rags. aarka of apmeiatkm. Oalj to ears kept twitching. Laughing heartilyat Bazaar Horses and Carriages bought, sold and If my old father was here there At that Paneton seizes the first thing Bfiraj. iolVbj all Vnt&n corr\bined with wonderful success th,ose chung'd Moi.ey advanced on all kinds of HSCO. Paoaa which the monkeys only looked wouldn't nobody sleep in this town tonight" that comes to hand and hurls it at Horse Good", Boarding lor Horses Storage (Successor to Pepper and Son,) In connection with my store I haie a first-cla* herbs which, nature has provided for the the gravermy wife sat down. "Will madame's head. $he returns the fire, (|21-85.) DALES & CO. saloon furnished with a splendid billiard table and cure of disease. It strengthens aqd invigorates ^Practical Photographer, they eat anything?" asked she. "Try "Cleveland was elected three months and the row is renewed regularly every MIMNEAPOLIS&ST.LOIHS Notice ofSheriffs Sale on my customers will alwaysfindgood liquors and the whole system. them," I said. So she picked up a biscuit ago," said a policeman who came out night. 7eas* Third Street, St. Paul, Min Mgars.and every forenoons splendldfluneh. Hon. Thaddens Stevens, the distinguished Con. and threw it among the company. wiping his mouth. "You're a little behindhand, gresiimn. once wrote to a fellow member who was The circumstances in the case are Execution, Careful attention given to Copying old And the result! Three hundred monkeys suffering from indigestion and kidney disease old man." All goods pnrchas-dof me will be delivered to that they have no children, though they Pictures, Try Mishler-s Herb Bitters, I believe it will cure or more jumped up in the air like The stranger looked "dazed, explained any part of the city free of cost. have been fifteen years married. To be you. 1 have used it for both indigestion and affec Our Specialty,The finest work one, and just for one instant there was that he had just come in from the Minnesota Street, New Ulm, Minn tion of the kidneys, and it is the most wonderful brief, cries of "murder" are heard. that can be produced. ANTO N mi a riot that defies description. The combination of medicinal herbs I ever saw." By virtue of an execution issued out of and .in mountains'of Yuma County, Arizona, The neighbors rush in, restore peace MISHLEH HERB BITTERS CO* next instant every monkey was sitting der the seal of the District court of the 9th Jndl Lirer, Kidney or stomach Trottbk and that he had only heard the newp and go aw ay, knowing they will keep ci il district in and for the cmnty of Brown and in its place as solemn and serious as if 525 Commerce St, Philadelphia. by accident that afternoon." State ol Minnesoti, upon a judgment entered quiet for the next twenty-four hours. Symptoms Impure blood, costive bowels, Irregular it had never moved. Only, their eyes rendered and docketed in the'' s-iid^court on "Gentleman," be continued, "I want Parker'sPleasnntWorm Syrup NeverFails '1 he nuisance, however, has become so appetite, soar belching, palm inside, back 23d daj of December A 1884, in an a?tion winked and their ears twitched. My and heart, yellow nrine, burnlug when urinating, to do everything decent and in order. intolerable that we find them at length wherein Daniel Dinger is pla.nhff and WlSSn wife threw them another biscuit, and cliy.colored stools, bad breath, no desire rework, Kieshng, Henry Keller, Rudolph KieslinaT and If this here glorious triumph has been $ \7 summoned before the correctional tribunal. chills, fevers, irritability, whiti-h tongue, again the riot, and then another and Jacob Hoegcheler a.s partners as Kiesllng, Keller 00 properly celebrated in this town we'll A6ENTX dry cough, dissy head, with dnll pain in back The first witness, M. Blanchard, C- defendants, in fa%or of the said pftMtii *r another and another. But at length purL/low of memory, foggy sight. For these quit Three months ago, eh? That's ig dnst the said defendants fr he sum of Por deposctb: "Paneton and his missus are i &, troubles v"SWAYNE*s PILLS" area sure cure. we had given away all that we had to WANTED tec Hundred thlrtj a%e dollars am' eiehtv rcnta a mighty close call on me. If I don't the nicest people you can isli to see Box (30 Pills), by mniL, 25 Cts 5 foi $1.00. Address (S1435 80) I hive this 8th ay of January A give, and got up to go. The monkeys FOR THE BACK-WOODSMEN. DEALER IN hump myself there won't be an office DR. SWAYNK & SON, Phila., Pa Sold by but they are always going on with the 1885 levied upon all the undulded J??t Srmoufy at once rose, every monkey on the veranda, Druggists. April 0-84 Theraw!captivating narrative of early border life ever writ* left." Chicago Herald. owned each of the abo^e defendants Willam OJdii^lC and iMPof^D same quarrel, 'and sometimes they and advancing very giavely to Kicshrg, Heniy Kelltr and Rudolph Kieslina in ven away. Send spend the whole night fighting. Just the follow mg described premies tow Com want an Agent in every town. Send for terms and circularsfree. or S cents, postage, anid xt(t the steps, walked down them .in a by mail imagine, your worship, they are not menclng twenty five fett north 34M degrees wear Th W E DIBBLK PUB teT*C O.Cincinnti O w... you will get free a rpackage 6* solemn procession, old and young together, uckag 6* from the north eanerly corner of Lot A 7^ .n AGENTS*!**!'.!?*??,o Near the mouth of the Sutro Tunnel very young, and they can have no family, Tioods of large value, that #ill trtaalHacaHtat and dispersed for the day's Block N 66 south of I'entre street in the citv of start you i work that will at once bring yon in aMfern altar MM UTIKBaUrMi rWblOtrtiriHaiiriMLuan^i^alrti.nti i in Nevada, there is, small lake, the which embitters their moral qualities N ew Ulm according to the new imp thereot as thi occupation.From a Letter. money fMterfliaanything-els&ln slsej Anerlcj A All same appears of record in the offlte of Reelster of water in which..is kept continuously but that is not the fault of the abon the$fc,000 M? preSetr*' ntns vttt"h eaeh box Minn. St., two doors north of A E C. Behnke's Deeds in said Brown connti, where MR.I.?2 Agen wanted everywhere. tore, of eftfiVr s. of all warm by the hot water which flows into 'neighborhood, which has often said to t'ouffhi, Cold*. ttarrh, Oonsunip 1 street and the alley of said block No. MTforml ages, for nil the time, or spare time oulyV tb-woik tfun. it from the mines. Recently the them: 'If you keep on this racket we .'NEW ULM, jan:tion, thence north 3 l^ degreeds west,onehu. cn MINN. for ns at their own homes Fortunesfor airworkers h^drefeetTtben AllThToat, Brerst ani Lung Afl* lonsec cured fetreet %$&* In Doubt. dred forty feet, thence south 53^ degrees west oa absolutely assured- Don't delay. Ji. HALLKT ^~Ss5iseKK5rt- mine superintendent sent to Florida IfcL, will go and complain fo the police commissary,* by the old rtabhhed "SWAYNK'S WILDCHERRY. 6ntr a Co., Portland, Maine,- n]iil ^L The tlrtt dose gives relief, and a care for two alligators. When they arrived all the more, your worship, S A Dutchman came into our office last Deel isJjL^ peediljr follows, 25 Cts or 1 Oo at Drngu.ats south 34^ degrees eat one hundred fortr feet the temperature of the place was |12 because the older they get"the less hope then- north 55X degrees east one handSSfeetto summer with a paper in his hand. degrees below zero and the alligators T^dNBB, -&- they have- of a posterity." To that the place of beginning Also lot N 5 of block O "1/111 ydu blease, sir, read me dep WOOJJ FOB SALE. No 66 sooth ot Centre street according to the were barely alive. Upon being put Mme. Paneton replied: **It is you who aid new plat of said ojty of New UIm.%led and names of der beoplp vat half the cholt lift" into the warm^lako, however, they ri\ make a mistake, M. Blanchard yon of record as aforesaid, said premises li tog and be er*P" ng in this county of Brown. Tlie urulersigned desires to inforii\ vived andjtre now growing rapidly. inust not talk of what, you don't under* The most inn'ar Week ly newspaper Notice is hereby given that 1 %hl sell the said the citizens of New Ulm th.tt ne devoted to Selene aiana. *^VHSI -J% undivided part or moiety of the .id rtpfl5!!!vf supply all raands for eevertes, inventions an' tof prepared nattbtr Ulnstratell wf Here the judeerinterfcred and" said. "Vell^ am so anxious dot I don't .pajbueatiee, foralsT ^Coine on, called Ji,bridesmaid to a Klesling in nd to the-said above described & wood on short notice, either by* thr puolfe*n"tP"S Information which coont of Bowd r \oaj9 peawn hoald be withoot. Tim "You disturb the tranquility of your mlses to'the mphesmt hfifttef fe lt know vat Ipe doings." &J bride who/was standing before a mu U, carload or cord, and at prices that defy AlfEatcxst snehthai thewfront notion at door of the Court house in neighbors by a dally scandal, and that Ne The clerk very obligingly read the at of all other papers oT S 2f, 8,|,e Yortotiching and retouching, "they're cl competition. 20 a yoar Ei-Vonnt'to the apropos of the trade tojwhich yon will list, the. T)it|tchman in "the meantime da waiting for you *t "All right," responded tte of Minnesota on the 5th day of March A PETEli IIFRIAK. put a son who is not born." He --rspiring and wiping his forehead. 18fe. at the hoar of ten o'clock in the forenooh of th the jmaiden without moving. nntt A Co 1 v ajso thatday.tosaUtfy thm said ecution?"omher fthen senteneedr each sradse to $ fine ftd Thirty-Seven hen the clerk Und finished the anxiousjtaquirer Don't aay^aj %ht* bit cc&ne *&J and,costs ,1Retne with the interests ihereon. rft* ran|r^nnctara^?t!istrb years' prat i iti hu- OF ALL KINDS. premisesrsubject Good lay Tor AgVaUa. Thejald to redemption at an asked^ What do you want to. see' yourself .fo^ SSdSr^aV.11"yCa iotetUirP t|jtOai)i{i, no. tMMilr Sflllna Mirttniu nmr^m}mi it #$"jon like/* and have prepared moro^-Jur Kun "Den you don't find do nameof Hans ftWMUM.tn41vtjitT ttMU miynW?* Yoiilo%|eautlfat^^ WILL PiPEB, mu.m 'a4 dr*a, Thpuaancl.apitifarti*- for patents cried Paneton "but hd half be a cab- Writ- iJ4 tianl} St*** mlkTOvttl^laidei *lwa$rafc?r .Dated January 8th A. D. 1883. 5} In the Uniwd K.as-f ,,t\ foreign conntrics. Caveats, 1.U Copyriphis,1 cu Sheriffo _, /2* Brown- CHM11 **!J*Jv9lw thtir i,uuin (be **||k-tir." AsaiRnluentti. r'o\ I tmuun 8 County 0 4 iZS*^ "Veil, py 4am, I veel all right nowu Wd Btatea,, Canada LuT LtxpftH*0Bo Attt^Sev Ulm, Minn. 1 ranee, any ano. other ferain) cniiitrics, prepared vat jfaen drunk lor ten^ days, nnd M*r*b 5 85, **ahor. notice and on rotM:i!S ivrnw. didn't know but dat I vas dead mit the KMoraatioa m4ypbtaiMn^ iwij iitx eheetfnlly with nrovokine i i*d^|^^#ii SundaylXmt$^ Hhe judge In amazement. ftl|\. sent f*k pirfSnr ohni twi Uiiwiah Muan that the future chUd will be aiti 'A 0 *9fieMIji iHfi*ntiiw Ainoridtn^rse. The lt wrt nndentoad hyaU wish to dlspoite of their pat*nta NEW VLWr id to kiss every woman he SABreadl pans bef orathe a worten^baalvMrTaw^i^