1883%v^.,-^-i^-^,-.-" NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, Western Wheel. Scraper Co. Cheapest Biblesf^^^f.'T.'r.*^ THE GREATGERMAN lllattrsUoMjJW extra fratarn. American Society. HeOouldTalk. Beta Venloaa Kcw Tntaant REMEDY Vorshee dc McMackin, Cincinnati.C American society, as now carried on, This is pretty lively weather we are JHE BEST FOR PAIN. -MANUFACTURERS Of is maintained solely for the benefit of John If. iiehkizt & ?Ia*iona having," said a battered specimen of TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers. young girls, and is generally little better The leading bents' Furnishing House humanity, lounging into the political than a marriage mart. "The parents editor's room and falling into a chair. OF ALL of the Northwest. launch their offspring as well as possible, Believes and cores "It is what we .might call downright LINIMENTS j^V 155 EAST THIBU ST., ST PAUL RHEUMATISM, and display their wares to the Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. told stand) Bmttms JPrimers. winter." S greatest advantage, but the business of Neuralgia, Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers. "Yes," said the editor not looking up the market is carried on chiefly by the from his writing. Sciatica, Lumbago, young girls themselves, instead of by Their Double Bottomed, Ail steel 'Seems to me an iceberg must have BACKACHE, their mothers as in England and Europe. Drag Scrapers Railroad A TownPlow floated down near our coast," said the HEADACHE, T00TBACHB, FOB HAN A ND BEAST. There is no special objection to BEATS ALL OTHKRS. battered party, pulling his coat together SORE IHROAT, this method of transacting the business, and turning up his color. "I tell you For more than a third of a century the Ha* been i constant QUINSY, SWELLINGS. but it is preposterous that young girls Mexican Mustang Liniment has been this is the sort of weather to season a SPRAINS, and their affairs should overshadow and known tQ millions ull over the world as use by the public man for a trip to the North Pole,havinit but Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, the only safe reliance for the relief of to what we are shut out everything and everybody else. nothin1 ain't accidents and pain. I is a medicine or over twenty years, FROSTBITES, The result of this absorption in one class Satisfaction Guaranteed. above price and praisethe nest fits down in Boston." INVENTIONS l.IATHAVE BEEN REJECTE) BURNS, SCALDS, fc Ind. For every foi in of external pain and one pursuit is that American society and is the best preparation may still, in most rases, be patented by us. Being "No," said the editor, absently, as his And all other bodily ache* MEXICAN is often insufferably dull and flat. It is oppositethe U. S. 'atent Office, and engaged it and pains. Send for CATALOGUES to pen flew over the paper before him. ever invented for RESTOR- PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure made up too exclusively of ignorant FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. "Now, in Boston, its pretty cold right patents in less time than thoje who are re. WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO., Mi Pleasant Iowa. ING GRAY HAIR O ITS girls and their attendant boys. Half the Sold by all Druggists and mete from Washington and who mast depend up. along, but when you want to strike the Assayer Dealers Directions in 11 on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent education of a cultivated and attractive YOUTHFUL COLOR AND every day below zero racket you have languages. Office. and woman is of course that which is derived PENNSYLVANIA! QUAKE CITY Mustang Liniment is without an equal. The Charles Vogeler Co. to drop in upon Canada. That's where WhenlnventorsseadmodeJor sketeh we Tank* I penetrates flesh and muscle LIFE. Ohemist from society and from the world (Sumuon to A YOOELEB CO searchinthePateiii Office and advise as to its patentability you strike it lively for cold weather. the eery honemaking the continu i-RVEOir 1 HARO E. CorresponJencecon. and yet American society is almost Baltimore, StoU, U. 8. A of Mass. ance of pain and inflammation impossible. Why, I've seen horses stuck fast in the I supplies the natural LawnMowers fldeuti.il, prices low and NO CHARGE UNLESS It effects upon Human Flesh and wholly given up to the business of entertaining I 1883 and *TENT 13 OBTAiB ED. street every hoof frozen to the ground, food and color to the hair tho Brute Creation are equally woudeiful. and marrying those who are We refer to Hon. P. stmaster General M. Key, staining the The Mexican and they just had to jump in and thaw 9 leading glands without MUSTANG Rev. F. Powder, 11 officials in the U. S. Patent necessarily wholly destitute of such an them out before any travel could be done UBS. LYDI* P1NKHAM, Of LYNN, MASS., skin. I will increase and Office, and especially So our clients in every State Physi- education. Another effect of the prevalence Surpass all otbers Will Run More Easily, of the Union and in .nada. For special references, except on foot. I've seen the breath thicken the growth of the cians of social* principles of' this description terms,Aivice fci., Address- Cut Longer Grass. just frozen up solid right out from a hair, prevent its blanching AND ARE A. Snow cV Co., endorse is the supremacy of that most Cut More Smoothly, fellow's mouth, and it was nothing for Opposite Patent office. Wash IBB BEST and falling off, and thus Liniment is needed by somebody in rustic and unattractive of habits, the and Less Liable to Obstruction, boiling water to freeze inside of two every house. Every day brings news oi AVERT BALDNESS. PEOPLE WHO LIVE pairing system, which converts society Require Less Repairs, recom- minutes. That's what I call weather the agony of a awful scald burn into a vast congregation of tete-a-tctes. subdued, of rhenmatto martyrs 10- More Easily Adjusted. ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL what is weather." mend it It cures Itching, Eruptions stored, or a valuable horse This prevails air over the world to a SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its vanons And the Most Durable. "How can all this interest me?" asked as a saved by the healing power of this Branch Lines, now a part of the and Dandruff. As a greater or less extent, but it should LINIMENT IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. the editor. "Do you take this for the dl\i(5ao7 great HAIR DRESSING it is very gt.l\ul,]V[ii\r|e- never reign supreme. The upshot of the EVERY MOWER WARRANTFD. Signal Service office?" desirable, giving the hair a triumph whole thing with us is to drive out of SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. "No," said the battered party, "you kfoli & On\^l\k Iir\e silken softness which all society nearly all married people,for in medi- must not complain of this sort of weather. LLOYD, SUPPLES *WALTON admire. It keeps the head which speedily cores 8ucH ailments ef marriage under such a system is destructive cine. It's simply summer compared with clean, sweetand healthy. know that this is the short and quick Line to all he HUMAN FLESH as of social value nearly all points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all Alaska. Ever in Alaska?" PHILADELPHIA, PA Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff Soints unmarried women over twenty-five,who in Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, Texas, Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns "No,' 'said the editor, "andl don't see dhforaia, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, and are thought to have overstayed their and Scalds, Cuts, Braise* and TiR PEPm E E ^.<p>SEEDaS'@e how it can interest you to know where that this is the Only Xint between Minnetetm Sprains, Poisonous Bites and market and, finally, a considerable proportion aw* ths South West, Stings. Stinness, Lameness, Old I have or have not been." THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES of the unmarried men of thirty Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites. Chilblains, "You should take a little trip through J@^a..a.^J-AcB.kliVH Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and and upwards. In other words, except of the populousTrfTssoariTaney, namely: Alaska," said the battered visitor. Indeed every form external disease. C3 1 1119 1 at a few large balls and receptions, all Sioux City, Council Dim Om ha I heals without scars. "Great country. Lots of things in that A St. Joseph, JltcMion, eaten tftfWNGHAMS SEEDS SEEDS the best and most intelligent part of For the BRUTE CKEATIOM it cures For the MERCH ANTonourHewPlan worth and ansae City. country you never dreamed of, and cold! Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints, society is usually lacking. It has been For the MARKET GARDENER The St. Paul fc Sioux City Railroad, now known Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Biseases, well, the weather down there would turn SEEDS' as the Western Division of the Chicago, St pushed aside, and is obliged to find all For the PRIVATE FAMILY Foot Rot, Screw Worm^Scab, WHISKERS a red hot bar of iron ice cold inside of Paul, Minneapolis fe Omaha Line, is also the Shor Hollow Horn, Scratches, windlls, its social amusement in small coteries SaI and Direst Vine from Central and Western Min CrOWn nnrealuac on our own Farms three minutes. Tell you it takes a tough Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, of its own. This retirement is of course nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and the Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon man to live in that country." Ct?~ Ilaudsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O ALL. South-West to will change the beard to a BROWN or voluntary, because the pairing system the Sight and every other ailment "Don't you think \ou have bored mo LYD1A E. PINKHAM'S ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS to which the occupants the MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. ruins general society, and makes it, in BLACK at discretion. Being in one long enough?" asked the editor, leaning Stable and Stock Yard are liable. DAVID UNDRETH&$ONS,SEED GROWERS,PHILADELPHIA fact, impossible in the best and truest and the entire North and North-West, and to the The Mexican Mustang Unln?nt| VEGETABLE COMTOoTTP. preparation it is easily applied, and back in his chair and glaring at the Lumber Distiicts oi Northern Wisconsin. always cures and neves disappoints! sense. A clever oung Englishman not Jit St Paul connections are made with the tramp. produces a permanent color that will and it is, positively, long ago expressed his surprise at the la a PoBJUve Cnre THE BEST ^a f rn/ic* of the Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis "Now Alaska is a part of our country not wash off. JiOmara line, for Northern and Cevtral fact that.whenever he asked who a lady PREPARED for alt those Painful Complaints anil Weaknesses we should take more interest in," Wisnonsin, and oi Chicago and all points vast REMiSr BUTTER COLOR u common to our best female population. of a certain age, as the French say, R. P. HALL & CO., NASHUA, N.H. and the running of trains is so arranged that said the tramp, setting lower in his chair It will cure entirely the worst form of Female Com* as OF ALL might be, he was invariably told, not sengeis from the Western Division of thi lits. and acting as though he had come to plnlnta, all ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ulcer* Sold by all Desists In Medicine. can have from one to one and one half houi uee that she was Mrs. Blank, but that she LINIMENTS tion, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent stay. "You wouldn't think it, but this teud to bu iness in St. Paul if desired. MINNEAPOLIS &ST.U3UIS R'Y fhousands was the mother of Miss Blank. The tGhresButtertlioc-ilt-edgedcolor tho oar round. The latest flutter Bnvers recommend Its us& Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the When yon go South or South West be sure to country is just immense now that Alaska natioualDiplotnaatJtTi.a.siy of Dairy Iy I.P ERFECT. Lsed by allthe bct Lreimcries. Awarded the Ini Change of Life. to over this Line through the seven Dig iiilie girl, like boy, is properly the most insignificant Dair Fair A- uu druKpitormtretiantforit or\vritetoask'wbatHl8,wha(l AND TUB is added to the rest of our territory. and when you go north, east or noitlnyest, go It costs, who uses!., wherp to R( It. WELLS, KICIIARDSOY & CO, Proprietor*. BurUnatAM. Vt, It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus tn "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." member of society. When a through St. aul the GreatBatlroad ,fjc Why, you draw a line somewhere about an eaily stage of development. The tendency to can Of USE 3fdNLYJfTl\$*ft:ti:Jf RffSTJktANQ JfTH -Jf BESTjf young man goes forth in the world, he the greatNorthwest- ctroua humorsthere is checked very speedily by Its use San Francisco and you cut the country starts at the bottom of the ladder, and Two passengei trains daily, St. Paul to Chicag FOE MA1T OE BEAST. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroysall craving square in half. Think for a moment through Elroy and Madison, with pullm.in Pal .it works his way up. The same rule for stimulants, and relieves -weakness of the stomach. Sleeping Cars on ench iiain. what that means to live in a country." It cures Bloating, headaches, Nervous Prostration. should apply to oung women in society. THROU GH TICKETS "How long do you propose to keep General lability. Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl ly vegetable and Flower Seed Catalogue fbr They have their place and it is an important 1H88 Kill be sent FREE to all who apply Customers of this very senseless conversation up?" gestlon. er this route are on sale at all principal stations last season need,not write for it All seed sent from my one but they should not start Be sure and buy a tin ough ticket as they are genel That feeling of bearing down, eanging pain, weight establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name. asked the editor, bringing his hand in social life at the top, and then slowly ally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets so far, that should it prove otherwise. I agree to refill abe and backache, is always permanently cured by its use PARKER'S down with a bang upon bis desk. "Do order gratis My collection of vegetable seed Is one of you Uesue or the '^formation wanted about rates descend. Such a sj stem is against eveiy It will at all times and under all circumstances act in the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, you suj)pose I receive a salary for listening connections, Ac fct your home station, write to HAIR harmony with the laws that govern the female system. and a Hrpe part of it is of my own growing Aa te law of nature or of art, amf with its inevitable the undersigned, and your letter will itceive original Introducer of Early Ohio and Barbaak to every" BALSAM. For tho cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this concomitant of universal letc-atetes piompt attention. T.W.TEASDALE, Potutoetu Mnrblehend Forty Corn, the llubbar4 Compound is unsurpassed. "Think of our wealth," said the tramp. Nqunrth, Uurblehead Cabbugc. Fhlnney'a Melon, F. B. CLARKE. ttenei al Agent, makes really attractive general and a score ot other new Vegetables, I invite the patron LTIHA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM* A perfect dresr C!en. 'frame Manager. St. Paul Minn. "Why, sir, we are the richest nation on age of the pubho In the gardens and on the farms of society impossible. We place the social ingi elegantly per POUND is prepared at 233 and 235 'Western Avenue, those who pHnt my seed will he found my best advertise MUTES BROS. $ COTBB. the globe to-day. Almost twice as rich fumed and harm- Lynn, Mass. Price $1. Biz bottlesfor $5 Sent by mail tnent James H. CregOry, Marblehead Mass pyramid upon its apex instead of upon as Russia, and we can go a billion or so less. Removes In the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on its base, and then wonder that it is a dandruff, restores ahead of England herself. There is receipt of price, 81 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkhaaa WHOLESALE poor, tottering, and unlovely object. natural color and Druggists, freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. something for a true American to be prevents baldness Address as above. Mention thit Paver. Vn 1 nMisn \turuiuj *un..nn and Chemist, now 80 cents and April Atlantic. crowing over. Ever been west? You trivulum in tins i.uuutrr si thai mont of the tbttatdragglaU. HorM nnd*C ittit. 1 o\ 'ir-. ^old here are worth- can never properly appreciate this glorious Ho family should bo riuhout T/TJIA E. PINKHAMV 1? 1. s^ tr isli He 11\ chat shtrulan's Condition rLOEESTOK LIVER PILLS Ihey Cu.*e contl, ation, billo*""***, country until you take atrip through I'oucUi*- ari- i ol'Ueh pure mid immensely His Good Name Comes Back to Him. COLOGNE. an-Vtorpldlty of the liver 25 cc.it'. tr bo ii on irth will nmlvi hens lay like Shotidau -.Condition I owder* Dose, 1 teas-pqotiful valuabh tl the western states. What do \ou think dd e\ei\\lur oi bint by wail Xui *eltei :Uiiip: I JOHN-,o\ & Co., BOSTON. MAS* tor Sold by all lru to 1 pint food t: Jacob Aeschback keeps a small store ^ist*. S ST. PAUL, MINN of traveling a whole day through a SPILLS at 81 Washington street, Hpboken, and JULIUS D. LEVI Anexqaidteljrrni single field of grain? That is the backbone grant pmWe with repairs watches and jewelry. A few KIDNEY-WORT of our nation, sirgain. Now I xcepUonally laitug days since two sharpers stole, from his prepartlei. have an idea that you do not properly I SKaodlSccnU. store, a valuable gold watch belonging PARKER'S HE GREAT CURE appreciate the land you live in. You do to John It. Rvszczyu&ki, and he felt not appear to be interested in my conversation. keenly the fact that people suspected Successor to John. G. Zieske. roa Your eyes have an absent GINGER TONIC I him to be the thief. For two days and look about" RHEUMATISM nights his wife cried over the misfortune. Manufacturer of aDd Dealer in "I'll give you just two minutes to get He heard that two men had been arrested MAKE NEW RICH BLOOD, UsInvigoratiai Medicine that Never Intoxicates HARNESSES, out of this building," shouted the editor As it is for all the painful diseases of the in Newark, while trying to rob a traveler, This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, KIONEYS.LIVKR AND BOWCL8. jumping to his feet. SADDLES, Mandrake, Stilhngia, and many other of the best And wiU completely change the blood in the entire system in three months. Any per- and he went there, accompanied by the said It cleanses tho system of the acrid poison vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of territories,v "Then there are the son who will tako 1 Pill each night from 1 to 1 2 weeks, may be restored sound COLLARS, Chief of Police of Hoboken and Mr. that causes the dreadful suffering -which tile bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is the tramp, diving into his pocket and only the victims of Bheumatism can realise, health, if such a thing be possible. For curing Female Complaints these Piila have Rysaczynski. He at once identified the BRIDLES, The Best and Surest Cough Cure Cver Used. THOUSANDS OP CASES Tlie above is a correct map of the pulling out a stump of a cigar, which equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sobl everywhere, or sent by mall for If you are suffering from Female Complaints, prisoners as the men who stole the watch. BLANKET^, of the worst forma of this terrible disease ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, eight letter-stamps, fesnd for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. he proceeded to light. 'There is Washington When he saw them in the First Precinct have been Quickly relieved, and In short time ROBES & age or any disease or infirmity, take Parkers CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. PERFECTLY CURED. Territory lor instance. Takes and Its immediate connections. Through Trams daily Police Station his eyes filled with tears, Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body PRICK, $1. IKjnD OB DRY, SOLD BT DRUGGISTS. WHIPS, From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will Instantaneously you thirty days to get there from here, and give you new life and vigor. and, in an excited and dramatic manner, Ur Dry can be sent by mail. a relie\ these terrible diseases, and will positively IOO DOLLARS TRUNKS, Co.<p>KIDNEY-WORn without change, connecting with all lines going by steam to" WELLS, BICHABDSOK St Burlingto Vt. euro nine cases out of ten. informition that will sare told how each acted in his store. Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic many lives sent free by mail. Don delay a momeet. EAST and SOUTHEASt. VALISES, "You have two minutes left," cried or for a failure to help or cure. One of them, he said, left with him the Prevention is better than cure. The only line running Through Cars between 50c and i. at dealer* In drugt. larce taringbn Ins the editor, picking up a heavy paper JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT %%'&&. &c, &c, &c. inside frame of a chain locket, that he 1 Sin. SendforcirculartoHiacox A Co, 163 Wm.St ,N Y. MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. weight. might fit a glass into it. Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. Through Trains betweeD .ttrai{,'i I'ifiuenza, Soro Lungs, Iilicding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Coujjh, Whooping Congh, "That territory is just the best in all KIDNEY-WORT MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, Chronic llheumatism, Chronic I)i irrhcea. Chronic Dysenterj. Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases Of flu "Here is the frame," he added, drawing the land, llight on the Pacific Coast, and fepme j.nd Lame Back, bold e\erywhere. Send MAKES for pamphlet to I JOHNSOS HEN,S i. Co. BOSTON, LAY.MASS connecting in Union Depot for all Points Souti and it from his pocket. "The man kept Southwest. Close connections made with St &. Main St. Sleeoy Eye,Minn. An Fnglish Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. I a climate like Florida, only more to be P. and St & Dulnth Bailroads, from and to all the locket, but I saw in it something red, FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF now travduiK in this eountrv, says that most I points Nojth and North-West. depended upon for good, steady weather of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here I and I should know it if I saw it again.'' CONSTIPATION, KKVBHBEKt PULLMAN PAT.ACE Sn.*n,r. are worthless trash He saj that Sheridan all the year round. Lots of enterprise CAIS on all night Trains, through Tickets ami big DIAMOND Condition Powders are absolutely pure and A locket which had been taken from .ra 'c checked to destination For time tables rate of Immensely aluable Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasp'n- one of the pihoneis, Charles Howard, Ho other disease is so prevalent in this ootmtry ftu to 1 pint food. &old every where, or sent by mail for 8 latter-stamps. I. S. JomuOH A Co., BOSTON, faie, etc, call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or aildruft down there, too. Think nothing of aaConstlpstlon, and no remedy has ever was shown to Aeschbach. Immediately H. BOYD. CATARRH equalled the celebrated Kldney.Wort aa a raising up a town of six or seven thousand CLARK JOHNSON'S Gen'I Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. he laughed and ciled by turns, and, at our*. Wluttever the caoM, however ohstuiate souls. Speaking of souls, there is the case, this reasdy will overcome it. the same time exclaimed: REMEDY, B|| BTtt THIS distressing com-BaalnVOe one thing I am sorry to see developing "Oh, my God' Thank heaven, I'm plaint is vsry apt to he in our land, and that is the tendency rampHoated witheonrtlpatton. Kidney-Wort saved! Mr. Chief that is the locket. strengthens the weakened parts and quickly to doubt religion. Now, I don't believe A Positive Cure for Catarrh of all See how this frame will fit it." owes all kinds of Files even when physicians kinds. It Is Instantaneous in Effect in crank preachers of the gospel, but and Permanent in llenult. Cares at any and medieines have before failed. Indian Blood Syrup The locket was opened, and it was htag of the disease. Has cured cases so terrible we do not want to let go our faith altogether. 4- WIX yon have either of these troubles found that the frame which the hystei'ical that bones cacae from the nose. That is sure to lead to the French tinU S E jn5ruS5T517 His jeweler produced belonged "to it. Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh Remedy Revolution sort of thing. That was is mild and pleasant, affording Immediate Cures all diseases of then Stomaoh, Liver, In the locket was apiece of red flannel. Bowels Kidneys Ski and Bloeg ^KIDNEY-WORT the turning point in the world's history Keller and promptcure in all casesoi Catarrh, The sight of this drew tears from Aeschbach's Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. though, that same revolution in France. Millions testify to its effioaoy in healing It will leinove Polypus and eiTectually euro eyes again. Do you think the present republic in Watery and Purulent Discharges fiom the Bead "That is the red stuff I saw," telegrape the above named diseases, and pronounce and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly France will last? I do not. I'll bet sake God1 shouted. 'Oh, for restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing you" it to be the relieve Headache, Break up Colds In the Head to my wife I'm safe, and have found the MAN.v Strengthen the Voice and Eyis Purify, Regulate "One minute," howled the editor, BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO men who stole the watch. She has been BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are and Render Clear and Active every Organ of toe jumping back and raising the paper Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. crying her life away. They said I stole a certain cnre fbr all diseases Quaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. weight! TRAD E MARK the watch, but now, thank God, my good requiring a complete tonic: especially DIAMOND "I'll bet you a box of imported cigars name has come back to me and my continue to Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent ITAGENTS WANTED.^ INVIGORATOR. that the party favoring an empire will actftseolicitorefor family."New York Sun. Fevers, Want of Appetite, patents, caveats, be in power in France inside of" Whiz! Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt.,NewYorkCity. Druggists sell it Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, Dr. Evory's Diamond Invlfforator is trade-marks, copyrights, etc.,for went the paper weight, but the tramp a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and Making Terms. etc Enriches the blood, strength* the United States, and to obtain patents dodged it cleverly, and smiled sadly as Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, wholesome in Canada. England, France, ens thrt muscles, and gives new At the battle of Buckland Mills, drink, which Invigorates, Purifies he continued: "In France inside of six .CIBLEY'SgEEDS Germany, and all other countries. life to the nerves. Acts like r. where the Michigan cavalry had it hot and Strengthens the entire system. months. France is just ready to follow Thirty-six years' practice. No For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, charm on the digestive organs, and heavy for half a day, a sudden flank charge for examination of models or drawinfra. a bold man whenever he comes to Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Rheumatic removing all dyspeptic symptoms, movement of one of the regiments cut Advies by mail free. Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, Ever been to France3 Don't you imagine isiiusea, SICK Heaaache and 'Kidney Complaints, such as tasting the food, Belching off about twenty Confederates who had Patents obtained through ua aro noticed in that Paris is France any more than it is Invaluable. Price, 60 cents. the SGIEffTIFIG AMFI1K A\. wlnoli haa Heat in tho Stomach, Heartburn dismounted and wcro sholtoiod by or AJJTJ. rijAnTh.i ror Aiiii ciioro ror A __ in IUI Ji.ii.iJ tut JIJJIJ \J. tha largest eireulaticrij &< ia i^a most influential Ask your'nruKKist roriheno Kerned* New York Is ihe" but here the patent MATl'Mi Al1l am am teltcrl tlie DCtt icnttralL "tot The only Iron Preparation fensei There waa no escape for them, -1 tested only tlie lea and. tales 11a ntUsn will li u*ivt Groin anil Farm mcoa Manual nurtoar ana DOB metnoas newspaper oiitoKina pubiishoaintlio tonr double Baals &ati&ar Lowcver, c^gLi ih& that will not blacken the teeth 6* and a captain Voile forward ei'yiag out: Free Veeelpfc price. of culture of Grains, Itoot Crops, Grasses, FoddoI XIAIUUr Crops,t world. The advantages of such a notice every Tree?iten poor creature, and the editor was free. uyo, KXLaoa^o, Plantmer. etc only lOcts. Annua nnual Catalogue and Prxc* LUt of give headache. Sold by all Druggists Descriptive Pamphlets Free. P00I SEEDS. "Surrender! surrender! If jou don't patentee understands. several thousand varieties, FitEE Brooklyn Eagle. at $1.00 a bottle, Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news- "Addree" Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. surrender we'll riddle you!" SWLTTSTEEDS HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAGO,III. Rochester.N.Y. paperispublishedwEKKlVir at$3.20 ayear. P. O. Box 3360. 104 John Street. New 1 ork. BROWN CHEMICAL. CO. He had almost reached the fence and is admitted to be the beBt paper devoted tnSEaBBEaBES r^BOMimi* f am. imCTaMituiaawnqwa Absolutely Pure. Southern California. when a tall, long-haired "Johnny" lifted Baltimore, Md. to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering BIOO PRE8ENTI A letter to the Chicago Times from himself up, threw one leg over the works, and other departments of industrial THE BEST IS CHEAPEST." -.to mat all Iron Bitters are made by BKOWN CHEMICU ULS, 1 wmm S Go und have or.ssed red lints and track mark on wrapper progress, published in any country. Single Pomona, Cal., says: ENGINES, THRF^HFRS top rail and coolly called out: This powder never varies. A marvel of unty BEWARE 0 IMITAT-*NS copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news* ForeateUattastwfll strenght and wholesosioness. More econora in So much has been written of late "Say, you thar! Did you order us to HorsePowera lAMAPnvars Cloverr Hullen 11111 L.OIII.IIO f| dealers. than the ordinary kinds and cannot be sold in i| nT Saw aa Faat and \uW$ about Southern California, especially a surrender?" (Saltedto all sections Write for FHEEIUus Pamp Address, Mann & Co., publishers of Scion* impetition with the multitude of low test, short andPjJcesto The Anltman& Taylor Co., Mansfield. Oalo." Los Angeles and San Bernardino counties, "Yes, and be quick about it!" weight, alum or phosphate powders. Sold only tific American. 261 Broadway, New York. rTjuiaaUinnlr about patents mailed free. in cans. ROWAI. BAKIN POWDER CO 106 Wall the greater part of which, from my "How many of \ou 'uns are ovei PATENTS Sti., N. Y. Dec 1 THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. ten years' residence here, I know to be thar?" lies of the worst kind, and by which MERIDEN, C0N2T. "A thousandfive thousandenough is now made for the fourth year and SltlONET, i many poor men in the east have been to eat your whole army up!" UPHOLSTERER, has a record of unqualified success. This Is the Klng*o Saw "^!im. if tempted to sacrifice their homes to como "And you want us to surrender?" It was thefirstmade and has been saws off a a loot log" in a mlnntdsw Manofactarer of first relays parlor furniture as here and be disappointed, and in many "Yesat 'em boys." :RA/L WAV SOjOOO la rise. Ths cheapest ^t^"j brought to perfection while competing nowr, Capting," continued the MMJYUT41 'ff.llit, T1.M TttJRS IS 8, cases completely ruined, I wish to state Waal, THE( made,and folly warranted. Olrotiiar fraW STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Chicag & North-Wester andimitating machines havebeen Draperies, ambrequtns, JEle. a few facts: 1. As to government land, old Confed., "don't be in such a dratted Dulled Slates MannfactarlnQ Co., Chicago, UU All kinds of upholstered furniture ncatlyrepaud made for only one or two seasons there has been none with water on open CAN I OBTAI(If N A PATENof hurry. Here's nineteen of us here, and Ladies' Scissors and Ink Erasers. I -will mail a copy A LARGE STOCK OF UPHOLSTERED OOOD3 AND Send a rough sketch or you can) a model your to pre-emption for years, and water is and some of them are advert.scd Railway is the the boys would like to know how much MAc all styles of STEEL PENS. of my New Book, invention to OEOBOG K. J^EMOBr^WiaSlifin PURNITLBE ALWAYS ksrT ON t_ND. OLD ESTABUSH|D SHORT LINE needed here, not land. 2. At present ton, finda Preliminary KacafKnatldb gomel, you'l pay ahead and whether we arc to this year for the first time. will be made of all United States patexfta of the "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," Orders by uuul piomptly attended to. all land with any water right is held at UNITED STATES" FAST MAIL ROUTE et the cash or take it out in dicker, same class of inventions and you vt ill be advised It oses small inexpensive FREE, to any person who willafiuajanwlBBBSBl "We show cutof PatentAdjustable QuillActionKeservolr Pen, exorbitant prices, unimproved land selling whether or not a patent can be obtained. 4 53 Wacoutalor, Eight. St, ST PAUL Cap., make us your best figgers send his name and post-office address, aoaax It CHICAGOo is the Great Thoroughfare from and never fails to bind every bundle and he Acme, &nd\rillmailsamplegrosson receiptof |3t In stamps to pay postage. all the way from $50 to $350 per FOB THIS PRELIMINARY EXAMINA- and don't let's have anymore jaw about TION N O CHARGE I S MADE. To any one suffering with CONSTJ1 is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, acre. 3. The class of emigrants wanted ASTHMA. CATARRH, SOKE PENSIONSlionSoldiers it!"Detroit Free Press. Wha twill a Paten Cost? for "^wows Parent* or BRONCHITIS, the information in this MOST DURABLE AND. BEST here is men worth from 3,000 to $3,- and Children Any disevse, And all point3 in Northern Illinois, Central, of great yalue and it may in the providsnos of wound or injur) entitles Milappropriated 000,000, and not afraid to spend it, because FINISHED MACHINE in the save many useful lives. Addr Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, and work- ogr-Our whole line of Peng will be sold by the trade. If you are advised that your invention is patentable, DB. A WOLFE, 148 Sndtk St, Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, we live here on climate and stranfers, Why He Married Her. market OS-Price Lit furnished to dealers o application- send 820 to pay Government application fee Dakota, Manitoba, Central and and the more money the latter In the forthcoming fascinating biography of 15, and 8 5 lor the drawings required by the INCREASEc Any one who buys the Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Government. This is payable when application ia DEERINO ave the better the living. 4. The climate of the heroic Lord Lawrence thero and Back Pay and Dischargesprocured. Dttirters entitled to Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, made, and is all of the expense unless a patent is allowed. rInven I avoids every chance of trouble all dues under new laws JL TBMTCf California, Oregon, Washington Territory, BINDER IatfTwil,llpost-paiBaanUfollthree-cen2t6stampscentssthreteeII O LADIE S ONLY! When allowed, the attorney's fee (935) ami is very peculiar, no two seasons is, among many anecdotes, one eminently If you wish to GARDENING tors. Land Warrants I Sll I Q*irocured, British Columbia, China, Japan, the final Government fee (920) is payable. Thus or failure in the harvest grow Vegetables for bought and sold. The"WORLO& 8QLDIER,"(weekly being alike. The past year was very characteristic of the man, who was you know beforehand./or notktnf.whetheT you are the Sandwich Islands, Australia, New FOR PROFIT.] paper) Sample copy free. Send stamp for full instructions, Sale, read going to get a patent or not, and no attorney's fee cold, and all water-pipes above ground as strong in his affection as in his will. Zealand, and all principal points in the _We wad 1 Sllror-plaUd Bntfcr Knlfr, 11 blanks & bountytable. N. W. FITZCZRALD & CO-. iscbar?ed unless you do get a Patent. An attorney If you wish to become MANUFACTuSED BY PRACTICAL Beaatlfn SUnr-aUtod Sngargk.ll Book,!, "languag I tension. Patent & Lar Att'ys. FREEoI, Washingtn D* C have been frozen, and many of them He was one evening sitting in his drawing-room SO pieces full size Tota with I whose fee depeuds on his success in obtaining a NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. a Commercial ?A Ua Flower* William Deeving. FLORICULTURE Eiatentable,l Patent wil not advise you that your invention ia With its own lines it traverses North burst. Since Jan. 1 nearly all the lime at Southgate with his sister Piano accompaniment, retail from to SO each Florist, read unless it really is patentable, so far as stores, and a beautifu Illustrated Magazine, I ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern If you wish to Gar-. and lemon trees have been killed, and in and other members of the family. All best judgment can aid in determining the question months if IS are sen IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- RELIABLESELF-CURE hence, you can rely on the advise given after je and packing expenses Addres I den for Amusement f, GARDENINO CHICAGO. some places the oranges were frozen were engaged in reading. Looking up GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- M-EASUR a preliminary examination is had. Design Patent* iiGfkPsbUihen, 10 Barelar 84, H. TJ TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations FO and the Registration Label*. Trade solid on the trees. 5. How do the cold from his book in which he had been engrossed, 7 "'on^read that can be offered by any Manufacturer also of Marks and Be-iaaues secured. Caveata prepared PENSIONSrapture, for SoLDiEBg, widows, parents,children.Pensions spells affect people after a few vears? he discovered that his wife had A fkvorite prescription of one of th railroad. Its train service equals that and filed. Applications in revivor of Keleeted. A PETEB IXEITDElsSOBI. The Leering light Reaper, The Deoiog and Wanjit Jot most noted and sacceMful specialists in the TJ.& of any road their speed is as great as Abandoned, or Forfeited Cases made. With myself, and all I have asked about left the room. "Whore's mother?" said Price $1.60 each, postpaid by mail. (now retired) for the care otservoum Debility, wounds,accidental injuries, Very often valuable inventions are saved in these comfort and safety will permit they Mowers, and TAB Leads Beaten. E*istMai*h*om WtmMcne9m and Decay. Sent disease of lungs. it, worse than in the east and I wear he to one of his daughters. "She's upstairs," classes of cases. If you have undertaken to secure make close connections in union depots In pIsinaMled envelope/TV* Druggists can fluid your own patent and failed, a skillful handling of Our Combined Catalogue of at junction and terminal points with warmer clothes here now than I did in replied the girl. He returned the case may lead to success. Send me a written re- SEEDS Addran DR. WARD CO., LoukUn*. Ma. the leading railroads of the West ana ^-,-z yet due thousands. the east when the thermometer was below to his book, and looking up again a few Northwest, and offer to those that use Soldiers and heirs of 1812 and Mexican wars entitled to rrattao acasrw JOYFUL zero. 6. Fruit here cannot compare minutes later, put the same question to them cascivi PENSION and LAND WAKBASTS. We have unexcelled News for Boys and Gird EliSTIC TRUSS facilities for securing- PATKKTS. Employ an attorney title of the invention and'about the date ot filing SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY with that in the east in quality or his daughter and received the same PLANTS Young and Old!! A J.EW TN. in Washington. Send two stamps tor late laws, your application. A examination and report will At CHICAGO it makes close connection blanks and instructions. HaiafadoUnerioffromallotlMaL JVENTION just patented i*t tnem, price. I saw apples last week in Pomona answer. Once more he returned to his cost you nothing. Searches made for title to inventions, with all other railroads at that city. enpahape, witfi StU-MmtiS [for Home use 1 tn fact any information relating to Patents It runs PALACE SLEEPING CABS on offered at 2 1-2 cents each that an reading and once more he looked up with Ball in crater, adaptal tuiTteiia promptly furnished. Copies of Patents mailed at Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turamr, Millions of the body, who* tk| all through trains, PARLOR CARS on its the regular Government rates, (5e. each.) Remember eastern man would be ashamed to give the same question on his lips. His sister I Boring, Drillinjr,Grindiog, I alish.af, Bnllin thocapfrcMM kMfcth* SXNINGlCARS For 180, sent free on application. rincipa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN this office has been in successful operation btortlMsJmrtwaatrMaweaU I Screw Cutting. Price 5 to &0. to his dog and look him in the face afterward. broke in: "Why, really, John, it on its COUNCIL BLUFFS Since 1865. and yon therefore reap the benefits ef PETERHENDERSON&CO whkttonacsr. with lfcfc* Send 6 cents for 1(0 pages. experience, besides reference can be given toaotnal and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS ,.^T^ |"MrUiHiiiBltBldicorIw 7. Poor people are not wanted would seem as if you could not get on 35*@i Ityandalgbt. and a radiaUcnncertain. His datable BEOWN, Lowell, KSM clients In almost every county In the V. 8 through day express trains. 36 Oortlaadt Bt, New York. here, as we have enough of them al for five minutes without your wife." w* cheap. Seatby mall. Circulars fraa. vamphlet relating to Patents free upon re*,nft. If you wish the BestTraveling Accommodations B8LESX0S TBUBS CO- CUeMQ. IV CEO. E. LEMON. ready. 8. Every place owned by par. That's why I married her," he replied. you will buy your Tickets by this route AND. WILL TAKE NONE ties who have lived here over three aw Sawing Made Easy. OTHER. 9)15 15th St., WASHINGTON, D. years is for sale. 9. Our prospects for LYON&HEALY For rates for single or round trip Attomey-at-Irfsw and Solicitor of. a dry year are very flattering. 10. If tickets and for full information in regard earn and Foreign Patents. The Arkansas legislature has passeu to all parts of the West, North and The Hew Improved you are making a living where you are, State & Monro* SU., Chicago. a law which prohibits for two years the Northwest, write to General Passenger MONARC LIGHTNING WilltendmniM toaa addna tMr stay right there and you will never be Agent, at Chicago, HI. selling of liquor within two miles of JAND CATALOGUE, iu be maaed raxx to an appUcentaTsndlo~eai All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets sorry for it 11. This country can turn 1 the cAcxgMff ud,eart, any church or schoolhouse, except on tomers of last yesr without ordering it Itcontains of iutruuwntapmget, SutU Capa EopBrioi, Bella fac 1883, aOO 210 by this Line. boy sixteen rem ok Eabitants.f about 176 pages, 000 fflustwtionsTprices. accurate out more good, reliable liars to the 'Pompoat, EpaoIeU, Cap-lano* etition a majority of the adult inIn can aaw loga/bMaad easy description. S valuable directions^ planting LAYNQ, MARVIN HUGHITT, Standi. Drum Major* Staft. aad square inch than any other State can to __ Sent on test trial Bene .Halt, Sundry Band Outsta, Bafsfetaf New England such a law Gen. SiipV 2d Vice-Pre* and Geo, MMMMB Ka stal forlltaitmed Catalogue1 containing tgflmon |M*t*rbb, aUolncladat lntrnctlM and Sxfor the gouare mile, W STENNETT, and full particulars. A.OKHT WAjrrJCD. would give practical prohibition. Amatear Baadaj H4 lfctaareaLiehtaia 8*w C,lttRandolph Bt.Ohioaee. fes Gen. Pass. Agt .Ohicago. O.M, FBRRY & GO. DaTRQIT MlOH. K? ^k^M^^mMmM ~4C ^*& --_ *i ..r,.r.uf,nW^iiSk, $2&f- ..-.j^WAWi-^.&. *T~