%pmxv*f **"7*r^ .^s^p^H^jj^^B^ PS*** a.--^c S pi r1 7 NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20, 1888- PARSONS'--PILLS9k The Elephant Did Not See the Joke. THE GREAT GERMAN Making the Songs of a Nation. The Rev. Mr. Watson gives a curious "Where do you get your ideas when REMEDY story in illustration of this animal's you want to write a new song?" asked FOR PAIN. wonderful long memory of a wroug suffered. the reporter. One ofthose pests of society, a "That's simple enongh," returned /?A/Z..WAV practical joker," visited a caravan in a the poet, taking what he called a "swig Believes and cures west of England fair and tried his stupid at the ale." "There are enough ideas MLAXfTE WJETT RICH D3JL-OOI RHEUMATISM, MENTS Chicago&)THE( We continue to North-Western tricks upon an elephant there. first in the songs already written to make it act asBolicitorsfor Neuralgia, doled out to it, one by one, some gingerbread unneccessary to think about new ones. patents, caveats, And will completely change the blood in the entire system In three months. Any per- Sciatica, Lumbago, trade-marks, copyrights, etc.,for nuts, and when the grateful Every song is a patchwork of other Railway is the son who will take 1 Fill each night from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to eonnd the United States, and to obtainpat* animal was thrown off its guard he suddenly BACKACHE, OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE songs. Now take that well-known song, health, if such a thins be possible. Fos curing Female Complaints these Pills haven enta in Canada, England, France, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE proffered it a large parcel wrapped The Danube River.' Here is the first And the Germany, and all other countries. FOR HAH AND BEAST. equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for in paper. The unsuspicious creature verse. I think I've got it right: SORE THROAT, UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE Thirty-six years'practice. No i eight DIPHTHERIAPreventioeOJOHNSOteNohbayYncmail.diseasesMt, letter-stamps. Send for circular. I. S. f CO.. BOSTON, MASS. charge for examination of models or drawings. CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. accepted and swallowed the lump, but QUINSY, SWELLINGS For more than a third of a century tho It is the Great Thoroughfare Gm fro and to CHICA O 'Do you recall that night in June upon the Advice by mail free. immediately began to exhibit signs of Mexican Slustn isg Liniment bus been Danube River, JOHNSN'S ANODNE LINIENT will Instin- SPRAINS, Patents obtained through ns are noticed in know to millions all over the world as tanHusl relieve these terrible and will posltirely intense suffering, and snatching up a We listened to a Landler tune and watched the the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, tho only sale reliance for the relief of cure nin cases ou ten Information that will save moonbeams quiver. bucket handed it to the keeper for water. accidents and pain. It is a medicine the largest circulation, and is the most influential many lives sent fre Don' delay a moment. And all poh\t3 in Northorn Illinois, Central, I oft since then have watched the moon, but FROSTBITES, above pi ice and pi :tise the best of its is better cure. This being given to it, it eagerly swallowed newspaper of its kind published in the Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, never, love, oh, never, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT ^T^*^ BURNS, SCALDS, kind. For every foim of external pain world. The advantages ol such a notice every Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, Can I forget that night in June upon the Danube quantities of the fluid. "Ha!" And all other bodily ache? Dakota, Manitoba, Central and patentee understands. River. MEXICAN and pains. cried the. delighted joker, "I guess those Northern Kebrasha, Colorado, Wyomingr, Neuralgia, Influenza, 8ore Lungs, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, HJfj^KCouRh, WriMpingCoMh. Thia largo and splendidly illustrated newspaperispublished FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Chronic Rheinnatism, ChroniclMarrhcea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Wseases of tbs nuts were a trifle too hot, old fellow." WEEKIsT at $3.20 a year, "Well," the man of verses continued, ipiu and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S. Jonssos & Co., BOSTOH, Mass. California, Oregon, Washington Territory, Sold by all Druggists and "You had better be off," exclaimed tho and is admitted to be the best paper devoted MAKE HENS LAY "I read that through very carefully. British Columbia, China, Japan, Dealers. Directions in to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering An English Veterinary Snrgeon and Chemist, keeper, "unless you wish the bucket at the Sandwich Islands, Australia. jTew languages. first thought is to localize it. Then now traveling in this country, says that most I 37our head." Th fool took the hint works, and other departments ot industrial The Charles A. Vogeler Co. Zealand, and all principal points in tho Mastang Liniment is without an equal. of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here I NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. I pu in the name of a fair one. Next, progress, published in any country. Single It penetrates ilesla and muscle to (Sutcraaora to A VOQELEEftCO are worthless trash. says that Sheridan's I only just in time, for the enraged animal, With its own lines it traverses North* copies by mail, 10 ce/ita. Sold by all news, tiie .eiy bonemaking the continuance I have it set to slightly diffeient music roll .-ore, Md., I'. S. t~ Condition Powders are absolutely pure and ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern of pain imd inflammation impossible. dealers. having finished the sixth bucketful, immenseh aluable. Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp'n- and in a few weeks Thomas Lenten's Its effects upon Unman Flesh and IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- ful to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mad for 8 letter-stamps. I S JOHUM* 6 Co., Bosxos, Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scientific hurled the bucket after its tormentor the Bi mo i latest sentimental success is going over Mexican(i iioi arc equally wonder GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- American, 261 Broadwav, Now York. ful. The with such force that had ho lingered a TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations the land. It becomes a perfect rage OF LYNN, MASS., HarwUiOok aboutpatants mailed fiee. T-DIALPINKHAM, MUSTANG that can be offered by any moment longer his life might have been and every one sings: railroad. Its tram service equals that BUTTER COLOR forfeited. Th affair had not, however, of any road their speed is as great as PERFECTED comfort and safety will permit they "My sweetest Jane, I think of you when on the yet concluded. Th following ear the make close connections in union depots Schuylkill River show revisited the same tow n, and the at junction and terminal points with I idly float and steer my boat and watch the It4oG Liniment is neodod by somebody in The largest Butter Buyers recommend It use* ives Butter the srilt-tdged color the year round. foolish joker, like men of his genus, unable the leading railroads of the West and moonbeams quiver. every house. E ry day bi ings news i i by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Inta we usandsotDairyracii say I I S PERFECT. Used by alltlie best Creameries. Awju^eaMein a Northwest, and offer to those that use We once were there, you, Jane, and I, upon to profit by experience, thought to natnal .i.o Diploma at If. Dairy Fair the afroisy of an an ful scttld sir burn ._. \skyourdniggi8tormerchantforitorwritetoask.whatUis,whst them that boat together, it costs, who uses! where to cet It. subdued, of rheiuiiHtla martyrs ie WELLS. RICnABDSON & CO., Proprietors* Barlltes Tts SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY repeat his stupid trick on the elephant. Bo when alone I dream of you upon the JfUSE JfONLYlfTHlSlfrHE-if FIRSTS AND JfTH E 3f BEST^f sloicd, or a 'valuable iiorse or ox A CHICAGO it makes close connection took two lots of nuts into the show Schuylkill River. saved by tho hculmg power of this with all other railroads at that city. LINIMENT LANDRETHS Philadelphia Times. with him sweet nuts in one pocket and It runs PALACK SLEEPING CAKS on PEESEE DS hot in the other. Th elephant had not all through trains, PARLOR CAR* on its principal routes, and NORTH-WKSTERN forgotten the jest played upon him, and He Got Thar'. ll\ l,l tlUWO lil 1 il.-Y D,11,.L\ Ml!iJJ!.iylli.l DINING CARS on its COUNCIL BLUFFS therefore accepted the nuts very cautiously. and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS may still, in most i ases, he patented us. Bem Going down the great Jackson route -which speedily cures Snub, ailments *f through day express trains. oppositothe S 'atent Office, and engaged it A last the joker proffered a from Grenada, Miss., a regular old the HUMAN FLESH as If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, can Mecure hot one but no sooner had the creature Rheumatism, Swellings, sUMT you will buv your Tickets patents in less, time than thoae who ie. homespun native of the State entered a NINETY-EIGHT YEARS by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns discovered its pungency than it seized mete fioin Washington and who must depend up. SEEDS!Forr sleeping-car and paid for a berth. Fo the MERCH ANT2!L2JirJsaLE!2n OTHER. and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises' and on the mailsin all transactions with the Patenl hold of its persecutor by the coat-tails, For rates for single or round trip the MARKET CARDENER had never been inside of a car of the Sprains, Poisonous Bites and Office tickets and for full information in regard hoisted him up by them, and held him Stings. Stiffness, Lameness, Old When Inventors'end modelor sketeh m.ikt For the PRIVATE FAMILY kind, and everything astonished him to all parl3 of the West, North and Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, until they gave way, when he fell to the search the Patei i tllhceand advise as to its patestability When the porter came to make up the Northwest, write to General Passenger Sove Nipples, Caked Breast, and rOWn by Ourselves on o**' own Farms FREEOSM HGE. CoriesponJentecon. ground. Th elephant now inspected Agent, at Chicago, 111. indeed every form external disease. beds I saw that the native was greatly fidential,pnces low and 0 CHARGE UJVLES* All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets the severed coat-tails, which, after he I heals without scars. Et?" Iluudsuuic Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O ALL. VTENT IS OBTAiH KD. perplexed, but as he made no direct appeal A by this Line. For the liBUTB CREATION it cures Werefei to Hon. P, stmasterGeneialD.M. Key, had discovered and eaten all the sweet MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, Sprains, Swinny. SUA* Joints, it wasn't my duty to post him. lev. E.D Powder, lOiiiculsin the S Patent Gen. bnp t. 2 Vice Pies and Gen. Manage* nuts, he tore to rags and flung after Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Diseases, DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEEDGROWERS,PHILADELPHIA was the first one to make preparations Office, and especially loour tlientsin e^ery Slate W H. STENNBTT, Foo Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, their discomfited owner.Chamber''s of the Union and in C-.n tda. For special referen for bed. glanced anxiously around, Gen. Pass Aj t, Chicago Hollow Horn, Scratches, vindgalls, ces, teims,advice, &.., Addiess Journal. Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, PARSDNSSFILLSHOetaklwilohwnpersoynA.months'niitm}kZ?J2t?,t.aX]2?i)n&'Z&JLLIPSNO7'ltcomlwil pulled off one boot, and then took a C. A 'SllOWtfc Co., Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon i s LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S rest for five minutes. When the other OppositePatnt oih i WTKL the Sight and*ver other ailment friENNEAPOUS&ST.LGUiS RV Sawing Made Easy. A Four Thousand Acre Farm. to which the occupants of the boot came off he had solved the problem. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Stable and Stock Yard are liable. The Belle Mead farm, si\ miles from Pushing his boots under the berth AMI 1IIK The Mexican Mustang Ilnln*2n The New Improved A Nashville, owned by W G. Harding is, he started for the rear platform, and "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." always cures and never disappoint*) Is a Positive Cure MONARCH LIGHTNING ana it is, positively, it is claimed, the iincbt and best Kept nothing was heard from him for about for nil those l'nliil'ul Complaint* nml Weaknesses THE BEST farm in the United States. There is ten minutes. Then he put his head into I uiumou toour beet female population. la tne cheapest and test. Amd nothing fancy about it. Th system of the door and called out: ,A bor sixteen year* old I(.*w.lcuie entirely the worst form ot* Female Com11 EACHNIOHT*PR?l w.*".*?O "Jt* "w'w.*"j'Bsiu,BuinjuuuiiesiiD, SU6 i luin is possible.| -PROM ONE TWELVE WEEKS, may restored to sonn/heslth. If sack a thing is =-------^f-- -vf* can saw logs/as* and easy Femalit General Harding is that of all other common-sense tints, all ovarian troubles,Inflammation and U'eera ss Complaints these Pills have so sqnsl. Physicians as. them their practice. Sold eveeverywhere,r "All you 'uns in thar', look out, for roreariag Complaint these Pill hare so sqnsl Physician as. them their practice Sol Sent on test trial 8ew1 OF ALL or sent by mail fer cents i a stamps. Send for pamphlet. 1.8. JOHNSON & CO. Boston. Mass. tloi. lulling and Displacement*, and the consequent farmers, but there is not an pot* ii for ninstratcd Catalogue containi ng testlmon I'm coming!" LINIMENTS i .iru) full particulars JLCUBNTftt WANTED. Spi'iiil Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the acre of the 4,000 that is not thoroughly And come he did. had disrobed i \reh Lfhinine Saw Co.. 163 Randolph St., Chicago. MAKE HENS LAY C'uiiice of I lfe. utilized. It has sixteen miles of stone An 1 nghsh eti nn.ir surgeon and Chemist, sow while standing on the platform, made a It v'll dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In traveling in tins luaniry says that most of the fencing, and there is a deer park of 424 FREE! uiily btage of development Th tendency to can bundle of coat, vest and pants, and as Horse.IIKI Cattn I'ow jer xild here are worth* lesstiash. He iVi th it hheniian's Condition acres. Of course it is a stock farm. oua liumoiatheiels checked very speedily by Its use he shot into bed after a run up the aisle Powdu^ i- al olute lj pure and lmmenselv It it moves faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving The owner does not believe in selling valuable N thin.' on earth will make heni lay like Sheridan'-C'ouditK iwdei- Dose. 1 teaspgonful he gurgled out: RELIABLE SELF-CUBE, FOE MAN OB BEAST, for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stoma ch to 1 pint food bold eve rr sywhere orstnt by niailiorSiettei-btaimw I Ions-ON A Co., BOSTO N. MAS his grain. What he raises he feeds out "Old Mississip may be a little slow, It etiies Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Trostiatlon. to his well-cared for and high-priced General lability, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl but she alius gits thar' just the same!" A favorite prescription or one of th* cattle. Hi hoi'ses bring the highest gc Hon. Cor. Detroit Free Press. most noted and successful specialists in theJ7& Tliat feeling" of bearing down, causing pain, weight prices, and his bulls and cows are in demand (now retired) for thecure otlfervoum DebUtttk VefeUble susd Flower Heed Ostfalosrs* 1W MJo*taranhootl,WeattneB*tMaMecaV' Sent laas will be sent FRHB to all who apply Customers of ond bad. ache, is always permanently cuied by its use for improving neighboring breeds. inplainsealedenvelope/Vee* Druggistscanfillits last seasou need not write for it All seed sent from my 11 will at all times and under all circumstances act In A Man Who Never Had Teeth. establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, Mere grain raising is, in the long run, harmony with thelawx that govern the female system. so tar, that should it prove otherwise, 1 agree to refill the Addrtst DR. WARD CO., Louisiana, Mo. QIQO PRESENT. A man who never in his life had a wasteful. It robs the soil of its fertility order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed is oac of For ho cure of Kidney Complaints of either ex thla too most extensive to be (bund in any American catalogue, tooth in his jaws was at one time a^resident For a Haehlne that will and the best results are obtained when Compound is unsurpassed. and a large part of it is of my own growing A lata of Montana. This fact was brought arlcrlaallatrodaeer of Early Ohio and Barbsmk WIIU E PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND the farm becomes a species of manufactory Saw as Fast and Eniy Potatoes, Mssrbleheavd Early Con. the llMkkar* is prepaied at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. to the recollection of an old resident of EI A STIC TRUSS as tola one* for producing animals and dairy tkliuuh, Marblehead Caboose, Pklaaey'e Meloa. Lynn.Mass Tucejl. Six bottles for $5 SuitbymaH and a score of other new Vegetables I invite the patron this city by seeing a statement in an Eastern products.DcmortbVs Monthly. age of tho public In the gardens and on the farms of In tho form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on I Has a Tad differing from al 1 othan. paper that one of the most wonderful those who plant my seed Hill be found my best advertisement cup shape, with Sslf-AdioiUn* receipt of pilco, CI per box for either Mrs Pinkham James Gregory, Marblehead, Mass Ballln center, adapts! ts.1Ttoa3 praam back th natural curiosities of the age is a *c fieelyanswoia all litters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. poslllootsh of tbs body, while th Something Odd About Sponges. aWaWaOBSSnTanSaSna1 ll, A TRl!* S JiBtMUnMjaaiaaaporMBwouM Addiesa is above Mention thi* raver. 10-year-old Georgia boy who never had With light nu99 tb (^V *V When first pulled from the rocks ll 7r ^^a^^aw" any teeth and shows no signs that he "Western Wheel Scraper Co. where it grows the sponge looks like a N family siionl.1 bu i.houtVTM* PINKHAIM pressure tha Hernials held securely This is the King of Sa Machines. TM tlio"a*is. ever will have any. Th man referred JiTind night, and a radical cure certain. 11 la can, durable LIVEIt PiLIS Iney on iti n, corrugated mass of putty. It is drs?b in saws off a 2 foot log In minute*. and cheap. Sent by moll. Circulars frea. to above was 60 years old and had never t/a* rpidit of theliv^- i i nt ij -b color, exceedingly heavy, has a sickening EQGLESTOiff TRUSS CO Chicago,, III 20,000 in ntio. That cheapest machine .l.fiS. *ar Sold all ii ._.ye mi had teeth. Hi name was Joseph Bearclaw. odor, and is suffused by a stringy made, and fully warranted. Circular free. MANUFACTUREftS OW was a resident of Alder TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers. United Slates Manufacturing Co., Chisago, 11L mucus which drops from it in long viscous The only known specific for Epileptic Fits. "\5 Gulch in 1864 and 1865. Although na lines. Th external pores are partly Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness. Nervous ture failed to supply Mr. Bearclaw with of NwHook closed up by a sort of sea bug, which Weakness it instantly relieves and cures. Cleanses teeth she tried to make amends by furnishing "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," finds refuge in them, and must be an blood and quickens sluggish circulation. Neutralizes Bestthing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. him with long, strong fingernails riJEE, to an person who Willi germs of disease and saves sickness. Cures annoying interloper to the sponge builder and toe-nails, which were almost The abo've la a correct imp of the while often a rod sea worm an inch his iiaiueand post-office address, ana six ceat( [A SKEPTIC SAID] as hard as bone and fully an eighth of ALBERT LE A ROUTE, in length is found far within the spongy stam ps to pay postage. Their Double Bottomed. All Steel an inch thick. It is not known whether To any one suffering with CONSUMPTION. and its immcdiite connections Through liains daily fibers, whither he has worked his way ASTHMA. CATAftKH, SOKE THBOAT. Drag Scrapers fc Railroad TownShip he got the name of Bearclaw from the From ST. PAULAND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, r BRONCHITIS, the informati on in th is Boole What is the exact function of the mucous of Ri oat iluean it may i a the providen ce i God. circumstance or if that was properly Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. Eliminates without change, connecting with all lines fluid does not yet appear to be clearly ta\omnnv useful li Address, his name. was from Illinois, to Bolls, Carbuncles and Scalds. "^Permanently and OU. H. WOL1X146 Smith St. Ciadaaatt.O CAST and SOUTHEAST. settled. Bu tit is certain that when PATENTS promptly cures paralysis. Yes, it Isa charming and which State he returned in 1865 or 1866. The only line running Through Caia between taken from the sponge and placed on healthful Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, lou/a. still bottoms, new sponges are propagated 1 twin brothers. Changes bad brcatb to good, remov- Thiough Tiains between from it and if two pieces of the oout Letter-Writing. MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, Satisfaction Guaranteed. same living sponge, or of different sponges connecting in Union Depot for all Points Sout'i mid As a rule, every letter, unless insulting Southwest Close connections made with St ,1 A!. of the same species, ax-e laid side by in its character, requires an answer. N and St & Duluth Railroads, from and to all Send for CATALOGUES to side on the sea bottom, they soon grow points Vol th and North West neglect to answer a letter, when HKMGHBRK! POM-MAX PAT ACP Sinn\o together. Th vitality of the sponge, in WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant. Iowa. written to, is as uncivil as to neglect to A ton all night Trains 'llirough Ticket* and X\a fact, coupled with the decrease of the ui' i In eked to destination To time tables i.it nf reply when spoken to. CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT 'a c, etc, call upon neareut Ticket Agent, or addrcba CLARK JOHNSON'S supply, suggests that ere many years log tho cause. Bouts bilious tendencies and makes In tho reply, first acknowledge the receipt S V. BOYft. dear complexion. Equalled by none in the delirium artificial propagation may have to be Send a rci^'h sketch or (If enn) a model of your of the letter, mentioning its date, Gcn'l Tkt. &, Pass. Aif't, Minneapolis. of fever. A charming resolvent and a matchless ln\ entioii to S:OKUK i*. LUION, Washing* used. and afterwards consider all tne points ton, 1 V., and ii t*rc-limiunry Examination laxative. It drives Sick Headache like the wind, PEOPLE WHO mVE~~ will be made of all United States patents of the requiring attention. Containsnodrastic catharticoropiates. Relieves same clas-, of inventions and jou will be advised If tho letter is to be very brief, commence u, hether or not a patent can be obtained. along the line of and near to the old S PAUL (THE GREAT) outibet uox. FOll THIS PltTXIMINARY EXAMINA- Indian Blood Syrup sufficiently far from the top of SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and various WhatNwilCl TION O HARGE I S MADE. a Patent Cost? The effort thnlg:v\e S. S. Cox his soubriquet POWDER Bianch Lines, now a paitof the the page to give nearly an equal amount L]:uxe::::]::j is as follows of blank paper at the bottom of the sheet Cores all diseases of the Stomaon, Liver, What a peculiar sunset was that of last when the letter is ended. If are wl\ isod that your invention is patentable, night! How glorious the storm and send S.SO to i.i Government application fee Should the matter in the letter continue .Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloe& of if 15, a a 1 &5 toi the diawings required by the how splendid the setting of the sun! W the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cures Rheumatism beyond the first page, it is well to Government, 'lliis is pa) able when application is to ha\e seen the Millions testify to its effioaoy in healing do not remember e\ei made and I-KU1 of the expense unless a patent Is allow by routing it. Restores life-giving properties commence a letter above the middle of Absolutely Pure. ud. When allowed the attorneys fee (SSS) anil to the blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous like on our round globe. The scene the sheet, extending as far as necessary the tin il Government fee (920) is payable Thus know that tins is the ahoit and quick Line to .ill the above named diseases, and pronounoe disorders. (^Reliable when all opiates fail. Re. yon Know beforehand,./.ro*Atw/?,whethe you are opened in the west with a whole horizon points in Centeal and Western Missouri to all on the other page. going to Ret a patent or not, and no attorney's fee freshes the mind and invigorates the body. Cures points HI Kins is, Nebraska, Colorado Texas. it to be the full of a golden interpenetrating luster ischar^eJ unless do pet a Patent A attorney It is thought impolite to use a half California, Aii/ona New and Old Mexico, nml dyspepsia or moneyrefunded. whose fee depends on his success in obtaining a which colored the foliage and brightened *h:it tins is the Only WAne between wfllnnesota sheet of paper in formal letters. A a Patent wul not ad\ is that our invention Is BEST REMEDY KNOWN TOMAN. awil the South lVet, every object into its own dyes. Th patentable unless it really ia patentable, so far as [INIEIVIEIRIFIAJM] matter of economy and convenience for TRADE MABK. his best judgment aid in determining Uie question THliOVGIT 7 GREAT CITIES Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. color grew deeper and richer, until the business purposes, however, it is customary hence, you can rcl on the ad\ iso given after a prchmin iry examination W had Dosijrn Patent* golden luster was transfused into a to have the card of the business TACrENTS WANTEO.fl and the ReifiMtralion Kdahela, Trade of the populous Missouri Valley, namely storm-cloud, full of finest lightning, Marks and Ke-laues st cured a*eats prepared man printed at the top of the sheet, and Sioux City, Council JtlutT, Onto ha. Diseasesof the blood ownItaconqueror. Endorsed and filed. Applications In revivor of lie* which leaped in dazzling zigzags all Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt,NewYorkCity.Druggists sell it In writing by over fifty thousand leading citizens, St. tfoeph, Jllehi*on,IieavencorI/iand a single leaf is used. lected.AhiMidoiicsl.or Forfeited Castes made clergymen and physicians in U. S. and Europe. over and around the city. Th wind Fansa* City. Very often valuable in entions are saved in these In writing a letter, the answer to B2TF0T sale by all leading druggists. $150. (13) classes of cases I you have undertaken to secure The St. Paul Sioux City Railroad, now known arose with fury, the slender shrubs and which is of more benefit to yourself your own patent and failed, a skillful handling of i tho Witter* iJivisio* of the Chicago, S For Testimonials and circulars send stamp. giant trees made obeisance to its majesty. Shlu tecas may lead to success. Send a written re Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Lino, Is also the Slior than the person to whom you write, inclose The Dr.S.A. RichmondMed Go.St. Joseph.Mo. ertaddressed to the Commissioner of Patents lENNSYLVANIAI QUAKER CITY and JUrccl Line from Cential and Western Min Some even snapped before its force. at lie recogriMQUFOtuip E LrMov.of Washingto a stamp for the reply. nesota, Western Iov, a, Dakota, Nebi a ska and the n, an your attorney in case, giving the The strawberry beds and grass plats Ayer's Letters should be as free from erasures, South-West to title of the invention and about the date of filing "turned up their whites" to see Zephyrus yoar application A examination and report will ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS interlineations, blots and postscripts 1883 *^to La wn Mowers cohtyou nothing, fce.irehus made for title to inventions, march by. A the rain came and as possible. It is decidedly better in fact any information relating to Patents the pools, and the gutters hurried away, fromptlv furnished Copies of Patents mailed at audjitlie entire Noith and North-West, and to the to copy the letters than to have theso Hair Vigor, lie regular Government rates, (2Se. each Lumber Districts Noithern Wisconsin. thunder roared grandly and the hre SuptLwaUoUien member this office lias been In successful operation appear. Will Run More Easily* jit St. !*/connections aie m/ide with the since 18C5 and yon thereff bells caught the excitement and rang re reap the benefits of JBanleru Mivhion of the Chicago, St Paul, Minneapolis A letter of introduction or recommendation Cut Longer Grass. experience, besides reference fan be given to actual AND ABE StOmar a line, fo i Northern and Ce'itinl with hearty chorus. The south and east clients in almost every countv in the 8 should never be sealed, as Cut More Smoothly, Wisnonsin, and ,01 Chicago and all points cast THEBEOT Vamphlet GEOl.a reting E. to Patent* LEMONr free upon equest received the copious showers, and the pas- Less Liable to Obstruction, the beat or to whom it is given ought to and the running of tiams is so arianged i west all at once brightened up in a long, FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS scngeis Tiom the Weetc Division of thi ills, Require Less Repairs, kuow the contents. 615 15th St., WASHINGTON, can have liomone to one and one hall houis, .ie polished belt of azure, worthy of a Sicilian More Easily Adjusted. Attorrupy-at-T.avv ami Solicitor Amort* NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. tend to iness in St. Taul if desned. sky. can nml Foreign Patents. When you g-o South or South Wcstbestu* to And the Most Durable. Sow the Human Organism Protects Itsalf. i tiille to over this Line through the seven U/g Presently a cloud appeared in tho IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. I is a most agreeable dressing, which The organism of the human body a and when yon go north, east or noithwest, go azure belt in the form of a castellated through St. aul lite Ureat Railroad tiitt i EVERT MOWER WIRMRTFD. sell-regulating apparatus. E ery interniption is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving city. It became more vivid, revealing the grestNoi thwest SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. of its normal functions excites a the hair. It restores, with the PARKER'S Two passenger ti.uns daily, St. Paul to Chicng strange forms of peerless fanes and alabaster reaction against the disturbing cause. LLOYD, SUPPLEE &WALTON thiough Klioy and M.K'ISOU, with pullmin PaU HAIR gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, temples and glories raie and Sleeping Cirs or ench tiain. If a grain of caustic potash irritates the BALSAM. light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep grand in this mundane sphere. It reminded aerves of the palate, the salivary glands PHIL.ADEL.PHIA, PA. THROUG TICKETS us of Wadsworth's splendid black, as may be desired. its use thin *ry toi-emove it by an increased sedation.' A perfect dress" verse in his "Excursion": hair is thickened, and baldness often i this route ire on sileitall principal stations The eye would wash it off b} an immediate ing, elegantly per The appearance instantaneously disclosed sine and buy a tin otigh ticket as they ate generally though not always cured. It checks falling fumed and harm- flow of tears. A larger quantity Was of a mighty city, boldly say cheapei: but if on cannot get the tickets far less. Removes sinking1 of the same substance could be swallowed A wilderness of buildings of the hair immediately, and causes a new you destieor the"itcunition wanted about rates dandruff, restores And self withdiawn into a wondroub depth, onty undei the protest of the connections, &c t our home station, write to natural color and growth in all cases where the glands are Far sinking into splendor without end, the undei feigned, and youi letter vil leceive prevents baldness fauces, and the digestive organs would not decayed while to brashy, weak, or (0 rents and But the city vanished only to give prompt attention. W.TEASDALE, soon find means to eject it. Th bronchial BROWN'S IKON BITTERS are sUes t druggists. F.B CLARKE. JenemlAgent, otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality place to another isle, where the most FLCBISTON tubes promptly react against the obtrusion a certain cure for all diseases 6en.TiamcMinai,i St Paul Minn beautiful forms of foliage appeared, imagine Grain and Farm Seed ManualHistor and best methods I and strength, and renders it pliable. of foreign substances. Th sting requiring a complete tonic: especially C0L06HE. ,of rolturo of Grains, Koot Crops. Grasses, Fodder Cro.w, Tr irl*n sJBnrrt-Plsnting, a paradise in the distant and etc only lOcts. ^fot Calalogut and Prlct Litt Q of an insect causes an involuntary Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent $|0J. 0 LYON&HEALY severllhouBand severaa varieties, FRE E,.. purified air. ^saV^aa^aa. thousand varieties srim.*.,.... The "VIGOR cleanses the scalp, cures and twitching of the epidermis. If a thorn Fevers, Want of Appetite, mSrtkin HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAGO, III. Rochester.N.Y. An nqaUIteljr fnv- Stale & Monroe Sts.,Chicago The sun, wearied of the elemental prevents the formation of dandruff and, grmot peitum, with or splinter fastens itself under the skin, Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, \\M en 1 nrepiil touiyaddrewtheir exceptionally lasting commotion sank behind the green plains etc. Enriches the blood, strengthens BAND CATALOGUE. suppuration prepares the way for its removal. by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing properties. of the west. Th "greateye in heaven," and 15 cents. for lasi, 00 \naei, .'10 Engravingf the muscles, and gives new DIAMOND If the stomach be overloaded properties, it heals most if not all of the PARKER'S of Instrument!, Suits, Oips, Belts, however, went not down without a dark life to the nerves. Acts like r. iPoni|o Lpnnlets, Cap-Lamp*, with food, it revolts against further ingestion. humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, Stiiids, i)rnm Mtyor'j Staffs, and brow hanging over its departing light. CINCER TONIC charm on the digestive organs, CATARRH Hat, Sundry Hand Outfits, Repairing keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under The rich flush of unearthly light had 'MitenaN, tho includes Instruction and Ex.jreUes removing all dyspeptic symptoms These automatic agencies of the organism for Amateur Band*, and a Catatonia" passed and the rain had ceased, when which conditions diseases of the scalp and of Choice Or- Music, feucli as tasting the food, Belching generally suffice to counteract the REMEDY, the solemn church bells pealed, the AR InvigoratiRf Medicine that Never Ittoxicatet hair are impossible. Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn "inmoersuimitiioti disturbing cause, and the sensory symptoms laughter of children rang out joyous, This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, '^c The only Iron Preparation FORPRE8KRVINO,RESTORINGAMD attending the process of reconstruction As a Dressing for Ladies' Hair Mandrake. Sulhngia, and many other of the best after the storm is heard, ith the carol ^Beautifying thcCoaplexloa. A Positive Cure for Catarrh of til] that will not blacken the teeth or is now made for the fourth year and RiMOYixa Btmou, Tax, Faicain, egetable remedies known, cures all disorders of constitute merely a plea for of birds, while the dark and purple kinds. It is Instantaneoua in Lfl Pinnu, SAUOWWSS, Biotcau, *O. tjive headache. Sold, by all Brugat the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &ls The VIG OR is incomparable. It is colorless, OPINIONSOF NOTE* LASIXS. has a record of unqualified success. and Prma aent in ltessult. Cur satiny non-interference. Th suppurating tissues weapon of the skies still darted illumination LOTTAIlia Uv t*itpNparatloa for TheBest and Sorest Cough Cure Ever Used. $1.00 aMiottle. sta? of the disease. Has cured cases so UrrtWo tbefacetbuItTeruMdjIaowiiMnooUur contains neither oil nor dye, and will push the thorn outward, antl resent It was the first made and has been around the starling college, trying that bones came from the nose. CLARA LOUISE KELLOOO-ItgtTWO* _If you are suffering from Female Complaints, pkaatintoaddmxnanw totlxlUtofthoM TSBOWN CHEMICAL. CO. only a pressure in the opposite direction. not soil white cambric. It imparts an to rival its angles and leap into its dark btonght to perfection while competing Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, whorecoouinadyour" liquid PMI,"aa4 Dr. Kvor Diamond Catarrh Pcm pMMth satisfactionit has affords*sat Bait in Id. age or any disease or infirmity, take Parker The eye volunteers to rid itself of the cdr is mild and pleasant, atturding immcJIato A\ indows. and imitating machines havebeen agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an The UQDlDPEARt.hu bwnraotlTsdbj Ginger 1 onic. I will strengthen brain and bedy tejlsrand prompt curt- In all caseaol Caturj-k. theladlMof aneottntrlefwitbUiablcha sand-dust, but remonstrates against :n.u all Iron Bitters ara made b BEOWN OHKMICSX .marks of asDNdation. Oulr 50 etna a and give you new life and vigor. made for only one or two article for the toilet it is economical and Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. Co sui haM. or*sed red lines and trade mark on wrapper. P'.-OIH aorru, told by all DrunlM 4 Perfumer*, friction. The rum-soaked system of the lOO DOLLARS BEWARE OF IMITATVNS. CUAMPUKfcCO ,Paora.,Bvmie,M & It will leinove Polypus and eirectuallj cure and Borne of them are ad I unsurpassed in its excellence. Paid for any thing injurious found in Ginger Tonic toper undertakes to eliminate the poison, Watery and Purulent Discharges f.om the Head The last heard, of "Billy Malt" was or for a failure to help or cure. ana Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly this year for the first time. and only asks that the consequences of PAYNE'S 10 Horse Spark-Arresting from Dubuque. This strange little old S anil $ 1 ie, at dealers In drag,. Large saving bin iur Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., lestore impaired 8mell, Taste and Hearing: KIDNEY-WORT (tbize S^ndfo Ureulai to Hucox Co 1*3 Wm.St.,*[ Y. the outrage be not aggravated by its repetition. It uses email inexpensive man makes a practice of visiting in relieve Headache, Break np Colds in the Head Portable Engine has cut 10.000 ft. of Michigan VVBSSSSBBBBBSSWBSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBS1 Strengthen the Voice and Ey Purify, i'.etrqlats But, if that plea remains un Practical and Analytical Chemists. Fine Board in 1 0 hours, burning slabs from tho never fails to bind every bund.o ami turn all the breweries in the United THE and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the GREAT CURE saw in eight foot lengths. heeded, it finally takes the form of the States. claims to have seen them Lowell, Mass. Is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, Head and Throat Price, CO cents. PENSIONS! for Soldiers Ihttlow* Parent* emphatic protest we call disease. For, all, from Maine to Texas and from the 2nd Children Any divttse. MOST DURABLE AND BEST DIAMOND SOLD S ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. even in its urgent manifestations, the reaction Lwound or injury entitles Mil Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean. is FINISHED MACHINE in the 'lions appropriated and working against a violation of Nature's v, RHEUMATISM- INVIGORATOR dependent entirety upon the chaiity of force doubled. Prompt work and homes made happy Fee market. health-law is a cry for peace, rather tho brewers, but fares well, as he has THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. Dr. Evory's Diamond InTlgorator is As it ia for all the painful itinrnnra of the than a petition for active assistance in, Any one who bays the become regarded by them as a bearer of a Perfec Blood Purifier. Appetiser and KIDNEY8,LIVER AND BOWELS. DEERINO TlnTeB ^C* MER1DEN, CONN. a all dues under new laws JS ^T*a?l\l the form of medication. "Accustom Nerve Tonle. It makes a deugbtiul. wholesome good luck. is the son of a discarded avoids every chance of trouble I cleanses the system of tho acrid poison tors.' Land Warranttr KK I sfilv I OVrocured, BINDER drink, which Invigorates, Purifies yourself in all your little pains and that causes the dreadful suffering which bought and sold. The"WORL.D fc 8Qs.P|EfV(weekly wealthy Bavarian brewer, is a man of Our 10 Horse We Guarantee to furnish, power or failure in the harvest and Strenetbena the enure system. paper) Sample copy free. Send (tamp for full Instructions, only tho victims Of Bheumatiam can realise. aches," says Dr. Jennings, "and also in to saw 8,000 feet of Hemlock boards in 10 hours. For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness. fine education, fluent in convei'sation blanks & bounty table. N.W. FITZCSRALD ft THOUSANDS OP CASES Our 15 Hone will cut 10,000 feet in same time. Torp Liver, Indigestion. Xenra gio and hheumaile Ynsion, Patent & LAP AV. Washington, D C your grave and more distressing affections, MANUFAOTIiaCD BY of the worst forms of this terrible disease and perfectly contented with the strange Our Engines are GUARANTIED AHections, Jaundice. Malaria, Flatulency,, William Deeving, to regard the movement concerned have beenquicklyrelieved, and in shorttime STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, life he leads. claims to be able to to furnish a horse-power on K.iusca. Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, less fuel and water than in them in a friendly aspectdesigned PERFECTLY CURED. it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. tell the location oi every brewery and any other Engine not fitted for the tending to the removal of a PRICE, $1. LIQUID OH DBY, SOLD BY DBTOGISTS. Ladles' Scissor* and Ink Erasers. Ask yoar Drusdst for tbeae Moused* the name of everv brewer in the United CHICAGO. with an Automatic Cut-Off. U- Dry can bo sent by mail. lea and take other: or will be sent. Co.<p>KIDNEY-WORT difficulty of. whose existence you were If you want a Stationary or States and Canada. Make all styles of WELLS. BXCHASDSON & Burlinjrton Vt, Free on receipt or price STEEL PENS. Portable Engine, Boiler, Circular before unaware, and which, if suffered Maaafsctmrer also ef Saw Mill, Shafting or ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. HIB Lsoring Liglt Etaper, Tie Dsering md VinktAddrer to remain and accumulate, might prove Pullies, either cast or Ifeddart's A Southern correspondent says that Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.. Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, the destruction of the house you live in ainrtrSeWTsiLssiirleifst when Jeff Davis indulges in his evercontroling We showcntofPatentAdjtutabUQuIUAcHonBeaerrolr ftn, r. a Bex S360. 104 John Street. Mew A ork. send for our illustrated Cata- TREATMENT TheAcmei"andirmiaaaiajaplegroa onreel|tofa and that, instead of its needing to be propensity to wave the tattered i?8"" tor information and prices. 'cured,' it is itself a curative operation JOTTUXi remains of the rebel flag at meetings B. W. PAYNE & SONS. Corning, N. Y., Box 846 tiro* KSWS for Boy* A4 Girls II and that what should be called disease certain cn^o for JJorvoi of Southern survivors, or any other withont ordering i I contains ,*ed-^!eB^1^ lies back of the symptoms which, in fact, DebiS'rty, Seminal Wea' ea S' 9Oiir vhole line of Fens will be sold by the trade. oossible opportunity, even the soldiers JVXKTIOX just fatentod Ut lasts* __ "TH E BEST 18 CHEAPEST." w^uMrasz la8 to all spnBcantsT uu S? ness, Impotence, etc. me are made for the express purpose of removing for Home use I B9**Pnco Listi furnished to dealers a applitals mis, THRF^HFRQMVJIU& at once hurrahed about his knees petutly xae Becipesused my practice for 25 Year about 175 pages, a Wurations. price* accurate I Fret and Scroll Sawing, Tunuiift the real disorder or difficulty." HmeFofUi I nnCOnCnO ciowrHilUn exclaim: "Oh, why can't he let ascriptions and \alnablo directions fo plsntuxr nd aa illustrated boon orfiO peen ehingfti!' 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