/j~ ief-^r' *ffy^K?F LIB1 wunuJtwii'iiww -WHIIUMD NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, OdTOBER 17, 1S83 THE I. CASE PLOW COMPANY, THE GREAT GERMAN WIT AND SUM02. REMEDY lungs or his never-dying soul*-~2fexos At a fire in a clothing store t.ie other MAirogACTiraras O FOR PAIN. Is t'esigned to rcet II Siftings. its of a la.' ge portion day, the only pants saved were the of ciu people I'O c.thev too p.-Oi to My son, you may invent a new eclectric occu-pants. Milton News. employ a physician, 01 aie toofcnlcmo-.cd light, you may improve the telephone to casi cad ic, rrd a s.i 1 1-i^c c' -1 "I'm sitting on the style, Mary," said Believes and cures until it caa talked, to, you whoaic not sick cuoug!' to lequi nc('i-a RHEUMATISM, Mary's father when he refused to buy may ran revise the tariff to suit both ach ice, and yet arc out of scits ?nd 1 ^cd a her anew bonnet. Neuralgia, medicine to build thca up, g.\c tl c:' ..r appetite, parties, you may write a dozen books, France is a great country for lawyers, Sciatica, Lumbago, purify their hlood, pnd 01' upthemaclnnciy Railway is the you may save a sinking state, you may and somebody is bright enough to of then bodies so it ill do its duty BACKACHE, make your name famous, your house OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE ilhng'y. ~So otner ai tc! tal es hold of the remark that it is a land of Gaul. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE great and your memory blessed, and And the system and hits exactly the spot like UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE Peaches are like men. The little ones then you will not have as big a funeral SORE THROAT, HOOD'S SAE1SAPAR3LLA are crowded out of sight by the big fellows. as Tom Thumb, who never did anything It 13 the Great Thoroughfaie trom and to QUINSY, SWELLING* in his life except to grow less in It works like magic, reaching every part of SPBAINS, And all point3 Northern Illinois, Central, Soreness. Cuts, Bruises, fifty years than most boys grow in ten. the human tody tinouch the Llood, gu 2 to Parasol flirtation is one of the newest Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, And he only did that because he could all renew cd life and cneigj. FROSTBITES, Send for Illustrated Catalogues. feats at the seaside. When a girl jabs "Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, not help it.Burlington Hawkeye. My fncnd, -sou need not take our woid. liahota, Manitoba, Central and BVttNS, SCAMS, a fellow in the eye with her parasol, THE I CASE PLOW COMPANY. Ask youi neitihboi, who has just taken 0110 Northern Utah,Nebraska, Colorado, Wyom- And all other bodily ache ing1, Idaho, Montana Nevada it means "you won't see much of me. botWe. He will tell 3011 that It's the best and pains. dollar I ever invested California, Oieqon, Washington Territory, In the far West a man advertises for There is no palm mj stery in palmistry. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. lintiiH Columbia, China, Japan, Western Wheel Scraper Co. lQ7i). Soldbyall Druggistsand a woman to wash, iron and milk one or It is raeieh humbug palmed off LEBAXOX, ft. IT I eh 19, the Sandwich Islands, Australia. Netv Dealer*. Directions in 11 Mrssns. C. I HOOD & Co. Deal Sns Zealvnd, and all principal points in tho two cows. What does he want his cows as mj stor,.Bo*to 1 Transci ipt languages. Although peatly piejudiced against patent for3 NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. washed and ironed The Charles A. Vogeler Co. "SUCUVFAIBA' medicinesingeiiei.il, I was induced fiom MANUFACTURERS OF With its own lines it traverses Northern the excellent lepoils I had leaul of OJ (Stressors to A VOGELER & CO The impecunious condition of a too TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeled Scrapers. Quick, complete cure, all anoying ILLINOIS, Central and Northern Sarsapanlla.totij abott'e, 1-st l)eeeribi, Baltimore, lid., V. S. A celebrated family of roj al lineage calls IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHIO for dyspepsia and geneial piustiation, and I Kidney, Bladder and Uiinary Di VN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- ha\e iecei\cd \eiy giatifjmg lesultsfioi 1 forth from Punch the appellation of the TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations its use. I am npw usnisr the second bottle, eases. SI Druggists. Guaranteed Strictly First Class. 'Duke and Duchess of Tick." that can be offered by any andconsidei it a vei viluaL'e lunedy ioi Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. railroad. Its train service equals that Indigestion and its attendant Uoiibles. There are dismal looking men who For Beauty of Finish, Pipe like Tone, Superiority of any road: their speed is as great as \0111st1uiv, John Sphn on Drivers. ol Action Work and Thoroughness ot Construction comfort and safety will permit they can throw such a gloom over a funeral OIIUP.CKILL, they stand unrivalled. make close connections union depots John Splan, who began his career on (Fum cf Caitei & O chill) that the coipse will be quite forgotten. at iimctton and terminal points with ELEGANT CATALOGUES PKEE. Their Double Bottomed, All Steel the turf seventeen ears ago, when he the leading railroads of tho West and ADDRESS. WHITNEY ORGAN CO., Drag Scrapers & Railroad A. TownShip C7 A gent'c" a 1 1 was 17 years old, aiid has handled many Northwest, and offer to those that use A Pennsylvania clergj man i* a pitcher Sole Manufacturers Royal Organs has been sufLn.g 1 ^"/.iCJ them Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. of the best horses in the country, including i in a base-ball nine. His gestures SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY tl.o licbi.il7jnv\ Juno no) 4ft Dnunfh DETROIT. MICH. tho famous Rams, is as ready At CHICAGO it makes close connection sometimes make the congioration duck rccuhar to tin ZCSLP,'*' OUitUO and slick a talker as he is driver. "Yes, with all other railroads at that city their heads.Burlington Ftee Press. sajs "Iloons 5VI:SAPAEILL.V is tt'? THE CELEBRATED it runs PALACE SLEEPING CAKS on sir, a good driver is as essential as a newluer.glt iato me. I ha\e gi.i.r 1 Ua all through trains, l* \KLOK CARS on its A tire in this city on Saturday and BARNUNI CHEESE SAFES. good horse. I don't know as a good principal routes, and NOItl H-WESTERN poml-,!i ice ILcgai to take v," Ilast icn the failure of a pigeon race the East, Satisfaction Guaranteed. 0S|M0 man could do much with a stick of a OINJVG CARS on Its COUNCIL KLUFFS (Patented.) tWO uttkb. and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS both resulted from the same nisea horse, but I've seen many a horse defeated \is= 1 through day express trains detective flue.Pittsburg Despatch. I Send for CATALOGUES to that would ha\ won if its driver Iloo ^n^v. W If vou wish the Best Traveling Accommodations e- CT.iiMZ.?zi:n I you will buy your Tickets had known his business. Just what Is it a dude? Yes, it is a dude. Was g.bt co WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant, Eowa. bv this louts AM WILL TAKE NONE pared L. C. 1.1IOO Fass. makes a good driver 011 can't tell. it always that way? Yes, natural born. OTHER. What does it do for a living? I bieathes For rptes for single or round trip "You see, a driver has got to do more LARK JOHN tickets and for full information in regai dear don't disturb it. The only known specific for Epileptic Fits."5 than sit behind a horse. He must look to all parts of the West North and Ds*. /K3=-Also for Spasms and Falling Sickncss.Ncrvons out for the shoeing, must get the horses Northwest, rito to General Passenger Punch defines the difference between Weakness quicklyrelieved and cured. Af/erV, at Chicago, 111 head just right, must study his horse, a pitchfork and a tuning foik: One is Equalled by none deliuum of fever.*=S2ft All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Ticketa know how he ought to be fed and harnessed, used to make hay with, and the other by this Line XCJ"Ncutralizps germs of disease and sickness. J. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, Indian Blood Syrup and all that. There ai a Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. to make A v\ ith. Ccn sn,it. 2d HI i'KB nnJ Gen Manager Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. hundred things besides the mere driving STENNETT, A New Yoik man ua fined 500 for Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds 139tt that he must have his e\e on and be Gi a Pas A?t, Chicago giving tobacco to a giraffe in Cential jKjrPcrmancntly and promptly cures paralysis. Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver. studying. Horses are just as difteient Yes, It is a charming and healthful Aperient. A3 it Is for all tho painful diseases of th.e Park. But they wouldn't line him a as people. Some are neivotia, fretting KIDNEYS.LIVER AND BOWELS. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil,,twin brothers. Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloe oentif he only gave hisky to a boy. i 1MEAPGLIS&ST.10U1S R'V and stewing all the time, and others are It cleanses the system cf the acrid poison Changes bad breath to good, removing cause. S3TAIL GEQCSBS, ATTENTION! that causes the dreadful Buffering vrti ch "Now that I have got rav hay in," Millions testify to its efficacy in heal[ing r/?7"Routs biliousness and clears complexion. so cool tint a c\ clone wouldn't make AM) TUB only tho -victims of Rheumatism can realize Charming resolvent and matchless laxative.tsa ELY NONE! HAVHNONSI USE NOME 111 Bur said the relieved farmer, I think the "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." 'em jump. Now, you see, it a man THOUSANDS OF CASES the above named diseases, and pronounoe tl drives bick Headache like the wind.1ft The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. world would be greatly better for a of the worst forms of this terrible disease that was used to driving of the nervous pvT'Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates have been quickly reUeved, and in short time Tor sale generallyby the wholesale woodenwaro oood shower.Boston Globe. it to be the kind took hold of a lazy horse he'd like Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.-=Ot PERFECTLY CURED. srd grocery dealers. I yourjobbercannot supply PPICK, $1. 1IQ11D OK DRY, SOLD BY DIH.CGISTS, as not bieak him all up. you, send your orders direct to us. Restores life-giving properties to the blood.-\i a The telephone is said to bo popular BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. it- Dry can be sent by mail. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders."= in Colorado, for with it a man may converse "Theie's one thing -a dnver must The Ti Barnum Wire& IronWorks, WELLS, BICHAKDSON & Co., Burlin *to Vt CST'Eehablo when all opiates fail.-=&a Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. with another and occasionally TRADE MAEK have, and that's a cool head. He Refreshes the mind and invigorates tho body. DETKOIT.MCH. leach around to his hip pocket for hismustn't be all down when he don't win, Cuies djspepsia or money refunded "=S^l UTAGENTS WANTED,^ tobacco without being shot. VW" Endorsed in writing by over fifty thousand or way up when he does, but just take ruT leading physicians in S and Europe Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt, NewYork City. Druggists sell it it as it comes and go it again. I've In several female colleges in Iowa Loading clergymen in S and Europe seen men on the track with money up the girls are taught how to cook. I will Pieises of the blood own it a conqueror "=& on their horaCa who weie as worked up come quite handy for them after marnage For s-ile by all leading druggists*. $1.50.=tt about it a& an old lady that had got to Tor testimonials and circulars send stamp. it they get anything to cook.Yonhcr^s have her tooth pulled out. That won't Gazette. Ths Dr. S. 1 Richmond Med. Co., Props.. do. I don't take any stock in cordials "I never loved but one pei^on," tZi. 3"o=epH, :Lo (12) to give a man the necessary courage. sighed Biggs. "And, as a man cannot A good night's sleep is the best thing many himself, rem irked Fogg, that any man can take before a race. TORPID BOWELS, "of course it came to nothing. Poor TMLAJRZE TVEW RICH BLOOD Ot couise we bet on the laces. That's DISORDERE LIVER follow!" what we aie interested in. it's paic of 9 and MALARIA. "Did the prisoner knock Mr. Smith And will completely change the blood In thi- entire st~m in throe month*. Anj per- our business. I don't think howjmen From these sources arise three-fonrtns of down in retaliation?" asked the lawjer son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 1 2 w!.s mpj l,o re^aitd to soua-1 gamble much outside, 'lhey put in the diseases of the human raeo. These of a witness. "No, sir: lie knocked hini health, if such a thing be possible. Fo, curing Female Complaint* these IMIs hav no symptomsindicate theirexistence: I.osa ot their mout o.i a horse just as a man down in the boardyard:"Oil City Derrick. Appetite, Bowels costive, Slclc Headache, equal. Physicians use them in their practice Sold everywhere, or s.nt by n-il for buys a banel ot liour and expects to CARRIAGES, fullness after eating, aversion to eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOIJJsSON A, CO, IIOSTON, HI IS*. get more than he give lot it. Tne public exertion ot body or mind, Eructation When a man is in a hum to reach a of food, Irrit bllity of temper, Io thn there's a good deal more CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS." PH/ETONS, spirits, A feel*ng ot bavins neglected, ceitain point, which is the most annoying, ciooked woik than theie really is. I some duty, Dizziness,Flattering at tne JOHNSON'S ANODWi. N nil \Tiliu in to airive at the depot .i little too don't know a driver, and I've slept Heart, Dots before the eyes,highly col* tan ouslyrUioo tlii.se turtblc tlisiusi uul will .JI'JM )y BUGGIES, late, or to learn that tho train i- eight cure nine cases out of ten Iiu nnuimi tint i*il.si\e ored IJrine, CONSTIPATION and demand with most of 'em, who would pull his time0liochestcr Express. many lives sent tree by nml Jjon ULI.IV a motuuit the use of a remedythat acts directly hours behind employers hoi&e to win mone}' himself. rrciuition Is better than cure on the Liver. AsaLiver medicine TUTT'S ROAD CARTSu ISON'S ANODYNE LBNIME^T (Fir jttfe-ta' and Ex- The tailor's apprentice, when commencing It wouldn't pa\. Driving is a piofession Cathartic Pills PIL.L.S have no equal. Their action on the I rnl I lt Kidneysand Skin is also prompt removing his trade finds theie is tiuth now, and a man who has paid HIII,,H Influenza, SoreLunps, lilecdim? at the Lungs,Chronic Hoursene s, II :ekm'(. all impurities through these three scavengers lironic KnLumatisni, Chronic"i)irrhcea Chronic jrjsemeirrcho'lerTMorb is'kuim'C'irouhU dses of tho in the text that "What a man sews $5,000 or 10,000 for a piece of property of the system,'* producing appetite, For Terms and Pi ices address, 1 iic md Lfunc Back, bo'tl evcrj where, (send for pamphlet to I S JOHNSON A. I liOSTON, M\SS. MAKE that he shall also rip." Somervdle hunts till he finds a good man to sound digestion, regular stools, a clear Combine the choicest cathartic principles \n I nRlisli Vetenmrv Surpeon and Chemist skinandavigorousbody. TUTT'S PCLLS in nicditiiit, in piopoitions accuiatcly ad]ust Journal. take care of it, and then pa\ him FISH BROS. & CO., now tra\!in in this country, s.ijsthat most I 1 lit. nbo\e is a correct map of the cause no nausea or griping nor interfere to soctue at tmt ceitainty, and ot the II rs ami (utile Powder's sold herel handsomely. Most owners have all the At Niagara Falls a oung bride was with daily -work and area perfect ALBERT LEA ROUT, miifoinutv of elitet They aie the result ar wort'iltss trish He sns that Sheridan* I ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA, money they want, and are anxious only very much embarrassed when a hackman RACINE, WIS. Condition l'owdcrs an nbso!utel pure and of -jean of cuottil study and practical exptuinent, nml its'Immediate connections Through limns l\i immeiiseh iluable Nothing on cirth will make hens laj like Sheridan's Condition Powt'er- Do I tosr-n that their horse win."Springfield Boldeverywhere,25c. Office,44MurraySt.,N.Y* pointed to her husband and said: and aie the most effectual remtdj ful to 1 oint tood F.om ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, faoldc\tiywhere,orsentby mail for 8 letter-tamDS. I S JOHMSON & Co., kosruN, iuak Or oall on Bepubhcan. jtt dis(o\eicd for diseases caused by "Do wish a carriage for your father TUTTS HAIR DYE. tliout change, connecting with nil lines dciangeii nt of the stomach, lner, and miss?" EAST and SOUTHEAST bowels, which lequue piompt and effectual :I MUL.L.EN It is about an even thing between a The only line running Through Cms betn een tieatnient A uN PILIS aie specially GRAY HATR OR WHISKERS changed instantly AGENT in NevvUlm Dr. Stewait, the pastor of one of THE HOME, HOW TO MAKE AND KEEP man and an orange peel. Sometimes to a GLOSSY BLACK by a single_application appluable to this class of diseases. They MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. IT "Mrs Henry Ward Beecuer'a latest and of this DYE. Sold by Druggists, our uptown churches, has been painting act duectly on the die esti\e and assimi. the man throws the orange peel into Through liains between best book. It is a work that every wife, or sent by express on receipt of $1. litno i)iocesscs, and restore regular the portrait of the "charming young MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, the gutter, and sometimes the orange every mother and every housekeeper ought to Office, 44 Murray Street, New York. Lealtliv action Then extensive use by (nnm cling Union Depot for nil Punts bond *ir 1 nave. Practicalcommon-sense, useful every day, woman" of the period. He says that peel tluows the man.London Musical it \isl' Close& connectionlluilroudsltlifar1 uncle ',1'iM 1 atT'S MANUAL OF USEFUL REGEIPTS FREE. plnscuns in then piactice, and by all i tnc Dnlulli from and to a I 1 IT TOUCHES EVERT EXPERIENCE IN THE LIFE OT her "aweet e}es weep in sympathies" World. on ili/ed nations, is one of the many THE TRUE WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very at* mts Noith and "North West and that she has "beautiful hands lor A report of a balloon accident in tractive Prices, cloth, cold and silver sides, new pioofs of then APIUO as a safe, sure, and Nervous Exhaustion, ::^ITIICKII! PULIMAY PATACF SIJI i \i nil nuht Ti mi Tin ough Ti mil 1 style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $225 gilt chant}." All this is very nice but the peifpctly lfhible puigatne medicine, France says: "By singular good fortune ktrtt di-filiation l tme tilic 1 is edge $2.75. Specimen pages sent free to any address. ent 1 ilil i licing compounded of tlie concentrated Premature Decay, Ar charming 3 oung woman whom every etc, till upon 11c 11 cat He kt it landed in a marsh and Mademoiselle Sold only by subscription. Agents wanted \ntties of ]micly Acgctable substances, joung man is anxious to taice some day ft. I IIOYD. everywhere Terms very liberal. at last stood on terra firma." they are positncly fiee from calomel or Loss of Manhood. SPECIAL OFFER FOR 80 DAYS.Any subwho CcVl TUt. .2 Pass. Ajj't, Hi lneajiol s. or another before Dr. Stewait tor the How anybody can stand on terra firma any inpuious ])topeitics, and can be admmlstcicd sends us 6 yearlysubscribers to "Tho Housekeeper," purpose of having her name changed is to thildicu Avith peifect safety. a maish is a conundrum. An 80-page Cloth-bound Book of Advice to at SO cents each, or 12 trial subscribers Young or Middle-aged Men.with preset iptions expected to do something else with her at 25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, "A ReverendJfdol" is the title of a for Self-treatment Yv a Regular Physician AATII'S Ptrrs aie an effectual cme for we will send a ropy of "Tho Home," postpaid, eyes besides sympathetic weeping. He ELY 8 AMSV|W K" E7 r~ on receipt of two three cant Constipation or Costivcness, Indigestion, by mail. This offer is good only 30 days from the new novel. We biippose the hero, a thinks that if she were to employ them OCT* I nEC stamp3 Address date of this paper, after which time "The Homo" Dyspepsia, Loss of Appetite, young clergyman, was so idolized by in finding out the exact moment when .a WILLIAMS & CO., MILWAUKEE, Wis. can be bad only through our authorized agents. Foul Stomach and Breath, Dizziness, Jus-eongtegation that they raised his The offer is made to introduce a copyor two of beef steak is done to a niceU, or wnen Headache, Loss ot Memory, Numbness, his iiiiitt menu i!! the book in each neighborhood. Each copy will salarv fuim $350 1O $375 without waiting Biliousness, Jaundice, Rheumatism, a button shows svniptoms of going off ie])iit iMon \\IK IC 1 create a demand far nundreds more. Eruptions and Skin Diseases, Dropsy, lor Jum to ask for it. Ficuon is known displ cms nil on an excursion trom the shirt bosom, BUCKEYE PUBLTSLHING CO., Tumors, Worms, Neuralgia, Colic, othct piepaiations An sti anger than truth. lluladelphia Minneapolis Minn. they would be moie useful and attractive. Gripes, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Gout, irliclc ot undoubted Newt,. "Hands tor charity" are to be merit I'-comenicn* I'iles, Disorders of the Liver, and all and cle inly Rousts other diseases lesultmg fiom a disordered prized, indeed, but the hands that can Cowardh :A lion-tamer quarreled no piin 1101 si a/nw. state of the digestne appaiatus. make their owners sweet things in dresses "w ith his lfe, a powerful vigaro, and tit* ys IT IS i A LI- as well as hot rolls are invaluable. was chased by her all aiound his tent. As a Dinnei Pill they have no equal. QUID O SNUFF. If they have a thorough acquaintance "While gentle in then action, these Piw.9 Law Moweis with the broom-corn brush they are still Applj hi ,lio in gtr aie the most thoiough and searching cathartic more estimable. Hands and eyes with into the noKti lis 11 }oiicorjlcniptiuit7 uuwiii-uj that can be employed, and never givo .5011 will be aboil d, el these recommendations are in constant pain unless the bowels aie inflamed, and cd. "Come oui it )o dare."From lectu ilh clcansiiij tlu then then influence is healing They stimulate demand.New York Journal. Will R^n More Easily, the French. 1 is il pa'-itgts ol i Surpass all others the appetite and digestive organs, they 1 11 thai \iius, cau njr Cut Longer Grass, A Fact:Two gentlemen were questioning operate to punf\ and emich the blood, and We will eendThe hi iltlij ecictloni It ilui mil tin ition, piolecttne AND ARE Cut More Smoothly, nnpaifc lcnowed health and vigor to the nionibi in il lmiti_,sof tin id ft0111 addition il why professional men should so Spectator one year, THE BEST A Boston engineer has been turning Less Liable to Obstruction, (old*, completely 1 iK the oic and it-ton tlie whole sjstem frequenth be bald. The little daughter THE HOUSEKEEPER one year, ^ensc of tiinte ti'id mc]| Beiicficnl ltsults ne his attention to le power going to Require Less Repairs, of one had. been an attentive, though cali/ed by a few ipphcitions Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Absolutely Pure. waste in the Niagara River. He estimates The Waterbury Watch, More Easily Adjusted. .1 Ihr.rough tretilmeul tall cm c. unobserved listener, but made her presence that a motor could be submerged Lniquilcd foi COLD 111 the HI. AD Iliidulu And the Most Durable. Piactical and Analytical Chemists, and opinion known by suddenly De linens 01 nn kin 1 ol mucous incmbiauii Total, in the irver which would furnish half a $6.25 IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. e\elaiming: "Oh, papa, I "know it's it itioiw Send loi cucilai By mail, pitpa d, wmmmm Lowell, Mass. million hoise-powersufficiently to run 1 puki.'cstimps i\.cu cd. Sold by i EVERY MOWER WARRANTO). so that their wits can come out." all the machmers 111 Buft.io and pump tOW) BT ALL DTiUBQISTS E7ERYWHEP.B. I{oos mil all rtrn^jiiN The Housekeeper SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. 1 h\ BROTHLRS, Diu^ists, Oweijo, N TESTED A young gentleman writing from all the cit\'s watci. His plan is to LLOYD, SUPPLEE ^WALTON 5 isi Long Branch asks whether it is good place a giant iion wheel in the river form to hold a bird with one's fingers perpendicul 111\, so that it shall be PHILADELPHIA, PA. while eating it. If the bird is the regulation turned b\ the cm rent The power YEARS Is the best and most useful of all the household publications. It is published by The Buckeye watering-place spring chicken, it would be taken from tho shaft of the Publishing Co, Minneapolis, Minn., who iMOOnporiATEo UNDO? TH Ctf CJ3Ui I is good form but poor policy. You wheel by either belts or gearings, or will send yon a specimen copy FREE. The same by use in thousands My Vegetable and Howcr heed G&* j fori cu should biacc jourselt against something of cases. Founded on would bo sent tin ough electric cables. firm publishes and has sold 175,000 copieB of the 1888 will be sent FREE to all who ipply Customers of I scientific medical principles, last seison need not write tor it Au stw from "BUCKEYE COOK BOOK," (the largest sale ever and use both hands. it has been growing establishment warranted to be both fccsjb a[Ui made of a book of its class.) without doubt THE to name, I true so far, that should it prove otherwise, in favor and reputation a,, irem the E "Pray, my good man, said a Judge BEST COOK BOOK IK THE WORLD. seetd order gratis My collecuoa of *cs* Butte county, California, boasts of one of while its numerous competitors have invariably the most extensive to be foand tn W American catalogue, I failed. The direct application of this remedj to to an Irishman who was a witness on a towns with the following names: Shirttail I and a large part of it is of my the seat of the disease makes its specific influence jawing As the I original Introducer of Ear' trial, "What did pass between you Ohio and Burbonk felt without delay. Ihe natural functions ol the Bend, Whisky Flat, Puppytown, I'ototoen. Marblehena K' |y Corn, the Hubbard human organism are restored. Ihe animating elements and the prisoner?" "Oh, then, plase Squash, MarblLiiead Car Wild Yankee Rii'cb, Squaw Flat, Rawhide ic, Vhlnncy'n Melon. of life which have been wasted are given ?n 1 a score of her wVfr ii?es I ir vite the patron back. The buoyant enenpy of the brain and muscu vour Loidship," said Pat, "sure I sees Ranch, Loaler's Ravine, Squilch age of the put lit In tbij a'(ki an 1 en tie farms of lar system renders the paWcutcheeiful, he gains those who plant my seed M*n Phelim atop of the wall. 'Paddy!' Gulch, Toenail Like. Nevada county strength TV ith rapidity. fCound -nj best ,ul\ert*cs 1)tg saj's I. 'Here!'says -^t^jg^^^*^ ment JamOS vl Crs/, ilartieh-id Mas 'What?1 NERVOUS DEBILITY, orginlc weakness, and sajshe. SUCCESSORS TO O'F CC a ROOMCi can beat Butte on mining camp nomencatme. numerous obscure diseases, idling the skill ol DR. Buns'DISPENSARY. I'd hli) LOCLSf ST. he. 'Where?'says I. 'Whist!' says he. Thcv have Ravine de Chemise, best phjsicians, result for youthful Indiscretion, CSA3. L. LaBA&JE, M.t) Prs 16 ri^'ciaa Ciar-e. too free indulgence, and oAer biainwork. Hush!' sajs I. And that's all, plase Canj on de Robe de Nuit, Flat de Do not temporize while such enemies lurk in lliiS MAGNETIC BELT I S HELS01T CHSSUAN. Crc-3 & Eu us Waaae r. your Lordship."Chambers'' Journal. Schenck's Manuil, Gulch de Deadman, your system. Take a remedy that has cured thousands, ftjmWBUTTEft COLOR This Institute liis 11 If field incl an ex RRAHTED TO COREiVythal and does not interfere with jou attention yionoy i Chien Rouge, You Bet, Flat de Cognac, pel ienced leult} A\)il It .iiiecid to Uu^'e Music at home (the egotism of genius) 1o0 business or cause any pain or inconvenience.. to\ 2e Dl biisines'3, which his been I'llibhcd loi it di--oase-. and Folks Yubadam. Send for a Dcsci lptlve Pamphlet giving Anatoraical'V (I Eminem violinist: "Dell mewho will aim to e\teml Its mi 1 i 1 1 MU^IC il ictice, ?'housands w'thoutmodicino VnUi Ju fhc^ncl., M.s,head, or Illustrations,which will convince the most sceptical iGives Bntter thesrilt-fdged color the- year ronnd The anrcst Butter Buyers recommend lt8 us giving skilllul ml b^nntiiK itnu nt to llml ni rv on* k!!!i j,himb.nv .nei tl debility, that they can be restored to poriect manhood, and housandsott ^fiivAsttiittertliesrHt-fdjredcolor"*"R*F Dalrytm-n say ITIS is dat lidclle paid old chendelman viz the yeaCr round. U8ed$- Th' urumt. lintter Creameriess.recommend. Bnvor It8 uss* PEET. lithe bts Awarded th Inter rncumiitlHiii, ]um I- Mn, jn.jrsili.iii, itnn, 5Icu!i CHRQNIG DISEASES VnlWx^^ fitted for the duties of lifp. same ai if never affected. BationalDiplomaatN ._. -r ...<p>Dairy**--._. Fair A^yourdruRRial^rr isot i'ie kl!:ic ,Hpli: 3 iMsc-iseH, ttt\ HKer.eont. tforIt orwrUc.toask-whatlB.what A cleik in the New York Comptroller's zo vite viskersund ze binc-nez, looking crC Sentfree to any one Kemody soldONLY by tho lan "scrilmil ciula^loiia, im )t(ncj tsthinn, hc.i-t UMcnic, sages, Heirt, Luci Stoin 1 li mil 11 iwtls Kheuniatlsm, nt ze bigclius?" Hostess:"It's my office mtde a mis-take of 3 cents in djepepsiu, cmiHt'palloi). erysipelas, laiil-e. HARRIS REESEOV CO.MF'G.CHEMISTS. Djspepsii, Consiimp lion mil Ablliina tloii In.-. tilii oi luftture, catorru, piles, opUcysy, ,,"t- 1 {!^^Ti^^ "Uncle Robertson. I' grieved to say a wan ant amounting to $11,003,28 and BLOOD IMPURITIES, l?' 306 N. lOfh. St. ST. LOU!Si MO. dumb ii^ruc. etc. Uhtnanyc! iity of thoGE^TTBATnr OUCAAS he's quite deaf!' Eminent Violinist: tee Uoata's*:oat- -at S3, two mentis $5. three months ti wai diMiiivod It as his secondeiror ?,,o or ms lost Ifi'hj l.uk ofntr\o IOILO und ^Icor, tion. Scrofula, Te^ci n, Iheis, etc nat!ptr Wwukiiesxcc, and all theso Aim. asca of npcinnl "Ach, I am zo zorry for him' Ho vill IAN9REM PHUGBEESEEDS within a mouth, ai.d erior? in that DEFORMITIES ii itnre, fioiii-\ hatover caus", the cont a. not pe aplc to hear me blay ze tittle." office .ne tat il i'* tie ui' who makes Pile1:, 1 1M1111 Jiinitiiie, etc. tu ira of Magnetism rermoatingtlirotie'i tlto ii of the Joints, fvlUNN i 'trc-.toro thom ton healtliy jjtUon ILuouio WPAffMEQQ .md ibtin^ 'i^ I'-es in old and them. jiu-t iko ibout 11 is 11 plitum "Now, John," said the father of the Ilbnl\ni.U'j 0111,. lien, also all Uiease ot Ihe gcnlto-urin oi^mis cay family to the father of the country rCBIAl lriej,uluit 1 and 1 lknc^es, causI BIS OPTION. family. "We have been spending all CrTl/iLE. tuft mi in tin ick 01 vide, etc. SEEDS Peioonil intenie^- villi piticnts aicalwijs irnr hfl MEB ftU AMTon our HewPlan summer with you, and as some soit ot pieleiied. 'llioe IIU ible to lilt the Institute ill wre are going to have some For the RM.RKET GARDENER be tin nislied with bl ink lists ot (pie ions th it will recompense aid them in ikiii-c 1 lull/ "t itcmcnit ot then easesi mie il ope 1J101 1 the For the PRIVATE FAMILY amateur theatricals and givejoua farewell md It not lcnuiiin/ 1 We continue to, In Clear Setdemet ait Authority successfullj tieitid h\ eoiuspondcnce, .mil actaasolicitorsfoi benefit." "No, thankee Cuarles," OrOWn toy ^'ifealuaty an our own Farms medicines sent 111 ul 01 cvpic-b enable us adds his own to the Mlar patents, caveats, to send propci lis ot i|iiistious ipplieunts should "was tho reply, "don't wait to do that Handsome Illustrated Gctalo_iie and Rural Register FREE TO ALL. THE WATERBURY WATCH give a bilet st iteinciit ot then tiouhle. trade-marks, copyrighte. etc.,for ~JS^ ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. Jndffment. The farewell will be benefit enough for Tho Tronsurorof 110 couuiation is ot Nelsonv MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. the United States, and to obtain pat. IQ TH E LADIES. a-^ Phesmin & Co Ac'vortisim? Aseats, and refeis to|k jne ents in Canada. England, France, the publisher of this or in\ other newspnperin tho DAVIO LANDRETH&S0NS.SEED GROWERS,PH!LABELF!M IB the eiz and style represented in the eut, and United Scutes or fiinudusregiirdini! responsibility Germany, and all other countries. is th* best cheap watch made It ia a stem winder A patent medicine manufacturer died 191 West Tenth Sheet, Consultation at Office or by mail free and invited. rtTjniiMtioDjDrspepalajorirltU 1 caxtaof tlio Lie _______ Tliirtysix years* practice. No in nickle silver case, which will not tarnish, and ir, KldnoH, llcuuucho or Cold lect, Swollen or in New York last week. Before lie died is an excellent time-keeper. The watch retails charge for examination of models or drawings. Nii\v YORK, Aug. 11, 18hC. ik Anl Ics, or Swollen Feet, an Abdominal Be IBLEY,'SPEEDS his friends asked him how he would like regularly at $4.00 and is well worth the money. Advice by mail free. nn lapnirofMignetH.] oot Battel ieiha\e wo supei lor UESI'RVlNa.RE&TOMNaAND in the ic ltT an leuio of all theso compmint'- They (If sent by mail enclose 84 cents for postage and MLSSKS. SEABLKY & JOHNSON: Patents obtained through us are noticed in to be buried. Ho had just strength rol 6* cany a puweiful magnetic foice to tho 6eat Of tuo we guarantee safe delivery.) Uonutlfy ing the Complexion. the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has top'column I am slow to pin'my faith to any dw fse. enough left to say. "Insert mo "o Urvioviva ULVDURX, TAN FRECXLI*, l^or I.nnio jlaelr, Wcil.ness of tho Spine, Fall, the largest circulation, and is the most influential PIVPIER.SAIXOWNKSS BLOTcnis.Ao next to reading matter, fiftytwo liii. of tin, umb, Leucor-hn-n, Chronic liillaiiiinctlon new cuiative agent. BENSON'S OPINI0NS0F J.OTEB LADIES newspaper of its kind published in the nn LUi atlon of *l Woino, lnc'dtntal lliu IOTTAItiathflTerybeBtpreparation for times electro by mail," and then WE MAKE THIS, THE MOST LIB- world. The advantages ot such a notice every oirli ijjo or 1 loodlne, Pntnful, SapprcBied and I thefacethntlcverused Inowtiaenoother CAPCINE POROUS PLA^lERhns PLANTS., for ALI* CRWsTjpr AL "**L CI*I- -V AIX reculur Mcnutnintlon, UarrennLHO, mid oh an ire of J\MuMt t/IVVl'tit fO. CL\KA LOUISE KELLOGO-Itgireami patentee understands. lie closed his eyes and passed away to ERAL OFFER WE HAVE EVER pleasureto addmy namo tothelifltofthow I.lfe, this la tUoltt. uud Curative Ajjeat AuSei*d ere tested, onl?yHistory the bestand senbest oumett won my good opinion. I find an GraiMATES. and Far Manual jd This large and splendidly illustrated newspaper ^horecommend your Ltquid Pearl an4 that bourne where there are no omissions loun. MADE, O AL SUBSCRIB- tx\ ress the satisfactton it has affbrdad mo ioi all forms of Tcmnlc nifflcuHSesi it Is mumr is published WEEKI/lf at $3.20 a year, "culture of Grams, Root Crops, Grasses, Fodder Crops, Te 11 LIQLID I'EAULhaa beenreceivedby exceptionally cleanly plaster to use or wrong insertions. ERS WHO PAY UP ARREARS passed by anvthinjj befoi invented both as a cji ativa tliel-ulusof alleountrlea wilh'tho highest and is admitted to be the best paper devoted ago&t and as a suui cc of pov er and vitaluation. tntmg, etc only lOcts. Annual Catalogue and Pita List cf pgrjg $(, ^raarks of appreciation Only 60 enrn A AND ONE YEAR and rapid in its action. Many test to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering Price of tlther belt lthMajfncticFoot Batttnes, $10. Deacon Wilson, of Evansville, Mo., DOTTLE sold all Druggists A Perfumers. Be-ieraltoousand varieties. FREE. r-JB 5futS SEEDS tll.Ull'U.MiCO .iBota.liurriLO.M If Bent by express O .and examination allowed,or bymall IN ADVANCE. works, and other departments of industrial was so greatly annojed by a stranger HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAGO,III. R^hester.N.t of its qualities in my own family, and *i on receipt of price In ordeiinpr, send measure of progress, published many country. Single waist and size of -noe Remittance can be made in eurrencj who flirted with his daughter in church Oyo,uFall,holesalnGUIDKs,tilinect copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news among my patients, have convinced sent in letter at our ribk \7e will send to any subscriber who has already Tht Magneton Garments aie adapted to all ages, are ^LYON&HEALY' that while praying he raised his voice paid in advance, TUB HOUSEKEEPER one year ,JGVLEDGE.- Worn over the undei clothing, (not next to tho HISTORYfst rrJV." me that there is no other single article and the Waterbnry Watch for $3 25 and postage. to its highest pitch and said: "An' now State & Monroe Sts., Chicago. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* body like the many Onlvonle And Electric Humhues iitetl.v 1.1 jj.ic t. Work The BuYEns' NO, & This is 75 cents less than tho retail price of the nd\ ertlscd go extenntvely) and should ba so valuable for popular use, none rjfic American, 261 Broadway, New York. O Lord, hev mercy on the dum idiot fAS SATV VHWemi fire fill tomnj address their taken off at night. They hold theirpawerforever, and 34 and Winter, lc^3,. watch alone BAND CATALOCUE, Handbook about patents mailed free. are worn atallseasonsortheea Battles. with the store clothes on as is winkin' so helpful in Lame Back, Rheumatism, gives price do Send stamp for the "New Pep uture in Medical Treatment for lti 0 yKwej, ^10 rngravnigt i at our Alice, an keep him a hangin' Without ilcdlelnc," A\ itU thousands of testimonials. o' instrument*. SxiiU, Capo, Belts, to consumers everj Neuralgia, Congestion of the NOTES BEOS. ^COTTLEB i THE HOUSEKEEPER. Pimpom, Epaatet*, Cap-Lamps, Ni(,l roun' the church door when sarvis is use eat, drink, ivear, or llistoiyo i i HIj i i i*. THE MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO. SUniU. Ilru Major's SUffi. aoil ,A Bronchial Tubes and Lungs and Lumbago. Hits, Sundry Hand Outfits, KepaMog 318 Statu St., Chicago, a beautiful monthly, ,,i r- over till I can git to him and put a head have fun with. TelL howto ^Material*, KUO Include* lnstrnctton od Ex I'nto.i.i li S it A \i ttectuie. 75 cents a year. Every Tercises for Amateur Baodi. and Jun 14 48. on him! Amen. WHOLESALE order with exact cost, 21G pageslarge ^np'iu (1 nwr urn-, \ciiim I pinto.In\inuhle woman who keeps otCholcr Br Mrulc \i I -,!i 1 if ,i i Druggiss, house needs it, and will Istbc BEST. No preparation. il ir"^g [33 ones 3,300 illustrations, a 'whole I i Sinop 11 i N An Austrian scientist has succeeded Oi I I tOier, Mobile PAYSQNS You may feel free to use my name. Wife Used with any clean pen for mrkmcr have it when she hears I i nl picture gallery. Contains information the I ami any fabric. IVpnlartordecors- IUS of it, if she has to go in lighting up the inside of a man's ot Dun i) nt 11 i I 1 il lu-^,i'nn, ativework on linen. Received Centenm Ve ry tiuly youis, a, in i i ii ti gleaned from the markets of the world. without her Spring M' I body for the purpose of facilitating the ilMS.UAIi & IMplo-Ba. i !Kllt( is I &.'&* -?S ti bonnet Specimen copy x, i'^lNKV No other price-book in existence contains E^t.iWibhidSO years. Sold by tl biiil I i t-r KANE, f.itnti (io3.3. performance of surgical operations. I and Grand Premium Uruggistii.Stauoners & News Agt's. 'nlity unit as much information. Sent free toany addressuponreceiptofpostagei7ctsv. Sti ^^Ami' nil til Kit II ii II nrccjiHtt tt'iti oideiful List Free. Specimen Lct i* Physician in chief of the Quincy is expected that patent medicine manufacturers Xvi i of I it ui'is and uloi, n i U)\old pages of the BUCKEYE niiljoun,' 1 in ll'ustiut i liai will now furnish an electrie 11 aper A favorite preset iptloa of oio of the ST. PAUL, MINX Home. hear from you, or visit us when in o. rr it_j. COOK BOOK, (which everybody 11 idin', 7Z3 pucs Pine. *3 "THE BE8T IS CHEAPEST." cjist noted and successful gpeciitiats tic U.S. knows is tho AGE light with each bottle of medicine so .SRLTHRESHERSSiia. Near Exposition Buildings. T.opc t' lly 'now retired) for thccnrpof..Tc anon, Itlity, -.t^it ISiZtiHooO, JKc? iffcf i y, ben S Price of the CAPCINE 25 cents. Best in the World,) free 7 that the purchaser can illuminate his (4/ with it. Address, iu plalusealedenvelope/res* X)r i.. an fill.li MONTGOMERY WARD &oOB 3 Seabuiy and Johnson, Chemists, Cheapest Bibles^r^^U"^ Buckeye VuVg Co., inside to see that tho only gennine liver (SnitodtoaUaectiong.) Write for FMSHloa. Minneapolis Minn Address DR. WARP & CO- \AV- lz.r, MQ. Pwankltt tares. Both VtrsloM Kew Testaarat AarVK Uf .HTMl rejuvenator is not -a 5 oering with his New York. wJracwtolheAultmaa&TaylorCo,, fcwshee He McMacUn.Ciaciunati.O HwWlO Iff ADJtUI 997 4F 8S9 Wabash Avence, thlcaao, Itl fe*,rSi. *^C%fs 1M$&& LX *t Trnimr-ww-"" s%kb&$k -^5*^ ^^__ itMu if i ____- I