.-^""fSMfflum --J ^m ^mm^?^m wnap "*Tj** ^^i NEW UL,M REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1888- Western Wheel Scraper Co. Cheapest Biblesf^Sa^tii^^^ A Lack of Ashes. POLLY SHOTS. tana. Bath Tcnlmw Hew Tntaant AflfOTS Uf kfmn Vorshee & McMadun. Ciacwnati.aMUuBlO AB1L1I The minister called at the house where THE BEST TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers.^*FOSMANUFACTURER the freckle-faced little girl lives the other John sebf2ze dc &ac<*ona Mrs. David Davis doesn't seem to day, to see her mother about getting up The leading (tents' Furnishing House master all at once the grand proportions a donation surprise party for him, and of the Northwest. of the career upon which she has OF ALL was invited to make himself comfortable entered. Looking forth from the hotel 155 EAST THIRD ST., ST. PAUL. LINIMENTS Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. in the sitting-room while waiting for the (old stand) Hattu* Frimtr$. window at Aiken she observed: lady to come down stairs. Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers. "I fear I shan't be able to get out today, "Say! Hullo!" David there's a great mist rising Their Double Bottomed, All Steel The holy man started violently, and and it must be very damp." the voice said again, "Say, I know you." Drag Scraper* st Railroad A TownShip The Judge, after taking an observation, FOB MAN A ND BEAST. This was becoming interesting. The Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. said assuringly: minister recognized the tones of the "That isn't a mist, dear It's only For more than a third of a century the GERMA N REMEO THE GREAT wicked little girl in the inquiry. "You Mexican Mustang Jjtnimeiat has been one of my summer vests that I told the ANREI known to millions all over the world as don't know where I am do \ou?" chamber maid to hang out last night." the only sate reliance for the relief of "Dear me, is thatyou he said greatly accidents and pain. It ia a medicine Satisfaction Guaranteed. above price and praisethe beat of its A writer in the Atlantic Monthly contends relieved. 'Really, I can't say I do know INVENTIONS X/IATHAVE BEEN REJECTE1 kin d. For every form of external pain that American society, as now where you are. Are you under the sofa may still, in most cases, be patented by us. Bem the CURES MEXICAN Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, oppositethe U. S. latent Office, and engaged ic Is a compound of the virtues of sarsaparilla, Send for CATALOGUES to carried on, is solely for the benefit of or behind the bookcaoe?" PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure stillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with young girls and is generally little better "Thought you didn't know. I'm in Lumbago, Backache, Headache^ Toothache, patentsin lest, time than thoie who are re. WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER GO.. Mi Pleasant Iowa. the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful than a marriage mart We are not prepared the closet 'n I've got to stay here ever Sore Throat, Sw elliitgft. **ii alns, Bruises, mete from Washington and who must depend np. PENNSYLVANIA!Lawn blood-making, blood-cleansing, and life-sustaining Burn*. Scalds. Fiost Bites, on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent to admit that society is maintained so long. Bet you don't know what elements. It is the purest, safest, Office. MustangLiniment is -without an equal. AND ALL OTUER BODILY FAIS8 AND AllIKS. solely for the benefit of young girls, I'm here for, though." QUAKER CITY and most effectual alterative medicine It penetrates flesh and muscle to *Id by Druggists and Dealeri everywhere Fifty Cents a bottle. Whenlnventorssendmodelor sketeh we make but undoubtedly young girls who seek known or available to the public. The sciences the rery Donemaking the continuance Directions in Languages search in the Pateiit Office and advise as to its patentability "I am constrained to admit that I do of pain and inflammation impossible. THE CIIIRI.E8 A VOGELEK CO. of medicine and chemistry have never FREEOV HAROE. CorresponJencecon. society as a matrimonial market are not, but I might surmise that you were Stuscssora te A VOUElXRiCO) BatUmri, Hd.,C.8.A. Its effects upon Hnman Flesh and fideMtial,piices low and MO CHARGE UNLESS produced so valuable a remedy, nor one so pretty apt to get "sold." 1883 ^B Mowers in durance for talking slang. Little the Brute Creation are equally wondeiful. "ATENT IS OBTA1H ED. potent to cure all diseases resulting from The Mexican We refer to Hon. P. 8tmaster General D. M. Key, girls should not say 'bet.' impure blood. It cures Scrofula and Kev. F.D. Powder, to officials in the U. S. Patent MUSTANG There is undoubtedly a great deal of "Does spreading the gospel make little all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas, (9B3. LYDIA HHKHAH, OF LYNN, MASS., Office, and especially (o our clients in every State truth in 4he couplet of the Western Rose, or St. Anthony's Fire, Pimples girls good so they won't get whipped Will Run More Easily, ^tffcsw SonKUNB all OtiUTO of theUmonandin C-.nada. For special references,terms,advice, bard: and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, &i., Address by their pa?" inquired the freckle-faced Cut Longer Grass. AUt% ADP Boils, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, C. A Snowdc Co., Through every happy line I sing, girl through the keyhole. Cut More Smoothly, JSS nn. Opposite Patent office. Wash Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Ring-worm, Liniment is needed by somebody in I feel the tonic of the Spring. Less Liable to Obstruction. ^^g^ TUB BBSS "Yes, indeed, it makes them Christians, Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial every house. Every daybringsnews ct The tonic is obtained by the addition .PEOPLE WHO LIVE the agony of an awful aeaid or burn Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weaknesses and then they don't do naughty Require Less Repairs, of a little seltzer or Apollinaris water. subdued, of rheumatto martyrs lestoied, and Irregularities, Jaundice, things, butgo to Sunday school and learn ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL More Easily Adjusted. or a valuable horse or ox Its happiest effects are noticeable in Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its various to be good to everybody." saved by the healing power of this And the Most Durable, 0t.c Emaciation, and General Debility. Branch Lines, now apart of the spring, because the system then seems LINIMENT "Ain't ashes better?" asked the young (ftlidkgo, IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. By its searching and cleansing qualities to require a change from the "take it heathen in the closet. it purges out the foul corruptions which EVERY MOWER WARRANTO). straight" practice of the winter months. "Ashes better! Why, what in the contaminate the blood and cause derangement SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. and decay. It stimulates and enlivens world does the child mean? What is "I was drunk when I married her," LLOYD, SUPPLEE AWALTON which speedily cores such ailments *f the vital functions, promotes energy and that girl talking about, Mr Holyroll?" know that tbisis the short and quick Line to all pleaded the defendant to the Court." the HUMAN FLESH as strength, restores and preserves health, and points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all asked the girl's ma, who had just entered PHILADELPHIA, PA. Rheumatism, Swelling s, StMT infuses new life and vigor throughout the "Most men are who marry pretty points in Kansas, Nebraska Colorado, Texas. the room in time to hear the singular Joints. Contracted Muscles* Burns whole system. No sufferer from any disease California, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, and wives," returned the Judge. "Beauty a nd Scalds, Cuts, Bruises) and que&tion. which arises from impurity of the that this is the Only Ziitu belwtt* JBismteota Spraina, Poisonous Bites and is always intoxicating aud the Ssmth Weet, blood need despair who will give AVEK'S "Indeed, madam, I am puzzled myself. Stings, Stillness, Lameness, Old THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES SAUSAPAUILLA a fair trial. v' Sorea, TJleers, Frostbites, Chilblains, I can't understand the bearing of A Dakota schoolmistress sued three Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and It is folly to experiment with the numerous her question at all" of the popuIouTMossoJiriTaney, namely: young men for breach of promise. Indeed every form of external disease. low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, Stoux City, Ctmneil Bin On* ha I heals without scare. "You know, ma." said the wicked little NINETY-EICH Counsel for one of the defendants A SEEDS St. Joseph, tMtehitom, tavern and without medicinal virtues, offered as For the BRUTE CREATION- it coses girl, "you know when Uncle Dick For thO Pft A on our Hew Plan worth and MLausasCtty. moved for a nonsuit on the ground that 'Sprains, Swinny, StiiT Joints, blood-purifiers, while disease becomes more For the MARKET CARDENER The St. Paul fe Siaux CityRailroad, now known Founder, Harness Sores, Hoot* Diseases, slirjped down on the sidewalk in front she was too promiscuous. The Court firmly seated. AYER'S SARSAPAKILIA IS a as the Western JUvition of the Chicago, St Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, SEEDS For the PRIVATE FAMILY of the church last Sunday'n hurt his medicine of such concentrated curative seemed inclined to grant the motion, Panl, MinneapolisfcOmaha Line, Is also the Shotand Hollow Horn, Scratches, wind- power, that it is by far the best, .cheapest, wrist, he said if Mr. Holyroll would SallsSores, Jtireet Line from Central aud Western Mm Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, CrOWn ritirgftlvftc on our own Farms whereupon the plaintiff asked: and most reliable blood-purifier known. nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebi aska and the Id Poll Evil, Film upon spread more ashes'n less gospel he'd "Judge, did you ever go duck shoot- Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO ALL. Physicians know its composition, and piescube Soutli-West to the Sight and every other ailment trr take more stock'n his bem' a Christian." to which the occupants of the ing?" it. It has been widely used for foity LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS e}rc lighted up with the MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. Stable and Stock Yard are liable. The relations between the family and y$ars, and has won the unqualified confidence His Honor's The Mexican Mustang Iinln?n and the entire North and North-West, and to the VEGETABLE COMPOUND. DAVID UNDRETH&SQNS,SEED GROWERS.PHILADELPHIA of imliions whom it has benefited. the pastor are now somewhat strained, pride of a sportsman, as he answered: always cures and never disappoints, Lumbei Distucts ot Noi them Wisconsin. and the servant girl has been instructed and it is, positively, At St %*aul connections are made with the "Well, I should say so and many's Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Ie a Positive Cure Haitiern Mtieision of the Chicago, St Paul, Minneapolis to lock the freckle-faced cheiub down THE BEST the time that I brought down half a & Omaha line, for Northern and Central Practical and Analytical Chemists, for all those Painful Complaint* ana Weaknesses cellar every time the door bell rings. dozen at a shot." oconimou to our best female population. Wisnonsin, and ,or Chicago and all points cast MBSBT BUTTER COLOR Lowell, Mass. and the running of trains is so arranged that passen ItTvillctue entirely the worst form of Female Complaints, "I knew it," eagerly answered the gets from the Wsctem Division of thi 1 itscan OP ALL all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera SOLD BY ALL DUU0GIST9 EVERYWHERE. fair plaintiff, "that's just the case with have from one to one and one half hours, aee A LOVEE'S CATEOHISM. tlon, Falling and Displacements, and toe consequent LINIMENTS! MINNEAPOLIS&STXOUiS R'V teud to bu iness in St Paul if desired me, Judge. A flock of these fellows fhousandaof Spinal Weakness, and la particularly adapted to the Gives Butter tliotriltXMl^ed color tlieyoarronnd. The Hrpest Butter Buyers recommend Its ua^ When you go South or South West be sure to besieged me and I winged three of Change of IJfe. Dalryr.^a siy IT IS PERFECT. Lsed all the best Lreinunes. AwardeU tbo IntCn A Comparison of Conditions Imposed by a AUD TUB to over this Line through the seven Biff iiitie fiatloiial Diploma at N Y.DiiryFiir. Ask our drupplstormtrchantforit or write toask what it Is,what It will dissolve and expeltumors fromthe uterusIn "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." them." The motion for a nonsuit was and when you go north, east or noithwest, go Young Man and a Marriageable Jt costs, who usosl whrp to got It. WEM.8, KICIIAROSOV A. CO Proprietors. Iturllnxlai), Vt, an eaily stage of development. The tendencyto con through St aut the Great Railroad tiliro denied. ^U$Xfe9NLVkT^ Young Woman. eerouH humorsthereIschecked veryspeedily by Its use the greatNorthwest Two passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chicag It lemoves falntness, flatulency, destroysall craving FOB KA2T OS BEAS T. Boston girls never sacrifice the cause A young man of this city, says the through Elroy and Madison, with Pullman Palac for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. of culture to that of philanthrophy. A Sleeping Cars onench train. Detroit Post and Tribune, who possesses It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. THROUGH TICKETS tramp recently accosted one of them, General Djbillty, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. a large share of presumption, has been My Vegetable and 1lower Seed Catalogue for and asked her if she would be good paying close attention to a very pi etty ei' this route are on sale at all princip il stations 18S vtilT be sent FRBB to ail who apply Customers of That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight last season need not write for it All seed sent from my Be sure and buy a through ticket, as theyaie genei enough to give him the price of a humble gill, who has ghen him no evidence of establishment warranted to be both fresh and true to name, and backache, is always permanently cured by Its use. ally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets so tar, that should it prove otherwise, I agree to refill the meal. PARKER'S her feelings concerning him until very you desn or the' ufci mation wanted about rates It will at all timesand under all circumstancesact in order gratis My collection of vegetable seed is one of "I haven't any money with me," she the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, connections, &c at youi home station, write to recently. The denouement was brought harmony with the laws thatgovern the female system. HAIR i large part of it is of my own growing A the BALSAM. the undersigned, and your letter will receive For tho cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this said, "but if you'll come around to the about in this a} He had decided to original Introducer or Early Ohio and Barbsusk prompt ittention. W TEASDALE, I'otutois. Unrhlthcuil Fnrly Corn, the Hubbard Compound is unsurpassed. house after pa returns home I'll get make her a formal oiler of his hand and bQuaMh, Marblehcnd Cabbuse, I'hlnney'a Melon, F. CLARKE General Agent, LYDIA. E. PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM- I A perfectdress" a score of other n.w Vegetable* I ui ite the patron him to read to von some pages of 'Paradise Cen. Traffic Manager St Paul Minn heartall he was worthand then he age of the public In the girduis and on the farms of POUNDis prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. log, elegantlyper- Lost.' thoic irhu plant my iced wHl be found nn baitadiirtiu hoped to be indulged in some loverlike MES BROS. $ C0TBB.rM Lynn, Mass. Prlc6*A Six bottlesfor 95 Sent by marl fumed and harni mem. james Us H. Gregory, Marhichcad, Mass less. Removes Intfroforca r puis, ale? In the term lorengeo, on, demonfiti ations, the young lady so fai dandruff restorst Victor Hugo is said to be the only mfief ?f pris?, 81 p?rferefsrtiffisri Krsi Ha&Ba being ooolly indifforont in hap mannai" natural color and TTIIOLE5ALE ireeiyraswersaniottBrsolinquiry. Bona lor pampas Druggists, man in Trance who Kisses a lady's nana preventsbaldness to him. He attributed this to maidenly let. Address as above. Jfeiifjon this Paver. instead of shaking it, and yet out of reserve, for it never occurred to him i i li i u^i anl hemlst now SO eent and $1 bai at druggists. tr iv lin in tins ci uritrr sajj that most of the twenty ladies who are introduced to Ho family should be -rflhout LTHA E. PINKHAWf that she was not in love with him. He ilors^ indCtttW 1 o\\ 'i i .-old hire ar worihlis* FLOEISTOH him, nineteen go away dissatisfied. They LIVER PILLS. Thoy cure const'pntion, bilio"*!, tr i-h lit s\ -i th Sheridan's CoMditfou cautiously prefaced his declaration with 1 wilii* r ib oluteh pure and lniiuensolv aj*'torpidity of the liver 25cent cr bo COLOGNE. do not deny that ho possesses genius, valuabli ilni teaspcjonful__ a few questions. i iith will in ik i herns 1 tj tiki Shindiin i,ri ilit on I tu- pose 1 tW Sold by all DruggiM*. "fetf to 1 pint food S.ild i.uYvUun or suit by mail for 8 iettu stamp* 1 'JOHNSON & Co". liosToiTSiAiii*.' but assert that any country bumpkin SPILLS ST. PAUL, MINN Did she love him well enough to live jnnnoTLEvi could give him a point worth knowing. Was she agood An exqshltely fra- him9 in a cottage with KIDNEYMKJRT grant pertume with Did she think Said a Chicago girl with a pair of coral bottle-washerp exceptionally laitmg cook and properties lips that would tempt an anchorite, happ3r? it a wife's duty to make home SB and 75 cents. IS A SURE CU RE "Yes, I have met Victor Hugo, but he PARKER'S Would she consult his tastes and wishes is altogether too bashful to suit me." concerning her associates and pursuits for all diseases of the Kidneys and GINGER TONIC Successor to John, C. Zieske. LIVER in life? Was she economical? Could she make her own clothes, etc. ACAJEOSS NEW RICH BLOOD, Told Him Where. Manufacturer of and Dealer in It has specific action on this most important The young lady said that before she An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and. The old squatter's spirit. A deputy answered his questions she would assure HARNESSES, This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, And will completely change the blood in th* entire system in three months. Any per- inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of ,i Mandrake, Stillingia, and many other of the best United States marshal, hunting for little him of some negative irtues she possessed. SADDLES, the Bile, and by keeping the bowels in free son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to sound vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of distillers, stopped at a mountain She never drank, smoked or chewed condition, effecting ite regular discharge. the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is health, If such a thing bo possible. For curing Female Complaints these Pills have no COLLARS, road blacksmith shop in Arkansas. The never owed a bill to her laundiy or The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for The abov3 is a correct map of the BRIDLES, If you arc suffering from Female Complaints, blacksmith appeared in the doorway, tailor never staid out all night pla mg eight letter-stamps. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. Wortwill surely relieve and quickly cure. ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, BLANKET^, and the deputy marshal, as it was In the Spring to cleanse the System, every billiards never lounged on the sa*e age or any disease or infirmity, take Parker's one should take a thorough course of it. CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. ROBES & neither morning nor evening, but knowing And 1U immediate connections Through Tiains daily Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body corner and ogled giddy girls never u- SOLD BY DRUOCISTS. Price SI. and give you new life and vigor. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENTvUlMnstantainoiiblv From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, the directness of expression required stood in with the bo\s for cigars and WHIPS, KIDNEY-WORT relieve thise terrible diseases, and will positirolr 7 IOO DOLLARS without change, connecting with all lines by the natives, said: TRUNKS wine ^suppers. cure nine cases out of ton Infornntion that will saro Paid for anythinginjunous found in Ginger Tonic EAST and SOUTHEAST. many lives sent free by mail Don delay a moment. or for a failure to help or cure. "Good day, sir." "Now," said she, rising indignantly, Prevention Is bettor than cure VALISES, The only line running Through Cars between 60c and $1 sites at deal.rs In drag). Large saving baying 'Good bye," replied the blacksmith. "I am assured by those A\ ho know that JOHWSOSM'S ANODYNE LINIMENT L^W3g& f. Siit. Ssnd for circular to Hiscox 4 Co, 163 Wm St.,N MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. &c, &c, &c. "I don't mean good bye I mean how you do all those things, and it is rat Through Trains between Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. are you?" absurd tor \ou to expect all the vhtui's KIDNEY-WORT MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, "How am I about what?" connecting in Union Depot for all Points SouPi and in me while ou do not possess an Southwest. Close connections made with St & Al MAKE HENS LAY An English tcrin ir/ Surgeon and Chemist Main St. Sleepy Eye,Minn. "Things in general." them yourself. I can never be ir P. and St." P. & Duluth Railroads, from and to all FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF now travtJiii,' in this uiuntrv, sa that most I points North and North-West "I'm willing." wife," and she bowed him out and left of the Horse and Cattle I'owders nold here CONSTIPATION. RKVKIIBRK! PULI.MAV PALACK SlKPlNf. are worthlcis tr ish He saj 3 that Sheridan "Willing for what?" asked the deputy him standing on the cold door step, a CAFS on all night Trains Through Tickets and ba,r DIAMOND Condition 1 owders are absolutely pure and .si'e checked to destination For time tables, rate of marshal. madder if not a isei man tomensely /tillable Jvothmg on eaith will make hens laj like Sheridan's Condition Powders Dose 1 teaaD'n- f.ue, etc, call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address Ifo otherdiaease la BO prevalentin this country fljl to 1 pint food Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 lettsr-itwnpi. J, 8. JOBSSOM tfc Co., BotrToV, MIV "To take a drink." S. BOYD. as Constipation, and no remedy has ever CATARRH equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a "Say, I want to go to Jones' Point." Cen'l Tkt. A Pass. AgH, Minneapolis. He Wouldn't Quit '"Cause He'd Done our*. Whateverthe cause, howeverobstinate "Why don't you go, then?" m* the ease, thi* remedy will ovroome it. Quit." distressing S REMEDY, "Because I want information." TH3 PILEft A fiesli countrv man came to Atlanta BSWWB plaint Is very apt to be "What information do you want?" a short time since to get a situation on Complioatedwitlieenatipatton. Kidney-Wort A Positive Cure for Catarrh of nil strengthens tho weakenedparts and quickly "That's all right. I'd give $5 to some of the many railroads centeiing kinds. It 9 Instantaneous in lfic ourea all kindsof File* evenwhen physicians know exactly where I am," and he and Permanent in Kettnlt. Cures at any Indian Blood. Syrup and medicines have before failed. here. He gained admittance soon after stage of the disease, lias cured cases so terrible 42- ysnt you have eitherof these troubles looked around anxiously. "Well, his arrival, and commenced the following that bones cacae from the nose. USE .nSruggisrtTsen here," said the blacksmith, "if you m-J iHim: conversation with a railroad official: Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh Remedy Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, won't tell anybody that I told you I'll is mildand pleasant, affording immeJtate "I want to get some work on the rail- 'KIDNEY-WORT Iteltef and promptcure in all casesot Caturrltr. Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Blo&. tell you." road." Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. "I won't tell anybody." "What can you do?" said the railroad It will lemove Polypus and effectually euro Millions testify to its efficacy in healing "If them whisky makers come around Watery and Purulent Discharges fiom the Head man. and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly the above named diseases, and pronounce with guns you won't let 'em know that "Oh, most an}thing." testore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing I told you?" relieve Headache, Break op Colds in the Head it to be the "Can you run a locomotive?" Strengthen the Voice and Eyss Purify, Regulate "No, I swear I won't." "A loco-what?" inquisitively asked BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. "I'm sorter feared. Ride up closer Head and Throat Price, 50 cents. the countryman. a certain core for all diseases to the door. If Pete Smith or Nath DIAMOND Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. "An engine, I mean." requiring a complete tonic: especially TRADE MASK. Moore wanter know whar you got your "Well, I can't siy I can, but I have Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent ITAGENTS WANTEDS We continue to information you won't tell 'em, you INVIGORATOR. rid on 'em and 1 could mighty soon Fevers, Want of Appetite, actassohcitorefor say?" and the blacksmith looked around know how Iioss of Strength, Lack of Energy, patents, caveats, Laboratory 7 7 W. 3dSt, NewYork City. Druggists sell it Dr. Evory Diamond Invlgorator Is anxiously, moved uneasily and looked trade-marks, copyrights, etc.,for ''We have no time to learn 3 ou Probably etc. Enriches the blood, strength* a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and towairl the woods. the United States, and to obtainpatents Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, whole 3011 can lay tiack. Have }ou ens tire muscles, and gives new in Canada, England, France, some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies "And you'll give me five dollars to ever tried that?" life to the nerves. Acts like t\ CIBLEY'SgEEDS Geimany, and all other countries. and Strengthens the entire system. tell you exactlv whar vou are?" charm on the digestive organs, "I can't say that I can." For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Thirty-six years' practice. No "Yes." Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Kheumatle charge for examination of models or drawings. removing all dyspeptic symptoms The railroad man studied a while,and Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, riatulency, Advice by mail free. "Gimmeyour money." such as tasting the food, Belching remarked- "I don't think 30U Know Kausea, Sick Headache and 'Kidney Complaints, Patents obtained through ns aro noticed in The money was paid over, and tho it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn much about lailroad business, but if the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has for ALL. CL.IMATI.s. blacksmith cautiously putting it in his Ask your Druggist for these Remedi Of AL.T-. PLANTS, for ATJJ C'ROPhs ior AA,^ *tc The only lion Preparation you want a place just for the name of it, the largest circulation, and is the most influential Alll are tested, onlj the bei-t Bent out es and take no othe r: or will be sent pocket, looked around again and said: that will not blacken the teeth or Grain and I arm Seed iHanual Hihtory and best methods I I'll give you a place as car coupler newspaper of its kind published in tho Free on receipt of price* of culture of Grain* Itoot Crops, Grapses, Fodder Crops, Trera "Now with a promise that you won't world. The advantages ot such a notice every give headache. Sold by all Druggists You can report to Mr. and he will Planting, etc only lOcts. Annual Catalogue and Vrica Hit of pQQR SEEDS. ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. patentee understands. blow on me" several thouwmdvarif ties, FltrK. ....._,. at $1.00 a bottle. tell you what to do. It will pay 3*011 fAddree' Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. Thislargo and splendidly illustrated newspaperis HIRAM SIBLEY & O. CHICAGO,III. Rochester.N.Y, "I want to know where I am." SIBLEY'S SEEDS $10 per week when you leain to do the P. O. Box 3360. 104 John Street. New ork. BROWN CHEMICAL* CO. published^*VEEKI.Yat$3.20ayear, Absolutely Pure. "You are right here," and dodging work. and is admitted to be tho best paper devoted Baltimore, Md. tsssesassasi S3BES222aE2SSr3K2ECS3SffiaEZaBSK3SaSQ3=ffl3ZIS5^ through the shop the blacksmith disappeared, to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering The countryman was delighted tho a that all Iron Bitters are mado by BBOWD CHEMICAL THE "THE BEST IS CHEAPEST.'* IOO PRE8EN T1 leaving the officer no wiser but works, and other departments of industrial s, Go uud have crossed red lines uml trade mark on wrapper wages were as large as he expected, and This ponder never ranea. A marvel of purity 8 DesringTwineBinder progress, published in any country. Single THRFSHFRQ BEWARE dF IMITAT* jNS. Jive dollars behind on futures. BSGOES. strenght and whole&oaencss. More- econom in he hurried oil* to hunt the man he was to ForaHwhlietkttwlIl i copies by mail, 10 cqpts. Sold by all news* than the ordinary kinds and cinnot be sold in report to. dealers. Saw aa Fast and Eaqf impetition with themultitude of low test, short Horsepowers IHH-OHI-nO CloverHollert weight, alnm or phosphate powdeis. Sold onh Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* About three da}s after this conversation as this one, (Suitedtoall sections Writefor ritEKIUui Pamphlet The Missing Link. in cans ROWAL BAMK POWDER CO 106 Wall tific American. 261 Broadway, Netf York. the countryman came back to the ad Pricesto ToeAaltman & Taylor Co, lianaflold, Ohio. Str., N. Dec 1 Hapsibook about patents mailed free. There is on exhibition at the Royal railroad official. His right hand was in PATENTS THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. Aquarium, Westminster, a little girl is now madefopthe fourth year and a sling, his left hand was black and .1 SIMOIVET, seven years old, who, it is claimed, is a MERIDEN, CONN. blue, and ought to have been wrapped lias a record of unqualified success. UPHOLSTERER, specimen of the missing link between up. He was dragging his left leg behind AIL W A I It was the first made and has been This fa the King/of Baw machine*. i man and the anthropoid apes. This little Manufacturer of first l-clase parlor furnitnre as him as he walked, and a piece of thought to perfection while competing saws off a 2 foot log In a minutes* waif came from Borneo, and belongs MJVIJVG CHAM, JtlJi THUS BS, his ear was gone, and the left side of his )TUE( 80,000 in, use. The cheapest *^it^ andimitating machines have been to the Lao country she is called Krao. Itraperies, ambi equina, Etc. Chicago& Nortti-Western face was a solid scratch. Altogether he made,and folly warranted, rirctiidr ftpou The body of this child is completely STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, All kinds of upholstered furniture neatlyrepaird made for only one or two seasons looked as if he had been through a Pnlted States Manufacturing Co., Chleage, lUs? covered with a coating of dense black A LARGE STOCK OF LPHOL8TERED GOODS AKTD and some of them are adverted thrashing machine. He inquired mournfully CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT Ladles' Scissors and In Erasers. Railway is the I will mail a copy hair, a quarter of an inch long the skin, FURNITURE ALWAYS KKPT ON E-ND OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE this year for the first time. STEEMake all styles of if he could get a pass ticket to PENS. of my Mew BOOK, such of it as is seen, is% 8end a rough sketch.or (If you can} a model of yonr of a dark olive Orders by mail piomptly attended to Lincolnton. And the It nses small inexpensive -1 "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," invention to 6EOROG K. LEMON, Washlns. brown. Krao has many of the traits of the 4 53 WacoutaCor, Eight. St. ST PAUL ton, O. V., and a Preliminary Examination UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE "You are not going to quit?" asked never fails to bind every bundle and monkey, she has the full pouched cheeks, We show cutof PatentAdjnstahleQuillActionReservoirTen, will be made of all United States patents of the send his name and post-office address^ifidMxCefits the railroad man. The Acmes" andvrillmailsamplegrossoureceiptof$2. same classof inventions and you will be advised CHICA GmO It ia the Great Thoroughiai fro and to is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, into which she stufis her food, monkey in stamps to pay postage. vmum whetheror not a patent can be obtained. PENSIONSanrdSoldiers "No, I ain't gwine to quit, 'cause I've fo '(Widows Parent* CONSUMl1"*"*" MOST DURABLE AND BEST fashion. Like the anthropoids, herfeet are To any one suffering with OB THIS PRELIMINARY EXAMINA- Children Any disease, done quit. I want to go home. This TION NO CSARGE IS MADE. or BRONCHITISA,i the intormationinTthisBookleH-SodtoeiERprovidencOegHi, wound or injury entitles Millions prehensile, and the hands so flexible that ASTHAjCATftK greatk FINISHED MACHINE in the What will a Patent Cost? of value and may th appropriated and workins business don't suit me. If I stay here a And all points in Northern Illinois, Central, save many useful ives Addrsit they bend back over the wrists the lips force doubled Prompt work and homes made happy Fe market. entitled|j'd week I won't be able to git home. I'm Eastern and Northwestern lowaT, married., $io Appl now. WidOWS, fe now BodurinY ttS*Our whole line of Peng will be sold by the trade fook ^-a Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, widowhood GreatguccrssrnlNCREASEcses BOUNT )rotrude, so as to give her a chimpanzee oarPrice List* furnished to dealers on application. \Su If you are advised that yonr invention is patentable, a gwine!" Any one who buys the DEERIKO Dakota, Manitoba, Central and send 880 to pay Government applieation fee there are some symptoms of an anld Back Pay and Discharges procuredt. Destriers entitlevdeto rIn Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyomingr, a al dues under new laws A T"IM^Tft*' of HIS, and 85 for the drawings required by the avoids every chance of trouble cured BINDER Vr tors. Land Warrants aborted tail in the elongation of the Government. This is payable when application to Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, TO LADIES ONLY,! bought and sold. The"WORLD& SOLDI ER."(weekly IatfWstoresl!pos?tdpai*dbeautifu'ls or failure in the harvest made, and iall of the expense unless a patent Is allowed. California, Oregon, Washington Territory, In the Wrong Place. If you wish to spinal column. Yet this monkey-like paper) Sample copy free Send stamp for full instructions, GARDENING When allowed, the attorney'sfee (J35) aim British Columbia, China, Japan, growVegetables for blanks & bounty table. N W FITZGERALD & CO-, the final Government fee (8*0) ig payable. Thus creature appears to be as intelligent as A stranger entered the ofliee of an Kiwi-slated Batter Knife 1 JFOR PROFIT. the Sandwich Islands, Australia. New tension. Patent & Lai"i Att'i's. Washington, C* *.7i! MANUFACTURED BY Sale, read you knowbeforehand./or nothing .whetheryou are ocean steamer agent, on Griswold street, Zealand, and all principal points in the FREE! a European child of her own age. She BeaBttfa SUnr-pUted Snssr Shell Book, "Uansr William Deeving, If you wish to become tbe Flowers piece full siz ui with Commercial[I?- PRACTIOAL----.-.__ yesterday, says the Free Press, and is playful and "gentle, and can articulate NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. a __ Piano accompaniment retail from to 6 eac Patent will not advise yon that yonr Invention it With its own lines it traverses Northern an a Illustrated acaxiae Sis asked. Florist, read (FLORICULTURE many English words, which she uses intelligently. atentable. unless it really to patentable, so far aa months, if 18 stamp ar sen ILMNOIS, Central and Northern RELIABLE SELF-CURE, best Judgmentcan aid in determining tbe question CHICAGO. If you wish to Gar-. It seems there ai*e numerous "Can a man come from Ireland by IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- PLEASURE hence, you can rely on tbe advise riven after den for Amusement I GARDENINQ FO GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DACO- i" a preliminary examination is had DealmPat- specimens of the tribe to which she belongs your line?" Hannfaetnrer also of 0rf0on"?readUS TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations nU and the Reslairation or Labels, Trade A favorite prescription of one of the in Borneo. They are a hairy race, "He can, sir." PENSIONSrupture, that can be offered by any most noted and successful specialists in the TJ Tie Deering Light Reaper, The Deering and Wanuf Xarlu and Boissaes secured. Caveats pre. for SOLOIKB8, widows, parents,children.Pensions (now retired) for thecureotSTervoum DebMOyh pared and filed. Applications in revivor of Be* for railroad. Its train service equals that All by PETEB HETOEBSOIV. and when they reach adult life are of a "Will you bring over my oldest broth- XtOtMannooa,vrtUntemm.uaieov Sen! leeted,Abaaloae1,or Forfeited Cases made. wounds,accidental injuries, Mowers, and Ths Leader Eeajers. of any road: their speed is as great as low order of intelligence. Little Krao er?" Price $1.90 each, postpaid by mail. Inplainseaiedenvelope/Vee. Druggistscanfilliw very often valuable inventions are saved in these disease of lungs. comfort and safety willv permit they yet entitled veins,Pensioners now classes of cases If you have undertaken to secure heart, eyes*'r.3S8???2&s rheumatism,varicose piles.diarrhoea was a great favorite at the Aquarium, "We will that." make close connections in union depots f*a your own patent and failed, a skillful handlingof "fl!? Addrtts DR. WARD CO., Louisiana, Mo. Our Combined Catalogue of at junction and terminal points with and the Darwinians, of course, claim the case may lead to success. Sendme a written re- entitled to m1 INCREASE BOUNTY yet due thousands. "For how much?" SEEDS the leading railroads of the West ana Soldiers and heirs of 1812 and Mexican wars entitled to JOYFUL that she and her kindred established the "In first-rate shape for $30." Northwest, and offer to those that use FEXSIOK and LAUD WABEANTS. We have unexcelled attor'. Newsfor Coys and GirlsII lEHSTIC TRUSS Attor facilities for securing PATENTS. Employ an them probability of the theory that the human ft "I think I'll pay the money," said Young and Old 1! A. NEW IM. latta ney in Washington. Send two stamps lor laws, title of the invention and about the date of fillnc VENTIOK just patented tnem. iHaiaPad race did descend from some extinct SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY SJjJMiPtf*Paten blanks and instructions. PLANTS ^CiJvIa7w the stranger, but, as he was pulling your application. An examination and report will hcni for Home use 1 At CHICAGO it makes close connection costyou nothing:. Searches made for titleto inventions, species of anthropoid apes.Demotes?s I Ball out his wallet, the agent asked: nsys,teek-ssKaK.Waahistjtoe, 0, Fret and 8croIl Sawing, Turnrapi in fact any information relating to Patents with all other railroads at that city. petitions of the body, whUaUu Monthly. Boring, Drilling,Gnnding, Eoliehinr. promptly furnished. Copies of Patent* mailed at "In what paft of Ireland is yom It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on Bal li a tb* cop fraaMt sack tba WBS& the regular Government rates, (See. each.) Rememberthisoffice r Cutting. Price t5toISO. all through trains, PARLOR, CARS on its brother?" For 1869, sent free on application. wit* tfc*rt|M With 1M has been in successful operation EININGlCARS Send 6 cents for 100 pages. rincipa routes, and NORTH-WESTERN Since 1885. and yoH therefore reap th#benefits of BEOWK, Lowell "In the Dublin jail, sir, as a suspect! PETER HENDERSON & CO on its COUNCIL BLUFFS faraadnltfcLaadandlealcBMcarUitt. Itltan, darabft The publishers of a German novel experience, besides reference can be grVen to ac smahMC 5mtbynan. Chealaafoa, and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS If he was out he would be plenty able fnal clients in almost every county in the V. S. 3S Oortlaadt St, New York. recently did a neat thing in the way of through day express trains. tteUSIOH TBUSS CO.. ChlcafO, HI remphlet relating to Patents free upon reausst. to take care of himself, he would." If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations advertising. They caused to be inserted CEO. E. LEMON, you will buy your Tickets "But we can't get him out of jail you Sawing Made Easy. in most of the newspapers a notice by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE know." NNJJAL OTHER. to the effect that a certain nobleman of LYON&HEALY 615 15th gt., WASHINGTON, C. For rates for single or round .trip "Neither can I, you know, though ^J^MltWOstiij^^saj Attoniey-at-I.aw and Solicitor of. wealth and high position, desirous of The Sew Improved tickets and for full information in regard State & Monroe Sts., Chicago. earn and Fereiga Patrats. I've written seven letters to the jailer to finding a wife, wanted one who resembled I0NAECH LIGHTNING to all parts of the West, North and .^S^mforsoTSD^S&s^ -QR 1603vnaes, on8A accurate WillMndpteiMldtouiyaddicuthdr| do a decent deed, and let Barney go." Northwest, write to General Passenger ANDJDATALOOUE, the heroine in the novel named. .1 be mailed BM mnto alET applicants, __ JfntA-KJ. S,lM SMMtsaft* 5f Is the cheapest and Ut. Agent, at Chicago, HI. 1 tomersoflastyesSU,withoultappucani for 1&3, 00 page ^10 Eognvinp orderingI It contains 5S2HSi2Sp*ge*J600M Thereupon every marriageable woman A boy sixteen years ok to al All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets of I nitruuwpU, Suits, Capi, Belli, 'attmuAeatu 'Pompons. Epaolett, Cap-Lnnpi. by this Line. who saw the notice bought the book in trial Bene asscriptions and valuable directionFlower for planting JH&&J& Vegetabl and Seeds Mitk*mtJtuim Ill's 1 i SUodi. Drum MajorH SUA. Mid J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, MP0 A Boston paper calls Jos. Cook "the Kstal for IUustnued Catalogue containing testlmon order to see what the heroine was lifce, Hals, Sundry Band Ootnts, Ri wpe^ Hants, Fruit Traetvetc. Invaluable-to all, v U4U. rf l\'t.'i flea. Snp't. 2dVice-Pres and Qen. Hanaro sand fall particulars OnrraVWA.irTEB. Hfld the work bad a large sa 'Matcriali, alio IncludM Instruction and tallyto Market Gardeners. SeudforitlI apostle of the gospel of wind." ,g W. H. STENNETT, ^^T rcites for Amatrar Bands, tad a rCbois* BrM Mat** D. M, FERRY & CO. DETROIT MlQH. Gea. Fan. Ajjt., CMca^ v ^t*^.f*^**"**l**^l &*^^SSs*Cr wrfaff"'*^ asim HHitii'i'fe'-f'Hifcftii' iaiMi iin isn^sfli-rh ii.t^'' &S&r~.*L* r~n