mJLmmmmamm [1il!4J ma Btyia "siiP UBWf" J^' NEW ULM REVIEW^WJPDNESDAY, JULY 1, 1883, THE J. I. CASE-PLOW COMPAN WIT ABB HUMOR. aC^N-W Bill Nye in the Toils. A Flea for the Idle Man. "Who is running the Boomerang in Yelling at a telephone but receiving Idleness, we admit, in its general and IM Tf^.^ar-^^sgBK^'jflg^isf HAHOTPACTUBJ8B8 Of your absence, Mr. Nye?" no l'eply is a "holler" mockery. commonly accepted sense, is a sin and '0, it's running." KMMk a disgrace, to any man who can be justly The slang phrase "a dead sure thing" "Seriously, who is taking Jl^Jk?" accused of it. But it is not in its has been superseded by the elegant expression, "Nobody is taking it very seriously, A I W A general and commonly accepted sense "a deceased surety." but it is a good deal more serious than that we are considering it. The idler Michigan has a pomologist who can when I was there." TIIE( with whom we wish to deal is he whomention Chicago&North-Western eighty-two varieties of apples "Who is your candidate for Presiden- can afford to be idle, and who in being cy?" and throw in a peck of green plumbs. so is neither a tax nor a burden of any "Well, if you won't give it away I Railway is the Many a man who raves if he has to sort upon his fellow men in fine, the OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE will tell you. I should like to see Lydia wait ten minutes for a train, can sit all man who has the heart to allow himself And the Pinkham at the head of the govern- day and fish without getting a bite. leisure and cares more for the pleasure ment." UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE That great bridge, costing $15,000,- it can give than for that obtainable in "Lydia Pinkham?" CHICAGO It is the Great Thoroqglfrftra from and to 000, may be crossed for a cent! Think the continuous acquisition of money. We "Yes Lydia, the same. She and 1 of it! contend that there ai*e idlers and Send for Illustrated Catalogues. THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS used to be engaged, but I broke it off because idlers in short, the class of do-nothings l The startling report comes from London THE I CASE JPLOW O MI?^. N WARRANTED TOCUREfesrsft she was such a giddy young thing. And all point3 in Northern Illinois, Central, who do nothing, and another class RACINE, TKTXS.OOSJSXaxr. that Oscar Wilde has cut his hair. Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, Still, I feel that she lost a good deal in of do-nothings (who are such from a Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, The sedate journals of that city pronounce PABSONS' .PILLS -withoutmedicine -PnlnluthebncL, lilps, licud, or losing me,* and I should like to see hei DaKota, Manitoba, Central and ltm! kin ou dcliilft ,lumbsso gcnctil debility, business point of view), who do a good him crazy," Northern Utah,iScOrasha, Colorado, Wyom- have something to make up for it." rhcnssntlsm, paralysis, neuraljrla, wSi-tlin, discus ing1, Idaho, Montana Nevada deal that is useful and beneficial in en ol the klli!cy,K|liia diseases, torpid li\ ei icoitt, Sarah Bernhardt's autobiography is "What is the rest of jour shite"" seulnnl cmlsslaus, Intpoteney, niliima, he disease, Caiifvmin, Oregon, Washinsfton Territory, their own way whose existence is as dyspepslu, tonstlpatloii, erysipelas, ln'lgttlon. expected to appear in October, nearly "You make that out. I'm only particular BROWN'S IRON BITTERS ore JtrUiih Columbia, China, Japan, hernia or rupture, eutorrm, pUce, c^ilt^s}, necessary for the well being of a community the Sandwich Islands, Australia, ifew dumb se. etc six months later than promised. But about'Lydia." a certain core lo all diseases Zealand, and all principal points in tho and the encouragement and advancement When any debility of the GENERATIA ORG \A3 then there is so much of herautobiographically. "It is rumored that you thought ol 3ecjuiring a complete tonic especially oc lire, lost 11talil}. luck of nerve lorco nud igc NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. of art, science, literature, noting weaknesses, and all those discuses ot -i pi i Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent running yourself?" onul nature fiom whatever cause, the conti uou With its own lines it traverses North and social refinement in its midst, as is -'i im of Magnetism permeating thronsli!'''r 1H ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern Fevers, Want of Appetite, "I did," but I was only fooling." By way of a seasonable suggestion, 11 mticatore th- ton healthy uctlou 11 ]o no the existence of the bram-racked laborious IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- ML^KE NEW RICH BLOOD, iKUl.oaoout this .ipiih.ince fcoss of Strength, tack of Energy, "What do you think of the Czar's coronation?" the Boston Star says that now is the GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- energetic business men, for its extension etc. Enriches the blood, strength* TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations time to begin an animated correspondence of commerce, conversation of that can he offered by any And will completely change the blood in the entire system in three months. Any per- ens tho muscles, and gives new "I'd rather he should be coroner-ated with country friends. Perhaps railroad. Its tram service equals that mercantile greatness and accumulation son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks, may bo restored to yund life to the nerves. Acts like than I. Now, my friend, I feel a stupid of any road: their speed is as great as you'll get invited out to visit them. of wealth We ask this: Is not a man health, if such a thing be possible. Fo. curing Female Complaints these Pills have no comfort and safety will permit they charm on the digestive organs, interval coming on. Remember i am make close connections in union depots with fair faculties and the power to be Political conversation: Wife, reading equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail fur removing all dyspeptic symptoms, an invalid, and go easy with your questions. at junction and terminal points with idle without drifting into slothfulness, newspaper to husband"I see that the DIPHTHERIA. eight letter-stamps. Send for circular I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. such as tasting the food, Belching the leading railroads of the West and I know the trying situation in CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. intemperance and vice, equal in his own state juggler has resigned." Husband Northwest, and offer to those that use LADlEgAGMETIC Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn which you are placed. There is i them way, mentally, to a man in business who "LOOK further down and see how ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE I.INIMENT will instantaneously *t The only Iron Preparation SPEED. COMFORT AND SAFETY cousin and his wife gazing at you as 1J relie\e these terrible diseases, and will positively possesses the same faculties? Now, let much he stole."Arkansaw Traveler. At CHICAGO it makes close connection that will not blacken the teeth or TO THE LADIES: cure nine cases out of ten. Inform ition that uill sua you were an escaped curiosity. 1 know i yon with all other railroads at that city us consider the question fairly and many lives sent tree by mail. Don dUay a moment. give headache. Sold by all Druggists .vltfi 1 111 l( Ml The Sussex county farmer in England how it is myself. The general public it runs TAIACIS SLEEPI NG CAKS on Prevention is better than cure jS ui.ili. n, JVU I 111 squarely, and see what there is in it. at $1.00 a bottle. l"tliniitIon.l upepnln.or with Dim i-ts ul fit liver, plows with from three to five horses in all through trains, PARLOR CARS on its looks upon newspaper folks as peculiai JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT ^Jrf^r^k KUit^vs, llcttduilio orCold Lett. KwoIUn or S First of all, he who is able to do exactly rinclpa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN a single line, and he cries to his animal \4 uk Ankles, or Swollen Tcet, an Al ('orcniil 1'e't specimens. I have had people before BROWN CHEMICAL. CO. on its COUNCIL BLUrFS as he likes, pleases himself, and in do"Mather and a pair of Mifjnetic 1 oot Battel ies IIOA no supei ior .euraigii Influenza, Sore Lungs, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cotit.li hooping Cough, woot," "Come hither, wilt and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS now look at me as if they wondered how in tho lL'iof and cuio of all the- ton i Iiii Tl BaltimT Md. Chronic Ithcumatism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholen Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of the ing so, having no selfish ambitions to through day express trains. cany a poweiful magnetic fin to to tho scat of the thou?" I got away. It is a painful, shuddering Spmc and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send MAKtES for pamphlet I JOHNSON & Co BOSTOV, LAY.MASS ..us toat all Iron Bitter, ara made by BBOWN CIIEMICU. disuse. If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations HENS gratify, or jarring jealousies of business Go and have enssed red lines and trade mark on wrapper. For I.arae Itnclr, Wcabnetsof tlio Spine, FullInt. \n Lnglish Vctcrman Surgeon and Chemist, curiosity similar to that with which a you will buy your Tickets It is mentioned in Gotham that Brooklyn success to cramp bis good will, he stays of the nomb, Letieorrha-n, Chronic lnflninniatlon BEWARE OF IMITAT'dNS. non traveling in this country, says that most I by this route ANl WILL TAKE NONE small-pox doctor is geperallv regarded. and Ulceration of tho Womb, Incidental Hemorrhage men, now that there is anew bridge, of the Hurst and Cattle Powders sold here I good tempered and generous, and is OTHER. or Flooding, 1'atnful, Suppressed and Irregular are vv oriiue^s trash lie saj that Sheridan I aMARHAH Don't stare at my bald head, it won't will have to invent anew lie to tell their Menstruation, Ilamnntsu, and change of For rates for single or round trip pleasant and agreeable to others. If he Condition Powders arc absolutely pure and I.tfe, this Is the Best Appliance undCurutlvc Agent tickets and for full information in reS'orthwestl,partseotfo do you any good to ask me where I lost wives, the story that they were detained immenseh aluablc -Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Povdcs Dose 1 teasp"n- has a pretty wife he takes time to look ard to al the West, North and ful to 1 quit tood bold cvcr where, or sent by mail tor 8 letter-stamps. I. S. JOHNSON & Co liosi-os, MASS. For all forn9 of Female nifllcultlca it is iinnr my hair, for I won't tell ou, and I won't herin New York by the fog being no longer writ General Passenger at her, and to notice the bloom on passed by anythi.ig before invented both as a cui ati\ tell either what is making it grow in agent and as a soiuce of now cr and virilization. available. Agent, at Chicago, 111 cheek, the light in her ej e, and the wave Price of cither Belt v. ith MagncticFoot Battel ies 810. All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets again. You don't take me for a patentmedicine Sent by express O ,and examination allowed orby of her hair. His time is not so engrossed An exchange sa}s that "the truth is by this Line ttSwSWr BUTTER COLOR mail on receipt of price In ordering, send measure of NEVER FAILS advertisement, I hope?" J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, vraist and size of shoe Remittance can be made in currency, with the piling up of dollars and the highest thing a man can keep." The sent in letter at our risk Genfenpt. 2d Vice Pros and Gen Manager "No. It is true that Wyoming women cents that he must needs leave her tofellow that wrote the above evidently The Magneton Garments aio adapted to all ages, are W. H. STENNETT, worn over the undci clothing, (not next to the like to vote?" Otn Pass A#t, Chicago the admiration of other and less busy never owned a horse which he kept at housands body like the many Galvanic and Electric Humbugs Gives Butter the trilt-*dsed color the year round. The largest Butter Bayers recommend Its nv, "Yes, but that's got nothing to dc advertised so extensively) and should be men. He comes down to the breakfast a livery stable when oats were a dollar of Dalryr.u.n 8iy I Is* PERFECT. UscU by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Inter. taken off at night. They hold their power forever, and national Diploma at Y. Dairy Fair, with the condition of my cranium." ni s.NAP0LIS&ST.L0iJlS R'Y are worn at all seasons or the ear rather late it may be, but smiling, neat a bushel Baltimore Saturday. j?c-** AskyourdrupKistormerch-int^orifcorwntetoaskwhitH's.^hat it costs, who nsesi'. where to it Send stamp for the "Vew Depniture in Medical Treatment "How do they generally vote?" WEIX8, RICHARDSON & CO Proprietors. Burlington, Vt, and well-dressed, and cleanly, too, for Without Medicine," with thousands of testimonials. If brooms are wet in boiling suds once US E ONLYJf TH ISJfT E ^FIRST^ANQ JfTH E BESTj^ "In ballot-boxes." he has had time to indulge in a bath. "FAMOUS ALBERT*LEA ROUTE." a week they become very tough, and THn MAGNETON APPMANCr CO., JTHEEOBEAT "No, but which party?" 218 Stat St., Chicago, I1L He reads Ins paper slowly, as a carefully will not break up so easily when a fond 'DECREESEEDS "Depends on whether the party is I 84. prepared newspaper is entitled to be wife is remonstrating with her husband sweetheart or husband. They often vote [|i|v]|i^g|2|||o|i read, he hails with delight the announcement and trying to induce him to do better. against the latter party if he doesn't go of anew book, and talks of it to Bismarck Tribune. all right on temperance questions. There liis wife. He is the first to notice the A Dubuque man accidentally knockhimself used to be a woman Justice of the Peace budding green leaves of joyous spring, V&> NINETY-EICHT YEARS theed down with a club that he was out there, and she fined her husband foi The only known specific forEpileptic Fits.-ft SE! and to AN elcome the first carols of For the MERCHANT on our Kew Plan waving toward some cats. He then did JQ-AISO for Spasms and Falling Sickness.-!* getting drunk. Women arc eligible as returning birds, he has time to admire For tho MARKET GARDENER NervousWeaknessquicklyrelieved and cored. the best thing ho could under the circumstances. jurymen in Wyoming. They ride to SEI the beauties and workings of nature, For tho PRIVATE FA!V.fLY SEEDS Equalled by none in delirium of fever.-* He jawed his wife.Boston election in carriages and seem to enjoy ft anfl profit by their lessons he has time JS^Nentralizes germs of disease and sickness. 'OWll by OUrSOlveS on our own Farms Post. it." Cores ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. to look at the last painting which a C~~" :iui.liJ'ii I'.liibtratcd Catalogue and Rur.il Register 1-IiEE TO ALT.. sir3" Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. tTOfe 188 3 "Is that about the right length, "Would you intimate, sir, that you promising 3 onng artist has on exhibition Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds."** KXCIl VM'S, \D US YOrit BUSINI CARDS TOR TRADi: 11ST. [FR EE to alT applicants, and to customers asked the skillful barber, as he finished have no more to say? I wished to ask in his studio, and to say a few commendatory J93-Permanently andpromptly curesparalysis. of lastyear without ordering it It contains OAVD LAN93ETH&S0NS,SEED GROWERS^PHlLAOELPHIA cutting his customer's hair. "I like your opinion of the Presidential succession or advisory words to him to about 175 pages, 600 illustrations, prices, accurate Ies, It is a charming and healthful Aperient. descriptions and valuable directions for planting: Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. the sides and back," was the response if anything had happened in consequence encourage him in his upward struggle 1800 varieties of Vegetable and Flower Seeds, Changes bad breath to good, removing cause. Plants, Fruit Trees, etc. Invaluable to all, espec "but I wish you would make it a little of theshrimp salad Mr. Arthui to fame for idler though he be he has ially to Market Gardeners. Send for it erRout8 biliousness and clears complexion. longer on top."Anecdotes of Barbers. took at Savannah the other day." had time to study art and can talk Charming resolvent and matchless laxative.-tt D. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT MIC H. Sly Vegetable uud I lower teccd Catalogue for A slow knowingly about it he has time to read "Took? He didn't take it.' IKsS ill be sent TKBE to ill who ii ply Customers of It drives Sick Headache like the wind.-& "How many races are there?" was last seison need not write for it All seed Sent Irom my {^"Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates. the last poem, to examine the last discovery smile overspread the face of Bill Nye. establishment wirranted to be both fresh and true to name, asked by a Kentucky sohoolma'am. Up Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing U.-Q& so far that should it prove otherwise I agree to refill the SEED: in science, or the last invention His kindly eyes gleamed. He pulled sprang a shock headed youngster, with order gratis My collection of vegetable seed is one of Restores life-giving properties to the blood."tt in mechanics, though there be apparently the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue his mustache ends up around the cornet a ard-wide smile on his face, and exclaimed: Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders.-^** and i lirge pirt of it is of my own rowing V the no "money" in either to consider of his nose. "He didn't take that salad. ^"Reliable when all opiates fail.~S& original Introducer of Eor'y Ol to in Iturbiuik "Threethe spring meeting, Potatoes, Mirl.lplund (urlyCorn, the Hubbard Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. the political questions of the day in all He only borrowed it. Going? Don't mid-summer speeding aild fall fairs." Nqiiuxh, AlarbWl.md Cabbucc, Phlitnt)'* Melon, CureB dyspepsia ormoney refunded n a score of other new Vegetables I invite the atton their aspects and bearings, and to vote hurry. Stay and beat me at whist. age of the public In th ffirdtns aid on the farms of F~Endorsed in writing by overfiftythousand "Oh, dear'" sighed Mrs. P., with a intelligently upon them when required Good-bye sorry to have seen you in those who ptint my seed will le feunc! ir I est *t \cr*ise leading physicians in U. S and Europe "SOL toothache. "Why can't people be born ment James Cie jjOr-y. MarLlehe- i he has time to find out where his words such an unpleasant capacity. Good Leading clergymen in U. S and Europc.~ft hiswithout teeth?" "If \o will reflect Diseases of the blood own it a conqueror.-* can cheer, his hand uphold and night. Sweet dreams."Chicago Intel a moment, my dear," replied Mr. P., For sale by allleading druggists. $1.50.& purse relieve he has time to eat, to digest, Oceon. Western "Wheel Scraper Co. "you will be convinced that such is tho to sleep, to live, to be a man and i For testimonials and circulars send stamp. fact." a good citizen, and he can do all without The Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Go., Props., The Decadence of Mining. There is complaint in New York that MANUFACTURERo Or the dread of its interfering with his TheOnlyPractical & ParableWheeledScrapers. If there is any one element of speculation policemen frequent saloons too constantly. business. The man who can vary his St. 0"osepla., 3o. (12) in this country that has run its The remedy is very simple. Fire pursuits, a *d has time for everything course it is that of mining for the precious RS. LYDIA PINKHAM, OF LYNN, U*l 1 he aby\ is a correct map of tlio off a pistol and yell murder! There for himself, his home, his wife, ms ALBERT LEA ROUTE, metals. While there will always won'tbe apoliceman within eight blocks children, his friendsalone knows what Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Pubhc Roads. be delving in the earth for gold and silver, of the place for days. it is to live, and to feel that the genuine mid Its immtdute connections Through Trains dull) and that many people who understand F-cm ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, pursuit of happiness does not lie in money Mrs. Belva Lockwood, the lawyer, the business will get rich at it, without change, connecting with all lines getting. His happiness is not dependent Their Double Bottomed, All Stoel says it is easier to get a divorce in Maine there is no need to deny, but the element EAST and SOUTHEAST upon a boom in stocks, nor Drag Scrapers &. Railroad &. TownShip than a drink of whisky. The laxness of speculation in that industry is The only line running Ihrougli Cirs between does "a break all along the line" mean of the divorce business in that State Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. hlHNEAPOUS and DES MOINES, Iowa. dead, and we hope forever. Mimno torture and misery formm. Ho cares i could not be more forcibly put.Lowell Tliiough liilns hctuecn speculation, or rather speculation IE not if there be a corner in wheat, or a Courier. MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, mines, is too hazardous a business to shrinkage in the wool crop, for what mnrc'ing In Union Depot for all 1'ouits bout'i nnd The wife of a bran-new member of long attract the investing public. The iliwLst Close conntctioiiB nude with St 1', &. \l matters either to him, individually? The POWDER S 1* and ?t A, Duluth Hailroads, Jroin ai A to nil Congress told her neighbors that her chances, nay, the almost certainty ol one may add a few cents to his monthly (nits Voith and North West Satisfaction Guaranteed. family would remove to Washington, but losing, are too well established to longei Ctr.WKMHKIt PULL\IA\ PAIAPK SiiuiNf barrel of flour, or the other cut him one 3osiin ill nli lit lrnin lhioinli ri* ket* ind bn she was undecided as to how they would lure the speculator. The extent tc suit short from his tailor, but what of 'i (lietked to k'itinaiio lo time tnlilo uiti ot Send for CATALOGUES io live in the capitol she preferred taking which this wild spirit of gambling led it? He can stand it and be able to uii, Uc.tal upon nearest lUkct A^ciit, oi midrib CLARKRJOHNSOtN S. I'. I!OYI one of the Potomac flats. people in the past few years, and the WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPE C0M laugh, besides. His hair is not gray Wt. Pleasan Iowa. GcVl rtl. A Tass. Ag't, Minnenrolle. Absolutely Pure. millions of dollars sunk in it is well nigh with car, nor his brow furrowed with A traveler just back from a voyage incalculable. We have at hand the lasi anxiety. He has no ships at sea, nor over the Dead Sea, a'ter payiug $37 for issue of the New York Mining Stock IB mortgages to foieclose, no notes to meet, a two hours' ride, says: "No wonder ,S CU-RE FOB alont the hneofind neai to the old ST PAUL Register, which purports to give a list no judge to bias, or jury to hoodwink. ft. PfSQ the Lord got out of the boat and walked MOUT CITY RAILROilMmlils various of all the precious metal mining com- Never a bore, and he does not talk on the watersit cost too much to Hi incb Lines, now 4 putt of the S'he "shop," for he has no shop to talk ride. I would have walked too if I anies incorporated in the United States about. Ho is cheerful always, good could. list foots up the handsome aggregate company ever, the life and soul of every Indian Blood Syrup of 7,442. Large numbers of these The Detroit Free Press has dug up the social gathering, and the "jolly good companies are "incorporated with $10, fact that in olden times a Roman Senator fellow" we laud in song. Who is there 000,000 capital, but if wc estimate them LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, used to shut himself up for three of us who does not take* delightif timo all at $5,000,000, the aggregate of capital Know tint tliiM&tlie nliort niul quiUr Lino to ill days after eating onions but the great VEGETABLE COMPOUND. points in Cente il amlWesfin Rlissotui to ill Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloc^r he can spare to take delight in anything represented by these companies is man of to-day walks right out the points in Kinsus, Nebi tsk i Coloi ulo Tex is, in the society of the man who has no $37,220,000,000, if we estimate that oi Cililoiuii, An/on New niul Old Mexico, and Millions testify to its efficacy in healing house and begins to argue with the first Is Positive Cure aspiring aim, no sordid, greedy, climbing li.it tins is tho Onh/ Line helwern Mi tnenota this nominal sum 10 per cent was actually man he meets. nwd the South IIV it, the above named diseases, and pronounce for nil tliuao I'alnl'iil Complaints n Wenfrneeees motive in life, who is content to paid in for stock and assessments 01 mniiioii toour bcstfvmnle population. A Connecticut woman has sold out her live as he is, to gossip, to chat, and to THROUGH 7 GJtEAT CITIES we have the enormous amount of $3, it to be the Itwi.lcme entirely the worst form of FemnloComplulnlt, millinery shop and opened a saloon. be good tempered who has time to describe 720,000,000, representing the actual casl all ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ulceri* BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. She concluded that supplying women the places he lias visited (when tlon, lulling and Displacements, tunl the consequent of the populous Missouri alley, inmelj invested in the business during the pasi TRADE MARK. Spinal Went ness, and la particularly adapted to tit* Sioux t'tti/, Council lll'ifl, Omoh.i. with headgear was neither as pleasant he had time to leisurely inspect their ten months. Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. St. Jotepli Jllclii*tm,Ijtavtn Change of life. nor as profitable as fitting men with points of interest), to criticise a painting worth md VmmatCiia Of course of the 7,500 companies It vill dissolve and expel turners from the uterus In nightcaps. Cincinnati Saturday he has had time to see, a book he Th" St ml & Sioux CityB lilioad. now known BfAGENTS WANTED.-^ an tally etngo of development. The tendency to can named in the register before us not one is tin Waiter* ItivMo* of the Chicago, St Night. has had time to read, 01 a speech he en 011s humorstheiels checked veryspeedily by Its use tenth ever showed metal enough to con lul Minne inohs & Om iha Line, Is ilso the Shot Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt, New York City. Druggists sell it has had time to hear who has time to It lcmoves faintness, flatulency, destroysall craving nnit IHrtct lAne from Poutial and Western Mm At a wedding in Harlem, where the stitute even a fair prospect. Fully 9( for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. ne&ot i, Western Iowa, ikota, Ntbiaskt md the talk of the thousand little things that bride was very dilatory in arriving at per cent wei'e worthless from the start It cuics Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, South.West to make conveisation delightful, ancl to CARRIAGES, NNSYLVANIAI QUAKER GiTY the church, a lady remarked, concerning Otneinl Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS and fully one-half of that 90 per cem comment upon topics of national moment the affair: "What an idea it is that were organized to make money by unloading or foreign interest that he has had That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight PH/ETONS, ind the entne NoitlnndNoith-West, and to tie woman should be late in getting here, stock on the public. We loot Lawn Mowers and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its ago. time to reflect upon and understand? S3 f-iiunbei Distntts oi Noithein Wisconsin. when she has been waiting twenty-six over the list and see scores of compan It will at all times and under all circumstances act In Jit St \*auiconnections are ide witl/ 'lie BUGGIES, ies that never had any existence save or years for just such a chance as this." Eastern iHvision ot the Chicago, St ml. Mm harmony with the Jiw that govern the femolo system. ncipdlis feOinai .iline, foi Northern in Ce'tial For tho cute of kidney Complaints of either sex title paper, and never owned an inch of de Nothing breaks up the capper of a On the day when all men shall be in WiMioiibin, aud .01 Chicago mid all points i^ast Will Run More Easily, Compound is unsurpassed. Surpass all others ROAD CARTS, veloped or valuable ground. Of the 7, circus side-show more that to work his business, there will be no more artists, and the uniting of ti uns so an mged th ip LYDIA E riMHVM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND Cut Longer Grass. sengeis irom tlie Wei/e'ii Division of thi 500 companies named, we are able tc level best to induce a man with six no more writers, no more statesmen, no is piepaiod at 2J3 an 1 2!5 Vostein Avonue. AND ARE v.an hivefiomoneto one and one hall houis. ice Cut More Smoothly, pick out just 310 that ever paid a divi children along to go into his tent, and, Lynn, Mass. Pi ico $1 SI: Sottli for $5 Sent by mall more clever people, no such useless beings, tend to bu mess in St I mil if desired THE BEST Less Liable to Obstruction, For Terms and Prices address, In the form of \U also in I to in of lorenges, on dend. Of that 310 we can pick out 205 When j/oti% South or South West beam*" to when the man at last consents, finds he for theie will be nobody left who Require Less Repairs, receipt of price $1 por 'mz I ther M-s Pinkham to ovei tins Line through the *ev*n ttigf V.ilte that never paid but one or two dividends, is a clergyman with a free pass for himself will have time to give them heed. Society, and when yo ^o noith, cist or noithwest, uo FISH BROS,ftCO., freolyansnois all (,'crr of jiirm -y Send for pampklet. More Easily Adjusted. and can name a hundredth ttiost and his progeny. in short, cannot exist without our through St aul the tirtut ItatlronU nut i Address is abo\ 2'tit' on this I aver And the Most Durable. thegie.it]No)thwest that never dug their dividends out 01 idlers it is impossible without them. An Illinois man got a divorce from his IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. RACINE. WIS. Xo family should b i Ho it I "Of A 13. PINKHAIFS Two p.tscnt ei trin il nl Si.PiuI to Cliicng the ground. Indeed, of the few remaining San Francisco News-Letter. wife because she fed him on cod liver LIVER PrLLS 'incy cm' ttion, bilio 'UtM. through Hroy tnd M3''iton with Pullman Pa.\nf companies that ever did pay anything EVERY MOWER WARRNNTFD. Or eall on Sleeping us oi tneb ii UD aa^ tirpidity of the liver 25 ct i bo oil for breakfast and bought a piano SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE like regular, or honestly earned P^- SM liy &M 2V. .ifl.au -t^ THROUGH TICKETS which she did not know how to play. M. MIILLEN A Western Girl's Way. dividends, those which continued to dc LLOYD, SUPPL ES & WALT ON If the latter offense is to become ground I heard a little story recently, says a so and paid largely on the money invested 184 PI tins ion te on silent illpiimiptl stations THE GREAT GERMAN for divorce we shall all be turned out AGENT in New Ulm. PHILADELPHIA, PA. New York letter, from the short history can be counted on the finger*nds Besnre md buj i tin ough ticket as the geneiallj into the green pasture of single blessedness. REMEDY ehenpe, but if yon cmnot ^ct the tickets of a young woman from Colorado who of a man's two hands. And the you dc-uc or the iinmition uite I about ntes FO PAIN. is here studying music. She went to men who have reaped permanent advantage connection*. &c itjou i home st tion, write to TDo TTsTarrt the undeifci^ne i, in youi lettei will nceiv one of the best teachers here and told and have held on to the wealth EIASTIC TRUSS ITO-UL piompv mention. 1 W fLASDALK, Hats Fad diflMsfftom allothm. him she wished to study with him, and so got can be counted in the same way Wanted Harmony. evpibspt, with Sslf-Adiutuw F.C CLAIUa .cue il Lilt, asked his terms. Ballln center, adapt!i txlfto sll "THE HOME, HOW TO HAKE AND KEEP Relieves and cures Whalebone Howker of the Lime Kiln Altogether, there never was conceived Mtltloat of tbe body, whllt tbi Gen TraflicM Hinder St IT."Mrs Henry Ward Beecher's latest and ml Minn RHEUMATISM, "Five dollars an hour," was the anClub llsl li the cap presses hack the arose in the interest of harmony. in the mind of man a plan so well calculated an Best book. It is a work that every wife, sta latMUnssJpstasapsrseawoiiW swer. He had lately read no less than three every mother and every housekeeper ought to to extract money from the pock with tha 'later. With light YO^&HEALY Neuralgia, have. Practicalcommon-sense, useful every day, "1 am competent to teach all English different predictions as to when the ets of the people, without equivalent, as ierand night, and a radical core certain.*"'!t le*Vuyt darabbi Sciatica, Lumbago, IT TOUCHES EVEBY EXPEBIENCE IW TUB LITE OT ad cheap. Sentby mad, Clrcalan free. """is branches. Are there any members of world was coming to an end, and each 3'2a onroe Sts.,Chicago. the system of mining speculation which THE TRUE WOMAN. Beautifullybound and ery attractive VCUACnE, Prices, cloth, gold andsilver sides, new your family for whom you would like a EGGLESTON TCUSS CO., Chicago, Il one had a date of its own. While all has just spent its force throughout the il i I JTP| 11 to any address their style, tinted paper, sprinkled edge, $2.25 gilt HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, teacher?" BAt-iD CATALOGUE, were made in the interest of the white country. It was a bold scheme of robliery edge $3.75. Specimen pages sent free to any address. It i in |i.t ^11) bngravhiB Soldonly by subscription. Agents wanted folks, the six million colored people in SORE THROAT, Cheapest BlblesffeJmHW^S."^ "Yes I havo a daughter 17 years old of 1 i ii iei t. it deluded millions and ruined |t,, Cap^ ifehV everywhere. Terms very liberal 11 iiileu, Cup-Lamps, this country were more or less interested. QUINSY, SWELLINOa who speaks four languages, but cannot many thousauds, and the country will Sun l Drum Major', Stafli. and SPECIAL OFFER FOE 30 DAYS.-Any snbwho 11 if, S ilr\ Kinl Outfits, Repairing1 SPRAINS, They did not propose to hang speak English. You may have her for 'orsliee &. McMackin Cincinnati sends na 6 yearlysubscribers to "The Housekeeper," rejoice at its downfall.Chicago Herald. iterint, i) innti lea Instruction nd Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, at 50 cents each, or 12 trial subscribers a pupil. What are your terms?" around here after the world had come IT r#m ittM-r ltaodi, snda Cat at25cents each, or3 2-year subscribers at $1each, fUi t. 1 Music ritOSTBITES, unto an end and all the white folks had "Five dollars an hour," was the we will send a copy of The Home," postpaid, THE CELEBRATED "A Ttiisa wtumn IOTt onus Ill'RNS SC4E.O*, A Mother-in-Law. 1 FOBFBESrRVINO, RESTORING AM) pegged out. He wanted the club to decide by mail. This offer isgood only 30 days from the expected reply. BARNUM CHEESE SAFES. \ml all other bodil} ache? |Bcautlr Ins theCoBtplezIon. dateof this paper, after which time "The Home" upon and set an official date, or to A traveler saw a woman take a man "But, my dear young lady, I can get and pains. 'o Riaorma Sessoali, Tin, Fsicsus, can be bad only through our authorized agents. PlMrLSff &A1XOW1TSH BL0TCHS9.S-C call a meeting of the prophets and have by the collar, yank him up the steps into the best English teacher for much less (Patented.) FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE The offer ismade to introduce a copyor two of OPINIONS OF NOTES LADU8 "^i-f LOTTAIlls tbsrerjbtit preparation fsi tbebook in each neighborhood. Each copy will them agree upon some particular day a railroad car, jam him down into a than that." *DU by ill Druggets and other create a demand r hundreds more. CLARA LOUISE KSLLOQO-ItgiTMiu Dfilii Directions in 11 next fall after the melon season was hot seat near the stove, pile up a valise "Notwithstanding that," said the pleaniretoadumrnaBM totheUetofthofe BUCKEYE PUBLISHING CO., 1 i tu tges ibo recommend jour Liqui Pesrl,^ and over and everybody was behind on his and two big brown baskets with young lady, firmly. "My terms are $5 -v. Minneapolis Minn. ixpreu tns saortsetloa It asatasa me The Charles A tfogeler So. Toe LIQCID PEARLhis beenweeliedbj house rent. loose covers and long handles at his an hour." theladies o( al!countries witMhs highest (V.-v ors to A VOOL1XR & KO marks of appreciation. Only (0 core a feet, shove a lady into his lap and At last it began to dawn upon this II ill'. rp Xd L.S. The subject was referred to the Committee SOTTU, sola DT all Drutgbts Ptrfumers, CHAMPLIN4C0 ,PaoM.,BomL,lf say: Italian professor that there was something on Fisheries, with instructions to "Now, sit there until I help Mary about this law of compensation bring in a specific date most convenient THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. PAYNE'S IO Herso Spark-Arresting Jane on the car, and don't move till I which he had not considered. to all.Detroit Free Press. Portable Engine has cut 10,009 ft, of Michigan MERIDEN, CONN. OME TREATMENT. come back." Pino Board in 10 hours, burning slabs from tho "You are right," he exclaimed, "I saw in eight foot lengths. When the woman reached the door am a first-class teacher of music. Your A Fina Year for Golts. A certain cure for Nervous the traveler said to her: certificates show that you are an experienced Mules sometimes live to an advanced ,___ Debility, Seminal Weakness, "Is that man your husband?" teacher of English. Your hour age in Texas, but horses are never allowed Impotence, etc. STANDARD P08KET CUTLERY, is worth as much as mine. We will "N-A-W-W!!!" roared the woman. We continue to The Becipes used in my practicefor25 Tears to exceed the age of eight years. actasBoliCstorsfor "He's my daughter's husb/and, and she give lesson for lesson." imqaa illustratedbook of60pages giving full di *S BETAIL GEOOEES, ATTENTION! An eight-year-old horse sells better than tectlon8jbriself-treatment, Ladies' Scissors and Ink Erasers. patents, caveats, hasn't spirit enough to say her soul is Address ftftniOiiq And so they have for months, he beone de-marLs, copyrighto, etc.,for of more advanced ears. The owner DE. T. WILLIAMS. 435 Msie allrtyleof her own." ing quite satisfied with the compensation BUT Notts! HAVE Notts 1 UssNomlll Bo* the United States, and to obtainpat* STEEL PENS. S\ of a horse would not tell a lie, but This true story teaches us that some he receives. By the way, this cnts in Canada, England, France, The celebrated BARNUM SAFES. Ota* 10 Horse We Guarantee to furnish power he files the horse's teeth and lets the animal KIDNE*i^R!r Germany, and all other countries. travelers haven't enough sense to diagnose young woman's story is a sad one, and to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. lie about its age with its own mouth. Thirty-six yean* practice. No Our 15 Bone w cut 10,000 feet la same time. I 'For sale generally by the wholesale woodenwara a family party when they see one. yet she is a brilliant example of what a "ihmeiitofF.ten AdjustableQaOlActionBeserrokr Pw, Mr. O'Shea, a lately arrived immigrant, charge for examination of models or drawings. and grocery dealers. I yourjobber cannot supply Our Engines are GTMBAHTCED he Acme,"id will nuUtamplegroKonrecelptofas. Hawkeye. IS A SURE CURE woman may accomplish if she sets you, send your orders direct to us. to furnish a horse-power on Advice by mail free. was ignorant of these facts when he Jhe E.TtBarnumWire&IronWeeks, less fuel and water than about her work with energy and a firm Patents obtained through us are noticed in came into Austin, from his farm, last any other Engine not fitted for all disease* ofvthe Kidneys and To remove the unpleasant tastejwhich the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has determination to succeed. She has a with an Automatic Cut-Off. week to buy a horse. PETBOIT.MXCB. LIVER the largest circulation, and is the most influential is frequently observable from new wooden warOar irhol* line of Feu will be sold by the trade. solid foundation in a thorough English If yon want a Stationary or "Didn't yon find a horse to suit you?" newspaper of its kind published in tbe Pnce Listsmfurnished tTo dealers on eppl Portable Engine, Boiler. Circular i T-TT vessels is a thing difficult of accomplishment. education. She is working fifteen hours world. The advantages ol such a notice every aaid his friend Major Bryan. Saw Mill, Shafting or The Brewing World says Zthaespeeiflcacttcmon this most important a day to perfect herself in music and IWM1 patentee understands. Pullies, either cast or Meddart's "I'm after lookin' at forty foine horses organ, enabling It to throw off torpidity an I that the simplest plan, and one that will *fif*4S Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, Italian. She rises at 6 in the morning, Thialarge and splendidly illustrated news* Sawing Made Easy. inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of "A atlaste, but I didn't foind wan that send for our illustrated Catalogue, paperiapublished WEEKLY at $3.20ayear, succeed in most cases, is to scald them roads Italian three hours, practices vocal the Bfle, and by keeping the bowels in froo for information aud prices. -hooted me. Yez must have had afoine andis admitted to be the best paper devoted thoroughly several times in boiling water, condition, effecting itexegular discharge. The New linp-..n music three hoursnot consecutively, B. W. PAYNE & SONS, Corning, N. Y., Box 848 rt to science,mechanics,inventions, engineering avson for colts here about eight years Hsl2al2at*il Ifyouaresufferingfroin then dissolve some pearl-ash or soda of coursepractices instrumental NftiRCH LIGHIM\6 works, and other departments of industrial lllaiaiiai malaria,hagaAliftliWa in lukewarm water, adding a little music three hours ^nd teaches English progress, published in any country. Single flow is that, Mr. O'Shea?" *J&fam ace bilious, dyspeptie, or constipated, Kidney' "THI BEST 18 CHEAPEST.*' oftW 4 A favorite pres^i^tioi of lime to it, and wash the inside, of the copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news* the remaining six ti#tj)&. She has supported J Wort will surely relieve and qoickly oure. Is the cheapest aod beat in Che V. 3. aaost noted and Knoceasful frMcinu-!- "Well ivery baste I saw was just eight dealers. \K boy sixteen y-r* i.fc [mtomTHntSHcnS cu,H.ikn 0 I the Spring to cleanse the System, every (now retired)farIhecnre of Nvt vcti" StrbHttttt vessels well in the solution. Afterward herself entirely-since she was 14 Xt Senj can saw logaJiut art) is CloTtrHilleH 'r-~ one should take a thorough course of it. Address, Hurm & Co., publishers of Scien* years av age."Texas Sifting*. scald before,^m the several times ..thoroughly as Sent on tet trial si IMT KIDNEY-WOReT vars old. 6 In plaln s^uk-den\ elopo/Vee. Dxugb'ais -a nil it. SOLO ORUCOI8T8. Pric81 tiflc American. 261 Broadway, New York, foetal for IttnstrsicU Catalosuc twatatatnjc uwtim toallaecttans.) WriteforrmaUCIUtM.paaBIIMafe Ma sad full particulars. AOEXTS Vlfr2STlfc. Address DR. WARD 4 CO.. Uuiuana.' Ma. fiipjibook aboutpatents mailed free* tteMxcb Ue wsg 8w Cat. 163 Keadelsb St. .Csioaf g. **S-74_Mt-. 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