,^,BT^r MuailJIlL NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JULY 30,1884. PARSONS ^5T-? (Continued from last week.) quite scareu. A ND HUMOR. ?V" Made on Purpose #S WIT 'The Best Blood in the. Land/' SINNEAPOLIS&ST.LQUIS 3*$i Some of the richest men. in 'Austin How Watch Cases are Made.^, Socrates said of his wife Xantippe: THE BLOOD OF started in life in a modestway^and are AXB TH''FAMOUS "I married her, feeling sure that fi I ALBERT LEA ROUTE." still plain, unostentatious people^ but JAY EYE SEE." epnld endure her, I could endure all The many great improvements introduced their sons put on a great deal of'style.- One of Those Mistakse? Which are Mora others One of the latter, who was- better in the manufacture of the Jas. Boss* Frequent than Profitable Ellen Terry has acquired a slight posted about our people's affairs than Gold Watch Case, hare led to similar improvements BEN-pCTATOR W 'American accent. The Kansas City about his own family's, remarked: in the making of silver cases.. ~^Whv, my child, this is not "Your father was nothing bnt a stonemason^ Times says that "accent" cost us And will completely change the Mood In tho entire system fn three months. Any nes Under the old methods, each part of a SONS CAPCINEPOROUS PLASTER,'' "I know where you got that $40,000. son who wiU take 1 Pill each nlffht from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to sound silver case was made of several pieces of said a father to his little daughter, after information," quietly remarked ,thc Why is a girl who takes out foundlings health, if such a thins be possible. I W coring Female Complaints these PHI* have no metal soldered together, requiring a great examining a package she had just other. "From whom did I get it?" equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail tar .STANDARD. to ride in a baby carriage like a amount of cutting and soldering, which brought from the drug store. "From your father." "How do. you eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON CO., BOSTON* MASS. traveler? Because she is a waif-airer. DIPHTHERIAIIcure Will serve a limited number of mares know that?" "Because your father softened the metaland gave it the pliability Texas Biftings. "Isn't it. Papa? I'm sorry, but I CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. used to be my father's hod-carrien" this season at the low price of $25.00 of lead rather than the elasticity of silver. It was a Chinese lady, we believe, asked ttle man for Benson'sI know I JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will Instantaneously %v Texas Siflings. relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively who wrote home from Chicago: "The did, 'and he'took the twenty-five cents at Owatonn:i, Minn. Under the improved methods, each part nine cases out of ten. Information that will save yougayeme to pay for it."with," exclaimed women in this strange country wear of the Keystone Silver Watch Case is made many lives sent free by mall. Don't delay a moment. PEDIGREE. VMFE I N AUSTRALIA. "II Prevention is better than cure. |v the child, positively. "May be trunks on their feet."Philadelphia Bay Horse, black points, 15-2 hands of one solid piece of metal hammered into JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT J^r^r cu^s the drug man made a mistake." high, foaled 1878, sired by Dictator, {Jail. ,$.. jv,i^i:. sii'- t&ti'M.^--'. ''vj.':5 f^^S Sydney and Melbourne Compared shape. The advantages are readilyapparent, "I'll go 'round myself and see," was cnraigla, Influenza, SoreLungs,Bleeding at the Lungs,ChronicHoarseness,Hacking Cough, Whooping Cough^ "Mary, be careful, my child, when with American Cities. Il full brother to Dexter, record 2.17Ki for every one knows that hammering lironic Kheumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, KidneyTroubles,Diseases Of the the gentleman's comment, as he donned going out. Have a will of your own." and sire of Jay Eye See, record 2 10% pine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S. JOHNSON & Co., BOSTOH, MASS. hardensthe metalwhile solderingsoftens it. his coat and hat. mostMAKE HENS LAY "There is a great difference between "Oh, I've got a Will of my own, mother Donald. Director, Annie G., Princess, An EnglishVeterinary Snrgeon andChemist. To test the superiority of the Keystone theMelbourne ana Sydney," said a young now traveling in this country, saysthat I "Why didn't you send me Benson's but he can't be with me all Code. His dam by Almont, sire of of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here 4v:^1^V'-'' ffi Silver Watch Case, take one of 3 oz. weight, gentleman from Australia to a San plaster, instead of this cheap and trashy time." K*^-:|:? Piedmont, 2.17^ Aldino, 1.19, Fannie are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's 1 Condition Powders are absolutely pure and Francisco Chronicle reporter. "Sydney press it squarely in the centerwhen closed, thing?" Base-ball clubs are noted for their Witherspoon. 2.18^,.Alli West, Alta, immensely vr.!st)!e. Nothing on earth will make hens laylike Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose,1 teasp'n- is a quiet place, a rather goody-goody and it will not give, while a case of same nu to 1 Dint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mailfor8 lettcr-atamw. X. S. Josssoa is Co., BOSTOX, MASS, outlandish names. A Western club "Why, 1,-1, thought that would suit Alice West, Sannie G., 2nd dam by sort of a town, you know, while Melbourne, weight of any other makewill give enough has a short-stop named "Stitch." He you just as Welland'' Zenetli. Sffti of American Eclipse, 3d on the contrary, is fastnearly is the man who, if in time, will save to break the crystal. The Keystone Silver clam Eglelta by old Gray Eagle, thoiongli "You thought! .you thought! What as fast as San Francisco, thoughI must the nine.Lowell Courier. bred. Watch Case is made only with'silver cap business had you to think? 1 don't pay say that I have seen more in this city For further particulars address An umbrella carried over a woman, and gold joints. you for thinking, but for filling my or- than in any part of the world." the man getting nothing- but the drippings der,", said the indignant caller, coutemptuousl}', Scad ctat sUaptoKaystms Watsh Case TatUrlas, Phlta* "Do our people remind you of those L. H. HASKINS, Owatonna Minn. Baw ESTABLISHED -9533 delphla, Fa, forfcaadswMmutate* raaphlet skowiaghaw of the rain, signifies courtship. "There! take that thing you have left at home?" IVlERCHAraTonourKewPlatiSEEDS**SYEARTR_NINETY-EICH**GARDENETMARKE Jaats Hot** and Ksystoas Watch. Cans vn suds. forth When the man has the umbrella and back and give me my money, I'll get "Yes, they do. You resemble the (To I* continued.) I For the the woman the drippings it indicates what I twan elsewhere." Melbourne people. There the girls on SEEDS' For tho PRIVATE FAMILY SPEER'S marriage. Aug. 12.84. the street dress to kilL You see quite' CrOWn fry ntircftlvAC on our own Far..,a Th above li a correct map of the "Milkman, milkman, telf me true as much silk and satin on the streets' P0RT1AL 6RAPF WINE. ALBERT LEA ROUTE, do you put in indigo to make your tZT Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and lturnl Register IIIK TO ALL. there as you do here, while in Sydney The oldest British Free Mason is dead. milk blue?" 'Nay,'' quoth the poetic the women go abroad in sober garments." MERCHANTS, SEXD US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. tnd Ma immediate connections. Through Trains dally Also milkman, "indeed I say no lie 'tis the Where the Fire is. Out. ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO GHICA60. BAV!DL^DBETH^SONS,SEED8ROWE^,P[ilA0ELPHIA reflection in the water of the pale blue FEBMFSJTED GRAPE JUICE. "In Melbourne are they fond of MINNEAPOLIS without change, connecting with all line* JSIBLEY'SCEEPS sky." pleasure?" EAST and SOUTHEAST. Used in tne principal Churches for Cummunion HORSl and CARRIAGE "Certainly they arevery fond of it. Magic No More a MysterySeen*from "Yes" said a New York girl, "I can The only line running Through Cars between Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and fh But, you see, your tastes are different MINNEAPOLIS and DE8 MOINES. Iowa. take my pick from half a dozen wealthy Across the World. AUCTION BAZAAR,. Through Trains between from ours. We are fond of outdoor young men in the city." "You ought MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, amusements. Why, the races will FOR AIJL CUMATES* ALL SOILS* ALL CROPS. to be able to," replied a rival belle 807, 809 and 811 Sixth Street South. "Ilaronn of Aleppo," said Sir Philip Derval, had connecting in Union Depot for all Points South nn bring out the whole town, and a football 1884 CATALOGU E FREE, sweetly, "you are certainly oid enough v.mtliwest. Close connections madewith St. P., M.* M., mastered every secret in nature which the nobler Now have the finest Eloran Exchange in or a cricket match will attract a H. and St. P. A Duluth Railroads, from and to all topick." magic seeks to fathom. Me discovered that the the world Buildings built by ourselves for this dints North and North-West. ue artiof beating is to assist Nature to throw off crowd of twenty thousand people. purpose with all modern improvements. KMBails Bit PULLMAN PALACE Si.EKPi.sr. Fifteen Massachusetts girls are about diseaseto summon, as it were, the whole systo AIIS on all night Trains. TliMnsti Tickets, ami lrn.tr- Our regular weekly auction sales afford a fine Everybody enjoys an outing in the sinus HIRAM SIBLEY ft CO. Rochester, N.Y.iChicagoflU eject the enemy that.has lastened on a part. SEEDS. to undertake a trip in the Adirondacks. '-n-'r checked to destination. Tor vime tables, ratw of medium for the ready disposal or purchase of country, and for six months in the faiu, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address is processes all included the reinvigoration of IIORSKS, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, Somebody has been giving them some THE GTUDEBAKER BUY THE CELEBRATED H. BOYD, aheprinciple of life. year there is nothing thought of but exaggerated pointers about the number Gen'l Tkt. 4 Pais. Ag't, Minneapolis. Buggies and Carriages HARNESSES, ETC. In this the Eastern sage merely anticipated the pic-nics." MlY of unmarried men who have taken to ALL ODDS practice of the best physicians of to-day. What Business conducted on business principles, and "How do your people patronise the life itself is, nobody knew thennobody knows the woods, satisfaction guaranteed both buyer and seller are unrivaled fur BEAUTY, STRENGTH, ELEGANCE,EASE now.. Bnt we have learned something of the reasons theater?" EST EQUIPPED Private sales negotiated. why the mysterious tide rises and falls. Pro A Nevada lady took an unfair advantage OF RIDING ANDIIUNXINO. Send "In Sydney a good piece will have a Regular Sale everySaturday 11 a.m. vided the great organs of the body are not irreparably for new illustrated catalogue, or call and of her husband's indulgence in a destroyed, medical science can always relive, run, while a variety show wiU not get see our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- When will be offered an assortments above linesEntries bath to elope with another man, and and olWn save. Yet no reputable physician an audience, though in Melbourne a solicited and may be made up to noon of oew adheres to the barbarous and stupid processes TORY, 233 STATE STEEET. We make all the bereft one expressed a conviction RAILROAD IN THE WORLD. day preceding sale. variety performance secures fair patronage. of depletion, such as bleeding, by which it was that she had been waiting for an opportunity attempted to cure disease by reducing the patient's DALES & CO., An old theatrical manager Let it lie forever remembered that the ability to resist it. Now-a-days nu do not tear for years. Auctioneers and proprietors. Minneapolis Minn told me the other day that he consuls down the foit to help the garrisonwe strengthen |2185. Another tomb has been uncovered in It. ered Melbourne, San Francisco, and Studebaker Wagon, In this intelligent and benelicent work, it is conceded Egypt it contains 6,000 mummies. New Orleans the three most critical cities that PARKER'S TONIC leads all other med. Freel Cards and Chromos. Hitherto all these ancient worthies RAILWAY in the world that a poor performance iclnes. As an invigorant it acts immediately and have kept mum, and even now somebody 1 With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE PATENT had abetter chance of being patronized powerfully upon the circulation and the organs We will send free by mail a sample set of our digestion, thus giving Nature the assistance she forge German. French, and American Chromo else has to speak for them.Dry STEEL, SKEIN Tnuss AXLE PATENT OVALEDGED in Paris or London than in calls lor. It follows that annulments of the stomach, Cards,on tinted and gold grounds,with a price list TI BE woodwork, after years of season- _____=__ is the best and shortest ronle to and from Chicago Goods Bulletin. either of these cities." kidneys and liver aie at* ones relieved or cured. of over 200different designs, on receipt of a stamp. nud Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferaar No other preparation embodies the 'same ing, SOAKED IN BOILING OIL Luteins of LAKE for postage, We will also send free by mail as "Is there as much hotel life in the A society has been formed at Hartford CARRIAGE WORK, from the FINEST kind by all wci! posted travelers when passing to 0 qualities or produces similar resuts. It is delito samples, ten of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt buPEBioBIRON boxes forced, into Hubs with LANDAU down to the LIOHTI:ST BLGGY, bo Australian colonies as there is incious Id from Conn., to provide harmless amusements use, and the best known aiiti-inloxicau. of ten cents to nay for packing and postage also hydraulia press, instead of Ifeing wedged sides the BEST LINE OP ALL CLANSKS or SPKIN CALIFORNIA AN COLORADO America?" enclose a confidential price list of our large oil offered to the trade. for younbase-ballTheeravages men. of WOR SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOULDEK best of workman- SPEER'S PORT GRAPE WINE! 4'Not at all. In Brighton, near Melbourne, ar evidently chromos. Agents wanted. Address F. GLEASON andv bicycling & Co., 46 Summer Street, Boston, Mass. The cholera is spreading iu Paris. for instance, people hire a WANTED beginning to be felt in that community. OP WAGONS. Send for new Catalogue. scu'i Jeud, indiani. it also operates the best route and the short line BOOK house for the season. They do not between Burlington Free Press. FOHTY YE AIIS OLD, 8-1 JLondori Hair Keorter (.rent Eng seem to take to the hotels as you do Chicago and St. Paul|Miimeapolis lists. Toilet Article. Restores growth, color "Where Is My Boy To-night?" is the Canvassers. THIS here. Perhaps for the reason," said gloss, and softness. Itemoves Dandruif. Aristocratic CELEBRATED WINE is the pure juice of title of a late song. This is a difficult families of Great Britain endorse it. Klegant the dead ripe^Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's MALE and FEMALE the speaker candidly, "that they are conundrum to answer but a little later dressing. Fragrantly perfumed. The favored Milwaukee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For) vineyards. Its invaluable. not so good as they are here." in fashion. At Druggists for 3s 1 i or 75 Cts Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, in the season, when the weather is a to engage in the sale of our new and important of U. S.money. April 985 nnknto, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Des Moines. Web. Tonic Strengthening' Propertied "We are more luxurious then?" works of standard character. Imrgt) profltis and little more settled, he will probably be slerCity, Algonn, Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown, Immense* elllns qualities. We offer a per* "You are. Take the matter of found assisting some young girl to ruin Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford,111., are amongst snanent and lucrative bualneaa. Address are nn ur assed by any other Wine. Being pro saloons. Perhaps there are about two Minneapolis is full of veterans. i tt 800 local st tions on its lines. Tne CINCINNATI puBUsnrara co.. the hinges of a garden gate.Somerville duced under Mr.Speer's own personal supervision Among few of the numerous points of saperi- saloons in Melbourne which have a 174 W. Fourth Street. Cincinnati. Ohio its, purity and genuiness, are guaranteed by the Journal. FOLDING TABLE. 91I enjoyf by the patrons of this road, are its IRO THEOHLTTRUE N principal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who piece of dry bread and cheese lying on fJoutrliM, Colds. C'utarrli, muuip l"XY COACHES which are the finest thai human S50 REWARD have examined it. The youngest child may partake Mark Twain is learning to rido the ituu. art and ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL the counter and then, when I come to or it',?and the weakest invalid use it to advan1 AUThroat, Uretst, and Lung Afi" h.nsec cured will be paid for any Grain Particularly beneficial to the aged and bicycle. He will soon( SLEEPING CARS, which are models of comfort give an exhibition wef|ker sex It is in every respect VS^A think of it, drinks aro a penny dearer by thu old rstaoli.-.hcil "SWAYMK'S WILDCUKKKY." Fan of same size that can and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM 6 of innocence abroad.Lowell Citizen. del.ilitated and suitable to the various ailments clean andbag asmuchGrain or The iiist dohe give* relief, and cure 1 'I.^Er' I in the colonies than they are in San OARS, which are unsurpassed by any audits V1 TONIC Seed inone day asour Patent speedily follows," Cls., or $1.00 at Um^sls. We hear he is going on a tour widely celebrated Francisco. Colonial beer is a great A WINE TO BE RELIED ON. MONARCH Grain and April 9S5 with his "White Elephant," with "Tom Seed Separator and Bae1 NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, beverage out there." Speer'sUnfermeiited Grape Juice? srer.which we otter to the publie The storm hit Howard,too. Sawyer" to drive the beast They expect at a low price. Send for "I have heard a good deal of your like of which are not run by any other road to have a splendid time "Roughing circular and price list, %ywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS horses and riders. Are thoy really so Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in lib which will be mailed FBKK. it."Brooklyn Times. THE BEST EtJUIPPKD ROAD INTHE WORLD. Will purify the BLOOD, refrulato natural, fresh, swaet state as it runs from the N^ivJarklftftiOT^Ar0-' extraordinary?" a week at home. $5 outfit free, l'ay abso All points of interest North, Northwest id LIVJEK and KIDNEYS. press by fumigation thereby destroying the exciter lutely sure. Ao risk. Capitiil not lequiitd "Oh, Mr. Solo," remarked a gushing "It depends a good dqal. If you West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts and KERTOIIE THE HEALTH of fermentation. It is perfectly pure, free Reader, if you want business at which per and VIGOR of YOUTH. Dyspepsia, and hunting and fishing grounds nre accessible NOW IN USE36,989, young lady to a rather bashful frcm spirits and will keep in any climate. wanttosee a really good rider just sons ol either sex, young or old, can make Want of Appetite, Indigestion, by the various branches of this road. vocalist, "why don't you go into society great pay all the lime ihey work, with absolute Lack or Strength, take up a mounted policeman. Do Speer's Burgundy. It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road and Tired FccUngabsoiutety certainty, write for particulars H. MALLET & more and let us lionize you?" you know what the qualifications are and has over four hundred passenger conductors cured. Bones, muscles and Co. Portland, Maine. Dec 1 1S4 constantly caring for its millions of patrons. "My dear Miss G." replied the singer, nerves receive new force. Is a dark rich medium Dry Wine used by the for admission to its ranks? Well, sir, Enlivens the mind and Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route, wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by "there was but one man who was notthey have an old horse, well up in supplies Brain Power. LADIES AND TAKE NONF. OTHER. All leading ticket physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a *Welcome, Grand Army. Suffering from complaints spoiled lionizing." "And who was agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on every knack, that is bound to throw a sweet port is needed. All persons say theireoods are the best. We ask you to examine peculiar to their sex will this route, that gives llrst-class accomodations, that, pray?" "Daniel."Oil City Derrick. our Iaaproved Keller Positive Force Feed,Clrata and In DB.HARTER.B 1 IRON TONIO a safe and man. They put you in a small inclosed Speer's (Socialite) Claret. than ituoes togo by the poorly equipped roads. Seed and Fertllbelns Drill and ourHayBakea. They speedy cure. Gives a clear, healthy complexion. Itching i*ile&N)-mt>tom audlure space the walls have an apology are as good as the best, and can be sold as cheap. All are warranted, For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort Frequent attempts at counterfeiting only add circulars mailed free. Newark Machine Co* Ladies' Table or Lap Board. to the popularity of the original. Do not experimentget papers, or other information not obtainable for padding, while the ground is Is held in high estimation for its richness as a The hymptoms are moisture, like persperation, "Anything of importance happened NewarK* OHIO. Eastern Branch House, Estenttwa, Id. the OBIGINAI, AND BEST. at yonr local ticket office, write to the Dry Table Wine especially* i ited for dinner use. intense itching, ucreascd by scratching very somewhat hard. They let you mount, while you've been gone?" said the PIC-NIC AN GARDE N PARTUS AGENTSmakeover GENL' PASS. AGT. & N. W. rVW. ONE distressing, particularly at night seems as if pinwcrms Speer's J. Sherry.' justand then the horse is goaded to desperation WAB/TEII.'S OHLYANTI.ffOtlCTPAT.ON Vermont man to his neighbor were crawling in and about the rectum hundredpercent Will Have Them, LIVER* PILLS CHICAGO. ILL put THE WORLD. by being whipped by menthe private parts are sometimes aflccied- If tillowed profit selling the back from a journey. "I should say Is a wine of Superior n.^r and parlakri of to continue very serious results may follow. stationed within the inclosure." niJslVJalXt. the rich qualities of the grape am which is there had I've had two hens die, my Reflecting Safety Lamp "SWAYNE'S OINTMENT" is a pleataLt, Stands firm when in use, and eon be made. GRIPE,SICKEN OR LEAVE sure cure. Also for Tetter, Itch, Salt Rheum,. "Does a fall debar you at once from dog killed a woodchuck, and Deacon BOWELSfCONSTIPATED. folded, occupying no spacewhennot in use. The use ofthe term "Short Scald Head, Erysipelas, Barbers- Itch, Blotches, tarsons suffering from TORPIDITY the LIVER Speers 1\ J. Brandy. the service?" Tidd swapped horses with a Frenchman Can be sold la every family. Gives. orInactivity of the Bowels,will find a permanent Line" in connection with the all scaly, crusty Skin Diseases. Box, by mail, 50 more light than three ordinary lamps.Saaaple OTJ&E bythe useof these Pills. Mo medicine should "Oh, no. They aro good enough to oh, this town has been lively. corporate name of a {jreat Ctu. 3 lor $1.25. Addrees Dlt. SWAYNE & SON Iiewap swat fit* any Apri 98 5 be taken without first Oleanslns the Stomach and IS A PURE distillation from the grape. nv.l T? rand, conveys an idea of just Phi la., Pa. aoldby L.rtiggits. eeateiaataanpa. Wehave other give you enough chances to kill yourself Boston Post. Bowels with a dose of HARTER'B LTVER PILLS. stands unrivalled in this Country for lnedicir.el what is required by the traveling ^household articles. Circulars tree. Sample dose Sent Free onapplication by postal. For you may depend upon it, purposes. aneuvering mamma, who is anxious publica Short Line, F0R8HEEA IIACaIN,Cincinnati,0 Send youraddresstoTheDr. HarterMed.Co. Quick Time and the best of It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that (t (he these falls are sometimes serious. I daughter's chief attraction should Logan's letter is out. St. Lords, Mo., for our "DREAM information,free.)"BOOK. grapes from which it is distilled. accommodationsall of Fallot strange and useful know a young squatter who had no aot escape the notice of the very eligible which are furnished by the reason to join the service, but did so A PRIZE.moressixfree,righlcostlyy greatest Railway in America. young man who is taking her down Send cents for postage, and SOI/O BY.C1IAS. JU. KOOJS, for the fun of the thing. He went receive a box of to supper"Maria, Maria!" "Yes, AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. good which wil help you to through the ordeal without once being [jHICAGO, mamma." Take your eyelashes out of Sept2718S4 money awa tuan any BXJaRR STONE] s. B.vanm co..f thrown." tangle, darling." And then the young hing else in this world. All, of either sex, succeed MFG rom the Urst ho'ir. The broad road to fortune 'ABIOUa STAQES. Desire i FEED man's heart gets all snarled up in $11,950 ILWAUKEE "What is the object of making the pens before the workers, absolutely sure. At Blasts entirely removed. Home treatment. _Medi: ]ST. Y. those eyelashes. test so severe?" cine can be administered without knowledge of nee address TBCK&CO Angnet? Maine. GOXnrEUNBXIR. patient, by placing ft in coffee, tea, or articles of "You see the mounted police often Boston has a new social club of food dnres guaranteed. Send for particulars., 2&T. PAUL. CINCINNATI o. AN et havetogo out into the bush alone. young men named the Puritan club. *ae milliwnim1 eo" An Extraordinary Offer. Sr.T.r. M*NTI\ The country is pretty rough and a The old clown used to say that he 20 84 beman has to fire from off the horse's VIGO ROCISmALTHroR MEN It owns and operates over 4,600 miles of road In named his mule "Huckleberry" TESTED Northern Illinois. Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa back. It would never do for a man to Vi cause he was so fond of blackberries, and Dakota and as its main lines, branches and be thrown, or worse still, to be unskillful and we fear the young men's selection connections reach all the great business centres BUY THE with his weapon, so the authorities of the Northwest and Far West, It naturally answers of the above innocent-sounding title FOR To All Wanting Employment. the description of Short Line, and Best TXJNE YEARS take every precaution to be sure oj has about the same degree of reasoning Route between their men." in itElmira Advertiser. IN CASH CHICAGO MILWAUKEE, ST. PAUL AND MINNEAP- Wc want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In Improve Singer Sewing Machine, "How about your horses?" Religious joke: Some time since a OLIS. by use In thousands every county in the United States and Canada, to GIVEN AWAY "There is something peculiar about cases. Founded on CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OKIONVILLK, ABERDEEN. sell a patent article of great merit, ON ITS MERITS. gentleman died, who, during life, refused scientific medical principles. An article having a large sale, paying over them. It would surprise you to see AND ELLENBALE. to believe in any future punishment. It has been grow- CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, POBTAOE, LA CROSSE AND 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and on how many sorry-looking animals there _.igIn favor and reputation TlittaiSinger Machine Intho market Two or three weeks' after his' which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale WINONA. while Its numerous competitors have Invariably are in the colonies. The truth is, that CmcAQO, MlLWAUKKK, KAUJ CLAIliB AND STILL. by a deed given for each and every county be may failed. The direct application of this remedy to death his wife received through a spiritual WATCTI* secure from ns. With ail these advantages to our the seat of the disease makes Itsspecific Influence To SMOKERS of Blackwell's the best horses are shipped off to India medium the following communication: felt without delay. The natural functions of the C'HICASO, MILWAUKEE, WAUSAU AND MERRILL. agents, and the fact that it is an article that can and elsewhere." Genuine Bull Durham human organism are restored. The animating elements CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, FOND DU be sold to every houseowner, it might not be necessary "Dear wife, I now believe. of life which have txeen wasted are given to make an "extraordinary offer" to secure LAO AND OSKOSH. "How do the colonies feel with regard Smoking Tobacco. Please Bend my thin clothes and a barrel back. The buoyant eneiijry of the brain andmuscular good agents at once, but we have concluded HICAOO, MILWAUKEE, WAUKESHA AND OCON- system renders the patient cheerful he gains to England?" of ice water."Christian at Work. to make it toshow, not only onr confidence in the OMOWOC. This Special Deposit is to gffnrantee the strength with rapidity. "There is the very best of feeling existing. merits of our invention, but in ts salabflity by HICAOO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRAIRIE payment of the 25 premiums fully described NERVOUS DEBILITY, organic weakness, and "Well, wife, I'm going to get some any agent that w,ill handle it with energy. Our DU CHIEN. numerous obscure diseases, battling the skill ol in our former announcements. I am certain that if Great agents now at work are making from $150 to $600 best physicians, result for youthful indiscretion, ICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OWATONNA, MANKTO The premiums will he paid, no matter how new clothes right away," said a Hartford Britain was in any trouble'the colonies too free indulgence, and over brainwork. a month cleir, aud this fact makes it safe for us mall the number of bags returned may be. AND FARIBAULT. man the other day "I declare I Do not temporize while such enemies lurk la to make our offer to all who are out of employment. Chicago, Beloit, Jauesville and Mineral Point. would come to her assistance, though Office BlackietlVs Durham Tobacco Co..) IHII.I.S. yon onr system. Take a remedy that has cured thou- look too shabby to go on the streets. An agent that will give our businese a Durham, N. ft. May 10, 1881 $ Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. sands and does not Interfere with you attention sandi I can not help thinking that the day is P. A. WILEY, ESQ., thirty days'trial and fail to clear at least $100 in Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapids and Why, I met a tramp on the street the ~iistnei. or cause any pain or inconvenience. to bust Cashier Bank of Durham, Durham, IT. O. not far distant when they will follow this time, above all expenses can return all goods Tama, Sendfor aDeicriptlvc Pamphlet gMng Anatomical' DEAR SIR.-We inclose you $11,960.00, which other day with enough site better looking unsold to us and we will refund all the money paid hicago, Dea Moines, Council Bluffs and Omaha. lllurtrationt,which will convince the most scrptical Please place on Special Deposit to pay premiums o ld trader Ail] guarantee to give entire the example set by this republic." for them. Any agent or General Agent who would that they can be restored to perfect manhood, and for our empty tobacco bags to bereturned Dec. overcoat on than I've got' "Why (-'Iricaeo Canton, Sonix City, Souix Falls and aatlasUctloa or money refunded. affected.) fitted for the duties of litA. same at if never 15th. Yours truly, J. S. CARR. President like ten or 'more countries and work them Yankton, i didn't you stop him and offer to trade?" Bentfrcoto any onS. Bemady sold ONLY by th* Office of the Bank of Durham.) OVER 6000 I N USE. throgh Bub-ngents forninet days, aud fail to "hicago,Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern Settling With a Mourning Widow. Durham,N. ft,May 10.1884.J I didn't have the heart to insult the clear at least f750 above allexpenses, can return HARRIS R?EDY CO. HF'G. CHEMISTS. v.scnLABSMHD Minnesota Points. PBICESTFREE. J. S. CARR. ESQ., all unsold and get their money buck. No other Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and tramp." Presl. BlackvceWt Durham Tohaeeo Co. One of the steamers plying between 306M N. JOUi. i!. ST. LOUIS, MO. employer of agents'ever dared to make such of' ^/SHAS:KAESTNER&CO., SpecialRDepositfor DEA 8m:I have to acknowledge receipt of Chamberlain.. Detroitand Clevelandran overa skiff one fers, nor would we if we did not know that we 11,960.00 from you. which we have placed upon The car was brimful, but it stopped Qes ktatfc'si.'' *S3,two nwtis & tiiee acslbe SI Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. the object you state. have agents that make more than double the 803-311 So. Canal St.^, night and drowned its occupant. When to take on a lady. She had scarcely C0,.eIi/^I^ "Yours truly, P. A. WILEY, Cashier. CHICAGO, HI.. V.S. A. amount we guaranteed, and but two sales a day Davenport, Calmar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. KAKR13 REMED 1 he had been identified, the agent called squeezed her way in when a man would give a profit of over 8125 a month, aud that mmwL None genuine without picture of BULLon the Milwaukee, Racine, Deloit, Freeport and Rock I 20 84 package. one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. upon his wife to see if a settlement I MTg Chcakti aad Sot* PrWa squeezed his way out and as he reached Island. I PROF.HARRIS"PASTHIEREMEDT Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer t3f~See our other announcements. Mitchell, Wolsey, Ashton and Aberdeen. could not be made. She was not in the platform he growled: "Here's THE "BONANZA- full)*, and tnese we wish to send to everyone out of I YOUH Men and other* who suffer Ask th Agent in yonr place for it, and (Jim River Valley Line.) tears nor prostrated with grief. On I from Nervous and Phyilcal Debillit em doyment Who will send us three one cent a fair sample of the hoggishness of Premature Fthiuillnn aad sta ips for postage. Send at once and tec aro the if w bare no agent there, write us.for the contrary she was at the washtub the men in Detroit!" "How?" "Why, I their many gloomy conaeqoenoes, Hgjncy in time for the boom, and go to work on the Pullman Sleeper* and the fittest IHttlug aro cuiekiy and radically eared. special prices. and in good bumor. When^he matter the selfish wretches sat there and made tei ns named in our extraordinary offer. We The Remedy is pat op In boxes. Ho.1(luting a montfr), fs farm in the HOTM are run on the mainlines of Ka. 9 (enoughtoeffect a cure, unlessin KTOTOcases,) e*| w.jld like the address of all the agents, sewing was broached she said: the CUIVJHiO, MlZWJtUKJEJBK Sl.rJIVA me give up my seat to myowrrwife." June Manufacturing Co.,* (luting three mouths), 7. Bent by mall la plain wrappem machine solicitors and carpenters in the conntry, K.3M WJly, and every attention is *id to pns DlnetfMi Cor UsingaefOBpanyaaeliUox. Pamphletdesctl Detroit Free Press. "Well, now, my husband took home and ask any reader of this paper who reads this Cor. Lasalle Ave. & Ontario Sit engers by courteous employes of the Company Mag thisdisease and cade of cue seat scaled,us ajtpUcaiiSV Fastest Cleaner and Grader in the World. offer, to send us at once the name and address of all the washings, brought in the coal, and Henpecked husband: "My dear, such they know. Address at once, or you will lose The most Perfect Separator in the Work. CHICAGO, HI. CASTORIA was of use in several other ways, and why can't you treat me as loving young S. MERRILL, A. V. II. CARPENTER, the be chance ever offered to those out of It is the only mill ever made, tho screens of ISO B4 his death was quite a losstome." plemoy ment to make money. Gen'l Manager. Gen'l Pass. Agent wives do in novels. The husband which never clog. r.LaBarge, "About what sum do you feel would J.T.CLARK, OEO.H.HEAFFOUD comes home worn and tired, and the U" RSNNER MANT/FACTlir.ISG Co., It is the only mill ever made, giving an even Paps' Automatic Engines NJQSSSOB TO briuscMM ofthe aieceTSlff*miue*.ntnoua%hiST. make you good?" he asked. Gen'l Supt. Agt. Pass. Asst. Gen. ft Saw-MiU. wife takes a fan and cools his brow." sMoftheBlw ,,61 SmithflatdSt., Pittsburgh Pa distribution of blast. Hie and laneser, Otfaate Weakness, OaaetrlMta, SyfUM "Now, then, be honest with me," Wife: "Step this way." Husband: 85 erearial Affection*. Scientific. treatmentj safefo and sureot M1 remedies Deformitie Treated Call or write lis she replied after taking a moment to "What are you going to do?" Wife, guestionstobeansweredbythose desiringtreatmentbymall. SjTtrsMMt^rlBRtMaBas4araskeJdseMUMlra4dresa,% think. "How much will a bang-up taking up mop: "I think you need Infants and Children 1 ISM saaseifaattotaefr advantage. ItUaotatrassJ EXECUTION SALE, bridal tower from here to Niagara Falls addressDr. C. L. LaJUROE, Fm't aad Physician la Chart* cooling off. I am going to mop your Central Bed. Sara Institute,020 Laemt st.,fit.Iionb, Bo. and back cost?" brow."Burlington Free Press. 8uccesotto Dr. Butts'Dispensary. gsUbuafced St* years. "Well, $300 oughtto putyou through What gives our Children rosy cheeks, By virtue of an execution, issued out of and un There is a woman in Kansas City who What cures their fevers, makes them deep der the seal of the District Court in the Sixth Ju first class and give you three days at can scold her husband in eight languages. dicial District, in the County ol Blue Earth Castoria. OUB UADEB. the Falls." 8tate of Minnesota, dated June 23th, 1884, to me He hasn't such a warm time of We offer an 8 to 10 H. P. Automatic. Spark-Arresfc When Babies fret, and cry by turns, "Well, say $350. That gives me directed and delivered, rpon a judgement render 5155 Ra2doir.h ii.-. CE0F.CAGO,111 tag, Mounted Portablo Engine, with Mill, 16 ft. it, however. Fortunately when he colic, kills Wha cures their li their worms. Bpec!allvEs,.a-.?'-.Vi A regular Physicist-. eel, entered and docketed in said District Court, carriage, 32 ft. track and ways, 2 simultaneous money for my shoes and a bonnet, and Castoria. went to college he didn't neglect his In Blue Earth county, Minnesota, on the 13th A ay lever act head-blocks, 23,-inca arbor, 3 changes Curk*x't i'rii'slc.'-. !-v,ns.iJiood,8kluan I may want to dye my hair and buy Vrii!!--iry dlPca*:K i-.- Vuthi'-il liiilsenetlons,exoesfii'.i of September, 1875. in an action, in said court, in feed: sawyer controls feed-lever and head-blocks What quickly cures Constipation, base-ball studies in order to master the and i-.v:' (.oi'.ni'inK JJervons Debil- from one position. CO-lnch solid favor of Harris Manufacturing Company, tnen some stockings." Sour Stomach, Colds, Indigestion: dead languages, and when his wife v.L-st M:vii:i.f :.V. ui impodimcnts.aiidall saw. 60 ft. 8-inch 4-ply belting, and now a corporation, created, organized, and Castoria. The money was handed over and a c^*\n:tt I!rtM.'!s r- v/riie full symptoms. feed-belts, cant-hooks, swage, doing businesss undei and by virtue of the author. switches off to the one language he C--is !'tni.M '.'mi f~.R. Treatment conRtiusitiui.a.. Farewell then to Morphine Syrups, tightener.etc. Sifreompletefor receipt taken, and the "tower"-took Ity of the laws of the State of Wisconsin, phi in(iff, .si:.. :n i .ois':ii Lcut everw'.i'ure. understands he has an engagement Castor Oil and Paregoric, and operation, $1100 on ears. Entrine 5Tews. and against John Lloyd, defendant, for the lace the next week. Wall Street Hall Castoria. on skids. |100 less. Snata* down town.Norristown Herald. sum ofone hundred and eight dollars and sixtyfive will burn Blabsfrom the saw two cents (1108.65). and one dollar and seven ty Grades yonr Grain for Seed, for Market, to eight feet long and .keep up "Boy!" he called as he snapped his cents (f 1.70) subsequent costs, and atranscrip f "Castoria it so wall adapted to Children and fftor Feed at one operation. steam. Bend for catalogue 12. said Judgement was filed and docketed in the Office fingers at a postofiice bootblack, "are A standard rose said to have been that I recommend it as superior to any medicine B.W. PAYNE tfc SONS, '& St.-.k-& ,&y' SVs..Chicago of the Clerk of the District Court, Ninth Judicial you the lad I handed a dollar bill to tanufacturera all styles Auto. planted by Charlemagne, is one of the District, in Brown County, Minnesota, on i .AGENTS WANTED. known to me."H. A. ARCHKB. M.D., flu.tic Engines frora2to 300 H. P. Sldesheim yesterdaytoget changed, and you beat the J4th day of September, I87S .st 9 o'clock a. m. eat curiosities of the ancient city of 111 So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N.Y. i'v 1 i...'_'f*-iiiir Shafting, pulleys, and hangers. I have on this 80th day of June, 1884, seized and sir.'.1 For Information and Circulars, address, me out of 13 cents?" "No, .^r Elmira, K.Y^ Box 14HP., in Hanover. This rosebush c-'-.t. '.r- Kdtt, levied upon the following described r*al esta ta in Sit: .fe *%&!< CM- l.im-,0.d i:.:f- nu "Look out! How do you know you DEPIT FAWflN MIL WW, is gnarled and rugged, as becomes Brown county. Minnesota, the property of and iri,-. '-^^fi'a-t V^' aiul all the right, title, claim and interest of the said $-''^^^rifJ-^i^'S.^ Itcp*' ain't?" "Cause do I look like a boy --t ^^f-^y^v^' its extreme age, and in some WRIGHT INDIAN VEQETABLEPILIS C?J JehnLloyd, defendant, and judgement debtor,' DETROIT, MICH* who'd beat you out of a shilling when places the main stem is as thiok as a in and thereto, to wiU The north half (J or the I could wa'lk off with the dollar? southwest quarter Q/Q of section No. tlijry-six FOR +i?~. %r^. man's body. It grows on the easternside THE IENTAUR (86) in township No. one hundred and nine (109) Stranger, you must have got hold of of the apse of the cathedral, and north of range No. thirty (30) west. some poor leetle kid who's jus.t begun NOIldWnSNOD, this year the venerated and venerable MARRIAGE GUIDE. Now therefore, Nolle* is hereby given that by business!"Detroit Free Press. object has puHorth several new shoots. s)B{S9tu ptoB -earn ai osri virtue of said execution, and of the statnte in such And all Bilious Complaints 1 *poo2*)& vftsiyCgirSnooiMfE Guaranteed Strictly First Class. case made and provided. I will sell the above Fears have been entertained for & long First Dear Girl"Only to think, we INIMEN SliVJ M1H* MIM described real estate, and all the right, title, time past that, after its life of athousand Sale to take. behv:p:i-'!j vegetable no gripins. came pretty near not going to Europe VoV Beauty of Finish, Pipe lite Tone. Superiority clafan and interest of the said John Lloyd, defend, MO Page*. Illustrated in clothand silt bjndlna60s years, the plant was losing its vitality. l'i-iCii^cLH. Ail Druggista. ant and judgement debtor, in and thereto, or so of Action. Work and Thoroughness of Cou swner or postage, same paper covers 25c. This book this year!" Second Dear Girl"How ranch thereof as may be necessary to satisfy said HHitain* all the curious, doubtful or inquisitive want struction they stand unrivalled. But it is now apparently taking horrid! What was the matter?" First execution with interests and costs, at public auction Nervous Exhaustion, SUOANVjCATALOCrUElfPIlBS. wyaws a new lease of life,.and there is -much to tne highest bidder, at the front door of the Dear Girl "Why, mamma heard that roaps^icavixa.aiBaoBUMASJD ASDHXM: WHITNEY ORGAN CO., .Court House,In the City of NewUlro, in said ScssMUSrtstlse'OssaBaesJea rejoicing in Hildesheim. The/person _t home to you. Sent sealed by Dr. Premature Decay, the companies were putting down the asaOTi SpsOTJ,jrs,rascmns, Brown County, Minnesota, on Thursday the 14th An absolute core for Rheu* --'-'l So** MaMfacturers Royal Orgsat. tJErUTTlBR. t. Lords, Mp-.t^Kreatapeclallat^iho who has charge of the ancient rosebush charges for passage so low that she snrssfor life, Nervous Debility, Impediments day of August 1884, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon wtatlna, Sprains, Palm la the JOMOM *li"*iK ^BTROIT. MICH. oaes. Qonsoltation andpamphlet free. is instructed never to give away Loss of Manhood*., untA-autOs* of that day. was afraid that it would get common Baok,Barns, Galls, to. Anlnstantanoons SweMsttssIessri Dated New Uim, June 30th, 1884. a cutting, and its flowers, which' are la Use WEST,rfopraparaUon. to cross. But then she found*out that ft Return to as with Til Pain- rollover. PAYSOljl'S Used with anye/caapen for mark, shawls sddassSs*sWVass An ao-paxW Cloth-bound Book of Advteo to pronounced the. very sweetest of their EDWABB CASIV, CTS.*you'Ugetbyinil the new rates were only for the steerage, intr any fabric. Popularfordecera- Young or Middle-aged Men^rith Mfaefiptlonn VY.-L.COON, 8heriff of Brown County, AMUtNMIfJiMltS ntso thessSAsSseiltlai ssMsdav.. I kind, are also' jealously guarded from alive work on linen. ReceivtdCen- 2 for Self-treatment by a Regular rbyalcina. so, Of course, it'* all right, and Plaintiff's Attorney, Minnesota. !P,-.i.-.iJiaKiAE lMplassw. .Tfauquttitiaiisiiiitiiidiiihr vandal hands. T*mi*^zzF2Z~+ Aug U-84. VTl i:l' .l50yenra..Soldby all we'll go as usual.. But really, I was SENT ^u,Btatiouersa 4Kews Aut's. i0iriMaaa1* ^sW^kSBMl A aVS* T.WILUAM8tCO..imWAsJKEI.Wa.