:-^r^y.-^~r a && ?&m w& tf 'PPay^HjB- ~^i n-ippii'ji'f"min NEW Of \-:,iL "2 T-c' ||Y ALL ODDS SPEERS WIT AND HUMOR. put tnem on and go to the concert tonight? TH E J. I. CASE PLO W GOSFANY, Augustus and I will be there There are. 25,000,000 to 30,000,000 PORTUGAL GRAFF WISE. HlEST EQUIPPED and, Jack, I want you to stare at me hats made in this country annually. the whole evening through your glass." yAKOTACTUBMtS O This is one of the necessities of the "What! vow want me to do that?" KdiagCultivatore. ^^^^^^p^^^SBBBBI^^^^^ fc CentreBra^flows country where elections aire held every Also CASTORIA IAILR0AD IN THE WORLD. -v-^w*- vH',ni "Yes and as we come out you must year. FERMENTED GRAP E Jt'ICE. stand at the door and try and slipme a Let it be forever remembered that the "You s-see," said Blooms to his notetake care that Gus sees you, Used in the principal Churches for Cummnnion Walking jjJi^^ sweetheart in describing how he stepped too." "Well, I declare?" "Because Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th on a lady's train and tore it, "I 1-lost you see, Jack, Gus likes me, I know, my head, you-know!" "Did you miss but then he is awful slow, and he's well Snlk flows ^B^^^K^S^m^^l it much?" she cruelly queried. off, and lots of other girls are after RAILWAY Dolls are now made that cry and say him, andhe's got to be hurried up a papa and mamma, and now all that is little, as it were." V^^:W^ .teel Flows. really needed to make a childless home is the best and shortest route to and from Chicago for Infants and Children, and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferred supremely happy is some one to smear Russian Weather Sharps. by all well posted travelers when passing to moiasses candy over carpets and furniture. and from A Russian admirer of Gen. Hazen, the CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. Send for Illustrated Catalogues. Philadelphia Chronicle Herald. "Caatolis8owelladaptedtochildrenthat I Castorla Stomach,sDiarrhoea, cure Colic, Constipationm, 9 weather prophet and author of essays Eructation roote THE I CASE PLOW COMPANY. A gentleman was giving a little Keokuk Soii I recommend it as superior to any prescription I an on tornadoes, hen coops, umbrellas, 2S baby boy some peanuts the other give Kffl known to me." IL A. ARCHM, M. D., I It also operates the best route and the short line and hogs, wishes, says the New York between day. The good mother said: "Now, 111 So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y. Without injurious medication. Sun, to inform the chief of the signal Chicago and St. FanlgMiuneapolis what are youhgoin tohsasimplicity to the gentle- "Western WJieel Scraper Co, Wit childis the service of some of the weather signs of man?1 the Russian moujiks, who have for over little fellow looked up in the gentleman's Milwaukee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, For) one thousand years studied the meteorological face and replied: "More!" MANUFACTURERS OF Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, significance of the actions of Mankato, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Des Moines. Web* JCEimuRXiN The Only Practical & DurableWheeled Scrapers, A Lafayette ladya model wife and ster City, Algona, Clinton, Kreeport Marshalltown, mice, cats, lobsters, fish, dogs, swallows, motherbroke her husband of the saloon Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Roekford, 111., are amongst swans, geese, ducks, roosters, its 800 local stations on its lines. habit by walking up beside him smoke and acorns: Among a few of the numeruus points of snperiori'y and calling for beer. A Cincinnati Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. enjoy by the patrons of this road, are its If the sparrows are busy about their woman tried that, but her husband DAY COACHES which are the finest that human nests orflyin flocks, the weather will art and ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL only replied: "Now you're acting sensible A absolute cure for Rheumatism, Sprains, Pain in be clear and lair. SLEEPING CARS, which are models of comfort here, John, two schooners. Their Double Botto ad Ali Stes and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM the Back, Burns, Galls, &c. A Instantaneous Fain- If swansflysouthward quite late in CARS, which are unsurpassed by any audits Drag 8crapers it Railroad & Town* "May I have the honor to conduct the season, say at the end of September, widely celebrated relieving and Healing Remedy. Ship Plow BEATS ALL. OTHERS your daughter to the supper-table?" NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS, the fall will be warm and prolonged. asked a society gentleman of a lady SPEER'S PORT BKAPE WINE! the like of which are not run by any other road from the country. "May you take her IF swallowsflynear the ground there anywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS to supper? Why, of course and you THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. will be rainy or windy weather. All points of interest North, Northwest and may take me, too. That's what we If chicks seek shelter, the weather FOUR YEARS OLD. West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts Satisfaction Guaranteed. came here for." will be wet. and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible THIS by the various branches of this road. CELEBRATED WINE is the pure juice of If chickens and other fowls pick their Little Effie was in great trouble over Send for CATALOGUES io It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of- road the dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in* Sneer's feathers, there will be cloudy and some mischief she had brought on herself, and has over four Hundred passeneer conductors vineyards. Its invaluable. damp weather. constantly caring for its millions of patr.ms. and after her prayers one night WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant, iowa. Tonic and Strengthening'Properties Ask yonr ticket agent for tickets via this route. If, during severe frosts, roosters she looked into her mother's face and AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket crow very early, the weather will become earnestly exclaimed: "Oh, I do hope agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on MOTKEH 3? are nnsurpassed^by any other Winei Being pro this route, that gives flrst-eliiss accomodations, moderate or even warm. God will be smart and help me out of duced under Mr.Speer's own personal supervisioa i.g.|Rs.|g- than it does logo by the poorly equipped roads. itspurit\ and genuiness, arc guaranteed by the' When ducks bathe and quack there this."N. Y. Commercial Advertiser. For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort prii cipal Hospit.-ils, and boards of Health who JNsK* surely will be rain, and when they are papers, or other information not obtainable "Mary," asked a little Burlington have examined it. The youngest child may partake at your local ticket office, write to the youquiet there will be a thunder-storm. of it, aud the weakest invalid ue it to advantage. girl of a companion, "what do GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. rVW. It is particularly beneficial to the aged and If geese bathe it will rain. suppose is the difference between a del ilitated and writable to the various ailments CHICAGO, ILL. If a cat searches for a warm place thatefli'Ct the wenker sex. It is in every respect beau and a beau ideal?" "Well, I 20 Million Bottles told in 10 years. A certain Cure for SHOR A WINE TO BE RELIE.' ON. there will be cold weather. If a cat don't know," was the frank response, Dyspepsia, all Diseases of the Sidneys, Speer's Infcruieuted Grape Juice. The use of the term "Short scratches a door, table or other object "unless they leave off the ideal after Liyer, Stomach, Blood, Skin and Bowels. limine" in connection with the with its claws there will be windy and they get married."Burlington Free corporate name of a great Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in its snowy weather. r.ad, conveys an idea of just Can Produce Thousands of Letters proving its Curative Powers. OARRIAGES, Press. natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the what is required by the traveling If dogs roll in the winter there will LINE. AN OLD AND LONG TRIED REMEDY. press by fumigation thereby dest' oying the excit publica Short Line, The music master says very affably: be snow if in the summer there will er of fermentation. It is perfectly pure, free Quick Time and the best of LABO&ATOBY 77 AJDTT STBSJCT, HEW TORK CITY. PHTONS "Now, see, children, in a march we fr spirits and will keep in any climate accommodationsall of be rain. FOR SALE BY AL DRUGGISTS, which are furnished by the always have four beats to a measure, Speer's Burgundy. 0*3 sTw3 If mice make their nests above the greatest Railway in Amcrl- BUGGIES, to accommodate the step for I don't -The King of Corn Killers. The most desperate ground in ricks the fall will be rainy W Cf r+ know anything that has three except, Is a dnrk rich medium Dry Wine used by the and prolonged. If they make their wealthy classes as a table or dinner win- and by perhaps, a milking-stool." "Or a ROAD CARTS. Coma Bu*iom, WABTS &o.t (TjHICAGO, nests under ricks upon the ground the SUMDUX cured. Pric 2 5 Cents. physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a -An Unfailing Remedy for yard-stick," adds a bright girl in the sweet port isneeded. spring will be fair. If they make their ILWAUKEE back row. Speer's (Socialite) Claret. nests before the crop is reaped rainy en O sTer Terms aqd Prices address, The time for securing a divorce in weather will begin in August and the 3 3 off* Hot, Swollen end Tender Feet,0hilblains,&c Price 25 Cents. 8 p.rTs* Is held in high estimation for its richness as a AN BST. PAUL the Chicago courts has been cut down to fall will be bad. FISH IMS. ft C0.9 Dry Table Wine especially* i ited lor dinner uso. a CLa a'* PARSONS, aCorneMO Xanuf'- Co., 236 5th Ave. Place, N. T. City 40 minutes,and the hotel keepers of the Fish appear on the surface of water Speer's J, Sherry. For Sale by AgenU, Druggist* and Shoe Dealers. place are kicking about it. They want before rain, and go to the bottom before RAOKlK, WW. It owns and operates over 4,600 miles of road in 3- it extended to at least six hours, so a strong wind. Northern Uliuois. -Wisconsin, Minnesota. Iowa Is a wine of Superior hari-.* and partak ol O and Dakota and as its iin lines, branches and that travelers coming for divorces will the rich qualities of the grape ora. which i is 0 Lobsters crawl upon the banks before connections reach all the great business centres WP3D. SDUJ ffc, cr made. have to stay over long enough to eat at tj o. a rainy weather. 3 of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally answers Speer'H P. J. Brandy. the description of Short Line, and Best least one meal.Chronicle Herald. If oak lands grow plentiful the following .en Route between 3 -J2 winter will be severe and the At a party: Merchant"Ah! How THE CELEBRATED IS A PURE distillation .from the grape.. !inl CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, ST. PAUL AND MINNKAP- summer fruitful. d'do, Mr. Blank? How is your paper A 3 2 3 a. cr stands unrivalled in this Country for medicir.J BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. OLIS. purposes MAKES NEW XfcXO BLOOD, If smoke sinks to the ground when coming out? I read it daily. By the 3 5*2 CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OKTONVILLE, ABEIVDEEN, It is a peculiar flavor, similar to*, that of th (Patented.) [I 3 CUw a vj there is no wind, in winter it will snow way, you are getting up a report of this AND ELLENDALE. 3 grapes from which it is distilled CHICAGO, MILWAUKE E, PORTAGE, A CROSSE AND and in summer it will rain. If smoke grand assembly, I suppose?" Editor And will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months An per- SOLD S Li ROO.S, WINONA. i rises even during bad weather fair 'No. By the way, how is your store son who will take 1 Pill each night *rom 1 to 13 weeks, may be restored to aound A ND DY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, fcAU CLAIRE AND STILL. weather will follow. WATE R. health, if such & thing: he possible. Fb. curing Femal Complaints thes Tills hav no coming on? My cook buys a good deal Sept '27 18*1 CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE. WAUBAU AND MFKRII. L. equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail f^r If at sunset there are no clouds the of you. You are here drumming up i CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, ION eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MA.iS. next day will be fair if the sun sets in custom, I suppose?" LAC AND OSKOSH. CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHmS.' CHICAGO, MILWAUKEK, WAUKESHA, AND OCON- clouds the next day will be cloudy and Minnie Ballard, in a little poem* OMOWOC. perhaps rainy. If the setting sun is JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will iiiMvitan^ously CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE, MADTSON AND PRAIBI pleads "Waken me not, sweet friend, relieve these terrible dis-a^ ssnt will positiwiy red, the next day there will be a strong no CHIEN. from my dreaming." He would be a cure nine cases ont of ten. liitimiiiitiuii that ill .i.ivj CNICAOO, MILWAUKEE. OWATONN A, MANKATO wind. many lives sent free by mall. Don't Celay s. nioiiitut. "sweet" fiiend indeed, Minnie, if he AND FARIBAULT. Prevention is better than cure. {For Internal and External fgOg\g'S ANODYNE LliMiftlE^T If the horns of the new moon are Chicago, Beloit, Janesvilleand Mineral Point. were to commit such a breach of etiquette. t"-M. C'UUKii Chicago, Elgin, Roekford and Dubuque. long and sharp, then in winter the turaii,'iK Influenza, Sore Lungs, Bleeding at the Luugs, Chronic Hoarseness, llnening 'mich, Whooping Cotijrti, When a young lady is dreaming Chicaeo, Cli'.ton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapid* and hronic Kheiimatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dvsentorv, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Jiisrases oi" tha whole month will be cold, and in summer Tama. it is time for the young man to put tpine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send tor pamplilet to I. 8. JOIINSOK Co., HUSTON, MASS. Chicago, Des Moines. Council Bluffs and Omaha. fair. on his hat and leave.Norristown Herald. An English Veterinary Surtreon and Chemist, Chicago, Canton, Souix City, Souix Falls and If the moon looks pale it will rain ESTAIL G&OCSRS, ATTENTION! now traveling in tiiis country, says that most I Yankton. of the Horse and Cattle lMwdcrs sold here if clear and bright, there will be fair Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea aid Southern The total plate of Baron Nathaniel aro woni.U'ss trash. He says that Sheridan's Minnesota Prints. BUVNOKBI EAVENONBI USE NONBUI BU weather. Condition 1'nwdors are absolutely pure and For more than a third of a century th Rothschild, we learn from a Paris Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. imraeiuelv valuable. Nothinir on earth will make hens lav like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 toa^-n- If fog lies on the ground there will M*xleangliastag Liniment has been Chamberlain. nil to 1 oint toed. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 iettor-stamos. I. 8. Jonxsoflt ii Co., Uo tu: iLiss. paper, is valued at 2,000,000 marks. known to millions sill over the world its Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. be fair weather if it rises in the evening, For sale generally by the wholesale woodenware Two million marks isn't much you tlie only safe relianoe for the relief oi mmmTimm and grocery dealers. If your jobber cannot aupplw the next day will be wurm. ar-cidents and pain It is a metlicino, Davenport, Cal nar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. you, send your orders direct to us. ought to see the scratches on our jt-boTO prica and prnisetJic toest of i 1 If the first thunder is heard from the Milwaukee, Racine, Beloil, Kreeport anil Rock 3Do "STO-u. "V7"aj^Lt The E. T.Bamum Wire& IronWorkss silverware since the boy has cut his tl. Ifor v ery form of external pain Island. south, during the coming summer there he teeth. We will back one spoon against Mitchell, Wolscy, \shton ami Aberdeen. "THE HOME, HOW TO MAKE AND KEFP DETROIT, MICH. will be many thunder storms. If it (Jim River Valley Line the Baron's whole collection.Boston IT."Mrs Henry Ward Boecher's latest and The only known specific for Epileptic Fits.-^ thunders in winter there will be a best book. It is a work that every wife, X9~Also for Spasms and Falling Sickncss.~& Courier. every mother and every housekeeper ought to strong wind. Pullman Steepen and the Finest Dining Kervous Weakness quickly relieved and cured. have. Kgaetical common-sense, useful every day, "See here, boy, did I not pay you 25 Cr in the world are run on the mainlines of If they are red clouds before sunrise, Equalled by none in delirium of fever.-* IT TOUCH8 BVZKY EXPBB1ENCE IN THE UFE OT Mustang Liniment is without an equal the CHit'.ltiO, MILWAUKEE ST.PAUL cents to shovel the snow off my pave- &3~Neutralizes germs of disease and sickness. the day will be very windy. THE TRUE wosLsJf. Beautifully bound and very attractive. I psuetratfc-s Aeh and museis toi R&ihWJly, and every attention is paid to passengers Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. ment?" "Yes'm." "Well, what did Prices, cloth, gold and silver eide- new jtJie rery Joiiemakin the coutinuico If a person lets the new moon shine by courteous employes of the Company. style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. of pn in iic inilairmation iurptwliible. you mean by taking the money and on his or her empty pocketbook, he or edge $3.75.' Specimen pages sent free to any address. Ira effects upon Human JTleshuviii Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds.-"g& then going off without doing it?" "The It-'io Urnio (nation ar equal ly -wonder*" Sold only by subscription. Agents wanted S. S. MERRILL, A. V. CARPE TE she will not have a single penny during: OTPermanently and promptly cures paralysis. jiul. The liexiciui everywhere. Terms very liberal. snow is all oil", isn't it?" "Yes, tu it Gen'l Manager. Gen'l Pass Agcn ci, I is a charming aud healthful Aperient. the whole month. SPECIAL OFFER FOR 80 DAYS.Anysubwtao J. T. CLARK, GEO. H. HEAFFORDt Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. melted off." "That's all right. I knew sends ns 6 yearly subscribers to "The Housekeeper," Changes bad breath to good, removing cause. Gen'l Snpt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gen'l it would melt away after awhile if left at 50 cents each, or 12 trial subscribers The career of the late Congressman E3 Routs biliousness and clears complexion. at 25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, alone. I'm a street contractoi", I am."S wiiitfEMPOLIS&ST.LGUlSK Charming resolvent and matchless laxative.-* we will send a copy of "The Home," postpaid, Haskell, of Kansas, illustrates forcibly Philadelphia Call. It drives Sick Headache like the wlnd.-ea I by mail. This offer Is good only 30 davs from tho what energy and pluck will do for a Liniment is needed by somebody in AXD TBS i date of tbis paper, after which time "The Home" %WContains no drastic cathartic or opiates. every house. Evniy day brings news tthe SceneSidewalk near the Brnswiek: "FAMOUS A LIEUT LEA ROUTE." man. Haskell was by no means a brilliant can be had only through oar authorized-agents. Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.-ca *ouy of An awful scald 01* bnri The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of First dude, with embarrassed man, but had very mediocre natural Restores life-giving properties to the blood.-** subdued, of rhecunntie martyrs ro-i 1 th book in each neighborhood. Each copj will Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders.-e^ yet impressive smile: Augustus, my stored, or a Taluaule Aarse or ox abilities but his resoluteness and I create a demand fer Hundreds more. saved by the healing power of tbia py~Reliable when all opiates fcil."%$ dear boy, I really do believe I have tenacity maile up for all other qualifications LINIMENT BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO., Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. broken a corset lacing. Have you an which he lacked. He was a Minneapoli Minn. Cures dyspepsia or money refunded."* extra one with yon? Second dude, merchant in Kansas, engaged in the By-Endorsed in writing by over fifty thousand WARRANTED TO COREWtW ft: with an expression of awe and horror: Leading physicians in U. S. and Furope "CO boot and shoe business in a small town &B&M*^Iin-A,^*f-*supe Leading clergymen in U. S. and Europe's* Really! why, Algernon, I hain't but if when adversity overtook him and left i r*r*^ KA lowing dleatf.) Diseases of the blood own it a conqueror.-* whiob. suMdlly earM wauh ailment* of I had, where could you fix it? See, all him completely bankrupt. Nothing irtthoutmodicine: Ptitn In tliobuc:., hi head, or the HUHAH FLESH as For sale by all leading druggist 1.60.-* limb*, nervous dobiiity,lumbago, general debility, ti a am those giddy gyurls across the street are Xhemmatiam. 0welllaga, atlff dismayed, he began life again, and rhtnnutlam, parslysin, ncuralc'n, sciatica, discus Lawn Mowers Joints t'ontraotsd Mmielt*, Bvrna oot the kllnay*,piiial diseases,torpid II vor, gout. For testimonials and circulars send stamp. looking at us.Boston Courier. ended it with the reputation of being uii Scalds Cats, Bmls*t and aunlnal emlsaljua, Impotan*}, asthma, heart disease, The Dr. S. A. Richmon Msd. Co., Props.. one of the hardest working and most dyspepsia, tmnstiputiuu, vryslitilns, ludlpesiten, rains, Poisonous Bite and About 5 o'clock last evening a young herein or rupture, euiarrli, ptlus, epiieysy, Uaajs.StUbMSs, liSjasasss Ol conscientious members of congress. WhtruSydebimy of the GENERATIVE OKC 4NS Will Run. More Easily, St. Toeepls., 2&o. (12 lady rushed breathlessly into her home Surpass ail otliers ess, trioors, JFrostatUs, CaUblalns, oeurs. lost vitality, Inck of nerva foroe and vigor. Cut Longer Grass. or Maples, Caaod Breast and on Walnut street and sat down in a msti weaknesses, nnd all those diseases of a perileel uatiire, from whatever cause, the oontinuouream indeed mrmry fans* of external disease. AND ARE Cut Mors) Smoothly, chair completely exhausted. "Why, of Magnetism permoatlnp tbronch tb pm-t I aeal withoat sears* a "Talk atxu your creamery butter,*' THEESST .-jstrestore thrm to a healthy nation. Tiieie iiio what's the matter?" asked her mother LMS Liable to Obstruction, For the BBDTB CHATIO* It caret 7 .uisteie nbout this appliance. said a grocer on Woodward avenue prates, Swlnnjr, BtUt JTolntfr, in the greatest alarm. "Oh," said the Require Lest Repairs, Foandsr, Harness fJaree, Hoof Mieases, "give me the old fashioned sweet- young woman, when she had recovered More Easily Adjusted. Wmmt Bot, ejerew Worm, eab cream-home-made-churned butter of Hofte Horn, ejerateass, Windfalls. her breath, "I just escaped it. Another And the Most Durable. the country like this," and he laid a Spavin Thrash, Ringbone, one of those horrible red sunsets tonight, IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. Old lares, Poll KvU Film apon roll on the counter and proceeded to and red is so trying to my complexion." the Sigh and ry oths ailment EVER MMER WMMWTFl. butter some crackers. a whleh the oeeapant of the 9SND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. Stable and Steak Yard are liable "Eh! what's that?" inquired a customer. IAO^SAGNETIC ^S^ The Mexica Mastans Ilnln*?n "What would you rather have, dear, LLOYD, SUPPUBB AWALTOH "Country butter? Let me AsJIOMINAL SUPPORTER, always cures and sever disappoints a sealskin sacque or a fur-lined circu- aad It Is, positively, taste it." TO THE LADIES: PHILADELPHIA, PA If je are iSJtrt lar?" asked a shrewd Warren oil speculator THE BEST Some more crackers were buttered, with Kl.euk,ut.r of his wife. "The sacque, of Neuralttlii, Itsrvou which he ate greedily. Ayer's Kxaaastloa,Drpeps!a,or with Disease* ef the Llv course," she replied, "I wouldn't have er, Kldaere. Headache orJel Feet, "How much of that butter have you OF ALL u-i Weak Aafclaa, erSwellen Feet, an AfcdoL.^*.' Bt a circular." "I knew you'd choose got?" he asked, wiping his chops with aad a pair of Magnetic root Batteries have no auperh the sacque," he responded, pitilessly, lathe re'lef andoure of all these complaint. The? Hr~sjisalll aa4 Vlawer See*! Csla for Hair Vigor, a smack of satisfaction. earry a powerful inagnetie foroe to th* neat ef th ISM vfllaeeeat Pasts to ell who spplyVJustomcrs ot "and that's the reason I asked. I have rv last asasea *e*wanaated 4 aet writeofor it. Ail secudwntefrom my, QjesAse. "Took the most of it home to my eeeskllsaatea be both freshen tru to name For Lane Baek, Weakness of the ile, Fall, just enough money to buy you the circular. se sir. Seat saeald It peeve otherwise, I tfpec torefillthe las, the weath, teneorraotn, C'hroute lnflaasuiuttea own family. Colonel bought eras* giaii*. My coUecdoa of vegetable seed is one of aad UleeraUoa aftha Woaelt, Iaeldental neat The sacque is out of the question. taessoet ataaalve te be feuad la say American catalogue, some, and will be in after the rest. errhajt* er FlaaeUa* Palafhl, Bnapreaeeel aad Ir. Your noble reply, my charming tad large aart of it I* ef my own trowing. As tae ranlar'Heastruatlen, BarrenBs aadehaas You see it isn't easy to get June,clover i FPft RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITSwife, FOB MAN 0B BIAST. afaJMlTsgilaas* ef Eoriy Okie end Bnrhaub tin* thle lethe Best ApDllameo aud Curative Agea' removes quite a load from my Th* above la a oomct map at the F*teSw*%JSTsirlaaas)* Early Cwrn, the Hubbard fed, cream butter at this time of year. MsMaisTMarhlekead Cabkaete, Pklaney'e Melon, for all forms of Featale DIBealtlea It Is nnsur ALBERT LEA ROUTE, shoulders. I won't have to buy you NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. and score of other new Vecetables. I invite tbe pstronare aasssd by anything before invented, both as a ouj-atlvf You couldn't find a pound in any other of the pubtie. In the garden' and on the farms of agsmt and as a source of power and Titaiisation. either of them," nd Its immediate connections. Through Trains dally those who plant my seed will be found my hekt advertisement. store in town," said the grocer proudly. Frio* of either Belt with UajmetleFoot Batteries, 119, JimS8 H. Cre^Ory, Marblchead, Mass IT is a most agreeable dressing, which Sent by express O.O. D., and examination allowed, or by ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, A sailor was one night ordered aloft "Send me up the lot,, said the customer mall on reoeipt of price. In ordering, send measure c' to at once harmless and effectual, for preserving waist and sl*e or shoe. ItemUtai-oe can be mad* in sureney. without ohange, connecting with all lines to act as lookout. The mate had a I don*t want any creamery butterine sent in letter at our rWlc. EAST and SOUTHEAST. the hair. It restores, with the grudge against the aforesaid sailor, The Magneton Qannentsere adapted to all agee, arwetn after eating that. You can't fool bANORETHS'Pi^ i over the underclothing, 'se next to tar The only line running Through Cars between VIGOROUS HfALTHrnp MEN and so let him remain fully an hour before gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, me on genuine butter. I was brought OO4T like the many Galvante and letr!e Ilasn MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. bsjet* advertised *a xteaslvely) and should bv he asked him if he saw "any up on a farm, I was, and I know good TESTED light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep taken ott at nijrht. Ther hold their power forever, ane Through Trains between ere worn at all seasons of the year. light." "Not yet," replied the sailor, butter when I see it" And he paid MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, black, as may be desired. By its use thin SendsfawT) forthe"Xfewneia tnreInlled'cal Trett* "but if you let me remain here another for his goods and went out. meat Without lledleluc," with thousands of te*timi connecting In Union Depot fbr all Points South and hair is thickened, and baldness often mm VOX*. ^.ESTABLISHED SYEARS Southwest Close connections made with Bt. P.. MA M.. hour I'll surely see something." An ?-"H "Where did you strike that butter?" THE 7.IAGNEXON Ax^PT.lANCE CO18 X. P. and Bt P. Duluth Railroads, from and to all NINETYEIGTYEAR owIWew- S *& though not always cured. It checks falling For the MERCHANT on our Pla hour passed by, and then the lookout points North en North-West. Sta.Ui ^Jrttiaero- tit asked a man who was eating prunes GARDENERrou For the MARKET of the hair immediately, and causes anew SMSJMS*B**11 PULLMAX PALAOK SLXXPINB cried: "I see a liiiht." "What light by ni In thonnnrlf and pickles near the stove. Nervous Exliaustioii, SEEDS'Crown CAM on all night Trains. Through Tickets, and Irngre of cue*. Founded on For the PRIVATE FAMILY is it?" inquired the mate. "Daylight," growth in all cases where the glands are checked to destination. For time tables, rate of "Down at the factory where they scientific medical prin- by ourselves ?n fare, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or add row was the reply. Premature Decay, lei, it has been rowfavor not decayed while to brashy, weak, or make it," replied the grocer calmly. )i*c 8 BOYD, aud reputation And the beating of their own hearts otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality The man who sfives a barrel of flour Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Hlaaeapelta. while ltfnumerona competitors have invariably Handsome Illustrated Catalasu* and Sural Register FRICE TO AI.I.. Loss of Manhood. railed. The direct application of this remedy to was all the sound they heard.Detroit to a starving family never puts his name Cheaps*t Si&tes MsMfS&'R and strength, and renders it pliable. the teat of the dlseaae makes Its specific influence MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FO TRAD E I.I*T. An 0-pa'-'S loth-bmmd Kook of Advioe to fait without delay. The natural functions of the down for a thousand dollars for the renovation Free Press. DAVID UNDRETH&SONS.SEED 0a0WERS5P.IILADELP^ia human organism are restored. The animating elcmenta Younger Middle-aged Men.with prescription* i fm. Bath Y-r-lw. Nw Te.Uu.iit AQrilTC taf sOTTI! of a popular church in order The Viaon cleanses the scalp, cures and i m* FRgEttLlvA&rlihTea-. of life which have beenwaated arefflTen for Self-treatment a Regular Physician back. The buoyant enen^yof the brain and niiuctt that it may appear in the public prints. S MT prevents the formation of dandruff and, Balaam's Ass 0SWHITTIER lar system render* the parent cheerful he gains 'I* And it may also be said that the man gIBLEY'SQEEDS strength with rapidity. by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing A French savant asserts that the WILLIAM^ & O KSLWAUKEs. W NEEVOU8 DEBILITY, organic weatneas. and who makes it his business to donate numerous obscure diseases, baffling the skill ol time may come when donkeys and properties, it heals most if not all of the sums of money to churches and cyclone best physicians, result for youthful indiscretion. 165 Randolph St,, CHICAGO, HI. other inferior animals, may talk without humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, too free indulgence, snd over brain work. sufferers, and puts his name down for Do not temporize whllo such enemies lnrk ID any miraculous power being exercised Specialty Established 1^57 A regular Physician, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under publication and not merely as a guarantee your system. Take a remedy that has cured thousands, OurM all Private.Ttervous, Blood, Skin an' to make them do so. This can be and does not Interfere with you attention Urinary diseases fromYout hfi.il Indlscretlons.exmesses FOR AUL CLLIIATES, ALL SOIL S* ALL CROPS. which conditions diseases of the scalp and of good faith, never sends a (businesryaearndutierestoredconvinconrthifemanhood, to cause any pain Inconvenience. and exposures, producing Nervous Debil- done he says by careful breeding, selection, 1884 CATALOGUE FREE.,. Anatomical'1 y, Lost Manhood,Marriage impedlments,and ali lead fb Descriptive Pamphlet giving barrel of flour to a starving family. hair are impossible. and an education continued Illustrations, which will most sceptical Sexual Diseases. Call or write full symptoms. And the moral of this little fact should that the be to purtect and Consultation and opinion free. Treatment confidential,safe,scientific. through several generations. Breeding fitted forth* of life, cams never affcetsd. Medicine sent cverwhere. teach us that there is a great deal of A a Dressing for Ladies* Hair heretofore has been directed toward Sent free to anyone. Bemsdy sold ONLY by the SISLEY'S'SEEOS." KIR A SIBLEY & CO. Rochester, N.Y.* Chicago lit WRICHT INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS difference between genuine and autograph HARRIS RSKEDY CO.KiF'G. CHEATS. certain physical characteristics,such as The Vrooit is incomparable. It is colorless, YOU.<p>LIVE charity. THH fleetness in a horse, mitk in the cow, 306X N. 10th. St. ST. LOU58, rVSQ. contains nel lier oil nor dye, and will and a fine and juicy meat in the cattle. 4tt lCcnta'atr??^ r^.* 33. two ttoatls $5. tbr:c zuszilz Si The elevator in a tall down-town not soil white cambric. Ife imparts an Breeders find it possible to create building had reached the ninth floor agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an a certain physical type of pigeon, cow and the boy held the door open for the PATENTS article for the toilet it is economical and or sheepthat is, they can sketch out venerable passenger to aret out. "Top And all Bilious Complaints x,QiTesButterthe-llt-ed?edcelor theyparrooad. The lareestBntter Bn -rs onr, usssf unsurpassed in its excellence. on paper what they want and then realize floor, sir," he said. "Eh?" ejaculated T1 W Tlwusancs of DM7U.B ^rlTM PERFECT. Used by allthe best CrouueHes. Awrde3Ve InuS Safe to take, being purely vegetable no griping. it by selecting among the herd. the old man, as if not comprehending fcatioaa. Jiplomaat T5. Y. Dairy Fair. Ask your drufc-jristormrrchant' jrlf.or write toask^Iiaiit iavwhat Price 25 ct3. All Druggists. rsm^a^ga Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer 86 Co., ObtainwJ, and nil other business in the According to this French scientist, animals clearly. "This is the top floor, sir as KRIOOIEDYHflSUi HARRIS REMI eU. Patent Office attended to for can even communicate by sound. high as we go. Where did you wish to fFsk Practical and Analytical Chemists, Vr CheaMseadaele 1W* el MODERATE FEES. Certain birds, such as the parrot and stop?" "Why, I get out at One Hundred THE BEST I S CHEAPEST.' PR0F.HAMI8'PA8TILL flEKDf Lowell, Mass. the mocking bird can be taught to Our office is opposite the U. S. it-' and Twenty-fifth street? You Yeaa*? Mea ether* who safts [rvm I nhtailKo .i-n- SOLD EY AIX DKtTCCJSTS EVEnVWUEBB. speak, because the structure of throat ain't there already, are you?" Waiting ent, office and we can obtain patents. fteot ftttvoa* a*d rbydoal DseU. lerttPeven Clorerlillin ily, TMmHttilKfhvmtkm -W^lsss^eeaesqeanse*a, and mouth resembles those of the human passengers wondered why the elevator in less time than, those remote from 7 ie&f,%0!.r ^eU..C .:r-' (Suited to all sections, i "IVyi .or/OKE Iilos. PsJO^slat jntltl and radios!!- enndl nf|T rvfor the workingdclass. Sendl 10n ccn's Pst:i!:e an *e will mai yo iree being. A good many curious speculations did not stop for them,on its way WASHINGTON. aad t*rie to The Aal'roiaK &. Tavioi' Co.. KaiueleM. Tfcs aUsway It pot np In bexe*. He. 1 (luila- a month), Id Ohio, fo ITI II I ya' valuable box of sample goods SAHD CA e I (eeouf to tBoct a oars, anleii ia MTT*tun.) HoTl have been indulged in respecting down, but that boy hardly got his breath Sfnd MODEL OR VRAWING. We a i UljJJ the man of the future, but what if till the old man said to the janitor, who I that will put you iu the way of nak advise as to patentability free of Mag Ifele djeHee aaa mod* of tore Mat Mledtoa applieatMr -CURE, ing more money in a few days than you ever the ass, the cow and the sheep of thocharge showed him the door, "I thought it was and we make No Charge Un~. 1 thought possible at any business Capital not required. IfibLL future should be gifted with articulate the elevated road." Jiaie! We will start yon. Yon can work all tess we obtain Patent. the time or in spare time only. The work is nni speech, and what seemed an incredible urylutfc^csaBBlaiWa. A favorite s-r rf one of tht We refei*, here, to the Postmaster, "Jack," said a pretty girl to her versiilly adapted to .both sexes, young and old. most noted and KuocersHi i i'-cmiisH in the U.S. bible legend, become an every day fact? the Supt. of money order Div., andGuaranteed Strictly First Class. (BOW retired) tor tbec'ureotTwervinimMobility, Yon can easily earn from 50 cents to $5 every evenine. brother the other day, "1 want you to orinfowoiitotMLAwas. JCe)*rtJBTa*trtoeci,e^esJto**Mraiil.s9esi|f 6ent That all who want work may test the business, DemoresV 8 Monthly. io officials of the U. S. Patent OfficeFor -jMWTMkfcMaanfMtfl In plain swslodenvelope/Sree lrugglst can fill do something for methat's a good we make this unp.relied offer: to all who Tor Beauty of Finish, Pipe like Tone, Snperiority ."m circular advice, terms and references OLMULOUUS KaiMao-imtaat are not well satisfied we will send $1 to pay the fellow." "What is it?" growled Jack, Addrata OR. WARO A CO., UuUltsM. |s of Action. Work and Thoroughness oi Cgastrnction trouble of wntinj? u. Full particulars, directton8, to actual clients iu your own they stand unrivalled. WBBEBffia^fei who is a brother of the period. "Why, Is Use BKST. No vrsparaUon. iijrMitkatMMpMiMllkMiiMrtB*. Senator Mahone goes about Washington etc., sent free. Fortunes will be madt by PAYSONS tuuciciBrMaLtMUimwinOy Used with any pa for mark* State or county, write to miMQAXV CATALOOTTBS PHKE. you know that wig and mustache you those who give the irwhole tim to the work tt&H All EUc FAILS. Vi tiiui*r nMMi*Hkiatkitta in the coldest weather, by day irr tiy fabric. Popular for decora* irtrn|iiMii Oa|jlOBN* -inch Syrup. Tanttajood i AOMIM: WHITNEY ORGAN CO., uieat sin-ceos absolutely snre. Don't'delay. S art C. A Snow & Co., atlrc work IfDen. Iteeelved Can* used in the theatricals up at Featheri and by night, without overcoat, and ilntlma Soidbydrnccuts. f-f i Address. STINSOH & I *ortland Maine. te .tlHstAI. 4k WrisI*ji (MiStUMtGQ.,tmn..BmuM,K Sole Maanfartiirers Royal Organs ly's?" "Well?". -"Well, won't you Ktl I doswe* Oppo- Patent Office, Washington, D.C with his Prince Albert coat unbuttoned. .goldbraU Dec 1 1884 an PETBOIT, MICH. Urugjl*ts,StaUon*rs ft Hews Agt's. *S2' -*V/ .Til 1-u. 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