PARSONS ananaaaSaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiaMaaamaaaaaaaai irania* *-S:C' {Continued from tad week.) m% ^IIINNEAPOU8&ST.LOU3S B*Y deed," replied the lady, aad great WI AMP HUMOR feii" deal happier." 'That is strange." How Watch Cases are made, Our Charlie says the difference between *l AXVTB5 suggested the philanthropist's wife. Why the Ooctarwas Disgusted, and a hill and a pill is, one is hard "FAMOUt ALBERT LEA ROUTE." "Not at all strange," came from the what Might have been Done. without to get rjp and the other is hard to get' In 1875, thirteen men comprised the voting married woman. "Yon sv before 'Him-.. down.Oil City Derrick. entire working force used in the manufacture I was married I usedto spend half aa -a-al -\*al*wanwsr-**/ of the James Boss* OoldWateh Case. wWeH wife," said Dr. E-* aa he liTATTFa PTETw BIOH BLOOD "Do you believe in fate, Bridget?" my time worrying about 'what dress I Now overfivehundred areemployed, and the entered his house, which was situated asked the up-stairs girl of the cook. should wear when Daniel called:?' number is constantly increasing. The reason Aadwmeampletelychsaaa^theUe^dutlm Anypesw in cosy village in central New York, "Shure an' if Oi didn't, d'yer s'pose "But don't yon try just as hard to look i of this increase is this: in the James son who will take 1 Ffll each night from 1 to IS weeks, may be restored to soaad "I have got back from a long and Oi'd be after buyin' shoes?" well when your husband returns home Bo&t Gold Watch Case all the metalin sight health, if each a thing be possible. For caring Female Complaints these PHls have no dreary ride away down among the at night?" interrupted Mrs. Yeast A Western Congressman says: "EY- Hi and subjectto wear is solid ox the remainder, eqsaL Fbysidaas use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by man far mountains, and all to no purpose whatever. "Well, you see," went on the bride of eryman who comes to Congress has which only lends strength to the ela^tletteiuatampe. Send for circular. I. g. JOHNSON A CO., BOSTON, BASS. The messenger said the man two summers, "I don't worry any two ideas." But, after such exaggeration DIPHTHERIA case, is of stronger metal than gold, wouldn't live till morning, when the CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. about it now, as I have only one dress as this, nobody cares to know giving gold where gold is needed, and fact is he bad only an ordinary attack to my name." JOHNSON'S ANODYNE UNIMENTwmiaataa* what this Western Congressman has to strong, elastic metal where strength and taneously relieve these terrible diseases, and win positively of colic. If the simpletons had only ^/'T 1 a 5?f say. care nine cases oat of ten. Information that will aave elasticity are needed, a combination producing had sense enough to put a BENSON'S nany Uvea sent free by mall. Don't delay a a watch case, better than solid gold It is very funny, but as a general Prevention better than cure. The Cobb county cyclone was in the CAPCINE POROUS PLASTER on his and at ONE-HAUP the cost. ygat^Lf'im rule the waiter in a swell restaurant is JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT Wfiffi shape of an enormous globe. Its motion stomach he would have been all right about the only person about the premises Over 200,000 of these cases ^J^^ was rotary. The globe was black in an hour or two. But some folks "corajgia,Influenza, SoreLimn, Bleeding at the tannt ChronicHoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping have been sold, and every jeweler in the who doesn't wait for anything. as smoke, while vivid lightning flashed hronie Bhanrnatlam, Ouonie Dtarrhom, Chronic Dyseaterr, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Disease! are slow to learn," added the old physician, country can testify to their quality and .pine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to 1.8. JORKSOK & Co., BOSTON, MASS. The man who orders the chop does from it The stem was run up to tho swallowing the cup of steaming MAKE HENS LAY An English Veterinary Sorgeon andChemist. I most of the waiting. globe and down again, and seemed to merit. LtniwoioH,MK5H..Dee.6,1882 tea which his.wife had just poured now traveling In this country, says that moat I E. W. Marsh, of the Democrat, bought a Jas. Boas* gather additional force by such action. of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here 1 A New Yorker has incurred the displeasure for him..'."" Gold Watch case 18 years ago, and carried it until a are worthlesa trash. He says that Sherldan'a I The whole was encircled by a crimson abort time ago, when I purchased it, and sold it to a of all the undertakers in that Condition Powders are abaomtely. pare and' Dr. E- was right, yet people do naturalThe case showed no eigna of wear, except cloud, grand and beautiful to behold. immensely vaisable. Nothing on earth will make hens laylike Sherldan'a Condition Powders. Dose.l teasoM- city, and they talk of boycotting him. it to any case and I am satisfied can learn, even though slowly, i The rapidly foltolointfbOd. S eu everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-atsmM. 8. JonsaoH A Co., Bosiox, luas elTgueranteedforatleasttemyeanmore. I have The noise of the cyclone was similar to He has invented a*little spring to attach aoldthe James Bosa'aoldWatchOaaeformanyyears, increasing use of Benson's plaster that made by a coal-burner engine* and the parties who bought the first ones are carrying to gas jets so that when the light proves this beyond question, and them today, as well aatiafled as though they had Savannah News. A is blown out the gas will be turned off. bought a solid gold case costingtwice the money. I the good doctors are certain to be saved regard them aa the onlycases of this kind a Jeweler Norrisknon Herald. should sell who desires to give his customers the much of their needless toil. In all OVKR 6000 IM VSE. British Fertility. worth of their money or values his reputation. Colonel George L. Perkins, of Norwich, diseases capable of being affected by a Wif. J. CTJSHWAY, JtctUr. CBOULaBLAHD PBlOSSlVBll. Conn., who is 96 years old, said Thirty millions of people within the plaster Benson's acts efficiently and at ESTABLI^HilD Bead ccat steam to Keytteae Watch Caw factories, Falla. m*t NINETV-EiCHT'YEARS ~& ^MS:KAESTHER & CO., delphla, Fa., for haadsaae niastratofl. FaapMet shewing how in a recent interview: "I have buried area of our larger States, and who once. The genuine have the word SEEDS AH BM a W aad Kaystoae Watch MM are aude. For the MEBCHAMTonourliewPlan six family physicians and still live." shall say that high-water is yet reached? CAPCINE cut in the centre. Price For the MARKET GARDENER (To be Continued.) The Colonel could make a fortune by Everything betokens a race still 25 cents. Seabury & Johnson, Chemists, CJUCAIOO,IIIZV7M.A, For the PRIVATE FAMILY SEEDS certifying to the particular brand of in its youth, stffl on the road to empire. New York. June 884. SPEER'S rown by ourselves on our own rat...s The above la a correct map of the patent medicine he used. The full-bloodedness, the large feet ALBERT LEA ROUTE, far* Handsome Illustrated Catalogue aad Rural Register FREE TO ALL. and hands, the prominent canine teeth, P0RTH6AL GRAPF WINE. A western zephyr carried a cow a THE "BONANZA- O. S. Porter of Rochester is putting FAIUCIE the stomachic and muscular robustness, MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. and Us Immediate connections. Through Tralna daily quarter of & mile through the air, and in a cyclone cellar attachment to the health of the women, the savage DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEEDGROWERS,PHILADELPHIA set her down in a milkman's yard. He *-|T. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLII TO CHICA80, g)t!'? Also jealousy of personal rights, the his hotel. was so scared that he stopped grinding without change, eonneetlnB with all line* swarms upon swarms of children and chalk, and ran four miles for a rifle to ^FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE. EAST an* SOUTHEAST. An Extraordinary Offer. young people, the delight in the open glBLEY'SCEEDS X- shoot the curious looking creature Tha only llna running Through Can betwaan Used in the principal Churches for Communion air ana in athletic sports, the love of MNHEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. with.Burlington Free Press. Excellent for Females' Weakly (Persons and th Fastest Cleaner and Graderinthe World. danger and adventure, a certain morning Through Tralna between Don't slander your next-door neighbor. The most Perfect Separatorin the Work. freshness and youthfulness in their MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, To All Wanting Employment. He may be in impoverished circumstances, It is tho only mill ever nude, the screens of look, as if their food and sleep nourished connecting in Union Depot for an Points South and which never clog. Southwest aoMeonneofionaniadawlth8t.P.,JI.*M., and have few if any them well, as well as a certain FOB ALL CLIMATES. ALL SOILS* ALL CROPS./ K. P. and St P. Dnlnth Railroads, from and to all It Is the only mitt'ever made, giving an even friends. Don't speak ill of any man 1884 CATALOGUE FREEL^ animality and stupidity,all indicate pointa North and North-West. We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In s: ^Uatribution of blast. RKMBMBam PULLKAY PALAOB SLXEPIKCi until you are positive as to the exact every county in the United States and Canada, to a people who nave not yet Ana on aM night Tralna. Thapoga Tickets, and bagRace eell a patent article of great merit, OK ITS MV- amount he can lift and the nature of slackened speed or taken in sail. checked to deatlnatlon. Tor unit tablet, rate of t*e.. An article having a large aala, paying over the person when aroused. pu-e, etc., call upon neareat Ticket Agent, or address suiiTHIRAM SIBLEY ft CO.Rochester,N.Y.* Chicago?Ill 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and,00 Neither the land nor the race shows S. V. BOYD, which the agent ia protected in the exclusive sale "O no, you don't "laugh and grow any exhaustion. In both there is yet Gen'l Tkt. a Faaa. Ag't, Mianeepolie. by a deed given for each and every county he may the freshness and fruitfulness of a new fat" That idea is all wrong. The secure from us. With all these advantagestoour BUY THE CELEBRATED THE STUD agents, and the fact that country. You would think the people tit ia an article lhat can sentence should be reversed. You grow ||Y ALL ODDS Buggies and Carriages be sold to every houaeowner, it might not be necessary had just come into possession of a virgin fat and laugh. When you fat up you a) to make an '^extraordinary offer" to secure soil. There is a pioneer hardiness good agents at once, but we have concluded have something to laugh. And other are unrivaled for BEAUTY, STRENGTH, ELEGANCE,EASE MlE ST EQUIPPED to make it to show, not only our confidence In the and fertility about them. Families increase people have something to laugh at OF RIDING ANDKUNNINO. Send merits of our invention, but in lie salability. by as in our early frontier settle- Especially when you try to button any agent that will handle it with energy. Our for new illustrated catalogue, or call and agents now at work are making from $160 to $00 ments.t/c/m Burroughs in th* May see our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- your shoes in a railway car. a month cletr, and this fact makes It safe forns IAILMAD III THE WORLD. Century. &-J TORY, 233 STATE STBXET. We make all to make-our offer to all who are out of employment. A New York man advertises "a safe, An agent that will give our business a quick, and reliable corn remover, without Let it be forever remembered that the thirty daye trial and failtoclear at least S10O in Liver, Kidney or SJtOaameli Trouble. the application of knife or caustics this time, above,all expenses can return all goods unsold to us'and we will refund all the money paid no pain experienced. Price only $1." Symptom* Impure blood, costive*bowels, Irregfar for them. Any, agent or General Agent who would ula appetite, soar belching, pains in aide, bac baclk A young man who never walks out Grades year Grata (torSeed, for Market* like ten dr .more countries and work them Stndebaker Wagon, and heart yellow urine burning when urinating urinating,, and heart, yellow urine, burning when aad tbr Feed at oao operation* throgh aub.agenta fornlner days, and fall to without wishing he could leave his feet clay-colored stools, bad breath, no desire for clear at least $750 above all expenses, can return at home forwarded $1, and two days work, chills, fevers, irritability, whitish tongue, RAILWAY all unsold and get their money back. No other PATENT1 AoiBNTS WANTED. With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE dry cough, dizzy bead, with dull pain in -back afterward received by express a live employer of agents ever dared to make such offere, v- part, loss of memory, foggy eight. For these STEEL, SKEIN TBCBS) AXLE PATENT OVAL* nor would we if-we did not know that we crow. troobles "SWAYNSVa PELLS" ares sure cure. for Inlormatlon and Circulars, address, EixiEDTiBE woodwork,afteryear8ofseftsoH- la tha beat and shortest route to and from Chicago have, agent* that make more than double the Box (30 Pills), by mall, SS Cts., 5 for Sl.OO.Address im smoiTFiiMBimHTm and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferred amount weguaranteed, and but two tales a day "Chicago has a Coaching Club. We ing, SOAKED BOIXJNO OIL Skeins of LAKE DR. SWAYNE & SON, Phila., Pa. Sold by by all well posted travelers when passing to kind would give a profit of over $185 a month, and that cARRUaE WORK, from the FDTEST. 8 Druggist*. April 0-84 P. SUPEBIOBIBON boxes forced^eHubs with LAKDAU down to the LIGHTKS BUGGY bo always thought the great need of Chicago SPEER'S PORT GRAPE WINE! a nd from one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. hydraulic press, instead of Ming wedged sides the BEST LINK OF A CLASSKA or SI-RINO was something of that kind. We Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer GALLTOBNIA AND GOL0BAS0. DETROIT, MICH SPOEZS, SLorc-SaoiTLDEB: best of workman- V" offered to the trade. fully, and thcae we wish to send to everyone out of don't know how contagious a Coaching Michael Maher of Fountain was i i em iloyment who will send ua three one cent 20 84 Club is, but as it has taken Chicago six sta ips for postage. Send at once and aecaro the FORTY YEARS OLD, killed recently by a kink from a colt. It also operates the best route and the snort line OF WAGONS, Send for nOW Catalogue. Bou'.h Jend. Iadhaa. agency in time for the boom, and gotowork oh the years to catch it from New York, St between THIS The animal's hoof struck him on the terns named in.our extraordinary offer. We CELEBRATED WINE Is the pure juice of 2 84 Louis will probably break out with it would like the address ofallthe agents, sewing Sticago aid St. Paulpiimeapolis the dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's breast, just above the heart, causing about the time the Hennepin Ship machine solicitors and carpenters In the country, vineyards. Its invaluable. Improved Novelty and ask any reader of this paper who reads this almost instant death. Canal is completed. t" BUY THE offer, toeend us at once the name andaddress of all aakee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For Tonic Strengthening' Properties such they know. Address at once, or you will lose During the sermon, one of the quartet TUNE ...ard(GreenBay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, (chinsPifesxymptom a and Cure. the be'rt chance ever offered to those out of anknto, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Dea Moines. WebStar WITHODTMEDICINE. fell asleep. "Now's your chants," are nn ur assed by any other Wine. Being pro employment to make money. City, Algona, Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown, Improved SingerSewing Machine, duced under Mr.Speer's own personal supervision said the organist to the soprano. "See The symptoms are moisture, like persperatlon, owa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford.Ill., are amongst its purity and genuiness, are guaranteed by the intense itching, ncreaaed by scratching very RENNBR MANUFACTUHINO CO., if you canticle the tenor." "You a 800 local stations on its lines. principal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who 161 SmithfleldSt.,Pittsburgh Pa. distressing, particularly at night seems aa if pinwcrms F0UMB TOLL Among a few of the numerous points of superiori'y wouldn't dare duet," said the contralto. nave examined it. The youngest child may partake were crawling in and about the rectum III 85 enjoyed by the patrons of this road, are its of it, aad the weakest invalid use it to advantage. Tbt bett Singer Machine in the market the private parte are sometimes affeeted. If allowed "You'll wake hymn up," suggested si? PAY COACHES which are the finest that human It is particularly beneficial to the aged and to continue very serious results may follow. the bass. "I could make a better art and ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL debilitated and suitable to the various ailments "SWAYNB'S OINTMENT" is a pleasant, SLEEPING CARS, which are models or comfort that effect the weaker sex. It is In every respect pun than that, as sure as my name's sure enrc. Also for Tetter, Itch, Salt Rheum, and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM A WINE TO BE RELIED ON. Scald Head, Erysipelas, Barbers- Itch, Blotches, Psalm," remarked the boy that pumped CARS, which arc unsurpassed by any and its all scaly, crusty Skin Diseasef. Box, by. mail, 50 Speer's Vnfermented Grape Juice widely celebrated the organ but he said it solo that no Cts. 3 for $1.25. Address, DR. SWAYNE SON, Phila., Pa. Sold by Drugglits. April 085. NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, one quartet. Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in lis natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the the like of which are not run by any other road Dumley was making an evening call, press by fumigation thereby destroying the exciter anywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS and the nice little boy of the family had THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS of fermentation. It is perfectly pure,.freve THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD EN THE WORLD. N. O. Ostrum, living near St. CASTORIA been allowed, to remain up a little from spirits and will keep in auy climate, All points of interest North, Northwest *i WARRANTED TO CURE^^fe Peter, lost his barn by fire Sunday, West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts Speer's Burgundy. later than usual. "Ma," he said, and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible the 18th iust., together with grain, wtthoutmedicine:Pala la tha bask, alps, feaad. or during a lull in the conversation, "can by the various branches of this road. llabs. Mcrvou* dobllitj,IaMbwB* aanerafdcbUttr, machinery, etc., to the amount of |2, Is a dark rich medium Dry Wine used by the whisky talk?" "Certainly not," said It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road rhaaaaatlaB, paralyala. ralcla, aelatlea, a aha klSBcya,apfaiM dtiea. torpid llvar, mmut, wealthy classes as a tabid or dinner wine, and by and has over four hundred passenger conductors ma "what nut that absurd notion into 300 insurance, $800. eaaiaal eaalaaltma. tatpateaey, asthma, heart dla. physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a constantly caring for its millions of patrons. "Well," he replied, "I ease, dyspapala. eoaadpatlon, crralpUaa, ladlae*. yourhead?'f sweet port isneeded. Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route tUa..hernia or vuatare* eatana* Uea, epUapiy, VND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket Speer's {Socialite) Claret* heard you say to pa that whisky was Infant* -nH Children "vkenany^ebllity of theOEJTEBATTVEOBOAKB agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on We do as a rule allow ourselves telling on Mr. Dumley, and I wanted occurs, loat vitality. lack ofaerva force aad vigor, this route, that elves first-class accomodations, to use our editorial columns to speak wMtlaaTwaakaeaaes, and all thaaa aUaeaaea of per. than it does togoTby the poorly equipped roads. Is held in high estimation for its richness aa a to know what it said." *oaal aatare, from whatever eauae, the continuous of any remedy we advertise, but we Dry Table Wine especiallys'i ited for dinner use. ladies' Table or Lap Board. For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort etrcarn of Hagnetiam permeating tbroagb the parta We want Chinamen, but we want What g^vee our CliUdren roar cheeka. uinat reatora theat to a healthy aetloa. Tuore In no papers, or other information not obtainable Speer's J, Sherry. feel warranted in saying a word for What curee their fevers, nukes them sleep nUatake abottt this appliance. at your loeal ticket office, write to the PIC-IIC AID GAEDEI PiETES them a long way off. The fiat has Hood's Sarsaparilla. arsaparilla has Caetoiia. gone forth that no Celestial shall ever -Is a wine of Superior nijtar and partake of GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'W. been known as a remedical agent for Will Nave Them. When Babies fret, aad erjbym turns, the rich qualltiesof the grape Which it is gaze on the woody gulches of the centuries, and is recognized by all What cures their sottc, kfils thsirjrenBv HICAGO, I mode. Ask the Agent i a your place for it, and Castoi Ccour d'Alene and live. If he insists schools of practice as a valuable blood Speer's IVJ. Brandy. Stands firm when in use, and can be if wo bare no agent there, write us for on coming, however, let him bring a What ieUV cures Constipation, SHORTQuictkipublicadnterymwitLinef, purifier. It is put up in forms, of almost The use of the "Short our Biomasn, Colds, Indigestion folded, occupying no space when not in use. pteiftl prices. roast pig, plenty of fire-crackers and Line" in connection the infinite variety, but Messrs. Castoaja. IS A PURE distillation from'the grape, and "June Manufacturing Co., corporate name of a great colored paper, and all the essentials stands unrivalled in this Country for medicinal Hood & Co. (Lowell Mass.), who are a? tAD^SASNETIc' Tarewell then to Morphine Syrups, road, conveys a idea of just purposes. for a first-class Chinese funeral. He Castor OU and Paregoric, and thoroughly reliable pharmacists, have wha require the trav ^Sm AIBOMINAL SUP-ORTIR. Cor. Latalle Ave. & Ontario St It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that of the EMlCastoHa* needn't bother about bringing tho eling Short emcAGo, m. hit upon a .remedy of unusual value. grapes from which it is distilled. IOTHEUDIES: H^4s Time and the best corpse, though it will be in readiness. Certainly they have vouchers of cures 120 84 accommodations*all of OastorU Is so weU adapted to Children SOLD BTXiHAS. ROOS, Cosur d'Alene Nugget. which are furnished by the which we know to be most extraordinary. that I reeoBunend It ss tupetiertoanymesielse greatest Railway in America. AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. June 884 Two dudes talk: "Aw, Cholly, I see -H. A. Asosu. M.P., Waak AakTea, or SwaUaa^Teat, an JSAMSST^ knewa to ie. Sept 27 1884 -i.c aad a pairof Maatnatlc root Battorlaa have no aaperlo theah is going to be some change in etlaw-MilU la the rallaf andenra of all thaaa complaints. They CHICAGO, 111 Bo. Oxford flt, Broeklym, N.T. :*w=te' G0LD1 Locks-.- .&&' carry a powerfal magaetle foroa to the seat ef the Samson's Legs and |if^ twousahs this spwing." "Some what, forfthe working class. Send 10 cents for postage, and we will may you free, Gus?" "Some change, don't you Far Lame-Beak, Weakaeeeaf tha Salae, FaUIah S. B. VM DUZEEIP6 CO., MIL/WAUKEE Of tha wamb, Laaaorrhaea, Ofcroala Iaflaanaa. a royal valuable box of sample goods know." "Naw, you don't say? Well, tfaa aadUlMratlaa aftlia Womb, IaeMeatal Heia. When Delilah clipped off Samson's that will put you in the way of make rrfcacaar Flaadiaa. raafkl, Sappraaaad aad Ir. I'm dahn glad of it, foh ba Jawve, ing more money in a few days than -^ou ever locks that mighty athlete at once became GOWmtNEUR. N. Y. tagalar alaaacraattaa. BarMaacaa. aad chance of thought.possible at any business. Capital not required. ANDgT.pAUL UrV, thle the BeatAppllaaae aad Oarattva Agent theah's been so little in mine foh "as other men." If it could be We will start you. You can work all thwee months, that wcally I wouldn't jror all forma of Parnate DtSfealUea It Is unenrpaaaad proved that-the possession of luxuriant the time or in spare time only. The work is uni SOLD 5'i"AyT7rAf.T.TTtE :S. by anything bafora Invented, both aa a euittUre versally aJapted to both sexes, young and old. know a twade dollah from a silvah individual hair would enable men to tear op^ anatandasaaouroeof powerand vitalisation. OTA *a*tn You can easily earn from 00 cents to $5 every evening. It owns and operates over 4,600Jmlles of road in rrlea ofattharBaitwithMarnatlcFoot Batteries, S10. buttah plate, don't you know." en lions' jaws, Hiscox & Co. would be We offer an 8 to10 H. P. Antomatle, Spark-Arreat** That all who want work may test the business, Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa Santby eapraaa P.O.P.,and zamlnation allowad.orby aaallon receipt of price. In ordering, aend maaaara ot Ing, Koonted Portable Engine, with Mill, 16 ft, we make this unpure lied oiler to all who The officer who opens the court is and Dakota and as its main, lines, branches and driven wild in the effort to supply a week at home. 5 outfit free. Pay ahsolatelysrire. waiatandaiaoofahoe. Remittance ean be madeIncorraaey.aant earriage, track and ways, 3 irtmnltaneeus are notwell satisfied we will send $1 to pay the connections reach all the great business centres called the "crier." On one occasion In latterat ourrick., enough of Parker's Hair Balsam to No risk. Capital not requited. lerer set head-blocks, 2lt-inch arbor, a ehaagea trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally answers ThaMagneton Garment* are adaptedtoall agea, arc Reader, if you want hnsiness at which per. Xeed: sawyer eoatrole feed-lerer aad head-blocka the said officer had lost his wife, who meet the demand. As it is the Balsam etc., sent free. Fortunes will be made by the description of Short .Line, and Best warn over the underclothing, (net aaxt to the sons of either sex, young or old, can make from one position. SO-iach saUdl haiy like tha ataay Oalvaale and Bleetrle Banaadvartlaad those who give the irwholo time to the work Route between had led him an uncomfortable life, and prevents your hair from falling great pay all the time they work, with absolute aa extoaalvelv) and .should ba W, SO i 8-inch 4-nly belttaaV Greatjsuccess absolutely sure. Don't delay. Start off at night. They holdtheirpowarjbrwr, and certainty, write for particulars to M. HAIX KT & he was, of course, absent from his post faed-belta, oant-hoola. ewsset out, and restores the original color if CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,|S T. PA UL A ND MINNBA P. Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine. atall aaaapns of theyear. Co., Portland, Maine. Decl 184. ghtemr,ete.JBieoapletetor Decl 1884 Mil. aandjUmp forthe"Kew DepartureInMedical Tree* When the court came in the judge, as faded or gray. Besides it is a great operation. #U00 on ears. Xa aiatWItheatMedletac,"withthouaandaof testinio CHICA80,!MII.WAUKKE, ORIOHVILLS, ABERDEEN. addition to the toilet table simply as a usual, said: "Mr. Crier, open the s&eoass^nooiess. aaglae* AND ELUHBAL B. D5WHSTTIER will barn aUbafrom the sawtwe MAGNETON APPUANCK CO dressing. June 884. court." A young and facetious lawyer nnt OTBUOT*w maotwia.* CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, PORTAGE, LA CROSSE AND SIS State* St.. nhieaaro. Til to eight feet Jong and kees aa FOB VRESRRVINO,KKSTORING AND WIKONA. addressed the Court as follows: "May ,steam. Sendtor catalegaela. Beautifying theCoaiplexlom. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, EAC] CLAIRE AND STILL. RwoTna Sumnur, tut, FUCUM. it please your Honor, Mr. cannot WATEU. Uiru.Biuownn, BLorcnKa. The Swedish people of Minneapolis UCaaniaetarerB all styles Antes a 'OPINIONSOFNOTWLADnS. cry to-day he has lost his wife." CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, WAUSAU AND MERRILL. 155 Randolpn St., CHICAGO, 111. daatloEnglaesrom3toS00H.p LOTTA-IlUtlMTWjbMlfNpinMMfci have decided upon giving a fitting CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, FOND DU UwftMttiatlmruMd.IaawitMMrtku. Specialty Estab'.Mic-d Ifl57* A regular Pliyalslsn,Curesa!l SMafting, pnlleya, aad hangera. At a Boston seance a disconsolate THE BEST LAC AND OSKOSH. CLARA LOUttW KBUOOO-IlfllMBt I'rivnie.rscrvoiis.Blood,Stiaan! reception to Christine Nilsson, the plnnrau *4dnyua*tek*KMflkt iW,Y^aWal4SW) widower succeeded in establishing CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, WAUKESHA AND OCONoxowoc. Urinary diseases frou Youthful IniliHcrations,exx-GRea honooauMB* JMI "LtanidttMiVairt 00 great Swedish songstress, on her arrival and exposures, proiiiicinfc Nervous Debit- hMMallMtiMlflwlateMIM. communication with his wife, who had ABEHIo m^terti TEaLHHIIDFBARLkiltenfmlnlkr '.y.Lost ManliocxI.Marrlafre Smjeliment6,an alS CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRAIRIE E[ub, 'ttwUdlMor iimtitM TlHTfti Mitwl there to take part in the great ocxu.'il IiticH!tcs f^n\\ or write full symptoms. OF ALL DU CHIEN. assed into the -spirit land from the jMfki of unwUttw. ,04f- W *rri Oiisiiltstion and opinion frij Treatment contt' tmu, MidV *U Dnifiliaa Fwnmun. WANTED ICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OWATONNA, MANKTO LINIMENTS musical festival in June.,^~'. CBAMPUNaCO..FBon..BnM,N. S Je ::ial,3.i 'c,ficic-cti!lc. Medicine (tout cverwlierc. of whose aesthetic circles she had AND FARIBAULT. FOR THE BACK-WOODSMEN Chicago, Beloit, Janeavllle and Mineral Point. been a member. The man inquired if he most captivating narrative of early border life ever written. Coughs, Colde. Catarrh, Ganaaaap- Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. A Boaaaaa for Old Agents and splendid Start er for she was happy, and if she liked her Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapids and Beginners. Agents are now selling to to is books per day. W PISO S CURE FOR, AllThroat, Breaat, and Lung Aft* ionsec cured want an Agent in every town. Send for terms and circulars free. new surroundings, to which she replied: Tama. The W. E. DIBBLE PUB- CO., Cincinnati. O. "Wintheoomlns-man smoker' waasettfatt All IUI FAILS. CREAM BALM bV the old established "SWAYNK'S WILD. Chicago, Des Moines, Council Bluffs and Omaha. "Well, dear, it is very charming BeatCoughSyrup. Tastes good. by Protllak in his sharmlng pamphlst ACC||TCettBrs, aave the aewMt, hast, aaeaai CHERRY." The first dose gives relief, and a cure Chicago, Canton, Souix|City, ^Souix^Falls and FOE ICaVN AND BEAST. UaelnUme. BoMbydrusziata. wt-H l9rt^u^rtleleirat,BecnltalrMmbwa,twai Heeaya.moreovar.thattherational and lovely and all that, but of speedily follows, 25 Cts, or $1.00. at Druggiata. Tana ton. tesS aaMhr attarsaid. IHriUaUHVaCO^MtOatali^XaV hs gained an enviabe way to use tobaooo la through the pipe. UTAU DlAMs April 985 n'-'t Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern 'CONSUMPTION.^ course you know, dear, it isn't Boston." AD agree that onlythebasttobaooo should Cnm Dryj^fjf reputation wherever Minnesota Points. For tnore than a thirdof a century the V:--^ Mrs. B. was speaking of Mrs. J's. be need. Which ia the bestf That to known, displacing all Cnlrago, Milwaukee, Mason [City, Mitchell, Mexican Mnatanar Liniment hasbeen vand lathe BEST, rio prat wUehHatuxehaseontrUmtedtbemoatez- Congressman Reagan, of Texas, otherpreparations.An rainy-day attire as a combination Chamberlain. fcnovm to millions all over the world as PAYSDNS Used with anyclean,panfor marking aukateflatees. BUekweU's Bull Durham article of undoubted Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. the onlr safe reliance for tho relief of any fabric. Popularfordaeara- LYON&HEALY has begn invited to speak before the "polonaise and waterproof cloak," SmokingTobaeeofillsthebUlcompletely. merit. Is convinient atlve work on linen. RectivadCan acoidonu and pain. It Is a medicine Hearty two-thirds of allthetobaccogrown when little Bijah wanted to know if and cleanly. It causes (nt.i:.l3IEDAIi Minnesota alliance upon the railroad Davenport, Calmar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. IHalwaaa. above price ana praisethe best of Its onttaIMdenTol)eeeobeltofIlciihCaro. E^U)-lishrdOyrB. Soldby all no pain nor sn eezing. State & Monroe Sts., Chicago. Milwaukee, Racine, Beloit, Freeport and Rock ^INKV kind. For every form of external pain her "apolonaris waterproof cloak was question and The*. G. Sherman of Baa goes Intothemanufactory of BlackweB, lUruggiiits^tationera a NewsAgt'a, IT IS NOT A LI- Island. Will pr.ioM toanyaddremhd^ MEXICAN: at Durham. They buy the pickof made of glass?" "Made of g^lass! Brooklyn on the tariff. ..:B., Mitchell, Wolsey, \shton and Aberdeen. BAND CATAI-OCUE, the entire section. Hence QUID O SNUFF. "Why, what do you mean, child?" to. ,-i.e i0 Knpi)H' (Jim River Valley Line.) Blsetarelrs BnU Durham r\ 'ufu. Cap*. BelU, 'J^*!*-'t"**: "Oh, replied Bijah, "you always chwoMwy Tobaooo ia the MARRIAGE GUIDE. AGENTS1 i i]ir' SuDh sad Apply by the finger wanted for The Lives of all the bestof thattobaeeo, DonH .r. OtitfiU, Kciwirfag JTmllnum 8lteper$f&nA the JWia* ntnlng speak of Mrs. J. as /that meek little into the nostrils. It Preaidentaof theU.S. Thelarg i IK. Iniirortkm Mid Ex- be deceivedwhenyon buy. Cmro to the Krl are run on the main lines of will.be absorbed, el-.fectually MnstangLiniment Is without an equal. bottled up woman,' and I thought that |eet?MnBeomeat beat book ever The Durham Butt trade- the CMMCjtGOy MLZ, W&UKBM Si.r^VJL It penetrates Bean and mnacla to cleansingthe sold for lose than twice our price. mark Is B60 His thoughts on the subject were JUIM/WJif, and every attention is paid to pasengers the #erjr honemaking the continuance nasal passages of catarrhal The fastest eelling book in America. Immense ami every genuine by oourteons|employes of the Company. diverted by a box on the ear. of pain and inflammation Impossible. val virus, causing profits to the agents. All Intelligent people want inIrnTiT.iTgnnlfiins 1?WTurn.iirllnrrrjfsaaaa Its effects upon Human Flesh and healthy secretions. It allays inflamation, protects it. Anyone can become a successful agent. Terms Health, Beauty.Happtaeas^re promoted byIte aav A young man who believes in selfimprovement, the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. the membranal linings of the head from additional 8. MB KRILL, A. V. H. OARPETE neewbo may marry, whonot, why.Madisataid,whaav free, HAIXSTT BOOK Co. Augusta, Maine. The Mexican having recently married, colds, completely heals the sores and restores the waoeaaary brought home to yon. Sent aaaled byBa,. WBICHTS INDIANVEGETABLE PI US Decl 1884 Gen'l Manage r. Gen'l Pass A en ***MUSTANG ^ns8chSo^^?or- W^BamXBXLlt: l^mla,Ho..thaeTaat8peetaaaa.whSk sense of taste and smell. Beneficial results ere suggested to his wife that they should LIVER J. T. CLARK, V^ GEO. H: E AFFORDt area for life. Nervous Debility/ Impedimenta to afar realized by a few applications. FOB THE The Stagers and Che Griticp. dago. Oonanltattoo and pamphlet faaa. argue some questions frankly and Gen'l Snpt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gen'l .4 thereigrh treatment, *cilt enre. Smoking Tobacco. Unequaled for COLD in the HEAD, Headache fuuy every morning, in order to learn J Singers lovo newspaper critics very and Deafness, or any kind of mucous membranaj more of each other. The first question liniment is needed by somebody in dearly, and make it a rule to repeat in irritations. Send for circular. By mail, prepaid aStteJc? VIGOROUS HEALTHroR MEN happened to be "Whether a woman every house. Every day brings news of 50 a packagestamps received. Sold by Ch their presence what they say oehind the agjoay of an awful searldor ham And all Bilious Complaints L. Roos and all druggists. laafeTESTED could be expected to get along without their backs. Two famous "artists" subdued, of rheamatia martyrs restored, ELY BROTHERS, Druggists, Owego, N. Y. a hat," and he took the affirmative, or a walmahla morae or ox were standing on Broadway the other I 484 Sale to take, being purely vegetable no grip* and when he was last seen he had saved by the healing power of this YEARS in. nice 20 cts. All Druggists. morning tearing out their hair over a LINIMENT climbed up into the hay-loft and was criticism which had appeared in one of pulling the ladder after him.Auburn A PRIZE.! the daily papers in which they had Send six cents for postage, and Where \he Fire is Out. Neu3 and Bulletin, in- by aae la thoaaaads receive free, a costly box of been likened to a pair of "braying ef eases. Founded aria-^foa goods which will help you to .w edantlllo medical "Oh, mamma," cried out a five-yearold jackasses." whteh, luseflfly onyes a sServoum Exhaiutioii* of more money right away than any L_|r elples, It has been grow- who had his nose flattened against the tWHASTFLBBB. SS __. ^^1ng In faTor aad repaiattoa "Mio caro!" shouted the tenor, the thing else in this world. All, of either sex, succeed Magic No More a Mystery-Seen from yblle Itsnnmerons eompetltors haTeilaTarlably Baewaeatis aaamvataaiaiaaBBBir BwelllnM,. a^vwaaaaan from the first honr. The broad road to fortnne the car window, "did you see that shop Frenutinre Decay Btlsr hairs of whose mustache stood up like blled. The direct application of tbl^remedyto1 Joints, Contjraeteet Bfnaaloe, opens before the workers, absolutely sure. At Across the World. ^i back .there we just passed?" "No, *aaatorthedlseaseiiiakeatttspeeifi01aaeBee^ so many pikestaffs "do you efer read and Bealds. 7nts once address TBVB&CO Angnsts Maine. Bratlse and LoaM of Maahodde Alt without delay. The natural ftmetioasef sat dear, what was it?" "Why, mamma, aralnsy Polsonoas Bites and 'x somesing like a sat?" human organism are restored. Theaniiaatfagelev aHiaMrs. Btinness, X^usaeness, Old meats of life which baTe been.waated are tfrea I looked in the door and there was a "Haroun of Aleppo," said Sir Philip Demi, had "Dot wafer vas so trunk lest aide,** Aa to-pacs Cloth-bound Book of Advice to Sores,tJleers, yroslhites.Chilhlains, back. The baoyantenengyof the brain aad maaeov f: QATENTS mastered every secret in nature which th* nobler man with a hammer and a nail in his Youngerafiddle-aged Men.with prtserlpUons lar system renders the paaiaot cheerful he salae ore mpples, Cathed'Breast, and growled the baritone, carving the air flelf-treeAsMntVBgnlaTrbyalcIan magic seeks to fathom. He discovered that the vas apl* tosaw dla- hand, -and he had a poor horse's leg up Indeed every ahraa of external don1 in his fury, "zat he true art of healing Is to assist Nature to throw off HEEVOTJS OKBILITT, organfe weakaesa. sat ease. It hearts withent sears. in his. lap and was pounding on it numeroua obscure diaeaaear baflling theakillot the diseaseto summonj as It wereMhe whole system ze stage. He don't know ho more For the BairnCKBAnoK it cures beat physicians, result for youttiral lndlscrettom. T. WILLIAMS VOO. to eject the enemy that has fastened on a part. MILWAUKEE. WaV "That was a blacksmith shop, dear." pralns, SJwinny, SJtlsT eTokau, aboud ze moosic of ze gr-randmastaire too flee Indulgence, and orer brainwork. His processes all included the reinvigoration of Foeuader, Harness Sawes, HooT Diseases, "But, mamma," queried the youngster Obtained, and all other business in the Do not temporize while such enemies lark tat the principle of life. zan ze horse-car!" Foot Be% Screw woraatSJeab, your system, lake a remedy that has eared taea ^i* after a thoughtful pause, "is that the U. S. Patent Office attended to for ifr* HoAow Bora, Bcratehes, Wlnd* "Eef I efer zee zat fel\" exclaimed In this the Eastern sage morely anticipated the aanda, and doea not Interfere with yoa atteattea place where they buud new horses?" (*m*tuttoto!tootUU,w&nUmiSZmW*jm7,i galls, Bpavin, Thrash, Blnajhone, tobuin^OTcanaeaOTralnorlneonTenleaee MODERATE FEES. practice of the beat physicians of to-day. What the baritone, "I vill smesh ze nose in SjrrkllbraDs7lDttTnunphletg1vuvAaawNaiaar Old sana) Poll Kvil, Film srpon life itself is, nobody knew thennobody knows Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent, inaftrcifcwa,wlueh win ^-jTtJirSaat inUa W1',\| his face!" Young ChickMamma, why do you tho Steht and every other ailment now. But we havelearned something of the reasons toartbeyeaabe netond to partect anmhaZaaa to which the ewesrpaats ot the office and we can obtain patents why the mysterious tide rises and falls. Pro scratch with one foot and then with the Just then the critic came along, and Wfc Btahlo and attaak Yard are Uaf vided the great organs of the body are not irreparably in less time than those remote from Saatlreetoaayime. BemedyeoldOHXTeyto other, and don't look down until you the worthy melody murderers hastened A favorite Vr r.pi\.n rone of the The Mexseaal lfastangj destroyed, medical science can always relieve, HAAIUS REKIOYCO.tr CIICafftTt lasted avd ancoa.)i i*t'm i*t.i fa theV.a WASHINGTON. get through? Old hen (brought up In always euros and novo* djgappoiats toward him with outstretched anna. and of fn save. Yet no reputable physician theeitifeuljfrrAma JBeSiWy. aad ft is, posttlvely( now adheres to the barbarous and stupid processes Send MODEL OR DRAWING. We Boston)Because, my dear offspring, 306 N. loth.St. ST. LOUIS. MOe "Mio nio!" exclaimed the tenor, THE BEST of depletion, such as.bleeding, by which it was advise as to patentability free of if I were to excavate the soil with both *M ltatt'ltrcilseatL IwtaatlallB. ttres asstsfa) "how veil you looking* sis mornin', attempted to cure disease by reducing the patient'a charge and we make No Charge Unlet* my pedal extremities simultaneously, ability to resist it. Now-a-days we do not' tear* mestair. Ye vas yoost talking abend down the foit to help the garrisonwe strengthen' and direct my organs of vision ou the we obtain Patent. zemos' peautifula noteeoe in, the OF ALL LINIMENTS 1 Guaranteed Strictly First Class. ground at the same time, I would lose We refer, here, to the Postmaster, papnir. Ton vas so kind. Gratia, grazia, In this Intelligent and beneficent work, it is conceded my equilibrium and present the undignified that PARKER'S TONIC leads all other me d. the Supt. of money order Div., and mio carol" I|W for Bataty of ftatota. Pfne likeTon*. Superiority icines. As an inyigorant it acts immediately and spectacle of,balancing myself on /JA i of Aotion, Work and Thonragbnesa of Cc-n- to officials of the TJ. S. Patent Office. "Eef I could write allkr-aaatlvould &'*"'. strnetion thay atand nnrivallad. my cranjtnm without ariy^yisible means For circular advice, terms and references no more sing-a," said the baritone. she Yf i ,iUiaAllT0A*AL0OTnB8BWB. of supportNeio York Journal. to actual clients in your own. Then they hurried away and pledged Wore you married**asked Mrs. t%l,ADBUM r- WWTNEY ORQAM CO, deli 8 State ogounty, write to each other in Apollinarls water.--Jysw IWlnANOEBlAST. thle -otA" Preparation embodies "same I "Are you as happy now as VOtt SLm?r-re8uU"- J* &>''-'"..-, ^SAUaUMfactararaBoyalOrtaju. York Journal |S?^i O. A. Snow & Co y4 aaiffaaaaaiaaSMacarelltMmeafataeawa_ ciS^ to uVand th2 fcrffiaasinasMj inSSaa. Aaaaaw^aaZ clous to ae, and the *mUmn JUti-intoxcant. I rf y(n Mtt. Crimsonbeak. aata aac ssaae eraara aeat asaaaaa"*Sfwaawa. Opo- Patent Office, Washington.D. C. JH^!M I Baa