WW IrHflMiy- W^fe 3 L.r+-i~*^b l' 1,W|W^^^^^ tvfwmm'^-aimi-mim^'iMuai^ i/--J*1 WW" 1?x -*s*sr *%$* gNEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, 1883, THE J. I. CASE PLOW COMPANY. A Book-Trade Secret. THE GREATGERMAN Anatomy and Hygiene. ,4, --fe**^ Where (ka may Still sse Elk. What becomes of all the books? is a A tall, angular specimen of poor humanity, REMEDY It i3 not to be wondered at that Utes question almost as hard to answer as built in the Queen Anne style 4^liiVIL^^^^GsnireSrailFlow2 FOR PAIN. were loth to quit the country around what becomes of all the pins? The of architecture, came tearing down the EiihgCiiltivators Carbonate as a hunting ground, for in junkmen, being the real coroners of Avenue a few days since like a whole all Colorado I don't think Garfield and A JL W'AY books, both good and bad, could tell W1TH0UTMEDICIHE. crowd getting out of a circus. Summit Counties have their equal for Believes andcures the tale better than anybody else. But "Hold on!'" shouted one of the party Wallrinj fits ame, elk, deer, grouse, bear and rabare )THE( RHEUMATISM, IM risws, there is much wonder to know what becomes of business men congregated on a corner, Chicago& North-Western here in more than abundance of many volumes before they find "didn't you Know there is a law in Neuralgia. the mountains actually swarm with their way to destructionto know why this town against fast driving on the Sciatica, Lumbago, Railway is the them, if I may use the .expression. Sulk flows, they are ever bought or sold at all. mling flows, boulevard?" OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE Near snow line, on Deep Creek, is a BACKACHE, There is no need to explain the very "No," puffed the man, slowing him* UNITED STATES^ FAST MAIL ROUTE HEADACHE, TOOTHACHI, herd of elk numbering 1,000 to 1,500 few books which are written and bought self up, and evidently trying to hold head, out of which I have had my share, SORE THROAT, It is the Great Thoroughfare Irom and to to be read and first editions and rare Steel flows. CHICAGO himself together, "and I'm dummed if I having hams of the stately fellows hanging volumes have a fictitious value which is QUINSY, SWELUXG& believe there's a law for an) thing about outside of my tent on a tree all the well understood, for bibliomaniacs generally SPRAINS, the whole cussed locality." winter through. I have lost no bears, Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, outbid the junkmen and postpone And all pomt3 in Northern Illinois, Central, Send for Illustrated Catalogues. "What's the matter with 3011?" pursued THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS consequently have been hunting none Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, the inevitable day of "old paper" period FROSTBITES, THE I CASE IIL.O\^ C03IPANY. the questioner,"been fiied out of a Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, WARRANTED TO .BRE&*arg this winter, but I saw a man the other & a few years longer. But while books BURSTS, SCALDS, Dakota, Manitoba, Central and saloon?" \jviscoNsior. a HACINE, And all other bodily ache? day who said his partner knew, a man Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, are still new what becomes of them? "Not much. I don't hang around and pains. without medicine PatnlntnebacV, hlpmhead, or Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, whose brothej: shot a bear about cubbing Hundreds of copies are published in this limbs, nervous deblllty.lumbnco, general debility, FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. saloons like a bummer from away up California, Oregon, Washington Territory, rheumatism, paralysis, neuralgia, sciatica, diseases time, a short time ago. This is Sold by all Druggists and British Columbia, China, Japan, country every day and thousands of the creek." ol the kidneys,spinal diseases, torpid liver, gout, Dealers Directions In 11 the Sandwich Islands, Australia. Jfeto the onlv authentic source from which I seminal emissions, Impotency, asthma, heart disease, different books every year. Of course, languages. "Been shot out of a hotel for trying to dyspepsia, constipation, erysipelas, indices. Zealand, and all principal points in the learned* that bears actually run at will The Charles A. Vogeler Co. tlon, hernia or rupture, catarrh, piles, epilepsy, only a small proportion of these books mash the chambermaid, eh?" NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. dumb ague, etc ESTABLISHED in this land of snow and steady habits. 8 I are read or meant to be read. If au When any debility of the GENERATIVE OIXG V\S With its own lines it traverses Northern (Successors to A. VOOELERftCO "No, 011 are off, stranger. Not NINETVECHT r- YEAR Fa occurs, lost vitality, lack of nerve force mid ^ior, A great many of the boys camped here ILLINOIS, Central and Northern Baltimore, md^TJ.S.* thorship or publishing depended entirely For the MERCHANT owHew wan SEEDS much. No, not very much. I'm married, vrastlng weaknesses, and all those diseases of personal IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- sec bear "signs" daily," but tor some nature, from whatever cause, the continuous upon the patronage of readers the For the MARKET GARDENERrou I amnunried for goodan' I GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- stream of Magnetism permeating through the pnrts. reason or other fail to connect on the must restore them to a healthy action. TUtio i. no TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations number of writers ana publishers would gr oi For the PRIVATE FAMILY don't spark around nothing nor nobody, mibtake about this appliance. that can be offered by any animals themselves. Hence a scarcity a Cr SOT be very small. \Crown by ourselves at hum or abroad. Say, do I look fcu ILs i*i/ Kef railroad. Its train service equals that of bear meat in the market. "Of course," said the smiling niana of any road their speed is as great as bad?" 'HE CREAT CURE C^r-Xlaudsoiuo Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register litre O MI. As the snow slowly melts, the stumps comfort and safety will permit they ger of one of the large up-town retail "Pretty bad, for a fact. Was you make close connections in union depots of trees are looming^ up in the snow, :,ILTICHA.TS SEND S YOUR BUSINESS C\RDS FOR i book-stores, there is a notion that books chased by a wild, unfettered jimplicute at junction and terminal points with and if bare ground is found before the lAVE L4NBRETH&^ONS.SEED GROWERS^P^C^P.U 1 9 FO the leading railroads of the West and are made to be read, but really that is a of the prairie, or bit by a scorpion, or RHEUMATISM Northwest, and offer to those that use coming of another winter the streets of notion that ought to be out of date. squeezed through one of the sewer them this embryo city will have a l-idiculous "What are they used for? Well, SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY SA6NETIC pipes?" |E LAD FTi appearance. On them will be seen numerous At CHICAGO it makes close connection Aa it is for aU the painful diseases of the largely as presents. Of course the ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. "Do you notice a kind of a quivering Hy Vegetable and Flower Seed Catalogue for with all other railroads at that city. tall stumps, say fifteen to twenty KIDNEYS.LIVER AND BOWELS. Christmas presents are most all of this 18S3 will be sent FKEB to all who ippl) Customers of in that arm?" It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on If you ir ffl*t fed It cleanses the system of the acrid poison TO THE LADIES: last season need not write lor it All senl sent from my feet high, the remnants of once thrifty class, but they are by no means all that with 1 i.cun ut -m, all through trains, PARLOR CARS on its that causes the dreadful suffering -which establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, "Shakes like a loaf." BUNINGlCARS Neuralgia, Acitous rincipa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN. trees cut low (or shall it be high) to so far. that should it proie otherwise 1 a ree to renll the only the victims of Bheumatton can realize. are consumed as presents. Nobody Exhan*tlon,lrspepi.in,orwHl lHscuntsof tlic Liver, "Do my eyelids work liko a vibrator order gratis My collection of egetable seed is on of on its COUNCIL BLUFFS THOUSAND8 OF CASES Kidneys, llcauacho or Cold Fcit, Swollen or furnish fuel for the pioneer prospectors the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue ever reads a book that has been given and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS of the worst forms of this terrible disease threshing machine?" Weak Ankles, or Swollen Feet, an Abdominal Belt and a larpe part of it is of my own irrowijr An the who braved the hard winter and deep have been quickly relieved, and In short time and a pair ofand MagneticoFoot Battel iecomplaints ha\ no supei ior through day express trains. to him. You see that table. I count ie cure all these Ihe original Introducer of Enr'y Ohio -md BurbuuU "Worse they twitch like a poisoned re1 in the PERFECTLY CURED. If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations Potatoes. Varblehiad Farly Corn, the Hubbard snows of 1883, and built their tents in on selling every book on it for presentation carry a powerful magnetic force to the seat of the coyote." PRICE, $1. LIQUID OB DRY, SOLD BY DUIGCISTS. you will buy your Tickets Hquoiib, Murblehead Cabbage, Fhliirij'H Melon, disease. the branches of tall firs. Tnose of us snd i score of other new \ei,et uies I lrwte the jatrun Dry can be sent by mail. by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE within ten days. You see the "Am I blae, or black, or cream-tinted, Co.<p>KIDMEY-WORkn For Lame Back, Weakness of the Spine, Falling age of the public In the gardens and on -he larms it WELLS, BICHABDSOir Sc Burlingto Vt OTHER. who were on top of what we supposed of the womb, Leucorrhoea, Chronic liiHuiinnu. birthdays of wives and daughters and those who plint my seed will bet best !\cr sorrel, or plain bay with a white For rates for single or round trip ment James H. Gregory, M^rblehe^d VMS tlon and Ulceration of the Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage were small bushes a month ago are now sweethearts and preachers come all the or Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and Irregular tickets and for full Information in regard strip in my face?" menstruation, Barrenness, and change of descending one by one the branches of to all parts of the West, North and year around." Lire, this Is the Best Appliance und Curat!* Agent "Well, rather brindly complected, I Northwest, -write to General Passenger thrifty old fir trees, and the branches Known. The only known specific for Epileptic Fits. "This article," said a worldly-minded PARSONS' PIL Agent, at Chicago, 111. should say." For all forms of Female IMffloultles it is -unsurpassed around which we tie the cords of our Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness. Nervous by anything befoi invented both as a cui ative All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets salesman in a religious book-store, "is "How's my hair?" agent and as a source of power and vltalization Weakness it instantly relieves and cores. Cleanses by this Line. tents are getting more like unto the gotten up especially for the country Price of either Belt with MagneticFoot Batteries, 910. "Looks like a buffalo robe struck by J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, blood and quickens sluggish circulation. Neutralizes Sent by express CO ,ond examination allowed, or by hefty saw-log. The festive lot owner preacher and Sunday-school men. I Gen Sup t. 2d Vice Pres and Gen Manager mall on receipt of price In ordering, send measure of lightning." germs of disease and saves sickness. Cores will also have cause to mourn, a some W. H. STENNETT, waist and size of shoe Remittance can be made in currency, don't know whether they read them or "Do jou think ef I was to hang a catfish sent in letter at our risk Gen.Pass Agt,Chicago. [A SKEPTIC SAID] of his lots are in the numerous lakes The Magneton Garments are adaptedto all ages, are not, but this style suits the trade and sinker on the end of my nose it worn over the underclothing, (not next to the that abound in the park, just below us. we know that precisely as dealers in calico body like the many Galvanic and Electric Humbugs could be drawed down again and shifted advertised so extensively) and should be Seventeen hundred of these lots are posish9" nndblooidahandgood, MINNEAP0LIS&ST.L0UIS R'Y know the tastes of women in Texas. taken oft at night. They hold their power forever, and baok into are worn at all seasons of the year. owned in Denver. From this it will be uglyblotches and stubbor sores. Eliminates "We make a specialty of country MLE^K E NE W RIC BLOOD, "Perhaps so, but what's been the row? Send stamp for the "New Depai ture in Medical Treatment AJ.B THK seen that all the suckers are not dead, Bolls, Carbuncles and Scalds. (^"Permanently and Without Medicine," with thousands of testimonials. bibles. This make of 'Holy Scriptures' Where \a the lumpus? We didn't "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." promptly cures paralysis. Yes, isa charming and neither do the) come wholly from the And will completely change the blood in the entire system in throe month-. Any per- is a sure go at conutry weddings. No THE MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO., hear an) disturbance when the house healthful Aperient. Kills Scroful Kings Evil, East in guise of pilgrims.N. Y. Sun 218 State St., Chicago, 111. son who will take 1 Pill each night bom 1 to 1 3 weoks, m-\\ be rebtort to rural couple ever gets married but ountl fell in on you twin brothers. Changes ba breat to remov- I 48. health, if such a thing be possible. Fo. curing Female jmpl tints, thene Pills ha\ no somebod) presents such a family bible "No, the house didn't fall in but I A Monkey and a Mirror. equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold crj where, or bent by mail for to them. thought she -war about to cave right in, I witnessed the following incident eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., liOSTON, \sS. "This design is a trifle more costly, or lift right up an' sail every second. CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. in the Jardin des Plantes, now many more showy, too. It i made purposely There wan't no fuss about it, though. ears ago, but it struck me greatly at JOHNSON'S INODIM. ITNl^ll NTwillir^tan for the southern and western pulpits. 'Twas all done quicker'n a jerk of a tan oush line tin se ti ruble IIIM isfs mlviiil poMtnth the time and I have nariatcd'it repeatedly Now pulpit bibles are a capital article. cure nine cists out ot ttn hit mi itu tl it will si\e lamb's tail, and then I started right in the interval A large apeI mam liies sent free mul De-it ue'n a moment They are almost alwa)s presented to away and beat my previous record clean Prevention is bc*Ur than cure believe anthrapoid, but cannot tell the the church by somebod), and the more JONSMSOiM'S ANODYNE LINi&VIE^T ^fr^T^ here. Gentlemen, 'twas the goldarnest tag the cause. Bouts bilious tendencies and makes specieswas in the great iron cage it costs the donor the more blessed he clear complexion. Equalled by none in the delirium thing 1 ever struck in my life. You see, with a number of small monkeys and Nurisfii Inlluen/a, SoreLuiifr'!, Blcedi'iR at tho Itnis hrome HIM mss 11 ickin fi n_h bo pingCou^h, feels to give it. And when a man has of fever. A charming resolvent and a matchless I'm a stranger in these parts, and my I hi i'iic Rheumatism, Chronic Diarrhcr liromc Insenten holer i Morbus kidnt Troiblt In i ascs of the was lording it over them with many laxative It drives Sick Headache like the wind. set his heart on making a present to a Spn md ime ick bold c\trvvi here Send for amph.lt to I S Jon\su\ A(c ^o^To^ M\=s. tastes are quiet like, and I like to pick, wild gambols to the amusement of a *Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates. Believes ^^JdFKEE toali applicants, and to customers church, he don't stand on price. Sometimes \n hn'lish etermarv Surgeon and Chemist up stray bits oi information,and browse of lastyear without ordering- it It contains crowd of spectators. Many things noiv traveling this countrj, sa\s that most (THE GREAT) this article is made to order. about 175 pages, 600 illustrations piices, aeouipto around after knowledge wherever I am. of tl llorst anil atlle Powders sold here descriptions and \aluable directions foi pliutui-r fruits and the likehad been thrown are won'iless tnsh He st\ that Sheridan "I'll give )ou an example. A Hebrew I heard there was a mu&eum of anatomy 1500 -varieties of Vegetable and Flo\ci S id Condit'on Powders are absolutely pure and between the bars into the cage, which Plants, Fruit Trees etc I aluable to all, c^i C|H|ElR|VBtCpiu|lRlRT] clothing house, which does a considerable immensth aluable and hygiene in your town, and I ially to Market Gardenprs Send for it' aluabl Nothing on earth will make hens laj like Sheridan's Condition I o\ i.ers 1) 1 teasn the ape was always forward to seize. fill to 1 omtlood trade with a Methodist elder bulJeveijwatre, or sent by mail tor 8 letter-stamps. J, S JLUNSCU & Co Hoscos, iUss concluded to take her in. I asked a man D. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT M.c.i At last some one threw in a small hand in Noith Carolina, got solid with his where'twas, and he showed me a threestory looking-glass, with a strongly made the brain of moiMd fancies. Promptly cures KUeumatlsm customer and with the whole church by brick, and I went right up to the by routing it. Eestoies life-giving properties frame ot wood. This the ape at once presenting a big bible. We got the order, top, an' a young feller then asked me PSffiir BUTTER COLOR to the blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous laid hold of and began to brandish like and I hope the people will get as into a room where there was a lot of disorders. B-Reliablc when all opiates fall. Be a hammer. Suddenly he was arrested much profit from that bible as we got." freshes the mind and invigorates the body. Cures skeletons and other oung fellers, and I by the reflection of himself in the glass dyspepsia or money refunded. "What becomes of the books that are commenced to improve my mind. Pretty ttGiYCB Butter the trilt-edged color the year round. The 1 i-^ct r.uttor Tuj ei *c oinnif ndt lts_u^ and looked puzzled for a moment then ..,.~v/. T. ejsodl) alitliebc-t crt imc ri( nued tin Inter. Thousands of Palryt.iett say IT'IS PERFEC put on the market? Well," said a soon one of the fellers asked me ef I [INIEIYIEIRTFBLISD Ask\ourdruf?Elbtorm(rhintforit,or\\iitct i-k vhnt It is,\ hit he darted his head behind the glass to atioualDiploma at Y. Dairy Tair. book-jobber, "you know there is the didn't want'er study the wonders of the It costs. houses! h( rotogf it, WELLS, RICHARDSON i Proprietors. Burlington, t. find the other of his kind that he evidently Sunday-school trade. I put my worst telephone, an' I said I did that an' he Of USE.^OND supposed to be there. Astonished books off on them very oftenI mean said juss to take a holt of a couple of at finding nothing, he apparently Diseases of the blood own it a conqueror. Endorsed my worst selling books. They are all handles which had wires on 'em an' I bethought himself that he had not been in writing by over fifty thousand leading citizens, "Western Wheel Scraper Co. good, you know, too good for the public, did. Gentlemen, I've read in Scripter clergymen and physicians in U.S. and Europe. quick enough with his movement. He CifTor sale by all leading druggists. S1J30. (13) and the public don't buy em.w about the heavens and the earth passing no proceeded to draw aud raise the For Testimonials and circulars send stamp. Whether anybody ever reads them or away like a scroll saw, and the iiery glass nearer to him with groat caution, TheDr.S.A. RichmondMedCo.St.Joseph,Mo. MANUFACTURERS CF not I have no means of knowing." furnace heated seven times hotter than The OnlyPractical & DurableWheeled Scrapers. and then, with a swifter "dart, looked Die above is a correct map of the they ever had het her before, but dog But theie are other ways by which ALBERT LEA ROUTE, behind. Again finding nothing, he repeated my skin, these things couldn't have the book market is kept moving besides the attempt once more. He MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., and its immediate connections Through Trains daily been a circumstance to my sufferin' for the disposition of books as presents and now passed from astonishment to anger, From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, Gcst thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. a minnit. It did seem as though 1 was stoiing them away in country libraries. and began to beat violently with without change, connecting with all lines a going to shed my flesh right on to the They are used, ever) body knows, very the frame on the floor of the cage. EAST and SOUTHEAST. lloor liko the other onery skeletons largely as furniture. Then they are Soon the glass was shattered and pieces The only line running Through Cars between Their Double Bottomed, All Stoel hanging on pegs, and then they give sold by the yard. All retail book-dealers fell out: Continuing to beat, he was MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. Drag Scrapers &. Railroad &. TownShip the telephone another twist, and then receive orders from rich people for Through Trains bctw eeD in the course of one blow again arrested Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. she began to blister. Jerusalumalum! 1 libraries of such and such dimensions MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, by his image in the piece of glass Then she let up all of a suddint, and I that is to say, enough books to fill so connecting in Union Depot for all Points South and still remaining in the frame. Then, as fcnuthwest Close connections made with St A, came right down stairs, what there is man) feet ot shelves. In filling such N and St & Duluth Railroads, from and to all it seemed, he determined to make one left of me, without paying a cent. Talk 1 oints North and North West orders as these more attention,of course, trial more. More circumspectly than i ER ItKMKflliRK! PutLMAlf PALACE SLEFPINC. about law in this town! I don't believe is paid to bindings than to literary OAKS on all night Trains Through Tickets and bau ever the whole first part ot the process Satisfaction. Guai anteeel tri'i checked to destination *or time tables, rate of there's law enough in the State to git qualities ot books. Many people order was gone through with, more violently faie, etc call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or addribs me even with them anatomy and hygiene unilorm bindings for the most heterogeneous than ever the final dart was made. S BOYD, Send for CATALOGUES to fellers. I'll jist go up an' buy out collections of books, and others Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. His fury over this last failure knew no a drug-store and bathe my fractires." order dilleient bindings for different WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO., Wit. Pleasant 8owa. bounds. He crunched the frame and Absolutely Pure. Texas Sifting?. volumes ot the same work. Books are glass together with his teeth, he beat PEOPLE WHO LIVE simply merchandise, and handled without CLARK JOHN on the floor, he crunched again, till s Dr. leteionce to liteiaiT appreciation. THE CELEBRATED He E33umed. along the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL a nothing but splinters were leit. One of the biggest liars in the State SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and Us vanous BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. Everything at Second-Hand. Branch Lines, now a pnitof the of Michigan in 18o9 was an old citizen e* i KisBius: by Tel^raph. Cfya^o, gt^ktil,Jtfinnekpoli "This business is lltty )ears old,'' (Patented.) of the county of Wayne, who used to The dispatches s'at.j that King Alfonso said a New Yoik dealer in second-hand Indian Blood Syrup hang out around the Dearborn hotel and kis&es his wilt' bs telegiaph. It matftiial. "We occup\ neaily foity eit groceries. In the winter of that year & Omkl\k Iiqe matters not it all the Lii'j md queens, lots They are covered with secondhand and 1860 he was brought low with sickness, Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver. lords and potentates ot the old woild building mateiial. We can supply and he made a solemn vow that kiss 111 that manner, it will never be.come brick lor interior walls, or brown stone Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Blosi! if he got well he would quit l)ing. He LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S know that this is the short and quick Line to all popular with the ounj 111 in of points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all for front walls, or granite columns for recovered, and as soon as able to be Millions testify to its efficacy in healing points 111 Kansas, Nebraska Coloitdo Texas, the countiy town, who tikes his be^t VEGETABLE COMPOUND. ornamental high stoops or poi ticos. It about he frankly stated his position. California, An^ona, New and Old Mexico, and fe the above named diseases, and pro- irl to the picnic. Km Alfonso iv is already for use. and it is of known hat this is the Only Line between Minnesota Some of the boys could hardly believe IeaPosltlveCure atcd the South West, able to see p'e:i-,i au to e\ti ul quality. We have thousands oi feet of T{^f in the strange occurrence, and so nounce it to be the THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES for all those Painful Complaints and Woalmsssss enjo)ment out ot a k.* In telesii ip'i, timber and lumber ot various kinds. one night when he had the head of a so common to our best female population. BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. but even a kiss by tolu^hono, wheie the Every kind ot lumber used in building a It will cure entirely ths worst form of Female Com. sugar barrel in his favorite grocery, of the populous Missouri Valley, namely volley can be heaid all along the line, house can* be found here, joists, stud plaints, all ovarian tronbles.Inflammation and Ulcer* some one asked: TRADi: MARK. Sioux City, Council Bluff, Omuhu. Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. tlon. Falling and Displacements, and the consequent would not do for the bo\s aud giiKof cling, rafters, and loof boards. Therooi St. Joseph, %Mtchl*OH,Iteaten "Uncle Billy, didn't you once assert Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the America King Alfonso mav go on wort/* and Kansas City. itself can be had, too. Tin deteriorate? MTAGENTS WANTED.^ that yon had mowed si\ acres of grass Change of Life. BETAIL GEOCEHS, ATTENTION! The St. Paul 81 Sioux City Railroad, now known with his kissing b\ telecrr iph business out some, but slates do not so much. We It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In as the Western Division of the Chicago, St in a day?" Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt, NewYork City. Druggists sell it when the bo)s of America find that they can supply a tin roof that is as good as Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Line, is also the Shor an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerous BUT NONE! BAVBNONBI USE NONE 111 Bin "Yes, I said so, but I guess I did and Direct Line from Central and Westei can no moie wrap then ai uis aiound the humorsthereIs checked veryspeedilyby Its asa it was the day it was laid. We have The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. not measure very close. I guess the lot nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the It removes falntneis, flatulency, destroysall craving corsets of the girls the) are to kiss, kissing several cords of slates. Our lumber i South-West to didn't hold over three acres." for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwaro will go out of st) le'altooether. How better than new. It is thoroughly seasoned. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS NHSYLVANIAI QUAKER OITY It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, "And haven't you repeatedly said that and grocery dealers. I yourj obber cannot supply much satisfaction could a jolly, goodnatured, We supply the lumber for about General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion, you, send your orders direct to us. you were in the Mexican war?" loving American find, it he all the swell mansions. Every piece oi TheE. ft BarnumWire&IronWorks. andQthe entire North and North-West, and to the "II presume so, but you see I had Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. 1883 Lawn Mowers were a long distance from home, and timber in Vanderbilt's mansion camp That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight Jit St P/IMIconnections are made with the an uncle in it and I suppose I kind o' DETROIT. MICH. and backache. Is always permanently cured by its use. had not seen the dear wife and the loved from this yard. When men put thousands Eastern Division ot the Chicago, St. Paul, Min got mixed." It will at all times and under all circumstances act In ones at home, or the travel n man on neapohs &Omarahne, ioi Northern and Ce'itral of dollars into frescoes the) wan* harmony with the law* that govern the female system. "And haven't you bragged of cutting Wisnonsm, and oi Chicago and all points Bast the road who has not seen lws darling to be certain there will be no shrinking Surpass all others For the cure of Eidney Complaints of either sex this Will Run More Easily* and the lunmng of tiams is so arranged that five cords of wood per day?" a RELIABLE SELF-CUBE, girl for a month, how much satisfaction" in the timber of their houses." Compound is unsurpassed. sengeis from the Western Division f thi lits. Cut Longer Grass. "Did I say five cords? I probably can have fiom one to one and one half hours aee LYDIA E PINKIIABTS VEGETABLE COM* AND ARE vye say, would a man in such a condition Cut More Smoothly, "You do not confine your attention to teud to buinessinSt Fanl if desned. misspoke myself. I reckon it was about POUND is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. find in going to a telegiaph station THE BEST A favorite prescription of one of tha Whenyonffo South or South Wcstbesuio to Less Liable to Obstruction, dwellings, do you?" Lynn, Mass. Price $1. Six bottlesfor |6. Sent by mail three." most noted and successful specialists in the U.S and kissing into the electrical machine, to over this Line through the seven It iff tiilie Require Less Repairs, In the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on "Your question reminds mo of a man (now retired) for the cure ofServous Debility* "And haven't you claimed that you and when you go noith, east or noithwest, go and hearing no response from the other Iiomt Manhood, Weatcnneo and Miecay. Sent receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham More Easily Adjusted. through St unl the Or eat Railroad rubtil from a neighboung village who came lifted 1,000 pounds of old iron?" in plain sealed envelope/iree. Druggists can fl it. end of the line, pa) for the kiss message freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pampb* the gieatNorthwest And the Most Durable. here. He said he guessed he'd got an Address DR. WARD & CO.. Louisiana, Mo. "Let's see! Did I say 1,000? There let. Address as above. Mention this Paper. and go back to the hotel, to club himself Two passengei tnins daily, St. Paul to-Clucng IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. order that would puzzle us to fill. He might have been a few pounds less, but throughEhoy and Madison, with Pullman Palac for being so tar from home. No, No family should be without L7DIA E. PINEHAlFt wanted a second-hand pulpit. He was Sleeping Cais on ench train. EVERY MOWER WARRANTFD. jou see I had a powerfal brace for my the true American who knows what a LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biUcmssS, astonished when I showed him a complete THROUGH TICKETS SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE knee3." an torpidity of the liver 25 cents per bo kiss means, and who knows the language outfit. We had stained-glass windows, jw" Bold by all Drncgtets. v* LLOYD, SUPPME & WALTON The old man felt that he was losing of a kiss by heart, don't want any crosses, altars.caudlestieks, rails, er this ronte are on sale at all principal stations prestige by scaling down lies which he kissing by telegraph in theirs. Kino Be sine and buy a through ticket, as they are geneially mourning benches, a sprinkling bowl, PHILADELPHIA, PA had made plenty of men believe, and he Alfonso may go on with his telegraphed cheaper, but if you cannot get the tickets and a baptistry. I showed him a full OME TREATMENT. you despre or the 'ufcrmation wanted about rates was becoming very uneasy, but there kiss, and it" is hoped that his wife, or connections, &c at yoni home station, write to assortment of pews for the body of the was one more question. The interrogator best girl, as the case may be, is suited the undersigned, and youi letter will receive church. Then I offered him a secondhand A. certain cure for Nervous looked Uucle Billy square in the piompi ittention. W TEASDALE, with that kind of kissing, but when the steeple with a bell complete, and Debility, Seminal Weakness, face and asked: loving American is far from home, and F.B CLARKE General Agent, THE HOMF, HOW O MAKE AND KEEP Impotence, etc. all set up. He bought a pulpit and paid irf "Now, sir, do you admit that you lied suddenly feels that he ought to be home Gen. TralliCAIT 1 ivr St Paul Minn IX "_Mrs Henry Ward Beecher'B latest and Ine Recipes usedramy practice for 25 Years for it in silence. He was so astonished best book. I is a work that every wife, when you told a story here eight weeks attending a kissing match, he is going pud an illustratedbook ot 60 pages giving full di e^ery mother and every housekeeper ought to iceutsi **6Cir"-jMse tcs*.BS5sues2C5K:: he couldn't talk. We have ever)thing tectious forself-treatment, se nt free. Address ago about your killing^two robbers in to get there by the first train, and all have. Practical common sense, useful every day, necessar) tofitout either a mansion on UE. T. WILLIAMS. 435 HValer 8L MuVauke* ffi* EALY Texas?" the telegraphed kisses that could be IT TOUCHE9 EVERT EXPERIENCE IN THE LIFE OJ" THETRUE WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very attractive Fifth avenue or a shanty for a squattei sent over all the lines on earth in a "No, sir! no, sir!" hotly exclaimed State & Monroe Sts.,Chicago Prices, cloth, gold andeilver sides, new sovereign we just sold a pair of Italian style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2 25 gilt month of Sundays would not satisfy the old man, as he slid off the barrel. hi =en I pre) 111 to any address their marble mantels that piobably cost $500 edge $3 75 Specimen pages sent free to any address. CARRIAGES. BAND CATALOGUE* 1 him. A kino whb will be guilty of such "I've been sick and I've had a narrow Soldonly bysubscription. Agents wanted each when new. The) are as good now for Ihni U i_.es J10 Eugraviiig' affection as that must be a cold-blooded, everywhere Terms very liberal squeak of it, and I've made avow not of instruments, Suits Caps, Belts, as then. You can almost see through PH/ETONS, 'Pompon*, rpatileU, Cap-Lamps, SPECIAL OFFER FOB 30 DAYSAny subwho heartless dude.Peck's Sun. to do any more l)ing, but if you chaps Stands Drum Mijor's Staffs, and sends us 6 yearlysubscribers to "The Housekeeper," them they are so clcai\ and the carving Hats, Sunlry Hand Outfits, Repairing think I'm goin to hang out here and at 50 cents each, or 12 trial subscribers jMitcriats, il includea Instruction and Ezierci-e is exquisite. Then we have mantles in BUGGIES, at25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, for Ainitenr Bands, and Catalogue play second fiddle to liars who have ef Choiu-lif Muilc various kinds of colored marble, and we will eend a copy of Tho Home," postpaid, never been out of the county you are A Receipt for Keeping Oool. bymail. This offer ia good only 30 days from the two in Mexican onyx that are beautiful. badly sold! Vows be hanged! Gentlemen, dateof this paper, after which time "TheHome" ROAD CARTS, Said a physician yesterday, who looked Booth's Theater is now making its wa) can be had only through onr authorized agent9. I resume business!"Detroit Free PAYNE'S 10 Horse Spark-Arresting cool in spite of the thermometer: The offer is made to introduce a copyor two of here piecemeal. Here is a dek that Press. Portable Engine has cut 10,000 ft. of Michigan thebook in each neighborhood. Each copy will "It is supposed by most persons that was made in the time of Queen Eliza- Pine Board in 10 hours, burning slabs from tho For Terms and Prices address, create a demand far nundreds more I if they bathe in cold water, drink iced beth." saw in eight loot lengths. BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO., One Life Saved Thirty Times. lemonade, ginger ale, ice-water, etc., Minneapolis Minn. FISH BROS. & CO., "How much of a business is it?" sleep with a thin coverlet over them, "Snooze" has the reputation of being "Ours is not the only yard. Last year eat cold dinners and rub their faces with the greatest life-saver in Harlem. His RACINE, WIS. we sold $35,000 worth of firewood from their pocket handkerchiefs every few breast is decorated with innumerable the waste, and the total sales amounted THEM1LLERBR0S.CUTLERYC0. Or eall on moments that they will be cool, or, at medals. On Sunday Snooze very seldom to a little more than $250,000. We used Nowleast as comfortable as the weather will MERIDEN, CONN. has money, and so the idea of becoming to give the kindling wood away. 31. MULLEN permit. Now, this is all wrong. A a life-saver took possession of him. He it keeps a good many teams going, especially Our 10 Horse We Guarantee to furnish power cold drink makes one feel exceedingly saves very easily, and guarantees to perform 1184 AGENT in New Ulin in the winter. We have 317 to eaw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. comfortable for a few moments, and the work efficaciously and well. Our J15 Horse will cut 10,000 feet in same time. men on our pay roll. Their pay is high. then the individual will feel warmer He takes to the Harlem Bridge with Our Engines are GUARANTEED It takes as great skill to take fine work lift IOO PRE8EL. to furnish a horse-power on STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, We continue to than ever and perspire more profusely. him a street gamin, who waits'till the out of a house as to put it in."New BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are less fuel and water than actassolicitorafor For a Machinethat will dawn opens, and then, before the horrified "The best way to keep cool is as follows: any other Engine not fitted York Sun. a certain cure fbr all diseases Ladies' Scissors and Ink Erasers. patents, caveats, Saw as Fast and Eacf with au Automatic Cut-Off. crowd can realize it, topples from Do not drink any ice-water take trequiring a complete tonic: especially trads-marLs, copyrights, etc.,for Make all styles of If you want a Stationary or r' astibiaone. STEEL PENS. the bridge into the river. only one glass of soda or lemonade a the United States, and to obtainpatents Portable Engine, Boiler, Circular. Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* A Pennsylvania ghost makes its apday Saw Mill, Shafting or Canada, England, Franco, eat a warm dinner, but do not eat Snooze is on hand. Quick as a flash mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, pearance in the form of a woman in Pullies, either cast or Meddart's Germany, and all other countries. quite as much as you want take hot the coat is off, and he plunges, amid solemn Loss of Strength, Tjack of Energy, Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, Thirty-six year** practice. No white, and then changes into a black We show cut of PatentAdjustable QuillActionReservoir Pen, coffee or tea-for breakfast, just as you send for our illustrated Catalogue, silence, into the river. The street etc. Enriches the blood, strength* charge for examination of models or drawings. "The Acmet"md U1 mail amplegTo oD receiptor^ sheep. We are willing to believe the for information and prices. do in winter sleep with a very light Advice by mail free. Arab who assists him in the business is ens the muscles, and gives new B.C.CCMPT B. VT. PAYNE & SONS, Corning, N Y., Box 846 white woman part of the story, but when gauze blanket over you in the night, Patents obtained through ns are noticed in an expert swimmer, and soon his bodv This Is the King- of Saw Uaehlnes.% life to the nerves. Acts like a man tells us how, in the dead hour of the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has SBMtkrfS* and take a sponge-bath in tepid salt floats on the surface. Snooze approaches. saws off a 2 Hoot I09 la & charm on the digestive organs, minutes^ CheapestBiblesf^f^ig^.^^ midnight, with every star blotted out oi aV*Our whole line of Peng will be told by the trade. the largest circulation, and is the most influential water before retiring. This makes the 20,000 la use. Ths cheapest BUM The body sinks. Down goes Snooze, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, VFrice Luts furnished to dealers on application newspaper of its kind published in tho the sky by the inky clouds, and while it body cool and keeps musquitos away. nwde.and rallywarranted. Circular] and after half a dozen exciting dives the lores. Both VrrtltmsKew Tcstaawat AarVN Uf Mipn such as tasting the food. Belching world. The advantages oi such a notice every free, was raining like a house a-fire, he saw orshee & McMackin. Cincinnati.O H&n8 IfABlIjU Baited States Manufacturing Co.. Chleaao,,111. Do not wear a heavy hat or tight collar body is brought to land and the street patentee understands. Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn a black sheep run through the thick Sawmg Made Eaz wear light flannels, low-cut shoes, Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news* I will mail a copy gamin is revived. Then another conspirator, FREE etc. The only Iron Preparation woods and dense underbrush until it Of my Slew Boot, paperis published wEEKLTf at $3.20ayear, carry an umbrella, and, above all, do somewhat neater dressed than that will not blacken the teeth or ELASTIC TRUSS disappeared over the brow of the hill, andis admitted to be the best paper devoted -MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," not rub your face too often, because the J,\ the divers, opens his purse for Snooze give headache. Sold by all Druggists HaaaPad dUMegfromallothas, TUe New r. to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering IMH post-office adoresT we are going to believe that it was ncaction cap soap*, wttE SaU-Adfcatlat? only heats the skin to a greater and magnanimously leads off with $10. &'? *nMPerson who will MO.NARtB Lli.ll \\V works, and other departments of industrial at $1.00 a bottle. Balllo crater, adaptal tsalTta a0 n/aae spook, but merely an ordinary, self-respecting cent*, &?.& degree and makes you jtefspire more progress, published in any country. Single noajtioaf of tha body, wade tat Snooze has made hundreds of dollars at BROWN CHEMICAL CO. sheep' running to get away 5i***s2sV2!XZ^ lathe cheapest and br~ copies by mail, 10 ce^nts. Sold by all news* freely. If this^dvjeei^rlctly followed the business and wears thirty-seven [A boy sixteen y.ar o' Baltinc "3fd. e'"'ormauo~S THROA from the awfullest liar in America. dealers. tS this 5 ^EfSsSsj? you will be cooler and healthier.'' can saw logs/ast a ctl -u medals. He has saved one life thirty ^fiS" *re*tTn!^.*^'V'Itu SKEREK wMstaWFIasa*, With l%hl Book ot Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* Hawkeye, See tost all Iron Bitters' ira made by Bsowx CBSIICAI N. V. journal, tent on test trial wn may, framonthaHiriaabteldMeaialr times,~ ^.y. World. fernlUV God, Co. and bsT sisswd red lines and trade mark on wrapper. postal for IUDttrMed Catalogue containing.tetttmun tific American. 261 Broadway, New York. SvVrSnV aadaiadiealcaMetrtaJa. Itla aaj, dansb his and fall pirttculars. A0EHTTTlMTl i BCWARK OF IMITATION*. s*x. eat by mail, dmlm ft**, Handbook about patents mailed free. & WOU.i i4tSsaW^Uli onareh Ugntniaf Raw Co.. 163 Randolph St.. Chi.--u, MKiUBTO* BUM CO* Oka**. HI e-4* S"*^ 3-*3S^ iV33iaS^FM^ i