)-nnf-,f'^r,7ae3a f~TT"~f.n -^k "~*Zw~ fH Hi :.T, IS NEW ULM REVlEWpWEDNESDAYflkUGUST 1, 1880, THE J.J. CAS E PLO W COMPANY, ?***'ttongeholdH intsrC IRS. LYDI A PIIKUI, OFLTII, HISS., Wrestling With Editors. Awe-inspiring Grandeur. A pretty heading for the top of a muslin I stand before the editor he takes the Following the Gunnison River through i curtain is made by hemming eachedge inanuscript, unwraps it, is reading it, its wide and beautiful valley in Colorado tf of a strip of muslin and gathering glancing at it, skimming through the for a few miles, the mountains seem A W A it in two places so that there shall be a last few pages turning over the rest, WITHOOTMEDICIHE. to close in upon the track, and it enters puff in the center and a ruffle on each hands it back to me. CliM flows, one of the grandest gorges in the world, )THE( edge. "It is rather lengthy, I hardly think Chicago & Korth-Western known as the Black Canyon of the Gunnison. When buying tin covers for kettles be we could find room for such an article." Here are beautiful cataracts, sure that they nave rings of wire on top He bows takes up another manuscript Railway Is tho Breaking Plows, the water tumbling down from the instead of flat handles soldered on, as Salty Flows, OLD ESTABLjSHgD SHORT LINE from his desk. mountain crags into the Gunnison River, these will not last any perceptible length I creep down the steps, with a heart over precipices from 1,500 to 2,000 of time, and the cover must then be so heavy I think it must have turned to I feet high. In one place it is a dainty It la the Great Thoroughfare from and to B&rrowSi CHICAGO thrown away. stone. little cascade like the bridal veil at Niagara A good present for an old lady is a It is drizzling rain. The afternoon Fallsa slender thread of water light woolen wrapper, made double, with has become baleful. I don't care if I get pouring over the rocks in fine spray, And all point3 in Northern Illinois, Central, a thin thickness of woolen between, and soaking wet, and my best dress and hat Send for Illustrated Catalogues. Eastern and Northwestern lown, and falling into a little basin close to the THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS quilted in rather large diamonds. Take are just ruined. I won't catch up my Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, THE I OA.SE FLOW COMPANY. track, which makes as beautiful a picture WARRANTEDTO CNEEgn gb a simple sack pattern, and cut it large Dakota, Manitoba, Central and skirts. Let them take care of themselves, as can be seen anywhere. Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming:, and ample, so that she can slip iton over I made them short enough. I PARSONS'-. PILLS Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, And what a magnificent stream is the without medicine Pain 1st tho back, hip*, heart, OP her night dress. California, Oregon, Washington Territory, don't try to keep my heels out of the llmbu, nervous debIIHy,lumbaKO, general debility, Gunnison! Its water is clear and cold, British Columbia, China, Japan, rheumatism, paralysis, neuralgia, sciatica, diseases For washing hands that have become mud, but tramp over the crossing with ot ih kidneys,spinal diseases, torpid liver, gout, the Sandwich Islands, Australia, Jfew and the dark shadows of the cliffs falling cracked or blackened, there is nothing seminal emissions, fmpotenrr, asthma, heart disease, Zealand, and all principal points in the desperate flat-footedness. It has been dyspepsia, constipation, erysipelas, Indigestion, upon it gives it a tint of beautiful better than Indian meal rubbed on with hernia or rupture, catarrh, piles, epilepsy, NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. looked at, called nothing but lengthy (I green. Springing from a region white dumb ague, etc. the soap. It not only i-emoves the dirt, With its own lines it traverses Northern detest that word) and returned to me. When anydebility of the GENERATIVE O RG A S with eternal snows, like a thread of sil-P ILLINOIS, Central and Northern occurs, lost vitality, lack of nerve force and Icor, but softens and whitens the hands as I clutch detcrminately at the remnant IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- YI noting weaknesses, and all those diseases of pergonal ver it burrows through the walls of rock LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 well. For men and boys doing farm or nature, from whatever cause, the continuous GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DACO- of courage, gather it up, hold it tight, fctream of Magnetism permeating through (he pnrti whose pinnacles rise 2,000 and 3,000 TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations shop work it is excellent, and should be mustrcstore them to a healthy action. TLtio i_ no and start for the next newspaper office. VEGETABLE COMPOUND." axAJs: E that can be offered by any feet high on either side, and is roofed mistake about this appliance. :LVE W RIC BLOOD, kept always at hand. railroad. Its train service equals that in by a narrow strip of unsullied blue of any road: their speed is as great as Ammonia water or a damp cloth dipped IsaPoBitlveCnre I go slowly up tho steps, fairly drag comfort and safety will permit they skyso narrow that one standing on the in whiting, cleans paint nicely. And will completely change the blood in the entire system in three months. Any per- for all 11MM Palatal CaasnlaUts aa ytaiiii rryself up, wishing they would reach make close connections in union depots' summit of one cliff could throw a stone MMaam fmmrhssttommlmnowmlsMmn. at junction and terminal points with Sapolio is also good. Cold tea is the son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 13 weeks, may be restored to sound to eternity, and there was no such place Itwill cure entirely the wont formof FemaleCom. across to the summit of the other. Now the leading railroads of the West and best thing to clean varnished wood with, health, if such a thing he possible. Fo. curing Female Complaints these Pills have no as editorial rooms at the end. All too Northwest, and offer to those that use plaints, allovariantronblee,Inflammation and Ulcere the river frets and spune3 and throws equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for the tea and tea leaves saved from the them DIPHTHERIA. soon I stand before the closed door. It tion, Falling and Displacements, andthe consequent its foam, splashing in spray against the CROUP, ASTHMA,, BRONCHITIS..MASS eight letter-stamps. Send for circular I. S. JOHNSON & CO. BOSTON, table for several days and steeped will Spinel Weakness, and la particularly adapted to the SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY is too much. The spirit is strong but black rocks again it gurgles and giggles At CHICAGO it makes close connection Change of Life. usually be sufficient. It removes spots, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE MNIMENT will instantaneously the flesh is weak. I turn on my heels, ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. with all other railroads at that city. in glee, laughs and roars at the triumph relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively It will dissolve and expeltomorefromtheateraeIn and gives a much fresher, newer appearance go nimbly down again, and lean against It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on cure nine cases out of ten Information that will sate an early stage of development. The tendencytocan* of having leaped over nature's barriers TO THE LADIES: if you ,I.Uiminfi!Irtd, pro e1NJNGlCARS with all through trains, PARLOR CARS on its many lives sent free by mail. Don delay a moment. than when soap and water are used. the banister with a sick heart. I think utUin eerouehumorstherelecheekedyeryspeedilybyItsuse. Prevention is better than cure then tumbles headlong over a rincipa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN If the carpet needs freshening upafter It removesfaintness,flatulency,deetroyeatt craving I will give it up. The roll in ray hand LINIMENT JOHNSON'S ANODYNE .imifiKm (For Internal CUKLSEx-and onTts COUNCIL BLUFFS ExhaustIon,Dy*pepsla,orwlth IMseaticsofthe Ll mighty rock, and with placid dignity for stimulants, and relieves weakness of thestomach. tacking down, sweep and then wipe cr, Kidneys, Headache, or Void Feet, Swollen or and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS stands on end and stares me in the face. flows along between the great mountains, Weak Ankles, or Swollen Feet, an Abdominal Belt It cores Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, through day express trains. euraigia Influenza, SoreLungs,Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cou^h, Whooping Cough, with a flannel cloth,wrung out of warm nn'a a pair of Magnetic Foot Batteries have no supei lor Oh, dear! I don't know, though, why I General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and tadigestlon. If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations taking a few moments"rest in its mad Chronic Jtheuniatism, Chrome Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, KidneyTroubles, Diseases of the in the re'ief and cure of all these lomplaintf They water with ox gall in it, in the proportion should feel so meek, have such a hangdog you will buy your Tickets carry a powerful magnetic force to the scat of tho Spine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S JOHNSON & Co., BOSXOK, MASS. race to the sea. MAKE HENS LAY disease. by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE of one quart of gall to three quarts That feeling of bearing down,curing pain,weight air. They do, every last one of \n Lnglish Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, For Lame Rack, Weakness of tho Spine, FullInk For fifty miles we follow the narrow and backache. Isalways permanently cared by Its use. now traveling this country, sa tbatmost I of water. The improved appearance of of thio womb, Leuoorrhflea, Chronic liiUiimmatlon them, publish trash and plenty of stupidly For rates for single or round trip ot the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here I chasm, steeped in the purple of a perpetual and Ulceration of the Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage Itwinatalltimesand underallcircumstancesactIn the carpet will amply repay the trouble tickets and for full information in regard told things. I seize my manuscript, or Flooding, Fulnful, Suppressed and Irregular are worthless trash He saj that Sheridan I harmony withthelaw*thatgovernthefemalesystem. twilight. The solemn walls stand Menstruation, Barrenness, and change of Condition Powders are absolutely pure and to all parts of the West, North and if this is done once in six weeks, as the or it seizes me. We mount the life, this 1*the Rest Appliance and Curative Agent Forthe cureof Kidney Complaints of either eez this immenselt aluable Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp n- Northwest, write to General Passenger up for 3,000 feet both sides of us, frowning rubbing raises the pile and freshens the ful to 1 pint food Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for 8 letter-stamps. S, JoaHSOH & Co., BOSTON, MASS, steps, open the door. Another one of Compoundis unsurpassed. Agent, at Chicago, 111. ForaYi forms of Female Dlfflcultfcs It is unsurpassed down upon the intruders into their colors. All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets LYDIA E. PIKKnAJbTO VEGETABLE COM* those lightish-brown mustached, pretty by anything before Invented, both as a cu ativo cloistered solitude. For a mile or two agent and asa source of power and vltalization. by this Line. POUNDis prepared at S33 and 3 Western Avenue. 3222 One objection to ingrain carpet is that young men steps toward me. I look at Price of either Belt with MagneticFoot Batteries, $10. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, they arc almost perpendicular, gray Lynn,Mass. Price tL Sixbottlesfor $6. Bent bymail Bent by express O and examination allowed,or by high heels which servants delight in TSSmBT BUTTER COLOR him snai'ply. I was in that state of Gen Sunt. 2dVicc-Pres and Gen.Manages inthe form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, oa mail on receipt of price In ordering, send measure of with the antique lichens that countless W. H. STBNNETT, waist and size of shoe Remittance can be made in currency, wearing on thick shoes seem to catch at fierceness that, I do believe, if I had receipt of price, 91 perbox for either. Mrs. Pinkhaaa summers have gathered upon their purple sent in letter at our risk. Gen.Pass Act,Chicago. freelyanswersallletters of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet. the threads and drag them out of place, found the shadow of a smile lurking in The Magneton Garments are adapted to all ages, are fronts th~n they are massed in worn over the underclothing, (not next to th Address as above. Mention this Paper, housands producing a rough surface then another MINNEAP0LIS&ST.L0UIS R'Y his face I should have boxedhim, but he body Rke the many Galvanic and Electric Hum. Gives Butter the Kilt-edged color the year round. The largest Butter Buyers recommend Its us,* broken columns standing upon a common baa's advertised so extensively) and should be of Dalryr.icn say Iy I S PERFECT. druggistoby Used allthe best Cresmenes. Awardedithe,Inter. is that the legs of heavy chairs stood before me quite grave. Ho family should bevrithout LYDIA E. PINKHUT* ,8k your merchantf orit orwrite toaskwha ia what natfonalDiplomaatN Dair Fair taken off at night. They hold theirpower/orever, and Ask base. Here a solitary pinnacle WELLS. RICHARDSON & CO.. Proprietors* Burllns-ton, Vt, AND TUB It costs, who usesii. where to cret it areworn at all seasons or theyear. LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bilio"*neM, have the same effect. One way of saving "I brought this piece for the paper." "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." soars upward toward the sky like a Send stamp for the "New Departure in Medical Treatment av'torpidity of the liver 15 cents per boj story3" Jf US E Jf ONLYJfTH ISJfT E ^FIRST^AND JfTH|EHEST^ these carpets is to cover the ends of Without Medicine," with thousands of testimo. "Is it a monstrous cathedral tower there the *T Sold by all DruggUta. -v* n*"JTHK MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO the chairs with rubber caps, at a cost of I feel a spasm of a laugh in my rocks are thrown together helter-skelter about 17 cents. The servants' heels 318 State St., Chicago, ill. throat. LANDRETHS'PESEEDS in piles half a mile high by some remote IU48. are,of course, amenable to no such remedy. "No, sir." geological commotion, and again they "The managing editor, I guess, is the close together and hug the current of person you wish to see." the river for unbroken miles, the shadows Gus Williams' Latest Story. At this another gentleman steps forward. becoming darker and gloomier. In NINETY-EICHT YEARS Gus Williams passed through the city My balance has been slipping SEEDSFor places the ledges are hacked and torn, ANT2!L2!i!!!ss!S2 the MERCH fast week on his semi-yearly visit to away from me. What avails a frantic seared and split into great seams into For the MARKET CARDENERowr Hot Springs. Gus was pretty sick, but grab? I fall into a state of topsy-turviness, which the earth has fallen, and a few For the PRIVATE FAMILYou not too sick to tell his latest story. Two head over heelness. The words ourselveson sad and solitary spruce trees cling in a Crown by friends who had not seen each other for that I had made leady stick to my lips, perilous existence. some time met in the street, when one, rv* Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO ALL.. and I can only put the manuscript into Often at a height which the sun's rays in Irishman, asked the other, a German, his hands quite dumbty. He shows me MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. can sometimes reach, but the wind is WVU^UVJJ'BEE to all applicants, and to customers where he had been keeping himself. an inner loom, points to a chair, seats DAVID MNDRETH&SONS,SEED BROWERS.PHILADELPHIA of last year without ordering it It contains never still, a tiny flower may bo seen about 17S pages, 600 illustrations, prices, accurate himself at a desk and begins to read. descriptions and valuable directions for planting' smiling with heroic fortitude, and a few **Oh, I haf bin in to hospidal," said 1600 varieties of Vegetable and Flower Seeds, My eyes fail on a waste-basket by his feet away in a cleft in the rocks will be Plants, Fruit Trees, etc. Invaluable to all, eai ecially the German. desk. "Oh, you open-mouthed, greedy, to Market Gardeners Send for it found an eagle's nest. My Vegetable and Flower Seed Catalogue for "An' for fwhy?" asked the other. hope-devouring, insatiable thing!" and D. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT MICH. 1888 will be sent FREE to all who apply Customers of W2ZW* When night approaches, the edges of last season need not write for it All seed sent from my "I hat de chim-chams." I shake my list at it. It gapes at me establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, the rocks that, standing out against the so far, that should it prove otherwise I agree to refill the Ye don't tell me. An' how long have insolently and looks expectantly, like a order gratis My collection of vegetable seed is one of sky, can catch the moonbeams, will be ye bin out?" the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, dog waiting for a bone, at the paper in fringed with a silvery phosphorescence. and a large part of it is of my own growing As the "Aboud an hour. Bud vere haf you the editor's hands. oria-laal latroducer of Early Ohio and Rurbank iATALO&ji Looking up one sees the narrow roof of Potatoes. Marblehead Early Corn, the Hubbard bin all dewiles yourself, oud?" "I will circumvent you yet, you see," Squash, Marblehead Cnbbace, Phlnney's Melon, sky, with a fresco of stars looking"down and a score of other new Vegetables, I invite the patron "In the hawspital, too." and I was so exasperated that had I age of the public In the gardens and on the farms of BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are there is the blackness of darkness immeasurable. those who plant my seed wul be found best advertise "Chimney Grismus, you don'd told been near enough I should have upset a certain cure for all diseases ment James H. Cregory, Marblehead, Mass me. Vy, vat's de matter?" it. "I see this has literary merit." I acquiring a complete tonic especially An awe inspires one when he thinks "The jams." start, start almost out of my skin, as I Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent that all this architectural grandeur, all "De chim-chams?" hear the words. He merely remarks it Fevers, Want of Appetite, these mighty chasms which would have Western "Wheel Scraper Co. "Just that, Dutchy." and goes on l'cading. The revulsion IKS of Strength, t/aclc of Energy, required 1,000,000 men 1,000 years to "Und how long haf you bin oud?" from despair to something like hope is etc. Enriches the blood, strength* have excavated, have been wrought by "About half an hour." so sudden and sharp. I feel my face ens tho muscles, and gives new the simple agencies of water and wind TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers.FOS^MANUFACTURER "I say, Dutchy, how did the thraymins twist up, and the tears spring to my life to the nerves. Acts like The above is a correct map of the and dust! These canyons were not made dale wid ye? Did ye see shnaiks, eyes, followed by a hurried anxiety to charm on the. digestive organs, ALBERT LEA ROUTE, by volcanic eruptions, the geologists tell or alleygathers, or fwhat?" get them out of sight without being removing all dyspeptic symptoms, us, but by agencies so simple as those. snd its immediate connections Through Trains daily seen. I have just made my handkerchief "No, I did'nt sa no schnaiks, ober such as tasting the food, Belching Correspondence Chicago Inter Ocean. From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. as small as possible, and was de place vas full mit bullyphants und Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn i a without change, connecting with all lines slipping it up to my ejes, when"This tigers und oder vild animals vot chumped *tc. The only Iron Preparation An Extraordinary Gase. EAST and SOUTHEAST is something that will interest the la- at me und ran to ead me up. How that will not blacken the teeth or The only line running Through Cars between The most extraordinary and interesting dies." vas it mit you, Irish?" Their Double Bottomed, Al Steel give headache. Sold by all Druggists MINNEAPOLIS and DE8 MOINES, Iowa. subject before a Vienna clinic for "Oh, I had a very moild case this Drag Scrapers SL Railroad &. TownShip at $1.00 a bottle. Up looks the editor ^ny hands drop, Through Ti ains betwecD many years was that of a little girl living toime. I imagined I was seein' a baytie Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. my head jerks forward, down splash the MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, BKOWN CHEMICAIJ CO. in the city, Klemmuller by name, on me left showlder. Uv'ry toime I connecting in Union Depot for all Points &out*i and two tears shamefully into my lap. But Baltin. -d. and 18 months old. The Vienna Neue boutliwest. Close connections made with St & luked there there was the baytie. I'd his glance goes over my head, as if he and St & Dnluth Railroads, from andtoall .JLC that all Iron Bitten are made bv BROWN CHSHICM Freie Presse reports the case with such points North snd North West. Go and have crossed red lines and trade mark on wrapper. brish it off wid me hand loike that an' expected it to fall on the face of a taller POWDER evident fidelity that its truth must be accepted. KKMEaiBICK! PCLLMAX A LACK SLEEPINC. BEWARE O IMITAT'NS. turn me eyes away, an' think it was person, but it did not matter, the top of CAI on all night Trains Through Tickets, and bag The girl had shown for several gone, but fwinever me eyes thraveled Satisfaction Guaranteed. Ci 'L checked to destination For time tables, rate of the hat would do. I was seized with days an utter aversion to food, and fan, etc tall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or addruss back to me shoulder there was that baytie the absurdity of it, and coughed to drown Tho only known specific for Epileptic Fits. "\j S. BOYD, her mother finally took her to the general Send for CATALOGUES to sittin' there making mugs at me like Oen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness. Nervous a giggle. clinic for examination. The professors, "Weakness It Instantly relieves and cores. Cleanses a Choinaman at the head of a Sundayschool le turns over the pages, glances here WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mi Pleasant. Iowa. PEOPLE WHO LIVE I perceiving that it was no common Absolutely Pure. blood and quickens sluggish circulation. Neutralizes class. I was always a brishin' and there Oh, for some power to direct disorder and ascertaining from the germs of disease and saves sickness. Cures him off an' thrying not to luk at him, along the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL fc his gaze! It it would only fall on mother that the child on the night of CLARK JOHNSON'S SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its various but devil damn me if I kud get red av r. Concerning Titles. Branch Lines, now apart of the March 13 had awaked suddenly with a [A SKEPTIC SAID] the crawlin' brute." THE CELEBRATED dl^go, 0t.1^ul,Minne- loud scream from sleep, and continued At a recent meeting of the Lime-Kiln "You don'd say so? How long vas BARNUIHI CHEESE SAFE S. in great pain for fourteen hours thereafter, Club Rev. Penstock, who insists upon you oud of de hospidal?" determined to employ the gastroscope being addressed by his title, and who ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. Eliminates (Patented.) apolis & 0n\2il\k Line. "About half an hour." Bolls, Carbuncles and Scalds. tVPermanently and and explore her stomach with the never accords the same honor to any Indian Blood Syrup "Veil," said the German, taking the promptly cures paralysis. Tes, itIsa charming and aid of electricity. Not to enter into )f the Judges, Colonels or Professors in Irishman by the coat and whispering healthful Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, rather unpleasant details,they soon found the Club, suddenly bobbed up and offered know that this is the short and quick Line to all twin brothers. Changes bad breathto good, remov- into his ear, "you ain'd cured yet." points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all the cause of the disturbance, and extracted Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, the following resolution: "An' fwhy not?" cried tho other in points in Kins is, Nebraska Colorado Texas. "RESOLVKDDat judging a dog-fight or a mouse, minus a tail, which California, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, and Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Blocs!, alarm. a jumping match does not license a cull'd was subsequently removed. The only that this is the Only JLIne Imtwttn JHtnnetotm man to assume de title of Judge wi'd a big "Pecaus," said the German, pointing and the South ITVsf, Millions testily to its efficacy in healing possible conclusion is that the mouse and a shaking finger at the other's left THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES ran into the open mouth of the sleeping liESOLVEDDat while white-waslnn' an' the above named diseases, and pronounoe shoulder, "dot poetic is dere yet." fitove-blackin' am purfeshuns to be looked child, and down her gullet. Her immediate a Ting-a-ling-a-ling. Close in.Chicago of the populous Missouri Valley, namely it to be the up to an' respected, de puss'ns follerin' recovery was confidently expected. lngthe cause. Bouts bilious tendencies and makes Sioux City, Council MHttlF, Omoha. sich purfeshuns am not necessarily Professors Herald. clear complexion. Equalled by none In the delirium St. Jottph, AlcMonyIjtavtn BEST BZ8MEDT KNOWN TO MAN. wid a big and trort/iand tfantatClty. of fever A charming resolvent and a matchless RESOLVEDDat bossin' a job of diggin' a TRADE MABE. The St. Paul ft Sioux CityRailroad, now known What a Long disbar Led to. laxative. It drives Sick Headache like the wind. Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. cellar or fillm' an' ice-house doan' entitle as the Wetteru JilvMon of the Chicago, St A Devil's Den Full of Mysteries. jarContainsno drasticcatharticoropiates. Believes Thomas W. Chinn, of Louisville, was de bosserto call hisself Colonel." Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Lino, Is also the Shor Five miles west of Great Barrington MTAGENTS WANTED.fJ| a native of Kentucky. When a young BETAIL GEOCEES, ATTENTION. and JUlrtet Line from Central and Western Min Penstock was hardly down before tho (THE 6REITJ nesota, Westen. Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the is the little township of Alford, whose man he was employed in the office of a thirteen Professors, seventeen Judges South.West to Laboratory 7? W. 3dSt,New YorkCity. Druggists sell it inhabitants are engaged entirely in farming. BUY NOME! HAVBNON BI USB NOME tit Bu court clerk at Frankfort. The stoiy goes and twenty-eight Colonels in the club ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. A reliable gentleman from there [1IW[C10|H1Q|U1E1R10|RD that he was addicted to excessive smoking. were on their feet and demanding to be states that while an old farmer was out At length his boss, the clerk, gave heard. They felt the insult and were prepared Forsale generallyby the wholesale woodenwara and the entire North and North-West, and to the ENNSYLVANIAI QUAKER CITY snd grocery dealers. 1 yourjobbercannotsupply hunting blacksnakes Sunday he made Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. him peremptory orders not to smoke to resent it, and Penstock was jou, send your orders direct to us. Jtt St. POM/connections are made with the the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cures Klicu the discovery of a wonderful cave in a more than three cigars per day. "Very seen to grow pale at the rate of a mile a TheE.T.BarnumWire& IronWorks,neapolis Hatlern JBleMon ot the Chicago, St. Paul, Min- matism by routing it. Restores life-giving properties lime-stone ledge. The cave has been 1883 & Lawn Mowers tOmiVa line, foi Northern and Central well," replied young Chinn "it will minute. Brother Gardner finally secured to tho blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous Wisnonsin, and ,oi Chicago and all points cast christened Devil's den. Since its discovery DETBOIT.MICH. give me no discomfort to carry out your silence after continuous rapping, disorders. fyEeliable when all opiates fall. Be. and the running of trains is so arranged that parties have been endeavoring ag instructions." The next morning the and then said: freshes the mind and invigorates the body. Cures sengers from the Western Division of thi lite. to explore it with lighted torches. They can have from one to one and one half hoursj aee dyspepsiaormoney refunded. clerk found him seated at his table writing, "Willde Rev. Penstock please explain Surpass all others Will Run More Easily, teud to bu iness in St. Paul if desired could only go in a few rods when, owing with one end of a cigar in his mouth how he come by his title?" When tf on go South or South West be sum to BDBQnQQOBS Cut Longer Grass. RELIABLE SELF-CURE. to the poisonous gases, the torches began AND ARE and the other end resting ou a shelf to over this Line through the seven Big fiille "Yes sah. I'zo a preacher, sah." Cut More Smoothly, and when you go north, east or noithwest, go to burn dimly, and in one case, THE BEST hard by. It was not much less than a "Was you regularly ordained?" Less Liable to Obstruction, through St ant the Oreatltatlroad l*i where a man ventured too farahead of yard long. 'Looking on him for a "Yes, sah." A favorite prescription of one of the the greatNoi thwest Require Less Repairs, most noted and successful specialists in the TJ. 3, his companions, he was rescued with moment with astonishment mingled with Two passenger trains dally, St. Paul to Chicag Diseasesof the blood ownit a conqueror. Endorsed "Who ordained you?" (now retired) for thecure of Nervous Debility* More Easily Adjusted. in writing by over fifty thousand leading citizens, difficulty. So faras known the cave is through Llroy and MaiMson, with Pullman Palac admiration, he said, "Get up and come MJoat Manhood, Weakness aud JOecay. Sent "Two of de deacons of de Fust Baptist clergymen and physicians In U.S. and Europe. And the Most Durable. Sleeping Cars ocench train. In plainsealedenvolope/Vee. Druggistscanfill large, with rooms and passages, and it along with me. You have entirely too Church of Richmond?" gyF or sale byall leading druggists. fl^O. (13) IN FACT LEADS TH E WORLD. THROU GH TICKETS is thought that bv making the mouth Address DR. WARD & CO.. Louisiana, Mo. much genius for this room." What does For Testimonials and circularssend stamp. There was a general yell over his reply, EVERY MOWER WARRMTFD. larger the gases will escape and the cave the reader suppose was done with him? TheDr.S.A. RichmondMedGo.St.JoseptuMo. and the worthy member lost his ei this route are on sale at all principal stations SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. can be explored with safety. A sound Why, he was taken to the office of an attorney-at-law temper and rushed from the room. Be sure and buy a through ticket, as they are generally LLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON as of running water indicates a small cheapei: but if you cannot get tho tickets and the first volume of "My friends," kindly observed the you desire or the 'ufci mation wanted about rates river or spring in it, and it is thought Blackstone placed in his hands, the THE GREATGERMAN President, "envy alius overreaches herself. connections, &c at your home station, write to PHILADELPHIA, PA. that a stream trom the well-known Frying clerk agreeing to pay all expenses until the undersigned, and your letter will receive If it seems to please a fellow-mor REMEDY piompi attention. W TEASDALE, Pan spring on the other side opposite he was admitted to the bar. That being tal to call him Professor or Judge or FOR PAIN. there, lost under ground, runs into F. B. CLARKE. General Agent, accomplished in due time, he then Major or Gineral, keep it up. It costs "2TO-U. Tyrant it.Boston Globe. Gen.TrailicMuat,- St. Paul Minn removed to Louisiana and settled at Baton nuffin', an' keeps him good-natured. It l.. Rouge. Subsequently he became a -pp rr sounds much better to read in de papers "THE HOME, HOW TO MAKE AND KEEP iLYGft&HEALY Believes and cures judge. I 1839 he was elected a representative IT."Mrs Henry Ward Beecher'a latest and Long Pinger-Nails. dat Prof. Ginalong Jones am at present RHEUMATISM, best book. It a work that every wife, to congress as a Whig, and According to the writer of an article engaged in cartin' out ashes fur Col. State & Monroe Sts.,Chicago. every mother and every housekeeper ought to Neuralgia, served one term. In 1849 President Taylor on "Extraordinary Finger-Nails" in the Dayball Smith dan to menshun dat ole have. Practical common-eenee, useful every day, ill eml pwinid to any sddreatheir appointed him .minister to the two Sciatica, Lumbago, BAND CATALOGUE, World of Wonders, it is the custom of IT TOUCHES EVERY EXPERIENCE IN THB LITE O* nigger Jones has struck a job of de ginger i for 1&& J00 |u* ^10 Engraving! THE TRUE WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very attractive. Sicilies. He was a stout, handsome BACKACnC, the Chinese, Siamese and Anamese to beer peddler. Let dignity go wid jof instruments. Suits, Caps, BelU, Prices, cloth, gold andsilver sides, new kPompons, Fpaoleta, Cap-Lamp* gentleman, and much esteemed by his style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt allow the nails on all their fingers, except you titles, howeber. Professors am outer HEADACHE,TOOTHACHE, Stands. Drum Major*. Staffs, snd edge $3.75. Specimen pages sent free to any address. CARRIAGES, ~!iat Sundry Hand Outfit*, Rsntlrlag associates in congress. There is no telling the forefinger, to grow to a great place in a white man's chicken coop, SORE THROAT, (Materials, al Include. Instruction and E Soldonly by subscription. Agents wantad what a cigar of extraordinary length Jerclse* for Amateur Bauds, sod 8 length, and among the former they an' de Judge who lets his wife go b'arfut everywhere. Terms very liberal. QUINSY, SWELLINGS Choice l Music. may lead to. Washington Cor. CourierJournal SPECIAL OFFER FOB BODAYaj-Anysubwho PH/ETONS, sometimes attain the incredible length will appear powerful small in de SPRAINS, sends ns 6 yearlysubscribers to The Housekeeper," of from sixteen to eighteen inches. syes of his nayburs. We will now strike at 50cents each, or 12 trial subscribers Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, PAYNE'S 10 Hers* Spark-Arresting BUGGIES, Among the Siamese so distinctive a a closin' attitood an' disjourn de meet- at 25cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, FKOSTBITES, Portablo Engine has cut 10,000 ft. of Michigan we will send a copy of The. Home," postpaid, A couple of young ranchmen were mark of nobility are long nails esteemed in'."Detroit Free Press. by mail. This offer is good only 80 days from the BVBKS, SCALD8, Pine Board in 10 hours, burning slabs from the hunting stock near Battle Creek, M. T., that the belles and beaux wear silver a ROAD CARTS. And all other bodily ache* dateof this paper, after which time The Home" saw in eight foot lengths. and pains. a few days ago, when they espied a can be bad only through our authorized agents. cases, either to protect their nails or Trustee Fullback, of tho Lime Kiln The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. large cinnamon bear perched in the crotch else to make people believe they are C^ub who has been putting on the book in each neighborhood. Each copy will Soldbyall Druggistsand of a tree. They had no gun with them, I there, whereas in reality they are not. considerable many airs since his create a demand fer nondreds more. For Terms and Price3 address, Dealers. Directions in 11 BUCKEYE PUBLISLHING CoT^ but on the principle that the only good As regards the little finger, the writer visit to the Legislature in March as a languages. ^MinseBpoliaHlnn. FISH BROS,ftCO., The Charles A. Vogeler Co. bear is a dead bear, they determined to tells us that "Ambassadors and visitors member of the committee of conference, (S-ewilon to A.V00ELEB 4 CO carry Bruin into camp by seme means. of distinction from Asiatic States to Europe here arose and moved that $25 be appropriated lUHImgre, M..U.S..* RACINE. WIS. One of them launched his lasso and the are often observed to permit the for the purchase of a looking-glass THE MILLER BROS,CUTLERY CO. Our 10 Bone.We Guarantee to tarnish power next moment had the satisfaction of excessive growth of the nail of the little for Paradise Hall. N one Or oall en to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. seeing the noose drop silently around his MEBIDE1T, CONN. finger, and this is also a common occurrence supported the motion, and after a moment Our 15 Hone vnll cut 10,000 feet In same tune. 0HE TREATMENT. victim's neck. A touch of the spurs and Our Engines are OUABAITMKD with many of the people of India of deep silence the President remarked: M. MULLEN. I to furnish a horse-power on off shot his horse and down rolled the and other parts of Asia. 'From Notes less fuel snd water than 184 AGENT mNewUIin bear. A double circle of the nearest A certain enre for Nervous and Querids. "Brudder Pullback, dat moshun am any other Engine not fitted Debility, Seminal Weakness, with an Automatic Cut-Off. tree and the bear was at his mercy but not only a mile an' a half outer order, m* STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Impotence, etc. If yon want a Stationary or of course he had no mercy. 8IOO PRE8EN1i Wo continue to but it betrays a malicious sentiment dat Portable Engine, Boiler, Circular The Becipegused in my practicefor25 Tears Where the Word Dude Game From. actaseolidtorafor Saw Mill, Shafting or end an illustratedbookof60pages giving fall dl mus' be sot down on at all hazards. The contractors on one of the railroads Idtdles* Scissors and Ink Erasers. i patents, caveata, The just now popular word dude, Fullies, either castorHedaart's ForaMehlB.thstwfll ectionaftoBelftreatmenl^Bemfree. Address When dis Lime-Kiln Club becomes so down East, finding it impossible fake sll stylet of Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, trade-marks, copyrights. etc.,for BR. x. WILLIAM* 435 fWater Saw as Fast and meaning an empty-headed, languidmannered STEEL PENS. purty an' so filled up wid vanity dat de send for our illustrated Catalogue, the United States, and to obtainpat. to keep track of the Italian laborers by aathla young swell who bangs his for information and prices. ente in Canada, England, France, bizness of de United States of America their unpronounceable names, fell uoon B. W. PAYNE & SONS, Corning, N. Y., Box 846 hair, proves to De no foreign importation, Germany, and all other countries. mus' be neglected to stan' befo' a lookin'-glass the plan of numbering them. The number KIDNEY-WORT out, like many another expressive We showcotofPatentAdJnstsUsQuillActionBeserrolrFan, TUirty-six years'practice. No an' smile at ourselves it will be of each is painted in plain figures on "TheAomet""dwfllmsn*smpUgroonteedPtoft*- charge for examination of models or drawings. term, to be of good New England parentage. time to disband. I shall fine you sebenteen the seat of his pantaloons. Before beginning Advice by mail free. "THB BEST I S CHEAPEST." HE GREAT CURE The word (pronounced in two hundred dollars and costs!" Patents obtained AMERICA!*-,e through ns ar noticed in work in the morning, at noon mm, THRFQHPRQSAWIILLS, which has syllables) has been used in the little the SCIENTIFIC Thla la the Xing off flaw KaehmM.* XI Trustee Pullback fell back with a suddenness BinePowen CloTerHiHer (WrRslWi and again at night the men are formed FOB M-Onr whole line of Pens wfll be sold by the trade, Town of Salem, N. H., for twenty years the largest circulation, and is the most influential Isnatawim I 11111-011 LllO saws off a 8 Xoot log In S ulnnteflJ Str-Prtee Lists furnishedtodealers en apnUeaUoa. that jarred the entire building, ft in line, and the foreman passes in the Itoallsections.) WiiteforFREEIUns. E A-T+S newspaper of its kind published in the iast and, it is claimed, was coined there. 80,000 In use. Tho eheapMt mooning A and during the remainder of the session a rear of them and takes down each number, world. The advantagesof such a notice every itoTheAnltmanotTaylor Co.. lUmarid, is common there to speak of a dapper ma^md folly axnnteo Cfeoularfroei he was busy figuring how much cash h patentee understands. in order to ascertain who is present, Aa it fa for all the painful diseases of the young man as a "dude of a fellow, of Dotted Statu Minnftfttnrlnq Co..ChtetgOsUtf. KIONEY8vLIVBR Sawing Made Easy. AND BOWELS. Thislarge and splendidly illustrated new*, would have left to squander on Fourth as well as who is absent. The plan ia It cleanses the system of the acrid poison a small animal as "a little dude," of a paperispublished wEKKlVi: at$3.20ayear, I wlly mail a cogr I of July.Detroit Free Press. ELAST IC TRUSS beneficial in two waysthe men are that canaea the dreadful BuSexing which of Blew Bool sweetheart as "my dude" and of an andis admitted to be the best paper devoted only the victims) of Rheumatism can realise, The Hew Improved easily organized, as they are also kept i s to science,mechanics,inventions, engineering testhetic youth of the Wilde type as a -MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," P11CC THOUSAN08 OP CASES I0H1ECI LIHTNIXQ from sitting down too much for fear works, and other departments of industrial "Dost know the difference, Fred," said she, FREE* to toy person who ^nSmmmSmSSSar dude. But how the word attained so of tho wont forma of this terrible disease send hi. name and post-office address, ana oentf "Between the moonand you?" progress, published anycountry. Single MsWoasef tbs body, walls tat at robbing out the figures. v^ sudden and widespread a notorietv puzzles to stamp,top postage. jallta tsacsptnisM Is* las I don't," said he "my dearest one," copies by mail, 10 cents. Sold by all news* have beeno.uicklyreUeved,andlnahorttime I lasastlsaaJBaftaaaswasaiasMia |A boy sixteen years oW To any one sufferine As he gazed with Interest new. j&H&k dealers. PERFECTLY CURED. Salem. Its revival at New York is The difference lathis," she said, cwMWloga/bMaadeasy New Yorkers have became as careless frsaststMstiSaklMMsMSto VBKK, CI. LIQUID OR DBT, SOLD BY DBCflGUTTS. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* credited to a disgusted Englishman, who or Bjw ymsjg. uic luiwrnuniuu tu UIIB nous, HI Stmt on Utf trial. Beat With satire of a Junius, lyss4alsjsLss4*isdksicarse*rtaJa. Itls ssss, casahai Ur- Drycanbe sentbymall. &J3 -fle American. 261 Broadway, New York, in their toilets as the Philadelphians. sacassfTSsatbyMsU. Cbtstastsss. Cstalosjie containing leatlmon of great valuetrad it may In the providence of God, The moon hath silvery quarters, dear,d remarked, after visiting a i*ich club, KIDNEY-WOR grtn^Ta^TmrfitTifloy^c^BuTlingtonYt. -jnrs. jfoMrTaTwVWTsU*.^ filpibook about patents mailed free. IMUBfOM BUM CftsCltmMg The result is that a big soap factory in ^WWteyouaretopeounW^^^' thf\t the young men were fUl^dwclBi," sV.w0e.lB |fi|hlt,0UsSf^ mammmmmmmm