pARsmr-jpiLis -rr wtaafiMMiaa {OoHttiUMdfiamkUtiattk.) travels faster than his brain when fie MiNNtAPflUSAST.LQUIS R'V wrr AND KIXMOB. makes a speech. In a recent case, in fm%%:: How Watch Cases an Mads. UPTK which he was defending a man charred Bft- frffe vat- "s *z*Z "FAMOUS AHERT LEA ROUTE." fv WS $ $ An exchange tells its reader* how to With theft he brought down the-court "The many great improreinenU introduced kdmmilk. in cities one good way is jury and spectators, by saying: Gen* in the manufacture of the Jas. Boat* to let the chalk settle, and then draw tlemen of the jury, you have heard me Gold Watch Case, have led to similar improvements the water oft demonstrate .tnerutter innocenceiof the Washingtonmay not do much at Client You have also heard the testimony in the making of silver cases. M1AJKE TVET RICH BLOOD, base ball, ont when it comes to a chick? of my client. You have also Under the old methods, each part of a en fight our local' birds corer them-' heard the testimony of, the prisoner's silver case was made of several pieces of Aad wffl eanfpleteljr change the Uood In the eottlre ayatorn in thrae anmrtha. Aayawav own boy in corroboration of what I have selves with gory glorj.Washington aoa who win take 1 FUl each night from 1 to IS weeka, may be reetorad to aeanai metal soldered together, requiring a great _v stated. And now, gentlemen of the Star. M health, if anch a thins be poaalble. Fo*earing Female Complainta theee Pflla have no amount of cutting and soldering, which jury, let me remind .you. of that old Anexohans^ says: "Don't" borrow equal. Physldana nee them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or cent by mail few softened themetalandgayeUthepliability scriptural saying that fools and children trouble." No, don't but if yon are DIPHTHERIA.!CROUPi,bettertethay elsfotlettcT^atsanne. Send tor circular I. S. JOHNSON Sc CO., BOSTON, MASS. ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. of lead rather than the elasticity of silver. always tell the truth.' What tempted to borrow trouble, borrow it more convincing proof do you require. from a friend, and do him the kindness Under the improved methods, each part JOHNSON'S ANODYNE IJNlMENTwflltiistaiitan^ooaly for Infants and Children. relieve these terrible iWeoaeee, and wUl poelUvebr Texas Sif tings. f^ not to return it of theKeystone SilverWatch Case is made cure nine eases ou ef ten. Information that will save I many lives sent fre man. Boat delay a amosta*. Young man, when yon see an old of one solid piece of metal hammered into i ga Pievention cure. "CaaaotlBiaaoweUaiiaytcdtochiklrenthat I Cf H cow OoBe. Constipation, Jr maid adjusting her spectacles and-dipping shape. The advantages are readilyapparent, THE LATEST DISCOVERY. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT i^^^& Im^annwnditaastipcriortoanypreacripUo I g*jr Stomach,Jjarrbcea Eructation promoto oat that part of ar paper headed on,, for every one knows that hammering KU itome." H. A. AacamiM.D., I A Texas Colonel and hi* Remarkable. "Sealed Proposals," it is time for yon euraJgia,Influenza, Sore Lunss,Bleeding: at the Lungs,Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping Coaua. hardensthe metalwhilesoldering softensit. hrooie Bheumatism, Chronic Diarrbcea. Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidiiey Troubles, Diseasat Of the 111 Bo.Oxford 8t, Brookryn, N. Y. iajariom medication. Core tor Rattlesnake Poisoning to take to the woods. -pine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. mostMAKo Send for pamphlet I. S. JOHHSOH HENBosTOnU, 4 Co., ataaa. E S LAY TO test the superiority of thgJKeystone I A summer resort letter says: "When An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, While M. Pasteur has been engaged SilverWatch Case,takeoneof weight, how traveling in this country, says that people pay from $8 to $5 a day for in discovering a cure for hydrophobia, of the .Horse and Cattle Powders sold here pressit squarely inthe center* dosed, are worthless trash. He cays that Sheridan's board, they have a right to expect CoL Houston, of Georgia, hasdiscovered Condition Powders are absolutely pure and teasp*B-5Ss|grP. id it will not give, while-ardil^pf same something better than board nails for Immensely va&nUe. Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, I a cure for rattlesnake poisoning. Ad to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by maUtbrS letter-stamps. I S. JonxaW A CCSBOSTOM, MAS* jht of any other makewiirgi^ enough ladies to hang nice clothes upon." In both cases the cure is brought about NIMERT break the crystal. The Keystone Silver A San Francisco showman is advertising by inoculation with attenuated poison Si atchCase is made only with silver cap a troupe of educated flies. If he rms, andalthough CoLHouston made will send one on here to teach others goldjoints. discovery purely by accident he is how to walk around the edge of a milk as great a benefactor to the race as is An ttbsjolate core for Rheumatism, Sprains, Pain in! LnRuHk I llv i^ gssaSsiat stsap ts Esystsa* Walsh CBN fastsriw, laasV' pitcher without falling in, he will gain M. Pasteur. alahla,ra^aiirBsafciiBiimaliBtiirssi|MitsaswiagW the Back, Burns, Cradle, ftc. An InstantaneQus Fain* itmm liia* sad Isystsai Wasaaflawsats assa everlasting fame. V'-^f ps CoL Houston was hunting in a Georgia QlsTauTnCI^Or the MEWCHANTonourMewPlan (2b cmHmii.) Mlievlng and HcMailna Bemedy. swamp with two other colonels w^ The young men of a Massachusetts OtClafO For the MARKET CARDENERTS7n when he was suddenly, and without SPEER'S town hare hung a man in efiigy for (For the PRIVATE FAMILY ow the slightest deliberation, bitten by a "r Th anonU cometmap of the backing out ox a marriage contract S on rown by ourselves PORTDSAL 6RAPF WINE. rattlesnake. The twounbitten colonels ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Americans hate to see any individual p. Ear* Handsome Illustrated Catoloawo and Raral Register FKEE O ALX. must have been men of unusual powers attempt to do a desperate deed and and lto Immediate connections. Through Trains dally of absorption, for when the accident MERCHANTS. SEND S YOUR BUSINESS HARDS FOR. TRADE UST. A-W* then back out otit fen ST. AIIL AM MWNIANLIt Tt CHICABO. Also Made on Purpose. dAVIDLAN0RETHftSONS,SEEOOROWERS.PHILADELPRIa occurred there was not a drop of withoutchange, connectingwith allline* An American poet has written some FERMENTED GRAPE JUIGE. whisky left in the party. Whisky, as filSf 80UTHEA8T. verses entitled, "An Angel in theis Used In tbe principal Churches for Cummunion well known, is an antidote to rattlesnake The only 11M running Through M* between House." No doubt he thinks so now, Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th poison if it is administered in gIBLEY'SgEEDS mUMMEAPOUS am* DE8 MOINES. Iowa. One of Those liiatakse? Which ara More but let him wait three or four years, age doses of a pint at a time and the dose Through Trains betweco MINNEAPOLIS ANO ST. LOWS, and see if he don't make a mental revision ,Prequ3nt than Profitable. .mm? is repeated at brief intervals. No attempt of that poem,. ||illliiS$Sp^ etln to Is.U 'oaneeUng Union Depot lor all Point" :outh_ and fans msd with S i P. M.Ail was'made to give Whisky, to SOUthWCSt. ClOSSflOtapscuwivWIN* o -j MINNEAPOLIS v: P. sad S P. Onlath Ballrosds, from and to all A gentleman who was about to marry "Why, my child, this is not BENSONS CoL Houston, which shows that all the r^lntt Norte and North-West HORSl and CARRIAGE a plain girl said to his friend: "It FOR AIX CUMATES, ALL SOIXS, AIX CSOl CAPCINEPOROUS PLASTER," whisky in the threeflasksof the three ABS on all Bight Trains. Tbyoe^Tlekett. and bagVaire 1884 CATALOGUE FREE- is not for her exterior but her inward said a father to his little daughter, after colonels was exhausted. Moreover, checked to destination. .tt Mine table*, rate of beauty that I marry her." "Then for examining a package she had just the moment CoL Houston was bitten, fore, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or addreai AUCTION BAZAAR, g807, S BOYD. goodness' sake," replied the friend, brought from the drug store. the other two colonels went in search Gen'l Tit. a) Pass. Ag% fllaasaaells. 809 and 811 Sixth Street South. out'1 HIRAM SIBLEY CO. Rochester, N.Y.*Chfc.gofl! "turn her inside of a medical coloneL The services Of "Isn't it Papa? I'm sorry,, but I GO Now have the finest Hra Excitaasje in ALL ODDS the latter would not have been sought An Oswego paper described afire by asked the matt for Benson's-I know I the world Buildings built by ourselves for this THE STT7DEBASER had not the bitten man been in Imminent saying that "the red flames danced in CO BUY THE CELEBRATED did, and he took the twenty-five cents purpose with all modern improvements. frDEST EQUIPPED danger, and he would not have Onr regular weekly auction sales afford a fine the heavens and flung their fiery arms you gave me to pay for it with." exclaimed Buggies and Carriages medium for the ready disposal or purchsse of been in danger if he had already had like a black funeral pall, until Sam the child, positively. "May be r% HRSKS, CARRUCES, BVCGIE8, are unrivaled fur BEAUTT, STBKNOTH, EIXGAIICB,EABK his full share of the whisky carried by Jones got on the roof and doused them the drug man made a mistake.'' OFRIDING ANDKUNNEJO. Send the hunting party. Hence wefindby out with a pail of water." Infill HARNESSES, ETC. UlLIOADINTHEWOtLa Til co 'round myself and see," was for new illustrated catalogue, or call and an exhaustive process of reasoning that the gentleman's comment, as he donned "Will you cross-examine the wit- Business conducted on business principles, aad see our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- Let it be forever remembered that tbe CoL Houston's two friends were men satisfaction guaranteed both buyer and seller his coat and hat. ness?" asked the Judge of a Vermont TORY, 233 STATE STBKET. We make all Private sales negotiated. of great capacity in point of whisky, CO lawyer, as a lady was about to leave "Why didn't you send me Benson's Regular Sale every Saturday 11 a.n. and thev, doubtless felt AS they rushed the stand. "No, your honor," was the 33 plaster, instead of this cheap and trashy away after the nearest medical colonel, When will be offered an assortment in above linesEntries reply "I have been married ten years thing?" BAItWAT w, solicited and may be made up to noon of that they had selfishly imperiled their and know better.Burlington Free day preceding sale. "Why, 1,-1, thought that would suit friend's life. DALES & CO., Press. Studebaker Wagon, you just as welland" Auctioneers and proprietors. Minneapolis Minn la tUe belt and shortestrouteto andfromChicago Left to himself, Col. Houston lay CU A gentleman recently returned from 12185. sad Council Bluffs (Omaba). and that it is preferaar "You thought! you thought! What down under a cypress tree, wrote a a fishing excursion was asked by a With PATENT CAST, and SANDAOR PATENT by all well posted travelers when parsing to business had you to think? Idon't pay brief letter in lead pencil announcing friend if he had been successful. *Ob edd from Free! Cards and Chromos. STEEL, SKEIN TBUSB AXLE PATENT OVAL- you for thinking, but forfillingrayor- that he was about to die at the hand of EDGEDTIBE woodwork,afteryears of seasoauig, yes," he answered "I didn't catch CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. W will send free by mail a sample set of onr der." said: the indignant caller, contemptuously, SOAKED IN BOIUNO on. 1 1 Skeins of LACT a rattlesnake, and exhorting all surviving SPEER'S PORT BRAPE WINE! many fish, but I got plenty of bites. In OABRUGE WORK, from the FINEST-, nrge German. French, and .American Chromo Unda bmPEBioBlBON boxes forced,_iato Hubs with LANDAU down to the LIGHTES BUGGY he "There! take that thing colonels to carry an extra supply Cards,on tinted and gold grounds,with a price list fact the mosquitoes were altogether too It also operates the best route and the short line hydraulia press, instead of King wedged sides the BKST LINE OF A CXABSXS or SPRIH of over aoodifferent designs, on receipt oca-stamp back and give mc my moueyr I'll get of whisky with them whenever engaged numerous.Boston Post. between SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOULDER best of workman- Won* offered to the trade. for postage. W wUl also send free by mail as FORTY TEARS OLD, what I want elsewhere."*^ in hunting inrattlesnake regions. Having Chicago and St. PaullMiuneapolis samples, ten of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt "*ww*i'****Bouth -JSS,^iaanis. "Why is it, pa, that they call them of ten cents to pay for packing and postage also thus prepared fordeath, the colonel THIS im^mm Aug. i2.te&$$m&&, OFWAOONS. Send for new Catalogue, commencement exercises when they -enclose a confidential price fist of oorlarge oil CELEBRATED WINE Is the pure Juice of closed his eyes andthe local mosquitoes chromos. Agents wanted. Address GixaaoN the dead ripe. Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's are really the last exercises?" said a to 84 Hwankee, a Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For) prepared to do their best work. A Co., 46 Summer Street, Boston^ Mass. vineyards. Its invaluable young hopeful who had just witnessed Diaz is again president of Mexico WANTEDCanvassers. Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, The mosquitoes of Tusoumasaugaloosanoosuo Tonic Strengthening^ aukato, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Dei Moines. Webt Properties Improved Novelty the closing scenes of a female seminary. BOOK: er City, Algona. Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown, swamp are of immense size Where \he Fire is Out "Because, my son, the girls do not Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford, 111.,are amongst and strength. They fell upon CoL are nn n..----.-y assed by an other Wine. Being pro its 800 local stations on its lines. commence to learn anything until after duced underJ* Houston in thick clouds, and bit him Among few of the numerous points of snperiad duced unde anrdMgenuiness,ownepersonalsupervisione .tipeer's they graduate." its puritv and puritv ar guaranteed by th .Ma=M.T.IJTTTW3 enjoyd by the patrons of this road, are its at the rate of two hundred bites per Magic No More a MysterySecn-from principal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who t&Y COACHES whieh are the finest that human The father of five marriageable minute. Infifteenminutes the colonel, have examined it. The younges child may partake To engage in the sale til onr new and important art and ingenuity can create, Its PALATIAL daughters was in town,a few days ago of It, and the weakest invalid use it to advan- AcrqssiheWorld. Wm,' wwks ofstandard characterJaiisjtalfr ana* felt that he could bear the assaults, no aSLEBPINO CARS, whichare models of comfort THE0HLTT&UB i J5 i Particularly beneficial to the aged and FOLDDH TABLE. IRON "y "'sT qpnaOItt. Ifeolhr apr. end elegance, Us PALACE DRAWING-ROOM trying to buy some four-leaf clover longer, and thereupon rose up and began ^K^andlaHM^TOj^iaMg. Adoress debilitated and suitable to the various ailments ARS, which are unsurpassed by any and Its seed to plant in his brick yard. He W to flee from the swamp. He still that effect the weaker sex. I Is in every resuect tdely celebrated "Haroiui br Aleppo," said Sir Pbilip Dei-vail hail W. Fourth Street. Cincinnati, 01 A WINE TO BE RELIED ON. apec said he had read that when a young mastered every secret in nature which the nobler entertained the idea of dying, but remagic NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, seeks to fathom. discovered that the TONIC girl finds a four-leaf clover it is a sign Speeds Unferneiited Grape Juice} solved to die in some locality less thickly $50 REWARD t_Ue art of healing is to assist Nature to throw the UK* of which are not ran by any other road that she will be married within a year. infested by mosquitoes. The mosquitoes, diseaseto ummon, a* it were, the whole systhm anywhere. In short, it is asserted that I IS will be paid for any Grain Is the juice of the Oporto, Crapes preserved in Its Norristoum Herald. to eject the enemy tbut.'hae fastened on a part, however, followed him until Fait of same site that can THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD I N THE WORLD. natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the teis processes All included the reinvigoration of clean andbag as much Grain or All points of interest North, Northwest and he was entirely out of the swamp and A man may hear a mosquito buza at press by fumigation thereby destroying the exciter he principle of life. Seed in one day as our Patent West of Chicago, business centres, summer reports of fermentation. It Is perfectly pure, free MONARCH Qrsun and half way to his own home. .Finding a distance of twenty feet and the very In thi* the Eastern eige morely anticipated the and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible "Will Purify the BBVOOB,regn Seed Separator and Baaarer,which fri:m spirits and will keep in any climate/ that the rattlesnake bite was causing practice of the best physicians of to-day. What by the various branches of this road. next day fail to hear the whistle of the Utek.IWfel*and aXMMBYf. we offer to the publite life itself is, nobody knew thennobody knows Speer'a Burgundy. at a low price. Send for It owns and controls over 6,000 miles of road and RERTOBJB THU XOLaXTX him no inconvenience, he resolved to locomotive that passes. All flesh is 'ctocnlar and price lUt. and VIOOB of TOUXHL Drs- now. But we have learned something of the reasons and has over four hundred passenger conductors go home and go to bed, which he accordingly which will be mailed ran. pensu. Want of Appetite, la- grass, dearly beloved and it is a great why the mysterious tide rises and falls. Pro constantly caring for its millions of patrons. Is a dnrk rich medium Dry Wine- used by the dlKestion, Lack of absolutelya,.forceStrength _-,.,- vided the great organs of the body are not irreparably Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route. did, and woke up the next pity a locomotive doesn't buzz like the wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by and Tired FeeUng destroyed, medical science can always relive AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a morning perfectly well, to the un. mosquito, and the mosquito whistle, and olfrn save. Yet no reputable physician agents sell them. It costs BO more to travel on nerves receive new MOW IN USE36,989- sweet port is needed. bounded astonishment of all the colonels oewadlteres to the'barbarous and stupid processes like the locomotive.Puck. this route, that gives first-class accomodations, Enliven the muscleds min aa LAbiats eared. BonesBrain Powera.an of depletion, such as bleeding, by which it was supplies Speer's (Socialite) Claret.^ than itdoes to go by the poorly equipped roads. of that part of the state of _Georgia. Patient"Doctor, I want you to prescribe Suffering from complainta attempted to cure disease by reducing the patient's '(SBBBtta^r For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort T^-U^! ^^&Mx0^XM Is^swtaauJ peculiar to thelrsexwtll ability to resist it. Now-a-days we do not tear papers, or other information not obtainable for me." "Doctor (feeling of tad a OaVSOUITEEVZBOVXOHraaaateaaa Is held in high estimation for its richness as a down the fott to help the garrisonwe strengthen at your local ticket office, write to the speedy cure. Gives a clear, healthy complexion, The facts of this case are beyond her pulse)"There is nothing the matter, Dry Tuble Wine especially i tied for dinner nse. Table or lp Board. Freauent attempts at counterfeiting: only add GENL' PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'tV. Ladies9 dispute. Col Houston was bitten on madam. All you need is rest." Speev's JP J. Sherry. to the popularity of the original. lSS^Sa-x not epenment--get In this intelligent and beneflcent work, it is conceded the OaronrAi, AKO BEST. AU penons tay their epod* SK the best, that PARKER'S TONIC leads all other med FeteaFactLn we stk yo to ex- CHICAGO. ILL the calf of the right leg by a large rattlesnake, Patient"Now, aren't you mistaken, nineourIasiweVei Keller Pesltlve i PIC-IIC AID GABDH PARTIES Icines. A an invigorant act* immediately and SM i FwUllBlac 1MB aad our Bwnakes. Is a wine of Superior nt and partake of was treated by a million or soSowerfnll,ythus They Doctor? Please study my case carefully. npon the circulation aud the organs are as good asthe best, and canbe sold as cheap. All are war the rich qualities or the grape which A 1 is Will Have Thin. IIVERPILISMPE,8etZiMLEAvI of mosquitoes, and entirely recovered. tgestion giving Nature the assistance she Just look at my tongue." Doctor The use of the term "Short made. $::._ _.,HJUVJaaJH. calls for. It follows that all ailments of the stomach, Line" in connection with tbe This establishes beyond a possibility of "That needs rest too."Life. Speer'n J. Brandy. kidneys and liver ure at onct relieved or cured. corporate name of a great AGENTS'profieoverOSTSB ""Stands firm when in use, and can be mak doubt that inoculation with mosquito ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalBrWEL N other preparation embodies the same Johnny and Tommy were playing in road, conveys an idea of just hnadredpercent jraOsrhaafromTOBKJLUITX of tbe UVBX qualities or produces similar resuU. It is delicious folded, occupying nospaeewhennotinBaa, poison is an antidote to rattlesnake what is required by the traveling IS A PURE distillation from the grape, and the back yard, when Johnny's mother aaUlngtlM to IIMC, and the best known unti-intoxicar:. ^^v^^srjirrtS'^EtsxsjtfoytlvnJUIbytheiise publica Short Line, stands unrivalled in this Country for medicinal poisona fact which will henceforth shputedto him from the kitchen to Quick Time and the best of purposes. lectins Safety lamp accommodations-all of The jury in the Ward cise-is out. Uksa.wlthont *rrt_( deprive the rattlesnake of all peculiar It is a peculiar flavor, similarao that the which are furnished by the with a doa_o HABTXy LTyTPt WfcXa, come into the house. "What's that?" terrors. .~l!'- vM grapes from which it is distilled. WadesaBantEr on apyHeanea byaestai. greatest Railway in America, m MMlightthan threeerdtnarytamps. ^nsedieui addtsesti asked Tommy. "It's my mother hollering We.may assume from the analogy rflsedieui adaisestoThePr. Haitsr stadrOovl asaajs aas aapstnw' afflr f& Lewis Mo^for t-lver, Kifluey stontach Trouble. SOLD BYCtlA. ROOS, in the kitchen," replied Johnnie. furnished by the investigation of M. *jruUorstmacaaad aserat laterawttoa. CHICAGO, iKma^adtrUchT'ar^^'toJa AND BY DRUGGIST!? EVERYWHERE. "It makes me think of a dude's head," Symptoms Impure blood, costive bowels, Irregular Pasteur that the poison of the mosquito TOMHUtslAnrtW, (rholafali.0 Sept 87 1884 appetite, sonr belching, pains in side, back said Tommy. "How?" asked Johnnie. is identical with.that of the rattlesnake, MILWAUKEE and heart, yellow urine, burning when urinating, STONBl "Because its holler within," answered and differs from it only in the fact that "The Best Blood in the Land." clty.colore stools, bad breath, no desire for work, chills, fevers, irritability, whitish tongue, Tommy. It is greatly attenuated. It cures rattlesnake FEED dry cough, dizzy head, with dull pain in buek THE BLOOD OF poisoning in the same way that S. B. VIN DUZEE iPB CO., "That lady is handsome, but she part, loss of memory, foggy sight. Fo these AND&T. PAUL. inoculation with the attenuated virus troubles "SWAYNK's PILLS" area rare core. "JAY EYE SEE." looks as if she had a temper of her Box (30 Pills), by mall, 85 CU., 5 for 11.00.Address of rabies cures hydrophobia. We have GOWEUNBUR. N. Y. own," remarked one drummer to another DR. SWAYNE & SON, Phila., Pa So ld by I owns and operates over 4,600 miles of road \p here an explanation of the origin of the Druggists. April 984 on the'train the.other day. "Ton Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa lantaL mosquito. That much-maligned insect SOLB MANTJrACTTJBBKS. bet! You read characters'correctly," and Dakota and as Its main lines, branches and DICTATOKii cine cw nVadmtntstered without knowledge of w* Arthur will go to" the Catskills exists wherever the rattlesnake exists, |20 84 connections reach all the great business centres patient, by placing it In coflec. tea. or.articles of was the reply. "Why, you speak as if .'_ of the Northwest and Far west, it naturally answers food. Cnres guaranteed. Basest.,.onrowwl.ATI.O..ParticularsrfoforpartlcndSen and is created solely in order that an awhile. feamwere acquainted with her!" "Well the description of Short Line, and Best anil ma CI., 188 antidote to snake-poisoning may always i Route, between slightly. I married her some ten be within reach. Hereafter, when a UYTHI years ago *nd have been studying her Cousrha, Calda, Catarrh, Couauaan- VIGOROUS HtALTHroH MEN CHICAQO, Mn,wAUK*aV.8T. PAUL AND MINHEAPMS. man is bitten by a rattlesnake, he will tion. ^a-xxajarai ever since." "5 AUThroat, Brecst, and Lung Aff lonsec cured TESTED instantly expose a large amount of his CHICAaoiMll.WAtlKJCC.ORlOKVILLK, ABBRMtEff. STANDARD. ^&^^ by the old established "SWAYNK'S WILDCHERRY." "My dear, look down below," said a surface to mosquitoes, and wait patiently ANDELUBHDAXE. The first dose gives relief, and a cure lnjtfwed SiixgaSewisg Hacfaine. COASOlMl|.WAVKKS, Sridge POBTAGE, LACBOSBKA NO Will serve a limited number of mares randoeso as he stood on Waterloo until they hare bitten him sufficiently speedily follows, 26 Cts or $1.00. at Druggists. WIK0NA, 8 April 9-85 with his wife, and gazing at a this season at the low price of $25.00 torender the rattlesnake's poison harmless. 1 CHIOAOO, MILWAUKEE, KAUJ CLAIRE AND STILL tug hauling a long line of barges. WATKB. No longer will the temperance atOwatonnn, Minn, Utah Gentiles long for Blaine's llMe^tsB^ssteaiawto CHICAOO, MlLWAUKBB. WAVSAV AND. MBBRItt. "Suoh is lifethe tug is like a man, y ns el a thoasands man be compelled, much against his PEDIGREE. CHIOAOO, MILWAVKU, BKAVR DAM, FOND cases. Tooadedea success. working and toiling, while the barges, will, to take whisky with him on his clentlfle medical aria LA Airp OWOSM, Bay Horse, black points,, 15-2) hands like women, are--" "I know," interrupted HIOAOO, MlbWAOKKK, W AVKSSHA AND OCONoxowoo, Inlea, it has be ea grew fishing and hunting, excursions, as an hisrh, foaled 1878, sired by Dictator, lag In favor aud reputation Mrs. G., acridly "the tug does a week at home. $6 outfit free. Pay abso antidote to the possible snake poisoning while Its nnmerons eompetttors have warUbly full brother to Dexter, record 2,17#, lutelysnre. N risk. Capital not requited bdled. The direct applieaUeaof this remedy to fHOABOiMlLWAPKEE, MASIBON AND PBAIBIC all the blowing, and the barges bear and those timid souls who, in their Reader, if youwant businessat which per U'oseatofthedlsesaemakesltaspeeUlolnfiaeiiee CHUN. and sire of Jay Eye See, record 2 10^ all the burden?' felt without delay. Th natural functions of the few of rattlesnakes,' have forced themselves sons of either sex. young or old, can make IOAOO, MLITWADKEB, OWATONNA, MANKTO haauncdw^marerestored. Theanimatinsele Donald, Director, Annie G., Princess, great pay all the time they work, with absolute .M, AND.FAWBAV1.T. to use whisky as a prophylactic A young lady from New York, who ntents of lUe which have been wasted are given vhicago,Beloit,JanesviUe and Mineral Point. certainty, write for particulars to H. HAUJT & Code. His dam by Almont. sire of back. The buoyant enengyof the brain aad muscular will be able totally to dispense with is visiting friends in Wethersfield, saw Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. Co. Portland, Maine. De 1 184 system renders the pakent cheerful he gains Piedmont, 2.17^, Aldine, 1.19, Fannie Chisago, Clinton,Rock Island, Cedar Rapids and strength with rapidity. that loathsome and noxious medicine. a yoke oFoxeU going by the house, and Tama. Witherspoon, 2.18}^, Allie W est. Alta, NEBYOUS DEBILITY, organic weakness, ana N ew $1, npjhw will soofl be forthcoming, UlliasSVe New York Times. said: "Oh, how I would like a good hicago, Des Moines, Council Bluffs and Omaha. nnmerons ohscore diseases, baffling the skill at Alice West, Sannie O., 2nd dam by Chicara Canton, Svuix Cltyr fresh drink of milk from those cows!" flouix Falls and best physicians, result for youthful Indiscretion, ""-A f.r/'"-h' i.- Yankton. Bald avstotr fan gnaraatea t air too free Indulgence, and over brain work. Zenftth. Son of American Eclipse, 3d entire She is mortally afraid of cows, and "hicago,Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern not temporise while, such enemies lurk la aatlafaetlen ar aseaev ref&Adled. i dam Egletta by old Gray Eagle, thorough coming, on one suddenly one day she your system.. Take a remedy that has cured thousands, Minnesota Points. OVER. 6000 HI USE. Turtle Fighting. and does not Interfere with you attention 5 Cnlcago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and ichiiiir Plicasynapionis and Cure was too frightened to run so poking bred. -,$? (flttodfefyacaen*tfticwilAmphlnHoegiving RCULABSyAHD PBZOS]FBBB. to business or cause any pai Inconvenience. Chamberlain. Scadft* Descriptive Anatomies! her parasofat the beast she stuttered The rymptoms are moisture, like persperatlon, For further particulars address Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. "HAS:KAESTNER&CO., Illustrations,vhlch convinc themost sceptical "Talk of bulldog's fighting," said a intense itching, ncreased by scratching very out "Lie down, sir lie down!"-Boston that the be restored to pertect maaaood, and L. H. HASKINS, Owatonna Minn. sporting man yesterday, "why,- they distressing, particularly at night seems as if pinwcrms life. samfa if sever aihwtsd. Davenport, Calmar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. "03-111 So. Canal St.^_ Post. were crawling in and about the rectum Milwaukee, Racine, Beloit, Freeport and Rock Beatfreeto say ono. BemsdrsoldOHlTrbytte' are not a marker to what 1 saw the CHICAttO.in., V.M.JL the private parts are sometimes .affected. If allowed HJUUUS REMEDY CO.MPG.CHEW$Tl W'tt E Island. "Kemember the poor," says an exchange. other night in an old-fashioned tavern "tJSE1 to continue very serious results may follow. |20 84 PISO'S CURFO Mitchell, Wolsey, Asbton and Aberdeen. 1 "We will," adds the Bur-, 306HN.I0th.8t 8T. LOUI8, MO. "WAYNE'S 01NTMJSNT" is a pleaMLt, *=33U.WWI near Clifton. Staten Island. A countryman (Jinv River Valley Line.) uasHeath's'tw's1--at ai twomttttsfS.ttrsemastla snrecuro. Also for Tetter, Itch, Salt Rheum, lington Sawkeye. "We da We can't brought in two snapping turtles, Scald Head, Erysipelas, Barbers' Itch, Blotches, AakthoAgent In your place for it, and FAMCIE ^Mllaurn SUtmtn and the JPtmf* JMMMT forget him. He charged us $2 a cord which he said he had caught that all scaly, crusty Skin Diseases. Box, by mail, 60 CmHmthttemrlm are run on the main lines of CONSUMPTION if w IUVTO no agent there, writ* us for Cts. 3 for SI.85. Addroea, DR. SWAYNK a SON, for sawing wood, and cut every last 'll afternoon. 'What are you going to do the cmte*tiotjmiM,w*uKXMsr Phila., Pa. Sold hyl/ruggltis. April 9-85. H*.FJIVM. Stick of it four inches too long for any ^ftiilrti asaaels eqwa el with them?'T asked. 'Fight 'em^V he aXMM&WiMM, and every attention ispttdtopasengers Send six cents for postage, and ofstove in the house. We remember him. answered. I laughed. 'Guess you're by courteous employes of the Company. receive free, a costly box 'eeaw Mea aad etlma wto seaa Minnesota's editors meet July And he'll remember us if we can ever wsTRerreas sadnyaWsllMS)- a stranger in these parts,' he said. 'If ^goodswhichwillt helpthananto you m.oneyrigh away ly.. freemere EsaaaMHa saa S. CK. UuaJloAi^aOuiaritlt, MERRILL, A. H-CARPENTER, find him and hire a man to hold him 29th for their annual junket vi .v-. you're willing to pay for a little fun, Fastest Cleaner a nd Graderin the World. Gen'l Pass. Agent flen'l Manager. bing else in thto world. All, of either sex, succeed emcAGO, in. while we starve him to death.Tonk\rs he most Perfect Separatorin the Work.. 11 show you a better fight than two The xeaedy Is pot apta Dozes. BelltlaMtatai jiff? *jt^js* rom the first bonr. The broad road to fortune GEO.H HEAFFOBD T. CLARK, Statesman. HatXeaeuga teefleet aeare, unlessla inm eaate.) aeil pens bef ore the workers, absolutely sure. At bulldogs ever made.' I put up a stake Pass. Asst.Gen. 1 '180 M, I is the only mill ever made, the screens of Gea'ISupt. Agt. (tasuagtares BBMUW), 1. Seat ky 'ir Is iirsslai An Extraordinary Offer. nee address TB vxjk. Co., Angusts Maine. snreeaeMhrblatsfeapaayariiDax. rtmpUitiSS and the countryman put up the turtles which never clog. The fact that a Connecticut woman Mag tMs itlmes sad- atodeef cumseat sgalajea tsaUtMaW It la the only mill ever made, giving an even close to each other on the floor. They snw.xm. went into a carpet store the other day distribution of blast. ,4H'"""* were as still as two empty shells for an and, after making her purchases, went :ju To All Wanting Employment, -r instant Then two snake-like heads away and forgot her baby for an hour darted out and the glittering eyes or more, is held by a local contemporary ta .,.__._ ______ __ ^___, seemed to take in the surroundings at to answer the Biblical writer's question: We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In a glance. Then the heads were drawn "Can a woman forget her child?" remedlta Ddbnnlttos. Treated. Call or wrlavfcrlleVof every couuty in the United States and Canada, to in and there was a period of quiet tiieittimstobaaeveie4lytlKieecei^tietiMmD7iasi In the cause of Scriptural truth, however, sell patent article of great merit, oir I TS means. fi^ii JiiMiseaiaaiftiaBstUai ssiiia ssitmiss|lfsi, An article having a large sale, paying over IjSad leara seakMaWtothelr advstspi HhaetaaTsee^ it must be remembered that this "Then one of the turtles put outa IN CA8H 100 percent, profit, having no competition, and on iMAtftn. question was asked before "shopping" fore flipper, and the other snapped at CealrsJ aeCajNej_Jailllali,aSS Uiail eL. at.leegste. AWAY which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale Weofferan 8 tolOH. P. AntonwMc.Spark.Arresfi. feBgaa'JMsysataiy. ggttslWitu tglesta, was invented.Detroit Free Press. by a deed given for each and every county he may it viciously. The other responded by toft Mounted Ijortablo Engine, with MW,oTft secure from ns. With all these advanMges to onr embedding his teeth in the neck of his carriage. S2 track and ways. 2 simulUneeue A youth in Hardin county, Ohio, agents, and the fact that it is an article that can i5lstssr-',,",-** le* set head-htocka, S\-toeh Vl^TchanTi. antagonist They held on for several, be aold to every houseowner, it might not be necessary.te Smokers off BlackwelPa eksrainaW' wrote to a friend, asking his advice as lead: sawyer controla recd-lever and head-Wocks nVstoist make an '^extraordinary offer" to secure Ban Dm-bamSinoUncTobaeeowiU^' minutes and then we shook them apart to getting married, saying, with a f~maae_aoaittou. saKhSu 1 55 RaadoHiStMCSfcCAQQ, W. good agents atocce, bat we have concluded racerre Premfiuna aa follows on^ For an hour and a half they kept this to mike it to show, not only onr confidence In the modesty worthy an insurance agent SIpeolaltyEstaliUshrit IA87! A ruvular Plivtil-. merits of opr invention, bat in its aalability by sort of thing- up. The favorite hold slan. Cures all P-'.\ at"-Jvon*,nioil.Si.!uai that he had found a girl who would SLS5.000 any agent thst will handle it with energy. Our Urinary dist-ases fr^i.Youihftil lnti*rnstloiis.ex. seemed to be on a hindflipper,andagent? furnish all the collateral to begin t-se4 and expo*nrt irw!:fii Norvou Debll- ^%i%oSea. now at work are making from $160 to $600 2d v.l.ost'Manh(Hd.Marriat. impediments, aud aV. i^S2f000^ when such a hold was obtained, the a month cle^r, and thh fact makes it safe for us housekeeping, and that "it would cost will burn alaba from the aawTwo, rfexn.ii DtBe'iuje*. ^-%U or v/rite full symptoms. tirades year Orate iar Seed, far Market, a to make onr offer to all who are oat of employmeat 3d biting turtle dragged his victim around to eight feet lon and aem an $1,000 him no more to live double than Consultation and otiinioti frv. Trcatuieiil con*! A agent that will give onr business a :$-, and far Feed ac eae eneratiea. BMdat7easalsVaala iljutlai,s.ie,scieiiti!ic. Ueiiirine senteverwherc the floor until we forced him to give thirty day a* trial and Ail to clear at least SIM) in single." The advice given was that otherPreaal thirty days aaBwasvliewahowii.^^ up his hold. .1 never saw anything this time, above all expenses can return all. goods WANTED. &5\ '45-lnVGENTa the girl would be happier by marrying time, above all expenses ^Tlwjpiemlnma will be awarded^ sfrom3teS00H.P. KLYC:- equalto the quickness and ferocity of unsold to aa and we will refund all the money paid tSALY Ifceembwr UH. lit Premium a mule-driver who would work to supporfrher sBHtfttng, pulleys, and hangers. tow to the person from whom we re5lTtlielargestnnmberofo for them. Any agent or Oeoeral Agent who would For Information aad Circular*, address, the turtles. Their beads flashed in and Bhatra,K. Y^Daxldar. then by linking her fortune empty Ilka ten or more connt-ies and work them Chicago. BETJOIT FAEMB MIL IfF CO, out Bke lathing and their teeth dosed tobaMobagaprfarioiiMr.il Sdwui, tbrogh sob.agenta for aloet' days, and fail to with a fellow that would not properly ill*r.tlli*!r A- O'-'OS, ba 8 fprthe.next largest number clear at least 0750 above all expenses, can return llkevissjswBton every exposed bit of WIIGKTS INDIAN VECETABLEPILLS provide for her. andthus. In the order of the Bomber -all unsold and get their money back. N other fleshy eventfiough it was unguarded DETROIT, MICH. Jt -i(~ IHtN .<p>LIVER tmtjjmam reeefved from each. omployer of agents ever dared to make such of* II- I^IUJA ron TUB A young woman in Easton who only forauinstant\ At the, end of an *oJha.tvmty^lve mcceaafnl eon. (era, nor would we if we did not know that we r" MIf-. awa%ka oar 120, .4. o.mu, KepeMai thought she was.losing her husband's have agents that make more than double the hour and a haU both were as full of wh S5*f S rt lurifU-lMtttttd amount we guaranteed, aad bat two sales a day affection, went to a seventh daughter original Bull Durham label, V. a fight as at the start and the countryman would give a profit ef over US a month, and that teed Strictly Rwt Class. Bevanna ataup. and OtattoavNodoa. MARRIAGE GUIDE. of a seventh daughter for a love powder. one of onr agents took eighteen orders in one day. had to b%ak their last hold with Bags must bedonenpseenrajyina Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer The mystery-woman told her: "Get a Baantr ef Vlaiab, PipalUtaQNna, BvMriority package, with name and address of *stoutBticfc"*V T. Sun. And all Bilious Complaints oily, and tneae we wish, to seed toeveryone oat of of AOUMB. WoakandThorongfaneaa o/Qon sender, and number of bags contaln- rawjnece of beef,* cut fiat about half em loymeatwho will send aa three oa cent atrbetloatb^yaUndanflvalMd. an inch thick. Slice an -onion in two: eta tpa for postage. ead at once and secare thesg auwAjraiAxoovBauBs. saUHaud'---wA^=i-t|' acy In time for the boom, and go to work on the BOO *Mna.lBueirsaidtoelssasniglltNaamesus and rub the meat on both sides with Ujj^ a^P5BBUBt,H.cTBT^^SnB BJIBISSn^ftalSaiBB^aiBaii- WHITNEY ORQAM CO^ ten aa named a our extraordinary offer." '-We Broad is stated by experts that Put on pepper and pakanaawaAeti|raofBulL timrroiMB ExhMrtfon, wt aid like the address of all the agents, sewing flO SalaBaMfaetBirers Royal Orgaa* MovaMaanoi Biver, at Anthony Shoals, Georgia, has machine soUcHorsandcarpeBteTa In the counfry, each side over a red coal mi K^jsaantt^SS a^ ^CTBOIT. Mies. batburaa^c^WA Rt aad ask aar readero thte paper wboreadf lata volume of 19,00(1000 ^cubio feet of On it three, lumps of ol^,toatBdusatoaceihananteaadaddreaa ofall UBVara***aBJssl SBBBB%T aaanVsflfg waassr BsW# Waaafi .water per minute, and. 4ta velocity, if acklbay kmow.' Addrsta atenee,oraron willJose S *ora growth. c"rr. prigs of parsley and get himto^ai Jfe'*: Artfe, Benovw Dandruff Aria JkSTVJiL!!?}!.t MM 0 of Miwihood. ike best chance ever oflered'to iHose.out of IIOUBI 176 feet per minute, its fall in a mile The joung wife did so, and her husDand 'AtstMiitiirr F^l.' 34enioyaieiittoiBs)kemojBeyr_ U', and a quarter beingWfeet. The horse PAYS ON S loved'her ever, alter.AUentown Used wlfhaay^asVgaaara: {^Jr -'Banmaa NAavFACTtTdue Co.. I"^r^*eesra- _Aaanac flota hawnd Book of Advlea to injr "y'^ 1 poweris calculated to be 87,28*, while (Pa.) Chronicle. *^,V atbrewmjt on linen. a^etfvedCea- S^iM*^"^ of U. S. money. Lowell has only 16,000. te-.i iatVMAX. aalgaasjan. erbas a mouth'-that i.t I aiaidtormman. lOktmjalii Uiu^Uti^aUesiaradKewsAgt's.