tf,. flS"-jj'?w NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY,^MARCH 12, 1884 frR| iY ALL ODDS WOMAN'S PIYSICIM (Continuedfrom last week.) The Local Hit Man. oat papers charging the jokers with 7s the BEST, rfo preparation. PAYSjIp XJhtii with any clean pm tor mark, The "local hit" man of the minstrel highway robbery. When his joke be- How Watch Cases are Made, ing-sny fabric. Popular for.decoraallve EST EQUIPPED nogan to assume a serious aspect the iuopie wnri?on]i? show is a great humorist. He has en. Keceived Cen- ViUi: Lii.iJj&5Al4- & Diploma. of Wells thought he was in dead education and could not couple two i=ci2 E L" ..-')&i>yer Sold by all earnest, and every available influence CASTORIA Sentences of English to save his life, gsgfifiiij c^i^is.iKaiiousrs Xews Agt's. This process of manufacture was invented RAILROAD IN THE WORLD. .AJSTD was brought to bear to pull his way but he is the man to plunge an audience Nervous Exhaustion, by James Boss, who started in business in from his ostensible purpose. was into a roar of laughter. All that LADIES' PRIVATE 'COMPANION Let it be forever remembered that the 1854, and the methods and tools used in Premature Decay, apparently inflexible until he found he is required to accomplish this feat is to making these watch cases are covered by had hi3 tormentors thoroughly scared, mention the name of some man who Loss of Manhood. and then he relented. patents. This is the only watch ease made lives in the town, some very fat or extremely E. J. Smith, of Tucson, A. T., has lean fellow. This Is pure wit, under this process. For many years the introduction An 80-paare Clotn-bound Book of Advice to Infants and Children Younor Middle-aged Men.with prescriptions four gold fish hooks that he unearthed and persons who could not find a glint of these goods was slow, owing for Self-treatment ny a Regular Physician. in the South American placers. He was HOME TREATMENT. of humor in the entire range of English tENT ST on receipt of two three-osab to popular prejudice against "plated" goods, rWBg Address ofcT rf exmining in a river bed near the city of literature, yell and swell up and What gives our Children rosy cheeks, T. WILLIAMS & CO., MILWAUKEE, Wis but gradually the public learned that the is the best and shortest route to and from Chicago Cali, in the state of Cauca. United States plode, and look around to see if they What cures their fevers, makes them sleep and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferred Gold Watch Case was not a Castoria. Boss1 James of Columbia, in 1866, when he pulled can single oat the crushed victim. by all well posted travelers when passing to "When Babies fret, and cry by turns, up a small tree by the roots, and there and from When he is found they nod and grin at cheap gold-washed or electro-plated article, What cures their colic, kills their worms, CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. in the sand lay a dozen regularly shapgold him, and a rough fellow sitting near but was made of genuine gold plates of A. COMMON bEXSE MEDICAL INSTRUCTOR FOR LADIES CastoriaWhat exed fish hooks of the ordinary size. him slaps him on the back, and RELIABLE SELF-CURE. quickly cures Constipation, standard quality and thickness. Conscientious OZSJ-JLy-ST They are not bent in the Limerick fashion. claims: "He got you that timeer haw Sour Stomach, Colds, Indigestion It also operates the best route and the short line adherence to the determination to make Castoria. between Without doubt they are the work hawhe put it on you er he, he." A favorite proscription of one of the Containing Mil information in reference to all questions relating to Womanhood, the Chicago and St. PanllMiuneapolis mostnoted and successful specialists in theTJ. S. the best watch case ever put on the market, Farewell then to Morphine Syrups, of prehistoric Indians. When Mr. Smith The Douglass Jerrold of the stage is better to ei'able the sex to fulfill their duties and to enjoy themselves in their various relations as (now retired) for thecureof Nervovm Debility, CMtor Oil aud Paregoric, and JIMa dm*, Wive* and Mothm. It is, as a popular Work, commenuini: itself ti tlio great heart of returned to San Francisco he gave some called back, and while he rakes the Mi^trtMunhooa, Weaknessuuanecav. Sent and the adoption of every improvement Hail Castoria. Womanhood written in plain, concise aud delicate tasiguag-c, ea^v of nndiTstandiiig 'and ubove all IBplainsealed envslope/"ree. Druggistscanfillit away, lost others, and now nas only strings of a banjo, says: "Oh, yas, got Oth.r recomnie'joations, it is 1 horottg-I: ly reliable and i iffltl to the point. suggested, has made the James BOBS' Gold Milwaukee, La Crosse. Sparta, Madison, For) Address OR. WARD & CO.. Ixuisians. AJtv It is a work which (Ills a plnceoccnjiieil by no other book, iintl is a complete library in itself. No four left. He has been repeatedly asked de beV lookin' gal in town. Ob, she's Howard (Greeu Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, Castoria it well adapted to Children Watch Case the STANDARD. flWDriJMAim lady, however sensitive, will ever regret its'perusal. It sives information which will "make life more Mankato, Minn., Cclar Ilapids, ties Moines. Webster to put his price on these, but refuses awful fine. Got a foot like Colonel that I recommend it as superior to any medicine pleasant, gives a higher zest to its enjoyment, make those by whom home ties are prized, prize and City, Algona, Climon, Kreeport Marshall town, In this watch case the parts JT*& to do so. The other dav he refused an Jaglin's." Another roar. Colonel Jaglin enjoy them still more, while it will certainly relieve many irksome burdens now borne by those to Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford, 111., are amongst known to me."H. A. ABCHIR, M.D., PRE3XTC: whom life has proved alunst. if not quite "a failure. It* give the causes, symptoms and treatment most subject to wearthe bow, crown, hinges, its 80O local stations on its lines. offer of $20 for one. face grows as red as a terrapin STONE 111 Bo. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y. with prescriptions for every disease peculiar to the sphere of which it is designed. To those who Among a few of the numerous points of superiorly eye, and he tries to laugh. His friend thumb-catches, etc., are made of SOLID GOLD. Europe has done'very little in the have unintentionally, by ignorance, or by a reckless disregard cf the divine laws of health made thom- enjoy by the patrons of this road, are its FEED seiv^s wretched ii lite "by siektH'ss, resulting from any'of tlm various forms we kne-ses, which slaps him, and the fools in front of him DAY COACHES which are the finest that, human way of developing the talents of the folh.win the train of womanhood, we can unhesitatinglv ami most co'.ili-i' ntly rocommen I this b'juk art and ingenuity can create, its rALATIAL turn round, stare impertinently and explode. monkey, though Egypt has furnished Send 8 tent Ump to Kcyitoae Watch Cut FtctorlN, PhlUdclphlu, as one which will give you the adviceyi.nr necessities require in order to restore you to h-.-altk and hap- SWEEPING CARS, which are models of comfort Ten dollars a week is not a salary P., for handwrne Ulutratcd Pamphlethoiring bow pine.'s The v. as too form, the pale, wan cheek the listless sunken eves, the slow omp^in^ step, the through all ages an example of what and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM 'tired nature" is too often seen in our homes. The authors of this work sincerely bclieye'ihat all these James Bost' and Keyitoac Watch Cms are made. commensurate with the accomplishments CARS, which are unsurpassed by any audits may be attained in that direction. In features may be changed, th* form iijoiin rounded aud plump, tha cheek- to b! om with roses of NTAURI widely celebrated of the local hit man, and thethe south of Abyssinia, upon the testimony heuU'i, the eye to sparkle with life fiid vivacity, the liiihl qi.ickstep retrained. :n I tae enervated (2b be continued.) NORTH-WESTERN DINING CARS, nature restored, by a simple, hometo treatment and pi escriptions as laid down in Inis happinesd work, an in thise manager should better reward him. In of the late Dr. Gardener Wilkinson, ami with an earnest desire benefit the suffering and renew health and to th b*difcr fact, he should kill him.Arkansaw monkeys are still ttfught several the like of which are not run by any other road aillieted. and to furnish such information to those now in" health, a.- will enable tlie.n to retain it and SPEER' Traveler. anywhere. In short, it is inserted that IT IS iiVtid these difficii ties, this book has been prepared. Every invalid should obtain a copy and treat useful accomplishments. One of these INIMENT THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. thetasielrex. and no lady in health can a fiord to be without it and thus remain iu ignorance of iisp*- is that of officiating as torch-bearers at All points of interest North, Northwest and riiliar, entertaining- and iatiti't:rt-:rr teachings. It is rcc ommepded bv in ir:'. eminent ladv phvsi- PORTUGAL GRAFF WIDE. a dinner party. Seated in a row on a West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts ciai as a S.lFJi HViSHi POM THK ,e.v. It is handsomely I ound anil iilus tratctl. Sent post- GLBANISG3. and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible aid to laifiUs "til upon receipt of 1.00. Address to raised bench, they hold the lights until by the various branches of this road. John Bright says he has not taken a all the guests have departed, patiently It owns and controls over 5,o00 miles of road ROCHESTER PUBLISHING CO., Also drink of whisky in ten years. and has over four hundred passonsrer conductors wailing their own supper as a reward lloscoe Conkling can repeat the whole constantly caring for its millions of patrons. A a absolute oure for Rheu FERMENTED GllAPE ICE. for their services. Occasionally au obstreperous Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route, of Scott's "Lady of the Lake." matism, Sprains, Pai in the F-ios. 32? Used in the principal Churches for Cummunion animal will interrupt the 33 znd 33i Osburn Block, AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket It is estimated that there are 20.000 Back, Burns, Galls, Ac. A in agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on Excellent for Fomales' Weakly Persons and th festivities by throwing his lighted torch this route, that gives first-class accomodations, stantaneous Pain* reliever. counterfeit sovereigns afloat in Great ROCHESTER, N. Y. among the guests, but he is promptlycaned than itdoes togo'by the poorly equipped roads. Britain. into submission. For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort Mount Jefferson Davis is the highest papers, or other information not obtainable at your local ticket office, write to the peak in Nevada, its altitude being 13,- Bro. Gardner on Charity. GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'i/V. 075 feet. "De secretary will read defollerin' The only known specific for Epileptic Fits. "Qj New York girls of the period, it is CHICAGO, ILL: 8 Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness. Nervous BEEIAliOTCr B^IftUI communicashun," said the president as said, drink goat's milk for the complexion. Weakness it instantly relieves and cures. Cleanses the meeting opened: The use of the term "Short blood and quickens sluggish circulation. Neutralizes Bro. GardnerSeveral of your friends desire uine'' in connection with the MILLS.e The author of "See that My Grace's germs of disease and saves sickness. Cures 20 Million Bottles sold in 10 years. A of!thAsperater,foeCurKidneysnecertai corporate name of a greut to know how you stand on tlio question of Kept Green" and "When the Leaves road, conveys an idea of just charity this fall. Does the club proooec to donate Dyspepsia, all Diseases Sold under fnll guarantee to giv entire [A SKEPTIC SAID) what is required by the traveling anything to local charity this fall. Begin to Turn" is an inmate of the Indiana n]0s atletUctlon or money refunded. publica Short Line, Respectfully. Liver, Stomach, Blood, Skin and Bowels. 8 State Prison. Quick Time and the best of FOUR FRIENDS. *il OVER GOOO iaypsis. K'l!ers'sD Mrs. Theodore Moreno, of Gainsville, Can Produce Thousands of Letter proving its Curative Powers. :iecoinmod it.ions all of "As de fust query," said the president, CRCTJliABS AND PRICES FREE. which are furnished by the Ga., has a baby dress 130 years old. It AN OL A~ LOIfQ TRIED ItEMEDY. wgly bl9tng aud stubborn btooa sorcBi Eliminates ^MSiKAESTNERfcCO., as he drew himself up, "de answer greatest lluilwiiyin Ameri- was worn by her children's great great fifllii CatinHKlee satl BSIMBI WPermanentij and dat I have heretofore given mm' stnnd LABOBATOET 77 *CoriSSTEDET, Am JJDTO v.wu emu. 303*311 lo. CaHfll St., K,n pronmaj curea DaralJBISI Tei it a charmlim ana srra.Qata.tUer. furldu answer now. Da ahai'itj of Detroit FOI\ AL5 ALL DnUOOI5T5 |]HICAGO, healthful Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, CHICAGO, 111., 17. S. A* A Colorado rough proudly wears a has bred a race of beggars who twin brothers. Changes bad breath to good, remov- I 2U 64 "T fi ring through a hole which was made IQQ 0 0 will nebber leave us. It has added to ILWAUKEE in his ear by the bullet of a bar-room de loaferism an' encouraged de idleness adversary's pistol. jjai/li^i Corns, BUNIONS, WABTS &C, SPEEDILY cured. Price 25 Cents. an' gineral shiftlessness. It has said to THE "BONANZA -An Unfailing Remedy for Really beautiful women are said to be nder Feet,CbilblfunK,ce. Price 25 Cents. STJP^UL. ANDCt de heads of families: 'Idle de summer Te scarce in England. When the American an away an' you shall be supported SwoIle girl3-now there come home there not durin' de winter! Go ask de Poo' superintendent I f|f| It owns and operates over 4,C00]miles of road in vvon"t be any at all. !|yy|0y Northern Illinois. Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa if de same person doan' return lng the cause. Bouts bilious tendencies and makes nCornease Mannf'g' Co., 236, 5th Ave. Place, "8. Y. CityFor and Dakota and as its main lines, branches and Parnell has decided clear complexion. Equalled by none tn the delirium to decline the y'ar after y'ar. Ask him if men Sale by Agents, Druggists and Shoe Dealers. connections reach all the great business centres of fever. A charming resolvent and a matchless Fastest Cleaner and Grader in the World. many invitations he has received to visit an' women have not come to look upon of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally answers laxative. It drives Sick Headache like the wind. The most Perfect Separator in the World. the description of Short Line, and Best America, and will remain in England a poo' fund as der right, an' if dey SPEER'S PORT GRAPE WINE! g^-Contains nodrastic cathartic oropiates. Relieves Route between It is tho only mill ever made, tho screens of during the next year. doan' demand deir allowance, instead which never clog. Captain Roach, of Austin, Tex.,, had of asking for it. Charity filled de kentry CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE.'ST. PAUL AND MINNEAP- (THE GREAT) It la tha only mill ever made, giving an even OLIS. a game cock training for a cocking distribution of blast. wid tramps. When charity tried to FORT? TEARS OLD. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, ORTONVH.LE, ABERDEEN, main, but an envious hawk swooped undo its work de tramps began to burn AND ELLJSNDALE. THIS C|H|E|B|V|gICl0|M|(|H8lE|B|0lRD CELEBRATED WINE is the pure juice of down on the poultry yard and made a CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, POUTAOE, LA CKOSSE AND barns an' murder women au' chiil'en. the dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's WINONA. breakfast off the rooster. Charity has encouraged a drove of 500 vineytrds. Its invaluable. CHICAGO-, MILWAUKEE,EAU CLAIRE AND STILL. M-A.KE TNTET RICH A Northern man on a Southern train beggar chiil'en to march up an' clown WATKR. the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cures Rheumatism Properties CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, WAUSAU AND MERRILL. Tome, and Strengthening was astonished at seeing a South Carolinian ebeiy resident street. It has wasted by routing it. Restores life-giving properties CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, FOND DU And will comjHetely change the blood in the entirn system in ihra- i'.uj.ili Any per- catch fleas from under his arm, its tears upon brutes of men an' its to the blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous LAC AND^OSKOSH. are nnsurpassed by any other Wine. Being pro son who -nrill take 1 Pill earh ni*?ht From 1 to 13 WCUP., n*n.y oo vtstotcil to sound disorders. fg-Reliablc when all opiates fail. Re. wrench off their heads a.nd throw their prayers upon hardened women, an' its CHICAOO, MILWAUKEK, WAUKESHA, AND OCON- duced under Mr.Speer's own personal supervision health, if such a thing bo possible. Fo curing Female Coa: hiM thv*!- Pills have no woe. freshes the mind and invigorates the body. Cure* MO itspuritv and genuiness, are guaranteed by the bodies out of the window. money has gone to feed people so vile dyspepsia or money refunded. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRAIRIK cqaal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sol-.l everyvi -i-^ or .-y mall far prii cipal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who an' wicked dat state's prison ached to It is not generally known that the DU CHIRK. have examined it. The youngest child may partake eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., l:i ''o:-f. .IVIAS*. [MIMiXHBsD receive 'em." CHICAGO, IIILWAI KEK, OWATONNA, MANKATO of it, and the weakest Invalid use it to advantage. Duke of Connaught, Queen Victoria's It is particularly beneficial to the aged aud AND FARIBAULT. CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCH1TSS. querjr, dar, am a third son, was refused by Princess Chicago, Beloit, Janesvilieand Mineral Point. "As to de second debilitated and suitable to the various ailments Chicago, El:in Itockford and Dubuque. Thyra, of Denmark, who married the JOHNSON'S ANOPYNE Ll.I .Vi 1*1 N "ill Inslan- thateftVct the weaker sex. It is in every resnect poo' ole man libin' nex' doah to Sir taii'.-mi.sly relievo ihuac tc-rriiiiu c.-i-a-- t. *i ,i will positively Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rsipids and A WINE TO BE RELIEU ON. son of a German nobleman instead. euro nine cases ofit of ten. ii:i'-.i.ii.iti(i i tliat will K.IVO Isaac Walpole. Who has paid his rent Tama. Dlseascsof the blood ownit a conqueror. Endorsed many lives sent free by ui 'l. IIUM'I tielay a moment. The cars of one Baltimore street line Chicago, De3 Moines, Counc'.l Bluffs and Omaha. in writing by over fifty thousand leading citizens Speer's Unfermented Grape Juice. for months past? Charity? No, gem'len Prevention is better than cure. Clergymen and physicians In U. S. and Europe. Chicaso, Canton, Souix City, Souix Falls and have this astonishing placard: Drivers '7"v Internal and Er~ SOHEtiSON'S At\SDY!\!E UNO MERIT charity neber h'ars of anybody Yanhton. rWFot sale by all leading druggists. $1.50. (IS) Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in its must not over-crowd their cars. When .mill r-\ CUHKS but a bold-faced beggar. Our friend, Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern For Testimonials and circulars send stamp. natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the Grades your Grain Tor Seed, for Market, MnHueitza, Sore Lunps, Klecdinp at the Lungs. Chronic Hoarseness, Ihu-Klnpr font.'!. Whooping Couah, Minnesota Points. a car is comfortably filled they will politely press by fumigation thereby destroying the excit, heah, Sir Isaac, has not only kept de lie il'ioumal'sn], Chronic Diarrhoea,"Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus. KiilneyTr. Diseases of tho and for Feed at one operation. The Dr.S.A. Richmond Med Co. St. Joseph.Ma Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and pi*: ii'id Lume Back. Sold everywhere. Send lor pamphlet to I. S. JOIINS OX Co., nnhii or of fermentation. It is perfectly pure, free refer persons to the next. .MASS. roof ober de ole man's head, but has Chamberlain. from spirits and will keep in any climate ll Ca^i), t: AGENTS WANTED. There is a justice of the peace in Banks or d, Stoutoiburgh An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, Rock Island, Dnbuqne, St. Paul and Minneapolis. furnished, him many a meal to eat. now traveling iu this country, says that most Speer's Burgundy. County, Georgia, who has held his office "Up on Grove street, near de cabin oi the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here Davenport, CaLnar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. For Information and Circulars, address, aro worthless trash. Ho says that Sheridan's for eight years and has never tried of Waydown Bebee, am a poo' ole woman Milwaukee, Racine, lieluil, Freeport and Rock Is a dark rich medium Dry Wine used by the DETROIT FANNING MILL MT'G CO., Condition Powders arc* absolutely pure and Island. a case, always getting the litigants to wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by dat has gone blind. Brudder Bebee imraenseiy va:-..~ le Nothing on earth will make hens lavlike Sheridan'3 Condition Powders. o-,e. 1 teasn'n- Mitchell, Wolsey, Xsliton ami Aberdeen. physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a compromise. ful to 1 Dint tood. fcrOid every vi^ere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamcs. I JoiiasuM i Co., JJoaios, MASS. THE BEST an' odder members has chipped in (Jim.Ri ver Valley Line.) DETROIT MICH. sweet port isneeded. The Count de Chambord's widow has to take car' ob her, an' whateber she Speer's (Socialite) Claret. I '40 64 decided to take the veil, and will spend has had de pas' summer or has got now Pullman Sleeper* and the Vineal MnitigC'ar i r-is r% A^i OF ALL In the world are run on the mainlines of the remainder of her days in a convent. a am due to deir kindness. Town charity Is held in high estimation for its richness as a LINIMENT! the CUIC.MOU, MISJM'\1UKKE ST.r.tUl, Her immense estates are to be given to Dry Table Wine cspeciallys 1 ited for dinner use. hasn't diskibered her yet. K.1ILW.li/, and every attention is paid to passengers li Kat, eta \i A IM the church. Speer's J. Sherry. by courteous employes of the Company. "Up on Scott street, clus to de cabin 2"HL^w.p,.an .:<p>ESTARUKHt-DJ? S YEARSS ^1-~-**^^* *C^= -j i* L, v. S Georgia disputes with North Carolina NINETY-EiCa of Whalebone Howker, dar was a death 5 SEEDS Is a wine of Superior har i-.f-.gr and partak-r. nf the title of "Tar-heel State." The total S. MERRILL, H. CARPETER, de odder day an' two chiil'en war' left A. For the WlERCH ANT the rich qualities of the graos om which ii isvalue Gen'l Pass- Agon Gen'l Manager. of the former's product of resin alone in de world. Charity left 'em For the MARKET GARDE~ftERi'^^^^* made. SEEDS J. T. CLARK, GEO. II. HEAFFORDt and turpentine for the past six mouths FOR MAN AND BEAST. alone in de house until de landlord Speer's IK J. Brandy. For the PRIVATE FAMILY mWZ^W^Q Gen'l Snpt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gen'l exceeds that of North Carolina bv over turned 'em into de street, den charity For more than a third of a century the 'CTOWn OiirSalVfiS on our own Fat -.jt^SaB&aB^ia $1,000,000. walked off an' Brudder Howker took IS A PURE distillation from the grape, and I Mexican Mustang Linime nt has been S2T* Ilandsoino Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FlilCK TO AI.I.. stands unrivalled in this Country for medicinal A party of nine gunners who started known to millions all over the world as I ^NEAPQLIS&ST.IGUSS BY de orphans home an' will keep 'em frew purposes. the only aafo reliance for the relief of from Salt Lake recently for the Sand MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUtt BUSINESS :AIin F:5!l V:'..\:iZ: I.I.-:T. de winter. It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that cf the accidents and pain. It is a medicine AND TH Ridge just south of Ogden, which is a H&SOMS,SEEDG30WEr:Cj'L:-I/sDSLPa5A grapes from which it is distilled. above price and praisethe best of its ''Up my way dar am a sick man who "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." ind. For overy form of external pain glBLTYTSgEEDS notorious haunt of the long-eared jackrabbit, wants medicinesa boy wid a broken MEXICAN SOLD^BYCilAS. Z-.. ItOOS, returned in throe days with 500 leg who wants nourishin' fooda woman AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. head. who has had along run of fever Sept 27 1884 J. L. Lewis, of Putah Canyon, Cal., widout her rent fallin' behind or her THE BES REMED has killed a squirrel that was snowwhite chiil'en goin' hungry. Let de cry .of I Mustang Liniment is without an equal. and had pink eyes. The squirrel distress come to Pickles Smith, Judge THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS I penetrate* flesh und muscle to had often been seen in that vicinity, and FOR AXIi CLIMATES, ALIi SOIES, ALL, CROPS./ Cadaver, Samuel Shin, Rev. Penstock or itlie very benemaking the continu- WARRANTED TO CURES-V"-ns FOI: IKHCO of pain and inflammation imposI one man said he had spent three months 884 CATALOGUE FREE-,,.,. any odder member who kin spare from sible. Its effects upon Human Flesh and Diseases of tiie Throat and Limes. in trying to capture it, as there was a lowing disease: his purse or his table.^au' it am promptly I tlio Unite Creation are equally wonderIful. Jrtthoutmodieine:Pnin tfcotme Iiinn, hosul, or Tho Mexican reward of $75 for it alive. inibu, ncrvuuH ielilit.y,!umli0 answered. We know our nay burs ffcner:il debility, heuranUHin, purely* neurulcin, sciatica, diaeussot MUSTANG A French sailor died in San Diego, an' we am naburly. We found no hospitals ilie Ui4i!eyfl,*r]i!i digensea, lor*! liver, eouf, SISLEVS SEE'DST HSRAM SIBLEY & CO. Rochester, N.Y.* Chicago lll J^YF TD!f5 In diseases of the pnl. .cinlnal cmianljiKi, impotent*}, *t!n:i.- liciirt din- Cal., some time ago, and on his breast establish no beggas' headquarters, MHO, dyspepsia, C(* i*r.iputiii, rryaipr lus, indiKo*lon, 4tiun\7 mpnary organs a safe hernia rupture, cuiurrh, ltliua. epilepsy, was tattooed an ingenious illustration of an' issue no call fur odder cities to and reliable remedy is lumb nguc, clc. THE ST'O*DI:LAI:I:II BUY THE CELEBRATED the crucifixion. The skiu, about twelve When any debility of tho OENERATIVE O AN8 send in deir paupers to be supported, invaluable. AYBR'S Buggies and Carriages "ours. lotvlai:y, lack nerve force and viiror, I Liniment is needed by somebody in inches square, was cut from the body", but our naybur finds us at his sick-bed, aitlnjE wenkucftKc*, i:::d all those discusc* of a pryaal CHEHUV PECTORAL is I every house. Evry day brings news cf nnfnrc, from whatever cause, tlio continuous such a remedy, and no sent to San Francisco, tanned, and is an' misfortune finds our purses open. I the agony ofan awful scald or burn I oam of Masmetism uermenttngtlironjjli tlio pnr other soeiuinently merits arc unrivaled f- BICACTY, STUICNOTII, ELEGANCEJEAS:: :it restore them to healthy aatioa. There iJ no I subdued, of rheamatlo martyrs re-1 now on exhibition in San Diego. He who has charity in his heart need iidtalie nbout thi3 appliance. the confidence of OF HIDING ANDKI-NNINO. Send Istored, or a valuable liiorse or ox] not goj huntin' fur de poo' to relieve Bob Toombs furnishes another funny the public. It is a scientific for new illuss rated cat.tlogtio. or call and saved by the healing power of this LINIMENT an' fur reporters to puff deir gifts. combination oi item for the Atlanta Constitution. Bee our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- the medicinal principles "Chairity dat rides aroun' town on a fo'- Some one asked him if he thought the TORY, 233 STATE STEEET. W make all and curative virtues hoss wagon will see a workin'man inspection of fertilizers was a protection of the finest drugs," starve an' feed a loafer who has spent to the farmer. "I'll bet $10," chemically united, of which speedily cures snob, ailments of half his summer in de saloons. Let u? he replied, "that I can take a bag of such power as to insure 4 2 LAB.^GNETiC^i^- the HUMAN FLESH as the greatest possible drap de subjtck an' proceed to bizness."Detroit sand and drag a polecat through it and Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff Studebaker Wagon, efficiency aud uniform- Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns Free Press. Jaia ABBOMIKAL SUP.-0RYER, fool the best inspector they have got." PFfTTAPZJT ity of results. It strikes and Scalds, Cuts, Krwises and i'O THE LADIES Mrs. Scott and Mrs. Carr, neighbors, Sprains, Poisonous Bites and ri-v* vtltlkA. a "With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE PATENT foundation of all who lived nearHogan's mill, in Steward th Stings, Stiflness, Lameness, Old The dime museums have many curiosities pulmonary diseases, affording prompt relief y.'iV.T:U:'' Seres, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, STEEL, SKLIN TRUSS AXLE PATENT OVALEDGED |7 irii'.t Jj.i?-.:e-L.i County, Tennessee, died within an hour and rapid cures," and is adapted to patients of but we have failed to lind among tfore Nipples, Caked Breast, and TIRE woodwork, afteryears of seasoning, Kiduayo, llcauaeiio ort'uld t'ee'. Ai any age or either sex. Being very palatable, of each otherand were buried at the same them a railroad official who could tell Indeed m-vry form of external disease. er.k Ankle*", or Swollen I*'ect. an A I '(n SOAKED IN BOILING OIL Skeins of LAKE the youngest children take it readily.! I klnd I heals without sears. A time. This coincidence is more striking and a pair of Magnetic* Foot Batteries ha*, p. t:o -in: you at what time the next train starts. CARRIG dowuA biJPERiOR IRON boxes forced into Hubs with LANDAU to thWo LlGHTrio ST BUOOY, be- E ordinary Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, 0R tnthe re'ier andeuro of all the*- i.n i 'aij't 1'. fr For the BKUTK CBEATION it cures a by reason of the fact that the hidies CLASSEhSeorI *arry n, powerful magnetic foreu to tl *&.: ei' i SPRINGTSEN hydraulic press, instead of being wedged sides tho BEST LINE OF An. Bronchitis, Influenza, Clergyman's Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints, In 1S66 the best railroad time between disease. WoR,-* offorede to the tradeF. were married on the same day some inSpB AKR^R 's *rra rn Founder, Harness Sores, Ho of Dis Ssore Throat, Asthma, Croup, and Catarrh SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOULDER best of workman- For I.nmo Knelt, Weciine of tfo Snlnr, TIn], New York and. New Orleans was eses, Foet Rot, Screw 'Worm, Scab, tli'i womb, JLctacorj'bfrH. (!jrri:! li i!:ii-ii j'ears ago. Adare ship throughout, making OURS THE KING the effects of AYER' S CHERRY PEC Uofl ow Hor n, Scratches, Wiml- tion and Ulceration oftho Woml,, lueidesttui J! STUDEBAKER3?uRth*j*lin&a. five days, and a passenger had to make Tha above Is a oorrect map of the TORAL are magical, and multitudes are annually orrlinjjo or Floodtnc, I'nlufiil, hupjircsscd and OF WAGONS. Scud for new Catalogue. SallsSores, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, A Massachusetts woman who had preserved from serious illness by its regular V.enstruatlon, ISarrenjirKi, KK CI:G.R^! nine changes, many of them long rides ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Id Poll Evil, Film upon Lire, this is tiie Ue*t ADDUUUCC unit Curative As* not been able to stand upon her feet 5 i 84 timely and faithful use. It should be kept from depot to depot. In 1869 the time the Sight and every other ailment Known. nd Its immediate connections. Through Trains daily at haud in every household for the pro* was miraculously cured the other day. to which the occupants the For all forms of Fem&la Difficult t it i^ n^ was reduced to four days in 1873 to ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO GHIGAGO, passed by anything before invented, bo1 ns o. tection it affords in sudden attacks. I Stable and Stoek Yard are liable. A bad boy threw a mouse into the room agent and as a source of power and vtta'.ii'flt'.o.n. three and a halt days and in 1878 to Whooping-cough and Consumption The Mexican Mustang rininsn without change, connecting with all line* BUY THE Price of either Uelt with Ma.'-T.oticFootBatcrJes, and in less than eight seconds the invalid always cures and never disappoints three days and only one change. No there is no other remedy so efficacious, ientby express CO. and examination ali T.-,'-f!.ir., EAST and SOUTHEAST. TXJ3NT3E3 had hopped across the room on three and it is, positively, oaa.il on receipt of price. I orderinir, send jnes-vir-i soothing, and helpful, the time has been reduced to fifty-eio-ht *i:'"e i Ij^iii ic*r The only line running Through Cars between Heir.Itt., T/sist and size of shoe. THE BEST chairs and was standing on top of the Low prices are inducements to try some of reney, sent in letter at ourrik MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. hours. Improved Singer Sewing Machine, Tho Magneton Garments are adaptedio r.l' sir-T the many mixtures, or syrups, made of cheap bureau with her clothes wrapped Through Trains between worn over the under elothir.i}-, 'r.t nox/t^'t and ineffective ingredients, now offered, body like the many Galvanic acd Kliati-'e IU around her ankles. Illiteracy has increased in Maine, MINNEAPOLIS ANO ST. LOUIS, which, as they contain no curative qualities, buifo advertised a extensively) t.n Kh'.Tiid O ALL connecting in Union D*pot for all Points South rnd New Hampshire, Nevada and California, The'ashes of Columbus, which have taken off at night. They hold theiroii***r ftfew E. can afford -only temporary relief, and ar Southwest. Close connections made with St. P., M.& LINIMENTS are worn at all seasons of theyear. The best Singer Machine in tho market. and decreased in Georgia, Mississippi, been shifted about repeatedly and* are N P. and St. P. & Dulntli Railroads, from and to all sure to deceive and disappoint the patient. Send stamp for the "Nev/Det .T'lirein"'-- :"^c- points North and North-West. t.?: ment Without JUedlcl-tx," with',. J-J: Diseases of the throat and lungs demand North Carolina, Tennessee and now in the Cathedral of St," Domingo, DIIUS. itKHKMBRK! PULLMAN PAI.AOE SUSEPIXS, active aud effective treatment and it is dangerous T\RS on all night Trains. Thjpni. tickets, and bavrr* are to be taken otit of their restingplace Virginia in the last ten years. THE MAGNETO!* /VV*,* C.:* checked to destination. jr .me tables, rate hi experimenting with unknown and 218 StRt'j and inclosed in a plate-giass urn. fare, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or adur.jw cheap medicines, fvom the great liability that 8. BOY. This urn is to hold the casket containing these diseases may, while so trifled with, An Extraordinary Offer. flon'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, KinneapoIIi. become deeply seated or incurable. Use the original ashes' in such a manner POB MAN OR BEAST. WRIGHTS INDIAN VEQETABLEPIU that the remains will be plainly visiole. AYER' S CHERRY PECTORAL, and you may confidently expect the best results. It is a SifXit Ever Furnished Ajrents.SBOto standard medical preparation, of known and fJltO llhiktrallons 170 lira fr. forsheBothMV?oii To Ail Wanting Employment. ire*. ::^M acknowledged curative power, and is as "I was suffering from thirst on a cheap as its careful preparation and iine train of the Eastern Railroad of Massachusetts," ingredients will allow. Eminent physicians, We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents in writes a correspondent, "and knowing its Composition, prescribe it in their every county in the United States and Canada, to Andaii BiliousOomplain^ went through all the six cars of the sell patent article of great merit, ON ITS MER. practice. Theitest of half a century has ITS. An article having a large sale, paying over proven its absolute certaintv to cure all pulmonary train, incltiding the baggage-car, in a Safe to take, being pa*":! Ya.aretable no mi** 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and on complaints not already beyond the ins. J'rice~2jCb3. vain search for a glass of water. When All Dru^uiSti. which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale reach of human aid. i''Sia- *i. by a deed given for each und e\erv county he inay I asked the conductor why they had no ta,i, secure from us. With all these advantages to our Study Table, s,xce water-coolers, he did not deign to reply agents, and the fact that it is an article that can send Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., i7D by use in thousands his look of astonishment implying be sold to every houseowner, it might not be necessary ladies' Table or Lap Board. A receivm free, a costlyy bux of cases. Founded on to make an "extraordinary offer" to secure o',e right awa trail an that he had never heard of such a Practical and Analytical Chemists, _. scientific medical principles, Li 1 lll/jlj.Soo des which will lulp vou t* good agents at once, but we have concluded PIG-NIG MD GARDEN PARTIES *PP"ctlonotfhassbeen thi remedy to I grow- mor thing. It is hoped that no one will accuse *u- i to make it to show, not only our confidence in the Lowell, Mass. .i.ii t* lng In favolrfunctions aud reputation 5f r* of the thin-z else in thi?. world. All. of cither sex, surceeo dl merits of oar invention, but in itssalability by the manager! of the road of wasting S. ntu wiiiie ltenumerous competitors have invariably i Will Have Them. from the iir.-t hour. The ljroad ra to fottun T1i 1 any agent that will handle it with energy. Our &J^_:. *her^ disease makes its specino Influence the company's money." SOLD BY ALL workinigdTclass. DllUaaSS EVERYWHERE. oveus before thn worktt*-, absMutely sure. At Sendl10 ctnls, Sf/S,' agents now at work are making from $150 to $60o lcl bl box of sample goods wo will mai you free once address PostaSeUi *L^.,!2xt Ask tha Agent in your I'lico for it, and th l & Co., Angnsto Maine. a month cler aud this fact makes it safe for ns 01 C\ TV Stands firm when in use, and can be !^P^ea cheerful he gains Some Montana people say they do human organism are rrestored. /The animating elements to make our offer to all who are out of employment. or oya if we have no agent there, write us for I TI 11 I r1 of life which nd have b-eenewastedand areKivcn PATENTS th brain musc not care for the railroad now that"it is An agent that will give our business a folded, occupying no space when not'in use. 2,i bu 5 .^Sl,. UJUIJ youthful Indiscretion, special prices. thirty days' trial and fail to clear at least $100 in l-* finished. Helena is a rich town, and that will put you in the way of make rapidity.fo organic weakness and this time, above ail expenses can return all goods strength with 'eases, baffling the skill i P"i duFl lng more money in a few days than yon ever 1) insists that it is the richest in the country S ro June Manufacturing Co., n,"c'u unsold to us and we will refund all the money paid enemies lurk In nST? thought possible at any bnsiness. Capital not required. i* br w! i Ic for them. Any agent or General Agent who would uc E2me in proportion to its population. We will start yon. Yon'can work all S?t*Pny Cor. Lasalie Ave. & Ontario Si like ten or more counties and work them lzeTrl,u R,? the time or in spare tim^ only. The work is nni remedover that has cured tbou. Obtained, and all other business in tin There are many young men from the na too frete tindulgence, 0 and bralnwork. through sab.ngents for ninety days, and fail to CKICAGO, ni. versally adapted to both exes, young and old. ?J2L"y,te.ni*P** O cause any pain or inconvenience. D. S. Patent Office attended to foi East there, and the society is good. clear at least 750 above all expenses, can return D^*'i," Yon can easily earn from 50 cents to $3 every evening. 120 M: all unsold and get their money back. No other MODERA TE FEES. These young men are growing rich by That all who want work may test the business, anas, ana does not interfere with you attention 0 employer of agents ever dared to make such offers, 1 (tthaetdtherrythe we make this impure lied offer to all who mining and stock raising, and they say Our office is opposite the U. S. Pat nor would we if we did not know that we are notwell satisfied we will send $1 to pay the Stnd aDaacripUre Famphlrt riving Anatomic*!V have agents that make more than double the that they do not like to see the railroad ^nfc, office and we can obtain patent Jllaitntlonf, which will convince tha moit icptical trouble of writing ns. Full particulars, directions, amonnt we guaranteed, and but two sales a day rsrsvY-:i^i*JSki-?Jx& can tie natorad to periact manhood, and etc., sent free. Fortunes will be made by bringing in capitalists to compete with in less time than those remote fron would give a profit of over *125 a month, and that fo duties of lift, tame at if turn afteeted. those who give the irwhole time to the work Sentfreeto anyone,. Remedy sold ONLY by th them. The Bonanza farmers also look one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day. WASHINGTON. run AH ELS r*as. S. B. VAN DUZEE MF'G CO., 'inatsuncess absolutely sure. Don't delay. S'art iifOois:f'i$i-np Tastes food. Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer HARRIS RSgJ3EDYCO.MFG.CHEMI$T. with apprehension on the road, because Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine. Send MODEL OR DRAWING'. W 'py4 XiEtlnvlice. Soiilbydrugg'jstsu fully, and tnese we wish to send to everyone out of ti^sr^i^^^^ss 305X N. 10th. St 8T. L0UI8, MO. Dec 1 18B4 they have been prosperous without it, 1 &OWEBNMUB. N. Y. advise as to patentability free employment who will send us three one cent stamps for postage. Send at once and secure-the tea lIcath'stKs'v.niss. and apparently anticipate an increased two sentta $5. iteee aostlatf charge and we make No Charge Un agency in time for the boom, and go to work on the CQ..8I.I.Sk supply of agriculturists without a corresponding less we obtain Patent. SOLE MAurrAcnrBEES. terms named in our extraordinary offer. We MStm REMEDY increase of consumers. Guaranteed Strictly First Class. would like the address of all the agents, sewing .atirjlBctfceCewftlexteB. We refer, here, to the Postmaster 15 0 S4 .machine solicitors and carpenters in the country, *"'CvEALY lammt Irnnu, T*,fMem, the Supt.of money* oider Div., an. Some poetical joker at Humboldt For Beauty of Finish, Pipe like Tone, Superiority IsSBSSSaiBSiMssanuBmMfc, CkaajMeiadSala IVes* el and ask any reader of this paper who reads this .oMHfoaswwowfiuS&j!'' 'asnaa^^ of Aution, Work and Thoroughness of Construction ^HMffil8'PA8TIUfUlEDI to officials of tlfe S. Patent Offic offer, to send us at once the name and address of al I Wells, Nev., "stood up" a railroad conductor i'^.-Chicas 10TTA-Htolk*nRtM(rnteMhf snen they know. Address at once, or yon will lose they stand unrivalled. -Tease Baa and ether* who raff* For circular advice, terms and refei tk*fcNlfcuimrM3.IwirSw and despoiled him of his valuables. *A*A LOUUI ULUMO-IltffMM frem Ntrvoui and Phytic*! Debit, the be=t chance ever offered to those out of ELEGANT CATALOGUES FREE. a week at home. $5 outfit free. Pay ab90 ItamttiUiriia t*lkltorttM lily, rrem*ture EhHun aa ences to actual clients in your ow Instead of "babying" over it, employment to make money. rWniMiiri inn **UMithMLMl 'utely sure. No rik. Capitiil nr.t requited .n^ra mp their many sloeay eoaaaqaeneea, ADDRESS: WHITNEY ORGAN CO., -i nn Hii iiAiiliTiinfctoii Render, if you want but*in*ss at which per like Mark Twain, under similiar circumstances, State or county, write to __ 'are quickly and radieaJIr eared. TIM LIQUIDF KAaLkukmtMM I* CM \jua\m, Sole Manufacturers Rojal Organs-. Tb* Remedy it pnt np in boxac. Ha. 10ttaiTn^tt)7SL RENNBR MANTTFACTUniNG Co., sons or either sex, young or old, can make O. A Snow & Co uudkf ummrfw iane y+m he got even. took a ,'t SUffv ami X.S(eaoach toeffanacare, traleaa weaver* at***,) Mia*] reat pay all the time they work, with abaoiate ,s 161SmithfleldSt.,Pitt8bnrgh Pa. DETROIT, Mien. Oiiuw, Hfktmf lawyer into his confidence, and swore MreettmferIMassefesipeayeaefc Bet. PamDUetducrT I /-v ertainty, write for particulars to H. HALLIT & "m IX 85 Iiutrocttoo Ez- NsitalsdlMusanTnede ouZt a*JhSIded a^SSS J.OppO tOppo-- Patent Office, Washington, D.C Co..Portland. Maine, Dec. 1 1884 SS^t ^"i"*' V:i^i^k yfrfaaa %r^^t i iM,jii'j\^vl