therra0road 'dial he had WIT AND HDMOB? spection over just stolen from its stockholders.. Moral Two of. a trade can never agree A Boston School drl describee a StAtue G. T.Lanigan in Drake's Magazine. aa a bust with two legs under it. "Patrick," said an, Irish gentleman The cotton exchangeswapping bus- to his seWant one morning, "I. authoritythat heard tles.jfoe.Don't you- mean newspaper 'KelleYe.fcoaei undoubted from1 last night exchange.Nprr. Herald. RHEUMATISM, you have had the audacity %q go' A Newark, Ohio, editor is known to NAuraltflii, and tell some people that I was a snatK wear No. 12$ boots. Is this% journalisticfeat? Sc|atica, lumbago,^ bv old rascal, a mean fellow, and anything & "\Ajr- |BACfltt4Jiiajgj but a gentleman. I am told that All men a*4 not cranks who write these were your exact words." "BedfcoV HBADAGHB,TQOTBACHI, oriffinal poetry.. As much-cannot be sor," replied Pat, "and it's there your'* SOKE THROAT, PerGOUCHS^SS!S8Se^S8^ nJSnpfifcCaiiwnii Tllh* said'of those who read it. quite wrong. I can .assure you, sor, jfiaJ&ESSJZ isnajoalified WONIA, CONSUMPTION, Dlwawof THROAT, CHEST AMD LUNC8 QUINSY, SWELLING* 'What is the difference between an old that I don't tell my private thoughts tov always been one of the most jjr eodntfjr. Gen. Cnnt writes: *T1 bapt book tramp and a feather bedP There is a any man." Soreness* Cult. BruiseaV^ ^__ wielded bythe MEDICAL WjJScLn IndU Praode Lif ert wrMnBU^BI J*ejpjCToachmentsof COUGHS.COLH.S. FROSTBITES, A "V,.5ky, of Cinrfaifitti,ye: -& moeh innitojl material difference. One is hard up CHITIH, ASTHVA. SORB THROAT, and the other is soft down. wriiifs, CAWMa/J'! SIFTED BIFTDTO3. AJtvmeet *No oHwr book oontalne no fall As a harmless initiation into the use And all other bodily acta* andpatns. .arcww" wBinn, *V^MM|r KYK Ito sootlilng Balsamic properties afford dUrtniTe stimalant and tonic to build up di of fire-arms, pretty girls might practice foRfeadeUke A DISTRESSING COMP&A1NT. eystem alter tlie cough has beenrelieved. QnartaizebotOee, Price ffoo. FIFTY CENTS BOTTLE. bookererpnblUbed George F. Crownshield, whose principal shooting srlances' through double barreled THE GREAT Inttr Oetmmt Sold by all Draotataaad ItYiYidiypofSye tteladieajSet off Bock and Rye dkllTlkf^HIT ponofhe deceired bydealera whotry to physical weakness is his powerful opera glasses.,The Judge. Dealers. Dlrecuom in ttlanguages. which to the ONLY IAN REi appetite, not feeling very well, went to The mother of Josh Billings is92 years JlbjpiC.\ "l articlethe cennlnelias a Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, whicb The Charles A.faster.- an Austin doctor, whose strongest trait old. She evidently resolvedtolive until nettee ^./l-:*^' 9-WITHOUT SFBOIAX. TAX On UOBKSa. fev.. (BmMMn A. Yoaaufc CO.)" tkt opaoftonltyof &*- is a weakness for whisky, and requested ,^ATKNT HUWNfcaiJLCL.USJVELY, we c.in her son learns how to spell.Norristoum BiHIun.Ii.S.tbi' lajT BnWrmbar. oW eono^iSSSedV The ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, III 'lireintent-.In lee tiiuetbiiii tho-ie who re r* the latter to overhaul him and see what TOLU, Herald. Rheumatism, neuralgia, Sciatica^ atve"!Senttary ani Seodel ftct*- from Wasb)rr and who mum ilepemi up was the matter. lcircl*n,wfcfU| itthe mailsltt alSfr ansactioiit* vvltb the'Patfit W ympt.P" wked UBtt PIIOIM, BrUM, SS$ Some genius has invented a, machine trated citea&ct. withlaU aartkalan, to Lumbago, Baduche, Headich?. Toothache, "What are (Wee., *ASK*FOR* to play pianos. This will give American When Inventors- o mode for sketch we naukr. are Tla rotit, MwJU iftf. ti?ni n, Brfthcs, A. Msrrfcatroa the doctor. Barst*. tt*ald. Itltva. -sirlun the Pntei Kce umi *i\yine RS to its pa. FECTE BUTTER girls a chance to help mother hang "My worst symptom is that whenever ASD Att OTJlBtt NtMltLV I'AlXli ASD ACBRS. "itiibility.FRXBOKi HARtts:. CorreApiHi.lenccoou tMAOt Oruuiatn xad Dealer*cvarrvliere.'Fid) Oenu.feoMle out the clothes Monday afternoon. ietiHl, prices lo and SO CHAKGK 'ltSUSS"TBNTJS I eat too much I have a feeling of fullness. lurectiom la. 11 Lan^eanes. v'- (JBTA.J ED. A Russsian claiming to be a nobleman THIS Cfl tUL&S A. VOUKl.ttU CO. & sBESt" I feel full all-over." ItClTea Battertheaflfeodgeioalor tta ve mfer i Hon. P. stmaeterGeneral M, Key. V)UJilXR*\p. JMMatorr, lWC.S./g|R fhoaaMdaof DalrrUbB aafITIM PB& has been arrested in Boston for getting '^"Console yourself, my dear fellow," erv.b D.Powdeyt -Official*ill the U. S. Patent gEHE BatlooalOlploaiaaiK.T. Dairy Fair. n!ce,antespeciti! our clients in every Slate replied the doctor, "for I have suffered money under false pretenses. Although ooeta. who oaeal, whereto etrL the Union atttl in .natU. For special-refereu I 5 O-. S.. CASH E.: TOR from a very similar trouble. ^Whenever speaking seven languages, he was unable e, terms,advice, ft AdlrcR MKS WHEII Alt CISC miS. 9no A Co., OF ALL I drink too much I have a feeling of to tell the truth in any one of them. cOoahHyrap. Twnaigaod. Opposite Put at office, W*f-b eiaUme. BJalabrdrGggto&fc LINIMENTS fullness. I feel full all over. Let us iThey found a crazy man in the State take a drink, and then I'll go to dinner E^ House gallery, the other day, and the PEOPLE WHO LlV with you. .$& attendant respectfully said: "You've np the inenfitnd near to the oltUT PAUL made a mistake, sir. Your place is SIOUX CITY RAILROAD ami Us variou- FREE! CAREFUL WITH HI S CLOTHES. I y--'-' .^i^'^jwl down stairs."Boston Post. 4,* Brauch Lhiee, now part of the An Austin journalist put in an appearance *7*&g Tfev. Mr. Adam sued an Oswego paper for ^?0a'HAiT_AM BEAST. at the inaugural balh There LE SELF-CURS. libel, asking aterribler fo $10,000 and getsa$5i.t '&*ft&i&.?k" othe was a mixed mob there, it is true, but slur paper, For more than a thirdof a eentnryth^ I '(For the PRIVATE FAMILY *s Mexican Mustang JLtnlfuontbaabeen 1 '^'^MWWf^h ^is the journalist's coat was so shabby that, ^d indicate that when it went in to known to Tiiililona Mil over the worldas 1 HC rown by ourselvesOTwr wrr rifmi wou &$*&&$$% one of the committee whispered, in his .ow that Miisis the dliori ami quick Line to ui etaad oengftljgSlUteIn thoPTfc tlw only suie relianoe lor tho relief or! ^if lie about a man it could only damage iul in Oenleal iml \Vesterii MlHHouri to at nttnd JbwtiMoimofVM'WMfAoMMBja aceldenta anil patn. It la a medioln| ear: tv~ Bandaome Illastratad CotaJogae aad Karat Keglater PKEB TO A*X. -^^JJBSiii,iro*wnnnnlloe3e.flf (juts in K.ins-is, Mebrt-*k:t, Colornlo, Tox.i^ above priee una prniaetha boat A him $5 worth. "Haven't you got another coat at plnlpmledenvelopeAo]*. PtHMlwoonflUifc lilad* Hot ayery feiut of asternal painI ^.ilifurnia, Arizouu. Ne and Old Mexico, *vt aiEHCHANTS. SEND US YOVR BUSINESS CABDS FOB. TRADE LIST. "no' The great disadvantage of the country homeP" fiat this i* the 0mly ln bctwern .m.tnexat Addnn tNL UMNO 4 CO.. Uahtaa^Ma, DAVIS LAMBRETHftSONS.SKD 030WEBS,PHIUBH.PB?A art iheBonlh Ufft, editor's doing his own errands and "Yes, I have another one." imati tin 7 ORhAT ariic "Why didn't you put it on?" sweeping out is that it gives his rival 1 'hi :-*^i "Because it ain't near as good as this of the populous .fiigaouriTaney, namely the chance to slur the first mentioned AU ..u,i u.cMjy UI'IICO kod Chmnt.e LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Sioux- mt//, V"i$Heii miHtr, 0m* i. traveling in ihU eunv.ay that auMt f tha one." man's paper by saying it is edited by Hnatana Ltntraentla without an enal. St. fo*eph, ,lehttim eaven tlorse mid C'auie 1'owi*:-- M-ld here are worthless It voNatrmtea Bealk euaal anaailo to 5^'S the office boy..Boston Post. werfAantl faunmiCilp. tra*h. i.c SR3- tnu. Shcf.dan'sCoaditien VEGETABLE COMPOUND." 'rVU. ALL'S YTELL THAT BNT "WELL: the, #arjr Vouamaking the euntinun:teo I'owder* are all oiyiftv purt and inimenely The St. Paul it Sioux Cit KailroaU, now 'knVwr "*?'M fashion item says that the favorite of pnin. tn lnfiammation irapoe'lbie. aloabU- jt t HI e.-tlt will ni.ke bens lay liite SherldmiV Ci:li I'owopvs. llote. 1 teaKioii(nl s tiie W/stern Oivirimn ot the Chi.cnKO, dolor of undressed kids for street wear An Austin clerk took in a bad $10 bill, Its lfeof itpcm Human Mefrti a 11 ol pm\ fowi. sii evccywli re or sent by mail lor 6 letter-*!.imps. 1. Jrio--o A Co.. Roaios IomPoeltlTeCf .air MiiineapoHbk omana Line, li* *)s-o tfit t'leBfrtfoO oil' a aroequally Woatur and his employer, who is a very severe streets art dark tan color. H^ l$rect f.tHe Iroin Centii :tu 4VsBter Mu darkt tan. The fashion originated in, Ur nil tlMwo PnMM doonta ful. The Mexican Africa,n liL-sota, Weavei low t% "'r*\^~V*'X~'-'* where all the undressed kidsman, threatened to deduct it from his U.tkota. Nobru-ka and the on to'om'fceoift .MUSTANG ioutli-WeA to ItwlUMio nttraljr the one tewnofltaneleCem. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS wages unless he shoved it off on some, _ Mower aead Cotelaaaa SI1 6ee v"$ tUlnto,*aore*kniiuiililei^Tdnniniellii on* doom is now made for the fourth year and laaH wUTbe wat Fan to all who apply. CoitanwaoT other customer. He said that he did not last faatoaae.)! not writa fcr it. Allfactliaat fnm a tion, lalling end DiojUiimenf, end the enononiot vffH^iiV Norristown Herald. they"Awdi,,rand then Christma day had an "Eistedd- id (he entlifc North and Nortli-VVeat, .nii i tin- baa a record of unqualified success. stabUthjaant warmated tobeboa ftcah aad wie t aane, i intend that the firm should lose it. recited a ^\o Spinal Weetame, end le gnrtfrntortr peopled to the ?not^er so far, that should it prore otherwise. 1 agree to real! KM .11 innfr Dwtncta oi Northern WIHCOIIKJII. It was the first made and has been Next morning when the proprietor order gratis. My collection at vegetable seed is ooc of ejl. j'//.'tii'icnoua are ta'dewvit *|i Change of life. Llnhnont la aerdod'.by aomebody an -v the moat extensive to be found in any American catalogue, ffi*?**Hg fod" in Chickering Hall, New York, at It will diMolte eMeiitf tenMnffonthenteinoln tttvtttmti oi the 'yliicago. St. t*ul. M\ came down the clerk met him with a eyary boaae. Bv^xy day briaga nowa11 broughtto perfection while competing aad a large part of it is of my own erowtiir. An iao M\ which one man read an "Englynion," pili*** Oiiaj[ line, loi northern ami ei'tu. ertglniU latredoeer of Coriy Ohio and Rarkaak en *rly eUgeotdevelopoMnt. the ttwdewry to eoncwone the OM^oajroran .wful aeadd or bur I beaming smile, and said: Pouttoe*. Marble-bead Early Cora, the HabWu-4 andimitating machines havebeen nhadhan,w"dan'd- thelnt.hoen th n-Mft-iu, aira Clin af i .in i ill points h.u iMunoiothereto cheched wry epoodny'by Menee. siibdned, of rhetimntlc aaortyra i- I Kqaswh, Mnrktlchcad CAbbnsc, fhlnneySi Melem. SlSi n.nd nnothfiTrprtir.p n. "A?'mr "Hurrah! I shoved that bill off on a JV ruiiih ui ti'iiub is- .immg i tha' BJEtored, or a valitaibto liorao ox| It remoree felntmee, netaleney, deetroyOon omvlng and a score of other new VejfeiaDlCT, I invite the patronage made for only one or two seasons ^il^',vr1^ the whole crowd stood up and sang, wla ueif .loin tin WitiU'i ait,!) tli. I aayod by tho healing, power of thla of the public. In the gardens and on the (arm* of fellow. Thefirmwon't lose a cent" foritlmnUnte, end reUeveeweekneee oftheetemeoh. LINIMENT h:n.e friin *.e to one ..ml oneliulfli *irf those who plant my seed wil he found my best advertisement. and some of them are advertised He .W *!uS" -u^-'3 "On whom did you palm it off?" It caree Blotting, Beedecnea, Kerrooe ffnettntlon. Jame8 H. Cre&orv, Marblebead^Maas. deau'f'd.l tut lo bit iiies ui St. aul if roo. ^ejj -nBurlington of the this yearforthefirsttime. General njblllty, Sliiplennneij Depreeaen and ladl. ir'Ur* i(o South or South Woai be-in* "I threw dice, on account of the firm, geetion. Hawkeye. ii over this Line t'trtmglt the seven Ut/t 4fitt It uses small inexpensive cord, SPILLS with a member of the Legislature for it, .ml mien you go north, cast noithwcst, a That feeling of bearing down, oanalng pent, weight Col. Mooney doesn't like his new colore and we lost" never fulls to bind every bundle and H'Viifrti St. mul t(l* Ht'+nl Mttlruart ,n domestic so well as he had antici- wbieh apeedUy esres at and beekaehe. la alwaye nennenently oared by He nee. allmenta eil ^-sy Av/ lie gren North weft ttoe.UUSIANllxiSH as ItwUletellttmeeend nnderelleirennwteneeaoelln is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, home shevenings THO pa*Mcnge ra:n daily, St. P:inl tr Ch a r^^^fiM^.^ pated. He complains that is alto* S.a harmony with the law that govern the feiiiale ejetam. Rheamatltnt, S^v-viiinga, fTJirJolate, A VERY FAINT REMEMBRANCE. MOST DURABLE AND BEST iiiuiifilt i iroy and Madison, iLhruHm neve rortheeoreof Kidney Contplainta of either eesthle An Austin female vocalist, who is always A otttrtetea Maacloa, Baruij i,'^ W,IT^i| gether too'convivial for his taste. When ^le ping Ciiia oi end) tram. S FINISHED MACHINE Sn the* and ffeelda,' Cate* ltralaea audi Compound la unrarnaaaod. ask1s fishing for compliments, asked old THKOUGlJ TICKETS tt&&*>^ J$ anybody aim to explain, Mooney Hpratn a, Polieaoui Bltee audi 1.TDIA- K. PINKHAM'S TKfiBTABUt COM market J" 8 Col. Yerger if he 'heard Jenny" Lind Stlnga, Stiflneaa, Inaaenea Old I sav ^rif' POUITDla prepared at end Weetorn Avenue. *i tlii route are ou_ sale at all principal stuti always going somewhere. She is, in Soroa, Uleor*. Croatbltea, CbJluailii singwhen she was in this country. Any one who buys the lljA DEERINQ Lynn,Mas*. Pricefl. SlxbottlesforS*. BentbynwM lie 8 ii't and buy tlnotiph ticket as Ihfy aifc i Sore Nlpplea, Coked Breaat, and, "BfcAJSnEl&Ti'EFHr MOH BLOOD, tally cheaper: but if you cannot get the lick. ''Yes, I was personally acquainted tetiieform of pilla, alao in the form of losengee, on fact, a regular Dinah out," avoids every chance of trouble t.tdeed every form extermal eUa-| BINDER on de(i'e oi the "lit rotation w.mte abont i ntt receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Ura. Plnkheni ta^e. I heala wllnont acar a. with her." $: or failure in the harvest. connectioiis, Ac, hi your home ut.-Uon, write "Steam is a great thing," remarked a freely anawera all lettere of inquiry. Bend for I And will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any per- For tlie BRUTE caEATion it rare* "Now, Colonel, tell me candidly, the undersigned, and your letter will lecen let. Addreee ae above. UentUm IMe 8prltia wwlnny, UOtt golata, son who will take 1 Plli each night from 1 to I S weeks, may restored sound pr mft* .itieiition. T.W. CKASDALk I MARUPACTbSID BY don't you think me and Jenny resemble Founder* Hiurne.a Borea, Hoof Dlw health, If such a thing be possible. For coring Female Complaints these Pilla have li CLARKK. Senerel Agent, %*$ HefaaaBy ehonld b utOwot VTXOA V. ronCHAVt OTUliam Deerlng, eMea, Foot Rot* arrow Wornvlleali, each other just a little?" *ien. Tralhc M.niagor. St. j.ul Mmnss 'J. my LTVEB PIIXS. 1'hey euro constipation, blUw "neejl equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for llolloar Horc, aVratenea, Wtd-j "There was an awkward pause, and a*''' torpidity of the liver. IS cents per bo* aralla. Spavin, Thrn.li, Rlnauoae, eight letter-stampg. Sand for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS..^' is manager of a company?" "No." Sold by oil Dracglnto. finally the old man said: CHICAGO, Old Soroa, Poll Kvll, Film npoii! HJE8 mP tf GOTBB. "An engineer, perhapsP" "No I have CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. the Sight and every oth- ailment! "Yes, I think I do perceive some little lost a number of rich relatives by railroad to vrblch the occupantta tUet \:if Hannfactnrer also of KIDNEY-WORT JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will lnantaiieously-reiittve resemblance." Stable and 8took Yard are liable. I these terrible discasi-g, and will positively accidents Ykf Boering lifhttaper,Thsfleeringu\ ^rris) The Mexican Mustang X.lnlif3nt "You mean her voice was a little lik core nine cusea out of ten. Information that will snye /WHOLESALE Druggists, 'A friend of mine,'' said Lord Erskine, many lives gent free by mall. Don't delay a moment. aiwaya onrea and never dlaappolnta IS A 8URE CURE mine." IfawikoMTlukadBPllsiiffli. Prevention la better than cure. and ic Is, positively, wr^^n "suffered from wakefulness, and various THE BEST "O, no, not in the least but you resemble JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT (For Internal and JE methods were tried to send him to for H tfiaeatM of th Kldnwys and LIVER ternal CUKKd each other very much about thi Neuralgia, Influenza, Sore Lunps, Bleeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hnaneness, Hacking C'atiKh, Whooping Congo. sleep but in vain. At last his physicians ears." Chronic Kheumatism, Chroute Uiiirrboea, Chronic Dysentery, Cholera Morons, Kidney Trouble*. Diseases of the resorted to an expedient which il^Vt'OFALU Spine and Lame Back. Sold everywhere. 8end for pamphlet to I. S. JOHKSOK & Co., BOSTON, iUss. "You mean we have both got fine earc It ban epeeino noUon on thla moat In^ortant MAKE HENS LAY succeeded perfectly. They dressed him LINIMENT: for music." An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. I organ, onabttng it to throw off torpidity and in a watchman's coat, put a lantern into ST. PAUL, now traveling In this country, says that most I THINK IneaMon. ettmalattaa the healthy eeeretfonof "I don't mean that. I mean Jenny of the Horse-and Cattle Powders sold berel his.hand, placed him in a sentry box, the BHe, and by keeping the bowelia a free are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's I Lind wore earrings and so do you." oondittan,eflBettngite xegahv dieobnrge. andhe was asleep in ten minutes." Conditlotr Powders' are t?w)5Htelv pure and ,j Texas Siftings. kfJolot'lo Ifyonareanfleringfroni immensely valuable. NothlnK nn earth will mate hens lay like Sheridan"! Condition Powders. Dose. 1 teas&'n* An advertisement in the New York ftal to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 6 letter-stomps. X. S. Joansou ft Co., BOSTON, Mla^ IwiaiGiriCBe malaelo.ha'vethoehllla. )TUE( ore bniOtte.dyepepOo, oroonettpoted, Tirtnecr FOB 2AN OB BEAST, CLARK JOHNSON'S Sun says: "An errand boy wanted Chicago& North-Western Wort wlU surely relieve and aniekly enm. Dr. fihode Island Ho Place for Polite Studies.' only alive boy need apply." It is well In the Spring tooleaneethetyetem. every Mrs/Apphia Howard relates in the one ehonld take thorough eonrao of it. to be explicit about matters of this kind. Ballw Is the il* KIDNEY-WOReTI SOLD DRU0QI8TS. PricS. Providence Press that when Prof. Geo. OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE There is nothing more heartless than to CAHI OBTAIN A PATEMT W. Greene, whose death has just been advertise for boys indiscriminately, and And tlie Indian Blood yrup announced, returned from Europe years UNITED STATES FAST tf AIL ROUTE have perhaps twenty or thirty dead ones Send a rmigh aket ch or (If yon e~ n) a mo of vou ago he went to visit H. W. Longfellow apply for the position, only to be disappointed. Invention t"jSi5SJii .X.2^2N^H-tliino ft CH8CAO is the Great Thorougrhfar trombjid O to, PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM. NotFatl Coil, 19. i.iul .i Ji"*'? Jnr.ry Sfrsaminni ion at Cambridge, and was introduced by '^'j, f- Onres all difreatwi of the Stomaob, Liver, ^rfiWhia- -'i are you wfil D8mw!ei all HSUVI Ktiites pivtents of the to send for Oil, Prof. Felton to Josiah Quinoy, who was same class i nxcitMi^a.!i jo a v.'i 1 oeauvlst.fi At the Frehen ball. The Beat, Oeaneat and Boweli, Kidneys Skin 4\nd Blood. whether or uot a p.i.t-ut cuu be obtrtiuod. |our FALL then President of Harvard College. Mr. moat Ecoaomical Hair here, Gaston, when only two weeks ago And all points in Wbrthorn Illinois, Central, FOK Quincy inquired what Mr. Greene had ION a ciiA urti i MAJDK. Price-List JUillions te-tify to its effloaoy in healing Eastern and Northwestern Iowa. you buried the wife who loved you so imrfalls to Restore nai Wisconsin, Norchern Michigan, Minnesota been doing while abroad. forl882. *n. D*zh Mm a aiciii l\)m I fondly and, to whom you seemed so de Dakota, Manitoba, Central and the above named*diseases, and pro* idelyouthful color to grey "Pursuing my studies,",was the reply- Fr,ee to any addresi upon Northern Nebraska. Colorado, Wyoming, voted?'V%"Well, and where would you ""T. .SOCaad$iiiaeaat Utah, Idaho, Montana Nevada. nounoe it to DO the If you ura dvispa thn your invtT3tI j.:urn application. Containsde* 'i} Clifrnia, Oregon, Washington Territory,, ftbl, seiwl K3to to y.'y Uuvernmefil ucplic* t.on i wish me to be?" "It does seem ro mo "What were your studies?" continued scriptions of everything IWttdn CtlflJTM. oi *I3, nnl iv? itie drawiiiCT rpn:indb ti BriHh Columbia, China, Japan BEST BBMEDY KNOWN TOMAN. that if I had lost the companion of my Ooi't-iiiminiitv the Sandwich' Islands, Australia, jfno the President required for Personal or Family use, a atw aaa enejanfrly fra* ma.! Z"aland NORTH,and all principal pointWEST,e in th NORTHWEST and life I should Joe somewhere else, weep anal aad laaiag awhaii. lowed. Mr. Qreene hesitated a moment, an Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. with over 2,200 illustrations. We sell TKA.DC MASE. the l. ,...._ With Its own lines It traverses Nortn PARKER'S "Over her grave? I know, but replied: W. NorthernNorthern MICHI yuu know beforeh:i!id. f.ro/iiiijr,whot4iet'y(,i ai nil -goods at 'Wholesale prices, la ernllXlNOISo Central and ,w,n t.2 ITAOSNT8 WANTED.1I the cemetery closes at sundown." going eel a pat-nt or not, and no attorney's "Polite literature." J?lS quantities to suit the purchaser. The lachurned 'nlcsi ron 'io/yof r.Pitont. AM aitonu 9S3 GAN MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- "Is the lady of the house in?" asked "And pray, Mr. Greene," loftily inquired Laboratory 7? W 3d8t,NewYorkCity.Druggists sell it whose fen deDP-ids on hw ?"f"i in oMnuime GINGERTONIC TA. It offers to-the traveler all accommodations only institution in"America who make Eatantable.l Pntout wil noiadc.'.s \a\ tii&eya'irinvention i a tramp of a servant who rang the doorbell Mr. Quincy, "what do you intend that can be offered by any UI'.KMS iv+* ttly U. nntontHble. so far this their special business. Address ?y_7oad their speed servicesequals i as greathat as railroad.. Its train of one of, the stateliest mansions in to do with your polite literature, in la bent jadcrmcttc UIKIU In cMerir.fn np tlie our IBLEY'SCEEDS MONTGOMERY WARD & CO., tion hence, yotf ?R- rely on thur.i'.rlft' pHe-' t-ftia "De. lady of de house don't Rhode Island?" %rA Austin. comfort and safety will permit they a prelirn'm try '-1 HOM JR d i*fp a make close connections In union depots n* iui the Ui",IiU'^ii5? r^Eu-Ia 1 railv come to de door to talk wid de like ob "There spoke Massachusetts!" cried SX end a Whbneh Avenne, CMeeen. TV WAI'SU* and l^-iawtios *v cured, tttvcnla at junction- and ^terminal points with you." "Then," said the tramp, elevating Longfellow, while Felton and the others -i-ef uiidr,l"U i '{'."ii, n-i in rfvlVor of the leadirip railroads of the V7eet and mm ifyou an a mechanic or farmer, worn out with the. remnant of a hat with a grace roared with merriment. Northwest, and offer "aafeesthose to tuit connece us I'a'u.i1!!? fnvcii' Tfr** fistic miaiaefa orbusiae ma house--exn close Very ottn omn^.oraaMhernmdow Wi tr bgOfctaily or cc\nl Intbes ttoRTtorAH^H- them Chesterfield might have envied, "tell In rehearsing the story^ afterward, classes pf i1 dutrwnttry c^tis i yo'j r, jui-ut'itAl^'ii toecnr. hold PAaKaa'fCweaa Tome. O your own SPEE D,, COMFORT AWD SAFETY pilenla nd {(tiled, ft JffJtTut cdir.rcvrittirif hpndiinffr. 3y_uo best seat oat AG the lady of the house a gentleman wishes Prof. Felton always declared that he aiiat t. tliecaHP raiy .^Alofc.js-.ppjw, J?J! ti and beet saethods Em*: At 1 naattea\bjr.aamtal acrain or aaxmia carea do rot Cor1 ap*taddre.S''V to to speak with her in the parlor." never could tell which was the most Odder Crops. Trrra Morcrof rl^nl. ^?',-,-"^"Kj ,i,KKm?,otvrneh|ili tion with all otnar railroflds^it th^t city taka attexwaaag ttiauhati, bat ma FABKER'S he reoa NNtttU. Vir- comical, the serene .unconsciousness of It runs PALAGK S11BEPINO UAH* or Gi9a Tome. A little conversation overboard by all through traine, PABL OK CAK-S on its tOn, U.C.. .-wi yon- ntlorify T. S iftSt.CiVInrllie the President that he had said anything HIRANI SIBL^YVCO. CHICAGO, III. Rochcster.N.Y, sttxcrstuM Ur* ppteean. Rheoantiaai, Kidney r 8mirfo the Boston Transcript: "I don't "care Hncipal routes, and NOIITK-WI-NTRTIN nnarnmonimnuiinii title of the l-ivemio** i^nfl i-w.i UH l-rt of fTllrc dTrepnr i Vnwwy Cwrpltmn. er ifyea uU* ^k ,r out of order, or the overpowering surprise \sk on its coujieiL m.w&* your appllcatltin. An "?nrp|nfXoiiaiid-repor Jiltttfln win 8HAt) Shot Gaul* RsvAlv*M,-jrUtettt*aii what anybody says,'!* remarked Mrs, aaswkaaasa ^joatyounothingy an, how Inform?/tt'.f.nI ]j 4 IAIJrp!ftf'iH(*&]&(#UVM- STSE^!?"* ,MA.fcoodorove pf Greene at the fact that any human and on its ST: PAUL and MINNEAPOU^ tton. |lhl*V tackl, 8olno*. Koto, tlom,, ma in raot imor" UIM IT'SCII( yoa caa be cared by PAaasa'aGnieaa TONIC. M'iU Poggi warmly "Mr.- Bolus is a good Tactnny ia'Pateste through day express trains. KnlTM, Bason, SkmuXL promptlvfornishd. C'w'r~-ti\\a\.6t"nim Co'O't pff tn being had asked him, a native-born an.d, wetmg away BPW nt romptlv fornishftd pialied at ffiHSpntiwi or doctor, I shall' employ him as long v rT^ifl- OqTcrnpiirni ITyou wish nssfcT^veU^^ Avvgjamodationa 1 1 "r dffls. iui!!.i"'iia wj- If you wish to OARDEN1NQ Ityd.? IgUutdeirt aush' question*, wvmnnTTnmomr.t nn* rfn UuniPOPtalKiananulAlfl VAM will kwv yonf -aipkete /egetablesfor Jfy^a^eeweakaaaaaBdi^uwaaoojuIaBttake rVe oa 1 liyei" "YCT^ likely," remartQQ n\i tf bvnefita Lotraje tttvatnated "nflofiirj FBSB. (FOR PROFIT. fh"ref-!P ainco 1KI and yon UIM$RR Tome at once it will invigorate and build bythis route AVO WILL TAKE NONJL Salc.rcad i ^eggi "I believe it is the same with all experience, bfid^4f(''(rcnc^i tpJ0?.'!**'" "w* mtoxieate. beaivra GR^T WESTERN GUN WORKS, I If you wish to become "'^S tual elionts inMwtost CYvry ym-t hi tie 8" PRACTICAL For rates for^sincrle or round trie Will the Americans Buy It? his patients. They all employ him as I thaive4 hundred, of liea it nay aave youn. may aav youn aComraercial Vamp]Uft ro:atts t-i ?Rients lie pon rt^neet mXBMVMGM, PA. tickets and for full Information in r4- KISC0X CO., W FLORICULTURE AGENTS GgC.G. LfON, Florist, read at, Hv Twk. tee. 11 long as they livethat is to say, until Scene: A Parisian studio. A picture gard to all parts of the West. North aud %j m* eallar datt, ataUdsaiws la assdMaaV I If yoa.wish to Gar-. he gets through with them." Northwest,write to General,Pa*set.eer is framed and turned toward the emcAT lATnra BOTINO COLLAR SITX. QARDENINO_ I den for Amusaaaent I Agent, at Chicago, HI. m* 615 15th 8t., WA^KIWGTOH, C. wall. The Denve? Tribune pleads thus for o!lltrn Aaser orforHomeUse foR Ip PLEASURE Tse All Coupon Ticket Agents esll Tickets Attorney-jit-T.v.^nnrt Curious Crithj"Ah! old boy! Another oy this Line. only, read the use of tobacco: Prince Charles, of e can n'-.u For'ifa ratvui*. ir fa*-- J. D. LAYNO, ABVTS EUGHITT* sale, eti? Have I seen it yetR" All PETES IMKSmEHMOII. 1'^ Prussia, died week before last at the advanced Gen. Snp't. 2\ Vie-lT-i5.andUen.Maatta WANTED! Ladiet and Gentlemen, to Price $1.50 each, postpaid by mail. Artist^-"Which? Oh, that? A mere age of eighty-three. He had DIAMOND KIDNEY-WORT W 8TENNETT, wltK as to sell wrenl VMhd Hottaehofil 'Sfff daub only one of those things a, fellow^ been addicted to the inveterate use of Artlelceu Profit* large. Labor la lliciit. Ctn Pas. ALI., CMcaeo )ur Combined Catalogue of Evelvalve tpnrtuttr WfnmTTSo coinpett- SEEDS paints to sell to the Americans,, yojif nm THE mmma euu OF tobacco for-six ty years. The two-year CATARRH rot Yt^n^nSSaSSmiLSt, old boy of Mr. Jenkins, of this city, died Hewitt MaaBftot'f CK Box 8g, Pittibarffc, Pfc C: C"Is that all?* tm? 1"i? I CONSTIPATION. day before yesterday without ever having REMEDY, PLANTS A NEW CURE FOR oniifMgor MOTBIUBI Sits down and continences".to talk smoked^ chewed or used tobacco in Itii 11 rlUlln ii MJHIUIIULI1 !fp about the weather, V^Tlhtrittsaas laan nreialaullu Hi a any shape. It is not difficult to draw a ClARAW01UUlUM0IttMM A PeMtUve fr Ca^arrM mi U |iii IInrtwymtttHwVrtaw moral from these two incidents. tryasCoaatipatloa. and^SaadVoaViWe klaia. it li laatuiuMu **Vet 3s- For IflrS, sentfree onapplication. An employe in the Pennsylvania stfar Ms* of tha itaaajf.jMM earaaoaaaaaa lornwi Mining Experts. tkat busat mm torn taaniaa. PETER HENDERSON & CO tion at Jersey City narrowly escaped A writer in the Mining Review "eon I,a compound of the virtues of sarsaparUla, (CaHTMiwiM. OnlTtOcm^i Jtav Evnt Dtaiaiial Catarvai I*aaMj HtiUingia, luatulrake, yellow tlock, with striking a careless woman with a handtruck eludes that no class of men have been so AND ALL TROUBLESOyE VERIilH. **!"Mtltog aaaaaiaTo asOortlandtSU.NewYotk. riie lotiitlt! of potash ami irou, all jiowerful be was pushing. Turning upon poorly appreciated by both miners and Reltoraad proiaptoar tH oaaMeicatarrk, R?fc Idpod-inakitiK, Mood-t'leatisitiB, ami life-snstaitunp laiaeuat Hay kTvvar. BrMMMtlaa him with flashing eyes and flushed investors in mining .property as the vlr-uientH. It I he purest, safest, ft wm utnova PQtjnp and affectaaiireare a* BTIfyoulawesttsVo7iiwiwoiuu- THEMILLERBR0S.CUTLERYCO.? cheeks she said: "If you had hit me Br: JTotMXkmUaSk, PMUOTII Pa. mining expert, but he predicts that the and most effectual alterative medicine Waterrand Pa.idaat Uackarrai fare taa Dead with that I'd a smacked you right in an^Itoaat, and FoctM. aieksalag Breatn perjaody known or available to the public The sciences I. JUSICAL INSTRUMENTS day is at hand when conscientious men, restorattapairaalBan,Taataaad Baativ. $m& UEBfDXlf, C0N2T. %-'*&" of medicine ami chemistry have never the face." After apologizing he said: who have carefully studied the sciences KIDNEY-WORT ratteva Headaetia, BraaK na OaMa la tha Head produced no valuable a remedy, nor one no "But, madam, I have yet to see the day Strengthen tha Tolca and Ens: pmny. Ham'ate of all kinds for sale very cheap. of geology and mineralogy, and by potent to cure all diseases resulting from and Reader Clear aad lettra arary organof the when a properly administered 'smack' I Catalogues free. Address, RiCH/IRD practical and extended experience become impure blood. It cures Scrofula and Bead and Throat Price, to cents. t-f I HULL & CO.. BOX 868* Pittsburgh, r'q., from a comely woman caused me to all aorofulons diseases, Erysipelas, DIAMOND familiar with rocks and minerals, TOWDt 5ews for Boys and Ofnsti Hi quail." Rose, or St Anthony's Fire, Pimples STANDARD PQCKET CUTLEUY,i will be in active demand to determine JjtoowtandOia!! A KEW DJ. ^^INVICK)RATO and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, fVDXXOV just patented lor them. the investment of capital in ijje'w mining There is nothing like strong common Bolls, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, te Home we! ^E Ladles' Sclssora and Ink Erasers. aam MadW, I oliahiac "iJ districts. fret Beroll Sawhw, Tomtac Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Rlug-wprm, ltv- sense. An Irish soldier went to his station a ferfact allelJParifler, AMiser and "rf Make all styles of Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial Monro VoaOo. It nakee a dalichtfi.l. wholefome The best business men at |ho present with the order to report anything STEEL- PENS.i a a^caistaiar^ Disease^ Neuralgia, Female Wea* drink, whkh latteeinaoa, Pariloo time and most successful hfetheir mining remarkable that had happened .during and Slroo^rtlaoaio the aiura syataai. nesses and Irregularities, Jaundice, investments, keep in ttfeir employ a 9 cents tor 1C0 pans. Fr General DahUttj. Dyapepela. BUioosnev. the night. A drunken fellow fell off the Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, WTheAcme,fandwmmsilismplegrossonreeelptoftr' SBOWy, Lowell. Jaaaa Torpid Liver, limiaea..a trusted man, and all purchases of mining Phcnr cnto,, PatentAdjustable OjaTlActtonBeaarrou-IVii^^?! foaragfe and l.heamaflc Emaciation, and General Debility. wall and broke his.neck, and no report Af*ctkm8.^aaodle?, Malaria, FiatakSey. property-are made upon his favorable LYON&HEALY was made. When questioned about it awa, Bick Beavttehe and Kidney Complaint*, By its searching and cleansing qualities report. it UjTlu^We. Price, |Q eeptaV Pat replied: "Faith, and I obeyed orders. it purges out the fotil corruptions which SteteA Monroe SU..Chlcaao. The extent of mineral bearing fields contaminate the blood and cause derangetnent If the~man had fallen off the wall Aak yoar Draeaglot fhr|ko aieeaod.leo WTiJjwnrtprepsM Many MitmatlNtr i and the great variety of formation's and anal toko ummU^rt or erfil BM acne and decay. It stimulates and enlivens aarow irSote line Fens will be sold by fbe t*-t BAND CA^ALOCUE. and not broken his neck I should certainly Vrew earoatpcorarl0o awPrieo Ji^ Auniahed to dealars on application. the vital functions, promotes, energy and tf^^^ ores make it impossible for the "tenderfoot" }"Hi, in i^e.,,10 KufnwtV( have reported it" ttaaeripttve Patnphleta wmir ^tflp". or i minumiitt. Suiu, Caps BtlkHt strength, restores uutl preserves health,and or even the experienced miner to t'^pwu,' Kpanlcu, Caa-Uaips, A Boston -young lady of wealth and SIOO PRE8ENTI infuses new Jife aud vigor throughout the \dArr Dr. EvOT.r'B DUmond TUma^a ^ii ^ituii. Drain MjeS Sufft.' aad master the geological andinjneralogicali whole system. No sufferer from apy disease Hsttj-SHaary IfcmJ Onlals, Itepb. position has astonished "society" by .9. O. fax taftV I 104John StroeCNew York roraMaealaothatwm laws as one whoHias spent a life-time in Merhr,a),olttlullfctriKtieen I which arises from impurity of the cutting and making her own wedding '~iiH r-f*- Amnl^nr Baad* and a 1 saw mm Faat-asal Cna the broad and thorough, investigation of blood need despair who will give AVEU'S tf dress.- She exhibits considerable* wisdom aatala 8AHSAIAKILI/ a fair trial. these things, with every avaHabicappliance and forethought in thus economizing of the past and,present anjgf It is folly to experiment with the numerous on the eve of matrimony, especially ^f- low-priced mixtures,of cheap materials, thoroughly qualified men .will ^pw|W if she is going to wed a "society" young Ana without* medicinal virtues, offered as re^gni^.a|^e|^eve^^^^ blwl-purjffefs while disease' becomes more man. Setter make her own dress now firmly seated. AVKRV SAKSAPAKILLA ia a than to go out washing in her older In every otlier science we avail ourselves medicine of such concentrated curative Vhia to tha Xhssj off Saw "^-fhtnaa days, in order to support her husband power, tliatit is by far the beat, vtoeapest, of the knowledge^ and expe^ence nwa off a a fbot loa fa 8 ^.t^^^, and children.Norristown Herald. ml Jiuwt reliable Wood-purifier known, of" those who have made themselvesfamiliar 80.000 lm maa. Tho chaapeafc i-rmhlnei A bright little girl tip town had rhysicianx know ka composition, ami prsadilift W^th, %a ^ighest^ ^tey^ppment, ftinywaraanted. Otrealarftwa, it: ft ltas been wklely useil for forty ^eqntring a complete toaloi goldfish, which, as all the rest of us and recognize the w^rth Qf men of ability uuas saMaftstoflag Caiaaaa. hX years, and ha* won tlie unqnalifled eonf. must do some time, died. She and her' ^iM5^uraaanwh -fanej*rj^aj(_ afwarity, ajid hi^h achieveutent Sliniug, is dnc of mifhons whom it has tenanted. Iartn small a Pi amenrwi. MoST'ecoaoolkal'' little brother took the ffsh out'to bury rapidly rising up out of the domain Of. ltindfc.ond.nnotsb^^*oomi tMt^.th oidtaw Jk*pav! by Ori 4. C. Ayr It Ccf la it with due ceremony, and after it was ohance and ^speculation, and, i taking imwlltto,, wlthth^uhlt.ndo of low* test," short' covered beneath the sod and a suitable Wrpu HlBw.or^atoe|hatejiowdora. -ob|ci1*: its true position as a business, based, ^M^aiMT lomt Bsj^o^abamCo:^!^ Wall head-board erected, thje brother sug-* gopon a substantial foundation, and$g$KV-i gestedishat a foot-board also be put up. erned by lavs of a, sctenoo*riadeeplnd* 4dun oa the "No," she said, "we don't want a footboard grand as any which the wisest phllosonhprs fish hasn't feet, brother n^naa'Ijback'to- have all C^fWtne $ the tails and we want a tail-board." leginning when A band train robbers*having c^^ ducted ducte an extensive financial operation' Iftents were tossing m. the tumult of with the passenger^ unoni ^*^riSNHVjjM !$MjB&&^1fflmm.