^Jl,m UIJHHIUUJIiaiL mm NE W ULMHEVIEW WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1883 Present Power. THE GREATGERMAN him up, and walked him around, and WIT AHD HUMOB. CATARWH ELYS at last saved his life, although they declared REMEDY HCREAM BALM he had all the symptoms of English "iminoristp'' ha\ jn-t ciuglil FOR PAIN. pyaemia, strychnine poisoning, normal up with the mother-in-law joke. temperature, Asiatic cholera morphine baa gained an iable To Morrow a tonq Way Off When reputation wherei er The man who expects to got an anpoisoning, rapid pulse, and terrific respiration, other preparations.Ai Help is Wanted To-Day. swer through a telephone is the victim Believe* and enrea and several other awful article or undoubted of a hnllocination. RHEUMATIS M, merit Is coinenien' things. However, an analysis of the and cleanly It cause? cake showed that it contained no substances There is a father in Pittsburg mean no pain not sneezing Neuralgia, Pom foil in never in a Imiry. Pain absolutely poisonous in themselves, IT IS HOT A LI- enough to call hir daughter Misen, because Sciatica, Lumbago, but having been made by the anil MHtii-w are in hot li isle It is to she loves compan\ QUID OR SNUFF BACHACHIS, bride, to the best of her ability and experience, the "fiiend in nenr'Ute fneml who Sad jest by a policeman ith a large HEADACHE, TOOTBACHI, the cake was enough to kill ilors Homnlhinfi now that tho old Apply by the finger SORE THROAT, family "Yes, I'm a cop, and I've many into the nostrils It a river and harbor bill. The mau was will be abiorbed, efrecuially little copies." Lomavtifo Jotimaf. QUI NBV. BWHtLINflft HIIJ* p'iyi Hie eomnhi/iPiifc heiag very young or he would have known cleansingtt 'It is said that Fioutje .spends ten MPBAINS, for Infants and Children! betterT CPVCD nasal passages of ca and would have say^d, the Cftko hom* a day in the library Ho must Sorert*iir Cult, Bruise*, 'BTW lari-bal vlrtia, causing i Be the "constant! reader' who writes to kill laramnlug with aifiUhi Bfitretisnsi ItaiittyBinflamfttion protect* keen thfe snfffciei in iiispfnse is the s.i- pr0m0te i Mi msmumiiiii iinmiiDi me lieao rrpm nQumojiai "Caet04iaissowelladaptedtochildrenthat I Castorla cures Colic, Constipation, aD( S,eep' ajBNS, vAlilB to much for the newspapers lent excellence of VA NEON'S CAP- iana, completely neais the sorts and restores tli Stomachg,VC9 I recommenditas superiortoanyprescription I Sour Diarrhoea, Eructation And all other bodily achtj The Liberty of the Pre3s. sense of taste and pmell. Beneficial results ar Mark Twain advised that a gentleman CINE POROUS PLASTERS. The pains. 8 known to me ILA ARCHER, JL I ^S lealized by a few applications "We haven't an\ further need of who is engaged in the leather FIFH CENTS I BOTTLE. .3 thorough I real men wilt cure, 111 So. Oxford S t, Brooklyn, N. Without injurious medication lilasteisof. other days- \vh ther poions your services," said the managing editor trade and who has purchased a grove Sold byallDrnnista and Unequaled for COLD in the HEAD, Headach oi otherwisesaid"Wait until QftGA* Dealers. Directions In 11 of a city daily to a leporter who and lawn should call it Hyde Park. and Deafness or any kind of mucous membiannl languages. Irritations Send for circulai By mail, prepaid to-morrow. W can piomtse nothing had been at work only a week. "You see that voting gentleman opposite The Charles A. Vofleler Co. "SOc a packagestamps received Sold by Chas it9" replied "That's rather sudden, isn't on the spur of the moment." But Eoos and ail druggists You should know lum. He (tweetitn to A VOOXLIS CO FLY BROTHERS, Druggists, Onejjo.Y. the startled reporter. "Haven't Raltlmera, Hd^ V. S. A JCEMTAURXINIMENT comes from a veryvold family" Indeed! pain umeheved, like hope defened, S 484 I done all I had to do?" and he so fresh!" maketh the heart sick. Benson's "You have done the work, but not Sportsman (after missing his tenth properly, sir." plasteis act on application. Ihey Guaranteed Strictly First Class. MMNEAPOLIS&ST.LOUIS R'Y rabbit): "I'll tell you what it is, Bagsteryour "What's wrong?" peime. sooth, waim ard heal ,c NEVE FAI rabbits are all two inches tor Beanty of Finish, Pipe like Tone. Superiority AKl) THB fc "Well, yon wrote up Mr3 Parvenue's "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE.' of Action Work and Thoroughness of COL too short hereabouts!" taming, as they do, chemicdl an A absolute cure for Rheumatism, Sprains, Pain i ball, and there was not a word about atruction they stand unnvalloJ. Somebody told Gen. Schenck that medical agents of the highe3t efficiency. ELIGANT CATALOGUES FSBE. it being a brilliant affair." the Back, Burns, Galls, &c. A Instantaneous Pain* the King of Dahomey had eight Queens AOOBESS WHITNEY ORGAN CO., Then motto is now, and tho genine "That's just what it wasn't." and the General abstractedly remarked relieving and Healing Remedy. Sole Manufacturers Royal Organs "The lady, sir, takes several copies have the wcrJ CAPCINE cu that it was a case of double dealing. DETROIT. MICH. of this paper, and her husband has his mm. the middle of each pl.istei. Price A little book just published is entitled, printing done in our office, and ordinary 50 cents. "How to talk." A copy should common sense should teach you 5*5 a HPOg)-- be placed in the hands of every barber to understand vour duties under the Stabuiy .t Johnson, Chemiftt., Ne THE J. I. CASE PLOW COMPANY, circumstances.'r in the land. Yoek. (CONQUEROR,) "But A million of bats are said to live in ifir \5fi "No excuse is necessary, sir. Then MANTJPACTTJBBH3 OP the dome of the court house at Brenham, KIDNEYS WORT! tfi ou brought in an article on the arrest ffitogCiiltivatoK Ga. What a bonanza for a baseball lis* of young Mr. Fresh for drunkenness. club. A SPECIFIC FOR IS A SURE CURE His father is one of our patrons, and A poet says: "Yesterday comes not." CaW.B6''si!- we have sufficient independence to disregard for all diseases of the Kidneys and Walkin jsS9,ffi^ He should tell us something we don't LIVER EPILEPSY, SPASMS, the wishes of the curious public Bis 2H8i know. What we are looking for is the tm to get an item of news when our patrons cn CONVULSIONS,FALLING SICKNESS, It lias cpeciflo aotlob on this most important return of week before last.Nomstown are interested in its suppression." organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and Sulk flows m^^ESBKHBSw^* flows Herald. ST. VITUS DANCE, ALCHOHOUSM, inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of "I understand the Bile, and by keeping the bowels in free A scientist says that in the moon a OPIUM EATING, SYPHILLIS, "No vou don't, for you wrote Mr. I condition, effecting its regular discharge. hickory-nut falling from a bough would Jones' obituary without saying he was SaJa miopia If you arc suffering from SCROFULA, KINGS EVIL, Stee flows crash through a man like a minnie-ball. IwlalCeTICIa malaria,have the chills, 8 a distinguished citizen of large influence 0 aro bilious, dyspeptic, or constipated, KidneyWort ^^BHES^^^^HBOT aftiaO That settles it. We shall never go to O Kg* Bg UGLY BLOOD DISEASES, DYSPEPSIA, a and a man of great goodness of 51 will surely relieve and quickly euro the moon to gather hickory-nuts. & In the Spring to cleanse tho System, every heart." NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, should take a thorough course of it. A lawyer was summoned as a witness Send for Illustrated Catalogues. "I thought he was another kind of 2rVsMS SOLD DRUCCIST8. Price SI. RHEUMATISM, NERVOUS WEAKNESS, in a certain case. The Judge, finding 11 sgoS i COMPANY. THE OA.SE: I:LOW KIDNEY-WORT that the witness was lying badly, "You mustn't think. The independent NERVOUS PROSTRATION, interrupted him, saying. "1 beg of you spirit of the press is not to be BRAIN WORRY, RLOOD SORES, to forget your profession for a moment governed by reportorial thought, sir. "Western "Whee Scraper Co. Nervous Exhaustion, and tell us the truth."Spanish Joke. id you think when you wrote of Miss BILIOUSNESS, GOSTIVENESS, i fc, Angeline Shoddy departure to the seaside cT Premature Decay, A oung man who sat upon a black SB KIDNEY TROUBLES AND IRREGULARITIES, without referring to her as the MANUFACTURERS OF .-H g**$ piece of iron in a blicksmith shop and Iioss of Manhood. TheOnlyPractical & DurableWheeledScrapers. charming and accomplished daughter unceremoniously sprang seven feet in ,W$1.50 per bottle.'W Hltf3Se Th abore Is a correct map of the of one of our most select families?" the air with a wild shriek of despair, An 80-page Cloth-bound Book of Advice to ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Young or Middle-aged Men.wlth prescriptions For testimonials and circula send stamp "Who said she was the sa\s he don't think much of Hot for Self-treatment by a Regular Physician The Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Co., Props., tnd 1U immediate connections Through Trains dailj "Do vou have to hear what other a a\l ET aT a7 on receipt of two three-cent Springs as a health resoit Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. mm OSfclW I tlmtaa iom ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, mpi Addreaa people say in order to know your business? St. ToaepH, 3o. (11) itB We noticed a legular stream of people T. WILLIAMS A. CO.. MILWAUKEE, Wis. Correspondence freely answered by Phjaiciuna. Without change, connecting with all lines Who told you that Mr. Bottle, passing this oflice Wednesday and Hold by all PraggiBtg. EAST and SOUTHEAST. the councilman, was a rough? Don't Their Double Bottomed, All Steel JH supposed there was a funeral up street. \z\il The only line running Through Cars between you know his influence is worth money Drag Scraper* A, Railroad & Town* We hctttd later that Miller's cider-mill tiS-OTSvCl/RE FOR i MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa to this paper?" Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. was in operation.Caledonia Advertiser. Through Trains between CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. sS*J "I wasn't aware that A P-*st Couth Syrup Tastes good MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, t'jeintirue Boldbydruggtata. connecting in Union Depot for all Points South and "Of course you were not aware of The Home Journal says "a really vouchwest Close connections made with St l, THE CELEBRATED anything! If you were, you might be Oyo,uFall,n and St A Duluth Railroads, from and to all nice and true hearted girl never tells i olntR North and North West useful to us. No, sir you are not the BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. IteHEMBRR! PULLMAN PALACE SLXUPINO anyone but her mother when she rekind of a man we need. We want a Satisfaction Guaranteed. f'Ars on all night Trains Through Tickets and bag The BUYERS' GUIDE, NO jects an oft'er of marriage. She ruthlessly i (Ineked to destination For time tables, rate oi (Patented.) man not to know what he knows, and fit. ttc tall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address 34 and Winter, 1883, sacrifices the pleasure of "talking know what he does not know. The H. BOYD. Send for CATALOGUES to gives wholesale prices direct him over" with her chums It costs a Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. liberty of the press is not to be trifled to consumers on everything great deal of self-denial to be "nice." WESTE RN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant. Iowa. with by irresponsible reporters who use cat, drink, v, ear, or Ayer's "Why aie you so exorbitant in your think, nor is its freedom to derestricted have fu with Tells how prices'* asked a man of a merchant. "CLARK JOHNSON' S by young men who let the actual facts to order with exact cost, 216 pageslarge "Well," he replied, "I got into the ones 3,300 illustrations a whole in a case interfere with the requirements Hair Vigor, habit of charging double price for picture gallery. Contains information of the occasion. You can get everything when I kept a hotel at Hot gleaned from the markets of the world your pay, sir, by calling at the office," Springs, and find it impossible to break No other price-book in existence contains 1 I SPi as much information Sent free to any address myselt of it."Arkansatv Traveller. )THC( Marriage Becoming Popular. FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS Chicago& North-Western upon receipt of postage (7 cts) Letus A St. Louis girl stole nineteen trade Indian Blood Syrup The British House of Lords at its hear from you, or\ lsit us when in ourcitvNear NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. dollars and concealed them in her last session rejected a bill permitting a Railwavy is the Exposition Buildings Respectfully OallmMr 4s 4-Vt.sv mouth, and even then had jaw room widower to marry his dead wife's OLD ESTABLISHED FASeTSHORT ROUTE LIN Ir is a most agieeable diessing, which MONTGOMERY WARD & CO enough left to sass the officer who came MAIL E Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, BETA1L GBOCERS, ATTBNTION! sister. This subject comes up every TU?s And th at onco haimless and effectual, for preseituig to arrest her so vigorously that his hair RW7F 7 & 229 Wabash Aveniu,. htcnao, ill year, and while it passes the Commons Bowels^ Kidneys, Skin and Bloeg* BUYNONKI HAVBNONSI UsaNoiialll Btrs jumped up and kicked his regulation tTie haii. It lestores, with the by large majorities, it is annually defeated The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. CHICAGOo Millions testify to its effioaoy in healing cap oil. gloss ami freshness of youth, faded or gray, It lath Great Thoroughfare from and by small majorities by the &aLYOK&"riEALY For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwaro San Clemente, an island near Venice light, and led haii, to a nch brown, or deep the above named diseases, and pronounoe Lords, temporal and spiritual. The and grocery dealers. If yourjobber cannot supply has a lunatic asylum containing 1,000 S Jt. S r"ro S Cmcigo. debate on the motion brought out some jrou, send your orders direct to us. black, as may be desued. By its use thin it to be the And all points Northern Illinois, Central, i I I .i 1 I a .llrM.tl.ir women, the majority of whom were curious statistics. It seems that marriage The E. T. Barnum Wire& IronWorks. li.m is thickened, and baldness often BA?4D CA'ALOCUE, Eastern and Northwestern Iowa. TRADE MABK. BEST RBMI1DY KNOW N TO MAN. brought there by unhappy love. This is once more a popular institution Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, lot ,v, though not always cuied. It checks falling DETROIT. MICH. i lb .p. ItelU, JDahota, Manitoba, Central and is the saddest news we have heard for in Great Britain. Twenty-five i Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. i I.U Cu| I aim.. of the hau immediately, and causes a new Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Mm Pr i \lj H-'I Mff and a long time. Poor things! We spent years ago the middle-class Englishman UUh, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Ibl 11* I O ttau K.ptlrkig giowth in all cases wheie the glands aie about a 3 ear in Venice.Philadelphia IfAGENTS WANTED.-?*! California, Otegon, Washington Territory, Milcri. I iloh lii Inttruction and E i was reluctant to marry. One of the lu-t A lr audi, *ud a British Columbia, China, Japan, not decayed while to biashy, weak, or Call. popular songs of that day was, "Why CliUlt^* ifc MlU.Gb the Sandwich Islands, Australia, Jfetv PARSONS' -PILLlS Laboratory 7? W. 3dSt, New York City. Druggists sel it HattK* itiuNi'. No vroparatlon. otheiwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality don't the men propose, mamma?" But Zealand, and all principal points in the "I guess I'm getting to be epicurean Us*u will) sn clean pen for markmar now marrving is again in order, but the NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. and stiength, and lendeis it pliable. i in tilii Poimlarlordecora- in mv tastes, you know," says Blooms With its own lines It traverses Northern aim i n' nlneii KecelrsdCantp old conditions of conjugal life are very "whj since the cold wethah has set in, ni! iAI & Diploma. ILLINOIS, Central and Northern The Viaon cleanses the scalp, cures and greatly changed. There is more freedom 1 i SO yearn. Sold by all you know, I c.tt es, er) thing I can lay IOW A, WISCONSIN, Northern MICH I- 1J ut,i.i5,btauoii.rs4 GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- News Agfa. in mairiage. The wife as well as pre\cnts the foimation of dandiuff and, my hands on, I don't care what, you TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations the husband is more her own master. that can be offered by any know And 'ie wont to gnawing*th by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing MESBROS. $ COTTLEB. railroad. Its train service equals that The former is no longer the mere echo end of his cane again.N. Y. Commercial piopcities, it heals most if not all of the or any road: their speed is as great as of her consort, while the latter resents Advei User. comfort and safety will permit: they huniois and diseases peculiar to the scalp, being tied to the apron strings of his make close connections in union depots MAKE NEW RICH BLOOD, WHOLESALE A reporter of the New York Times at junction and terminal points with keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under Druggists, wife. the leading railroads of the West and has been writing up a gambling house which conditions diseases of the scalp and And wlU completely change the blood In the entire system in throo months. Any per- Northwest, and offer to those that use 1 S' in which he was, he says, "a comparative them son who wlU take 1 Pill each nl?ht from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to sound luu aie impossible. SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY stranger." If he had been a positive A Lawyer With a Heart. health, If sach a thins be possible. Fo. curing Female Complaints these Pills have no CARRIAGES, At CHICAGO it makes close connection or a superlative stranger it might with all other railroads at that city equal. Physicians use them In their practice. Sold everywhere, or cent by mall for A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair "Have you ever been in prison?" DIPHTHERIA be as well for him. A comparative It runs PALACE SLEEPI NG CARS on hjht letter-stamps. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. asked a badgering lawyer of a modest The VICOK is incomparable. It is colorless, PH/ETONS, all through trains, PARL OR CARS on its CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. stranger means a man who has been SiINJNGlCARS rlncipa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN ST. PAUL, MINN. witness whom he was trying to bully. contains nciJiei oil not djo, and will JOHNSON'S ANODYNE MNIMENT will instantaneously there befoi'e.Boston Herald. on its COUNCIL BLUFFS The witness did not answer. relieve these terrible diseases, ana will positively BUGGIES, and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS not soil white cambnc It nnpaits an cure nine cases out of ten Information that will save "Oh, m\!"said an old lady who fell through day express trains. "Come, now, speak up no concealment. many lives sent free by mail Don delay a moment {Continuedfrom last week If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations agieeable and lasting peifumc, and as an out of bed in a Boston hotel the other Prevention is better than cure Have ou ever been to prison, you will buy your Tickets ROAD CARTS- How Watch Cases are Made, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMEN ^ir&^its night "I've hurt the exterior of my aiticlefoi the toilet it is economical and sir?" by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE OTHER. spinal column." "Good enoughI "Yes, sir once," answeied the witness, unsmpassed in its excellence. Neuralgia, Influenza, Sore Lungs, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Couch. Whoopinc Cooffh. for rates for single or round trip It is a fact not generally know that the mean, by gracious!" said her husband, Chronic Rheumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseasw ef& looking modestly down to the tickets and for full Information In re For Terms and Prices address, Spine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S JOHNSON & Co., BOSTON, MASS. S'orthwestl,parts Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Jamis Bostf Gold Watch Caus ltally contain sitting bolt upright in bed, "we'll sue ard to al of the West, North and floor. hereMAKE HENS LAY Tickeo Agent Generalsell Ticket FISH BROS, CO., write Passenger An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist., moie pue gold tli many "solid" the proprietor for damages." Hotel "Yes, I thought so. Now when? AgentCcat Chicago, 111 now traveling In this country, says that most MP Practical and Analytical Chemists, gold cases Ihc demand lui these watch %.yAU.s Mail. of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold When were vou in prison sir?" thi Line are worthless trash He saj that Sheridan cases has led to the iuaj ui it lure oi a \ery Lowell, Mass. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HTJGHITT, "In 1863." "O he is a green hand," remarked a RACIN E, WIS. Condition Powders are absolutely pure and poor j,rade of solid Id watch cases Gen &up t. 2d Vice Pres and Gen Manager hnmensely valuable Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose. 1 teasp n- SOU 1ST AI Dl.LGl.IST3 E ERYWHEM. "Where, sir?" book agent, contemptuously. "He W. H. STENNETT, ful to 1 oint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for S letter-stamss. X. 8 JOUKSOV Co., BOSTON, JSAM. low in quality, and dtlitient quantity. thinks he can sell books, ana he has The witness hesitated. Gen Pass Agt, Chicago. These cases aie made horn to 10 karats, LIVE AGENTS WANTED. not jet learned the first principles of "Come, own up no\y no dodging," Bibles'f*B***tiFKM- and J. 3 c-r irat case is oltui jld for 12 Cheapest the business. Only esterday he wassaid the lawyer "Noyv, where were oi 1-1 ka iU. It is ?oi en no.m buy a Illattratlaaat 110 axtre f*a sir5*" iiUMirauaat lio.xtr a laa picked up all in a heap at the bottom you in prison, THE HOME, HOW TO JUKI AND KEEP )MSk Bath cr.Ion New 1 uatch ca-t so poor in qu ilit\ tit will ^rJAGjaTOWAHTEB l*McMarkni Cincinnati IT."Mrs Henry Ward Beecher's latest aad D*WH of a stan way. Now, an experienced "Ininin To sell Dr Chase's Recipes, or information far oon lose its toloi, oi one so suit tli it it will best book. It is a work that every wife, svervdody, in every to.mty in the Lniud Slatei book agent afwa\ land' on his feet "Don't stammer, sir! Out with it! very mother aad very housekeeper ought to use its si ne .ind iail to shut ti^ht, thus and Canada. Enlarged by the publisher to 64kt have. JSnctiesl common-cense, useful every day, 9 Where was it ages It contains ovti 2 000 honsrhold recipes ettm^ in di stand dama^in^ the i\oik.,o A small man alwa\ has enough to TOtrcagp aranr xrMUBXCB IKTII un ov 155 Randolph St., CHICAGO. I. and is suited to all classes and conditions if soci "Inin Andcrsonville, sir." me so thm that a slight blow unl break bear, but his diess becomes exceedingly rat TBUS WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very at* ety A wondeiful book and a household necesi Specialty Established IQ57! A rcpnla-n tractive. Prices, cloth, cold and silver sides, new There was a moment's painful pause. he ci%sUl, an I pcilups tlit iu \tinent. heavy when the despicable salesman tv It sells at sight tiieaiest in.lucemcnt" ever clan, Cures all Private,Jftrvouo,Blood Ski i .u style, tinted paper, sprinkled edes, $3.35 flit offered to baok aseLts Sample ctpies sent by Then the lawyer, who was an old It IS ctf no'iiy to hi a Ja i is LJ Gold Urinary diseases froniYoulhliil lndlsi retloiiR.o of the elotliing stoic, just after the ^eugefMB. Specimen pages sent free to any address. ma I, postpiid, for $0 KKclusive territory cesses and exposures, producing Nervoni IKbi soldier, put his hand on his loiehead as 8oldonly by subscription. Agents wantad II a'c'i Cho*, i hi(ltM)\i oi l' tilings small man has got into his new clothes, lt .Lost Manhood,Marriage lnipcdimcnts,nnd a' ghsn. Agents moit than double tlinr in one everywhere. Terms very liberal. if a pistol shot had struck him, while Stxnnl Diseases. Call or write full symptom Address Dr. Chise bteim PnntinK Hou^, A trot cur lii ihihisl i ttiperv cues out to the accountant, so that SPECIAL OFFER FOB BODAYa-Anysnbwho -Consultation and opinion free. Treatment ton) Aibor, Michigan Dec 8J the tears came into hi-, e\cs. Then mc it it li i ''tt i in i 'IJ ytais. eveivbodv else cau huai* "Bins suit! detlaI,sute,sclentlflo. Medicine scut c\ erwhe. sends us 0 yearly subscribers to **The Housekeeper," jump.ng forwaul, he cl.ipe I his arms at 50 cents etch, or 13 trial subscribers 1 (M 21 1882. maik gone'" /IHI. A at cents each, or 3 8-year subscribers at $1 each, WRIGHTS INDIAN VEGETABLEPILLS around the witness'net k, and (xchiimed: I oil two Jo, i ISor*-" v.. i i UMB thirty we will send a copy of "The Home," postpaid, An English ciitie sajs that Americans "My God! I was them mwlt"' \e-i \kui ii fir t~n fiit the are in LIVER by mail. This offer is good only 80 days from the Uc ton are fictlul Bless \on, no Go TUB date of this paper, after which time "The Home" mm f-'ood com'itiou ,,et Cue if tit i is rr td bj a into a public hall or conveyance and can be bad only through our authorized agents. cari cuter Mr DI. AP ifl'12'dji KU I only The Penitent Parrot. The offer is made to Introduce a copy or two of see the irctful, nervous, looking-fortheir-rights bho\v8the\ earia out, 01 1 ibe o'her by the book in each neighborhood. Each copy will people, and nine in ten will My personal interest in our ship's ereate a demand fer hundreds mora. Mr Bowman of Cunniupliaiii a and I uin prodace be Englishmen. The only time in ten menagerie was from the hrt fixed on BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO., And all Bilious Complaints cue or both of tliu-e CJHH 1 i aiij liui Minneapolis Mian. years when we were on pins and the parrot, for I had reason to hope and SYLVIHIHI J-MTII. JtKtltT Safe to take, being purely vegetable, no griping needles was when Herbert Spencer suspect that on this line I would discovthe Price 23 cts All Druggists. Srm! 3 rent (.lamp to k.ntune Hntrli IM lirti rie 1'hlla. dilpbia. la furhanilMini. Illu.lratr I 1 iinphlet .lionl.ghaW could not sleep for winking.New York penitent Parrot. When I was spoken lame. Bow' and ker.tune nit a' ui made HARRIS REMEDY CO.,S S& to by this parrot while passing I Herald. .NNwYI (Jo be Continued.) 4 turned and closely inspected its face. "How's yer comin' on in your new IPROF.HARRIS'PASTILLE REMEDI PATENTS I winked. There was something in its as I and ethers who aaflet place?" asked Uncle Mose of Gabe from Nervosa and Physical Dabu. mere wink so pious and something so LawnMowers Snodgrass, who had recently accepted |lty, Premature Exaaastiea sad their man* (loamy eaaaeqaeaote, unctuous in its voice that I feel confirmed a position as porter in an Austin hardware aro quUklr and radically sure*. in my suspicion that this is the TbsRemcd* is put op in BOX**. He. I (laatiagTmaBtbVMU store. "Isc not comin' on very Obtained, and all othei business in the Ao.S (enough to effect a car*, troleaa in eevereeaaee.) Mi sa THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS Penitent Parrot. Will Run More Easily, Surpass all others fas', Uncle Mose. De boss tole me (lutug thraa moBUii), 7. Sent ay mall is plain wraaSSa. U. S. Patent Oflice attended to foi ..."^^"'^'faeeesipsByeaehBoa. Pemphletdeen? For fear some readers may not have Cut Longer Grass. somethin' dis mornin', and ef he don't WARRANTED TO CURE***?"*'. tai^uaidlwiaMaods^oe^uiaieatiealadonap^laMSk ^TjsmrvTj MODERATE FEES. AND ARE heard of this remarkable bird I will Cut More Smoothly, take it back he gwine ter lose me shuah *"lowinB diseases Absolutel Pure. Pcmsxa* MW,, Oui office is opposite the U. S. Patent, iiniiiiniiUH i THE BBS! mention that it once mingled with Less Liable to Obstruction, yer born." "What ded he tole yer?" without medicine Pain In the back, kips, head, or office and we can obtain patents Ilraba, nervoua debHltr,luaabuso. general dablllty, speech attractive to the young a profanity A sTJr. Ls, Barge, This powdfi newu \aius A ina "He tole me ter consider myself discharged." Require Less Repairs, rheuaaatlan, paralyala. onralalat, aelatlea, dlacaaes in less time than those remote from ^/SCOOBSSOB ol (he kidneya,spinal diseases, torpid IITOF, arout, shocking to their mammas. Texas Stftings. vel of puntj, strength and whole More Easily Adjusted. In alseasei ofthe Blaad'^raaadfaiel^reneaaVrb aaaiaal eaalaalona, laapoteay. aathma, hears disease, WASHINGTON. Iavt*By, Orgeats Weakaesa, fianarrkosa, SrpMIMIs and Without being in the least annoyed by someness Moic economical than the And the Most Durable. dyspepsia, constipation, eryalpclaa, Indices, Nereorlal Affcetloai. Scientific treatment, eefe and sura "Aw, you can sell me, aw, a blue tlon, \Vhen^Eyede"ilitrupture,OEMERATIT hernia or catarrh, piles, epilepsy, Send MODEL OR DRAWING.,'We te iodic* Deformities Treated Call or writeforlist of anyone, and while seemingly looking of the E ORGAN S oidinary kinrK and cannot, Xe .sold in IN FACT LEADS TH E WORLD. neck-tie, to match my eves you know.-"' quo-tlonito be answered by those desiringtreatmentby mall. advise as to pateidabihty fiee of out in a dreamy mood over the deep Occurs, lest vitality, lack ofnert force and Tljror, competition with the multitudes of a/Penpaa aaflarug treat Hapten akaald sead tbalr addraas.% EVERT MOWER WARRINTFD. inquiied an Austin dude in a gentleman's waatlnar weakueaacs, and all thoae dlacaaes of a pertonal chaige, and we make No Charge Unless Sa lean aaaMiMagto their adaatae ItlaaotatraasJ blue sea, this bird would suddenly low test, short weight, alum oi phosphate nature, from whatever cause, the continuous SE ND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. tddreta Dr. C. 1. LaBAROK. *n*H aad Pkyalelaa la Chares furnishing store. "Don't know stream of Magnetism permeating through tho parta we obtain Patent. break out with a volley of mariner's Uatral Had. Sara. laatltata, MO Leeast at., St. Le-lTjSa. powdeis. Sold only in (ann. nuatrestore them to a healthy action There no as I can, exactly." replied the salesman, Successor to Dr Butts' Dispensary KstaMlshed to Yean. We refer, here, to the Postmaster, LLOYD, SVPFLEB & WALT ON mistake About this appliance. patois and oaths enough to turn ROYAL BAKING POWDKR CO 1U6 all "but I can fit you with a soft hat the Supt. of money order Dir., andstieet, the air purple around it. At length, Ne Yoik to match that head. Then the dude PHILADELPHIA, PA. to officials of the U. S. Patent Office. when it was heard that some ladies had "i tatxa o*ionn III namav" withdrew from the store, a crushed For circular advice, teims and references declared they would never again sail rOK PRSHSaVINO, MBIOBWOAHB strawberry hue effusing his effeminate BoamUrylMdttaieOaaatUiiI to actual clients in your own on a ship with such a bird, it was resolved i aaaof- Bsaasaa, TIB, Vaasaua. VIGOROUS HEALTHro* MEN features. Piaitaa.S.uoaai**. Bufcaa*. *c State 01 county, write to that the parrot must be cured of mmm m9mmmmmm OPINIONSor MOTW LAnna. Mr Teaetakle aad Flewer Seed Catalesrae far The following is Artemus Ward's description its bad habits. And it was. Its oaths C. A. Snow & Co., UVITA-liuUw?rybaMatajanaaaSis 1B3S8 willbetent FRSB to all who apply S)Customers of lliininirtnl iTimaiil aw amaa ISM LADIC&GNETIC of why he courted Betsy last season need not write for it All seed seatfrommy were invariably followed by a ducking. CLARA LOUIS! UUOeO-ItahMM establishmentwarranted tobe bothfreshand true to name, hfwiaawt itu' UatrilranL-a llMnnUiUajuaf tauaUmafeVtia AB90MINAL SUPPORTER. Oppo- Patent Office, Washington, P.O. 5YEARSi-nra_.aTmm Jane: "There were many affectin' ties A large bucket of salt water was emptied apian i ataafcwtoattaai aaaiaalms, so far. that should it prove otherwise. I agree to refill the nUQUlDHABi.aMiiaw1iMa order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed is one of ...iO' which made me hanker after Betsy If rre ^fi!fud on the poor bird's head, each splash ~tdlMr ill niniilM 1la-rti MtaaM TO THE LADIES: the moat extensive to befoundin any American catalogue, wltii 1 1 cuu al ~i UofarafMUMoa. OililOiam. and a large part of it Is of my own growing Aa the Jane. Her father's farm jined ourn accompanied with the remark: "You've u, wli a, *n Piinmiii. Xeuralcla, Acriuu* eri^aaltetredneer Early Otto sndBarkank iMPiiwaro iHnu Kxhanatlon,DTspenela,ef arlth IMaeuaLs af the Liver. by nse In thousands their cows and ourn squelched their been swearing." Polly was thoroughly Palateee.nlattleJiead Early Oem. the Hnfckard MARBLE WORKS. Kldnera, IleaaTacho or Void Feet, a*-* a r of cases. Founded ou Bqnaea. ttarnlehead Gakkace, Phlaaeya afelea, Weak Anklea, or Swollea Feet, an AbdOb~^&l Bait thirst at the same spring our mares it has been grow scientific medical prln- cured by this. Once when the boat 8 and score of other new Vegetables, I invite the patron P -HISTORY IS THE BETTER HALF of KNOWLEDflB.** and a pair of Magnetic Foot Batteries haro no supeii CI competitorsr liav Invariabl an of the public. Indie gardens and on the farms of both had stars on their foreheads the ln8* in faTo and reputation in the relief and cure of all these com plaint* They shipped a heavy sea which gave the Medical Director Shlppen's New Work .t. _,. m, eroll those who plant my seed will befoundmy best advertise BATTLEQ carry a powerful inagnetio force to the aeat ef the MAVAL i5 lmatlnreY2 measles broke out in both families at ,t meat. Jamas H. Gregory, Marblchcad. Mass. J!?ii5 reformed parrot a severe ducking, the 1f'6this disease. eeniake PP%ono Its Influenc to 1 ttiaSat^SJ^f01 DEALER IN (l been wasted are erven For Lama Baek, Weakness of the pine. Fall. nearly the same time our parents MSZU&JP6* bird, conscious of its own innocence, ,tor S S.rthr av Ina, of the womb, Leneorrhoca, Chroale Iaflamma. LANDRETHS'PHW delayh. 1, S i?2. (Betsy Jane's and mine) slept regularly felt without The natural functions of the MonuneDts, Tombsfones, descended from its perch and repaired Men and UleeraUon ef the Woaab, IaeldenUl Ueaa. wbl S?Sr IIOF THE WORLD. if mp orrhago or Fleecing* Painful, Hnppresacd and Ir* ^K- every Sunday in the same meetin' to the place of poultry there it walked to enety of the brain andU nfuacu.l*gC Sr regular 91enatraatlon, Barrcnacaa, and chance of Mantels, Uiatir of Ancient Se. Fights. 5?.S ^S5* thla la the Beat AppUaaee aad Curative Agent house, and the neighbors used to observe, lieUtcUeerfu1 up and down before the deluged fowls, HlP Hlatoijr of Modern Naval Battles. 1 r^d l^SVtn dlseas'ei, "affllng the Sin Ccranhiioadescriptiun,ys PitorlMiatoi Naval Architecture. 'How thick the Wards and Peasleys For all forms of Female DtmcuHlea It unsurpassed saying to them: "You've been swearing! IForeign and NEfeVOUS DEBILITY, organic yonO'ftlIndlsereUond,answeaknes of Salamis, Actittm.Lenanto.In\fiicible by anything beiore invented, both as a curative 0 air.' It was a sublime sight in the You've been swearing!"Moneur* 6 agent and aa a source of power and vitalisatlon. Aritalt Nile IrafalKar. Lake Erie, Navarino SSr? eenc lurk In Juch ttml Price of either Belt with MagneticFoot Batteries, 110. Sinope.Lisstt, New Orleans lort Fisher, Mobile tSf&ZuSn* spring of the year to see our several American Marbl.e D. Conway, in San Francisco Chronicle. indulgencee ,iTul anId Sent by express O.O and examination allowed.orby Ba\. Alexandria, mid niinv otbirt 1 he Uvea and over brain work. the MERCHANTSSSLSssWCBBn& R mall on reeelpt of price In ordering, lend measure ct mothers (Betsy's and mine) with their Work of Uona.D-ake, HOWL, Nilson 1'iiul Jones.l'erry, M?A. CCenCI remedy bat has cured thou, hop on State Street between fourth 1 an waist and SUM of shoe Remlttanee eaa be made In cur Farrjjrut, and otln-r Navil Hiws tml S* Fighters a^J.^.h.- OttlafO For the MARKET gowns pinned up, so that they couldn't rency, sent In letter at our risk. CAR6MRPECUO N other Book I nuy lainsrutvsre covers the sanas, and does not Interfere withgyou Anatomies!^.nattentio and fifth streets. S*B4 Ampblr gtvin The Magneton Oarmenta are adaptedtoall ages, are ante field. KSfUr bHII'l'hA Us re%t ability atu slle 'em, effecktionatery bilin soap together ^-'-'Peasoj cause pain or Inconvenience. worn over the under clothing, /ne meat to the The city council of Sacramento has CCCnC the PRIVATE FAMILY CCC|V* 1 titnesias thi autrior arc cottceiliU by ill wonderfuV New tJlm Minn body like the many Oalvanle and KleetrleHnm. neighbors.1 and aboosin' their record of Patriotism and Vnlor, th wi bt rend by old niBstntiona,which will eoovineetha nMstseaolIealX formally given the Chinese of that town huge advertised eo extenatvely) and ahould be P^anhSeCand 1 andyounir rinely UluMrated,Clear Good Paper W uZtiSJSX:,""?^ taken off at night They hold theirptsnrforsver, aad OCCaV/OlGrOWn a%.aea-dwas in our own FMmslOCCaJa and Oindinc 7i) pages Price, S3, o./t's An. permission to drive the devil out As __ TH BEST IB CHIAflT. A Nashville man received apiece of worn at all seasons of the year. attsdtertkedatlss of Uta, sasna salt never ajfietsd. W ^TMKHERSSi'Eii AGENTS WMTEC-SS,^^ Seadstamp for the "New DepartureIn Medical Treatit antfraeteanyone. BawaadyaoldOBXtTbyths yHMhsaa IUsnCnUwd GaUsJstfM aUasl Ksaral Roadster FREE TO ALL. this ceremony calls for fire works and wedding cake recently, and foolishly Without Medicine," with thousands of tssttnte. luiePiien CUierlillw the, firecrackers, the authorities had to be HJUNUS REMEDY CO.afTfi.CHEWST$. a--SSaJm^^ ate it. It nearly killed him, and 1 JHHRCUANTS, SEND US YOTJat BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE UST THE IttAGNETON APPUANCB COj. SMK N. lOth. tT. LOUIS. MO. MMtoansaetlons.), Wrltefori i consulted. ani ..w, doctor pumped him out, and braced 18 SUto St., CbJoaco, DAVID UNDRETHASONSgSEED QR0WER8,PHILADELPHIA aaoMssslie i The Anltsnsn Taylor Co., M Vsstk'atrtatasBt, tff Mttts tS.ttmBuataiM iV ^.^5*5? ^^i^ii^ -&$&& 54^ S5 1 4. t^-SaVa^NSsf A kS J&b^*(&&l**#* l^Dd*--*-^ Jt-^, M&