h *ft^SHK NE W ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY,JULY 28, i88Stf ^MMMMiAMMHUHaaHMIMHUBMMH THE J. I. CASE PLOW COMPANY, V* jf -*x***w. Sweethearts and Wives. A Hew Danger. IRS. LYDIA PINKHAM, OFLYll MISS. The Traveling Type-Setter. At the Army of the Potomac reunion A most painful incident has happened He walked silently in. We knew him in Washington, Charles Dudley Warnor, in S Joseph, Mo. A young lady moving aidingCultivatoTS ^^^^^SM8!I^^^^CeutreDraaPlowi the moment we raised our eyes and saw in responding to the toast, "Sweethearts in the first circles of society playfully him standing there. In fact,we had been and Wives," spoke in part as follows: bit a young gentleman in the arm. A I Z. W A expecting him he nearly always comes This is an excellent and venerable There had been a mock quarrel between when we are in just such a strait and Chilled flows, toast. I have no doubt it could be found Walking the two as to the possession of a piece )TI1E( II di needing him. He always wears the deposited under the foundation stone of ChrcaW* North-Wester of jewelry, and the young gentleman same style of clothescoat of one kind one of the oldest existing monuments in went to his room charmed with the. and pants of another, he hasn't any vest, Breaking Hows, the worldthat to Washington, over young lady's repartee, and more than Sulky flows, its Railway Is the his shoes are worn and run down at the yonder. It is old, but it will be still new ever convinced that for true refinement, heels, and his hat is battered and dusty. OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE and fresh long after the Washington as well as for brilliant wit, the young sp There are spots of ink about his shirt And the monument is hnished. It is one of the ladies of Missouri are unrivaled. To which hangs over his waist-band, and It is the Great Thoroughfare trom ana to CHICAGO most ingenious sentiments ever devised his great surprise and horror the bite his new paper collar is the only fresh, by evasive man. Its origin is lost in the proved to be poisonous, and the young white thing about him, and it looks as mists of antiquity, but it was no doubt man narrowly escaped losing his life. though he had just put it on with soiled THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS Send for Illustrated Catalogues. And all point3 Northern Illinois, Central, concocted before latch-keys were invented. This incident naturally reminds the local Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, fingers. He is pale, weak-eyed and prematurely THE I OA.SE PLOW COMPANY. *Sweetheai'ts and Wives.'' Is that Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri press of another young man H.AOIUE, TfVISCOKTSIN. gray-haired he looks as WARRANTED TO NfflE&gTgfr Dakota, Manitoba, Central and "and" a conjunctive or a disjunctive who was playfully bitten a year ago in though bB had never known regular PARSONS'-PILLS Northern IfebrasKa, Colorado, Wyoming, conjunction? It is both. It suits the without medicine Palatn the back, hips, head, or the thumb by another fair Missourian, Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, nervousideblUtr,limbaca, general debility, hours, either for sleeping or eating, and limbs, convival hour of the banquet, and it will rheumatism*, paralysis, neuralgia Benmlsia, sciatica sciatica, dlseu dlseus California, Oregon, Washinsrton Territory, and who thereupon died in great agony. he must have come thousands of miles 1 diseases, torpid"liver, gout, csoft thkidneys,spinal h* kidney Sntish Columbia, China, Japan, pass muster under domestic inspection, The inference that a bite of a Missouri potency, asthma, heart disstlpa" seminal seminal emissions, emlssii Imi the Sandwich Islands, Australia, Jfew and been coming ever since he was a erysipelas-, at any hour of the morning. It may ease, dyspepsia, constipatiou, Indleefe 'f\ Zealand, and all principal points in the girl is poisonous and may be fatal is irrestible, tlon, hernia or rupture* catarrh, piles, epilepsy, boy. His starting point was so faraway, mean, for the worldly moment, that NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. and when we consider the manners and so long ago, that he has almost forotten "vhenany^ebUity of the GENERATIVE OItCVNS With its own lines it traverses Northern there are sweethearts and there are also occurs, last vitality, lack of nerve force and icor, and customs of Missouri girls as fave IIX1NOIS, Central and Northern when or where it was but we wasting weaknesses, and all those diseases of a personal wives, and it may mean, when it must, IOW A, WISCONSIN, Northern MICH I- revealed by the two stories just quoted, LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 nature, from whatever cause, tho continuous an idea that it must have been GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- in the hour when an account has to be stream of Magnetism permeating through tho pnrls it is really a wonder that any male Missourian TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations inuot restore them to a healthy action Tl.c-i ia no when his mother buttoned his little blue M^JKE NEW RICH BLOOD, VE&ETABLE COMPOUND. given of the deeds done here in the banquet, mistake about this appliance. that can be offered by any who has mingled much in society shirt-band around his white, boyish that sweethearts and wives are the railroad Its train service equals that still survives. throat, put on his little straw hat and IsaPoatttveCare of any road their speed is as great as same persons. It is an honored toast, And will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any per- About a year ago M. Pasteur, the eminent comfort and safety will permit: they sent him barefooted to ask for a place for IMIMM Poland OoaalalaU WMICMMM son -who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to sound being usually kept, like good wine, till make close connections in union depots French physician, discovered 'by OCCMMB t*arWa*faialeaItla. to work in the printing office. How at junction and terminal points with health, if such a thing be possible. For curing Female Complaints these Pills Have no the last. It will cura entirely MM wont form ot Female Complaints, experiment that small animals inoculated the leading railroads of the West and proud he was when he went home that equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for It is not necessary, in the presence of all oTeriantroablee, Inflammation and OTcera Northwest, and offer to those that use with the saliva of a human being DIPHTHERIA first night and showed his new brass eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. tlon, Falling and Displacements, and tba consequent them the Army of the Potomac, that I should CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. die almost as quickly as those which rule, and tells mother he has learned Spinal Weakness, and la particularly adapted to the SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY appear as the eulogist of woman. She have been bitten by the cobra. Comparing At CHICAGO it makes close connection Change of Life. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT ill instantaneously all the boxes and has a free ticket to the ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER, S* is indeed beginning to speak for herself, with all other railroads at that city. relie\e these terrible diseases, and will positively It will dlasolre and expel tnmora from the uterna In the result of these experiments circus next week, and the editor gave It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on cure nine cases out of ten Information that will si\e and I am expecting the day when she IF you nro nfflUtcd an early stage of development. The tendency to can with the tragedies which have been TO THE LADIES all through trains, PARLOR CARS on its many lives sent free by mail Don delay a moment. with Itkitui SKI, him a big piece of wedding cake, apart corona humor* thereto checked Tory speedily by He vse. EINING \eF?ti?Tla$i& will begin to speak for us, when she will Prevention is better than cure Neuralgia, ISII-MIUI rincipal routes, and NORTH-WESTERN thecaused by the careless use of the teeth of which he had brought home for It remoTes faintnesa, flatulency, destroysaU craving Exhaustion,PTpepsln,orwIth IMseascsof the IJicr, CARS on its COUNCIL BLUFFS JOHNSON'S ANODYN E LINIMENT do man some slight justice for the little on the part of the Missouri girls, it becomes Kidneys, Ucaduche orC'old Feet, Swollen or for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS baby, and if he sets up a column in one Weak Ankles, or Swollen Feet, an Al-doimnal Belt part he has placed in history. She Ncuraigia, Influenza, SoreLungs, Bleeding at the Lungs,Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Couh, A\ hooping Cough, through day express trains. It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, only too probable that all girls and a pair of Magnetic Foot Batteries have no superior day next week he can go fishing on Saturday. Chronic Kheumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of the In the relief and cure of all these complaints They knows all about it she reads him like If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and tool, are poisonous. That this has been only Spine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Sendfor pamphlet to I S JOHNSON Co BOSTOS, MASS. carry a powerful magnetic forco to the seat of tuo Yes, somewhere about there you, will buy your Tickets gestlon. the alphabet. She knows just when he disease. MAKE HENS LAY recently discovered is doubtless due to bythis route AND WI LL TAKE NONE was the commencement of his long Kn English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight For Lame Baefc, Weakness of the Spine, Falllnj has been false and when true, when his the fact that, outside of the first circles now traveling in this country, says that most I of the womb, I^ncprrhtea, Chronic Inflammation and backache,toalways permanently cured by Its use. journey, and here he is now, perhaps For rates for single or round trip and Ulceration of tho Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage of the Horse and Cattte Powders sold here I bravery was genuine, and when it was of Missouri, society girls rarely if ever It will at all times and under all circumstances act In or Flooding, Painful, Suppressed and Irregular tickets and for full Information in regard two-thirds on the way. He asks us: are worthless trash He says that Sheridan I from the fear of being called a coward, Menstruation, Barrenness, and change or harmony with the law* that govern the female system. Condition Powders are absolutely pure and bite. In circumstances where a Missouri to all parts of the West, North and "What's the show for a sit?" We give iTiTe, this la the Best Appliance und Curative Agent immensely valuable Nothing on earth will make hens laylike Sheridan's Condition Powders Dose lteaspn- Northwest, write to General Passenger when he has been a pretender, when he For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sax thai girl would gracefully bite a companion ftu to I pint food Sold everywhere,or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. S. JOHHSOH & Co., BOSTON, MASS. him a case, and by and by he says he Agent, at Chicago, 111. Compound Is unsurpassed. For all forms of Female DlffleuHles it is unsurpassed has been a hypocrite, when he has been of the other sex the average girl by anything befoie invented both as a cui ative All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets feels faint, and asks us if we can't lend LYDIA E PINKnAMW VEGETABLE COM* so loyal that she could worship him agent and asa source of power and vltalization by this Line would content herself with playfully POUND to prepared at 233 and 136 Western Avenue. him a quarterhe hain't had any breakfast Trice of either Belt with MagneticFoot Batteries, $10. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, without a flutter of reservation, and love Sent by express O ,and examination allowed, or by tapping him with a fan. Any prudent Lynn, Haas. Pi-ice $1. Six bottles for $5. Bent by malt yet. We know his weakness, and, Gen. Sunt. 2d Vice Pres and Gen Manager. BUTTER COLOR mail on receipt of price In ordering, send measure of him without a blush she has studied Ee In the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on ^FECTED waist and sise of shoe Remittance can be made 1%cur- W. H. STENNETT, erson will shudder with horror when as we need his work, we go down with rency, sent in letter at our risk receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs Pinkham him, and kept all these things in her Gen Pass Agt, Chicago. thinks how near he must have been The Magneton Garments are adapted to all ages, are him and order some breakfast for him freely answers all letters of inquiry Send for pampas heart. She has shed tears enough over worn over the underclothing, (not next to tho ?housandButter at some time in his life to the deadly let. Address as above. Mention (his IUMS* Olres the irllt*xlge color the year round. at the nearest restaurant. When he The largest Butter Buyers recommend Its uss body like the many Galvanic and Eleetrlc Humbugs M!NNAP0LIS&ST.L0U1S R'V him to wash away all his sinsto float ot Dairyt.u.n aay IT I S PEItF advertised so extensively) and should betaken teeth of a girl, and realizes that he owes Thousand Dairyma aa I Fair.PERFECT. I S Use by all the best Creameries. Awarded the Inten comes back he looks happier and better oil at night They hold theirpower/oreuer, and hatloualDIplomaatK Y. Dairy Ho family should 1*. i liovtl'-DIA J! FINKHAVS him into Heaven, if he could go there by are worn at all seasons of theyear. AND THK his life simply to the fact that the girl AskyourdrutTglstornrcrchant'orit orwrltetoaskwhatlti8,whatVtyBurllagtoa LLS, RICHARDSON & CO Proprietors. able to work. In the evening, when he tt costs, who nseslr. where to set It LIVER FILLS. Iney t. con l ation, bllio'^Jssa, Send stamp for the "New Departure in Medical Treatment water. She has flattered him till his "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." abstained from biting him. Without Medicine," with thousands of tesUmo- an^torpidlty of t!ie t! er 1 bo USE3fONLY3fTHIS3fTHE^FlRSTJtf AND CT E BESTjf goes to distributing his case, he recounts head touched the stars She has strengthened sar Bold Ity a. I nit'. in If girls become generally aware that the history of his late places of THE MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO., his heart, and sent him out into they can inflict death with their upper 318 State St., Chicago, IU ANDRETHS PEESEEDs employment. He knows the circulation the world with a shield and the injunction I 14 84. incisors as surely as the rattlesnake can and amount of business of every paper not to return without it, unless he slay its victim with its fangs, what safety in the State, and just why the Dispatch was borne upon it She is always willing will there be for any human being suspended and why the Advance sold to hold out a light, by which ho can PI S O S CiJ-R E O Ft* who does not completely isolate himself herout to the Courier. He is well acquainted CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. bwini across the river to her, and from girls?New York Times. with the unknown editor of the BestCough Syrup. Tastes good. Kl smile is always worth the swim She is rArthaMFffftMAMTonourWewPlan Vse Intime. Sold by druggists. BJ anyThunderer, and has friends on the editorial 1 always ready to pray him out of For the MARKET GARDENER force of all the leading journals Plantation Philosophy. mischief she has enticed him into. She For the PRIVATE FAMILY of the country. By-and-by he whistles will make a man of him if anything in Day dozes in de ebenin' but at midnight 'CrOWn raiirc*l/aai on our own Farms low an air from an Italian opera, and this world can. Her constancy is a dreams. in reply to a question answers with a wnoapeST DIDIcS Illaitrstlos* 170 extra f- C^" Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO ALL. proverb she is the one thing that is Latin quotation. He stays with us a ?orshee & McMackm. Cincinnati i MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS TOR TRADE LIST. never twice the same, and that never De twilight is de smile ob nature de week, and we grow to like him more sunshine is de laugh. changes the one object that man can DAVID LANDRETH&SONS,SEED GR0WERS,PH1LDELPH?A and more every day he has read everything conhdentlj tie to. She is our national from Shakspeare and Ruskin to De mos' corrupt men is sometimes de motto personifiedinfinite variety in Mark Twain and Bill Arp he knows highest. De buzzard sails a heap higher unity. What she was esterday she will i^V* S/)_-A My Vetrettible andKFlower heed Catalogue foor more about our laws, national and State, den de pa'trKigo. 188 8 will be sent FKE to all who apply Customer not be to-morrow, and she was not the than the best lawyer in the city he is last season need not rite for it All seed sent from my day before she is evei'lastingly the same. establishment warranted tobe both fresh and true to name, De stricter de law, de better de country. well acquainted with the lives of every so fir that should it prove otherw lse I agree to relill the What she was to the soldier of the order gratis My collection of \et ctable seed is one of Dar ain't no law dat is too hard eminent person of the age, and is a pertect the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, Army of the Potomac I need not say, on a good man, but any law is hard on and a large part of it is of my oun growing As the encyclopaedia of current events whether she remained at home to sew original introducer of Ear'y Ohio and Iturbsuik the bad, so, dar'fo', de stronger de better. but we cannot afford to keep him any ^ATALOfe^y 1'otutocs. Murblihcatl Early Corn, the Hubbard for him and pray for him, or follow him fequash, Murblehcad Ciibht ee, I'hlnnej'n Melon, De dog will gnaw a rope but he longer, so pay him off and he again Will be mailed J?KEE to all applicants, aud to cus and a score of other new Vegetables I invite the pation afield with lint and bandages, or went BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are tomers of last year without ordering- it Itc,ontani3 won't bite a chain. age of the public In the gardens and on tie farms of starts on his long road that leadsnot about 176 pag-es, 600 illustrations prices accurate those who plant my seed will 1 found my I est idvertise about in hospitals in the garb of a saint a certain cure for all diseases descriptions and valuable directions ioi plant! to home, for he has none not to the ment James H. Gregory, Marbldiead Mass with the smile of an angel, the picture 1800 vanities of Veiretaolo and Tlowci S i requiring a complete tonic especially Folks what say dat de worl' is gettin' society of intelligent'people like himself Plants, rnut Tie"? etc Invaluable to a cciallyto of self-sacrifice, to "kiss him for hisfor 1 Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* wus is gittin' wus darselves. Dar neber Mfikct nOf r? SuJiont outside of the printing office he is unknown D. M. FERRY & CO. OETFZO.T iV.Ci mother.'' How her patriotism and genius mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, was a time when dar was as much happiness may be back to night-work on "Western Wheel Scraper Co. for organization shone out in that Iioes of Strength, Xjack of Energy, in de worl' as dar is at the present some city daily, or if too worn and old great army she created, second only in etc. Enriches the blood, strength* day. De risin' ob each sun suggests for that, a rapid descent from one country importance to the army in the field, ens tho muscles, and gives new a imprubement, and de fallin' ob office to another, with whisky and TheOnlyPractica MANUFACTURERS DurableWheeledScrapers.*FO A which cared for the wounded and sick. life to the nerves. Acts like each night finds it 'complished. The above is a correct map of the laudanum for companions, to an unmarked When you are balancing in your mind charm [on the digestive organs, grave by some lonely wayside. ALBERT LEA ROUTE, the cost of a spring bonnet and 10,000 Pain on account ob misfortun' is haid removing all dyspeptic symptoms, Palestine {Texas) Advocate. and Its immediate connections Through Trains daily regalias, remember that it was American to b'ar, but pain on account ob pride such as tasting the food, Belching. From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. 1 s women who devised and executed ain't nigh so hard. Many a 'oman will Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, without change, connecting with all lines the greatest alleviation ever known for w'ar a tight par ob shoes an' suffer otc The only Iron Preparation Drank a Tear. EAST and SOUTHEAST the miseries ot war. Did she make any through pride, an' smile an' laugh, when that will not blacken the teeth or "Boys, I won't drink lessen you take The only line running Through Care between Their Double Bottomed, All Steel less sacrifice than 3 011, patient in her half de sufferin' comin' from some unavoidable give headache. Sold by all Druggists MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. what I do," said old Josh Spillit, in reply Drag Scrapers Railroad & TownShip lonely home, keeping up her courage cause will make her wring at $1.00 a bottle. Through Trains between to an invitation. He was a toper Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. and yours? I need not say how you her ban's an' cry.Arkansaw Traveler. MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, BROWN CHEMICAL CO. of long standing and abundant capaci- connecting in Union Depot for all Points Souti and thought of her constancy and of her 1 BaltimC?) Md. 1y, and the boys looked at him in astonishment. South west SClose connectionsRailroads,h made wit StmP & and A Duluth fro and to all \r pride in you, and 3 our desire to play See that all Iron Bitten are made by BBOWH CBKHICAII points North and North West Co and have erasied red lines and trade mark on wrapper. the man partly for her sakesweetheart Life on the farm. KKMKMltKK! PDLMIAN PALACK SLEEPING "The idea," one of them replied, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. or wifeheartened you and refine yon. CARS on all night Trains Through TUAets and hag As to its drudgery, whatever has been "that you should prescribe conditions, ,-ISL checked to destination For time tables, rate ol Satisfaction Guaranteed. You thought last at night and first in tho case in the past, where there were fjic, etc, tall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address is laughable. Perhaps you want to the morning that she was thinking of stumps to be pulled and mortgages to S. BOYD, force one of your abominable mixtures Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. you, and the thought that she would be lifted from almost every field when Send for CATALOGUES to on us. You are chief of the mixed weep with joy in your victory was the it was a long way to market, and the drinkers, and I won't agree to your conditions." PEOPLE WHO LIVE WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO., Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. sweetest thing in it God bless her! buyer paid for produce in "trade how she stood by ou, and was proud of when almost all implements were laboriously along the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL ft GLARE JOHNSON' "He wants to run us in on castor oil SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its various you, and loved you. Oh, faithful heart, hewn out at home or clumsily Br, and brandy," said the judge, who would Brinch Lines, now apart of the what is thei in life so sweet! it iSSD hammered out by the village blacksmiththere dl\idkgo, #t.fW, Minneapolis willingly have taken the oil to get the is, happily, less drudgery But I am not here to praise woman ER brandy. on the farm now, and less need of it or the Army of the Potomac only to "No, I'm square," replied Spillit. & 0n(kl\k I^ee Indian Blood Syrup every year. Taking the year through, azuj give you, "sweethearts and Avives"a "Take my drink and I'm with you." the working hours of a man on a faim sweetheart is good a wife is better The bo agreed, and stood along the are no longer than those of a section best of all is, sweetheart and wife in one bar. Every one turned to Spillit and regarded know that this is the short and quick Line to all hand on the railway, or an artisan in Cures all diseases of the Stomach. Liver, points in Centeil and Western Missouri, to all person. him with interest. the shop, who has his own garden to points in Kausas, Nebraska Colorado, Texas, Absolutely Pure (COHQUEBOR?] Bowels. Kidneys, Skin and Bloeg. "Mr. Bartender," said Spillit, "give California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, ana hoe before breakfast or after supper. that this is the Only Line between JUlnnetotm me a glass of water." Stage Eesouroes. Millions testify to its efficacy in healing Tho busy lawyer and the doctor in Man1 awd the South Wett, The Property "What, water!" the boys exclaimed. A SPECIFIC FOR average practice work harder and longer THE CELEBRATED "I want to know how we are going THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES the above named diseases, and prononnoe "Yes, water. It's anew drink on me, than the farmer. The grocer and to get along without an ancient temple, BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. I admit, and I expect it's a scarce article it to be the the editor and the book-keeper see less of the populous Missouri Valley, namely says the one. with all of you. Lemme tell you (Patented.* EPILEPSY, SPASMS, ^m Sioux City, Council Hlntf, Omaha. of their children in their waking hours "Well, sir," responds the othei", "I'll BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. how I came to take it: Several days ago St. Joseph Mehi*on%M*e*ven than the farmer who sometimes envies tell you that ruined castle is the best I worth and Kaunas City CONVULSIONS, FALLING SICKNESS, as a passel of us went fishing, and we them their "easy life." It must be JTEADK MAEK, Quaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. Thf St. Paul ft Sioux City Railroad, now known can do for you, if you are going to get took a fine chance of whisky along, as the Wettern nivMon of the Chicago, St conceded, of course, that the profits of ST. VITUS DANCE, ALCHOHOLISM, along with what is on hand. There is an' had a heep of fun. Long" toward Paul, Minneapolis ft Omaha Line, is also the Shsr HTACrENTS WANTED.-H farming are not so large on the average and nireet Line from Central and Western Min an old prison somewhere about, but it's OPIUM EATING, SYPHILIDS, evenin I got powerful drunk, an' as those which are realized by men who nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the terrible shabby, and don't suit my crawled under a tree an' went to sleep. Laboratory 77 W. 3d St, New York City. Druggists sell it South-West to SCROFULA, KINGS EVIL, are successful in mercantile life. But, ideas half so well as that bran new ruin." The boys drunk up all the whisky an' ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS such as they are, they are surertwenty "Well, take it off the best you can," UGLY BLOOD DISEASES, DYSPEPSIA, came back to town. They thought it a fold surer, at least. Large profits are says the first speaker gloomily, "but the and the entire North and North-West, and to the lENNSYLYANIAI QUAKER CITY good joke 'cause they'd left me out thar NERVOUSNESS, SICK HEADACHE, alwa3 contingent on largo risks. Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. boss'11 kick about that castle, I don't drunk an' told it around town with a At St PnNfcounectionsare made with the RHEUMATISM, NERVOUS WEAKNESS, care how new it is." Xattern JPivMon ot the Chicago, St Paul, Min mighty bluster. My son got a hold of 1883 Lawn Mowers neapolis It Omnia line, foi Northern and Ce itral "Let down the sky six inches," calls the report an' told it at home. Well, I A Heartless Son. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, Wisnonsin, and .or Chicago and all points ast out a scene shifter, "now pull your laid under that tree all night an' when Sylvester Mackson is the son of old and the tunning of trains is so ananged tha* passengers BRAIN WORRY, BLOOD SORES, moon over to the left that's thecussedist from the Wec'em Division of thl IHB. I woke in the mornin', thar sot my wif Tom Mackson, deceased, who was one can have from one to one and one half hours aee Will Run More Easily, moon I evei saw in my life anyhow. Surpass all othfars right thar by me. She didn't say a BETAIL GBOCEBS. ATTENTION! BILIOUSNESS, COSTIVENESS, of the richest and closest men in Austin teud to bu iness in St Paul if desired Cut Longer Grass. Now, Jim, you look out to-nightfor the When you #o South or South Westbesuie to word when I wcke up, but she sorter He was a large land-owner, and AND ARE BOTNOMBI HAVBKONBI USBNOMHIU BUT KIDNEY TROUBLES AND IRREGULARITIES, to over this Line throttg-h the seven itig Oitle Cut More Smoothly, cue for that sun rising you had him up turned her head away. I got up an'never was known to sell afoot of land. and when you go north, eist or noithwest, go The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. THE BEST Less Liable to Obstruction, too early last night, Mr. Tompkins looked at her. She still didn't say After his death, Sylvester, who is very 1.5 per bottle/W through St aul the iireat ilatlroad ttAtt c) For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwara Require Less Repairs, didn't get a chance to do his murder before the greatNoi Uiwest nothin', but I could see that she was fast, came into possession of the property, and grocery dealers. If yourjobbercannotsuppbj For testimonials and circulars send stamp. More Easily Adjusted. Two passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chicag you had that sun half up to thechokin'. ou,send your orders direct to us. and the first thing he did was to through Ehoy and Madison, with Pullman Palac And the Most Durable. The Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Co., Props., flies/' sell a fine lot on one of the principal 'I wish I had suthin ter drink,' s'l. Sleeping Cars oi ench train. The E. Ti Barnum Wir ed Iron Works. IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. St. CTosepla-. 2to. (11) "I'll tell you what it is," said the star, streets. A few days afterward, an old "Then she tuck a cup what she fotch THROUGH TICKETS Correspondence freely answered by Physicians. DETfiOIT,UICli. meeting the leading juvenile man, "you friend of his father, Col Dodson Van EVERT MOWER WARRANTO). with her an' went down to whar a spring Bold by oil DruMtsta. must let me get further down the stage SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. Sly eke, met S3lvester ou the street, and er this route aie on sale it ill principal stations biled up an' dipped up a cupful ar? WfflM to die, it is ridiculous for mc to cue Be sure and buy a tin ough ticket as they are genei rebuked him for selling the old man's fotch it to me. Jes as she was handin' LLOYD, SUPPLEE WALT ON ally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets where I did last night. A friend of FREE! land. it ter me, she leaned over ter hide her you desire or the ufcrmation wanted about rates mine, who was in fiont, said I might as connections, 4c at your home station, write to PHILADELPHIA, PA. eyes an' I seed a tear drap in the water. "Why, the old man must have turned the undersigned, and your letter will receivp 1 well have been doing anything else for I tuck the cup an' drunk the water an' in his grave, Sylvester, when ou sold RELIABLE SELF-CURE. prompt attention. W TEASDALE, all the good he got of it. The fact of it the tear, an' raisin' my hands I vowed that lot the other day," said Col. Van F.B CLARKE General Agent, is, you know, if I can't die with my face that I would never hafter drink my Slycke. 3Do 3TO-UL "Wsizrt Cen. Traffic Manager St Paul Minn A favorite prescription or one of the to the house, I might as well give up wife's tears agin that I had been drinkin' "Never mind," replied Sylvester, most noted and successful specialists in the TJ. S. the business," and with injurea dignity THE HOME, HOW TO HAKE AND KEEP (now retired) for the cure of Nervous MtebtUtt/i them for the last twenty years, an' who was a little tight, the old man IT"Mra Henry Ward Beecher'a latest and tLYOft&HEALY Iicst Manhood, Weakness and Itccaif. Sent she passes on to see that the dummy that I wasgoin' to stop. You boys know will come all right. I'm going to sell in plain sealed envelope/Vee. Druggists canfillit. beat book. It is a work that every wife, that is to go overboard when she is lost I State & Monroe Sts., Chicago every mother and every housekeeper onght to who it was that left me drunk. You another lot next week, and then he will Address DR. WARD 4 CO.. Louisiana, Mo. Wit I send prewii 1 to any addreu their have. Practical common sense, useful every day, at sea is properly rigged in a costume was all in the gang. Give me another turn back again in his grave." BAND CATALOGUE, 8 IT TOUCHES EVERY EXPERIENCE IN THK LIFE Ol* the fac simile of ner own.Nashville fansaw 1 for Uni, M* pases, ^lu Engnvlngili lass of water, Mr. Bartender."ArTraveler. geoplis It neeoles3 to add that the good THE TBUB WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very attractive I of instruments, Suits, Caps, Belt*," American. Prices, cloth, gold and silver sides, new Pompons, Fpanlets, Cap-Lampa, of Austin refuse to recognize style, tinted paper, Bprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt Stands, Drum Mijor't Staffs, and ylvester when they see him on the Hate, Sundry fand Outfit*, Repairing edge $3.75 Specimen pages sent free to any address. ,-VIaterIab, aL Includes Instruction and 8oldonly by subscription. Agents wanted Making Beef Tea of a Live Bullock. street.Texas Siftmgs. Mile. De Prago's Choice. JercUes for Amateur Bands, and a everywhere. Termsveryliberal. of Choke Br-"i Music "You fellows may talk of hard hands, As the controversy has often been SPECIAL OFFER FOB 80 DAYS.Any subwbo but I saw Yankee Sullivan in his prime sends us 6 yearly subscribers to "The Housekeeper," A Literal Compliance. waged as to whether it is competent for TBnootAm ato*feaBtB.' at 50 cents each, or 12 trial subscribers and he used a kind of acid that hardened a lady to propose marriage, an interesting FORVRESraVIMO,RESTORINGAND A man living in Harlem, who owns a at 25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, iBeautltylac theCaaaplexloss. his hands, so that if you shook hands example may be quoted, the heroine we will send a copy of "The Home," postpaid, large yard, had a high fence built 'oRMOTwo Bmnniast, T FISCKLU, by matt. This offer is good only 30 days from the with him in the dark you'd think you PlMPLM, SilLOWKMi, BLOTCSH,*C being no other than the wife of M. around it, and in order to protect the OPINIONSor son* LAPIXB. date of this paper, after which time "The Home" Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, were graspin' a blacksmith's anvil. I L0TTAM.thoMTjbMtpMparatfcmfbt de Lesseps. This distinguished lady fence from the onslaught of the bill can be bad only through our authorized agents. hefaeatlittIeTiiied,InowaMno other onct seed him at a country butcherin' CLARA LOUISE XCZLOOOItglTMm* The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of was at La Chesnave when all Europe Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, posting fiend, put up the following sign pleasureto addmjname totbeUftoftboM the book in each neighborhood. Each copy will floreThront.Srellliit.S|rUii,Brafaa, down South doin' a thing with that vboreeoDuneiiatenr* liquidPeart," and was astir about the achievements of the thereon: "Post no bills under penalty create a demand for/hundreds more. Bnrim, Seald*. froul Kites, unreal the smttafeetiontt baaaSbtdedme right hand of his that made a lastin' TheUttUlDPIARLhaebeenreeeliedby Suez enterprise. One day in the garden of the law." Recently the owner of the BUCKEYE PUBLISLHTNG CO.. AID AM. OT.lKR BODILY PU\S A IB ACHES. theladieeof alleeantTieewitbHkeUfbete Efldby Druggists and Dealerseverrwhere Fllijr Cents* bottle JsUnneapolis Minn. impression on me." .marks of anpreciattoa. Only 60 a a she saw De Lesseps walking on a terrace. fence caught a paste-slinger at work Directions in Lauguappa snTTiAKlabytJIDrunlstsaPerfunHra. "What did he do?" asked the man in CUAMPUHsCO lPson.,Braraae She plucked a rose, and, 'going THE t-U VKI.E8 A. \OSm:K CO. sticking up bills recommending a new li tcA 0GiaU*UM liakiuiii Jitl. the perfumed garments. up to him, begged of him, for her sake, liver pad, on each side of the sign. "Well, sir, they was about to kill a to wear it at dinner. He asked her if 'Tt caught one of you chaps, have THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. CARRIAGES, beef on the farm and they couldn't find she did not mean it for his son. No it C? Read that sign," said the owner, PAYNE'S 10 Horso Spark-Arresting MERIDEN, CONN. an ax with a stiff 'nuff handle for the was for himself. De Lesseps explained jumping around and pawing up the Portable Engine has cut 10,000 ft, of Michigan PH/TONS, QUE TREATMENT. vi job, when 'long- comes Yank and seein' to her that he was on the wrong side of pavement. Pino Board 10 hours, burning slabs from the the quandary they was in 'greed to slay saw in eight foot lengths. sixty, while she was not yet nineteen. "Sure, an' Oi do, sur, an' divil resave A certain cure for Nervous r BUGGIES, the bullock with his naked fist. All That did not matter what his age was the bill have Oi put undher 'penalty av Debility. Seminal Weak. 'greed, and he hauled off and let thehad never occurred to her. She hadthe law,' but both sides av it, as ye can ROAD CARTS. bullock have it right 'tween the two We continue to STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, The stoeipeinsedU lnVbracaceT&r 25Tears only thought of his grandness and his see wid your own two eyes," said tho an illustrated book of 00 paces giving fblldl actassolicitorsfor eyes. What become of that bullock, do goodness. How was it possible for a Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. bill postei.New York Worlo). tactions for self-treatment, patents, caveats, you thinkP" man reared on the sunny side of a Pyrenean STEELU Mskes styles PENS.fo HB. T. WILLIAMS. 435 trade-marks, copyrights, etc., for For Terms and Prices address, "He made for Yank,.' said one. mountain to reason down the the United States, and to obtain pat* a enta in Canada. England, France, "Nio sir." feelings this confession aroused? Time "1 want youtotake my paper," said a FISH BROS. & CO., Our 10 Hone We Guarantee to famish power '^ul mailivnplegrotcoii receiptoFen,r $ We show eatof FstentAdjastableQaniAetkmBescrTolr Germany, and all other countries. ThAomei "Dropped," suggested a second. was given to Mile, de Prago to reflect, journalist to an acquaintance. "I have to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 boars. Thtrty-cix yers' practice. No KIDNEY-WOR 11 RACINE. WIS. that.f "More'an Our IS Borte mil cut 10,000 feet in same time. and she was given to understand that as many papers as I can read." "But charge for examination of models or drawings. ?aouper ought to take mine. Only one dol- Oar Engines are GTJAEANTSXD "Was killed," from a third. no friendship would be lost were she to Advice by mail free. HAS BEEN PROVED T^fi''1 to furnish a horse-power on Or ell en Patents obtained through us are noticed in "Well, gents, that bullock was turned change her mind after the bans had year." ''Cheap enough, but I less fuel and 'water than The SUREST CURE for the SCIKST1FIC AMERICAN, which Jiaa any other Engine not fitted right into beef, tea, and before they been published. The marriage, however, don't want it. I already take ten weekly whole line of Fens vfll be told trr Ike trade. I M. MVLLEN. with an Automatic Cat-Off. the largest circulation, and is t'ae most influential KIDNEY DISEASES. Price lists furnished to dealer* on sppQeaUoa. could get 'nuff of buckets the ground papers." "Mine is a monthly." "All was celebrated contemporaneously If yon want a Stationary or newspaper of its kind published in the $184 *AGENT in New Ulm. had soaked it all up."N. Y. World. Portable Engine, Boiler, Circular right I'll take it. Any editor who has Does a lame baok or disordered mine tod* with the Suez fetes. world. The advantages of such a notice every Saw Hill, Shafting or cate that you are ayiotfanf THEN DO NOT patentee understands. the good sense to see that his sheet is Pullies, either castorMeddart's HESITATE use Kidney-Wort at onoe, (drug-. This large and splendidly illustrated news* The greatest of all Russian novelists, issued but once a month should be' encouraged. Figrata 27sr^7* "datsreooounendiOandit wUlspeedily oversome Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, dewing Mad Easy. paperispubtished WEEKLY at$3.20ayear, "Are you young ladies of the present the alsoe and restoro healthy action. send for our illustrated Catalogue, Ivan Tourgenieff, is hopelessly insane, "Arkansaw Traveler.^^ EIA.STIC TRUSS The Mew Improrid and is admitted to be the best paper devoted I adlAO For complaint* peculiar for information and prices. inday fit for wives? asked a lecturer of and is reported to have lost all his 1 4f, to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering hawVOi to your sex, such as pain B. W. PAYNE & SONS, Coming, N. Y., Box 84ft his audience. "They arefitfor husbands," lOVUtH LH.lir.MX6 andweaknesses. Kidney-Wort is uneurpaasod, 4 terest in current events. At times he is works, and other departments of industrial asit will act promptly and safaly. responded a feminine voice progress, published in any country. Single A .man on Cow creek, Tuolumne said to be absolutely mad and ready to wattfeas of tha body. wbO* tht StherSex. Xneonttaenee, retention of urine, "THI BEST IS CHKAPKST." the eJtenpest and best copies by mail, 10 cqpts. Sold by all news* la"but the difficulty is that you men are iallin thotop symis ssl ths county, CaL, is making money running commit suicide. According to the brick dust orropy deposits, anddull dragging A boy sixtet-n y.r ob Igssllasalasjas ajsiasaasiiM dealers. not fit for wives.*' The applause wa* pains, all speedily yield to ita CJ_ i -s saw Un/fc und aj wa the^MasjssbWUh Ikh uvo powes?, a skunk ranch. The animal's secretion, test accounts, he was in his villa atBongival RaiMhtuH I HntoH tno iwH.iis-. I n* tff trial t mi Clmrlilk Address, Htmn & Co., publishers of Eden* taeftw is- SOXiDOTAZJJ DBTTCCH8T3. Price $1.' mZ twihsHsmlhsoMssa!55 great, as, was the djsoomiUurQ of the so offensive to the Caucasian nostrils, for Illnstrttin nmuoiruy reinmlntntr i^stiraon under close supervision. -.v- itwu ruatnlntiy srimo Hflo American. 861 Broadway, New York. lecturer. W5 *jhf&**.,# 1 full r*nlcui*r i im imnrcumr AGCVTM WA&TEI*. & b'ghly prized by Chinese as a medicjnpf KIDNEY-WOR 1 ~..^wUf*tsjlii*w3^.aU*W^8t..0aj*4M. anaKiw tensAJtaa*Trtoc JUmmgRB* U^09 W W C^tAiMafclP and thoy pay Jar^e price for it, 'U| -r m0M Ik: MA rkfJ&W ^..*AS a a 1t i(