"XL"? NEW ULM REVIEW^, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBERS, 18^3, io% 5 m-"-. m?Tws-* WW 2-'yvtia THE J. I. CASE PLOW COMPANY, THE GREATGERMAN A Girl's Soliloquy. A Dreadful Scene. I do wonder what Archie was thinking REMEDY The Trouble Bill Brac3 A horrible affair took place recently about last night at the theatie. If The Old Settler saw the Sheriff looking *t Rio Grande del Sur, near to the Uruguayan FOR PAIN. I thought he was thinki i of anv one at one of the circus pictures and frontier, says the Montevideo else, I should jiot tear m\ ews out. I WITHOUTMEDICIHE. laughing as if he would burst. The Razon. A young farmer, was bitten by mean some other ghT 1 don't care Wiw Walkin ^^i^lwWlmlP^^ picture was that of an elephant and a a mad dog, and remedies were immediately Relieves and cores ,THE( how much Archie thin\s ot the men Chicago&North-Western camel walking side by side, and a man applied to the wound. Cauterization RHEUMATISM, business men. But if 1 thought lie was on horseback following them. was resorted to, and there was every Neuralgia, thinking of Delia LuGi.in I'd just be Railway is the reason to believe that the virus had Said the Sheriff: "That picture put Sulk flows, too mad for anv thing. Ye% Archie Sciatica, Lumbago, OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE not entered the victim's system. When me in mind of the time that Jim Stark must have been thinking of business. BACKACHE, And the the accident occurred the young man went down to take care of oung Bill He went out to see a man. He aid it UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE HEADACHE,T00TBACH1, was about to marry, but in consequence Brace when Bill had a spell of the jimjams. Steel Flows. S E- was a spice drummer from St., Louis. CHICAGOo of the untoward occurrence the ceremony SORE THROAT, That was the unuiest thing that ft is the Great Thoroughfare from and I knew* he had been sampling cloves, was postponed for three months, ever happened to Pike County, but I QUINSY, SWELLING* and I guess everj bod 111 'the theatre when the medical men who were consulted hadn't thought of it in ten jears, and I SPBAIKS, knew it. H! Ha! Send for Illustrated Catalogues. Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS on the case gave as their unanimous had to howl. And all pomt3 Northern lllinoia, Central, No I don't. If 1 thought tint Delia THE I OASE PLOW COMPANY. Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, FROSTBITES, opinion that there was not the "Maybe it's twenty years ago, and WARRANTED TO CURE& & Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, LaGrange who sat in tho o.irqnettc with Xl.A.GXXtfJB, 'WZSCOSO'SZX. B1TBNS, SCALDS, slightest ground for apprehending any maybe' it's more, but anyhow, young Dakota. Manitoba, Central and And all other bodily ache} that smirking face of he 1 caught Northern UUvh,tfvbra~ka, Colorado, NevadamoyW clanger from the bite. The marriage Bill Brace, after turning a good farm -withoutmedicine Pnlnlnthobncl., hip*, hint}, or and pains. ing1, Idaho, Montana ETIK'PEDIBnEESEEDS a waft from Archie's bp-. I I'dI limb*, nervous dcblllty.lumbuBo, gcncrul dcb.ilty, took place on the farm and was celebrated and three or four of the best horses FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. rheumatUni, pitrulral". neuralgia, c!t'-a dlxeiiA California, Orefjon, Washington Territory, would that and more too. Ye-, Archie csol the Mdnejr*.nplnal dlseftMSS, torpid I er, sunt, with the customary festivities. there was in the county into Jersey rum JtrUMt, Columbia, China, Japan, SoldbyallDniKgisttand seminal cmlwJon Impotcncy, iHtlimn, heart di went out to see the \tv man three Dealers. Directions in 11 the Sandwich Islands. Auatralia. New i After the nuptial supper was over the and absorbing the most of it himself, eac dynpcpsia, conntlpntloii, crytilpc ln, li .!'ex languages. Zealand, and all principal points in tho times. Let me sec, \\:i it three times tlu n. hernia rupture, catarrh, pllen, ciliepi* bridegroom appeared to be seized with somehow or other got the jim-jams. deb!hty tho GENERATIVE ORG AA The Charles A. Vogeler Co. "&en'any NORTH, NORTHWE8T and WEST. I lltv I flS7... .ESTABLISHED he went out? Yes, just lluw times. It 4 a lit of melancholy. One of love's caprices, They took him home to his old man's. occurs, lost vltai: lacl. of nerve force and A l^ct, With its own lines it traverses Northern (Suoeuon to A. VOOELER CO was a four act play. now. I lemember. NINETY-EICHT YEARS a.tln* weakncusc, and all thoao dUcuscM of a tc said somebody. After supper The old gentleman kept a tavern along ILLINOIS, Central and Northern SEEDSlFoor the lUlllmorc, MA, V. 8. t- huiinl nature, from whatever cause, tho coitt .oi Frth MgRCHANTwoufWewPlanieEP He was awful quiet and didn't whisper IOW A, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- came the ball, and when this was at its the river road, and never let anything Mieam of Magnetism permeating through flu- 1 t'i it MARKET GARDENERP^e to me as much as he mu.tllv does. I GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAK O- ii::.t restore thorn too healthy action, 'il.ut- height the newly-wedded couple withdrew bother his head much, and no more did eeCf^QlFor tho PRIVATE FAMILY I^P^^q A. It offers to the traveler all accommodations miatal.o about this appliance wonder if hereallj loves me. It must that can be offered by any from the festive scene and retired the old lady. They took young Bill's be an awful bore to have so much business railroad. Its train service equals that to their apartment. About an hour afterward little indisposition as a matter of course, OC&l/O'CrOWn ^nrcgli/ft on our own FarmslQIba-J^ of any rood: their speed is as great as IS A SURE CURB on one's mind that one can't be the house resounded with ferocious and got along with him well enough for comfort and safety will permit they Ctr~ il.-imUot.ie Illustrated Catalogue and ltnrol Resistor FKrn TO II I brilliant all the time. I thought once make close connections in union depots cries, intei-mingled with shrieks a daj or two but when he got to insisting for all diseases of the Kidneys and ir':tc'H \NTS, SI:NO VH YOIU BUSINJ XS riiius FOR, Tuvnr. i I-T. at junction and terminal points with when wc were driving home that Archie and groans. As soon as the guests had that the old man vvas a snake the leading railroads of the West and DAViD L/l MURETH & S0NS.SEED GR0WERS,PHsL^LFhL4 LIVER was going to propose. He acted Northwest, and offer to those that use recovered from their stupefaction, they which'it was his bounden duty to club LAD,E8AGNETIC so strange. And at one time I thought them started in the direction of the cries. to death, and that the old lady was a It has specific action, on this most Important SPEED, COMFORT AND 8AFETY he vvas going to sleep. Ha! ha! The ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER, Vegetable aud t'lou Seed Catalogue for They proceeded from the nuptial chamber. organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and surperiluous kitten that must be At CHICAGO it makes close connection 18M8 Ul be bent FREE to alt who apply Customers of & reason I thought he was going to propose inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of with all other railroads at that city. The door was burst open and a TO THE LADIES: drowned, and forthwith proceeded to TOU r.e iriili* last =cason need not rite lor it All seed sent from uiy tho Bile, and by keeping tho bowels in frco It runs PALACE SLEEPING C'AItg on was because he a ^o flushed in establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, Tvitit 1 I.CUI 111 fill, horrible spectacle presented itself. On perform his duty with a singleness and all through trains, PAltlxm CAKS on its condition, effecting its regular discharge. so far, that should it pro\ otherwise 1 agree to renll the it.rilll.In Acr litis the face, and acted like a cat in a E1NING order grabs My collection of vegetable seed is one of rincipal routes, and NoilTH-WESTEKrl Exhnntloii,ypepsln,orwltli JMycuKiH of the Liv- ^I^MSO IfyouaroBuffCi.-inefrcrn the iloor lay the young bride in a pool tenacity of purpose that nearly triumphed, the most extensive to tx. found in any American catalogue. r, Kldnevs, Hcatluiho or Cold Ictt, Swolleni or strange garret. CAKS on its COUNCIL 11LUFFS IVIdlCll Ida malaria,have the cliilla, of blood. She still breathed, but her they concluded that he had and a large part of it is of my on growing A* the Weak Anile* or Snollcn Feet, an AI dominal lie and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS are bilious, dyspeptic, orconstipated, KidneyWort original Introducer of Early Oiito tnd llurbunk and a pair of Magnetic I oot Batteries lim no suuei ior O, my, what should I have done if body was torn and bitten as if she had better be handed over to more vigorous through day express trains. will surely relieve and quickly cuic. I'otutoea. Vlarblchead Early Corn, the Hubbard in he u'lo anil cure all the-o oiii!ah)t Tlity Archie had actually proposed2 I believe If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations Sqansili, Mar bleb end Cubbugi, l*hlnney' Melon, cany a powerful magnetic forco to tho Btat the & in the Spring to cleanse the System, every been seized by a tiger. In the corner and persuasive methods of treatment, and a score of other new i(.e ab cs 1 invite the |atrage you will buy your Tickets i BYNthorough E^mmm one should tako a course of it. I'd have struck lum in fun. O, of the room was the bridegroom, covered of the public in the and they called in the hired man and For Lamo Rack, Weakness of tho Spine, FnllIna. ardir, and LII the farms uf by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE il- SOLD DRUGGISTS. Price SI. those *ho plint mv seed wi'l be found my best idvcrtisc the uomb, Leucorrhuu, Chronic Jnniiiiiiiintlon no, I wouldn't. I would have kept ment James J. H. Cresory, Marblehcad Mass OTHEK. with blood and foaming at the mouth, the neighbors. and Ulceration ofthe Womb, Incidental Ijem. For rates for single or round trip him over uutil after nvirmge, and then orrhuare or Flooding. Painful, Suppressed and lrreculnr scratching, biting and tearing away at "Jim Stark, who lived all over the Menstruation, llarrcnncss, and chance of tickets and for full information in regard struck him in earnest, lla! ha! Let the wall and furniture. With a sudden life, this lathe Best Appliance and Curative Agent to all parts of the West, North and county, happened to be in that locality PARSONS* PILLS me see, Archie has told me just five Northwest, write to General Passenger bound he sprang like a tiger upon the For all for ms of Female OiulcuHles I is unsurpassed about that time, and he volunteered to Agent, at Chicago, 111. by anything beroie Invented, both as a cut ativo times in three weeks how becomingly I invaders of his lair, and he would have go and sit up with joung Bill at least agent and as a source of power and vitalizatton All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets was dressed. And once he said I was Price of cither Belt with MagneticFo ot Batteries, 810. made one or more victims had not a by this Line. one night. Jim was a little given,once Bent by express O ,and examination allowed, or by J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, as handsome as a queen. The very mail on eceipt of price In ordering, send measure of brother of the dying bride sent a bullet in a while, to taking a drop too much Gen. Sup t. 2d Vice-Pres and Gen. Manager wai st and size of shoe Remittince can be mode in currency, next day I saw a picture of Queen Victoria, crashing through the madman's sent in letter at our risk himself. Believing that he wouldn't W. H. STBNNETT, and I couldn't help wondering if The Magneton Garments are adapted to all ages, are Gen. Pass. Agt, Chicago. have a very pleasant or quiet evening worn over the undei clothing, (not next tho brain. Archie vvas making sport of me. It body like the many Oalvanle and Electric Hum. with his patient, he thought he would bum aderllcd a extennHely) and should be i M!NNAP0LIS&ST.L0U.S R'V couldn't be, though Archie is no sport. taken off at night. Th ey hold their power forever, and take a small vial of nerve-fortifier Almost as Wis3 as a Serpent. areworn at ail seasons of thejear MAKE TVE W RICH BLOOD, But he said something about queens along, and he did. Send stamp for tho "New Departure in Medical Treatment AXD TIHC "A great structure, my friend, agroat last night iu the carriage, somethinglet Without Medicine," ith thousands testimonials. ''FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE," "They had joung Bill in a front bedroom structure," observed a clerical-looking me seesomething about three THE MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO., And will completely change the blood in the entire system in three months. Any per- ot the tavern, on the ground floor. 318 State St., Chicago, 111. gentleman to a stranger who stood in queens and an ace. lie a queer boy. son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 13 weoli*,, mi Lc restored to sound The house was built close to the edge of "You claim'too "It rapt contemplation ot the bridge I 14 18 health, if such a thing be possible. o. curing Female Complaints these Pills have na He was goinsr to s:i moie, too, for he the road. It was a warm summer's much for SAMARI- is a wonderful evidence of man' eqnal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold e^crj where, or sent by mail for skill whispered, "Only got a dollarcan't nio-ht, and the front window was raised eight lettcr-stampa. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MAS and enterprise'" TAN NERVINE,'} come in," and I hadn't asked him to FEW. to"its full hight. All the tolks in the saysaskeptic. "How CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. "No, jo don't!" exclaimed the come in, for wc hadn't leached home house went to bed and left Jim alone can one medicine be stranger, edging tiww, and eyeing the j-et, and did the gump think I would JOHNSONS ANODINE I.INIIIENTuiIliiisti. with voung Bill. The patient was comparatively a specific for Epi- tan otisU aluii these Krriblc IIIM ISLS mil ill IHIMIIXIIV clerical gentleman from head to foot have charged him a dollar to come in? U'0 I'"'-- euroI !r'' irson -.s ot1teunkinc 1 niU\ rtn.iti\m hooping C0U..I1\.eis IIIIH cises out Im tlitt will quiet, and Jim began to lepsy, Dyspepsia,' 1 cJ with every sjmptom of distrust. "I many lues su it free by i I Don t'tluj u. uiouicnt BI These men arc queer fish. The other think he was to have a pleasant watch. Alcoholism, i Prevention is bettir thaa cure know jour game! In a minute 3ou will S .jOTflSCWS ANODYNE MNIME^Y dav I told Archie that I heard he was Opium Eating, Rheumatism, Spermatorruie, "Ten o'clock had parsed, and, with 4 want me to go with to get a lottery or Seminal Weakness, and fifty other making considerable money nowadaj s, Il,,1U ^j^'m the exception of an occa-ibnal howl, complaints?*' Wc claim it a specific, simply, fi! ticket cashed, and before I know which and I asked him what he was doing. I ionic itho in i i. Chrome Dmrrhai Chronic Ihsemen, hold i Morbus, KiilnevTr.uihlt Ilistosea 01 the and the emphatic expression of the belief because the virus of all diseases arises from side of the street I want to take to get i Jitd iuic lliek. hold cwrv where b^nd lor pamphk to I S J..n\os A. HUSTO N, M\SS. the blood. Its Nervine, Resolvent, Alterativ and He said he made it down to the Old that the room as lull of fighting home, \ou and our pals will bunko Laxative properticsmeetalltheconditions herein [FBI'E to all applicants, and to customers -,II 1. ij Iisli Volenti SutKCOii and Chemist I Oaken Bucket shop. I wonder what cats, joung Bill had given Jim no uneasiness. of lastyear without oidennpr it It contains referred to. It's known world wide as now tiuvdinir in this eountrv, sa\s that most I mo out ot my last hard earned cent' No, about 175 pages, bOO llluBtrdtions. prices, atcur ito Archie meant bv that, anj wav. Never About 12 o'clock joun Bill the Hurst itiul attle Powders sold here I descriptions and valnablo directions tor plunti jou don't, I've been there before." ai' won! less trash He a\ sth.it Sheridan i mind, it he brings two pounds of vanilla 1500 varieties of Vetretab'e and l'lo\ot o-ave a yell lint would have scared a Condition Powders are absolutely pure and "But, my friend, jou mistake mo entirely," Flints, Truit liec* etc Invaluable ill, m, caramels, instead ot the ten cent's panther into Ills. Jim w:ii laj ing back iminenseii ihiablc Nothinc on eaith will make hens la like Sheridan's Condition Powders Do^i R, ially to MurKet Jb.n denen Kc nd lor it' replied the clergjnian mildlv maaGH ftal to 1 omt tood 2*,ld e% er where, or sent mad tor 8 letter-stamps. I S JooasON i. Co., ISO.TO S, MAS S! worth he did the last time, all will be in a chair, in the act ot strengthening D. M. FERRY & CO. DETRO IT WIG "I am a miuister of the gospel!" forgiven and no questions asked.Texas his nerves once moic. lie turned round 1 YWTVtntCir^MF.tSfU "A genuine minister?" demanded the Siflings. and saw Bill sitting up in bed, staring other, looking more reassured. "Are iWSSffir BUTTER COLOR 1 wild at the window. Jim looked in that It quiets and composes the patientnot by the you giving it to me straight? No tally introduction of opiates and drastic cathartics, but direction himself. It Bill's jell would Education of tin El-phant. by the restoration of activity to the stomach and in this?" have thrown a panther into fits, the The most sti iking feati.ii in the education nervous system, whereby the brain is relieved ?housandsButter "I assure 5 ou, sir, I am a clergyman," fcGiTes tlioirilt-Pilseil color the) oar round. The 1 i-vtH litttcr r.tiyers rcroniw nd ltn nsM of morbid fancies, which aro created by the one that Jim gave would have killed it of an elephant, sav W. T. Hornaday, of Da'ryt iui siy IT I PERFECT. LseU all the be-,t, CreimiIMIS. Ww.dedtht Inter. said the clerical gentleman, with dignity. causes above referred to. Aslc v)urdfufpistoriw nil mt forit or write toi l:\Ui it It hut stone dead. There, with it-s head rational Diploma at tf Y. Diiry Fair. in Popular Science Monthly for To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary men, Merchants, "You ma} believe me, sir. What It costs, who usi si whore to It, WfcTJJS, ujm.m'jsK9J^j*amt RICHARO^ON A CO, Propretor*. Iliiriiwrton, \t. shoved through the open window, and August, is the suddenness of his transition Bankers, Ladies and all those whose sedentary I tell \ou is true." employment causes nervous prostration, with its trunk waving slowly to and fro, from a wild and lawless denizeu of irregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels or "Put it here!" exclaimed the stranger, and its ears flopping, was an elephant, the forest to the quiet, plodding, goodtempered kidnej orwho require a nerve tonic, appetizer or offering his hand. 'Tut it right here! Western 'Wheel Scraper Co. and at its side stood a camel. In less stimulant, SAMAMTAH NERVINE is invaluable. and cheerful beast of draught I thought jou miht be one of those Thousands proclaim it the most wonderful invigorant than a second Jim was in under the or burden. There takes place in the that ever sustained the sinking system. bunko"stoercr- and I was on to jou. bed, yelling murder at the top of his keddah, or pen of captuie, a mighty $1.50. Sold by all Druggists. (14) I'm glad jou are a minister, for I have MANUFACTUflEnS OF voice. The hired man slept over head, For testimonials and circulars send stamp.__t- struggle between the giant strength of been on the lay tor one for along time. THE SS, S. A. EICHMOND MED. CO., PSOPB'3., The OnlyPractical & ParableWheeled Scrapers. and hearing the noise, lushed down. the captive and the ingenuity of man, ST. JOSEPH, MO. The above is a correct map of the You steer the plant and I'll set up the The first thing that met his gaze was ably seconded by a few powerful tame ALBERT LEA ROUTE, drinks, and if we don't work that congregation the elephant and the camel. Then he elephants. When he finds his strength of yours out of every cent nml its immediate connections Through Trains daily thought he had the jams, and with a ML LY0I& E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., utterly overcome by man's intelligence Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. there is in the joint, you may take me From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, terrible howl he went out of a back he yields to the inevitable and accepts anywhere and just job me out of the last window and made for the barn. Tho itliout change, connecting with all lines the situation philosophically. Sanderson rattle without a squeal out of me if I have EAST and SOUTHEAST. uproar awoke the old man and woman, once had a nariow escape from Their Double Bottomed, All Steel to mortgage my farm. Come on, what The only line running Through Cars bctw een and they came tearing into the room. death while on the back of a tame elephant Drag Scrapers & Railroad & Tow..- do jou saj MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. The elephant and camel were the first ins.de a keddah attempting to Shlp Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. Through lining betweet) It would be interesting to know what things they saw. They tumbled over secure a wild female. She fought his MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, the clerical gentleman wanted to say to one another in their haste to get out, elephant long and viciously, with the i nnnwUng In Union Depot for all Points Jsout'i and that proposition.Brooklyn Eagle. and added their howls to Bill's, Jim's, -iimthwist Close connections made ith bt l'.MJLM, strength and courage ot despair, but she and St & Duluth liailroads, from and to all and the hired man\. 1 he old lady got was finally overcome by superior numbers. points Xoitli and \orth West "Why so gloomy this morning, Jacob?" out of the house and ran a mile up the Although her attack ou Sanderson ICKVKHIIKIt! PULLMAN- PA LACK SLEHMNC. "AI on all night Tiains Through Tickets autl hag "Ah, my poorlettlePenjjmin Leviho road to Granny Cusword's. She in the keddah w.^ of the most murderous i i (lucked to destination For time tibles. rate ol is toad?' 'Dead? You surprise me. aroused the people there and jelled: description, he states, that her fj c, etc call upon nearest Ilckct Agent, oi address Send for CATALOGUES io happen9" "Veil, yon see, S. BOYD, How did it conduct after her defeat vvas most exemplary, (Jcn'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. "Don't come out or you'll git 'em. Pure. WESTEBN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. my lottle Penjjmin he \as at der synagogue and she never afterward showed I've got 'em, the ole man's got 'em, to saj his brayers and a poy put any signs of ill-temper. Jim Stark's got 'em and the hired PEOPLE WHO LIVE CLARK JOHNSON'S in his het at der toor andgriet.'Joblot!' Dr. man's got'cm! We all got 'em o' Bill! Mr. Sanderson and an elephant driver and lettle Penjyminhe A as gilt in der THE CELEBRATED alow the line of and neai to the old ST PAUL st Who under the blessed canopy'd a once mounted a full-grown lemale elephant groan."N. Y. Lije. BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its variotn thunk they was ketchm? Don't come on the sixth daj after her capture, Branch Lines, now a paitof the -^-~m without even the presence of a (Patented.) out, an' I'll kinder hide in the wood- A Parrot Perplexes the Players. tame animal. Sir Emerson Tennent shed!' Indian Blood Syrup According to the Denver Tribune, a records an instance wherein an elephant "Well, in the midst of the excitement parrot lately distinguished itself at the vvas fed from the hand on the first !ifoli & Oiqktici Lii\e at the tavern, a man on horseback Opera House there, the manager of night of its capture, aud in a veiy few Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver. rode up. He soon straightened which had boi rowed it from a restaurant daj*s evinced pleasuie at being patted things. You see there had been a circus know that this is the shot and quick Lino to til Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and BloejV keeper. During the lirstactof the LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S on the head. Such instances as the points Cente.il and Western Missouri, to nil down to Stroudsburgh, and it had "Old Shipmates" the bird was quiet above can be multiplied indctinitch. To points in Kansas, Nebr\.k Colorado, Texas Millions testify to its efficacy in healine pulled up at night to come on to Milford. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. California, Aiizona, New and Old Mexico, an' ,Jw enough but as it had become accustomed what else shall they be attributed than that this is the Only lAut between Mhme$ot The elephant and camel had been to its novel surroundings, commenced the above named diseases, and pronounce philosophic reasoning on the pait of the Mind the South Went, la a Positive Cure chained together, and the keeper rode to display its accomplishments, elephant? The orang-oiiiamr, so otten THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES it to be the for all thwie Painful Complaint* and WtiknciMi along on horseback. He got tired and to the amusement ot the audience and put forward as his intellectual superior, ocoiuiuon to our best female population. sleepy, aud just before he reached the dismay of the actors. "Lamb chops BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN It w.Heme entirely the worst form or FeiualoComplaint.i, when captured alive at any period of of the populous Missouri Valley, namely Brace's had fallen asleep in his saddle. nil ovarian troubleg, Inflammation and Ulcers or breaded veal?" screamed Poll, bringing TRADE MAKE Sioux City, Conneil Bluff, Omuha. life than ot helpless intancv, is vicious, Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. tion, lulling aud Displacements, and the consequent His horse had turned into Brace's barnyard St. foaeph, AlehtoH,MieaveHirorf/tand forth aloud "s-sh!" to which the aggressive, and intractable for weeks Spinnl Weakness, aud Is particularly adapted to the FnvatCily. and stopped, and the elephant and bird responded with, "Shut upyou 8FAGENTS WANTED.-fJ5 and months, it not during the remainder Tho St. Paul & Sioux City Railroad, now known DETAIL GEOCEHS, ATTENTION! Change ot 1 ife. the camel went on. Seeing the light make me tired!" "Quit kissing the as the Wettem ltleMom of the Chicago, St I of its life. Orangs captured when It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt,NewYorkCity. Druggists sell it Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Lino, Is also the Shor in the window, the elephant went to investigating cook!" and a volley of oaths. An actress an cai ly stago of development. The tendency to can BUY NONE! HA.VBNON.1 USBNOMBUI BUY fully adult exhibit ihe most liger-liko and lUreet Line from Central and Western Min The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. matters and gave the whole eti ous humors therelachecked veryspeedily by Its use pushed the cage to the wings of ferocitj anil are wholly intractable. nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the It leinovcsfaintncsa, flatulency, destroys oil craving house the jim-jams."Ed. Molt N. South-West to the stage, to be siezed by the manager For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwara If dogs are naturally superior to elephants for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach, propertjr-room, the Y. Sun. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS and carried to the and grocery dealers. I yourj obbercannot supply ENNSYLYANIAI QUAKER CITY it cities Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, in general intellect, it should be you, send your orders direct to us. voice of the indignant parrot dying General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. as easy to tame and educate newly TheE.T.BamumWire&IronWorks. andQthe entire North and North-West, and to the away in the distance, until the slamming An exchange says that it is becoming Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. caught wild dogs or wolves of mature 1S83 That feeling of bearing down, canting pain, weight LawnMowers of the door shut it out altogether, Jit St. Ian/connections are made with the quite generally known that the common DETROIT. MICH. age as newly caught elephants. But, and bacltiche, is always permanently cured by its uss. Xaitern MHVMOH ol the Chicago, St. Panl, Minneapolis but not before the offender Poll had revenged fertilizer phosphate is a very dangerous so far from this being the cae, it is safe It will at all limes and under all circumstances act In & Omaha hue, for Noithern and Central its removal by nipping the captor article to handle by any one suffering harmony with the laws that govci the feinnlo system. Wisnonsin, and .or Chicago and all points cast to assert that it would be impossible to in the leg. A little later the manager Will Run More Easily, Surpass all others and the running of tiains ISSO nuanged tha^passengeis For tho cui of Knlney Complaints of either sex this from chapped or sore hands. It is pa train the most intelligent company of RELIABLE E fiom the Western Division of thi lits. thus addressed his treasurer: "Mr. Compound is ur.sm pr"s^tl Cut Longer Grass. tially composed of blood and bones of pointers, setters, or collies ever got together can have from one to one and one hall hours nee IYDIA V. PINKIUM'S VEGETABLE COM- AND ARE Morse, let it be understood, once for Cut More Smoothly, dead animals, which may have come to tend to bu iness in St. Faul if desired. to perform the feats accomplished POUNIMs piepa-ed at t"3 and 2 5 Western Avonue. THE BEST A favorite presr-nption of one of tbo all, that hereafter no living wild beast When youeo South ot South Wcstbesum to Less Liable to Obstruction, their death by disease, and if it accidentally spi'ciaa-.t-i,m SiebilUy, with such piomptness and accuracy Eyan, Mass. I'liecgl Six bottles! or $5 Bent by mail most noted and successful the U. 3. JVcrj to over this Line through the leven Nig- fillie will be introduced on our stage." Require Less Repairs, (now retired) for thecure of comes iu contact with a llesb Intliefoim o'j 11 nlo in tit" foim of lozenges, on by all regularly trained circus elephants. and when go north, east or noithwest, go MJnstManhood,WeaknessnuAl^ccay, bent More Easily Adjusted. receipt of price. ,ic *o~ fo- ithcr M's Pmkham wound may result in severe case ol through St. mul the ttreat Jtatlroad itittttl In plain sealed envelope/Vee. Druggists can fill iU freely ansHCisu'i! of the gre^tNoi thwest ij Send for pamphlet. And the Most Durable, blood poisoning Address DR. WARD & CO LouVcra, Mo. Twopassengei trains daily, St. Paul to Cliicag The successful training of all elephants Address "3 a!o\ i i tn.3 aver IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. tin ou gliLlioy and Madison, with Pullman Palac OlubsOther Than Policemen's. up to the icquired working point EVERY MOWER WARRANTFD. n-TCHAira Sleeping Cais oi eneh tiam. Wu fan.l'y tho'.l i How the French Marry. But for mj own part I have little love is so fullj conceded in India thai the tivEit rrjs "IM n, no "liasj THKOUGlI TICKETS SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. In thi country, writes a Paris correspondent, for the "Stand-by" Club, or any other. market value of an aniiinl depends SUlJ 't t} LLOYD, SUPPLEE AWALTON a marriage for money on the I think that all clubs and all clans are fc# bold ri._is -i wholly upon his age, sex, build, and the er thisiouteaie on saleat nil piincipal stations part ot the male party to the contract to be despised by every man who feels presence or absence of good tusks. The Be sine and buy a tin ough ticket, as they aie genei.illy PHILADELPHIA, PA. is not looked upon in the same light as strong and sufficient in himself. I want cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets animal's education is either sufficient lady QUE TREATMENT. French3 you destteor tlie'^ifcimation wanted about lates it is with us. I knew a no victories that I can't win without the for the buvcr, or, il not, he knows it can MiGSSMftu connections, Ac at yout home stfilon, write to who was an heiress to a nngnificent help of anyone. No clubs, particularly 3D "Want the undersigned, and youi letter will receivp be made so ^TO-CL fortune, but who had too much good those meant for mutual comfort and piompt attention. W TLASDALE, certain cure for Nervous 1 sense to exchange it for a title. When protection, are selfish and beget selfishness. F.B. CLARKE enei-il Agtnt, Debility, Seminal Weak- "THE HOME, HOW TO HAKE AND KEEP Pure Sympathy. she made her debut in-oeietv she was the Let us rather make the whole _v (ien.TralhcMaiintjti. St. Paul Minn. ness, Impotence, etc. IT."Mrs Henry Ward Beecher's latest and The Becipesused in my practice for 25 Years "What have vou ot for dinner?" inquired object of more offeis ot marriage from world one vast club room, counting each best book. It is a work that every wife, theend an illustratedbooa oi 60 pages giving fai" di every mother and every housekeeper ought to a disgusted drummer of princes, duke-, counts, and barons than man a member, and so, giving help to lections foi self-treatment, sent free, durce- have. Practical common-sense, useful every day, OIM&HEALY waiter. The drummer had been in tho jou could shake a stick at. She declined all, receiving help from all, march side 1 %7 &B. 1. WTLUAMS. 435 Vhter 8t, Mfeia fl* IT TOUCHES EVERY EXPERIENCE IV THE LITE OT THE TRUE WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very attractive. town twenty-four hours without taking them all and married a gentleman by side, keeping step with the humblest, State & flonroc Sts.,Chicago PriceB, clojth, gold and silver sides, new an order. whose fortune was equal to her helping tho weakest, shielding the poorest, style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt Will en 1 rrpifiii to any address their CARRIAGES, BAND CATALOCUE, own and who loved her lor herself. "Roast duck, sir." asking no favor, but taking the edge $3.75. Specimen pages sent free to any adSold for lssi, IH i" *1 tngravingj only by subscription. Agents waat- dress, Long afterward, when she was a happy brunt of the flight like a man and a soldier "Ah! was the duck shot on the of in.triiineiiU, Suits, dps, Belts, TennB very liberal. l*om|oii* I piiiUU, Cap-Lamp*, ed everywhere, PH/ETONS, wing?" wife and mother, she renewed her acquaintance in the front of battle.Joaquin Miller. SPECIA OFFER FOE' 30 DAYS.Any oubwho JIIIU. Drum M-yor'i SLitfi. and tb, S in Iry llii"l Outfits, Repairing with a school mate who sends ns 6 yearly subscribers to "The Housekeeper," "1 guess so." Miterlil, il tnuu le Instruction and Ei- at 50 cents each, or 12 trial subscribers BUGGIES, also had entered society as an heiress nUe. fur Amitenr Bands, audi CaUlogoa' "Trying to get away from this cussed at 25 cents each, or 'i 2-year subscribers at $1 each, cf Cboup iir i Muuc and who had Heated heisett 10 a ducal place wasn't he?" we will send a copy of The Home," postpaid, A boyno matter his name, for he by mail. This offer is good only 30 days from the coronet in exchange for her dot. The "I presume likely enough, sir." ROAD CARTS, sits in Parliament nowa boy who was date of this paper, after which time "The Home" duchess and the bourgcoise compared "Good bird sagacious fowl rara avis. can be bad only through our authorized agents. PAYNE'S iO Horse Spark-Arresting both nervous and credulous, had been notes, and they discovered that wortwoof I admire his pluck and pity his misfortune. Portable Engine his (ut 10 000 ft. of lruchigau made to believe that a decoction of fresh copy will they had both during the same season Pine Board in 10 hours, burning Blabs from tho You may bring me that duck. i For Terms and Prices address, create a demand for "hundreds more. walnut juice used as ointment would saw in eight foot lengths. received no leas than twenty offers I'll take the whole of him. I'll help BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO., harden any part of the body to which Minneapolis Minn. of mairiage from as mauj men of rank FISH BROS,ftCO., him along on the road.''Texas Siftings. it was applied. Having been complained and title, and that in both cases pretty of on a half-holiday and anticipating much all these wooers, including the RACINE, WIS. The Larder of a Watering Plac3 Hotel. that he should have to "stay at nine" on duke who was the successful one, had THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. the morrow, he procured some green It seemed like a vast quarteimaster's Or oall en been the same persons. There is nothing walnuts, squeezed their juice out into a supply warehouse on the plains. There MER1DEN, CONN. finicky about our titled fortunehunter basin, and daubed himself freely with was flour piled up by rods, hams stretched M. MULLEN. aud a young girl who has gone the liquid over night. Next morning along by rods from beams. The Our 10 Hone We Guarantee to furnish power 184 wrong, and even a veteran of the vieille AGENT in New Ulm to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. he found to his dismny that he had larder filled with chickens in ice, fish garde, all scarred over with the wounds Our 15 Horse will cut 10,000 feet In same time. stained himself a rich mahogany color, in ice, steaks and chops sufficient for a Our Engines are GUABAKTKED received during her long years of service J^AZS STANDAR POCKE CUTLERY, which would not wash off. It was in regiment, and the steward sat at his to furnish a horse-power on SiOO PRESENT. in tho battalions of Venus, will find less fuel and water than vain that he rubbed himself with a soapy desk in the basement taking down everything BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are fav or in his sight, provided the figure of any other Engine not fitted For a Machine that will sponge and called upon his neighbors tb patents, caveats, ladles* Scissors and I nk Erasers. that anybody wanted. "For," a certain care for all diseases with an Automatic Cnt-Off. Saw as Fast and Easy the dot ends with a respectable number -^-*-i -v-r Oi 1 -Ic-marLs, copyrights, etc.. for -i^f^^"* If yon want a Stationary or assist him in this operation but the stains said the proprietor, "here is where I requiring a complete tonic especially ^,.."?T as tills oao. of zeros. So well is this understood that .i Portable Engine, Boiler. Circular Umtod States, and to obtainpat- T^ TfL Tf. ft Xi would not go sqyeral of his friends, i make or lose." The wine rooms were Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* handsome,- Saw Hill. Shafting or the daily papers are filled with such ad A ne in Canada, England, France, O 1 however, reassured him by saying that twice as long as liquor stores the kitchen mitteut Fevers, Want of Appetite, an Pullies, either cast or Meddart'a 'ThAcme,,*ndwulmUi*mplef?TOt oBrecjptor3. Oeimany, and ail otlter countries. JlL'to^rtr^tMi^UWlAca*^*^ vertisements as the following, which Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, they did not show much, and it was on was big enough to have a sham battle a Iioss of Strength, Tjack of Energy, Tliirty-six yearn* practice. No I translate from thosfe of this morninoby send for our illustrated Catalogue, the faith of these statements that the in, and on the pay-roll thus early etc. Enriches the blood, strength* charpro for examination of models or drawings. lS&rs for information and prices. way of sample: 1 self-painted one went into school. At Advice by mail free. in the season were 360 persons. "When ens tiro muscles, and gives new ^3 C3 li. W. PAYNE & SONS, Corning, N. Box 846 3 lad Patents obtained throngh ns aro noticed iu mmmmmmwmmaMBMBimamtMmmmmammmimmmmnmimtamua This la the Kins of Saw machines. I 9 o'clock he appeared in the swishingroom, I have bad weather," said the proprietor, life to the nerves. Acts like y0 the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has ii hnorable gentleman, saws off a 2 foot log In S minutes. Cheapest BiblesMESgaWff a&-Our vhol* Una of Pent will be told bv the trade. and being too shy to give the "they eat my head right up it is in charm on the digestive organs, with a blot on her character and a dot ot 8J0.- the largest circulation, and is tae most influential ttirPrice LUU furnUhcd to dealer* 0D apphttUtn. 80,000 in use. The cheapest machine T*: *AGEMB WAITED a head master a hint of what had happened, the marketing that one must save or 300 francs, wishes ty pet married the marriage removing all dyspeptic symptoms, .u r.i newspaper ofitakind published in tho s~ made, and felly warranted. Circular free. must bo celebratedr without delay\ Address,ete orshee At McMackm. Cincinnati.* mai!. knelt down without a word. Dr. G. make himself here. I paid $4,000 to world. The advantages of such a notice every such as tasling *ho food, Belching Alady who1 has a blot on her character and a Pelted States Uanufacturing Co., Chicago, IU. patentee understands. fairly recoiled. But when the sixth form my butcher this morning. I feed my Heat in the .Stamach, Heartburn T11 ?*&' FREE! Sawing klldde Ecs Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news. I will mail a copy even if he has no lortune. Address! etc praepostor, who had got an inkling of help on beef that costs twelve and a "*c. The only Iron Prepf-raticn paperispubli8hedwEEKI/*at$3.20ayear, of my New Book, E I A STIC TRUSS the story, laughingly explained how and hall cents a pound, while these cuts hatwill not Wac3w*i the teeth or and is admitted to be the best paper devoted MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," llie New I in .ru..l HHiaddUMs*fimmallotk for what purpose walnut juice had been that go to customers cost twenty-two. to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering ve headache. So! all Drugat One of the loveliest spectacles in this K0\Aala L14.il \M rapihapa, with Sdf-AdnttS an withvmmmaammmi^aMT, CONSUMPTION FUEE, nameeyand to person works, and other departments of industrial Bmina crater, adftal twlrutdl used, the doctor's mirth was too great After all the bar is the great placo of $1.00 a !v" 1 world is to watch the expression of rapture Miit his post-ofice addresa^ana six centf il,pay MritJo.m- of1 th*** body,*wfclh tkt tb progress, published in any country. Single SORE THROAT. JIiBLKl-t,o stamps postageB. to allow him to proceed with the castigation. the gain. Before the month of July 1 lathe cheapest and be-t Jj* that passes over tho face of the IKOWK ClltuMlCAl* CO.'* .r525i&iJSy A copies by mail, 10 cejits. Sold by all news* J\ boy ttxteen rar wtmucTkssh'wiik tfcu A He threw down the birch and ad set in i had spent $7,000, with uudc as he sucks lemonade up through dealers. canaaw logs fut aDl u* BaUiu JM.^1 fNMnttalimlabhaMMaSy or BRONCHITIS* the information in ths Book is .r* on text trml hurriedly left the room. rdly any summer season. On a good dress, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* a straw, rolls his eyes and rubs his ears fayand Bight. aa4 radical 1U mmj, dankb mat an boa Bitters are made by BSOWD CMSWOM of great value: and it may in the providence oX God. Clta'aJd._fnU tar 10natrau-l Catalotcuf rontalnln tti'liit (gU roBtainlny Uckttf. Smtbynadl. tine American, 261 Broadway, New York. cave many useful Ilvc. Addresa, here I *ake in $3,500.'* Co. and have erased red lines and trade mark on wrsppst. i together at the back of his head. Pack. a a-i full parUcutur a AwCXT WAATKB ala a-i parUculara A*E.\T WA^yi"Kl -W81BT0J YBUM CO* CUttf*. Vf BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. Jta)MUoo about patents mailed free, D&A.B. WOiJtlV MO S*dth St^CtuMtinatt.'Sk m$s& -Men Jl -m^U^PMA ,M "STOT* sirwtoy. %33m&&3B*j'S rr ji^Y *T i^aitej