NEW ULM REVIEW WEDNESDAY*MAY ZiH&i. i^giiat^msi&m as= PARSONSaahJ^^ (Cot^inwdfrom lad week.) IliNHEAPdLIS&ST.LOIJiS Stoppine a Liar With an Ax-helve. Itefctanr l*llao*ramytaamo am* Care. -y HoW Watch Cases are Hade. An Austin colored party named Jake 4KB TBT The symptoms are moisture, like persperatlon, "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." Intense itching. Increased by scratching very was very late a few days ago in distressing, particularly at night seems as if pinwcrms getting down to the store. Bus employer, The many great improvements introduced were crawling la and about the rectum Colonel Allspice, rebuked Jake the private parte are sometimes affected. If allowed in the manufacture of the Jas. Boss* Ay^.1. .^-r^tfaiTiTfHiahB'Bsnr to continue very serious results may follow. in somewhat severe language. "I Gold Watch Case, have led to similar improvements "WAYNE'S OINTMENT" is a pleaaatt. M^KE NEW RICH BLOOD, wantyou to understand that this trifling sore cure. Also for Tetter, Itch, Salt Rheum, in the making of silver cases. won't do. If you can't get around to Beald Head, Erysipelas, Barbers' Itch, Blotches all scaly,' crusty Skin Diseases. Box, by mail, 50 Under the old methods, each part of a your work in time Til hire somebody And will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any per. Cts.: S for $1.85. Address, DB.SWAYNE a SON. silver case was made of several pieces of who can." "Boss, don't be hard on son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 13 weeks, may be restored to sound Phlla., Pa. Sold by Druggists. April 985. me and the negro's eyes filled with health, if such a thing be possible. For caring- Female Complaints these Pills haven metal soldered together, requiring a great -^r- tears. "Why, what's the matter with The worst fears of the fate of the eqaaL Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for amount of catting and soldering, which eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. you? Anybody sick?" "SickP I don't missing steamer State of Florida have DIPHTHERIA softened the metalandgaveit thepliability know which am gwine ter die fust, my been realized. She collided with a CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. of lead rather than the elasticity of silver. wife or my ole mudder." "I am sorry bark in mid-ocean, and both vessels ASTORIA JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will Instantaneously Under the improved methods, each part relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively I spoke so harshly as that. I did not sank almost immediately. Out of 167 cure nine cases out of ten. Information that will sare of theKeystone SilverWatch Case is made know it was as bad as that We won't persons on the State of Florida only 1 many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a moment. I Prevention is better than cure. of one solid piece of metal hammered into need you about the store to-day." forty-four were saved, and of the bark's JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT ^T,^^^ Thank yer, boss thank yerkincWy," crew only the captain and two men shape. The advantages are readilyapparent, and off he went. Next morning Col. were saved. -'I 7 for every one knows that hammering euraigia. Influenza, SoreLunn, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping Cough, Allspice asked Jake what he meant by hronic Rheumatism, ChronicDiarrhcea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of the hardensthe metalwhilesolderingsoftensit. pine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S. JOHNSON & Co., BOSTON, MASS. saying that his wife and mother were Infanta .-H Children Liver* Kidney or stemack Trouble. mostMAKE HENS LAY To test the superiority of the Keystone An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. dying, when he had seen both on the ROW traveling in this country, says that I Symptcms Impure blood, costive bowels, irregular SilverWatch Case, takeoneof 3 oz.weight, street the day before. "Dyin'!" exclaimed of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here I appetite, sonr belching, pains in side, back are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's 1 pressit squarely in the centerwhen closed, WlurttfvsavewCBiildfsinTCswtAaeta, Jake, opening his mouth wide and heart, yellow urine, burning when urinating, Condition Powders are absolutely pure and Wanteareatkelr fever*,laakes tbean1" tbmsltaa clay-colored stools, bad breath, no desire for enough to admit of a coffee-mill being and it will not give, while a case of same immensely vah^ble. Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp'n- Casta*!*, work, chills, fevers, irritability, whititk tongne, ful to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere, or tent by mail for 8 letter-atamss. I. S. JOHUSOH A Co., BOSTON, MASS. thrown into it, and elevating his eyebrows weight of any other makewill give enough dry cough, dizzy head, with dull pnin in buck Wkea Babtea fret, aad part, loss of memory, foggy sight. For these in amazement "Yes, dying. BSIXIXISB Wbatcureetaeireotte, tobreak the crystal. TheKeystone Silver eSa*W troubles "SWAYNE's PILLS'* area eure cure. You said they were dying, and half an Box (30 Pills), by mail, 25 Cts., 5 for$1.00.Address Watch Case is made only with silver cap hour after you left, your wife came Waat aaicklT euro* Conatipatk DR. SWAYNE & SON, Phila., Pa. Sold by MtteBMttoa or money wlfiaasdT^^ and goldjoints. wr=m s)owBonMon,Colds, Druggists. April 9-84 Iadlgeettoa: down to see if you had drawn your OVER 6000 IN USE. Smd Mat stasiatoBsystaa* watsa Caw Vattorio, Palls, wages for last month." "I neber said farewell thentoMorphia* Snaps, i* dtlpfcla, rntoreaasui i MltiataS Fatfaht saawlag htm The Minnesota annual conference of dey was dyin'. Ef you waster see de Oej*erOUandFarBf^ifc,aBa ^CHASKAESTNERACO., JSSJSS Bee/ aad KtystsM Wank Cam aie SMS*. ^^It^l^^lPorth MERCHANTfmour^ov^pjani^^^e^^ way dey opens der moufs and takes in the Evangelical Association, closed ^SWS (2b be continued.) tho MARKET CARDErcERj^^^laVa* chunks of bacon yer wouldn't spec its session in St. Paul on the 6th inst. ?o SF^rBQiFoOr CmCACrO,IIL,lJ.SJ,AU "OaaiovU Is so well adaptedtoChlldrea the PRIVATE FA?v1i!.Y QSSrf^Q dem ob dying. I b'lieveldid say I Bishop B. Dubs, of Cleveland, Ohio, |20 84 SPEER'S The above Is correct map of the that I reeommead it at eaperiortomataaedtsine didn't know which of 'em was gwine maal/ViCtrWn ftlirftAlwftB on of Tai, r.|^imisnngkdr*e# presided during the session. H. FipneuA ALBERT LEA ROUTE, known to ."H. A. ABOBBB. M.D.. ter die fust, and I don't know that yet P0BTU5AL GRAPF WINE. Bunse was elected presiding elder C*" Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Ke iatcr I III2E TO ALL. HI 8*. Oxford Bt. Brooklyn, V.I. deys bofe got sich good appertitesI and It* Immediate connections. Through Trains dally of the Mankato district. Among THE "BONANZ MERCHANTS, SEND US YOrR BUSINESS riAILDS FOR TRADE LIST. ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, knows one ob 'em has ter die fust, but the appointments we notice the following: Also DAVED LANDRETH&SONS JEES G3GWE2S.PaiLA3ELrnlA without change, connecting wltk all line* Here Colonel Allspice interrupted Mankato, J. Manthey St. Peter, (f FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE. the orator with an ax-helve, and EAST Mi SOUTHEAST. J. G. Schmidt New Ulm, F. Emde. Used In the principal Churches for Communion the business relations heretofore existing The only line running Through Care between CIBLEY'SQEEDS, MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th between them have been severed. Uonajho, Colds, Catarrh, Gousuaip- ttvm. Through Traini between Texas Sif tings. age. Fastest Cleaner andGraderintheWorld. AllThroat, Breast, and Lung An" ionsec cured MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, by the old established "SWAYNE'S WILD. Themost Perfect Separatorin theWork. connecting la Union Dtsotforall Points South and CHERRY." The first dose gives relief, and a cure ing disposition, situation as son-in-law southwest Close connections madewith St. P., If.* Al.,. It is the only mill ever made, the screens of speedily follows, 25 Cts or $1.00. at Diuggists. P. and 8t P. Duluth Railroads, from and to all in a wealthy family." which never clog. TFOR alX CUBLATES, AIX 8OLLS, AIX CROPS./ April9-85 point* North and North-West, 1884 CATALOGUE FREE-,.,,, It la the only mill ever made, giving an eren KMKMIRKI POTUfAW PALACB SLSSn.HG A Michigan father objects to his son An Extraordinary Offer. distribution of blast. A en aM night Trains. Tbymsta Tickets, and bagVA'K taking up the study of physiology, checked to destination. or Mine tables, rate of which is in the regular course of the fun:, etc., eall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address sitiEi'SSEMS." HIRAM SIBLEY ft CO. Rochester,N.Y.vChicago^lii H. BOYD, schools. The authorities insist The Gexi'l Tkt. A Pais. Ag't, Maneapelis. parent thinks he can select what studies To All Wanting Employment. he chooses for his boy, and will BUY THE CELEBRATED ALL ODDS THE STTJDZBAS:ER take the matter into court. We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In Buggies and Carriages Hugh J. Jewett is a director in every county In the United 8tates and Canada, to frDEST EQUIPPED sell a patent article of great merit ov ITS mini. twenty railroad companies Samuel aro unrivaled for BEAUTT, STBENOTH, ELEOAKCE.EAJSE An article having a large sale, paying over Sloan in twenty-three Jay Gould in 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and on OP RIDING ANDEIJN.NINO. Send which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale twenty-four George B. Roberts in for new illustrated catalogue, or call and RAILROAD III THE WORLD. by a deedgiven for each and every county be may twenty-six Augustus Schell in twentyeight see our work at our OHICAGO REPOSI- secure from us. With all these advantages to our Sidney Dillon in thirty-six, and Let it be forever remembered that the agents, and the fact that it is an article that can TOBY, 233 STATE STBKET. W mako all A Misplaced Heart. be sold to every honseowner, it might not be necessary Frederick L. Ames in fifty-two. to make an "extraordinary offer" to secure A neat, dapper little man stood and good agents ator.ee, but we have concluded A good story is told about a resident to make it to show, not only our confidence in the brushed his Prince Albert coat before of Brattleboro. Vt, finding a "Yale" merits of our invention, but in its salability by Grades your drain for Seed,forMarket* a glass in the office of the St Cloud lock key that bore the imprint of the Stndebaker any agent that will handle it with energy. Our Wagon, and for Feed at one operation. RAILWAY hotel as a Times reporter entered yesterday agents now at work are making from $150 to $600 company's name, and how he very a month clear, and this fact makes it safe for us afternoon. conscientiously advertised for its owner, AGENTS WANTED. to make our offer to all who are out of employment. With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE PATENT' "What have I done?" he asked as An agent that will give our business a saying that "Mr. Yale can have his STEEL, SKEIN TBUSB AXLE PATENT OVAL- Is the beet and shortest route to and from Chicago thirty days' trial and fail to clear at least $100 in Vot Information and Circulars, address, the reporter approached. key by calling on the undersigned in and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is srefercd this time, above all expenses can return all goods EDGEDTmE woodwork,afteryear8of seasoning, _^ =i Are you the occupant of room 110?" DETROIT FAKKLNQ MILL MTS CO, by all well posted travelers when passing to person." unsold to us and we will refund all the money paid SPEER'S FOHT GRAPE WINE! SOAKED INBOILINO on. Skeins of LAKE a ad from for them. Any agent or General Agent who would "Yes, I am, and that slip of paper in WORK, from the FINEST 0ARRIAG E bUPEBIOBlBON boxes forced.iatO Hubs With LANDATJdown to the LIGHTEST BUGGY, be- There is a type of social life in America DETROIT, MICH. CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. like ten or more countries and work them your hand shows that my heart's on hydraulio press, instead of Baiag wedged sides the BEST LINE OF ALL. CLASSKB or SfitiNa throgh sub-agents forninet' days, and fail to which I hold asinestimably higher ^TMTi MFG CO., the right side and there have been people 120 84 clear at least $750 above all expenses, can return FORTY TEARS OLD, SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOTJLDEB best of workman- WOBK offered to tho trade. 0 than that of any other land. It is as all unsold and get their money back. No other also operates the beet route and the short line running here all day about 80 l^^*^^ THIS quiet as self-respecting, as well-bred employer of agents ever dared to make such of* between CELEBRATED WINE is the pure juice of it and I suppose that you'll get me fers, nor would we if we did not know that we as any, and, added to these, it is more "jlicago aid St. Panlpteapolis the dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in Speor's OF WAGONS, Send for new Catalogue. south Jend, Indiana. have agents that make more than double the into tho Dime Museum between you." 2 84 vineyards. Its invaluable. genuine, more human, more loyal in amount we guaranteed, and but two sales a day 1 "Is it true?" would give a profit of over $125 a month, and that friendship, less at the bidding of Mrs. Improved Novelty Tonic Strengthening' 4 Properties one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. "Yes," replied Mr. Gleason, for such Milwaukee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For) Grundy, than any social life I know. BUY THE Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer Hward (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, was his name. "I never knew it until Robert Laird Collier. fully, and tnesc we wish to send to everyone out of are nn ur assed by any other. Wine. Being pro I If aukato, Minn., Cedar Bapies, Des Moines. Web- eTTJONrES I was ill in 1881. Then my physician em doyment who will sena us three one cent dnoed under Mr .Speer'a own personal supervision WITHOUTMEDICINE. alerCity, AJgona, Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown, Good shellac varnish is made as follows: sta ips for postage. Send at once and secure the was looking for the pulsation. Great Its purity and genuiness, are guaranteed by the Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford,IU.,are amongst Improve SingerSewing Machine, agsney in time for the boom, and go to work on the Take of very pale shellac 5 principal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who Its 800 local stations on its lines. Scott!' said he, 'where's your heart?' tei us named in our extraordinary offer. We have examined it. The youngest child may partake Among a few of the nimereua points of saperioriy i pounds mastic, 1 ounce, and alcohol, wo jld like the address of all the agents, sewing Guess I haven't got any/ said I. He invalidnuse It Is-I every respect of it,^ and the weakest it to advan- 8ex FHA Wa TUBIL 1 enjoyed by the patrons of this road, are its I Particularly beneficial to the aged and machine solicitors and carpenters in the conntry, 5 or 6 pints, and dissolve in the cold to i*f?:.A1 looked and found the beat on the right eJXeake DAT COACHES whieh are the finest that human Thf bestSinger Machine in the market and ask any reader of this paper who reads this J& debilitatedt and suitable to the various ailments prevent theevaporation of the alcohol, art and Ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL S$.S?i? side." i ofl'er, to send us at once the name and address of al I t.n IfJKBPIXG CARS, which are models of comfort stirring the mixture meanwhile. This such they know. Address at once, or you will lose "Has it never troubled you?" A WINE TO BE RELIED ON. and elegance, its PALACE DRAWIWG.ROOM the bo't chance ever offered to those out of is a good varnish for furniture, and it CARS, which are unsurpassed by any and its "Never. The right side seems to be employmenttomake money. Speeds Unfermented Grape Juice I Widely celebrated is much employed in France by cabinet i the right place." Us NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, makers. RKNNER MANUFACTUHINO Co., Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in its The reporter asked Dr. O'Hara, i 161 Smithfleld St., Pittsburgh Pa. natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the II 85 of Sixteenth street, if his senses had the like of which are not run by any other road Opium smoking is the issue in the press by fumigation thereby destroying the exoit. anywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS i8*!$ ___. not deceived him. mayoralty campaign now being waged er of fermentation. It is perfectly pure, free THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. from spirits and will keep In any climate. in Vallejo, Nevada. One candidate "Not a bit," was the answer. "The All points of interest North, northwest sad West of Chicago, business centres', summer resorts Speer's Burgundy. pledges himself to support the evil, heart's a loose, hanging thing. It may THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible while another plants himself on what be displaced laterally, vertically, forward by the various branches of this road. Is a dark rich, medium Dry Wine used by the he calls "the broad Constitution of WARRANTE TOtUffiftA? and backward. It is generally It owns and controls over 0,000 miles of road wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by and has over four hundred passenger conduetors this glorious country," and will allow caused by an enlargement of some physicians in cases where a dry wiue instead of a lowing- diseases constantly caring for its minions of patrons. sweet port isneeded. every one to smoke or not to smoke, as other organ, but here, where the Wlthoutmediclne:-PalnlHthebaek, hips, head, r Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route, limbs, nervous deklUtr,luHkuo, (enerut 4ebllltr. he pleases. AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket patient is healthy, it is probable that Speeds (Socialite) Claret. rfenaaatlm,araJrauv.nralBla, sciatica, diseases agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on 01 thy kidneys, salmil dlsesaea, torpid Urw, Bout, the case is the rare one of congenital i sesahMl salaaLwa, iaoten asthma, heart dls. this route, that gives first-class accomodations, A Frenchman writes to the New York aso, drspapala, constipation, rrslpUas, Indlge*. Is held in high estimation for its richness as a transposition. In all probability the than it does to go by the poorly equipped roads. Star: "Mr. Bismarck will affront the ttosj, Borate or rupture, catarrh, piles, epllepsl, Dry Table Wine especiallysi ited for dinner use. i Table or Lap Board. liver is on the wrong side and the right For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort dumb Bue, etc. ladies9 United States. Very good. So shall When any debility of the OEWEHATIVE ORGANS papers, or other information not obtainable Speer's JP J. Sherry. and left lungs have exchanged positions. occurs, lost vitality, lack ofnorvo fore* aad visor, at your loaal ticket office, write to the we then take him into tbo hands and of Superior r*:t*r and partake of waattnB weaknesses, and nil those diseases or peroaal You see," continued the physician, PIC-NIC AHD GARDEN PARTIES win GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'W. natare, from whatever oause, the continuous play on him the hose now. When that 1.*8 running over a number of pleasant stream of Magnetism permeating throucb the part* the rich qualitiea^of the grapa: om which it is Will Have Them. he cannot love the hog American, then mart restore them to a healthy action. There ia no MIC ILL made, plates, that showed hearts crowded AGO 1*IMEDLS. mistake About this appliance. shall we defend from the powerful Eagle Ask tba Agent In your place for it, and up to the arm-pit jammed into the SHORTelinge,"ipublicadteryfth"Shore Speer's pm J. Brandy. American his bald head. Bismarck, Stands firm when in use, and can be throat, lowered to the abdomen, and if we) hare no agent there, write us for Th mse of the bah!" folded, occupying nospacewhennotinuse. IS A PURE distillation fromTthe grape, and Line in connection with th GGQDBnGraGM otherwise displaced, "that nature is an opteiai prices. stands unrivalled in this Conntry for medicinal corporate name a great A Professional Drinker. erratic creaturerather a stepmother, purposes. road conveys idea of just -BABNtnc ^-SasaVr June Manufacturing Co., in fact though scientific men of to-day what require trav- It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that of the AIBOMINAL SUPPORTER. 1 came across a professional drinker a Short Line, grapes from which it is distilled. Cor. Lasalte Ave. & Ontario St, endeavor to mako a god of her."Phil' Theonlyknowntpedjtefor IptlepttcFit*.-eft aSJJcte* 0 -J"" Quick Time and the best of the other night You never heard of ,B ..7 B8TAlsoforSpasmsandFalling Blckneu.-ft adelphia Times. CHICAGO, TO THE LADIES: Kbcumatif-. accommodations*all of such a thing? Nor did I till I had it SOLD BTICHAS. L..ROOS, with HerronsWeaknessquicklyrelievedandeared. which are furnished by the 120 84 2 jfenralsla, Kervous fever.a AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. pointed out to me and explained. It Squalledbvnonein delirium of greatest Railway in America. BahM|ttea,B9aBepata,erwlth Diseases orthe: Sept2T1884 or. Kidneys, Headashe or Cold feet, SrAei BsrNeatrailzfsgermsof diseaseand sickness. ei was at the Liederkranz masquerade. Weak ABBIM, or BwoUea feet, an AbdotuizutT Ben Fish Stupefied By Electric Light. Cuesngryblotches and stubbornblood sores. The great bar-room of the Academy of aad a pair of Magnetic Foot Batteries have no superl* 1 CHICAGO, Cleansesblood, qnlckenssluggish circulation. in the relief and euro of all these complaints. Tliey Music: was crowded, and it always is carry a powerful magnetic tores to the seat ef the An European journal relates that a EliminatesBolls* Carbuncles andBealdaWB when the auditorium is in use for notable BerPermanentlyandpromptly onresparalysis. few months since workmen employed _- Been, weakness or the B.lae, Fall-. MILWAUKEE A dancing. A man took a seat at one Tea,Itisftcharming sadhealthful Aperient. las, of thowoBBb, Leacorrhfta, Chroalo Infiamina. S. B. VftN DUZEE HF'Q CO., upon some constructions on the bank ilea sad Cleoraatea of the Womb, Incidental Hem. KIDsScrofulaand KingsIvil, twinbrothers. of the numerous tables, and ordered or Flea41nat Palatal, Suppressed aad IrMeastrnatlon, of the river Dneiper, in centval Russia, Changesbadbreathtogood, removing cause. GOWEBNEUB. N. T. Unrroaness, andahange of PAUL. AND-&T. whisky. The waiter started away to employed the electric light to enable lis lathe Best AppUanse and Curative A*eat IVBouts biliousness and clears complexion. fetch the drink. ChsnalagresolventandmatchlessIaxattve.'Vft them to prosecute their labors at night For.all forms of Female Disunities it Is unsurpassed SOLE MANTHfACTT TlEr.3. ItdrivesSickHeadachelikethewlnd.-S by anythins before Invented, both as a curative "Say, here," the man called in aloud The brilliant rays of light attracted so It owns and operates over 4,600Jmlles of road in ISO 84 agent and asa souroe of power a id vitalisatlon. J* {^Containsno drasticcathartic oropiates. Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa 4S*B* but not boisterous voice, "let it be Torrido many millions of nocturnal moths, .Pries of either Belt with Magnetic Foot Batteries, $10. Seat by express CO. i.,an examination allowed, or by and Dakota and as Its main lines, branches and PromptlycansBheatnansm by tootinglt.CS tt.-*j 845. Zllttstrated Eand-Bcok 1884 routing whisky, and none other." beetles, and other insects, that for na on receipt of price ._..-.. 'ring, send measure ot eoaaeetions reach all the great business centres BestoresUfe^lvlng propertiesto theblood.' For the Farm and Garden. 150 pages. a week at home. $5 outfit free. Pay absolately Remittancje can be nuuia In on waist and sine of shoe. can Torrido was not the name, but that of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally an. disorders.,-BBB a.time it was necessary to stop work Ismaranteedto earsallnervous sure. No risk. Capital not requited. renoy,. sent, iui.v.wg-M letter at ouurr risk. "7wu vnw. Ayer's awors the description of Short tarBsaablewhenalllopiatessfalL-ess al opiate falL-e tLine, and Best W O Illustrations, and a heaatlfiil Colored Plato suggestion of fiery liquid is better to and set all bands to destroying the Reader, if you want business at which per Magneton- underclothing-, (no nex alltages, to the A Garments are adapted to are Route between r Plowcra, tells What. When and HoWt 0 Refreshesthomind sadinvigoratesthe body. J*5* sons of either sex, yonng or old, can make write than the one which he was advertising. clouds of winged victims that frequently plant and Is full of information invaluable to si hedy like tho numjr ttalvanle.and EleetrleHnm. pay all the time they work, with absolute Cures dyspepsiaormoneyremnded.f2B Interested in gardening. Mailed fir O CaucAoo, MILWAUKBB,|BT. PAUL AHD MINVIAP. Yes this was a professional Bnaw advertised mm_extensively) anrd should he completely obscured the light Ttois EHag at night The hold the powe forwtr, and to cover postage. inty, write for particulars toH. HALLKT & u s. Indorsodla writingby overfiftythousand taken off at night. They hold their Hair Vigor, of tbeyear drinker, in the employ of a leading suggested the idea of employing the Portland, Maine. Dec 1 184 at all Caicito^iiwicna, Oa*osmus, AIIRDIH. phystdaas la u. 8. and Barone.^* SondsUmp for the "New Departure In Medical Treat- Illustrated Novelty Uat whisky manufacturer. It was his business gantWIthowt BtedleUe," with thousands of testtmo. electric light to destroy nocturnal insects ABB BI.UBBALB. Leading clergymenla U. S. sad Europe.^*. d.icribloic ill tbe new.tt rarlttl* CsUCABO, MlLWAVKH, POBTAOB, LAC'BOSSB AHD lowari TcntabUf, Cs Tins MAOMarroN APPLIANCE CO., to order this particular brand of Diseasesof thobloodown Ita conqueror.^* prejudicial to agriculture, and experiments D5WH8TTIER reals, I raft.PluU,** WlWOKA. Forsadeby |l.60.-V* whisky in public places. He was a ,^_ _BlBBtata St.. nhioaaro, ilL in that direction are to be Mailed Free OBMABO, MitWAVxn, EAU| CLAIB ASD STILA. well-dressed, middle-aged man, who Fortestimonialsaadcircularssendstamp. WATBB. tried next spring. Not only to insects, FOR REST0RIN6 GRAY HAIR TOITS 5 MICAOO, MiawAtrni. WAOSAU AXB MKRBILL. looked liko a competent judge of beverages, but fish, the light proved fatally attractive. Tki Dr. S. i RIciMti Hid. Co., Prtpt. OaicAso, MrLWAVxan, BXAVSB DAM, FOBS S NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. 155 Randolph St., CHICAGO, HI. and quite able to hold a considerable Its rays, directed to the surface LAO AD Owosa. THE BEST Bit, Toaopai. ago U& Specialty Established !f*S7! A regular Physician, quantity without losing his gentlemanly OaiOAOO, MlLWACKEKs WAVKSSHA AND OCONoaowoe. of the water, drew together vast Cures all Private. Nervous.Blood.Skln on' IT is most agreeable dressing, which Ltd Sura gnburgh A Co., AgentSi|Chicago, 111. bearing. When the liquor Suantities of all the fishes found in the Urinary diseases l'romYouthnil Indiscretions,ex *BICAO Mn-WAwaaa, MASISOU AND PRAIRIJC is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving V-/RDER NOW :csaes and exposures, producing Nervous Deblly.Lost was brought he talked to the waiter ar/Can*. inieper, and when within the charmed OF ALL Man)iooil,Marriapro lmpeliments,an all *axd have on hand the hair. It restores,' with the itAoe, MiawAcaai, OWATOVKA, XABXTO again as to his strong preference of a OW.BEBT. No are exnal Diseases. Call or write full Byniptoms. field of illumination they lay crowded PAYSQNS LINIMENTS misultatip and opinion frea. Treatment conO- AB FARIBAULT. Used with any cba pen for mark. nrlien. you want to plan 7 Torrido, which he declared to be the gloss and freshness of youth, faded orgray, together in masses, seemingly blinded Chicago, Beloit, Jaueevllle ant Mineral Point. .''''-.ill,a:ti.e-ln iri!i Mcdlctno senteverwiierc. Ins any fabric. Popular for decora* atlve work on linen. KeceivedCen Ckicago, Slain, Roekfori and Dubuque. only whisky worth drinking. An hour and stupefied. The workmen, improving light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep ISiSWJ?$1.00. teniiilJRAl. SMBtea*a I N Catania, CUatoa, Reek Island, Oedar Raplda and later he was emphatically demanding the opportunity, made a notable EsU! i sl, OO jrcars. Sold by all black, as may be desired. By its use thin Tama. W packets choice Flower Seeds (wr selection), in Urusglstb.Stationers A News Agfa j^PISO'S CURE FORr, Torrido at the bar, and again he held haul of fish. Chicago, Des Meiaea, oinetl Bluffs and Omaha. unding WILD GARDEN SEEDS (a mixture ol hair is thickened, and baldness often Chleago, Cantoa, Svtlx Idfy.J BoulxiFails and an argument on the subject witfhan a raw WHEIE AIL ELSE FAILS. .00 varieties of Flower Seeds), for $1.00. FOB MAN AND BEAST. in the midst O Best1CoughSyrup. Tastesgood. Tankton. though not always cured. It checks falling acquaintance1 chance A Mr. Bradlaugh, the would-be-member Use In time. SoMbrdnureista. Ohieago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea aad Southern YEGETABLE GARDEN FOR $1.0 0. Norvoiis ExhaiiBtion. of the hair immediately, and causes anew overhearing hundred. There is nothing of Parliament, has been roundly Minnesota Points. ^.CONSUMPTION^ For more than a third of a century the Ckicago, Milwaukee, Mason ZCIty, Mitchell, .'and 20 pkts. Choice Vegetable S:ed (pur teUcUon) growth in all cases where the glands are that folks are so exacting about in denouncing socialism and similar politico-industrial Moxlcnn Mustang Liniment has been Fi^mature Decay, Jhamberlat Chamberlain. including Bliss's American Wonder Pea, for $1. known to millions allover tho world as their ignorance," said the friend who not decayed while to brashy, weak, or movements. Honest Book Islaal, Dnbtque, St. Paal and Mtnaeapo- the only safe reliance for the relief of explained the professional drinker to BOTH the above for $1.75. Gardener's Hand Us. and good men, he said, ought to know Loss of Manhood. otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality accidents ana pain. It Is a medicine Book telling yon how to grow them, sent Free with Davenport, Calmer, St. Paal and Minneapolis. me, "than in the matter of drinks. above prioo and praisethe best of its that the knife, pistol, explosive and the and strength, and renders it pliable. sraers. Milwaukee, Raeine, Beloit, Freeport and Boek hind. For every form of external pain The slightest thing will set a man to ^voe Sts.,Chicago. torch could never be arguments that B. K. BLISS & SONS, Young or Middle-aged Men.with preecriptlons Island. fcrSeU-treatmeBt by a Begular Physician. ordering a special brand. There is no Mitchell, Wojsey, Ash ton aad Aberdeen. 'i.* \nv :..!tm* their could serve the poor. Burning the MEXICAN 84 Barclay St., New-York. The VIGOR cleanses the scalp, cures and AfOOUE, INT ttUa=p*A!B*~-' (Jim River Talley Line.) telling how many fellows are now specifying mill down would make the workmen prevents the formation of dandruff and, "l u, :v.. iiiu, Torrido for no other reason than WILLIAMS V CO MILWABKII, Wtl. no richer, however much they might Cap Ijiiiiu, J*MIIMS *lwMv7and the JPtmmt mmtrngCmn by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing they neard this man mention it at the SwIK mi.l hate the mill owner. There was no MARRIAGE GUIDE. As (A*tnrlm are rnn on the mala lines of 1 :'.:hti UeprMtlfi properties, it heals most if not all of the the CMIC4BO, JMULWJVKJHm aB.r^atrM. Liederkranz ball. He no doubt cost I! Mnstang Liniment is without an equal. sense in the laborer yelling at the rich _- li.-irit.-tiou n.l Ex- It penetrates flesh, and muscle to MJSMIt and every attention Is "d to passengers the firm $20 that night, altogether but r"* r- humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, man's house when he might make his the very bonemaking the continuance by ooarteous employea of the Company. how. else could they have done so much of pain and inflammation impossible. keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under 260 Pages. Illustrated In cloth and lit binding Kb own hovel a little more decent Its effects upon Human Flesh and Boney or postage, same paper covers 5 -CURL This book effective advertising for the same which conditions diseases of the scalp and wntelna ail tbe carious, doubtful or Inquisitive want B. MB BRILL, A. T. H. OABPBTB the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. money?" But how much will it cost to know, large editions, 10,000 each, sold every few mea. The Mexican i.-.j ^_ _jaj en'l Manage r. Gen'l Pass. A en hair are impossible. Health, Beauty, Happiness^re promoted by its adflcewno the professional dr/nkerP Perhaps his WRIGHTS INDIAN VEGETABLEPILLS MUSTANG The plow in general use in Mexico A favorite vr-srr^pron rf one of the mar marry, who not, why. Medical aid. whan J. T. CLARK, 0BO.Ht MB AFFORDt IBoesBary bronght home to yon. Sent sealed by Ztae. noted tu Bucceestui Kp.-cm!ista in the V. S. death in an inebriate asylum?2fcw nowadays is the same as the Egyptians Oen'l sapt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gea'l faow retired) for tbe cure of Xfmoum jeOslitw, LIVERrasTOH A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair York Cor. Albany Evening Journal e AramJsac*.srestfwsena- tmd MX*ai/. fteh 1 used 5,000 years ago. It .consists of a e*ia*aseslcdeuve.opeJi-sc. DruggUucanfilllt The VIGOR is incomparable. It is colorless, erooked stick with an iron point nailed 0R.WAROt\CO. Liniment is needed by somebody in contains neither oil nor dye, and will to it or tied to it with a piece of rawhide, everyhouse. Everydaybringsnews of yiGOROUS^HE^IJHroRMEN 'Philadelphia Politeness. not soil white cambric. It imparts an a small handle for the plowman the agony of an awful gesddor barn And all Bilious Complaints subdued, of rhenmntlo martyrs restored. to steer with, and a pole to hitch a agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an TESTED Or a valawble horse or ox The Philadelphia youth is growing Safe to take, being purely vegetable no gripin?. yoke of oxen to. This so sailed plow saved bythe healingpowerofthis article for the toilet it is economical and more and more precious. An mptown Price as cts. All Druggists. LINIMENTnU will scratch a furrow in he soil three f YEARSHOT grammar school boy became so obstreperous unsurpassed in its excellence. inches vp. yesterday that his teacher, new aflm* A PRIZE. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Send six cents for postage, and in her vacation, young and pretty, receive free, a costly box of by use In thousands -VHhur5f%lEa.",, A Badge of Mourning. -r determined to try the plan of keeping goods which will help yon to of cases, founded on Practical and Analytical Chemists, scientific medical prlnlples. him in. Afler school she sat with grim more money right away than any competitorIt hasebeen grow.vii. Lowell, Mass. hav Invariabl "-"Well, Brown was a good fellow,and Khowmatisun, aVweUiags. attar thing else in this world. All, of either sex, succeed rou determinat'' on untiliit became dark, and .l S2n PPUUior lngln favo ands reputationty thi remed from the first honr. The broad road to fortune JelmU, ContTMtecl Kwseles7 Baurns I am sorry he is gone, said a western Eii-S SOLD ar ALL nnwoGisTS XVBRTWHBBB. HZS. Ifc then she I)t him depart. What was B'5i.d,diseasemakes Its specific Influence opens bef ore the workers, absolutely snre. At Btrmlses and thi and Scaldimp Whea you eome to thiak of it, Itisnot Cnts, J&? editor to the proprietor of the paper. ?:,e once address TRDE&CO Augusts Maine. her astonis iment at the gate-tofindthe rolsoBiaas Bites and odVlthBtUBBrypaoptoprefra|itpstoa Wee wasted functiones ar given Prfll Hforithe rait withont delay. Th8e natural of theM "He worked all his life and died poor, working- class. Sen_ 1 0 cents tsaunoss,. njeHmanesB.. B^aaaeness nBT cigar. ItuaasBdawtoaaaBtowsBBiasW Ol youth awat'ing her! He greeted her min^tinr*el*.leb human organisml are restored. The eers.Fr4a*Mt*s,ChUbiaJns. for postage, and we will mall yea free, the way of most newspaper men." BIB writing-, aad ever go mash cleaner. wllc tSSv*"^ST with: "It's too dark for a young lady Bora BJIpples, ajafcod Breast, and valnable box oraample goods thhebrai,nUand e,X Aad then tt gives them the true .1 back. The buoyaotenengyoft mnacn- r,m "W*1 FATENT UJjD* rtIenC r^d^f "Yes," responded the proprietor, Indeed every sVraa of exteraal dlsase. organic weakness. as4 to be alon tin the streets. Will you ih andflavorof thetobaotn. ITT that will pntyioa in the iray' of Snake wi Tonthronndlseretton. It heals wtthont sears. I with considerable' feeling. "Brown ^rtn tor ThenMs^fasMdloMBBiosarssmcugBll lag more money' in a few daya than yon-ever allow me 10 see you home?" i For the BBUTB CBBAZKnr it cures fiV0Ul i?iobscurr eTOl nstlnne aad aU ohnaseof msa sansthat S?^Ay?lci,ln thoogktjQosBible at any business. Cipital not required, was a good printer and it will be hard diseases,"baffling thaSsllcJ Sprains, Swlnny, Stiar dTotnts, 22 BwtohBeoottowa ontaoOoMaa TohBOoo we will start you. You can work all tofill his place." FoBuader Hamass .Sarer eSfHoof XMB-ewww uch enemies lurk la Ike time or In spare timehonly. The work Is uni Bolt of Borth Oarottaa Is tbe atom oano. versall adap Obtained, arid all otber business in tbe tbo freei indulgencee,, aniede 'overf brainwort. ,\Two Pointers. *Ax^ bot sexes young and old eases Foot Bot, atere Worm. Worm, Scab Scab, versally adapted to "I suppose we ought to attach something tons sad leaaed in.tte world. Uahter thathaacure thon z,rbl B2? tocoaveSeBce. Yo can easily earn from SO cents to $5~every evening. tem Hollow Horn, Saratehes, Wlavd- ^2S.** a U. S. Patent Office attended to for You can east 0 theATDxUah,morstrajxantt^ ftl to the door in the shape of a W falls. Spavin, Thmsh, Bingbone. That all who want work may test the business, ISSlWfc A Philadelphia speculator who knew a fiearfrom aitraBM sad aieoaaethan w noet Pamphl withgyon givin AaatoaSa atttntlonV MODERATE FEES. ttl does interfere Old ftores, Poll Evil, Film apon i we make this unpare lied offer to all who UT .P badge of mourning for a little while/' 1 tt to Joat what tho nreiutdassu. that his coachman had a few hundred SSn15!.*DMeJri a are not well satisfied we will send $1 to pay the tho Sicht and ovorjr other ailment y2&' i5 Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent, PjaisBf sadthehabitual anvisardaxnaada. suggested the editor. dollars and was sometimes interested to whieh tho oawananta of th trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, '*ae varyohotoBsttohseeogvown 5?Mtrations,wMchwill con^aes'th^moMssvadcsim office and we can obtain patents sMaJsloand Stoah Tardare liable. etc., sent free. Fortunes will be made by "It would be a goodidea, but I don't in stocks, observed to him the other oatbteaattlsboae^byBsask. frSl^aveBBBBH Tho Maasaam Bfnutans Mdmlmjnt in less time than those remote from those who give their whole time to the work d,,tb,o walTs Duxfasm TobBeeoOa.aad Va^!^! morning: believe there is anything about the ^Bentfreatoaayona. Bwnedy aeldOaTLTbytha Great^sucoeas absolutely sure. Don't delay. S art jppoata la faetoaaWbtagia BaB WASHINGTON. place that would answer tho purpose, Address STUCSOST Co., Portland, Name. HARRIS REMEDYCC-TBCrfOBm. "James, a few of us speculators have |t|g Send MODEL OR DRAWING. We Dee 1 1884 and in the present feeble financial condition THE BEST formed a syndicate to boom the stock 3MH N. 101h. 81 8T. LOUIS. MO. advise as to patentability free of of the concern I don't feel like G^s^smlBiwlttYBuO of the V. & V. Bailroad." Moata'itrtstaeat S3, tro meitat tkrat BUBOSf P^B^^sBa^.taeayouwfll charge-, and we make No Charge Unlets putting out any money for crape." "Yes'r." roBPBnaBvnra, bssaroof we obtain Patent. Guaranteed Strictly First Class. latUytawtswOssBBlealaav OF ALL "No," mused the editor, "It would |*I simply drop .you the" hint as a M SsMqaavtutlaMaiasj We refer, here, to the Postmaster, be better to settle up back salaries pointer to buy on." Wt Boaxty of ItaMb, PipelikeTone, Senerlorttr ?oWK5ar the Supt. of money order Div., and ai butler? have goiaformef austcoach-- a svndi first but now I think of it I know just efAflttra. WortaadTuoto^hneMofCoa.' too von "Thankee sir but a few a ^^^^1 Bsartrt5siBa. ffMhst to officials of the U. S. Patent Office. etrttetloatheyaland aartvaUed. the thing." wa me mLMQAMTOATAXMnrmtTMMm. For circular advice, terms and references "What is it?" said the proprietor. IfsrSn rs aad ataws JJsB_ if ITfcjsiss Une^ a-^ggjjagg to-bear the stocks of thafVery ffirnH WHrfREY OMAN CO., to actual clients in your own. ffpf^ ^"We might hangout one of the composing toy/Q\.uPhiladelphia State ogonnty, write to *$-- I^IC^CBBIAST, room taair ssaav stssa ale AusnisMtstn Beyal 0|afjg r"terdr that you^d betJ stand f/om &~*ftjpjS O. A. Snow&C6i ru%5SM2B$ 1 vHw^WaU Street Nm*. 4HS ps Vit Pateut Office, Washington.D. a -r-.-.$,Vl- L^_-~ Sag"