?mmm\m gwsswMtedAjrs*.W THE GREATGERMAN merchant took ottt one of the notes to Fromentin As a Painter of ifones. WIT AHTJ flgMOB. give it to the man as his reward. But Henry EcRford's interesting illustrated the latter asked him, if it made no difference, article in the- Century I jmj. "Eugene The drinker of wormwood soon becomes THE BEST FOR PAIN. to let him have the money in Fronfentin," describes asr follows his absinthe-minded smaller sums, as, being a poor man,he method of studying, ,-the motion of "Your language is wholly uncalled might have some difficulty in procuring OF ALU horses: t$& .j, tpe Northwest, for," as the publisher told the author Believessad com'' change for so large an amount. The The biography states that Fromentin whose works failed to sell. merchant, glad to get his lost money ^V^CetaBd) Bnttmt Jfrtiker*. *&* was never satisfied with himself in regard Don't leave off your gums.NewHa- NaMralgU^S^ back againjvillingly consented, and the to an animal seldom absent from Men's Furaisliers and Shirt makers. ^#$$8 ven Register. No, indeed you may Sciatica, Lumbago, honest finder took his departure. Some them tofitnew teeth to. his pictures, and which certainly adds a ee 'XJ\{, honest old farmer is often time later, wben the merchant wanted great chatm to the scenes. The beauty BACKACIIK. ".-&\B Thist iswaterine an ag of universal deceit, his stock. Chicag to change one of the notes, it turned out TOE MA3TATO BEAST. HEADACHE, TOOTHApHB, 1e"n1 and movement of 'the Arabian horses gv ^^'1X^ tiy $- t"*r SORE THROAT* to be forged, as were also the eight W$FS were studied incessantly.. He was always others so that he had now lost 10,000 For more than a third,of a century tlie Ptaqa watching them in Algiers, he QUINSY, SWEMJNG& I For the E RCHAHTmsSSJt^ V:pO francs, instead of 9,000. I Mexican SXnstang liniment hxu3 been GARDENER*wFarown owned several in France. One of his politician to an acquainta known to millions all over tiro world s For the MARKET a 4^, r." 'Is,. i "Is am going to rim for State Treasur- the only safe reliance for the rejief of Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, fellow-painters has said that Fromentin QF^Ffc^'For the PRIVATE FAMILYouron er -:T accidents and pain. It is a medicine FROSTBITES, M drew horses much oftener and much Adding toArable Soil. above price ana pi\iisethe best or its vbba rown by rselves BUBNS, SCAM \t'\ better from memory or intuition than bind. For very form of external paiu The welcome news has been published ance. "That is unnecessary," the ac- Z3T Ilandsomo IHustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO AI*L. from life. M. Gonse insinuates that he INVENTION'S 1 IJ'f HAVK !iKfe.I KKJiSCTi-i /v quaintance replied "wait*until you're And all other bodily aches that an artesian well, not far from MEXICAN and pains. may. still, in mos'n ases, be patented by ns Beinj !f did them better from chic, a word that MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE MST. Denver, has succeeded in reaching water. elected, and then do your running." oppcaitethe IT. S. 'stent Office, aird engnced ii FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE has almost always a slightly disparaging PATENT BOSINKfSKXCLUSJVELY, we can secure DAV!8 LANDBETH&S9NS.SEED GROWERS,PHILADELPHIA Should this news be true, it is of /fThe reason why woman cannot ucceed Sold by all Druggists and patents In less time than tliowe who are re meaning, since it refers to work '$ immense moment to the people of the Dealers Directions in 11 m'cte from Washington and who mnstdepend up as well as man in the walks of life languages. done quickly, off-hand, without recourse MustangLiniment is without an equal. United States. For it renders it possible on the matlsin all transactions wittutlie Patent is because, when she is on the walks, The Charles A. Vogeler Co, It penetrates flesh and muscle to to models. Lack of early drill Office. to make arable land of million? the eery honemaking the continuance (Swxewon to A. VOGELER* CO.) When Inventors.' mode lor sketeb we "I one hand is usually employedin holding in the profession is the explanation. lt and millions of acres of soil which is pHwiMr BUTTER COLOR of pain and inflammation impossible. search in the Patet. ifiice and advise as to its pa" Itnliiiunrr, Md* V. & 'Sfa up her dress. W ^W$$$ Writing to a friend, Fromentin mentioned Its effects upon Unman Flesh and now waterless, or which has but a small tentydbility*'REEo)f aAX.au. CorrosponJenceoon si?- Heard in a bric-a-brac store: Customer"Have the Brnte Creation are equally wonderful. fideKtlal.-piices low and NO CHARGE UNLES Ms attempt to master the drawing downfall of rain in a short period of "the Tho Mexican "A.TBNT13 OBTAli ED. you any more Louis XTV. of horses: "You know I had year. It is the peculiarity of our western MUSTANG The larsestButter BuyersTecoimnend Its usf Gives Butter tliocllt-edged color the yearroand. We refer to Hon. P. simaster General M-Kej *L furniture?" New clerk"No, madame Thousands of"Dalryt.^a say I Irt PERFECT T.. Used bvallthe beat Creameries. Awarded the Inter* 'Euloge' and an -Arab horse. I have *EC deserts that a very little water .ev. P. Powder, 11 officials in the U. S. Patenl JjatloualDiplomaatW.Y.DairyFair. AskvourdroKCistormerchantf4rit orwrifetQasfewhatIti8.wbai not just now. The men in our factory Office, and especially ioour clients in e\ery State used both, unfortunately without much makes them amazingly fruitful. It nsest',*- get" "T5UL&. KlCIf ARDSOV & Proprietors. BarUaateB* V- tt costs, who where to it of theDnionandin .nada. For special referen are on a strike." '^$ZMMw$MW'*tf*i system, learning everything and studying now seems as if the time is coming when Xmt. l^^ftl -^Rff^^A^D.JfTHE fBES-T ces, terms,advice, & Address A blind man, for fifty years occupant nothing really to the bottom so Liniment is needed by somebody in all the deserts of the earth will be rendered if A "mou Ac Co.. RAIL W A^f every house. Every daybringsnews cf of a Connecticut almshouse, has such a -^OppositePatent office. Wat-U that, after I have worked very, very useful to man. The French Engineers the agony of an awful scald or barn remarkable memory that he can repeat hard, I am not in the least pleased with have for years past been steadily subdued, of rheuinatlo martyrs restored, .PEOPLE WHO LIVE )THE( __ Vegetable and JTIower 8ee Catal A any sermon he hears almost wora for or a valuable bone or ox myself. I am'no further along in the at work reclaiming, the Desert of Chicago&North-Western 1835 wUI be sent FRBE to all who apply. Ciatpiaeis of saved by the healing power of this ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL last season need cot write foi it.- All seed sent from my word. There are some afflictions before exact knowledge of my animal. I.have Sahara by means of artesian wells. A LINIMENT establishment warranted tobe both ftesh and true to name. SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and its various so fat. that should it prove otherwise. I agree to refill w scarcely begun, not to render a horse, which common humanity stands aghast. Uranch Lines, now apart of the great number of these have been sunk order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed one of Railway is the dl\idago, gt^kt^M^^e. ri. .j. A young man should always want to but to comprehend his proportions as along the western border, 150 of which OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE see himself as others see him, and in for the knowledge of details most necessary are in the province of Constantine, and H?I are progressing steadily towards And the Potatoes SfarMebead Early Corn, the HaMtard doing so he will find that his ears never to merely build him up, I am as thejr which 98 Snub ailments ef Squatdi, Harblefeead Cabbaca, l*htaney*aXdoB the HUfflAN FLESH-aa UNITED STATES FAST MAIL ROUTE seem so big as they do in spring time ignorant of that as possible. Possibly -n end a score of other new Vegetables. I invite the patron- the interior of the desert. M. Jus, who Rheumatism, Swellings, Stlfl* 'VW&'^i'Z'-ig. ace of the public. In the gardens and on the farms of warm: -3 know that this is the short and quick Line to al after he has had ":%CfiS-vr his hai cut for the only use of the many studies and has for twenty years superintended *&- *j.taose who plant my seed will be found my best adrertisenent. Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns It 18 the Great Thoroughfare trom and to CICAGO alHl poiuts Contest and Western Missouri, to al JamssJ. H. CresCryyMarbhJicaa. Mass. and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and sketches which I bring back is the weather. these magnificent works, has recently And poii\t3 in Northern Illinois, Central, points in Kansus, Nehrnska, Colorado. Texas. Sprains^ Poisonous Bites and Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, change I have made in the air and in California, Arizona, New. nnil Old Mexico, nn reported on this interesting topic, and A dispatch announces that a western Stings* Stiffness, ILameness, Old **~l Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota,Dakota, Uint this l* the Only Line between Minnesota my studio, and the fact that I have had Sores,Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, among the curious phenomena he notices* station agent is missing, and although Manitoba, Central and med the South Wet, An iifiii-V-u:tr:arjrslr! and Chemist, aow Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and at Paris, under my eyes, in order to Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming:, is the finding of fishes and crabs T1IHOUGH 7 Git EAT CITIES the human eye is susceptible of great travuling 'ih-'-ihW country, says thai most of the C-rJ Indeed every form of external disease. Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Horse and Cattle fowlers .sold here are worth- S O support and guide me, something which in these waters at very great depths. It heals without scars. education, yet it requires a struggle to California, Oreyon, Washington Territory,British less trusb, 'e sayi, that Sheridan's Coedilion .^7* of the populous Missouri Valley, namely: A recalls nature a little bit." He used td For the BRUTE CREATION it cures He says the crabs, when cooked, have Piiw^er-s re abolutel pare and Immensely Columbia, China, Japan, keep from reading it "treasurer'' instead tiiaux City, Council Bin O1110 L. Sprains, Swinny,- StnT Joints, Hke'Sberiduii'st.Vnrtitioh Itiwders. Uose'lteaspqonful .'.ft ike hens lay ...._ have his horses led and ridden up and the Sandwich Islands, Australia, ifew a delicious flavor. It is clear the world St. Joseph Jttehiuon, ennn of agent. 1. S. Joit.ssos 4 CO., BOSTOK.MAS& Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Bis* hold everywhere or sent by mail for 8 iatter-stamps, Zealand, and all principal points in the corlAand Passat CityTho down before him in the hope of seizing will not have to pay heed to the dreadful eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, Mamma"Why are you always beating St. tnl k. Sioux City Railroad, now know. NORTH', NORTHWEST and WEST. Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windslls, the secret of their motion. Luckily for forebodings of. Malthus for many AS the Western itivMon of the .Chicago, S your doll? That isn't nice. Elsa With its own lines it traverses North SId Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, Fromentin, the photographic secret of Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha Lino, is also the Slut years to come, for the. reclaiming of ern IIXTNOIS, Central and Northern "Yes, it is. I must beat the doll, because Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon and Direct l.tne from Central :ind Western Mn the motion of the horse was not yet deserts by artesian wells would furnish the Sight and every other ailment IOW A, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- I don't want papa to tell me, as nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota, Nebra.-ka and tl GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- to which the occupants of the published when he died. Had he seen soil to suppty food for hundreds of millions SoiitluWestto he always tells you, that I am spoiling TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations Stable and Stoelc Yard are liable. ST. PAULrMINNEAPOLIS the distorted legs of trotters as the instantaneous N of people. Some day no doubt that can be offered by any The Blexiean Mustang Idnln9nt my children." railroad. Its train service equals that photograph faithfully report always cures and never disappoints human ingenuity and industry will find rind the entire North and North.West, ant' to (t or any road: their speed is as great as "Why don't you eat like you do at and It Is, positively,''^ ,ifh them, and had he heard the choijis some means of utilizing rocky soils. Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. comfort and safety will permit: they MAKE NEW RICH^eLOOD home?" said the rural bridegroom to Jit St. Paul connection* are made with *h .St make close connections in union depots THE BEST of wiseacres applauding these curiosities Perhaps stones and boulders may be Sitwlern itivlston of the Chicago, St. Paul, Mi' his bride, at St. Nicholas table d'hote, at junction and terminal points with for the good effect they are expected crushed, and proper chemicals added to neapolis SiOmala line, for Northern and Cevtrr the leading railroads of the West and as she nibbled this and tasted that in And wUI completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any per- to have on art, it is likely that Wisiioiisin, and ,o Chicago and all points ka^ Northwest, and offer to those that use make new soil in stony places. And so OF ALL her embarrassment "them folks over son who will take 1 Pill each night firom 1 to 13 weeks, may be restored to sound and the running of trains is so arranged that,, them he would not have Avaited till 1876 to in time it may come to pass that a mold sen gets from the Western Division of tin lit LINIMENTS health, If such a thing be possible. For curing: Female Complaints these Pills have no there don't pay no more'n we do, and SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY die. ^/-?,'--'j may cover the granite hills of New England can have from one to one and one hail hours equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for you area goose to be afraid." |||SS At CHICAGO" it makes close connection t, teutl to business in St Faul if desired. which will be as fertile as the rich f^-' with all other railroads at thrfccity ^ighi letter-stamps. Send for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. MRS. LYDIA PIMKHAi, OFLYHH, MASS UfUen you f.\ South or South Westbehur* Deaths by violence average about 40,- It runs PALACE SLTSKPING OAKS or river bottoms of the West. The earth to^over tUisLfne through the neven SSig- flit, erincipal/routes,n,itdA all through trains PRL OR CARSon'Tte CROUP, ASTHPV1A, BRONCHITIS. 000 a year in Russia, there being an is capable of supporting twenty times and wiieti'jtoc go north, east or northwest, 1 an NORTH-WESTE R^ average of ten murders a day. About through St. awl the tireat Railroad JOHNSON'S ANODYNE ONIMENTwilllnstanI the number of its present inhabitants. INTNG CARS COUNCIL "BLUFFS 70S MAN 0B BEAST. Taneou.sly relieve these terrible diseases, and will positiTely the greatNorthwcst 1,250 are frozen to death every, year. and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS It is said if Ireland were as populous cure nino cases out of ten. Information that will save Two passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chic: through day express trains. 1 many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a momnt. And yet with all these advantages, Russian relatively as the Island of Guernsey, it through Klroy and Madison, with Pullman Ptl I Prevention ts better than cure. If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations Sleeping Cars or ench rain. newspapers are stupid.Boston would contain 40,000,000 of people. you will buv your Tickets ANODYNE LINItVSEMT( (For Internal and Externai THROITGU TICKETS 1J Post. by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE Hackin- WhoopingCUKhS..f/") That it is not equally fruitful and prosperous rfrla. iBfiu.wa, .or Luiips, nieedinpr at the Lungs,Chronic Hoarseness, 'ou^ii. Cough OTHER. A North Carolina woman, aged 54, is because of "perverse human institutions i .ic i{a'uaiat!Sm Chronic IH.irrhooa, Chronic Iysehtterv Cholera Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseases of For rates for single or round trip er this route are on sale at all principal static PARKER'S has just begun to learn to read. Probably and i-fituc Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S. JOHNSON Co., BOSTON, MASS. tickets end for full information in re^ in the way of wicked landlaws. Be sure and buy a through ticket as they are gt Slorthwestl,parts ard to al of the West, North and -iMlly cheaper: but if you cannot get the tkht she was informed by an enemy HAIR DeinoresPs Monthly for March. An Ervlwh Tt'te'Jimrv Surseon and Chemist, I write to forthwest write to General Passenger you desire or the "ifrrmation wanted about rateconnections, BALSAM. trave'wiiK tins coutitrv, snystltat most I that her name was in one of the local Agent, at Chicago, Hi. Ac fctyour home station, write i the II' rs Hiid C'atile Powders sold here) papers. When a woman's curiosity is All Coupon Ticket Agents coll Tickets -,*,xffi,'. is tha tuiderfcigned, and your letter will ween ire wonliiess tr.tsh. He saya that Sheridan's I by this Line. i?ifj$n i-j. prompv attention. T.W.TEASDALK, condition lswiier arc absolutely pure and once aroused there is no telling what A perfectdress" J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, irnruenBelv valuable. NOUIHIB on "earth will make hem lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Doso. 1 teasn'n- V. B. CLARKE. General Agent, if|H He Wanted A Puffi V''H*? Ing, elegantlyper- she'll do in order to gratify it. Gen. Sun't. 2 Viee-F'ivs and Gen. Manager ul to 1 pint ttwd. ^old everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. 8. JOHHSON & Co., BOSTON, MASS. 'Chsn. Traffic Manager. St. Puul Winn fumed and harm- W. H. STBNNBTT, "Sayi mister, gi's a puff?'* demanded 1Y ES BROS. GOTER Ex-Secretary Evarts has thirteen less. Removes iW Oen. I'ass. A^r., ChicagoMNEAPOLIS&ST.lGUiS a ragged urchin, as he stood scratching dandruff, restores daughters. It is reported that he never natural color and his head and eying the city editor. R'Y locks the front door Sunday nights until WEIOLESALE preventsbaldness "What do you want of a puff?" 60 cents and $1 after 12 o'clock, and even then he lies ifcMttdruggbU. growled the city editor. "Who are you AMD TIIIt awake an hour worrying for fear there rLCBISTOlT "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." and what have you got to puff?" Indian Blood. Syrup may be a stray couple in the dining-room COLOGNE, "We got a Passion Play in a lot up which he has overlooked. yander! Say, mister, gi's a puff?" ST. PAUL, Ml\ It is alleged that Socrates said that a Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver. An ewjIsHe5y fra-1 "Are you Salmi Morse?" asked "the (jrant por.ume with I man should get drunk once a month, but JULIUS.- m. LEVIGINGERE city editor, with a grin. exceptionally lasting I Bowels. Kidneys, Skin and Blood. that he should lock himself in his chamber, properties. "No, you bet your lifcf^Tm Judas I 2C and IS cents. and drink good wine. This seems Millions testify to its efficacy in healing PARKR'S .IFJ.1 Iscariot. -Patsey Daily is Salmi, and Gi'sLYDIA E. PINKHAM'S to be a very good idea, and if Socrates TONIC my part is to bust him in the ear! the above named diseases, and pro-4 were not dead at present, we might suggest a puff?" VEGETABLE COMPOUND. ^^rfj^ that we would provide the chamber -f'Suocessor to John. Zieske. nounoe it to be the "Look here!" exclaimed the city editor. if he would furnish the wine. Is a Positive Cure An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates "Do you know what the Passion BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MANj This delicious combination of Ginger, 13uchu, Small boy of eight (looking over picture for all those Palnflil Complaint* and WealtnCMM M.-iimfsKjtuierof and DjcaJfr iw(^ Play is?" Mandrake, Stillingia, and many other of the best ocommon toourberffemale population. bet! Me and Dolan and HARNESSES v. book- with boy of ten)What's TRADE MAKE Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. you1 "Well, vegetable remedies known, ones all disorders of Ibwlll cure entirely the worst form of Female Com* that? S. b. of tenWhy, don't you SADDLES, ^$m the bowels, stomach, hver, kidneys and lungs, & is Hogan is Jews, and Daily comes in with plaints, all ovarian trouble*-,Inflammation and Ulcera {^AGENTS WANTEDS The Best and Surest Cough Curs Ever Used. know? That's a donkey, haven't you tlon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent .COLLARS, a show. Feely is the Mayor of the Jews, t'4&l it|f: Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the If you are suffering from Female Complaints, ever seen a .donkey? S. b. of eight Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt., NewYorkCity. Druggists sell and he allows that the show can't go on. ".BRIDLES, **-)& Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, Change of Life. BLANKETJif* (doubtfully)No. S. b. of ten (patronizingly)Why Then Daily says he'll show or he'll bust 4 age or any disease or infirmity, take Parker It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In I havelots of 'emin Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body the business, and then we crucify him. *r***r..'S!r5iEc-** an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerous ROBES & and give you new life and vigor, gIBLEY'SQEEDS the theological gardens, yon know. Oh, we're onto the passion racket! Gi's humorsthereis checked veryspeedily by its use. lOO ppiiLABS It'removes falntness, flatulency, destroysall craving a puff?" A Cincinnati man, caught in the belting Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic (or stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. TRUNKS, if- ^W or for a failure to help or cure. and whirled around at the rate of a "Have you played it yet?" inquired It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. 50c. and. $t tlzea at dealer) In drug.. Lnrce wringbnbi I ^.i.VALlSES, w'- mile in about two minutes, was rescued (1 Size. Sifld for circular to Hiacox it Co., It3 Wm.St.,N'.Y. I the city editor. General' Inability, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. 7 uninjured. When asked if he wasn't "Of course! we bin playin' it for a Of AJLTi PI-ANX8, for XJA. CROPS, for ALL CLIMATES. &c.r'&c.-: &c, All are tested only the best sent out That feeling of hearing down, causing pain, weight -terribly frightened, he answered: "No week. The gentiles comes and crawls Grain and Farm Seed Manual History and best methods and backache, Is always permanently cared by its use. ,t%V of culture of Grains, Root Crops, Grasses Fodder Crops, Tree 1 thought my wife had caught me and under the tent, and we crucify 'em Repalrifig Done Promptly & Cheap. creneseveral 11 will at all times and under all circumstances act In Planting', etc. only lOcts. Annual Catalogue and Price Litl cf .fin. was running me out by the back of the right along! Just now we are short o' rv Stele & Koiiroe Sts.,Chicago. thousand varieties, FREE. harmony with the law* that govern the female system. HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAGOJII. Rochester.N.Y, neck." Gentiles, on account o' iickin' most o' SIBLEY'S SEEDS For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this WUI-rnilmcinH to anyaddress their Main St. Sleepy'Eye,Minn. EANDCATALOOUE, Compound Is unsurpassed. .v them until they can't got around any A household journal says "soapsuds for 13-S, -Mb in.'fc-. JIO Etigraviiigj IYDIA E riXKIIAH'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND more!" of i ijtfumenti, nulls, Capo. Belts. "is not the best wash for silverware." DIAMOND Is prepared at 33 and 836 Western Avenue. Pompons Kiwnteu, Cap-Lainpa "How do you do your crucifying?" This is important if true but what the Nsml-,. Dru'ii Mijor's St/iffi. aod Lynn,Mass. Price $1. Six bottlesfor $5. Sent by mail Uu, $ iudry Hind Outnts, Impairing If you wish to .,1.!'t? asked the mystified city editoi-. Inthe form of pills, also lnthe form of lozenges, on "society"oyounghman wants to know GARDENING Material ul-o includes Instruction and Exreises Ik** CATARRH v, growvcgetables for is how polis up a dollar store dia for Amalcur Hand* ifnd a Catalogo*' '."'flff-1 receipt of price, IX per box for either. Mrs. Finkhaaa *Slu 'em!" replied tlie boot black. FOR PROFIT.] Sale, read ofUhuitfiir- i liurio. freelyanswers all letters of inquiry. Send for pampb "When we see ahead comin' under Ave mond pin so that it will look like a If you wish to be-) let. Address as above. Mention this Fuyar, PRACTICAL REMEDY, bust it with a club! When there ain't The above is a correct map of the come aCommercial'V gem of the first water.Norristown Herald. FLORICULTURE 1 Florist, read Ho family should be trithout LYDIA E. PINKHAMt any more heads we go to work on Daily! ALBERT LE A ROUTE, If you wish to Gar- LIVER PILLS. They core constipation, blllo""nsss| A Positive Cure for Catarrh o( all This week I'm Salmi, and you bet A sermon: "Looker yer, now, Mr. md ita immediate connections. Through Trains dniK den forAmusement! QARDENINQ an-*- torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per bo: kind*. It la Instantaneous in KJflfect PLEASURE yer life they've got to have some pretty Johnsing, dat's gone 'bout far enough. ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, ana Permanent in Result. Cures at any W Sold by all Druggists. "V* FO '%$%& stout Jews!" ,J( You say you doan' go to church 'cause stage of the disease. Has cured cases so terrible v.tl.ouc change, connecting with all lines dem seats hu'ts yo' back. Howsomever that bones oarjie from the nose. All by PETER HENBXSSOIV. "w "What d6you want me to do?" I EAST and SOUTHEAST. KIDNEY-WORT Dr. Bvorj's Diamond Catarrh Remedy -Price $1.00 each, postpaid by mail. you'll set heah all day Sunday on dese "Gi's a puff! Say as how we're workin' We eontintie to XJe only line running Through Cars between" Is mildand pleasant, aflording immediate Ayer's hard rocks en fish. I carn't see de argyment actaesolicitorsfor the racket, and anybody as thinks Rellerana promptcure in all casesot Catarrh/ ''V* MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES, Iowa. Our Combined Catalogue of THE GREAT CURE patents, caveats, Influenza* Hajr Fever, Rronchltls. in dat. So you'd better drap he can play Gentile and'git under that 'Through Trains betwecp SEEDS ^-do-marka, copyrights, etc.,for It will remove Polypus and effectually cure MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, dat pole and come to church longer wid canvas is welcome to a free seat if he Watery and. Purulent Discharges fiom the Head the United States, and to obtainpatents Hair, Vigor, rrtecMng in Union Depot for all Point? South and me. You heah?" gits through! What we wa&t is for the and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly RHEUMATISM in Canada, England, France, .i.hwest. Close connections made with St. P., M.& M.. restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing PLANTS Germany, and all other countries. Mayor to interfere. That's our lay fer and St. P. & Dulnth Railroads, from and to al! "Boss," said a negro butcher to an relieve Headache. Break up Colds in the Head '.!fR Nqgth and Norta-West. Tliirty-slx years'practice. No next week! Put it up good and I'll give occasional customer, "lemme 'vise yer Strengthen the Voice and Eyss Purify, Regulate As it is for eU the painful diseases of the BUKJIKMBKltt PULT.MAN PAt,ACB SiErntc. charpo for examination" of models or drawings. and-Render Clear and Active every Organ of the you a ticket." -i *m all n1s ht Trains. Through Tickets, and \m- not ter buy no moah meat down ter KIDNEY8,LIVER AND BOWELS. Advice by mail free. Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. i checked" to destination. For time fcitiie*. rati' \A It cleanses the system of the acrid poison "All right," assented the city editor. For 1881, sent free on application, Red's shop, 'case fur one reason. De FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS c, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address Patents obtained through ns are noticed in that causes the dreadful Buffering which DIAMOND^ I'll give you a puff. Send me ,a box ^T* S. F. BOYD, udder day, a man fotch in five hogs tho SCIENTIFIC ABfXBRICAV, which has [PETER HENDERSON A CO only the victims of Bheumatism eaa realize. NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. the largest circulation, and is the most influential THOUSANDS OF CASES and I'll see you through."^' ^''^t, what had died wid de cholera, an' dat Gen'l TUt. 4 Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis. INVIG-ORATOR. of the worst forms of this terrible disease 35 CtorUandt Sfc, N ew York. newspaper of its kind published in the And the representative* American, nigger bought two ob 'em." The have been o.ulelc9 relieved, and-in.short time IT is a most agreeable dressing, -which world. The advantagesof suchanotice every Dr. Every'* Diamond Invigorator is PERFECTLY CURED. who, even at his early age recognized scoundrel! What became of the other patentee) understands. a Perfect Rlood Purifier, Appetiser and is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving PRICE, #1. UQTJIDOB DRY, SOLD BT DKUeGlSTS. the advantages of advertising, ducked three?" "Why, boss, ter keep anybody i- DrycanbasentbymaiL ,te Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, wholesome Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news* the hair. It restores, with the WEX8,BXC2ABlSOK THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY00. drink, which Invigorates, Purities paperispublished wBBKH at13.20ayear, his acknowledgments and scuttled out else from buyin' 'em I bought 'em myself, and Strengthens the enure system. KIDNEY-WORT andis admitted to bo the best paper devoted gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray,-". Brooklyn Eagle. sah. "Arkansas Traveler, MEMbEN, comsr, For General Debility, Dyspepsia,, Biliousness. to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep-' Torpid Liver,~IndJgesttoa, Neuralgic and Rheumatio Clarence Fitz-Herbert sends us a works, and other departments of industrial Affections, jaundice. Malaria, Flatulency, xsX progress, published in any country. Single black, as may be desired. By its use thin beautiful poem beginning "I will wait Nausea, Sick Headache and'Kidney Complaints, '""',.'A* Irresistibly LudioxbnsV .-,.jV^ copies by mail, 10 cepta. Sold \f all news* it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. hair is thickened, and baldness often for my love at heavven's gate." We dealers. fA'- On! of those things happened'at the' Ask your Drugglat for these Rented* think you are about right, Clarence. though not always cured. It checks falling STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Address. Munn & Co., publishers of Soien* lee and take other: or will he sent National Theatre the other night which People who write that kind of poetry Bfic American. 261 Broadway, New Tork. of the hair immediately, and causes anew seldom get any further than the gate. Free on receiptor price* most papers are too dignified to mention, figpibook about patents mailed free. Ladles' Scissor* and Ink Erasers. growth in a)I cases where the glands are ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. but which everybody likes to talk about. You'll probably continue to wait there Makeallitylef of i Addrer: Dr, Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.. not decayed while to brashy, weak, or STEEL- PENS. It was during the last act of "Mother f, long after the rest of us have passed on P. O. Box 8360. 104 John Street. New York. otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality and Son," and Janauschek, with one inside unless you reform and quit and strength, and renders it pliable. other person, was holding the stage. It writing poetry and learn to spell heaven We ihowcatofPatentAdjucUbleQanlAetioBBewrratrlta^ was a situation of some suspense, and THE with one v.Burlington Hawkeye. f$| "The Acme." aodwillm*ileampIeKroMonreelptofta the house was perfectly still. There The VIGOR cleanses the scalp, cures and "Sonny, you will please stoop down was a pause, too, in the dialogue, so prevents the formation of dandruff and, and pick up my glasses? You see I &fc.-,. that on the stage also there happened to CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT can't bend very Well," said a corpulent by its^cooling, stimulating, and soothing aarOur whole line of Feni will be iold by 0 trade be complete stillness. as-rnee Iiirt forniibedtodealer* on appucaUoa. gentleman to a passing newsboy. "Yes, I properties, it heals most if not all of the Bend a rough sketch or If you can) a model of your 4 Just at that moment a man in the parquette 8100 PRE8EHTI see you can't mister,'"said theboy,pipkingnp Invention to OEOKtiB t:. LKHOTTa, Waaliin gi* humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, rt'|inlnarx xmInatlot blew his nose. It was not a violent, on, 0 and a I is now made for the fourth year and the glasses "you're hunch-backed "Sr For a MsehlMtkat wm will be made of all Umtod States patents of the keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under savage blast, but a long, sonorous, in the wrong spot for convenience, Jias a record of unqualified success. same class of inventions ana you will De advised 3SR1 Saw as Past andEij^ which conditions diseases of the scalp and luxurious-blow, such as the horns that whether or not a patent can he obtained. ain't yer? You could forgit to put some It was thefirstmade and has been FOB THIS PltET-JMIXARY EXAMINA- as ibia oma marched around Jericho might have hair are impossible. of your garments on in the morning and WhatN TIO N O CHARGE: I S MADE:. brought to perfection while competing will a PatentCost? given on the seventh round, in the serene not know anything 'bout it, far's obser- andimitating machines havebeen confidence that the walls would A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair /J vation goes, couldn't yer?" ^|i^^f| come down promptly. The effect was made for only one or two seasons ,The VIGOR is incomparable. It is colorless, The discipline of the German army is II you are adviswl that your invention is patent* irresistibly ludicrous. The audience, and some of them are advgvwcd able, se^id S20 to pay Government application fee almost, if not quite, perfect. It is Btf & contains neither oil nor dye, and will BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are of *5 and 5 for tiie drawings requiredl)y the in their respect for the actors and their 5/*i: This Is the Klner^of Saw ^"^hrnftt. jj' never relaxed under any circumstances. this year for the first time. Government. This is payable-when application is not soil white cambric. It imparts an -^Absolutely Pure. a certain cure ibr all dfBMMCfl interest in the play, struggled bravely made, andisall of the expense unless a patent Is allowed. saws off a 2 foot logr in. a w^ JS'' A captain and a lieutenant were on the It nses small inexpensive ^1,' requiting a complete tonic espe* When allowed, the attorney 'sfep(g25)aita agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an to preserve a good demeanor, but it was SO^OOO In nse. Tho cheapest deck of a steamship out at sea for the the final Govemraent fee (S20) is payable. Thas ciaUy Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent never fails to bind every bundle and no use. A wave of half-suppressed made,and folly warranted. Circular fre*. you know beforehand, f, nocMng.whether you are article for the toilet it is economical and This potfder never varie*. A wnrvel of purity first time. "How do you feel, Lieuten- Fevers, Want of Appetite, gofng to cet a patent or not, and no attorney's fee is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, Baited States Manufacturing Co., Chfeags* 111*' strengiu and whole3o~.en( laughter ran over "the house, and many M'oib ecoflom in unsurpassed in its excellence. is charged unless you do eret a Patent. An attorney ant?" asked the captain. ''Very sick, Iioss of Strength, Iiack of Cnergy, tlinnthc ordinary kinds nnd oannot. sord inimp^litior whose fee depends on his euceess in obtaining a MOST DURABLE AND BEST .who succeeded in keeping silence fairly I will malt a copy Captain.'' 'Why don't you use a ba- witn the wwltitude of low. tett,* bhort Patent will not advise you that your invention Is etc. Enricnes the blood* strength* Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., shook. of New BOOK, weight, ittam or phosphate powder. Sold .nly FINISHED MACHINE in thehis patentable, unless it really is patentable, so far as sin?" asked the captain. "I would have "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," ens the muscles, and gives new in' cans ROWAL BAKI NG POWDEKCO 108 Wall best judgment can aid r/i determining the question On the stage the situation was still FBEE,toany person who will market. done so long ago, Captain, but I was hence, you can rely rn tbeadvlse given after Str., N. -_- DecTl life to the nerves. Acts like A Practical and Analytical Chemists, send hla name and post-office address,in a preliminary ATruminatiotf is had. Design Fat* worse. Even Janauschek'slragic gravity is? waiting for you to be sick first. I would charm [on. the digestive organs, Any one who buys the ento and the Re^rlslf :Io lattwla, Trade 'IMS' stampstopaypostage. gtf^^ji^f, DEERIKO .Lowell, Mass. was disturbed. Her face twitched be court martialed if I were to take Blarlut and R-iiiiu? secured. Caveats preparedr To any one snnerinK _t removing all dyspeptic symptoms V. Sf"*fJNE5T m"&mSL.P* aoneririk with COW avoids every chance of trouble BINDER ahd filed. Applications in revivor of lielected, fcotD i Att. DRUGGISTS EVEnTWHEBS. again and again in the effort to control UPHOLSTERRR^ ASTmttAiJDATAKBH, SOB^ precedence of my ranking officer. Will such as .tasting the food, Belching. A1ntonol,o Forfeited Case* made. or failure in the harvest. orBRONCHITIS, tbe information in herself, and she was glad to use the Very often valuable inventions aTe saved fn these you be pleased to be sick first,Captain.'' Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, of great value and itmay in tbe provider* Manv*actnrero/first|class parlor furniture as classes of cases. If you jhave undertaken' to secure handkerchief she had in her hand to svejnany useful lives. __ Address, '{.A prudent housewife informed her Ate. The only Iron Preparation uan 3& your own patent anji failed, a skillful handling of -i'. ttANUFACTVSED BY? JHJViJWtRAIBiJtlJlTTltUfiRS, thexsasemayleadtosuceess. Send me a written re- cover her confusion. For a moment it husband one night that she wanted a that-will not blacken the teeth or OB.&B.WmJfB, 148BdtlTst^ William Beevi&g. Oroperies, mtnbrejnlnr, Kit.. looked as if an emotional scene would small rug, and that he must buy it because give headache. Sold by all Drag* AllT^inds of upholstered furniture neatlyrcj)iidt be dissolved in abroad laugh, but the she didn't look fit to go out. "But gists at $LOO a bottle. KIDNEY-WOR title of the invention and'aboy the date of-filini ALAKGESTOCK OF UPHOLSTERED GOpDS.AKD, TOS LADIES ONLY!1L i* CHICACOw actors struggled on with the dialogue, your applicatior ymi application An examlnatiohand report will on no account," said she, "must you BROWN CHEMIOAIi CO. i cost you nothing POBNtTtniK ALWAYS KfiPT O^ R-^IP.^S Searc es mad" for titltlefoiU fo ven- and, after a few minutes, the play resumed Be""JfcjCSHwpl4 Satter Knit*, Hanafactareralso ef \o Patents 4 -W*.1SH gjFOR THE PERMANENT CURE Of Uplltimore, Md. pay more than $2 for a rug worth $3 Ofdersjby mail promptly attended its hold on the audience. For mailed at tla Dsaring light Reaper, Thafleeringand Warn* See tkat all Ken Btttm.nVjaa?J Bsown Cssmcu ana if you don't find it in one place go .XCb Pftt CONSTIPATION, the man, or rather the nose, it was a rtkriiren *SSpieces All siieYoral mlr, h 45^Wacbuta Ccr, Eight St., ST PAUL member this ofilce has been in succemf uloperatioa S. and have ensssd red lines and.trade mark oa wrapys*. Ftanoaccompaairacnt, retail from S to SO cents each I to another." "All right," said the good BEWARE 0F IMITATIONS. successful debut.Washington, Corres* E since:1805. and yon therefrj% reap the benefits of at store* and a beautiful Utastrated aautae, three I A experience, toesifles reference can be given toac- months, post-paid-if is three-cent stamps are sent] MootherdiseaseIssoTj^miaitt^thfcuwr man, "I'll take half a day off to-mor- pondent Neio York Tribune. PENSIONS^^^- -7^','i^sp^iuA clients Jnalmost everv- county fir tbe V. 8 row." The following morning he. notified tryssOrmsUpsttosv a^Tnonaisaraas Vsmphlet relating ,to Patents free upon request. g^*"?*..*** cetebBsted Pdney^rort 3*% CEO, LESVSON, his employer that he wanted half a enrsv WastvvwtlweanssiluiwenrwebsIL vTBUM IOVFUIJ TStm* forBoys and Oirnill Uoosappniptiated tttdwotk- IEIASTIO for BaunwM, widows. p PENSIONSrupture, The Humors of Divorc:. day off, because there was sickness in WS 15th St., WASHINGTON, D. O^^k fcd. Young and Old AXISWVf, renU^ebildren.Pensions for nptWodc IVKNTIOH just pdteafe4 Ut Uetn, Attorneyat-I,a afldLSolfrftor of AmeaS*' the family, hoping by-means qf the womMS,aecidentslinlurie^ Before the present divorce court, wit)* (loot Bomo use 1 5 MmrJloetedwttteoSatip^tto j2a2y. disease of lungs* i andBackP]rud DitdtMgwpraciMtfMMrtfcrY entitled tf inifloi in can and Foreign Pateuto* euwssll]rJnrJ.ofPile^wwbels7?i,T^V falsehood that his wages would Aoi be its especial judge, was establishedwhich W fntAad ScrollBm*ing, Tumiap feesrt, en$ rbeomattonvraricose Teint, pilet.diarrboca staensMuBs UdoMnadernewlawi. [Boring, JriIUnEjGriiidizig I ollsbiar#. eranp fifeTbonsands. docked. He excused himself to himself totti tsm4 Warrant* yet entitled. TetdaTtSoaundae. nastonersiMi is in the memory of many pe6- entitled us an IVCKEASB Bovrrrr Iboughtandtotd. ISftrew Cutting" PncoiSto fSJ.-^W "tod msdtofaes tare HstMe ansa, for tthe lie,{ saying, "If I don't get that piethe London divorce .suits, sajJES SoMiers and heirs of WIS and Xeidcan warsentitled te ^^X, Ben4 6 cents for 1C0 KVjes. ?Mv sa- PKWO II sodium WASXASTB.- WeJisTs-maeseelled rug there will be serious sickness in the Vanity Fair, were T)Voitgut before Ji facilities, tot secnrinjr.-PatBirn, Bail or sa attoiw kCsZIHlXIlS family." He succeeded-in obtaining, the committee of the house- of Lpi'ds.^ desired article for $1,99, and on the following 1 ^^rrftfKrt-7(tvj I N E W O which Lord Penzance was the president s*^fe3sl Sawing Made Easy. Saturday his employer deducted A lajdy weH known in. the fashion^de $2 from his earnings." world at that time was heard to sag? -fo 1st Minr __. V&Z ,4Uuk- IWAICiUfllQ n-rt a relation of Lady Penzance: "B "Howl A merchant in Paris lost his jppeketbook,Tcontainmg MN "SC envy Lady Pe^azancer^TwisIrth^I S|pwj^KBslRri^!^^^iK- 9,000 francs ut'tank S^^fa^OT^.i^rth?- in not&r He immediately advertised, differing k f' rWhyr"* exclaimeu robddeal astonished at this a reward of 1,000 francs to the listener, a good deal astonished at tlu sTHKESHI UT4RUL Xno^jr^red) torthCOT^jrlwr wish. "Oh, replied the lady,L i*because finder. The following day a stranger JJ she roust hear s manr .brought bin} his pocketbook,, together iiZ with the nine bank noteil Thedelighted :.-siL'r*fj *&&4>t *V,' w* *"ll