5 -T {^SSETTOT /i-^^: .0.~W** 5 NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13, 1883- WSrl PARSONS'-PILLS That Bad Boy. A Fifth Avenue Rag Picker. Joaquin Miller writes: A curious The grocery man asked the Bad Boy pshycological story was whispered in about the circumstances of a band serending THE BEST my ear last night at the Windsor Hotel his father, which was explained by one of the wealthy habitues of that as follows: A I W A home of American aristocrats. The "Don't let that get out, or pa will kill OF ALL singular facts are not yet public property, me dead. It was a joke. One of these l^iJW RICH BLOCKO, We continue to )THE( LINIMENTS MATJTTC J3E=-' but as I shall not give names I do Bohemian bands that goes about town Chicago&North-Western actasBolicitorsfor not see what harm can come of it, and I playing tunes for pennies, was over on patents, caveats, And will completely change the blood i the entire system I three months. Any per. trade-marks, copyrights, etc.,for take the responsibility of my utterances* the next street, and I told pa I guessed _^_ Railway is the son who will take 1 PHI each night from 1 1 2 weeks, may restored sound the United States, and to obtainpat. During the war, or a short time afterward, some of his friends who had heard we OLD ESTABL|SHgO SHORT LINE ents in Canada, England, France, health, i such a thing: possible. Foi caring: Female Complaints these Pills have a man, who it is positively asserted had a baby at the house, had hired a Germany, and all other countries. FOR MAN AND BEAST. !C% UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE equal. Physicians use them i their practice. Sold everywhere, sent mail for had been a rag-picker and actually band and was coming in a few minutes Thirty-six years' practice. No eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S JOHNSON & CO.. BOSTON, MASS. CHICAGO It fs the Great Thoroughfare from and to went about with a bag on his back and charge for examination of models or drawings. CROUP,* ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. serenade him and he better prepare For more than a thirdiof a century the or more than a tnirc or a century the GERMA N REMEO Advice by mail free. a hook in his hand, from barrel to barrel to make a speech. Pa is proud of being Mexican Mustang I*liilment hasbeen JOHNSON'S ANODYNE MNnttENT will instantanously Patents obtained through us are noticed in known to millions ull over the world as and from day to day, week in and a father at his age, and he thought relieve these terrible diseases, and wOl positirely the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has the only sate reliance for the relief of cure nine cases on of ten Information that will save And all point3 in Northern Illinois, Central, week out, suddenly became rich. No it was no more than right for the neighbors accidents and pain. It is a medicine the largest circulation, and is the most influential many lues sent free by mail., Don't delay a momen t, Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, one knew how lie got rich. But above pi ice and pi aise-the best of its to serenade him, and he went to newspaper of its kind published in the i Prevention is better th an cure. Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota,Jtakota, 1 JOHMSOsM'S ANODYNE LINIMENT ^fS 1 iiid. For every foim of external pain world. The advantages oi such a notice every bought a block of property Jiad built a loading himself for a speech, in the library, Manitoba, Central and CURES patentee understands. Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, MEXICAN Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, house on Fifth avenue. He sent his and me and my chum went out Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Xetiralgta, Ii fluenza, Sore Lungs, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough noopjD.Won, Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news* children abroad to be educated, kept a and told the leader of the band there Lumbago, Backache, Headache. Toothache, California, Oregon, Washington Territory, Chronic Khejnia'ism, Chronic Diarrhoea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Jnsease i paperispublishedWEEKIsTr at$3.20 a year, British Columbia, China, Japan, Spi-e ai'd Lame Back. Sold erywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S JOHNSON & Co., BOSTON, MASS. carriage, had a crest and coat-of-arms, was a family up there that wanted to SoreTliroat,8weIliiit.S|n-jiIn*,Ilru!e, andis admitted to be the best paper devoted MAKE HENS LAY" the Sandwich Islands, Australia, New ItiiniH. Scalds. Fi'ott Kite*, and of course denied vehemently all to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering have some music, and they didn't care An English Vetenna r, Surgeon and Chemist Zealand, and all principal points in the AND ALL OTHBIt UODIL1 PAINS A\l* ACHES. now tnveling in this countrj, says that most I works, and other departments of industrial knowledge of the rag-picker. It is safe for expense, so they quit blowing where Mustang Liniment i without a equalI NORTH. NORTHWEST and WEST. tld by Druggists and Dealers even where Fifty Centra bottl* of the Horbe and Cattle Powders sold here progress, published in any country. Single penetrates flesh and muscle to say that if any man had made that With its own lines it traverses North* Directions in 11 Langiit, are vionale^s trash. saj that Sheridan I they was and came right along. None copies by mail, 10 ce^nta. Sold by all news* the rery bonemaking the continuance Condition Powders are absolutely pure and ...._ THE CHARLES A VOUfcXKK CO. ern IIXINOIS, Central and Northern charge against him the man making it of them could understand English except pain tiiid inflammation impossible. dealers. immenseh aluable Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp bucce-ore ti A Y0UELi.Il & CO IliiUnior Mel. IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- Its eflfecls upon Human Flesh and ful to 1 pm food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. I S JOHNSON & Co., BOSTON, Mua would have had to pay heavily in damages. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* the leader, and he only understood GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DACO- the Brute nation are equally wonderful. TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations Kfic American, 261 Broadway, New York. 3nough to go and take a drink when he The Mexican MRS. LYDIA PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., that can be offered by any Haiwebook about patents mailed free. MUSTANG Well, the years swept by, the children is invited. My chum steered the band railroad. Its train service equals that pSel^BUTTErMJOLOR of any road their speed is as great as returned from abioad cultured, proud, up to our house ana got them to play comfort and safety will permit they beautiful with youth and hope and promise 'Babies on our Block,' and 'Baby make close connections in union depots at junction and terminal points with and, I ti ust, good enough at heart Mine,' and I stopped all the men who ?hk the leading railroads of the West and and strong enough in heart to feel no were going home and told them to wait Liniment i needed somebody in Gives Batter thesriltVedged color the year round. The largest Butter Buyers recommend It ujKi, Northwest, and offer to those that use ousan ds of Dalrytacn say I I S PERFECT. Used by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Intejfc every house. E\rydaybiing3newsct shame in any revelations that may fol them a minute and they would see some fun, fiationalDlnlomaatJI Dai ry Fai r. Askvourdruggistormerchant*oritorwritetoaskwhatItlB,wnjsi the agony a awful scftld bam SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY low. But now the father's concern and WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Proprietors. Bwrt so when the baud got through the second subdued, rheamatle martyrs 10- At CHICAGO ifc makes close connection stoicd, a \aliialle norse anxiety to keep his low calling concealed tune, and the Piussians weie emptying with all other railroads at that city. saved tho healir power this LINIMEN was redoubled. He began to the beer out of the horns, and pa stepped It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on tell all sorts of curious stories of "travel, all through trains, PARL OR CARS on its 'DEDiCBEESEEOS out on the porch, there was more nor a BIINING rincipal routes, and NORTH-WESTERN life in strange lands, a boyhood spent hundred people in front of the house. CARS on its COUNCIL BLUFFS li\ si\ 11 UU .3 A 1/11 11 lit ot.ll,x ItMbt/lbt in Paris, a familiarity with great men You'd a dide to see pa when he put his and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS maystin,in mo& ti ases, be patented by us. Being which speedily cures such ailments ef through day express trains. in foreign lands during these dreadful oppositethe S. '.itent Ofllce, and engaged I E hand in the breast of his coat, and If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations PATENT BUSINGS EXCLUSIVELY, can secure the HUMAN FLESH a days of rag-picking in New York city. struck an attitude. He looked like a M3r ESTABL SHED -VZM you will buy vour Tickets patentsiu lesi time than tho^e who are re Rheumatism. Swellings, StllT NINETY-EIGHT YEARiS by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE This preyed so upon his mind, so says congi-essman or a tramp. The band SB JtST UINCTV-EICHVEAfff mete fiora Washington and who must depend up. Joints* Contracted Muscles, Burns For the |WtraftHnMTonorHewPlan OTHER. on the ra.tilsin all transactions with the Patent my informant, who knew him intimately, and Scalds* Cuts* Bruises and was scared, cause they thought he was For rates for single or round trip For the MARKET GARDENER Office. Sprains, Poisonous Bites and that he became crazed. His children tickets and for full Information reS'orthwestl,partseotfo mad, and some of them were going to e'' modeJor sketch we inaks 1 When Inventors For tho PRIVATE FAMILY Stings, Stiffness* Lameneii, Old ard to al the West, North and began to observe that ho would get up run, thinking ho was going to throw seal chin the PateL i Jlhceand advise as to its pa. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, writ General Passenger "CrOWn Attreoluac on our own Farms teutubility FREEOfc't HARGE CoiresponJencecon. Sore Nipples* Caked Breast, and silently and go out of a night. He pieces of buck house at tliem, but my Agent, at Chicago, 111. fldeutial, prices low and N O CHARGE UNLESS indeed every form external disease. All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets *,TENT I S OBTA1H LD. would come home stealthily at dawn, W Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O ALL. chum and the leader kept them. Then I heals -without scars. by this Line. A Weielerto Hon.P. stmastei General M.Key, and they would hear strange noises up pa sailed in. He commenced, 'Fellow For the BHUTE CREATION it cures MERCHANTS, SENIU S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE I,I.sT. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, ev. Powder, I lO&cialsin theU. S Patent Sprains, Swinny, StllT Joints, in the garret. He grew thin as a ghost. DAVID LdDRETH&SONS,SEED GROWERS, PHILADELPHIA Citizens,'and then went way back to Gen. Sup t. 2 Vice I'res and Gen Manage* Office, and especially toour clients e^eiy State Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Bis* s- One nightand only a few nights ago maaa Adam and Eve, and worked up to the W STENNETT, of the Union and in .nada Poi special referen eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, ces, teims,advice, & Address Gun. Pasb Ajjt, Chicago SaIo Hllow Horn, Scratches, Windlls, a policeman saw a man with a white present day, giving a history of the A 'iiiowiCo. Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone. shirt and diamond studs that glistened notable people v\ ho had acquired children, Opposite Pi*- Tit pfhi With Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S Sawing Made Easy. in the gas-light poking in an ash barrel the Sight and every other ailment and kept the crowd interested. KllNNAP0LIS&ST.LGuiS which the occupants the with a rag-picker's hook in his hand I felt sorry for pa, cause I know how he VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Stable and Stock Yard are liable. and a great well-filled bag on his back. AMU TUB would feel when lie came to find out he The Hew Improved The Mexican Mustang X.inln3nt "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." always cures and never disappoints These he dropped and ran as the officer months. A ny person ho will take ONE PILt MONARCH LIGHTNING had been sold. The Bohemians in the I a Positive Cure and it is, positively, thre looked at him supioiousl\. But being band that couldn't understand English, THE BEST for all those Painful Complaints 4 WMtawM ySS,e15,t4lR5Jte I the cheapest and but. commo toour beat female population. pursued and captuied ho gave his name Bo^M WArteJlSSJjyi they looked at each other, and wondeied w?^^. boy sixte en years old 1 A^H Itviilciire entirely the worst fo rm of Female Complaints, and address, was taken home, and is what it was all about, and finally SjACH NIGHT FKOM ONETO TWELVE WEEKS, may be restored to aoun/hfalth. if inch a thing upoiaible. can saw IOSSJAMI and ea$v Jfor curing Female Complaints these Pills have no eqaal Physicians us, them their practice. Sold verywher*. all ovarian troubles, Mammatlon and Ulcera Bent on test trial. Sent] OF ALL now in a private asylum for the insane. pa wound up by stating that it was or sent by mail for as cents in stamps. Send for pamphlet. 1.8. JOHN80N & CO 7 Boston, Mass. postal for mnitrated Oatalopni containing testtoqn. Mon, railing and Displacements, and the consequent LINIMENTS fall and full particular* jTaiftrraTWjUrrEB. Theory I have no theory about it. every citizen's duty to own children of Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the TJgiisliifasy B.l Ot. ySB*mlp gt^flsslitafo. I have been trying to dismiss the whole tl.ango of Life. his own, and then he invited the band \n I IUIIMI nun 'urcreon and Chemist, now It will dissolve and expel tumo rs from the uterus In thing from my mind, but it haunts me aud the crowd in to take some refreshments. tratclini. in tl i out tr i thai most of the tn enily stage of development. Th tendency to cancel iiorNk. ami MIL I o\\ ol litre are wort hier 1 and so I have written it down and divided Well, you ought to have seen trash lie i\ .ti it Sheridan 's Conditi on ous humors there Is checked ve ry speedily by Its use. .i ii i i I'owi'ii- ire nil oluttl, pure and mitnenseiv it up by piece-meal with my readers that band come in the house. They fell It I einoves faintness, flatulency, destroysaU cravi ng ^aluabli Inn on nth will in ite IK ns lay like Sheridan'- C' i dilion I'mv.i. Dose. 1 tcaspoonfu'l JNBJMSIM i FOB KAN OB BEAST. to get rid ot it. But is it not just over each other getting in, and the for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. tolpmtfool sold e\crj where orsuitby mail for8 itttti-sl imp- i i\ A BOSTO N. MAS* yunt-t It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, possible that this poor man found his crowd went home, leaving pa and my Well, General Debility* Sleeplessness, Depression awUndl. Eat9 money in an ash-barrcl, where it had chum and me and the band. ^=aa f?vo .to pmioiif cf of tho gestlon. been hidden, stolen, or lost by some government lh S. I should smile. They just reached for i Mt 1 Otfcd 1 HL"ft.StuI 1 lst~ That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight HyVecetable and Flower Seed CMUIOSTM fit* VihilitiJ, wrriiirr'i "if ice in wit/iiii & officer, perhaps during the things and talked Bohemian. Diink? *c/* lssa will be sent FREE to all who apply Customers of "'it/, bent and backache. Is always permanently cured by Its use -f.riJ i.^y it'ertKn' car.. 1 t.. t*r last season need not write for it All seed sent from my flush times toward the close of the war, O, no. I guess they didn't pour it 11 ill"at all times and under allcircumstances act In ,la(u*.t l'fvluTie/Ws*. IrJ oi.m.Uitis establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, SIOO PRE8ENTI harmony wi th the laws that gove rn the female system. ^JoVe=s D*. WAilB & O Uu.birnq, P^o. so far, that should it prove otherwise, I agree to refill the and so was unable to get his mind away down. Pa ope ued a dozen bottles of order gratis My collection of vegetable seed is one of For th cure of Kidney Complaints either sex this trom the trash of the streets? I do not champagne, and they fairly bathed in it, the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, For a machine that will Compound is unsurpassed. and a large part of it is of my own growing A know. Tae gaiiet of the fine house, it as though thev had a lue inside. Pa BaTsr us Fast and Easy original Introducer of Early Ohio and Barkaak LYDIA E PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM* Potatoes. Varblchcad Early Cor n, the HabWrd is said, was found packed full of old tried to talk with them about the baby, as this one* POUND Is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. ELASTIC TEUS8 HquuHh, Mnrblchead Cabbage, Pblaney's Melon, Lynn, Mass. Price Si bottles for $6. Bent by matt but they couldn't undci stand, and finally and a score of,other new Vegetables. I invite the patronige of the public In the gardens and on the farms of HaiaP In the fo rm of pills, also i the form of lozenges, om they got full and started out, and the -*-4-* those who plant my seed will be found my best advertise fa cap* receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkhasa ment James Cregory* MarblOiead. Mass. .i ,BaWJS"*"M**a,oa,'a*wthtbwkebacwhil,rbodyprMethrapfooth*nn BallT leader asked pa for three dollais, aud Chances at Poker. freoly answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamp hlet. Position that broke him up. Pa told the leader 1 It A veteran gamester has figured out Address as above. Mention (Ms fojMT. he supposed the gentlemen who had got the possibilities ot poker. He makes With thoriacw. With lsrh* Western Wheel Scraper Co. This 13 ttia Kin? cf Saw Machines. Z| Ho family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAVt up the serenade had paid for the music, the chances of drawing a pair on a three layud night, and a radical cure certain. Illi CUT,, 0doiabb LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biUonlHaesa, savers a 2 foot log in a minutes. IBi cheap. 8M* by matt. Clrcnlan frae. and the leader pointed to me and said I card draw 1 to 8 tor a triplet, for another an* torpidity of the liver. 26 cents per boi t 20,000 in use. Tho cheapest machine Sold by all lruggit vg 86LEST0N TBUSS CO.. Chics*, I was the gentleman that got it up. Pa pair the same, for a full hand 1 to 61, made, and fully 'warranted. Circular fires* MANUFACTURERS Of TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers. and for four of a kind 1 to 3G4. The paid him, but he had a wicked look in Ctilted States Manufacturing Co., Chicago* 111. chances of improvement are thus a little FREE] his eye, and me and my chum lit out, -will mail a copy more than 1 to 5. If vou go in on a and the Bohemians came down the 1 1* my New BCOK, pair of jacks three players are against street bilin' full, with their horns on 'MEDICAL COMMONSENSE," Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. you, which is the average with six players, their arms, and they were talking Bohemian FREE, to any pers on who willsi__^^^^^^ the average chances are that you send bis name and post-office address, anduxcentf for all that was out. They The abore is a correct map of the ini stamps to pay postage. i are playing against one better hand and ALBERT LEA ROUTE, stopped in front of a vacant house and To any one suffering with CONSUMPTION*. Their Double Bottomed* All Steel two poorer ones When you have aces began to play, but you couldn't tell and ita immediate connections Through Tiair.s ii) or BRONCHITIS, the informati on in thTsBooV is you have in all probability the best Drag Scrapers A. Railroad fc Town* From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO. of great valuean it may in the providen ce ot! God. what tune it was, they were so full, and it Save Tnany usef ul liv es Addres s, hand. Tne mathematical expectation Ship Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. a policeman came along and drove without change, connecting with alt lines DB.K.B. WOLFE, 140 Sssltli Bt..llMati.O* to of a flush when -\ou thaw to four cards them home. I guess I will sleep at the EAST and SOUTHEAST. on? of a suit is 1 to 5 2-9. A straight flush PATENTS livery stable to-night, cause pa is oftul The only line running Tin ough rs bctw ee is obtainable once in 300,000 deals. To unreasonable when anv thing costs him MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. get it pat takes twice as long. Through Trains bet* eon three dollars, besides the champagne." MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUiS, Satisfaction Guaranteed. .^-i i Peck's Sun. onnecting in Uni on Depot for ill Points South ind ourliwest. Close connections nsidcwith &t A. fflDaGECEHBCEQ! and S ft Duluth Eailroads, from and to ad Send for CATALOGUES to Euglish Gram vs. Amaricaa Meat. u. mints 'Vorth and North West. Tapering Off. ItHttKMRKIt! PULLVAN PATAfTf SlFIl'Ivf WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. It is uuiveisallj the belief that moat is "A on all night Trains, lluough Ti UCN I I O 1I "I don't feel well, doctor," explained 1 check ed to destination Fo time tibl es 1 itt more expen&ive than a vegetable diet CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT the tall man, who looked a little pale. The only known tpeciflc for Epileptic Fits.- a e, etc tall upon nenrest Ticket A^e it, 01 uilu yet a lecent English wntei oives extended "CLARK JOHNSON'S JOSTAISO for Spasms and Falling Sickness.-* s. r. KOYI. "I think something's gone wrong with figmea showing the comparative Nervous Weakness quickly relieved and cured. Send a rough sketch or (if you enn) a model of your my innards or my head." Cea'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. Equalled by none delirium of fever."3& invention to OKOKUi: LK910N, Washing, value of a given surface for production "I guess it's only the Spring fever," ton, a and Preliminary Examination PEOP LE WHO LI VE JGSrNeutralizes germs of disease and sickness. of human food, when devoted to grain will be made of all United States patents of the smiled the doctor. 'I don't think there's Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. growing, as compaicd to alike surface same class of inventions and you will be advised Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. much out of the way with you. Where whether or not a patent can be obtained. along the line i and ne ai to the old ST. PAUL devoted to the production ot meat. The Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds.""* FOR THIS PRELIMINARY EXAMINA- do you feel badly?" SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and lis vanous Indian Blood, Syrup dl(i^o,^t.(t\ul,t M*w- ASpPermanently and promptly cures paralysis. essay ist referred to reasons that each TION N O CHARGE I S MADE. Branch Lines, now a parof the What will a Patent Cost? "In my stomick," replied the tall Yes, It is a charming and healthful Aperient. acre devoted to growing butchers' meat man, somewhat reassured by the doctor's Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. will produce fifty pounds, and that, allowing Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, Changes bad breath to good, removing caubc. manner. "And I'm pretty nervous. If you are id vispd that your in\ ention Is patentable, three pounds to each person, the F^s?~Routs biliousness and clears complexion. Have been ever since I come send S2 to p.ij Go\ ernment application fee Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloed, Charming resolvent and matchless laxative.-* acreage named would feed 2.172,908 of 13 and S 3 toi the drawings required by the East." Government Tinis paj able lien application is It drives Sick Headache like the wind.-* persons. This is on the supposition that Millions testily to its effioaoy in healing Absolutely Pure. made, and is all of the expense unless a patent is al "Where do you belong?" asked the (^"Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates. the population would make up the deficiency lowed When allowed, the at tornej 'sf ep (929) antt Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.-* know that thisis the shot and quick Line to ill the above named diseases, and pronounce doctor, examining the patient's tongue. the finalGoverniAent fie (20) is payable. Thus with other food, as they could points in Centeal .md Western Missouu to all Restores life-giving properties to the blood.*"* you know beforehand, fur nolkmg.whether you are "I come from Mountana," saidthe points 111 Kansas, Nebj ika, Coloi.ulo Te\is, going to get a patent or not and no attorney's fee it to be the not subsist on meat alone. It is said Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders.** .-*)& tall man. Californi a, An/ona, New and Old Mexico, and is charged unless you do get a 1'atent A attorney {^"Reliable when all opiates fall.-* Canadian boatmen and the Esquimaux whose fee depends on his faiiccess in obtaining a hat this is the Ouh/ Cine hclwer.t JUt inesoln BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. "Do you smoke?" Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. Patent will not advi&e thj,t our invention is atvd the South West, consume six to eight pounds each dav Cures dyspepsia or money refunded.** patentable, unless it re illy is patentable, so far as "I was a powerful smoker, but they TIIROZJGH 7 GJIKAT CITIES Quaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. when deprived of other food. It is his best judgment aid determining the questionhence TRAD E MAEK (^"Endorsed in writing by over fifty thousand told me to quit, and so I knocked off a you can rtly on thendvisegi\ aft er argued that each acre devoted to grain leading physicians in U. S. and Europe.-* a preliminary examination i hud Itoalgn Pat* ITAGENTS WANTED.il month ago." Leading clergymen in IT. S. and Europe.** of thepopalous Missouri Valley, name)} ents and the KlKti'a(iii Isabels, Trade raising will produce 1,420 lbs. per acre, "Drink?" Marks and He-iautssecured Caveats pre. Diseases of the blood own it a conqueror.-* Sioux City, Council Bl-tff, Onvh*. Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt,NewYork City. Druggists sell it which, at two pounds per day to each pared and filed. Applications in revivor of St. Joseph .ltchiion,jLtaventcortltanii i For sale by all leading druggists. $1.50."* "I think that's where the trouble is. tee ted, Abn.ittioned.or Forfeited Cases made person, would sustain a population of Fauna* City. Very oft en valuable inventions are saved In these I was well onto that habit, but the doctor The St. Paul fc Sioux Citi Raili oad, now known For testimonials and circulars send stamp. 92,702,896. Thus he reasons that upon classes of cases I you lia undertaken to secure tolk me I'd got to give it up, and the Wsiter itivixion i the Chicago, S your own patent and failed, a skillful handling of The Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Co., Props.. a grain diet, leaving meat out of the Paul, Minneapolis & Om.ih-i Lino, Is also the S/ior thecase may lead tosuccess. Send a written request I've been breaking off gradually." NNSYLYANIAI QUAKER CIT.Y addressed to the Commissioner of Patents question, the land will produce enough and lltrect L(ne from Cential and Western St (ig) -TosepU., 3*Co. that he recognizeGKOUOE K. LvMON.ot Washington, "Couldn't you give it up all at onceP" nesota, Westen. Iowa, Dakota. Nebi ,.sk 1 and food for their own people. The wish D.C as your attorney in the case, giving the South-West to asked the doctor, gravel v. Ayer's tit le the invention and about the date of filing ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS may, in a degree, be father to the 1383 LawnMowers your application elimination and report will "They told me I'd bettor not. Said thought in the case. He argues that the cost you nothing. Searches made fortitletoinventons, it might kill me, so I've been taperinooff, fihromptlnl i fact any information relating to Patents remedy for over-production is food reform, and^the entne North and Noith-West, ard to the furnished Copi es of Patents mailed at Hair Vigor, aud I think I am tailoring too fast! Lumber Districts i Noithern Wisconsin. and brings in the oft-repeated reguar Government :ates, (23c. each.) It I drank more it would be better for Jit St. Irtii/counectionsaro mide with Mie member this office has been in successful operation Will Run More Easily, ^S^^ 81110388 Sll OUUSTS statement of Dr. Hunter that forty-four since 1865 and you therefoie reap thp benefits of Miatiem iiivMou i the Chicago, S Paul, Min me Cut Longer Grass. ^^fciw experience, besides reference can be given to actual men could be sustained on 100 acres devoted neapolis&Omaralme, fo i Northern and C'ctral Atirt An clients in almost everv county in the S. Cut More Smoothly, "How much do you drink now?" Wisnonsin, and .01 Chicago and nil points last GEOa.i E.a LEMONr to sheep raising, 53 on a dairy Pamphlet reltng to Ptents fr ee upon equest. pas and the 1 uniting of ti ains is so a i 1 anged i Less Liable to Obstruction. ^^BL. TU BEST "Yesterday I had a quart of vitriol FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS farm 250 on a farm devoted to wheat, sengers from the Wsstetti Division of tin ht^. Require Less Repairs, and to-day I've stowed about a pint of 615 15th St., WASHINGTON, v.an have from one one and one halt hours aee and 683 on a farm devoted to potatoes. NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. Attorney-at-T.aw and Solicitor Ameri* prussic acid. Perhaps I ought to take More Easily Adjusted. teud to mess in St. Paul if desired. We imagine that the 683 on potatoes can and Foreign Patents* When yon g-o South 01 South West be sure to more'" And the Most Durable, would hardly have strength enough to to ovei this Line through the *eien liig- V,ilU IT is a most agreeable dressing, -which "Great heaven, man, what do you IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. and when you go uoith, east or northwest, go dig and eat the potatoes after they were through St. anl the tire at Railroad i take that for?" demanded the almost is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving EVERY MOWER WARRANTFD. grown. the greatNorthwest PARKER'S petrified doctor. the hair. It restores, with the SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. Two pupsenger tiains daily, St. Paul to Chicag The British farmer, it is claimed, has 'Why, you sec, I'm tapering off from through khoy and Ma-'ison, v.ithpullmin Pala LLOYD, SUPPLEE AWALTON gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, HAIR been mainly driven from grain into cattle Sleeping Cars or ench train. Mountana whisky, and them was the BALSAM. light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep growing by the extensive shipments THROUGH TICKETS PHILADELPHIA, PA. lightest I could find. What'd you ex to England of foreign grain and now black, as may be desired. By its use thin pect a miu to take, poison?" A perfect dress" foreign meats are pressing upon them, hair is thickened, and baldness often tag, elegantly per- thia route are on vile i all princip il stations And when he went away he wasn't and it really looks, taking^ the essayist's fumed and harm- sine and buy a tlnough ticket a they are gen. though not always cured. It checks falling halt as nervous as the doctor he left behind SIBLEY'SgEEDS less. Removes eially cheapei. but if you cannot get the ti,keth figures as a basis, as if jEnglish acres him. dandruff, restores of the hair immediately, and causes anew jou desneor the'ifciinition wante I aboutiates devoted to cattle and sheep growing natural color and connection*, &c at your home st'lion, write to growth in all cases where the glands are prevents baldness the undersigned, and your letter will leceive would leave their population more dependent Emma AbDoibs urecientials. SO rents and i prompattention W I'EASDALL, not decayed while to brashy, weak, or than ever upon the grains and he* et drugguts. There now exists no good and sufficient BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are P.B CLARKE. ieneial Agent, otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality meats of other countiies. The English TUWSKK Of ALL PLANTS, for AT.I- CROPh, for AIL CHJMATE* reason why Emma Abbott should a certain cure for all diseases Gen. Traflic ina?.ti St Paul Minn AU are tested, only the best Bent out people are fully aware of this, and it is and strength, and renders it pliable. not hope to achieve success and shekels requiring a complete tonic especially Grain and Farm Heed Manual HlHtory and best methods I COLOGHE. reasoned that the British farmer and of culture of Grains, Boot Crops, Grasses, Fodder Crops, Tr 'OH&HEALY as a public singer. She may not always Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* SEEDS. PlantUlfr, etc only lOctH. Annual Catalogue and Price Lift of pQQg feeder will continually, in the future, The VIGOR cleanses the scalp, cures and several thousand varieties, FREE. be indorsed by press and pulpit, but mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, An exquisitely fra- HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAGO,III. Rochester.N.Y, encounter very strong competition from SIMM'S SEEDS State & f.'onroe Sts..Chicago. prevents the formation of dandruff and, grant peitume with she has made a conquest of three West lioss of Strength, Lack of Energy, exceptionally lasting our cheaply-grown meats. They argue i 1 11 nri-inM to nny address their etc. Enriches the blood, strength* end coquettes, and that settles it. by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing properties. BAND CATALOGUE, I very strongly that the real food value of I 95 and 75 cents. ens tho muscles, and gives new Three pairs of them went up on a properties, it heals most if not all of the fur \SbS, .m p.ii.e_. ^10 kngraviiigt I PARKER'S DIAMOND cereals is enormously greater with them of ln-truiiKuU, Suits, Caps, Belts, life to the nerves. Acts like Michigan avenue car Friday night, and humors and diseases peculiar to the-scalp, l\imi.oii, I pan Ms, Cap-Lamps, GINGERTONIC than the best yield that can be obtained SUciU Drum Major'* Staffs, and charm on the digestive organs, while the gentlemen withheld their approval, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under Hats, Sundry Hand Outfits, Repairing CATARRH through stock growing. It is claimed removing all dyspeptic symptoms^ Miterlafe, n!-o includes Instruction and Kxerases or else it was inaudible, the which conditions diseases of the scalp and Tor Ainileur Bands, and Cataiottae' also that the production of stock is such as tasting the food, Belching ladies spoke very encouraging words of *fCboicBr-- Mutfe, AnInvigoratiniMedicine that Never Intoxicates btrictly limited, while through a better hair are impossible. Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn REMEDY, "A tunia wmmiisuic the cantatrice. system of farming, applied vv ith care to FOR PRESKRVItf Q, RESTORING AND HO The only Iron Preparation This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, "Don't she sing splcndid?"exclaimed As a Dressing for Ladies' Hair [Beautlfr Inc tke CoampIcxio. Mandrake, Stillingia, and many other of the best the production of grains and vegetables that will not blacken the teeth or A Rusovmo SimBoay, TAM( Faicaxa*, No. 1, as she sat down three times in A Positive Cure for Catarrh ot nit vegetable remedies know n, cures all disorders of is now made for the fourth year and Plana*, SiiLOWNu*. BLOTCHI*. AC. these articles could be considerably added give headache. Sold by all Druggists kinds. It la luntantaiieou in feflVtt OPINIONS OF N0TE LADItS. The VIGOR is incomparable. It is colorless, the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys a nd lungs, & is rapid succession. MrTTAItii the Terr fcertprepenttonftn bas a record of unqualified success. ana Permanent in Itenult. Cures at. to. The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Use*. at $1.00 a bottle. thefsMthUIcTeruMd.lnow UMBO other "Yes, indeed," responded No. 2, who contains neither oil nor dye, and will stags, of the disease. Has cured ca&ts so ttrr1M CLARA LOCISE KKLL00O-lt(lTMiu It was the first made and has been If you are suffering from Fema le Complaints, It is claimed also that the poor, patterning pkararetoaddm/Mine tetheUitoftboM that bunes caue from the nose. had pulled up the left sleeve of her dress GROWN CHEMICAL. CO. not soil white cambric. It imparts an bo recommend jour "LlauH Pearl," and Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, after their wealthy neighbors, brought to perfection while competing eiprets the utiebetlea it afforded tne Dr. Evorj' Diamond Catarrh I-'em- age or any disease or infirmity, take Parker's and was dragging a Bernhardt glove up Baltiir ~Sd. TheUQUIOPEARLhutieeniwelTedbj agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an edy is mild and pleasant, a/lording immtJIaio spend their money for the more expensive Ginger Tonic. I twill strengthen brain and cdy the ladle*of alleonntriei erttbnhe highest andimitating machines have been towards her elbow. "She can't sing as Heller and promptcare in all casesot C'atiirru. .aiarke of anpreeletion Oalj 60 cum a OLC tuat all Iron Bitters are made by BBOWH CBEWCAI and give you new life and vigor, meats, whereas formerly they ate article for the toilet it is economical ayd Bra, soli bj all Druggist* Perfumer*. Influenza, Ha Fever, Brouctmia. Go aud have or.ased red lines and trade mark on wrapper. made for only one or two & high as I can, but I like her last gamut lOO DOLLARS ClUMPUHftCO ,Paor*.,Borr*u, BEWARE O? IM!TAT'3NS. but very little meatvery little even of It will remove Polypns and effectually enm Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic unsurpassed in its excellence. awful." and some of them aro ad, Watery and Puralent Discharges fiom tliu IleaU or for a failure to help or cure. the cheapestand that if they would and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath perfectly PAYNE'S 10 Hors Spark-Arrastlng "No, nor her voice ain't as strong as 50c and t dealers In dnigr. laree saving Inning this year for the first time. depend more upon '-the kindly fruits of Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., 1 Six*. Send for circuit! toHiacox A Co, 163 Wm St, N V. restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing: Portable Engine has cut 10,000 ft, of Michigan yours, but its timber is just lovely. It uses small inexpensive iVW**sWHM*VBVM the earth" it would be full as well for relieve Headache. Break up Colds in the Head TJ*i*ii.M Pine Beard in 10 hours, burning elabs from the a Practical and Analytical Chemists. Don't I wish I was her," chimed in Strengthen the Voice and Ky^s Purify, Kegniate saw In eightfoot lengths. them, and much cheaper. But we suspect never fails to bind every buno... .^n end Render Clear and Active every Organ of tbtj No. 3. Lowell, Mass. that the poor people having got a PENSIONSl-wounChildrenTtuwanddisease*, Head and Throat Price, 0 cents. is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, I for Soldiers Parent "Wish you was her!" echoed No. 1, taste of good American grown meat, and and Any DIAMOND for all diseases of tha K-dncys r,-.H SOLD ALL DRUGGISTS EVERTWHEBS. MOST DURABLE AND BEST or injury entitles Mil disdainfully. "How you'd look walking finding it "toothsome," notwithstanding ions appropriated work FINISHED MACHINE in the t**eaem S S tA E* ss*esn around in your "sleep with them ing force doubled. Prompt work and homes made happy Fe the vigorous efforts through libelous INVIGORATOR. |io Apply now. WldOWS, re-mamed, now entitled during arms!" market. I ha a specific actiot. oi tins moot 12 pcrtr.nt statements to place it in the background, widowhood. Great auccess in INCREASE cases BOUNTY THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. and Back Pay and Discharges ptoaaeaTIfiinrttrs entitled to organ, enabling it throw cfl tnrr^c.ijr m." Dr. Evory Diamond Iuvlgorator Is "I'm thankful my arms don't look will quite suiely clamor for more, because Any one who buys the DEERIKO allduesundernewlaws.Q Jft ejj^MftCfctInvan. a Perfect Blood Purifier* Appetiser and inactio n, btu-iaUttajr. the health/ score ^IOJ. of MERIDEN, CONN. like a big Dutch sausage!" snapped out they find it agreeable to the taste, tors. Land Warrants I Bll I V'ocure d. Nerve Tonic. It makes a deligutlul, whole avoids every chance of trouble tJio Brie, UE.ii by keeping tl_c b^-.xL. 1 WORLD & SOLDI ER."(weekly BINDER bought and sold. Tbe Our 10 Hone We Guarantee to tarnish power No. 3. some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies and satisfying and when it comes to doing conditio n, oEsox^g t.- regular c^ch-r^c. paper). Sample copy free. Send stamp for full instructions, or failure in the harvest. to saw 8,000 feet Hemlock boards in 10 hours. and Strengthens the entire s)8iem. hard labor they, of course, find that, blanks & bountytable. N W FITZCSRALO & CO* And then the other passengers got off RJS^? "HZ-ifX lJtyouero3iil-e..rro3i Our 15 Hone will cut 10,000 feet in same time. For General Debility. Dyspepsia. Biliousness, Pension, Patent & Lan Att'ys. Washington* D while bread and potatoes, constitute and waited for the next car. Torp Liver, Indigestion, Kenraigio and Kueumatic MANUFACTURED BY Oar Engines are GUARANTEE* a re biliou, dycpo rt.o, 01 \J 1 ^cA, K. to furnish a horse-power on Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency pretty good dietespecially good for William Deexing, Wort will si rsly rcLv i STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, less fuel and water than Kausea, Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, I tb- Sui_j toc'^j tt Idlingstill the well-fatted flesh of the any other Engine not fitted it Is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. one sbc "it ^o a U101 ou 'i a The Detroit Free Press relates that a beast of the field is quite necessary to with an Automatic Cut-Off. Ask your Drucoist for these Kennedies CHICAGO. ^Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. colored man was hanging around one of If you want a Stationary or make one strong in battle, whether the and take no others or 'will he tent Portable Engine, Boiler, Circular Make all stylet the Detroit opera houses when a o-entlemansaid Free on receipt price. battle be in the harvest field with sickle EJCJS STEEL PENS. najinfactarcr olso cf w&ma Saw Mill, Shafting or to him: "Why don'tyougoin? HieEeering light Reaper, The Besriiig and -.Descriptive Pamphlets Free. in hand, or a carbine and knapsack over Pullies, either castor Meddart'a ^Addrer" Dr. Erory's Diamond Remedies Co. Under the Civil Rights bill you can take Patent Wrought Iron Pulley, the burning sands of Egypt. We conclude Uowos. and Ths Laaider RB^er:*. P. O. Bex 8300. 104 John Street. New York. send for our illustrated CataJogue, a seat in the parquet circle." "Yes, sahI We ehowcutof Aomer,'sndirmmailfamplegTossonreei]titgfPea, PatentAdjuttableQuillActionBeterfolr from all this that no sophistry OME TREATMENT. StV for information and prices. The knows all 'bout that, sah," was the will change the taste ot the English S. W. PAYNE & B0N8, Corning, N. Y.. Box 816 JO reply. "Under de Cibil Rights bill I ken working and middle classes back to potatoes, YFUL Sews for Boys and Girt* A. certain cure/or Nervous take any seat in de house, but under de Young and OKI! 1 A IiEW Ut. after having had a few good till" ^^_ Debility, Seminal Weak- VUmOX ju,t patented rLiT _I rass to applicants, anatoeus- atrrOar whole line of Pens wfll be sold by the ttads. present strain on my finances I couldn't "THI BIST IS CHEAPEST." of American high-grade, well-fatted [for Home use! tottenoflsstyesrwltbmitotasiWit Itcontsins 3-Prioe Liitt farnithsd to desists as wucaUam iaiHRESHERSSl, buy two shingles if hull opera houses war about 17S page s, aoamrutratlong, priees, accurate 'meat.United States Economist. I and Scroll Eawiaj, Turnmt, descriptions and valuable directions for planting andra illus*S*tedbook o/tfpag^gMnTRaft? eellm' for 10 cents apiece, sah?" I Boring, Drilbng,(Jrmuin 1 olUlunu s^txz^&ssttss&ss: Cheapest Bibles^^g^l* WOO varieties of Vegetable and Flower SeecU, I Scr ew Cuttin g. 5 to iSO. Plant s, Fruit Trees, etc. Invaluab le all, espec lslly to Market Gardeners. Bend for it! Send cvnta icr 1 O page*. cuowy, Uw*V D. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT MICH. taiw. Bath Tenteu Hew Teeftuwat AQrifK Itfi fTPIs $&zJ&t?J& L=~ 'tefZ Uaft- itftiT^M'Wnriri'-'