N EW ULM REVIEW WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1883: THE I. CASE PLOW (TOggPAfgY 'ATARRH ELYS Healthy "Worsen. THE GREAT GERMAN tell me so? Well, I thoug.it the coffee this morning tasted a little burnt." 9 REMEDY A writer, in urging the necessity for ^CREAM BALM FOR PAIN, JCANTJFACTTTKERS O The craze on electrical slu ly is beginning more attention to physical culture, to bear fruit. "Are you the notes as a favorable sign of the fact treMIta lias gamed on enviable conductor?" asked a lad of a omnibus that "the pale interesting"' type of reputation vlicrcvo popularit}7, and other preparations. An guard. I am, replied the courteous beauty is fast losing its Believes and cures irtinle of undoubted official. "What is your name?" "My RHEUMATISM, that men of position and influence are merit. Is convenient name is Wood." "Oh, that can't be, and cleanly. It cnuso declaring for the healtiiy standard of Neuralgia, no pain nor sneezing said the boy, "for wood is a non-conductor." womanly beauty, such as was ever recognized Sciatica, Lumbago, IT IS I(0T A LI- by Greece and Re me. This is BACKACHE, ruMnr flaws, certainly an important and happy QUID O SNUFF. "How old would you think my daughter HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, change in public tast.:. and already the was," asked a mother of a lady Apply by the fingei SORE THROAT, into the. nostrils. effects of it are to be detected in an improved friend at one of of our summer resorts will bo absorbed, of QUINSY, SWELLING* condition of feminine health "would you think she was 18?" "O, for Infants and Children. letnullycleautingth SPRAINS, for it will hardly be 'denied that on an g?%#E9t ra-nl passages ofca yes." was the candid reply, I should Soreness, Cuts. Bruises, j^jptv zr Baa tarrlial virus, causing average the women of to-day are physically think she was 18about ten years nwilthy secretions. It aiiays inflamation, protecU FROSTBITES, superior to what they were'a few ago!" They "never speak as they pass Send for Illustrated Catalogues. tha menibrnn] linings of the ltead from additional 'Casto. i a is so well adapted to children that Castorla cures Colic, Constipation, BURKS, SCALDS, laudf, completely heals the fores and restores tin years ago, when tight lacing and similar t^Js by" now. THE I CASE JPX--OW O S Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation, I recommend it as superior to any prescription And all other bodily achee *eus of tate end smell. Beneficial results an destroying custom.- prevailed. Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di "Does a goose lay eggs?" inquired and pains. realized by a few applications. known to me." H. A. ARCHE S, 31. D., gestion, Young women take more exercise .3 th'trough (iv/fmr tciilciire. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Rollo, one brisk, morning in breezy Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Yl Without injurious medication. than they formerly did. They ride and Unoqualerf for COLD in .the HKAD, Headache March. And Rollo's father, sitting behind Sold by all Druggists and nnd Deiifnei-s, or any kind of mucous membrana] Dealers. Directions in 11 walk more and more in the'open air. the stove, eating quinine with a irritations Send for circular. Hy mail, prepaid. languages. They have not the insane dread of the spoon, and trying to shake his whole TiO c. a paoltatrestamps received. Sold by Chas The Charles A. Vogeier vo. il -MANUFACTURERS CFTh r.. Koosand all ilniL'gtets. sun's rays which they once had. But skeleton out of his pockets, made reply: (S-wCceSBOT* to A. VOOEI.ER a CO.) Onl Practical&ParableWheeledScrapers, KliY BiiOTHHRS, Dr'iiKsisls, Owecfo.Y. there is much room for improvement "Yes, my son, ague slays everything. HaKint.ii-e, lld C. 8. A I 484 yet. Many homes are still presided It has slain your father." I over by invalid wives and mothers, who SABSAPARILLI A painter was bragging of his wonderful furnish a constant spectacle of sadness Bost thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. ^^APQliS&STXGy.SR' command of color to a friend one and misery to their family and friends, day. Kis friend did not seem to take and area subject of unlimited expense Is designed to meet the wants of a large portion ALBERI LE A FAMOUS LE A ROUTE," it quite all in. "Why," exclaimed the to their husbands. In. such homes the of our people who are either too poor to Their Double Bottomed, Ail Steel painter, "do you know there are but employ a physician, or are too far removed greatest of all blessings that could be Drag Scrapers &. Railroad &. Township three painters in the world, sir, who to easily call one, and a still larger class hoped for would be the health of the O understand color!" "And who are Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. who are not sick enough to require medical mistress restored: but too often it is they?" at last asked the friend. "Why, advice, and yet arc out of sorts and need a the one blessing which never comes. sir, I am one, andandand I forget medicine to build them up, give them an appetite, American homes, more than any purify their blood, and oil up the machiiiery the names of the other two!" other perhtips in the world, have been of their bodies so it will do its duty The Earl of Shaftesbury tells an saddened by sickly women. And the willinglv. N other article takes hold of tlio Satisfaction Guaranteed. amusing story. He says that in his trt-r to f\ ps( ko 5 S K. N N system and hits exactly the spot like remedy is simple. American men are part of the country (Dorsetshire) the as strong and healthy as those of other HOOD'S SARSAPARSLLA ^J r-i, Send for CATALOGUES io CC'Q S ?J T* people have a strong prediction for r5 ryo" fv J5 =s" nations there is no good reason why e*" ..s-rv**vi &. T, ri r^ i- It works like magic, reaching every part of giving Hebrew names to their children American women should not be. All WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Kit. Pleasant Iowa. O the human body through the blood, giving to fv C^ t-j i by baptism. Sometimes, however, they 4 that is needed is proper attention to vJ v$ all renewed life and energy. go a little too far. In the churchyard dress and exercise. Let women dress My friend, you need not take our word. of his own parish there is a tombstone 3- 5 as men do, so that their bodies shall u Ask your neighbor, who lias just taken one S ii J^'*1 on which the words were engraved, fj botHe. lie will tell you that It's the best a not be squeezed and pressed together, r: dollar I ever invested." "Methuselah Coney died, aged twelve ssr but have free room for motion, and let i S rj 2. months." them go out into the air and sunshine LEHANOX, N II., Feb 1!), 187!). O MESSRS. C. I. IIooo & Co.: Dear Sirs Heavy tragedian, seated at a railway" it i-'.:-n do and exercise their bodies, fe- f" a li Although greatly prejudiced against patent hotel before a roast chicken: "Prithee, 0 Killion Bottles sold in 10 years. A certain Cure for :':nd t"ie race of American women will medicines in general, I was induced, from S? the excellent" reports I had heard of your landlord, dwells there within the precincts &',*t become extinct, as it once threatened Dyspepsia, all Diseases of the Sidnoya, i'3 IT' Harsaparilla, to try a bottle, last December, O of this hamlet a machinist?" to. ch' ti for dyspepsia and general prostration, and I Liver, Stomach, Blood, Skin and Bowels. Landlord: "A machinist? Yes, sir." have received very gratifying results from On the contrary, it will be improved, ?a CARRIAGES, a 5 B- (L its use. I am now using the second bottle, Can Produce Thousands Letters proving its Cur.itivo Fov.-cr.3. Tragedian: "Then take to him this built up, and beautified, and a time tind consider it a very valuable remedy foi O A OLD AND I.O: Tr.ti.D itr.'trrr.v. 2 bird of many springs. Bid him wrench indigestion and its attendant troubles. wili shortly come when a healthy man PH/ETONS, Yours truly, LABOEATORT 77 AMITX STEEET, NC\7 YOU:- CITY. assunder these iron limbs, and then, will not have to hunt a whole country I-\ C. CIIUKCUILL, FOR SALE ALL DRUGGISTS. for our regalement, to chisel slices from rr- over to find a healthy wife. We are on TKADB MAEK. (Firm of Carter & Churchill.) BUGGIES, its unyielding boom, for we would the right track now alt that is needed -The King of Corn Killers. Tfes most desperate S &^M! dine anon. And, pray you, do it quickly. is to go ahead, and the result will soon '^ag-B 2 ^r A gentleman who Hfimpd ROAD CARTS- Your peas you need not carry, for a be manifest. Women will die to be in iias been suffering from vuuiuu S. 2 cr. M_7? Corns, BUNIONS, "WARTS &C, SPEEDILY cured. Price 25 Cents. those, with dext'rous management, we tha Debility and Languor 4n P/*r/nffc% fashion therefore let the fashion of female &oS^ tn r-\ .-."-si -An Unfailing Remedy for peculiar to this season,'*' rUUllUO can swallow whole. Away!" beauty be vigor and strength, and "'00*0 .23 5** 16. n.=iV For Terms and Prices address, r- a. -"a says "HOOD'S SAKSAPARILLA is pt.tting ^"3^ all the ladies in the land will be swinging Nothing would go beyond an advertisement new life right into me I have gained tcv \bove la a correct map nf the Hot, Swollen and Tender Feet,Chill]ains/ve price 25 Cents. dumbbells, practicing archery, riding FISH BROS, CO., we met with lately of a pounds since I began to take it." Has taken ALBERT LEA ROUTE, HCornease Manuf 'g Co., 236, 5th Ave. Place, H. Y. CityFor on horseback, and walking its for a. Yankee auctioneer. It offered for sale two bottles. 1 !t3 immediate connections. Through Trains daily wager, but they will be in style. ..era a "sweet pensive retirement" on the Sale by Agents, Drungintn and Shoe Dmlcr*. "RACINE, WIS. a ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CKI8AS0, O E O'Q banks of the Hudson, and after describing HOOD'S SAKSAPARILLA is sold by all druggists. thout chur.gc, connecting with all lines tJ to Price per bottle six'for 5. Prepared the "streams of sparkling bright- Where He Gained. EAST and SOUTHEAST. by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. ness," and the "fruits of the tropics in The only lino running Through Cars between Twenty years ago there was an old golden beauty," mentions that "the Nervous Exhaustion, MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, loiva. farmer living out about one hundred stables are worthy of the steeds of Nimrod 7''.ixii:-ca Trains Vetween miles from Kew York, who took forty Premature Decay, or the studs of Achilles, and its MiaaEAPaus AND ST. LGUJS, pounds of dried apples to the village heronry was built expressly for the r.::-vins in Union Depot for all i'uints youth raid ej merchant, and was told that the price "Loss of Masiliood. :!'\v\ t. Close connections made Willi St. I'., y..& birds of Paradise, while sombre in the i'. nnd St. 1'. ft DninUi Uiitlroausi, from :.Mi to a! was four cents per pound. TJ rt Xorili and Xorth-Wrnt. distance, like the cave of a hermit, OOJ1, Ci i-t- An SO-papr Cloth-bound Book of Advice to "TIL lie darned if 1 submit to this extortion '"iS':.ti5S' js! i'ci.i,w\- PA^ACR R'.v.-vi.c. glimpses are caught of the dog-house." Younis: or or Middle-aged Men.with pprescriptions ATid vrill cojnj52etc2y chango tho blood In ths e-itiro sjflt r. on all nitfht Trains. Thr-mgli Tickets, ami lv.ir- any longer!" lie .exclaimed. pi i- -.-iiccVed to destination. l"u: time tables, vsti- i,i satmen a R*frula PbyHlclan for Keif-treatment ov a R*frula PnyMciHii. *hrae't son who vrl'l take- 1 Till each rht tvem 1 to 1'2 v.-r^-i.-i. A Cincinnati German in the furniture "Why, they are quote.I in Horace r.r.d i-r.\, call upon ne irest '["[elect Ajjeat, or iuldr BtBSS:.,ptAddrt-a AdU SSWT FREE haaltX if such a thing- possible. I'o ccrii^j ITesru-i..' BtKmps. trae'e was accosted-the other day by a H. v. r.wn. Giveley's paper at seven cents." equal. I'hysiciana asr them i their practice. :..V- cvonv. iielsfhi WJLLiAiVJJS & CO., ft?SLWA'JKE. V*13. New-Yorker wii h: "Wei!, Mr. Schmidt, a "Hadn't you better take 'em to New Oi 1 Gsn'l TkL & fas- A 't, Minneapolis. S lettcr-sfauipa. Send for circular. I R. T(U5N'so:- k* i they say you have made an assign- eg- i York?" K] f! ss J$j jjn 3 %p ment?" "Yaw dot isli so." "Ion CROUP, ASTHiVr. Til ho kicked if I don't!" X! LiT^S'^'k^rA" i 'h'&'M assigned to your brother, didn't you?" And ho did. When he came home JiHISSOS'S ANOiiY? f.IA.-J ii is Jbr all tho pamfal diser-soa ot tl*e "Yaw, he viias my bimldor." "Didn't luii':oiily l-Hiifvi:- li.i.-^u ttrril am! iigured uj he said to his wife: 'Mvs niiio tasc.i f-iit of ten. tjj It o:oan^ss the system cf tUo .c-rid wiri anybody raise objections about this 'Wall, Han tier, it cost me $H to come ty i Wi SI P*-JD S S %ft$t '-'ianv lives sent i'roc h-- in:i "*-.,-:-.:c: MjKjat ca-.iaes th.e dreadAil B-.-#Tevi::r: :^^SO^?SE AI^ODPIE Lmm^:-:ci.-!tib?tlc-i iH i El EfaS 28 cs. iS S3 a J'revcution is family arrangement?" "Vhell, Idoan' only tho victitna of Elxeuraatiam cai' rctliaej and go, #2 tavern bili, and nisybc i little THOUSANDiS OF CASE*!' know. Vheu my brudder fails he assigns extra for tobacco." ^_ cf tlis v/ci-st forms of tliis terrible dlcoGEe if'p!J" to me, unci vheii I fails I assigns jha-70 been o.niek37 relieved, nnd in short tiiae "Then you lost by lite 7!., SoroLniips,Uicoding at the I.imjvChronic il',.ir- i:c- Ii Chicago & North-Wester it'.icii-.tiAtism, Ciiroiiii' Diarrhoea, Cl:ronic Ovm-ntcy, CI,.)!IT I M-.j-t-'^. The only known specific for Epileptic Fits.^ot to him. Dot makes fair play, eh? I "Yas, kinder lo.it one way, i 'it in another 'i i.unio i:ac:c. t-'fiid cvfryv/iiorc. Seu i. i.*r:i .h:cl to i. S. .if.. jCirAlso for Spasms and Falling Sicknes3.*=S3i |rnicE, $i. LioriDOttbDIIY, SOLD BY. carcfiisTs. doa'n go much on some mans who goes '0 il- Xiy can sca by mail 1 got my tea for four cents a Nervous Weakness quickly relieved and cured. .:i il audi'iiciiiitt. I pack on his brudder." trv, vs tlmlt moat I HrVilvV.Ty *s tlio p. und b-ss than Jackson sells it, and I WETJ.8,HICirAS,D30N & Co., Burliup-ton Vt Equalled by none in delirium of fever.tea '.\vdt.::s s..!. here OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE X"3"Neutralizos germs of disease and sickness. teli you lour cents don't o-row on "verv '.vs that S!iriiian The Liberty of the Press. Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. And the i-J,Eii i :ul.-iy p':re tr.d this.!.-!''HW.*' HIrcrt Alios. vT^&^SJssi^, "ii I'anii will raakc i!f!'. iB.vi'ko Shr:rS-.i Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. aiTEB.STATES FAST FilAfL ROUTE 0".v!irf, or ttiit by luaSl lUr fj itiior-ataii-a "We haven't any further need of Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds.***?.* Otrea1: Tuoroughfara from and to The Secret of Popularity. Id is the tit four services," said the managing editor JKrPcrmancntly andpromptly cures paralysis. I3Do "STOU. T7^7"a,rxt Yes, I is a charming and healthful Aperient. of a city chxily- to a reporter who Au Austin man who was a candidate And all povnt3in I-lovthom JnUuin, Central, Kill3 Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. had been at work only a week. En'jSorn ana Northwestem Iowa, for a certain political office, badly Changes bad breath to good, removing cause. "THE HOME. HO W TO MAKE AND KEEP Wisconsin, Norhhyra Michigan, Minnesota, "That rather sudden, isn't it?" replied beaten at the polls bv one whom we IT."31 r8 Henry Ward Boechor'e latest and iT^-Routs biliousness and clears complexion. H(fiti!4 Manitoba-, Central and best book. It is a work that evry wife, the startled reporter. "Haven't Charming resolvent and matchless laxativc.-)a will designate as Brown. Tho next Nov thorn JW.'i Colorado, Wyoming, OF ALL every mother and every housekeeper ought to TJ-_\!i, Tdaiio, Lion tana, Nevada, It drives Sick Headache like the wind.**!! I done al! I had to do?" day the defeated candidate strolled into havo. Practical common-sense, useful overy clay, Ct-fvr.ia, Oyrijon, Washington Territory", C2T*Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates. "You have done the work, but. not IT TOUCUJM EVZKT SXV-SKISSCK IN THB IATT O^ a saloon where ho owed a considerable IT TOUCHJ EVER EXV-EKISSC I N TH E LIF E P.iitlJi. Columbia. China, Japan, Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.-\I"?, Ch Inlands, Australia. New THE TRUE WOMAN Beautifully bound and ver very attractive the S.mdv.\ Beautifully bound and properly, sir." bill, and. with au air of deep dejection, Restores life-giving properties to tho biood.'O. :i tractive. Prices, cloth, gold and silver sides, Prices cloth gold and silver sides new Krnlmifl, raid all principal points tho "What's wrong?" called for a toddy. After 13 guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders.-^! a style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 $2.25 gilt KORT(3, NORTHWEST and WEST. edge $2.75. Specimen pages sent free to an S5p*Reliable when all opiates fail.-^a any addre'ss "Well, you wrote up Mrs. Parvenue's drinking it, he remarked to" the barkeeper: dress. Soldonlv by subscription. Agouta With its ov/n linos it traverses North Sold only by subscription Agout a wanted Refreshes tho mind and invigorates the body. 4 ball, and there was not a word about FOB MAN AND BEAST. era ILLINOIS, Central and Northern everywhere. Terms very liberal. Cnres dyspepsia or money refunded.-^tv it being a brilliant affair." aow.-i, WISCONSIN, Northern MIC13I- "Don't you feel sorry that I was defeated SPECIAL OFFER FO 3 0 DAYS.Any snbwho C5FEndorsed in writing by over fifty thousand fi\S, r.HN.VKSOTA, and Central DAKO- sends us 6 ycarlyeubscribers to "The Housekeeper," "That's just what it wasn't." yesterday?" For more- than a third of a century th I Leading physicians in U. S: and F-nrope.-ffia TA. I offers tho traveler all accora- at 50 centa each, or 12 trial subscribers i vtV lUicxicun Mustang I^lnlment has been 1 h/ 'i::.-cg4 "'1'iie lady, sir, takes several copies Leading clergymen in U. S. and Europc.Diseases F. "Not a blamed bit," replied the vivacious GUAM'Sntcos 7 rnocVuions mat can offered sny at 25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, known to millions allover the world as railroad. Its train service equals that of tho blood own it a conqueror."=?D5, we will eend a copy of "The Home," postpaid, of this paper, ami her husband has his saloon-keeper. the only safe reliance for the relief of! Snpcrioritj sis, Tor oaaty of Fin TVt OL any roadthehwspee is a great a by mail. This offer is good only 30 davs from the For sale by all leading druggists. $1.50.-" priming dom* in our office, and ordinary accidents and pain. I is a medicine "But, (.Um't you see, if I had been OL' Action. W' i comfort and safety will permitthe date of this paper, after which time "The Home" For testimonials and circulars send stamp. I above prico ana praisethe beat it a r_u *k close connections in union depots struction tuf.'y common sense should teach vou elected I could have paid you my bar can be had only through our authorized agents. lil.:'.. ind. For every form of external pain at junction and terminal points with il-UJB. 3 LEOAJt-1 T& 8 Dr. S. A. Richmond M, Go.3 CAT The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of A2L." I L''_..': Props., to understand your, duties und"r "the bill, but now you will have to wait on the loading railroad3 of tho West and the book in each neighborhood. Each copy will MEXICAN r(j25 Ve ft tt. "Tcccpli.. 3Lfo_. ADDKE-S.- Northwest, end offer to those tLat uso circumstance.-.:." S Tecctih. me a spell."' create a demand fer nnndreds more. them mm s.* G.-y'J1S r.Ir.i ::":a "But "Yes, that's all eight enough," said BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO., aci SPEED, CGK8FORT AND SA-FETY llicn. DET Minneapolis Minn. the saloon-keeper, "but if you had been "No excuse is necessary, sir. Then A CHICAGO it makes close connection elected Brown would have"been defeated, you brought in an article on the arrest with nU otli av railroads at tht city. I Mustang Liniment is -without an equal. THE CELEBRATED ami Brown owes me twice as big a of young Mr. Fresh for drunkenness. I runs IM!.A(KSI/KMI'IN O CARS on I I penetrates Aeah and muscle 1 CHEESE SAFES. all through trains, IWftLou OARS its m^m^ii^vfk^i&i ||yku:,-: -....,:i jtne e-erjr bonemaking the coutinu-l bar bill as yours." His father is one of our patrons, and Diseases of tie Throat and Lnnes. principal routes, and NORTU-WKSTKHN lance of,pain and Inflammation Impos-f we have sufficient independence to disregard "ureal Heavens! Can this be true? JOINING OAIW on its COUNCIL liHTFF.S (Patented.) I sible. It effects upon Human Flesh and and on its ST. VAUL and MINNEAPOLIS the wishes of the curious public the Brute Creation aro equally vronderIful. Alas, too late I have discovered the secret through day express trains. Th Mexican AYER& to get an item of news when our patrons of Brown's popularity! lie probably -TB.er^q I diseases of the pulmonary ''t MUSTANG If you wish the T?est Traveling Accommodations V.~* organs a safe are 3n:erosted in its suppression." owes all the'saloons and everybody you will buy vour Tickets Lxzo ~j tA by this route AND' WILL TAKE KONE and reliable remedy is in town, and they were all anxious "J understand W'.H ^un iAni's Easily, SurpaBS all others INS- OTIIKI:. invaluable AYEVS to get their pay. Give me another "No you don't, for you wrote Mr. For rates for single or round trip Cui Longer Grass. CiiF.iiiiY PECTORAL is AND ARE tickets cud for full Infoi'mation in regard toddy. I'll try and make up for lost Jones'-obituary without saying he was such a remedy, and no I Liniment la needed somebody in C-.s: Mere Smoothly, to all p-irl.s of tho West, North and every house. Every day brings nows of I time, and when the next election comes a distinguished citizen of'large influence otliexsoeminctitly merits TKEBSST Northwest, write General Paasengsr Less Liable to Obstruction, the agony of an awful scald burn the confidence of oil' I'll be neck and neck with him, if Agent, at Chicago, II!. and a man of great goodness of Require Less Repairs, subdued, of rhenmatla martyrs restored, he public. I is a seientilie All Coupon Ticket Agent3 sell Tickets not a little ahead."Taxis Sifiiiujs. heart." or a valuable horse ox| More Easily Adjusted. by tins L,ino. combination of saved by tho healing power of this "I thought he was another kind of J, D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, the medicinal principles And tho Most Durable. LINIMENT Gen. "un/r. Sd Vice-rrcc aud Lieu.ilanasrar and curative virtues IN FACT LEADS TH E WORLD. On a pane of glass in a window of a vV. STFNI-TETT, of the finest drugs, "You mustn't think. The independent icii ri3s. Agt., Chicago dwelling in Argyle, Washington county, EVERY MOWER WARMNTFO. chemically united, of spirit of the press is not to be N. Y., is an excellent likeness, photographed SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. such power as to insure Chuap lishedAfrents.SriOtt governed by reportorial thought, sir. which speedily cnres Soch ailments ofI the greatest possible by lightning, of an old lady I'.lnl -tio i: 170 extra frn- LLOYD, SUPPLEE *WALTON the HUMAN FLESH as I Did yov. think when you wrote of Mis* efficiency and uniformity S1TAIL GSOCEES, ATTENTION! seated near the window during a storm Rheumatism, Swellings, tiff] of results. I strikes Angdine Shoddy's departure to the seaside recently. PECTORAL. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns .BUY NONE 1 HAVSNONKI USBNONBIII BUT at the foundation of all without referring to her as the and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. pulmonary diseases, affording prompt relief Site Sprains, Poisonous Bites and A Hoy's Sharp Tight With an Eagle. charming and accomplished dauglltot and rapid cures, and is adapted to patients of Stings, Stiffness, Iameness, Old ^or sale generally by the wholesale woodenwjtre 155 Baatdolp5iSt-, CZZ'sl of one of our most select families?" any age or either sex. Being very palatable, While rowing on the -Thames River, Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, ndgrocery dealers. If yourjobbercaanotsupplv S'pcel.-.ltyEsiahl^V.ed A r. I ,r.d. i 1 l'-:-i!ogto Cur9 "Who said 3he was the Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and the youngest children take it readily. jyau, send your orders direct to us. i.ui. Cures ail l'rlvat-.i.Nti voa.-, lilt. half way between Norwich and New eUti-io sad Jflowe?- r-ced Indeed every form external disease. L. rinarydlseases froiiiYontl-fn! ii'il. ordinary Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, .oft "Do you have to hear what othei il London, Connecticut, Frank Crandall, lie E. T. Barnurn Wire & Iron Works. I heals without scars. cesses and cxiiosure:., jiVdiiuein Ne last .-.ti.-.i need not wiiie tor it. All tv_-. -nt lion. my| Bronchitis, Influenza, Clergyman's fVOIt: people say in order to know your business? establiihiae.u warranted to be both fresh am! m:e u= name, For the BRUTE CREATION It cures hv.Lost ?.ianliood,rttw:Jasu im oi ca!^ a Montville lad, had a rare adventure! Sore Throat, Asthma, Croup, and Catarrh, DETKOIT.MICH. so tar, tr.et shuuld it prove (.'therwfce, I z^ree xcv.W the Sexualiituilon Diseases. Cail or vriie, fa!1 Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints,! svn optO' Who told you that Mr. Bottle, '..)iiK and opinion fror Tee order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed is one of Pounding a wooded promontory, he the effects of AYER'S CHERRY PEC- Medicineccnitn'ieii! Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Diseases, .unt!aI,3:i 'o,scientific. eoi thcrnoit extensive to he found ir. any Ainrrican catalogue, the councilman, was a rough? Don't teve TOR AL are magical, and multitudes are an saw just ahead of him a great l.ird in Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, i and a large part of it is of nvon s:rcwi i. A then orlc'.nallutr-jJuci-/ of I2ry Ohio snrt nurhunk 3 nually preserved from serious illness by its you know his iniluence is worth money Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind-1 the water furiously lushing the waves fotatoca. Saerlilsrliccil Karljr Corn, the Iliiliburd id SaI ils, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone,! time ly and faithful use I should be kept to this paper?" (qnath, alurfclcheutl CtiUlnift:-, l'liSaupj'Aellcloy, WBiGHTS iHOlAH VaGETABLE PlLlS upon I .tor oi othur new V-j-e-aiilss i ir.vite ih .,s:ron with its wings, lie pulled rapidly to 1 Sores, Poll Evil, Film and a at hand in every household for the pro* "I wasn't, aware that age of the tiul'lic. In the ^ant-ni a..-', on t:.c fines of| the Sight and every other ailment I the spot and found that it was an eagle taction it affords in sudden attacks. I those who plmit se'd will he iVit:-. i r.iy I est advcrt:"o- & to which the occupants the! "Of course you were not aware of J- -OrftOfy, :l.:ir.lei. jtii. M-:.R struggling to rise, while some objectfin Whooping-cough aud Consumption Stable and Stock Yard are liable. I Jsmo3 'J7T:r^'~i~77^:ril t^tJ.ji.'j tv. there ii no other remedy so efficacious, anything! If you were, you might be the river kept it down. As the place The Mexican Mustang rlnln3nt| soothing, and helpful, always cures and nover (Ussppolnta useful to us. No, sir you are not the was near the shore aud the water siiai Low prices are inducements to try some and it Is, positively, kind of a man we need. We want a low, Crandall leaped ove board and attempted Arid ai3 BiSious Complaints the many mixtures, or syrups, made of cheap THE BEST man not to know what he knows, and to capture the bird. A desperate and ineffective ingredients, now offered, S-id'o (o take, lieinr nur-'Iy vosotablo no gvi\r know what he does not know. The which, as they contain curative qualities, struggle ensued. The eagle iuy J'riccajcu. All DrusKlsts. can afford only temporary relief, and are bberty of the press is not to be trifled struck at him with his wings and beak, OF ALL rtNdL sure to deceive and disappoint the patient. with by irresponsible reporters who uttering shrill cries, while it vr.iniv endeavored ESTABLISHED LINIMENTS Diseases of" the .throat aud lungs demand think, nor is its freedom to be restricted NINETY-EIGHT YEARS to extrieate its talons 'from active and effective treatment and it is dangerous For thO MERCHANT on our New Plan JPR0F.HARRI8' PASTILLE REMEDY by young men who Jet the actual facts the object that held it to the water. At experimenting with unknown and For the MARKET GARDENER I Vouns 31en and others who Buffr, in a case interfere with the requirements cheap medicines, from the great liability that 8 last the lad threw himself on the i ird, from Nervous and Physical Debit. For th PRIVATE FAMILYa Prematuro Exhaustion and these diseases may, while so trifled with, of the occasion. You can get Frma bearing it under water, and xhc.n ilun their many gloomy consequences, Qlwoaonourow 'Crown hyfrnrff become deeply seated or incurable- Us a 'are quickly aud radically cured. your pay, sir, by calling at the office," it into the boat, clambering in and fal Tlia Ilcmsdy is put P in hozs. Ko. 1 (lasting a month), 3, FOB MAN OB BEAST. AYKR'S CHERRY PECTORAL, and you may I-.o. 2 (encuyh to effect a cure, unless in severe cases,) 951 Ho. V~ Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O ALL. ing upon it. St.h the eagle i'ought confidently expect the best results" I is a l!:nt!t]g three months), $7. Sent by mall in plain wrappers. THIS MAGNETIC BELT 13 hard, but Crandall threw a pieceof Directions for lulnj nrrompnnj each Box. Pamphletdeserrt standard medical preparation, of known and t-: TTSHCII4NTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. liiij tliis (Usease and modo of euro scat scaled on applicaU A vVord to Barbers, WABRAQTED TO CBBE^rfl .icknowledged curative powe r, and is as (AVID LAMSBETH&SONS.SEED GROWERS,PHiLA0ELPMiA sail-cloth over it and succeeded in cheap as its careful preparation and nne A face well lathered is half shaved. winding his stout anchor rope around W" eai.c ingredients will allo w. Eminent physicians* trithout medicine ol.ac'., 1,1, tad, c* After you have thoroughly soaped its legs. itn:b, iiiTvoun t'.uhi ?i debility. knowing its composition, prescribe it in their (Dr. La Barge, ^Ueuaiutioin, ,nrj .-t.i. asa^ulsi your customer's face, seize him by the practice. The test of half a centu ry has (fsiTCCESaOeB TO Then the lad examined his capture esoi Ei:o kl!i:cyn,*3lnul J!scsea t'or^-d I* vcr. gtiut. In diseases ofli Blood Skin and liones.Scrvons ileWuTr, nose, and begin operations. This enables HiUt'.ual ca:is:.i im\otmcy, wtt:m proven its absolute certainty to cure all pulmonary zienvt, Jr.^.otcaCT, Oi pnia Weakness, Oonorrliwc, Syphilitic and and saw that each of the eagle's talons eaee, riys^e^l: :a:\nlv.i\on, f!7!.' :rur!a Affertlons. Scientific trcntaieat sale nnd sura complaints not already beyond the him to breathe through his ears. was deeply imbedded in the back of a FOB. is icdiP'. Defcrmitlcs Treated. Call or write for list oi reach of human aid. It is considered very unprofessional fiuo.tiona to be answered by those dc3irinjr treatmentbymaU. LANTH, for ALL CROPS, for ALL When any de!ii ft7 of theflrtK-'^sJATTV large bluetish. In the conflict with the .'a !'erK,i snfTcrlng froi Ituptrro shoittd send their address,^ -v., ,iTF.S. AH aro teitod only the bet sent out occurs, lost vittii:--. lav I: ofiwrve fr for a barber to brush his customer's x^nndloarn something to their adrantagc. Itisnotatruss.^ boy the bird had beateu each fish into (Iraiii nn (rm Seed Manual History and best meipfxl -acting weal.:. ssi., ,i:,tl Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., whateveriV.'jfo iU ili-r:i Aodreai Iir. C. L. LaBAROE, ires't and Physician In (hares coat. If the boy happens to be absent ^Hof culture of Grains, Koot Crops, ftrasses. Fodder Crops, lm-r AI nnture, fion cav.sp tl au almost shapeless pulp, but. the sharp ibntral Hod.ftSurg. Institute, 020 Locv.tt St. Lo-ls, Mo, ij-.m of Majm /li VKantinp, etc. only lOr-ts. Jnn./ul Catalogue and I'nc* Llt vi r^*y by use In thousands POOR SEZOS. fixed in their let the customer brush his own coat. accessor to Dr. Butts'Dispensary. Established 80 Years, f-Jsevera thonfiand varieties, FREE .:i!ti-OKtor tiirr.t io jicnVt':Vl-ti 1 Practical and Analytical Chemists, f*7 Of cases. Founded on claws were still tightly :v** 3RAnMi SIBLE=Y Mini \f O. i & CO. CHICAGOJII. RXhester.NX scientific medical principles, Never fail to remind a man that his i-i.MJ:3.Dou thijr.i p'i-.'ic" backbones. It is supposed that the Lowell, Mass. it has been gro-.v- head is full of dandruff. A tonsorial ing In favor and reputation eagle descended into a large, closely THlNd 0?Iltl'TTI 0fOMriB*' while ltsnnnierous competitors have invariably SOLD 15Y AM. IKi UCilST3 EVKKYWUERE- artist who neglects this plain duty FOHl'RnrtViKVINO.UESTOllINQAND huddled school of blucfish, and, contrary lalled. The direct application of this remedy to Ittautil'yliiB the Complexion. doesn't know any more about his business LIVE AftBHTS WANTED. tlie seat of the disease makes Its specific Influence to its intentions, struck two fish i?0S KSUOVIMQ SUNBUAN, TAN, fSICXUS, 2i2m2.ite*ili felt -without delay. The natural functions of the than a barber. PlMPLM. HlLLOWNBie, BLOTCHES. SC Wcll3.Bic{iardscii He ^o'3 instead of a single one. The double human organism are restored. The animating elements Ol'IMf08OFM0Tj:LADIS8. of life which have been wasted are given Always keep on your table a .x LOTTAItli the vrj bestprepusttonfoi capture was too heavy ballast for au PERFECTED back. The buoyant enengy of the brain andmuscular tbifacethnti CTtruBail.lnow usenoother I.AD'EgAGMIT K'4^iS^- months' old copy of the Police Gazette CI.AKA LOUISA KJCLXOGOItflfMae To sell Dr. Chase's Recipes or information fur system renders the patient cheerful he galni easy rise, and in the struggle the win's nt-ed?edcolor theyer.rround. The isreestButter Bnvcrsrerornmend its ntg 5fcQIreaBntterthea plenjuretoaddmjname totbellitoftnoee strength with rapidity. everydody, in every co.mty in the United States and also a cpy of the Fireside Companion. -nhereoomuiend rour Liquid Pearl,** and of the eagle became soaked with water, Thousands of Dalryr.i.n SiiylTJS PEUFIiCT. Used by all tlie best Crcsmeri 93. Awuidcdthe Into* ABSOWITiAL GUP? y.iTZr\ NERVOUS DEBILITY, organic -weakness, and lr3 the latliractton It has afforded me. ind Cannda. Enlarged by the publisher to 648 drutrpistormcrcfiantf rit or write to ask what HJa.whal national Diploma at ET. T. Dairy Fair. Aslc vour These two publications are 'he 1.1QCID FCAKLbu beenteceiTedby numerous obscure diseases, butning theskiilol 10 THE LAIilESs j'rf'vl.cr.*. and then escape was impossible.New ges. It continue over 2.000 household recipes WELLS,, UICIIAaOSOJi A CO., Proprietors, P-urliorton, VU ti costs, -who nsesi where to get I tbelulimof alloounttiee wlth'the litsheet best physicians, result for youthful indiscretion, indispensable to every well regulated and is suited to all classes and conditions of so,c4- .marki of appreciation Oaly 00 cmve a York Ti'^cs. too free indulgence, and over brain work. WTTl-l. lolrt tj all DrucfWtsft ty. A wonderful book and si household nec$si- barber shop. Do not temporize while such enemies lurk iu i:.i? I Exnmiatlo)i,IT*pcpaIn,c ik itfr**.* :c:. v. It stills at sight. Greatest inducements ever your system. Take a remedy that has cured thousands, If you have been eating onions and Kldtnora. iicaauch ort.'otd let: iffcred to book aireits. Sample copies ent by and does not interfere with you attention cak Ankle*, or Swollen .Feci, an Al Ic, ire Mrs. McVapid, of Austin, is considered to business or cause any pain or Inconvenience. nail, postpaid, for $2.00 Exclusive territory drinking gin be frank with your customer The BTJYEH3* GTJTDE, NO. 5 and a pair of Magnetic Foot Batteries ha _:-. supe- i a AnatomicalIiinitratiom,-which Hisrc-nv is TAZ :i::n sn: AJ.? at USOWLEDGE Stn for a Dttcriptlre Famphlrt jirinj L'ivon. Agents more than double tlieir money. in the re'ief. and cure of all theno JOJ: \a\r\ 34, Fall and Winter, 1883, very obtuse by those intimately acquainted and tell him so. Otherwise ho will convince tho moit icrptical /a.-,-':--. -oai-ry & powerful majjnetio force i ii i-u^i ^1 tit'-, t^. j-vi Address Dr. Chase Steam Printing llouso, Ann JSSu^Ica) Oitcc-.oiJ.h.tJpi'ii'si ?ew Work 1 gives wholesale prices direct that thr can be reetornd to perfect manliooU, and with hex\ One morning she -disease. may think it is the sewer. Arbor, Michigan. De 12, 83 fitted forthe duties of life, time a* sever aifecttd. For Lame BacV, Wcnknoiocf ihr S iao F:ii* scldONXiTbytha) I io consumers on everything called to her little boy, who was playing If, while cutting hair and watching a Sentfree to anyone, Baatedr ttifcof tho womb, ltiicrrhii, Clirm^c lt:itui: i:si:". GOLD?foroyael you uso, cat, drink, wear, or -tlon and Ulceration of the Woiaib, Indd-ntal J'^IK in the front yard: for th working class. Send 10 con's KARRIS REMEDY GO.r^F'G.CHEMISTS. dog fight on the street at the same .SSSSB1 orrhagepr Flooding, Polnfc!, Suopriweud. aud irTecular s-i postase, and we will mail you free, have fun with. Tells how Menatrnatlon, Uarrenuoc, nvA chana" o- "Tommy, go down* to the grocery time, you find that your shears come to 306 N. ICih. SI. ST. LQUeS, ftSQa valuable box of sample goods JJfc, this Is the Best Appliance and Cu.-ativ AC. to order with exact cost, 210 pageslarge ,W:rv RatMoS. Btore and bring me a pound of starch. VI an abrupt stop, neglect the dog fight that will put you in the way of leaking JIGOVH. 4BItoBtViirer'r rt ?3. tw atstts 53, ih?3 asatho 81 v,1 A i- c-J i tect ure ones 3,300 illustraticiiS a whole For all forms of Female Ilflleltte it :.e an.-r.- more money in a few days than you ever haven't got time to go down to for a moment. Otherwise you may cut 'Ki:i-,A.ti -(,.,l.i.']iit!ito,ln. 5aed by anything berore invented, both ss a jati*getandaaa8ourceof thought possible at any bnsiness. Capital not required. picture gallery. Contains information powerand vl'.n'.i^ticn. i \\.i\.:\r. ,.il Krie.Na- the grocery and get a pound of starch. off somebody's ear. We will start you. You can work all I tho BEST. Ko preparation. jrrioeot either Belt wltnMajrnetloFoctBatri*E, SI i. Vil li -!ii:.. 1--H-: l-'islit-r, .Mobile gleaned from the markets of the world. Used *ith any clean pen for mark* aantby express CO. D.,ond examination ailowe.i.'irl the time or iu spare time only. The work is uni It's most school time, now." PAYSQNS liuv, A I'V'iiui in When a man comes in whom yor? .!KV-. 'ihu Lives mid laallonreealptofprlcc. In ordering,send n-.eur.u. No other price-book in existence contains incr any fabric. Popularfordecora- versally adapted to both sexes, young and old. W.')ki |).,:-!i.: ..'!..fn:ii.ii.w^,lVrry "Is that so?" said Mrs. Me Vapid,with -waist and slae of shoe. Renilth-inos can be &iade in know to be a stranger, always ask him stlvevurk on linen. Received Cen- FivivuMt -.id c,t:- You can easily earn from 50 cents to $5 every evening. il M'.-.i *-.in I .-H Mubtcrs as much information. Sent free toany ad- rsrtey. sent lit letter at ourri-k. 3r4yK,.B4 Oivyers tli tc-T.i^UJV.WASj & Diploma. underclothing, 'not arct ti, Kr ot5c.t iSi' a troubled look, then brightening That all'who want work may test the business, if he "has a cup?" He will say no, of xheUagnetoa Garments aro adapted to ci: agei'. ai- K.ti w.iiSOjcsrs, Sold by all dresjtuponreceiptofpcstage(7cte). Letu xstiso :cl.3. tL.-y Or. .J r#-.' ibllitl) (IIM we make this unpare lied oft'er to all who ,J* up she added: "Well, then, run down jist=.lJUtiO!ierj .i Sews Agt'a. 1 */.-M course but his manner will indicate 7*? '.i! -"onderfu'. hear from you, or visit us when in our city. are uotwell satb-fied we will send $1 to pay the by old reco-'* and get only half a pound." a like tlie nany Galvanic raid Kits',rt^,If *r f2c extenJvel sad .hcui i that he is pleased. As a rule none .but trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, Near Exposition Buildings. Respectfully, vTlUl All ELSE FAILS. ivArtl ".'I ,'^-.f '-i-iott Taper **THI VEST CHEAPEST." and y-- nr. i .-.v-.- -?Ki Tommy complied with the compromise, etc., sent free. Fortunes will be made by st p-S Syrup. TMtes good. and i..n %3. 'e .-i fast. bankers, brokers, statesmen and cdi- MONTGOMERYWARD& CO a^eworaatallaeaKonsof theyoar mil u'. Boidbydrsnists. these who ive the irwho'e time to the work. liriiSAl.*'"iUWSI0N8 was late at school, and his teacher to, fcjul* iu the l^,y of a privat. .^.THRESHERS SH i'icat success absolutely sure. Don't delay. Start 3^g* Without lUdlesnc, with tho la^naa ot U*.:* GEp Clover Hillen took the starch out of him with a Jtddru* J. S,.SkC ::L? A CO., rMUtt'a,Pa, tow. Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine: nip -Philadelphia .aU -s5!lSsS IPE"MAGNETON Asm J-ISCT. T!i .7 6c 880 Wabash A venae, Chicago, Hi aectloaa.) Write-rj,-'Wl. uiu.Pe_ Dec 1 1881 Cinolasafiti, Ottto. Cltiit'au, lis.. uA i JLW ItT shingle.Texas Siftinqa. toTh Aultmia 'xayic Co, gjuuAelL 18 State t, .?.r-.j i% i. *"y^^ JS^OULT1)!]. 11*-' ^M i 7^-f i^liy^L i-fjm ttTJBfflfiffiiffr"^^ -MuSftrwin iW8&*&'