WJiliWfcTigWfflfMWl T"1 W- PSHT NEW ULiM REVIEWS-WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16, 188S, '4? stli* MBMfeil DISCED THE J. I. CASE PLOW COMPANY, Amasa Stone Visiting Schools. THE GREAT GERMAN 4 ~The Army Defaulters. 3*2*" iV What the Monolith Says. A correspondent of theCleveland Leader REMEDY Recent events in connection with officers For about five years the colossal hand MA3(VTACTV*waa or relates the following anecdote of th. FOR PAIN. of the army have made these officers of the great French statue of libertylifted -^^^^^^bi^^^ffsl^BBBB^Baaaas^^^^^^s^, S I *f late Amasa Stone ana his visit, some laughing stock for the whole country. up from Madison Square and BiilingCiiM^ years ago, to one of the commencements e/? J\ 1 W A i Officers who had nothing to back reached out over Fifth avenue, begging WITHOUTMEDICIHE. of the high school of Cleveland them but the fact that they were "gentlemen," money of the passing millionaires. Not Believe* andcores )THE( "I called at the office of Messrs. Stone have gone wrong by becoming a cent! RHEUMATISM, Chicago & North-Western & Witt, for them to go up to the high defaulters, selling their pay three or The big bronze hand was taken down Neuralgia, school. I had been to the auditor's of* four times over to get money to play the other day, and now the sod has resumed Railway is the Sciatica, Lumbago, flee and ascertained the amount of taxes I-S4 poker, and skipping out in a disgraceful its place on the ugly site of it, OLD ESTABL|S|D SHORT LINE 5p paid by each, and then took the amount BACKACHE, -|T' manner. The attention of the whole and the hand that was to have been a of school taxes paid, and ascertained the HEADACHE,TOOTHACHE, country has been called to the frequency light, is dumped away somewhere in the It is the Great Thoroughfare from ana to SsSs cost per scholar in the schools in Cleveland, 'an officer and a gentleman'' CHICAGO arrows which4 lows ^^^HB|^H^B'' with dark. This greatest gift that'evftr was SORE THROAT, S sa including^ the cost in the higt becomes guilty of "conduct unbecoming made to any country, this generous present QUINSY, SWELLING* 2f 3-5 school. Mr. Witt was not in, and I an officer and a gentleman," and the of the weak but well-meaning French SPBAIHS, at aw* asked Mr. Stone to go up to the high And all point3 in Northern Illinois, Central, country is sick of it. The trouble is Republic to the greatest republic on the Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS school to attend the examination of his Send for Illustrated Catalogues. easily accounted for. Young men have, earth and of all time, is tumbled away Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, FROSTBITES, children and see how well they could THE I OASE Ir,OW COMPANY. Dakota, Manitoba, Central and in times past, been appointed to West in a hole somewhere for want of money WARRANTED TO GWE% BVBNS, SCAItDM, Northern Nebraska, Colorado, WyorjfiIng, pass examination in the several studies. TOrxscosa-sxxtT. RACINE, Point because their parents were rich, And all other bodily acne enough to pay for a pedestal. It is true Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, He said he had no children in the high and pains. PARSONS-- PILLS California, Oregon, Washington Territory, without medicino Pain In the back, lilpa. hcud, or or stood high in society or politics, or there have been meetings, and resolutions, FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. British Columbia, Chum, Japan, limbs, nervous dcbMUy,lumboa*o, general debility, school. I told him he was mistaken, because the young men were wild and and committees, and all that but SoldbyallDruggistsand rbcumatlum, paralyslm neuralgia* sciatica, discuses '^4 the Sandwich Islands, Australia. Ifew ol the kidney s,spinal diseases, torpid liver, gout, and asked him what amount of taxes he Sealers. Directions in 11 Zealand, and all principal points in the needed taming down. The appearance very little moneyall talk and no cider, seminal eralaMons, lmpotenry, asthma, heart dinease, -languages. paid in Cleveland. He said he could dyspepsia, conMlpatloti, erysipelas, Indigestion, NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. of a young? man at West Point was a as the Indian said although enough has hernia or rapture, catarrh, piles, epilepsy, The Charles A. Vogeler Co. not tell without looking at his receipts. With its own lines it traverses North* du*nb name, etc sure indication that he was a member been raised to stait with, and work has W henany debility of the GENERATIVE ORG A\8 (Sutwwort to A VOQBLER* CO ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern I then handed him the figures I had occurs, lost vitality, lack of nerve force und l^or, of good society, and a splendid dancer, at last begun. But suppose this statue IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- Baltimore, Md., U.S. A wasting weaknesses, and all those diseases of a personal taken from the auditor's books, with the GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- and smart at flirting. Eastern society had been stolen, as the obelisk was, nature, from whatever cause, tho continuous i TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations calculations I had made, and the number bt.oam of Magnetism permeating through the purls fand petted the young cadets, and adored ilundered from some old and exhausted mj restore them to a healthy action. Tl-ic is no that can he offered by any of children his taxes kept in school MATE NEW RICH BLOOD, mistake about this appliance. railroad. Its train service equals that them when they became officers, and no longer able or spirited enough OMAMTAH in the city. This was anew and very of any road their speed is as great as the fighting that they learned to do, to care for its monuments, don't you comfort and safety will permit they gratifying revelation to him, and he said And will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any per- mixed with the dancing they could accomplish, make close connections in union depots think plenty of rich men would have he should pay his taxes more cheerfully at junction and terminal points with son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to IS weeks, may be restored to sonnd made people forget the bad been ready to reach a hand? I think so. the leading railroads of the West and in the future than he had ever done, as health, If such a thins he possible. Fo** curing Female Complaints these Pills have no habits, the gambling and drinking, and Then it would have been in the rich Northwest, and offer to those that use he believed in educating the children. NEVER FAILS equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for them West Pointers have been looked upon Gothamite's line. He said he would go up, but could not DIPHTHERIA eight letteitastamps. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY as assistant gods until they got into active An honor, of course, to the great engineer CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. MAGNETIC stay more than a half hour. Soon af tei At CHICAGO It makes close connection service and didn't amount to anything. whoso skill and boundless patience with all other railroads at that city. ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. he went into the room he became very JOHNSON'S ANODYNE tINIMENT will instantaneously Late ears competitive exaniininations It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on brought the monolith to our shores he relict these terrible diseases, and ill posith ol much interested in the class in algebra, TO THE LADIES If you H,rs I f*ct all through trains, PARL OR CARS on its cure nine cases out of ten Iiilornntion that will sue have been held in congressional did his work well and obeyed orders like TvH'i Iv itii at mi, SrincipalCARS many lives sent free by mail lion delay a moment and the rapidity with which they made routes, and NORTH-WKSTERN districts, and the boy who stood the best Neurnlclu, JSirou a soldier but shame to those who conceived Prevention is better than cure ttmrnm* INING on its COUNCIL BLUFFS! their demonstrations in mathematics Fxhautlon,ly*pepln,orwHl IHsciwcsoftlic J.Ivir, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT L^i^T'ou^ examination, whether democrat, republican, and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS the robbery, and infamy to those Kldncvs, lleadacho or Cold Fcit, Swollen or upon the blackboard. The half houi At caL Anblcs, or Swollen Feet, an Abdominal Belt through day express trains. or anything else, got the place, who made it possible. What right had aid a pair of Magnetic 1 oot Batteries liai no supci lor soon passed, and I said to him: 'Mr. If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations Neuralgia, Influenza, Sore Lunps, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking C'ouji hooping Cough,. and in this way the rich young men in the lelicf and cure of all theso complaints, lliey any man to move this mile-stone, setup Chronic Rheumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of the you will buy your Tickets Stone, the half hour is up,' and he replied: cany a powerful magnetic force to tho scat of the Spme and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I S JOHNSON Co BOSTON, MAIS. who are dudes in society, and "dawnce" by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE by history on the highway of time? I disease. __ MAKE HENS LAY 'I shall not go until the exercises OTHER. For Lamo Hack, Weakness of tho Spine, FnllIttfc. An English Veterinary Surgeon andChemist. I divinely, are left out, and the son of a know you will answer that if we had not CM|E|B|V|Etc1bllQlulE|B|0lB) of the womb, Iicucbrrheea, Chronle lnflummutlon For rates for single or round trip for the afternoon are finished. These now traveling in this country, says that most I and Ulceration of tho Womb, Incidental Hem. blacksmith or a hotel poiter, or a farmer, taken it England would have knocked it tickets and for full Information in regard of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here I orrbage or Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and Irregular are too interesting to leave.' He frequently to all parts of the West, North and ar worthless trash He saj that Sheridan I may go to West Point and become Menstruation, Barrenness, and change of all to pieces the other day in the bombardment Condition Powders are absolutely pure and referred to that visit, to the Northwest, write to General Passenger Life, this la the Best Appliance and Curative Agent TheonlyknownspecificforEpilepticPits.-* an officer. This is a great blow to the of Alexandria. I answer you immensely valuable Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders Dose 1 teasp n- Agent, at Chicago, HI. ability exhibited by the scholars and to JO-Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness.-! For ail forms of Female IMffleultlea it Is unsurpassed ful to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. S. JOHHSON & Co., BOSTUV, MASS. society of the East, which has been All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets that this is no excuse for the pillage. by anything before invented both as acm ative NervousWeaknessquicklyrelievedand cured. the thoroughness of the teaching of the by this Line. agent and as a source of power and vltalization toadying for years to blue blood cadets, And besides that, shall we despoil the Equalled by none in delirium of fever."* J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HTJGHITT, Price of cither Belt with MagneticFoot Batteries, 910. principal ot the high school." but it will be better for the army. The does3 Bentby express O and examination allowed,or by J83=-Neutralize8 germs of disease and sickness. Egyptian because another country Gen. Sun't. 2d Vice-Pres and Gen Manager mall on receipt of price In ordering, send measure of W. H. STENNBTT, Curesugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. son of a blacksmith may not mash the BUTTER COLOR And again, I think if this obelisk had waist and size of shoe Remittance can be made in currency, PK"CD" Gen. Pass. Agt, Chicago. Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. sent In letter at our risk. daughter of an old family on the Hudson, been loft standing not a shot would have The Solitude of Servants. The Magneton Garments are adapted to all ages, are Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds.-* and he may not "dawnce" so divinely, worn over tho underclothing, (not next to the been fired and the ancient city had been MJNNEAPOLIS&ST.LOUISR'Y Jt5-Permanentlyandpromptly cures paralysis. Say you area well-to-do tradesman oi body like the many Oalvanle and Electric Humbugs jtillvesnuiieriiieaiii-eagea color the year round. The largest Butter Buyers recommend Us us.* drink benzine so gracefully, or spared by the Christian. Our crime advertised so extensively) and should bo Yes, It is a charming and healthful Aperient Thousands of Dairytaun say I I S PERFECT. Used by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Inter. mechanic, \o can afford to employ a taken off at night. They hold thelrpoifler/oreuer, and AXD TUB play poker so nonchalantl}*, but he will Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. natloualDiplomaatK Dairy Fair. Ask vourdruggistormerchantforit or write to ask what His.w hat made the greater crime seem less teriible areworn at all seasons of the year servant, to make life easier for your "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." it costs, who uscsl where to get it. WELLS, RICHARDSON it CO Proprietors, Burllnston, Vt, Changes bad breath to good, removing caubc. make a soldier who will fight when fighting Send stamp for the "New Departure In Medical Treatment made it possible, in fact. Lookup wife. Well that servant lives alone. Without Medicine," with thousands of tostimo- t^~Bouts biliousness and clears complexion. USE^ONLYJfTHIS.JfrT.HEJfFIRSTJ|CAND JfTHEfrBtST^ is the thing to do, and who will not at the lonesome, square-built birds that Your wife and yourself discourage "followers." Charmingresolvent and matchless laxative.-fgB. IHE MAGNETON APPMANCE CO. be so apt-to steal government funds to top the obelisk as A on ride by some day, LANDRETHSP It drives Sick Headache like the wind.-gft You don't like her to have 318 State St., Chicago, 111. play poker with. These examinations and see if they don't appeal to \o ^"Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates. E EESEEDS I 48. much company of either sex in the by competent boards, to pick out the Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.-a strangely, they seem to want to flyaway, kitchen. Your wife cannot associate Restores life-giving properties to the blood.-^ most level headed and intelligent boy to go back to silent Africa. They seem terrified, with her. The kitchen is her sittingroom, Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders.-^ca make a soldier of, regardless of biith, frightened by the tumult and roar ^"Reliable when all opiates fail.-* the smallest and most remote politics, or terpsichorean accomplishments, and rush of this strange new world. Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. room in the house is her bed-room. NINETY-EICHT YEARS MERCHANTss^rJSsrLS!^Farma may seem a hard blow to those These birds that looked down on the 11y- Cures dyspepsia ormoney refunded "^Da For the From six A. M. until nine P. M., or earlier at the East, who have always looked upon rJEndoracd in writing by overfiftythousand ino" Israelites, on Pharaoh's hosts, Semiramis, CARDENERowr For the MARKET and later, may be, arc her hours of Leading physicians in U. S. and Europe "TE W West Point as-a hot house to train Alexander the Great, and For the PRIVATE FAMILY SEEDS SEEDS ou woik. In all that time she speaks when Leading clergymen in U. S. and Europe."!* up husbands for silk stockinged fresh Napoleon, in all tranquility, are troubled ourselveson Crown by Diseases of the blood own it a conqueror.-fga she is spoken to, and she is spoken to young women from Vassar college, but heie. They want to go back. Well, some For sale by all leading druggists. fl.50.-g3a when there arc orders for her, just as the country will gain by the change. XV Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREC O ALL. For testimonials and circulars send stamp. dayit may be a thousand earsold convicts arc allowed to speak in a penitentiary. There is no sense in the government Father Time will take them out of their MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TKAOE I.I?T. Will be mailed FREE to ail applicantsi, and ltcoiitamB to CU The Dr. S. I. Richmond Med. Co., Props.. i ordering1 tomers of last year without taking rich men's sons that are going prisons of stone they will not endure DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEED GROWERS, PHILADELPHIA about 175pa^es, 600illustrations, prices, actii-ito Well, now, the lonely creature in the St. TosepOa., 2o. (12) wrong, to reform them, and make bean descriptions and valuable directions lor ting1500 here they will go back to Egypt. 1 kitchen is a woman Do you wonder she vanctieb of Vegetable and rio-we* Sec wMfflmai poles of them for green female beanstalks Plants, Fruit Irees etc Imaluable to all, c- ci.- I wonder what the black man thinks wants to go over to the jolly butcher and iallv to Market Gardener* Send foi it to cling to on commencement day. as he sits with folded arms on the box of the grocer's boy for a little gossip? Do D. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT i Mr Veeetabie and Flower Seed Catalogue for Let the country have a few generations lSBO will be sent FREE to all ulio ipply Customers of Shoddy's carriage and is whirled past you wonder she flirts Avith the policeman? of army officers appointed from the people, last season need not v. rite for it All seed sent from my IS A SURE CURE esnb'tshment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, this imposing piece of plunder? The Do you wonder that when she on their merits, without regard to so far, that should it prove otherwise I agree to refill the obelisk is wntten full with the annals of order gratis My collection of vegetable seed is one of goes to the ball she sta^s until some time the fact that their fathers were rich and for ail diseases of the Kidneys and the most extensive to be found in in American catalogue She sits clow* three day3 his race. Here is the chronicle of his the next and a large part of it is of my own growing AH the acquainted with presidents, or a power LIVER- orlgliiul Introducer of Ear" Ohto tnd Rurhtuik people. In these granite chiselingslie times a day and eats her meals in solitude. I'oUstocn. Wnrblehiisil tori) Corn, tie Hubbard on the stump for congressmen, and the quiiMh, Morblcheiid Cubbuscc. .Piilnno'a Melon, stored the ai'chivcs of Lydia. And we So utterly alone that she can officers of the army will always be true and a score of other new Vrgenmes 1 invite the pitrcn It has specific action on this most important age of the public In the gardens and tn the farris of have stolen this great book, this history hear herself swallow. I wonder that she to their trusts. The best officers in the organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and those who pl-int my set 1 i ill 11 fo id ny 1 est Ncrtist about the black man, this story of the doesn't go mad. The man who works ment James H. Crei?Cry, UrblsKad Miss inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of army to-day, are those who were appointed the Brie, and by keeping the bowels in free i poor old sick woman beside the Nile, at the lowest occupation has an easier on account of being poor, but condition, effecting its regular discharge. i whom we have despised but AVC can't time than that. The man who cleans honest, and the worst are those appointed HJISklekflSk Ifyoa are suffering from read a line of the stolen book of stone. the streets has the company of his own wlweWl malaria,havothe chills, i because they belonged to good Western Wheel Scraper Co. are bilious, dyspeptic, or constipated, KidneyWort class. He eats his dinner with his fellow-laborers. Joaquin Miller. families that wanted to get rid of them. wiU surely relieve and quickly cure. The rag-picker meets i m* PecVs Sun. In the Spring to cleanse the System, every rival rag-pickers every day. I don't one should take a thorough course of it. KIDNEMrA/lfeiSi- Didn't Enow it was Poison. The abore Is a correct map of the TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers."FOSMANUFACTURER *1- SOLO DRUGGISTS. Price ft!. wonder the servant stipulates for company ALBERT LEA ROUTE, A new story comes to us from Gaines and evenings out.Burdette in Proper Education for Girls. ville of the experience of Judge James and Its immediate connections Through Trains daily Burlington Hawkeye. Give your daughters a thorough education. Bell, the Smithsonian institution's agent, From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, MRS. LYDI A E. PIMM, OF LYNN, MASS., Teach them to cook and pre in his mission of gathering snakes. He without change, connecting with all lines Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. pare the food of the household. Teach is engaged at present in buying poisonous "Ta-ta, Willie." EAST anil SOUTHEAST. them to wash, to iron, to darn stockings, snakes for medical experiments, but The only line running Through Cars between A handsomely dressed lady and gentleman, to sew on buttons, to make dresses. MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. an amateur snake-catcher of the neighborhood sajs the Post-Dispatch, had entered Their Double Bottomed, All Steel ar Through Trains between Teach them to make bread, and that.. did not know this. the car and a very large and very Drag Scrapers A. Railroad TownShip MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, good kitchen lessens the doctor's ac He was an Alachua county granger black negress had also entered, sitting Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. connecting in Union Depot for all Points South and count. Teach them that he only lay mtliwest. Close connections made with St and he met Judge Bell upon the street down very near the off side of the gentleman N and St. IV& Duluth KaUroads, fiom and to all up money whose expenses are less than with a smile, indicating inward pleasure aforesaid and next to the door. points North and North West his income, and that all grow poor who and calm peace of mind. He said: ItKJIKMBKK! -PUM-MAW PALACE SLEEPING The lady and gentleman were of that POWDER CK\ on all night Trains Through Tickets, and bin have to spend more than they receive "Hello, jedge, I've got a snake foi uncertain age that made it difficult VXSL checked to destination For time tables, rate ol Teach them that a calico dress paid foi fan, etc, tall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or uddrtbi you, a very uncommon snake that I to determine whether they were husband Satisfaction Guaranteed. fits better than a silken one unpaid for S BOYD, ketched yesterday. I don't do much and wife or lover and sweetheart. Cen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. Teach them that a healthy face displays snake-ketchin', but I come acrost this When the car ncared Eighteenth street Send for CATALOGUES to greater luster than fifty consumptive here feller and I captured him jest foi the gentleman motioned the conductor PEOPLE WHO LIVE Absolutely Pure. WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant Iowa. beauties. Teach them to purchase ano you." to stop the car. The car was stopped, to see that the account corresponds witt along the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL ft thethe gentleman climbed out on the street, "What kind of a snake is he?" SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its various the purchase. Teach them good com very tenderly assisted her whom he GLARE JOHNSON'S judge inquired. Branch Lines, now a partofthe r. mon sense, self-trust, self-help and in THE CELEBRATED thought his lacty companion off the car "It's one of these yere thunder snakes, dustry. Teach them that an honest BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. dl\iSkgo $t.^til,]tfii\iie- step, and arm in arm the couple walked or coral snakes some folks call them." mechanic in his working dress is a better to the sidewalk. They would be I "And where have yon got him?" (Patented.) object of esteem than a dozen haughty, walking yet, for aught we know, had "In my breeches pocket ycre." kf)oli$ & 0n\kl\k Iii\e finely dressed idlers. Teach then, Indian Blood Syrup not a silvery voice ot despair fiom the "Why, my dear sir," said the judge, gardening and the pleasures of nature. car plattoim, wailing out, "Willie, oh "it is one of the most poisonous serpents know that this is the short and quick Line to all Teach them, if you can ailord it, music hh, Willie," aiouscd the absentminded that crawl it's points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver. painting, etc., but consider them as secondary young man to a full realization points iu Kansis, Nebraska Colorado Texas. But ho stopped short, surprised at the objects only. Teach them that LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Cihfornla, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, and Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloe& of the color of the female dangling on effect his words were having upon the hat this is the Only Hue between Minnnolm a walk is more salutary than a ride in a his arm. With a glance at the negress granger. awd the South West, Millions testify to its efficacy in healJing VEGETABLE COMPOUND. carriage. Teach them to reject with by his side and a wave of the hand to THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES "Poison?" exclaimed that person in a disdain all appearance, and to use onl\, his deserted lady, he jumped for the the above named diseases, and pro- hushed sort of way, and his eyes grew IsaPftsUiveCure "yes" or "no" in good earnest. Teach car platform, handed the lady down of the populous Missouri Valley, namely white and his face as pale as death. for all tfaoae Painful ComplalaM aad WeakaauM them that happiness of matrimony depends and walked her off down street at 2 40 Sioux City, Council Bluff, Omohm. T($f nonnoe it to be the o common to oar best female population. "Poison? well by jingo, I Ho I neither on external appearance St. Joseph, Jttchiutn,Heaven gait. As the reunited couple disappeared It trill cure entirely tho worst form of Female Com. began letting go his suspenders in a worth and ausmsClly. nor on wealth, but on the man's character. plaints, all OTarian troubles.Inflammation and Ulcer* BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN, in the deepening shadows the odorous The St. Paul fe Sioux City Railroad, now known stealthy sort of way, but with a rapidity TRADE MAKE. tlon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent daughter of Africa, who had awaited as the Wetter* UtsMon of the Chicago, St that was startling. "Poison!" Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Line, is also the Shor the denouement, sang out: "Ta-ta, Willie, BETAIL G&OOEBS, ATTEUTIONl Change of Life. And he chucked his nether garments and Direct Line from Central and Western Min ta-ta." BsTAGENTS WANTED.^ It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus in nesota, WesCen. Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the upon the sidewalk and fled into a store, Pascinated by Giant Powder. South-West to an early stage of development. The tendency to can* BUT NONE! HAVBNONBI USBNOMBUI B(T standing behind the door of which, with A shocking tragedy lecently occurreo ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt,New York City. Druggists sell it cerous humorsthere Is checked Toryspeedily by Its use. The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. his neck craned around the edge of it, on the James River, about twelve miles It removes faintness, flatulency, destroyaall craving The Military Duds. For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwara he remarked: west of Ozark Mo. Jas. Hayes and two for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. andthe entire North and North.West, and to the No sight that the fair, says Clara and grocery dealers. 1 your obbercannot supply It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. other men went to the river for the purpose ENNSYJLYANIAI QUAKER OITY "Jedge, I wish you would poke them you, send your orders direct to us. Bell, afforded was more entertaining Jit St. Pawlcounections are made with the General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Iadlgostlon. of killing hsh with giant powder. IheE. T-BarnumWire&IronWorks. breeches into the gutter for me and step than that of the dude in uniform. He J&Mfcrjs-DfoisiaMofthe Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis Haj es prepared the charge whicli was into the clothing store, if you will, and fcOmara line, for Northern and Central was tall and narrow. His belt reduced That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight Lawn Mowers 1883 DETBQIT.MICH. Wisnonsin, and^or Chicago and all points cast to be thrown into the water, having a tell one of them clerks to come yere." and backache, Is always permanently cared by Its use. his waist to the girth of a shapely belle's and the running of trains is so arranged that passengers half stick of explosive substance in his It will at all times and under allclrcumstancesact in Jacksonville (Fla Times. and the spreading epaulets broadened from the Western Division of thi Iks. harmony with the law* that govern the female system. hand, with a string of fuse inserted in can have from one to one and one half houi s, aee his shoulders so that, if I may be allowed For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this teud to bu inehs in St. Faul if desired. Will Run More Easily, Surpass all others the end in the usual way. When he got a feminine expression, his corsage RELIABLE SELF-CURE Compound is unsurpassed. Artistic Type. When you^o South or South Westbesurft to Cut Longer Grass. ready to light the fuse the other two men to over this Line through the teten Big- tittle was given the red taper. I suppose that LYDIA E PINKHAM'S VEGETABM COM* AND ARE It must be confessed that while a Cut More Smoothly, withdrew to a safe distance from the and when you go noith, east or noithwest, go POUND Is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. real soldiers in war Avear cotton on their modern press can turn out a vast number THE BEST through St. aul the OrentRailroad ttittt i A favorite prescription of one of the Less Liable to Obstruction, water and Ha) es applied the match. In Lynn, Moss. Price $1. Six bottlesfor |S. Sent by marl breasts as a protection against bullets. nost noted and successful specialists In the U.S the greatNoi thwest of volumes with great credit, scarce in the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, oa Require Less Repairs, stead of throwing the powder into the now retired) for the cure of JVercott* iehUitv wo passenger ns daily, St. Paul to Chicag I remember reading that General Jackson any book nowadays can vie in beauty receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Finkham Tjoat Manhood, lVealcnosn and Miecav- Bent More Easily Adjusted. river at once, Hajcs continued to hold through lllroy and Madison, with Pullman Palac a plain scaled envelope/'ree. Druggists canfillit. found cotton bales of utility in the freely answers all letters of inquiry. Bend for pampsV* with the old Aldinc books, with many Sleeping Cais or ench tiuin. it until his friends became alarmed and And the Most Durable. let. Address as above. Mention IM$ Fqpsr, Address DR. WARD & CO.. Louisiana, Mo. fortifications at New Orleans. But it THROUGH TICKETS printed in Italy in the seventeenth and called to hiiu to pitch it into the water. IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. seems to me that militiamen in times of Ko family should be -n bout LTJIA IB. PINKHAlFt eighteenth centuries, or with those printed Again they begged him to throw the EVERY MOWER WftRRNNTFD. peace, and particularly at a dangerless LIVLU PILLS. Ihoy cu.e constipation, bilio""UMi, by our English Baskerville in the last er this route aie on silent all principal stations powder away, but he seemed paral) zed SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. s*^ torpidity of the liver 25 cents pel bo' andlair, might safely dispense with such Be sure and buy a through ticket, as they are gen century, between the years 1756 with some strange freak of mind, and j*3- Sold by all I)f iiscteuu "V* LLOYD, SUPPLEE ^WALTON ci illy cheapei: but if you cannot get the tickets armor. It was not, however, with this 1775. One reason of this is that our types TSrrm. ...^.^J you desire or the 'nfcrmition wanted about rates' only grasped the deadly explosive more ^'|IMS1laSSl dude. His bosom was very thickly protected. are not so beautiful. In old days each connections, &c it your home stution, write to firmly. Finally he seemed to ieali/.e his PHILADELPHIA, PA. OME TREATMENT. This was in haimony with the the undersigned, and your letter will receive type founder was desirous of getting designs danger and tried to cut the burning fuse prompt attention. W TEASDALE, other girlish outlines of his figure, but for his letters from men of real with his pocket knife. In a second oi F.B CLARKE General Agent, of course that was merely accidental. A. certain enre for Nervous artistic feeling nor did these disdain to two the powder exploded in his hand Cen. Tinflic Minaj.*r St Paul Minn "STo-u. T^Tsirrt In keeping with the lest of him, too, Debility, Semin al Weak- design a comma, any more than they with a deafening shock and the unfortun aciwirtfinrTinMMasB:saiMMaaM^B was his bang. It had no parting, it TV ness, Impotence, etc. would scorn to make a beautiful leaf or ate man fell torn and mangled beyond "THE HOME, HOW TO HAKE AND KEEP ihe Kecipesii^i dni practice for 2 5 Yoa* hung nearly down his cjebrows, it concealed L,YGS\2&HEALY flower in a picture devoted to saints or IT"Mra Henry Ward Beecher's latest and description.Missouri Republican. i ncl a a illustrated boor o' (i0 pnets gnii. ful whatever indication of intellect best book. It ia a work that every wife, State & Monroe Sts..Chicago.^ historical personages. There is a tradition 3 tsdionsfnpel! tre tiuci nett^f'f e\ery mother and every bonsekeeper ongbt to his forehead might otherwise have PR.T WILLI 1315, 43 UI ten prepaid tofinv address their that Hogarth designed Baskerville's bave. Practicalcommon-sense, useful every day, BAND CATALOGUE* I shown, and it occupied his most solicitous Would Whip Her. types, which is likely enough IT TOUCHES EVERT EXPEBTENCE IN THX LITE OF for 14&S, .'HI' limes, !1 Engravings I attention, even to fiequent inspection THE TRUE WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very attractive. of instrument!. Suit*, Caps, BelU,\ at any rate, they were the last English "If you shove that cup off the table Pompons, Fpaulcts, Cip-Lan)p Prices, cloth, gold andsilver sides, new by the furtive use of a little mirror types of originality or beauty. Stands. Drum M.ijor'i Staffs, and I'll whip you," said a mother to hei style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt CARRIAGES, Hats, Sundry Kind Outfit* RepaMn stuck the cap which he carried. Very edge $2.75. Specimen pages sent free to any address. daughter. The girl shoved the cup off. 'steriaf!, at Include, Instruction and Ei The best now existing are copies of Soldonly bysubscription. Agents wanted sweet indeed was he. ciset for Amateur Bands, and a Catalogas* "Pick up that cup or' I'll whip you copies, reproduced mechanically, which ef Choice Ur-4 Made. everywhere. Terms very liberal. PHOTONS, good." The girl did not pick up the SPECIAL OFFER FOB 30DAYS.-Anysar have long ceased to have the human who sendsus 6 yearlysubscribers to"TheHousekeeper," cup. "Go and sit down there or I'll brain infused, as it were, into molten at 50cents each, or 12 trial subscribers Gen. Sherman Found Where His Dinner BUGGIES, PAYNE'S 10 Horse Spark-Arresting whip you." The girl didn't go and sit netal. The best existing types at this at25 cents each, or3 2-yearsubscribers at $1each, Was. Portable Engine has cut 10 000 ft, of Alichigan down. "Come here to me." ""The girl we will send a copy of "The Home," postpaid, moment are French, and they, not ours, Pino Board in 10 hours, burning slabs from the bymail. This offer Isgoodonly 90days from the ROAD CARTS,. Gen. Sherman is one of the most popular didn't come. "Aint you ashamed ol arc the true descendants of Baskerville's saw i eight foot lengths. dateof this paper, after which time "TheHome" men in Washington, judging by yourself?" can be bad only throughour authorized agents. for at his death in 1775 his types the demand for him at social entertainments. The offer ismade to introduce a copyor two of "Yessum." were sold to France, and used to print For Terms and Prices address, thebook in each neighborhood. Each copy will He tarely, if ever, dines at "No, you're not. I'm a great mind an edition of Voltaire, still well known, create a demand fer Hundreds more. ^__ home. As he goes "out so regularly, he BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CO?^ to whip you for telling me a story. and most excellent in its workmanship. FISH BROS. & CO., Minneapolis Mian. sometimes forgets where he is to go. Oughtn't I to whip you, say?" The modern French types of the best The other night he came out on his fonts are reproduced, as it would seem, "Nome, for jou tell stories. You said RACINE, WIS. doorstep in a great hurry. He was in from these, but with less of exact mechanical you'd whip me and you- didn't," and Our 10 Hone We Guarantee to farnisa power dinner dress, but hesitated after he Or eall on HE MILLER BROS. CUTLERY CO. copying and more of human she kicked up her heels and scampered to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. came out of the door. Mrs. Sherman, variation and fancy. There could scarcely away. Mothers should be careful to Our 15 Horse wiU cut 10,000 feet in name time. MERIDEN, CONK. M. MULLEN who was in the hall, asked what was the Our Engines are QVARASTMMD be abetter work for the artistic future speak the truth.Arkansaw Traveler. to furnish a horse-power on 1184 matter. of books than that which might be AGENT in NewUhn less fuel and water than "By George," said the General, "I any* other Engine not fitted done by some master of decorative art, Mioroscopio Animals in Bricks. with an Automatic Cut-Off. was to go to dinner somewhere to-night, like Mr. Wm. Morris, and some great If yon want a Stationary or 3IOO The weathering of brick walls into a PRESENT. and to save my blanked blessed life 1 STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, firm of type founders in conjunction, Portable Engine, Boiler. Circular We continue to friable state is usually attributed to the BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are Saw Mill. Shafting or have forgotten where." actassolicitorsfor would they design and produce some ForaMachlaetaatwHl Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. action of heat, wet, and frost but from Pullies, either cut or Meddart's a certain cure tor all diseased patents, caveats, Mrs. Sherman came to the door, and new types for our choicer printed books. $ Saw as Fart and Emtf Patent 'Wrought Iron Pulley, trade-marks, copyrights, etc.-for recent observations of M. Parize, the MkeaUityleof requiring a complete tonic especially pointing to old Gen. Van Vliet, who send for our illustrated Catafor Fortnightly lievww. aa fhla oao. STEEL PENS. the United States, and to obtainpatents real destroyer is a microscopic creature, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, intermittent information and prices. logue," was going quietly up the street, said: Canada, England, Franco, & SONS, Corning, N. Y., Box 8*6 and the action played by the weather is B. W. PAYNE Fevers, Want of Appetite, "There goes Gen. Van Vliet, He is Germany, and all other countries. A Sensible Programme. only secondary. He has examined the I*ss of Strength, Jjack of Energy, TUirty-six years* practice. No generally at dinners where you are invited. Mr. Thomas Hankey, a well-known Weifcoweotof PatentAdjtutablleMunplegroKonrtcelptoff*,BeserrolrPennActiolQuilmail,, n4*u red dust of crumbling brick under the charge for examination of models or drawings. etc. Enriches the blood, strengthens Tha Aoma, You follow him and go in where and wealthy London diner out, has published "THK BEST IS CHEAPEST." Advice by mail free. microscope, and found it to consist tin"! muscles, and gives new he does." a little book on dinner giving. ^aTHRESHERSSg, Patents obtained through us aro noticed in This la the Klnr of Saw XatihlnM.* X. largely of minute living organisms. A life to the nerves. Acts like Hi3 main points are: 1. Limit the number "By George, what a splendid idea. I the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has saws off a 2 foot lotr la ft minutes* sample of brick dust taken from the charm on the digestive organs, the largest circulation, and is the most influential vhole of Pen* win be told by the trade, of guests to twelve or fourteen. 2. can't miss it following that lead. Van 20,000 In use. Tha cheapest iuiiil (Bottodtoallsections.) WriteforPMsiVinaaPaaabUst heart of a solid brick also showed the removing all dyspeptic symptoms, newspaper of its kind published in the rrrin X.UU furnished to dealers oo appficaUca. Keep the dining-room cool and well ventilated. Vliet can be trusted to smell out -the aadPdOMtoTheAultmsn & Taylor Co., Ifasvaes^aEa*. made,and folly warranted. Olronlar free.' world. The advantagesof such a notice every same animalcule, but in smaller numbers. sucii as tasting the food. Belching 3- Sit down to dinner at 8:15, dinner places." Onltad State* Manufactorlng Co., Chlaaao, *\tf patentee understands. The magnifying power of the ^in- Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn without waiting for guests who may be Away sailed Tecumseh, and as he did Boole,[FREE! Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news^periapubUshed Sawing Made Easy, will mail a copy strument was 300 diameters. Every decaying tc The only Iron Preparation wEEKIiY at$3.20ayear, absent. 4. return to the drawing-room not return it was safe to conclude that ELASTIC TRUSS of my Mew brick showed the same kind of that will not blacken the teeth or idis admitted to be the best paper devoted SENSE,1 by 9:30 to 9:45. 5. Reduce the present MEDICAL COMMON he was fortunate in finding the right population, but the harder the brick the to science,mechanics,inventions, engineering The New Impruv r*^jy give headache. Sold by all Drng^ts FREE, to any person who will number of dishes. If this were done, place.Washington Corl^ Btirla CM atatottMrftoaK lO.NARCH LIG!IIM.\S works, and other departments of industrial sens his name and po8tofflc fewer are noticed. at $l.OO a bottle. (t^ Mr. Hankey says, London dinners might H***T2.Sul*- in stamps topay progress, published in any country. Single i m* ^UOWN CHEMICAL CO. be what they ought to befrom the materials copies by mail, 10 cents. Sold by all news, A?TSkr.. -r^T" &jmm Jeweled bracelets, worn on the left lathe eJUapett and bet a Baltin "Id. dealers. A boy aixteen year* ok to be collected in London society foreleg, are the latest novelty for the A five-ton land roller passed ever &. or BRONCHITIS. __ i that an lion Bitten are made by Snows Casmcu can awJ onAii andea Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Sties* T&e mogj^ejgiabje npfogp the 'rfa Sent of great A alue sand it nay tn the providence o* Godi aristocratic doss. ^.t ___ r-.. Indiana roan without serious results. i tMrtt^TiMitkfMal. Cstmmatms. O. ami Lave Liana! rea Mom and trade auric oa wrapper, tiflc American. 261 Broadway, New York, foetal for lUaMtrisUMl Catalogue containing teatlmua BEWARE OF IMITAT'dNS. i He'd been married thirty-six j&ars.^ Handbook about patents mailed freet tea Md fuU parUcolara. AOKITT* WASTEW. fceajecaU^fcbiaf law Ca.,iaftaadela St.Ohica^ kr\ i*~. i I ii