PARSONS'1-,PIUS NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNES]5A"f AUGUST 2 0 1884r (Gontinttedfrom last week.) WiNNEAPOLIS&ST.LO!J!S that city along lecture on the necessity ^sBy, WIT-AND UUMOB. How Watch Cases are Mattel of being prepared for a sudden Jules Verne's next novel will probably kiss. The advice is all right. There ''FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." be headed "The Adventures of Mr. is nothing like being prepared forwhat It is a fact not generally known that the Mike Robe." Jama Boas' Gold Watch Cases really contain the future has in store for us, but a kiss In Cincinnati there is a soda fountain is so rare and improbable a thing with more pure gold than many "solid" called "Blizzard." It is probably a Boston girl that it means- a great gold cases The demand for these watch so called because so many men have M^LlsCEaflTVETr RICH-BLOOD, -deal of waiting and watching for very cases has led to the manufacture of a very been ruined by itBoston Po3t: small returns. Beside, it would, be poor grade of solid gold watch cases-^ And wHl completely change the blood in the entimaygtemln three month*. Any dreadful to have it go abroad that Boston low in quality, and deficient in quantity* A cook and housemaid had a little per- on ho take 1 Mil each night practiceto from 1 18d weeks, everywherebe may testond to tne i Sol or sent by mall for girls were always waiting to be These cases are made from 4$ to 10 karats, difficulty in the kitchen the other day, 8 health, if such! a thing be possible" Fo* caringFernaie Comptototo t^^^ lan kissed. What girl could endure that? and a 5 or 6 karat case is often sold for 12 and presently matters became so quiet si ?1!? **y Better that one girl should seem to 'be or 14 karats. It is NOT economy to buy a that you could hear a rolling-pin drop. e.ghtletter-stampa. Send for circular. I. g. JOHNSON A CO., BOSTON, MASS. taken unawares now and then than the watch case so poor in quality that it will DIPHTHERIAS?" "Ah, Mr. Hebbleton, I hear that you spectacle of a whole town of girls on soon lose its color, or one so soft that it will CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. have been called to the ministry." for Infants and Children. the qui vive for what may never again lose its shape and fail to shut tight, thus ANODYNE' LlNIMENTwulinstantmSnenaydelat JOHNSON'S "Well, I can hardly term it a call. maa take place.Detroit Free Press. frce UMonsly relieve 5L these terrible diseases^Sd wfll posiUreJy letting in dust and damaging the works, or 8e They only offer me $500 a year. "Sort cure nine cases out of ten. Information that wUI save one so thin that a slight blow will break Hve understand/1 -j" 7 wmeas. of a whisper, you "CaVitorUissowelladaptedtochildrenthat Castorla cares Colic, Constipation, Prevention Is better than cure. BobBurdette's Ideal Old Man. the crystal, and perhaps the movement. 1 Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation, I recommend it as superior to any prescription A compromise is where you kick an iOHNSON'lS ANODYNE LINIMENk (^^r^^^ It IS economy to buy a James Boss* Gold "toatagat the Lungs,ChronicHoarseness, Hac^'cough!wh^ D^o Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes dfc army mule when you don't get what known to me." H. A. ARCHER, M. D., fM 8 Man never attains his ideal. He n'hil,^2^ eestion, Watch Case, in which NONE of these things S ^"Ji!!!:,DMASS.nuESLvS?!!ile^e5ei*mseasBOSTONlrunuies HI So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y^fJ Without injurious medication hromc Kheumabsm, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chroniic\forf Dysentery, Cholera yi""^S Morbus,, adnevTronbles, JMuirey .you want, and then accept twice as comes nearest it the day he leaves ever occur. This watch caseis not an experimentit c._ -pine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send pamphlett r,mnhii ro 1.3a. ^SJJ^'i JOHNSOSNi fo & Co., much as you expected to get If you school all that year he hovers around has been made nearly thirty years. MAKENENS LAY An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. I don't get what you want, compromise. it in pleasant proximity. Sometimes I now traveling in this country, says that most I HAZIJCTON, PA., Oct 24,1882. of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here think he quite attains it on commencement I sold two James Boss' Gold Watch Cases thirty A German scientist says that every are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's 1 day. But a year away from yean ago, when they first came out, and they are in cubic foot of air contains 15,000,000 insects, Condition Powders are absolutely pure and ft school, he and his.ideal part company. good condition yet One of them is carried by a and a traveling man says that He sees it drifting farther away from carpenter, Mr. L. W. Drake, of Hazleton, and only the country hotel beds that he has been his eager hands. I have, in my own shows the wear in one or two places the other by Sleeping in must be built entirely of brilliant and aggressive career, pursued Mr. Bowman, of Cunnlncrham, Fa. and I can produce air." $r one Or both of these cases at any time. several fleeting and more or less perfect Highland preacher (excitedly rebuking An absolute core for Rheumatism. Sprains. Pain in SYLVESTER Eitau, Jeweler. ideals. From where I how stand, the erring)"You are on your way Start S cast taap to Kejatoa* Watch Can Factories Fhlto at the distance pole, I dan see a majority the Back, Burns, Galls, &c. An Instantaneous Pain- to the bottomless pit, and if you don't aclphla. Pa., far haadaoB* Illmtrated Fanphlat thowtoff haw ESTABLISHED s* JaSMt Boat* aad Xcjntoaa Watch Cue* are auule. of them scooting under the. wire, take care and stop short you'll go down SEEDS relieving and Healing Remedy* NINETY-EJCKT YEARS EEDS (To bt Continued.) and I feel that I am shut out. One, I Forth MERCHANTpg_pu_r_HewPlan and down till you reach the very bot- SPEER'S can see, is in nearer sight and I am For tho MARKET GARDENER tom!" SEEDS SEEDS Tb above Is a correct map of the very loth to see it get entirely away PORTDML GRAPF WINE. For th PRIVATE FAMILY Deafness, it is said, can be cured by ALBERT LEA ROUTE, from me. being suddenly surprised. All a CrOWn by OUrselvas on our own Fai~s I have my ideal of physical perfection tnd Its Immediate connections. Through Trains dally tar" Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO ALL. physician need do, therefore, is to Also u-om ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, in the aged. I am not a tall man whisper to the patient that he doesn't MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TR4DE LIST Ithout change, connecting with all line* now. I do not really have to stand up DAVID LflNDRETH&SONS,S P.MFNTED GKAPE JUICE. intend to charge anything. Ten chances FE EAST and SOUTHEAST. to look over the back of a car seat 1 to one the patient will hear.Philadelphia An Extraordinary Offer. Used In tnc principal Churches for Cummnnion The only line running Through Cars between "The Best Blood in the Land." stand up merely because I can see farther. glBLEY'SCEEDS Call. Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. But as I grow old I want to fat THE BLOOD OF Through Trains between "No, indeed! I wasn't afraid of the up. 1 want to develop a capacious bay MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, bug!" exclaimed Miss Fussandfeather, "JAY EYESEE." window, so that when my summer vest To All Wanting Employment. nnnectlng in Union Depot for all Points South and after she had recovered from her fainting is hanging on the wall it will look like j-.mthwest. Close connections made with St. P., M.& M.. spell at the church picnic the other and St. P. Dulutli Bailroads, from and to all FOB ALL CIJJ1IATES. ALL SOILS, ALL.CROPS./ a schooner coming down "wing and DICTATOR, JR. Chits North and North-West. day "but I knew such a horrible shade 1884 CATALOGUE FREEL,. We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents in wing." Then I oan wear my watch in KKSKMBRH1 PULLMAN PALACE SLEKPINO every connty inhavinfg the United States and Canada, to of green wouldn't harmonize with my A us on all night Trains. TliBSfl Tickets, and Imgchecked a large sale OpayinS over a fob, with a great big seal dangling patentti arc, hell a article great merit, N ITMER to destination. .& Vime tables, rate of new pink dress." A from it like a Dell clapper. I want to J3S?" Ui, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address 1W per cent, profit, having no competition,and on S. BOYD, swursSEEOS. HIRAM SIBLEY & CO-Rochester,N.Y.*:Chicago?!ll "May I have the pleasure of seeing be short in the breath and wheeze which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale Cen'l Tkt.a Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. you home?" he bashfully asked. "Certainly," when I climb stairs, and puff and pant BUY THE CELEBRATED by a deed given for each and every county he may THE STUDZUATCEB STANDARD. ALL ODDS secure from us. With all these advantages to our she graciously replied "there when I walk up hill, and nave to take Buggies and Carriages agents, and the fact that it is an article that- can Will serve a limited number o/ mares is a high hill just in front of the house, two steps to cross the gutter. And I he sold to every houseowner, it might not be necessary fcDEST EQUIPPED or, if you prefer it, you can climb a big would wear a clawhammer coat, with to make an "extraordinary offer" to secure this season at the low price of $25.00 are unrivaled for BEAUTY, STRENGTH, EL EGANCE,EASE good agents at or.co, hut we have concluded tree in the cow lot. Go anywhere where wide lapels, all the time, and carry my OFRIDING ANnEusxiNO. Send at Owatonna. Minn. to make it to show, not only our confidence in the for new illustrated catalogue, or call and you can get a good view." handkerchief in my hat 1 would like merits of our invention, bat in itssnlability by PEDIGREE. see our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- any agent that will handle it with energy. Oor my hair to turn snow white or else fall RAILROAD IN THE WORLD. "Just to think," said the Vassar Bay Horse, black points, 15-2 handb agents now at work are making from $160 to $600 TORY, 233 STATE STBKET. We make all oft, I am not very particular which. graduate "here is an account of a a month clear, and this fact makes it safe for us high, foaled 1878, sired by Dictator, Let it be forever remembered that the I would like my mustache to bleach to make our offer to all who are out of employment. train being thrown from the track by a full brother to Dexter, record 2.17^, An agent that will give our business a out until it looked like a streak of flour misplaced switch. How utterly careless thirty days'trial and fail to clear at least 8100 in and sire of Jay Eye See, record 2 10% across my lip. I believe that is all. I some women are about leaving this time, above all expenses can retnrn all.goods Donald, Director, Annie G., Princess, unsold to us and Ave will refund all the money paid think that is a photograph of the kind their hair around." And she went on Studefoaker Wagon, RAILWAY for them. Any agent or General Agent who would Code. His dam by Almont, sire of of an old man I would like to be. This reading and eating caramels. like ten or more countyies and work them Piedmont, 2.17)4, Aldine, 1.19, Fannie is my ideal old man. Cane and wheezy throgh snb.agenta for ninet days, and fail" to A famous Prussian general was inspecting With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE PATENT clear at least $750 above all expenses, cau retnrn laugh, of course. Witherspoon, 2:18), Allie ^est, Alta, ni the best and shortest route to and from Chicago all unsold and get their money back.* No other some military stables. "What STEEL, SKEIN TRUSS AXLE PATENT OVALEDGED Alice West, Sannie G., 2nd dam by nod Conncil Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferar employer of agents ever dared to make such of' And I am just as confident as I am TIRE woodwork, after years of season- __ do I see there," he said in tones of by all weil posted travelers when passing to fers, nor would we if we did not know that we Zeneth, Sou of American Eclipse, 3d that I will die rich that, as I grow old, ing, SOAKED IN BOILING OIL Skeins of LAKE thunder to a sergeant"cobwebsP" dd from have agents that niake more than don Mb the Mnd CARRIAGE WORK, from tho FINESeTb dam Egletta by old Gray Eagle, thorough LANDAf I will shrivel up and dry out until I CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. amount we guaranteed/ and but two sales a day SUPERIOR IBON boxes forced, into Hubs with down to tho LIGHTEST BUGGY, 'Yes, sir," was the respectful reply, would giv.eaprofit .of over $125 a month, and that SPEER'S FORT GRAPE WINE! hydraulic press, instead of Being wedged sides tho BEST LISE OP ALL CLASSKS or HPMSO bred. look like a shoestring with clothes on. "we keep them there to catch the flies one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOULDER best of workman- WOBK offered to tho trade. Brooklyn Eagle. For further particulars address Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer and prevent their teasing the horses." it also operates the best route and the short line ngOUBOTHBKING ^'-SfflS MTQ. CO.-, full v, and tnese we wish to send to everyone out of Steft'? rt fe between Scene, office of a female physician: L, H. HASKINS, Owatonna Minn. em loyment who will sena us three one cent OF WAGONS- Send for now Catalogue. south Jend, Indiana. FOKTM YEARS OLD? Chicago and St. Fanl|Miiineapolis Sis"I went to church this morning, sta ips for postage. Send at once and secure the Enter man in haste"Won't you please THIS agi ncy in time for the boom, and go to work on the pa, and the minister preached on the come down, doctor, and see a young CELEBRATED WINE Is the pure juice of ter ns named in our extraordinary offer. We NOW IN USE36,989. flood." Pa"He did? Why, I didn't the dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's man who has just fallen from a scaffolding? weald like the address of all the agents, sewing ilwnnkee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For vineyards. Its invaluable. suppose ministers had so much go in machine solicitors and carpenters in the country, Itoward(Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, We are afraid he is fatally and ask any reader of this paper who reads this nnkato, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Des Moines. Webtsor them. Did he tell how the water was Tonic Strengthening' Properties hurt'" Female physician"Why, offer, to send us at once the name and address of all City, Algona, Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown, twenty feet deep in my pork-packing such they know. Address at once, or yon will lose mercy! I couldn't go in this dress beside, nowa, Freeport, Elgin, Bockford, 111., are amongst the bert chance ever offered to those out of establishment?" Sis"Oh, no. He did i Its 800 local sttions on its lines. are nn ur assed by any other Wine. Being pro my back hair is not done up." pleinoymentto make Money. dnced under Mr .8peer's own personal supervision Among a few of the numerous points of snperiMci'y All persons say theirgoods are the best. We ask you to examine not say a word about our flood. He Boston Post. its purity and genuincss, are guaranteed by the our Improved Keller Positive Force Feed.Orain. enjoyfd by the patrons of tills road, are its told about the great flood." Pa KENNEK MANUFACTURING Co., Seed and Fertilizing Drill and our Hay Rakes. They principal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who imy COACHES which are the finest that human are as good as the best, and can be soldas cheap. All arc warranted, There is a clergyman in Australia lSmithfleld St., Pittsburgh Pa have examined it. Thye youngest tchildt may parthwee sit and ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL "Whatgreat flood?" Sisr-"The one IRO N THEOKLYTRUB "ticular) beneficial the aged and FOLDING TABLE. circulars mailed free. Newa rk Machine Co., Pa A it,*and i Mar 1 8 5 take of weakest Invalidnuse i to advan- SLEEPING CARS, which are models of comfort who charges for the performance of Newar k, OtllO. Eastern Branch House, Itegentowa, Bd. It is i every respect l,a that Noah was in.". Pa"And he akersex and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM J5!l the marriage ceremony according to postasre. and debilitatetd didn't mention our flood at all?" Sis and suitable to the various ailments CARS, which are unsurpassed by any and its AGENTSmaketovepeOrgcenE ^S. N fo the weight of the partiesa penny a widely celebrated "Oh, no." Pa"Well, that's queer. -The Lyili-in Monar cn is safe in port. hundred cet A WINE TO BE RELIED ON. pound for the bridegroom and two TONIC si Where did the minister come from, profi sellin the NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, 1 freft, a costly box of Speer's Vnfermented Grape JuiceJ Sem pence for the bride. In that parish it TW\ I anyhowP" Sis"He is from Philadel- Reflecting Safety Lamp the like-of which are not run by any other road receiv A is not an uncommon thing to hear a phia." Pa"That's the way with these nuywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS A lll/jlj.Koods which will help you to Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in its young man remark: "No, darling, not THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. more money right away than any Philadelphians. They can't see anything Can be sold in every family. Give3 natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the AH points of interest North, Northwest hingelsc in this, world. All, of either sex, succeed more light than three ordinary lamps. immediately you're too fat" big outside of their own city. I press by fumigation thereby destroying the excit. West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts rom tho tlrst ho-ir. The broad road to fortune Will purify the BLOOD, regulate Sample La mp sent Iter flny er of fermentation. It is perfectly pure, free "Yes, they are excellent boots," said suppose his friend Noah is a Philadelphia LlVCIt and KIDNEYS. and banting and fishing grounds are accessible pens before the workers, absolutely sure. At eenta In stamp*. We have other from spirits and will keep in any climate\ by the various branches of this road. nee address TPDK&CO August:) Maine. household articles. Circulars free. and RESTORE THE HEAI/TK the shoe dealer to the young lady purchaser man, too."Philadelphia Call. and viaoK, of YOUTH. Dyspepsia, F0RSHEE & MACKIN, Cincinnati, 0 It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road Speer's Burgundy. Want of Appetite. Indigestion, "they will wear like iron." and has over four hundred passenger conductors 'Cholera continues to spread.*. Lack of Strength, constantly caring for its millions of patrons. "Do you think the buttons are securely and Tired Fcellngabsolutcly How the FoenionaDly Constructed Is a dark rich medium Dry Wino used by the Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route. cured. Bones, muscles and sewed on?" she asked. "They are the wealthy classes aa a table or dinner wino, and by "Hough on Rats" Girl Climbs a Fence. AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket nerves receive new force. clears out Rats, physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a boots are supplied with 'the old maid's Enlivens the mind and "gents sell them. It costs uo more to travel on Mice. 15c. sweet port is needed. a. this route, that gives first-class accomodations, Did you ever see a girl trying to climb wedding button,' a new invention." mm, .__ W" suppliesfro Brain complaint.sPower Ail I a S S Sufferin than itdoes to go by tlie poorly equipped roads. "Rough on Speev's {Socialite) Claret. Corns," i'oi- Corns, a fenceP It is more of a show than a "Why is it called the 'old maid's wedding' MBBP ad W peculiar to their Bex will For maps, descriptive circulars ana summer resort And In DR. HABTEIt'S IKON TONIC safe and Bunions. 15c. circus with a whitewashed elephant button?" "Because it never papers, or other information not obtainable speedy cure. Gives a clear, healthy complexion. IN ITS VABIOCS STAWE8. Desire for stimulants Is held in high estimation for its richness as a at your local ticket office, write to the Frequent attempts at counterfeiting only add This is the way she does it: comes off." entirely removed. Home treatment. Medicine Turn people. "Wells' Health Renewer" ladies' Table or Lap Board. Dry Table Wine especiallysi ited for dinner use. to tho popularity of the original. Do not experimentget can be administered without knowledge of GENL' PASS. A6T. & N. W. R'W. Speev's J. Sherry. First she looks around to find out restores health sind vigor, patient, bv placing it In colic-, tea. or arr=c!'. of tho ORIGINAL AND BEST. What he would say: A married PIC-NIC AND GARDEN PARTUS food. Cures suamntoeU. Seyil for pnrticiila!-: whether anybody is in sight Then, if cures dyspepsia. &c. @1. CHICAGO. ILL couple were out promenading in the -CICEH SPECif iC C-a.,-iea E.0 WA'RT'F/RAS QML AMTI.C0H8T1PATI0H.WOBLO crjf CINNAXI, O. P|"-'t|THE the coast is clear, she puts one foot on Is a wine of Superior mfc^r and partake of Will Have Them. "Rough on Toothache." instant relief. suburbs of Austin one day. Presently, I IIICD fflll O the rich qualities of the grapg which it is SHORTwhat,"iconveys the second rail of the fence, and looks 15. the wife said: "Think, Albert, if the mnde. LlVbn I LLWCRIPE.SICKEHO^AVE around again. Then she gives a little The use of the term "Short brigands should come now and take Speer's PL J. Brandy. I BOWELS CONSTIPATED. Stands firm when in use, and can bo -Ladies who would retain freshness |Line in connection with the hop and gets her other foot upon the I JlTg Cliemi.ta .'nd Solo Prou's c| Persons suffering from TORPIDITY of the LIVER me from you!" "Impossible, my dear." corporate name of a great and vivacity don't fail to try "Wells', folded, occupying no spacewhen not in use. iPROF.HARnlS' PASTILLE REMEW or Inactivity of the Bowels, will find a permanent second rail. Here she. stops for a road an Idea of just "But, supposing they did come and IS A PURE distillation from the grape, nnd DURE by the use of these Pills. Mo medicine should I Younff Wen aud otbera who aut&t Health Renewer." required by the traveling moment to rest and straighten her hat LINE. stands unrivalled in this Country for medicinel I from Nervous aud Physical Dcbil* be taken without -first Cleansing the Stomach BDd carry me away, what would you say?" publica Short Line, lit?, Premature Exhaustion anil purposes. Bowels with a dose of HARTER'S UVSB PILLS. "Buchu-paiba," great kidney and The next maneuvre is the critical I their many gloomy consequence*, Quick Time and the best of Sample doae Sent Free on application by postal. It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that of the Hr8 quickly ana radically cared. "I would say," replied the husband, urinary cure. [S oneto get one foot over the top rail. accommodations.all of (Falloyea,r grapes from which it is distilled.' Send addresstoThe Dr. Barter Med.Co/ The Kcraody it put up to boxas^ tio. 1 (lasting a month). 98, 8 which are furnished by the "that the brigands were now at the Ko.9 (enough to effect a cure, unless in sevcro cases,) (MSiHct She steadies herself for a moment, then 8t.Lonl Mo., for our "DREAM BOOK." SOLD OtiAS. XJ. ROOS, Flies, roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, free:. greatest Railway in Ameri- (lasting three months), $7. Sent by mail in plain wrapper? strange and useful Information, business. Thats all."Texas S if tings. gives a quick little upward kick that Direction,fortuing aeromoany eaeli ISox. Pamphlet descri AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. mice, cleared out by "Rough on Rats." bins thU disease and mode of -u seat taaled uu ipjillnataWT "Speaking of the difficulty foreigners does not quite reach the mark, but Sept 27 1884 15c. CHICAGO, experience in giving the proper accent causes her to jump down on the ground Fxuazacaa $11,950 "Rough on Coughs," troches, 15c to English," said Captain Bolsum, again with a tiny scream and tuck her BURR STONE liquid, 25c. MILWAUKEE "reminds me of the fact that clothes in all around her. Again she VIN DUZEE MPG CO., when I first came hither, I could not surveys the surrounding country, and For.children, slow in development, FEED puny and delicate, use "Wells' Health speak English, yet you cannot detect again hops upon the second rail. JT. pAUL. AND( GOUVEBNBVB. N. Y. Renewer." in my conversation a foreign accent" This time she is bolder and throws "To acquire such perfection must have her foot clear to the top of tho fence, ilT, "Rough on Dentist" Tooth Powder. It owns and operates over 4,600 miles of road in taken much time," replied a lady. 120 where it catches by the heel on the top Try it. 15c. 84 Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minneuota. Iown and Dakota and as its main lines, branches and "Oh, yes, it required years." "Must rail. It is now or never with her then Nervous Weakness, Dysoepsia Sexual connections reach all the great busiiiess centres have been young when you came to something must be done instanter. of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally answers Debility cured by "Wells' Health this place?" "Yes, I was very young. the description of Short Line, and Best Grasping the top rail with all her IN CASH Renewer." $1. BUY THE Ron to between In fact I. was born here."Arkansaw might she pulls herself up till she sits GIVEN AWAY 3TU3NTE Mother Swan's Worm .Syrup, for Traveler. astraddle of the fence, with the landscape CHICAGO, MILWAUKE E, ST. PA UL ANO MINNEA P- THE feverishness, worms, constipation OLIS. spread out beneath her like a Improved SingerSewing Machine, A girl ran off with her best young CHICAGO, MILWAUKE E, OUTONVILLE, ABERUEK N. tasteless. 25c. EMINGTON map. If anybody appears in sight she man and was married to him in a room AND ELLXNDALE. just drops off the fence as if she had 3tinging irritation, all Kidney and CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, PORTAOE, A CROSSE AND in a little country hotel. Papa and ATTENTION, SMOKERS! WINON A. been shot, and gathers herself up when Urninary complaints cured by "Iiu* Tbt bestSinger Machine in tho market mamma arrived in an awful rage, but OUJICAOO, MILWAUKE E, EAU CLAIRE AND STIL L. All contestants for the 25 premiums aggregating she gets there. ehu paiba." $|. just as the ceremony was concluded. WATER. above amount, offered by Blackwelrs Durham If the coast continues clear, she proceeds Tobacco Co., must observe the following CHICAOO, MILWAUKEE. WAUSAU AND MERRILL. The yotmg lady was not one whit disconcerted, Night sweats, fever, chills, malaria, conditions on which the premiums are to be CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM. FOND DU in a very leisurely manner to get I Sewing Machine, but'hailed her furious parents dyspepsia, cure'fi..: by "Wells' Health awarded: All bags must bear our original LAC AND OSKOSH. down on the other side of the fence. Renewer." with the remark: "Why, this is HICAGO, MILWAUKEE, WAUKESHA AND OCON- Bull Durham label, U. S. Revenue Stamp, and First she turns around, facing the way OMOWOC. Caution Notice. The bags must be done up just as funny as it could be. Don't My husband (writesa lady) is three securely in a package with name and address HICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRAIRIE she came, and feels Backward With the you remember this room? Its the same DU CniEN. of sender, and number of bags contained plainly tiroes the man since using "Weils' LIKE THE foot which is already over the fence for marked on the outside. Charges must be ICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OWATONNA, MANUTO one you were married in, and your Health Renewer." AND FARIBAULT. prepaid. Contest closes November SOth. All packages a good, steady, reliable rail. Having family folks came to make a fuss just Chicago, Beloit, Janesvilieand Mineral Point, should be forwarded December 1st, and found such a rail, she plants herself If you are failing, broken, worn out ^hicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. as you are doing." Smart girl, for it must reach us at Durham not later than December ChlOugO, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Ra and nervous, use "Wells' Health Renewer." Rapids and upon it and sets to work to get the 15th. No matter where you reside, send I was a true bill.Toronto Mail. Tama. your package, advise us by mail that you have SI. MILLS. other foot over the fence. hicago, Des Moines, Council Bluffs and Omaha. done so, and state the number of bags sent. When a Philadelphia father chided Chicago, Canton, Souix City, Souix Falls and UNEXCELLED BY ANY. I This is a very difficult and embarrassing Names of successful contestants, with number Prevalence of Kidney complaint in Yankton. his daughter for allowing a young gentleman of bags returned, will be published, Dec. 22, in piece of strategy, and a good many America "Buchu-paiba'% is a quick, hicago,Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern Boston, Herald: New York, Herald Philadel- Sold trader fbll guarantee to Blvo*entire visitor to kiss her, she replied [Sure to Give Satisfaction, 8Tew,Orleans,.Times-DemocratC girls wilt sit on the top of a fence haft complete.cnre. $1. hia Times Durham, N. Tobacco Plant Minnesota Points. Mttlaffectlon or money refunded. with some spirit: "I couldn't help it Cincinnati, JSnquirer a day before they will attempt it. Ciiicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and Fa. OVER GOOO IN US E. After he kissed me the first time Chicago, Daily News San Francisco, Chamberlain. Some will even stay there till a torrid General Office, IHon, N. T. LonOtin liair Reporter Krt-at Ens* e*RCtJLABS,A ^SHAS.'KAESTNEIR ND PROESl CO.,E-.ERP C'Arom'cfe. Address, told him to stop it and he didn't Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and MinneapoDavenport, & man comes along and lifts them off. gl-l i. Toilet A-ticle. Kestores growtliTcoTor BLACKWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO CO., Caimar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. mind me at all." And the next day lloss, and softness. Removes Dandruff. Aristocratic DDRHAM, N. C. New York Office. 283 Broadway, Not so the truly courageous girlshe 803-811 So. Canal StJV Milwaukee, Racine, Beloit, Freeport and Rock families of Great Britain endorse it. Elegant Every genuine package has picture of Bull. when her father brought home a base who is no more afraid to climb a fence dressing. Fragrantly perfumed. The Tavcr. CHICAGO, 111., V. S. A Island. Freee! 49* Se our next announcement's* ball catcher's mask and told her to Cards and Chromos. ed in fashion. At Druggists for 3s i#d, or 75 Cts Mitchell, Wolscy, \shton and Aberdeen. than to sit in the same room with a Buying Agents Wanted. of V. S.money. April 9-&5 wear it when her young gentleman (Jim River Valley Line.) mousetrap. She will never, give up W will send free by mail a sample set of our mainlines of i friend called, she was mean enough to large German. French, and American Chromo AskthaaAgentinyourplaco for it. and onth the fort till she gets off that fence in the La Crosse reports a bad. bo/Ier explosion. Cards,on tinted and gold grounds,with a price list VullmaH Sleeper* 'and the JFlnett mi*r call him a hateful old thing and to declare if \ro Lava no agent there, write us for ancient and honorable manner of her are of over 200different designs, on receipt ofa stamp *2lJ^-S^r' that if it wasn't for tne fact that for postage. W will also send free by mail as sex. special prices. KJtMM, W.y, and every attention is paid to pasengers i--'-' samples, ten of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt it would make a good bustle she would She grasps the top rail and leans as Coughs, Colds. Catarrh.j Gonsiim "rui5te-nd- of ten cents to pay for packing and postage also June Manufacturing Co., by courteous employes of the Company. Fastest Cleaner and GraderintheWorld. smash it to atoms.Philadelphia Chronicle. ._. tlon. enclose a confidential price list of our large oil far back as her arms will allow, and The most Perfect Separatorin theWork. AllThroat, Brerst, and Lung Aff ionsec cure chromos. Agents wanted. Address F. GLEAS ON Cor. Lasalle Ave. & Ontario St, a then tries to coax the refractory limb $10S 8. MERRILL, A V. H. CARPENTER, & Co., 46 Summer Street, Boston, Mass. by the old established MNE]) It is tho only taill ever made, tho screens of dose" A kazoo is an instrument invented to over after her. Alas, it is too long, and CHERRY." The W''first gives relief, and a cure Gcn'l Manager. Gen'l Pass. Ag nt cts CHICAGO, III. which never clog. ApSJiS give pleasure and satisfaction to the she jumps back a-straddle, with a I gQ 84 J.T.CLARK, GEO.H lIEAFFORD It is tho only mill erer made, giving an even distribution of blast. small boy. It is across between a bagpipe little laugh, and tucks her skirts Gea'lSupt. Agt. Pass. Asst.Gen. I ARI I Ell Canvassers. Paps' Automatic Engines& and an accordion with several around her again. After a brief rest Gen. Sherman got a Fargn. vecevturn. Saw-XQL I MALE and FEMALE new and pleasing features of its own. she tries another wrinkle. She lies It can make more noise and even less down flat on her face on the top rail fo engage in the sale of our new and important "Blaine.is the favorite of Dubuque music than a brass band. It can imitate and tries to slide off sideways, as she works of standard character, larn proOta) and Immenao eUln Irish Americans. qonlUlea. We offer a per* the warbling of a cat or the screech has often seen her little brother do. niaucnt andlnerattve buiIaeM. Address mSSMEBSEm of a mocking bird. The inventor would This would be well enough, and Tne cracnmrATi PVRiunHras col be hanged, drawn, quartered and a week at home. SB outfit free. Pay abso would place her on terra firma again, TESTED 171W. Fourth Street. 'Cincinnati. Ohioi riskw. yor k, with absolute lutelysure. Ko Capitaol noctarequited thc burnt but it is more than likely that *ex young or ld.n make if she only had the courage to carry Ajrmxo vauniu nimtm." ift ,m I Header,e eithyou want business at which per .C OUR UtADBB. he is kept out of the way in some insane *,on?10li out her intention. But just as she is FORPKESKKVlNOjBBIORIllOAIfS We oflfir an 8 to 10 H. P. Automatic, Spark-Arresttag, autlfrlitKtfceCoaapIexloav t3H.TjALI.ET & asylum. When you hear a noise about to slip off pallid fear seizes her. ^?n!?? 8 Mounted Portable Engine, with Mill, 10 ft 5YEARS rpar,iCI1,ar aRcHOvna Sowuas, Tua.Fiacuat, like the~combined sound of a fish-horn carriage, 82 ft. track and ways, 2 simultaneous She screams, rights up, and straddles Co P^' lever set hoad-blocka, 2%.inch arbor, 3 changes and a runaway, do not imagine it is **o Portland, Maine. Dec 1 184 the fence once more. feed: sawyer controls ieed-lever and head-blocks CLARA 14UI8E KfUOOO-Itfitaint by ue In thonsands the end of the'world. It is only the from one position. 50-inch solid pIuiantoddmjiiUMtiU*UM*rtho This kind of thing continues for five xnaMn4jMU"llqaldFlaitl,**l of cases. Founded on QATAR RHHayF^ver i saw, 60 It. 8-inch 4-ply belting, *VT rlTfnrHna.illm ilil an small boy amusing himself peaceably rr or ten minutes. Then the fair acrobat scientific medical princlples,-it feed-belts, cant-hooks, swage, T&UQnsPaARLkulManMlMalv has been grow- with his kazoo..Detroit Free Press. tightener, etc. Kg complete for IhtladlMof alltoaaUlMaltliHteblcbwi begins to get wrothy. She looks at a. type .of catarrh lngIn favor and reputation .aarlu ofappncUltoa. Oali 60 cum operation, $1100 on cars. Engine havlngpecnliar symptoms ynile its numerous competitors have Invariably ,aoms. MilVy allDniatoBi PwAanaa, the ground, only three or four feet After the Concord School of Philosophy Grades yoor Grain for Seed, for Market, CHAMFUNCCO.,Fa^.BrnUbirS on skids, $100 leas. 2ngino railed. The direct application of this remedy to It is attended away, and makes up her mind she will DRW! will burn slabs from the saw two and for Feed at one operation* gets through discussing Emerson i"o seat of the disease makes its specific Influence by an inflamed condition to eight feet long and keep up felt -without delay. The natural functions of the reach it some way or die. Pie she will of- the lining it might add something to human steam. Send foe catalogue 12. :mJr.Sh AGENTS WANTED. human organism are restored. The animating elenients membrance of the ncs have to, some time, anyway. of life which have bteen.wasted are Riven knowledge if it would discuss this subject B.W. PATNB tfc SONS, trlls, tear-ducts and. pack. The buoyautenengyof the brain and muscular 155 RandolpaSt., CHICAGO, IU. So she settles her hat on her head Lanufactnrera all styles Antoflfcjtie viz: Why is it that when two throat, affecting the system renders thepatieut cheerful be gains For Information and Circulars, address, Specialty EsfaBlished l57 A regular Physician, Enginosfrom 2 to 300 H. P. lungs. An acrid roncus strength with rapidity. with a determined look, steps back on young men and two young ladies who BmOITFAllinN&MIIiLMTm Cures all Private,Nervons,Blood,SUnun! Shafting, pajioyo, ami bangers. KEKVOUS DEBILITY, organic weakness, and is secreted, the Urinary diseases from Youthful Indiscretioiis.ex".esses the sellable rail, and with a mighty are drifting toward affectionate acquaintance Elutira, Y., Box 1427. numerous obscure diseases, baffllntr.the skill oi discharge is accompa- and exposures, producing Nervous Debily.Lost best physicians, result for youthful indiscretion, efforts draws back her other foot to nied with a painful set out for a walk in pairs Maniiood,Marriage impedimen ts.aud all DETROIT, MICH, too free Indulgence, and over brain work. burning sensation. Sexual piseascs. Call or write foil symptoms. the very edge of the top rail, like an WRIGHTS INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS Bo not temporize while such enemies Inrk in within speaking distance of eadh other Consultation and opinion freifj* Treatment conn* There are severe 860 REWARD your system. Take a remedy that has cured thou. areher drawing an arrow to the head. dential,safe,soientiflc. Medicine sent everwhere. the young lady behind feels herself in spasms of sneezins, 6ands, and does not interfere with you attention will be paid for any Grain frequent attacks of O, if it only were not for that French (businesrrythDescri to or cause any pain or inconvenience. duty bound to speak to the young man Fan of" same size that- can blinding headache, a Send fo a ptire Pamphlet giving Anatomical^ Uthe-BEST.jio preparation. heel she would be free. But alas, it clean andbag as much Grain or in front and the young lady in front PAYSON^S the eyes. SgBmTmSrSsf1 wateryf and inflamed Illustrations, which-Will convince the most sceptical USBU xviih any c/fun pen lor markinor Seed in oneday asour Patent holds her there with the dull persistency a:iyj,it)i ic, Popularfordecora- that the can be restored to perfect manhood, and FEVEaWftate considers it equally her duty to speak MONARCH Grain and W .Guaranteed Strictly First Class. ntivov.-'orkon linen. ReceivedCen. fitted fo duties of life, aajne ai if sever effected. W of fate. A look of terror and Seed Separator and Baa:arer.wbicn to the yonngjnan behind and why, if le !TfI-:3AIi & Diplomatl. Sent free to anyone. Kemedy sold ONI,? by the 5 And all Bilious Complaints :rM,(flSoyer. Sold by al is a remedy,-ionadedjon a correct diagnosis of we offer to the pub\Bc Bt INK z&Stitov Beauty of Finish, Pipe like Tone, Superiority despair comes over her countenance HARRIS REMEDY GO.BFG.CHEWSTS. the young men should change partners ata low price. Send, for this disease and can bedepended upon. It has D. ut,^i-is,Staiiouers& News Agt'*. t/H'.Qf Action. Work and Thoroughness ofConi 'circular and price list, gained an enviable reputation wherever known, her eyes stick .out like buttons. She Safe to take, bein^ nri vegetable ho gnutajt. this peculiarity would still be observed? 308JiN.t0th.Ct. ST. LOUIS, MO. which will be mailed Muse. n* struetion they stand unrivalled. displacing all othef preparations. Pilee5c. All Druggists. gives a quick backward leap and lets It is strange that this should:be so, but CM Koatt'st- S3, two acatlig 85. three moatta S I ^/V' MxaaQAsrs CATALOGUES PB.BE. Not a Liquid or Snuff. MARRIAGE GUIDE. go. tufeAmkciBi WHITNEY ORGAN CO., it is so, and perhaps the Concord Nervous Exhaustion, What surprise, what delight! She School of Philosophy can tell us why Sole Manufacturers Iioyal Organs. Apply by the finger into the nostrils. It will be finds henelf alighting, right side up .Premature Decay, it is so if it will devote its powerful absorbed, effectually cleansing the pasal passages DETROIT, HICB. Ioss of Manhood. with care, on the soft turf, without so mind to itSomerville Journal.''-: of catarrhal virua, causing healthy secretions. II Upturn to us with TIM allays inflammation, proteots the membrana) lin much as a feather jostled in her hat A 8* 8 Sciennfle treatmentj net aad an* A story comes from Massachusetts inn of the bead from additional .colds, completely toknow, largeedltinnsvllMHO each, sold every few moa. remedies. Deformities Treated. Can or write ferlbtof She can't imagine how it happened so. Health. Beauty, Happineaavara promoted by its acV heals and restores the senses of taste and smell KU per of a girl falling dead with fright caused loeeaonatobeaniYeredbrthoMd^tlriugtRatirientbyniall. An 80-page Cloth-bound Book of Advice to neewhomay marry, who not, why. Medical aid. when She fully expected to be picked up a SO cts. at druggists eo cts. by mail. Sample bottle .j Htetory. laiBaaiamfcMMMadtfcsfraMNBsA |GSTvr,flT1 ":?r.rt5g| MONEY. }n One Mono, Vounjrpr Middle-aged Men,triib preserlptlona Heaesary Qronght home to yon. Sent sealed by Dr.. by a sudden kiss. A Boston paper by mail 10 cts. thaiinnViui 'i-Nedi Vnurf.-a. AbsolnteCertalntyJ forSeft-treatmentby a Regular Fbysldan. [latbalraAHaaaate. ItlaaaUli 9 complete wreck and carried homo to WHXTTXBJaj St. Iiooia. Mo., thegroatspecialist, who m^ V*xd uot.attritl Jl uuiijr 173GreenwichSt N.Yors thereupon proceeds to read the girls of ELY Baos., Druggists, Owego, N. Y. nHiunriUH kMa raresforlife,KervousDobUitr, Impedimental die among her sorrowing friends. (Jap*, Consultation, and pampntotneavi, W&Pii&zh ^3^ tMOMNCfO&. Baai'lHwrasagf. atataMhfcH t^a% T. WILLIAMS CO., MI.WMJK W \&&ik& j&*m.