i.mni,Mii .lui'iiir-wjpw S 5t*r?^? Vf-Jv^-W NEW/tlLlvi REVlE^i WEDNESDAY, MAftCHT4, 188& m 7 T-i I. Use Lawrence & Martin's ClieapuSfBiules MsriM.MM and again collided wltr^lftd^iind^ :WIT AND HUMOB. WtWl SJS" claimed "Get out of the wa^yjou brute," Ism. Bath Yanba* law Mum ?&" ^o- i. WJ H'MrrHn."i^imt1. has been outdone by the*'Boston lady THE BEST "nsitus It "Her foot is a poem," the loversaid (BattedoHMcttooa.) WtttatoirmSmm.Vum who, while carrying herdoginherarms, "A melodious rytbm isher tread." lov 30 83 MdFdeMtoTbAalbaaa&TajrWr Co.. MamOnSjl AGEiaTSt lot- Geo, Dkxigo's newbook, "Yes," said his friend (a sort of beat),' fell violently upon the ice and was beard 19 83 "Spondaic the measure, two long feet." Jfe *ehs.2z! Jfaxitiua'd.:^ OF ALL apologizing to the canine for hercare^,, MENTS 5JA"J? A pair of slipporsOrange and banana OUR WILD INDIANS The.leading uenfs*Furnishing Horn? lessness. .skins. '^^fe of the Northwest. T~ Somebody tells the story of the late &. The song of the bricklayer"Still INS^IAST THIBM ST., JST. PAUL?' venerable President Pond, of the Bangor I ^Introduction by Gen. W. T. Sherman. Contains a there's mortar follow." XJ (old stand) ffsltas JWam. j. tnghfol and graphic recprd of the author^observa Theological Seminary, that on one uoos, thrillinsr UTentures and exdtin* etperiencee Mori's Furnishers mid Sliiri. makers An anonymous articlea baby before wUdestlriDea7* the occasion he delivered an almost interminable dnrsng aj. years ajnon* the FQH MAN AHD LEAST. "it is christened. &*%%$ harangue in opposition to Darwinism, Great West. Splendidly illustrated with Steal Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Cnrono-Lathgrapn|JPlatein F6i COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- winding up with the question, What ought ttf'gV 'together^?A turnip filleen cplprs. Has received the For more than a third of a century the ^IOlA, 'If we are monkeys where are our tails?" CONSUMPT|ON pttqualified endorsement ef the inosteminent fvffi oi O? TOLd D{sea8esof THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. watch and an eighteen carat gold Mexican Musta tig i.i2*imet has been 1 our country. GeA^Grant -writes: "The best book Has always been diseaseseoof on thTRltOAT.CHES most imporfn^f advance stages and all tn One of his tired auditors responded:"We an*1 known to millions till ovt the worM us chain. on Indian and Frontier life erer written." mskoa. pons wielded toy by the the MEWCAL MEDICA FACtM.l FAj 1 tlio only sale reliance for tho relief of have sat on them so long that they are 1 ^"P Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: A much neededboolT asttheencroachmentsof COUGBS.COLW-*. oach A man never knows what genuine '?yE21P1ifoita ar-cidonte ami pain. It ia a medicine and oneof immense value." Chicago Inferior worn off." BBONCHinS, ASTHMA, SORE THJipAT. above piice nna praisethe best of 1* Pri6**_ poverty is until he lias to shave with soft boo,k of~standard and fi-substantial value."t stages, and all diseases of th A** *w i \^T-inz~ N oiher.boo contains a kind, lor every loiiu of external pain icipien and advanced Advance neverbeen so advantageously compounded as In the TOUT, BOCK and soap. 'lie Advance! accountoofother N tbeIndians.contains .book asTribune full and T,? -LUNGS, butt i has never been so advantageously compounded stimulantsand a accurate Chicago 15- An Underground City. jxusaraic properties afford a diffusive aftesoothinH It is said that Michfgan women get It reads like a romance, and is far superior to any system tne cough Salsamibeen has relievedafford Quartdiffusive size bottles, stimulant$1.00. Price li h. its properties a and tonic to build up the New York, as every one, knows, is book ever published on the subject.'? The CUcaJto married just so as to keep a man about Do not be deceived by dealers who otrytopaLm try to pal oft* Bock and Rye oyae Inter Ocean "It vividly portrays the ladisaiutt situated upon a narrow island. It can In: place o-f our. TO: M-nw.---ir T- ii- -T'-c KOGK ANI5 the house to scare away tramps. nsieie." R^j.,wi,ieh is the ONLY not spread out in one direction because maystHJ.iiini^t. a*a,tbe patentedd byengage us. Beint ISSLnV' ^article^heKe^ujuwJias aPrivate Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which 999 AGENTS ^^r&zwfc aten Office an ii Mnstang Liniment is without an equal. Bismarck is said to look like a dollarstore opposite the U. S. of the surrounding waters. As a consequence pencP *Y- fee SoM Vy Sm* Cgocws) una OealerW EvefywUere* It penetrate* flesh t*wl muscle to PATENT BUSJNKrsEiCLUSIVELY, we can secure when he gets all his decorations **W WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENSE. waitinr thousandsl Itis the opportunity of a life* an enormous business is being the rery bonemaking the continuance patents iu less tiiaethiuitho.se who are re time for rapid money makins/l Remember, new of pain und Inflammation impossible. on.?,. mete from Washin (tun and who must depend np Ths os.13, BOCK AMD RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St Chicago, li ..i.t*ttfrVt*t done upon a small surface of land, to book* superbly illustrated: isamepta denmadtaaehv Its effects upon Human Flesh. a"d CURES,. on the mallsin all t:ansactions with the Patent nive territory and Special Terms: Send for ilhw The Kiiig of Burmah has four Queens Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, utilize which there have been built within the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. Oflice.- trated circulars, with full particulars, to model or sketeb we make The Mexican and Gen. Schenck considers him on the B.1 the last twelve years immense office Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, When Inventors' A. C. NETTLCrON A CO.. OMoago, MUSTANG search in tbe Palei i iflice and advise as to its pa. Sore Tbront.SelIlii.*.rs*lus. Bruises, road to prosperity. buildings and apartment houses, each testability FR EE op HAHQE. Correspondencecon PERFECTE BUTTER COLOR BuriiM. Scald*. l'Vosi Bites. of which accommodates as many people The bonds of a public official are always ndeutial, prices lo and NO -CHARGE UN LE^ A AM AIX UTitfcll KOJHLY riIS AJB ACHES. MS. LYOIA PINtUM, O LYIIH, Mfii A.TENT rg-OBTAiJ KD. as live in an ordinary village. Under good until they are wanted in t-Tldbj Druggists nud Deiilersev err where. Kitt} Genua bottle. We refer lo lion. P. atmaster General D. M. Kej ft Glres Batter thorUUedfed color tho year mad. The lareeat Batter Buyersreeomniend^tta opik l)n rollout ID 11 l.&n'uat es. this narrow stretch of land: are built court, and then they are good for nothing. fiousands of DalrvLivn saylTjM PKRFSCT. Usei byallthe best Creameries. warded Uw Inter. ev. D. Powder, t. officials in the U. S.-Jate-1 Liniment is needed by somebody in THE I'll \JiI.ES A VOiJELKIi CO. sewers, basements and water-mainin cellars, addition nationalDiplomaat K.T. Dairy Fair. AskonrdroEJrigtormerfhantforlt orwTltetoaaiwhatltla.wha and Office, and especinlli ,o our clients in every State every house. Every daybringsnews rf V&iumi A OU bl.ER & CO Kiu.lmur Sid., C. 8.1. |oo^s~pipe8 whouseslt. -^-re to set it. JTBLUk sUCIlAltPBOX 4c CoJ P^a^Hstet^^EWInaBtMi Tt, of the Union andinC .nails. For special referei the agony of an awful scald or buim Itcosts, where to get What is the difference between a glass ceB, terms,advice, & AddrcBS subdued, of rheumntlo martyrs restored, ifFlRSTMANn Jf^Hr 3f? other underground constructions. To f0NLY^ or a valuable horse or ox CA. inow & Cs half full of water and a broken engagement? relieve, -the surface of the streets of their saved by the beoling power of tbis Opposite Patent office. Wash One is not filled full and the other LINIMENT enormous vehicular traffic, it is proposed is. not fulfilled. to build underground streets and PEOPLE WHO LIVE "Never kiss anybody on the mouth," v' subways to accommodate the sewers, ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAVLlAs says Dr. Hall, "unless you are reckless water, gas and steam pipes, arid eventur SIOUX CITY RAIUftOAD and its various of consequences." Young people are which speedily cure* mult aliments ef Branch Lines, now A part of the ally telegraph and telephone wires. Nor the HUMAN FLESH as naturally reckless.Lowell Citizen. is this all. Advantage will be taken of ^?sgA Rheumatism, dwellings, Mtiir 5 Sf tF IFor the MERCH ANT onourMwPinFarm "Why are so many classic concert CARLrENERnow joint s. Contracted Muscles, Burns F6r the MARKET these subways to run cars, and open kpoli^ 8L On^l\k Iine and'Scalds, Cuts, ltrulses and ftfC pieces called 'polonaises' on the pro- S passages for vehicles. It is not improbable CEnQ'For tho PRIVATE FAMILY out Sprains, Poisonous Bites and gramme?"' inquires Edith. Because ourselvesM that by the twentieth century the by Stings, StUThess, Lameness,, Old Ui know that tliinis the short and quick Line to :i they are quite long and generally drag. Sores, tricers, Frostbites, Chilblains, principal thoroughfares will be underlaid uaauu A favorite prfsc. ifjtlon of one of the points in CellteaI and Western Missouri to :il Pore Nipples, Caked Breast,. and i.Ktf Handsome Illastrated Catmlew and Kara! Register FR EE TO AU, ostnoted aii-1 bucv-ssiul eppciaiists in the U.S. points HI Kansas, Nebrvdi.t, Colorado, Texa-California, by a second street, so as to expedite The Princess Louise travels with indeed every form of external disease. WPtired) for tbanurvox j&ervous Stability, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, an I^JIERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. It heals without sears. travel and traffic. New York has tried 7t JUrtuiiaOfS,, VFeaktH'tiSMiaDecay. Seal sixty-five pieces of baggage and she has tnat this it tbe i*ly Lin* between JHianesol.. A iiiia(AaU(Leuvelope/V*ee Cruggibisianfill For the BBUTB CREATION it cores OAVIO LflNBBETHfcSON$,SEED 6lsOWEBSrPHILA0LP!]!A one experiment on a very great Scale mted the South Well, no Gebhardt to get it checked, poor Sprains, Swlnny, StuT Joints, '^Tja-s OP.. WARD OJ CO- Louisiana, Mo. IJiHO LOU 7 GBKA CI Ti Bs no less than three companies are laying thing. Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Ms etses, Foot Rot Screw. WomvScafo, steam pipes all over the city, which can of the popiiTc^inSriEnTrTTHTleyr nsmely Practice makes per/feet. True, but a Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windails, MAKE HENS LAYtravelin* THE GREAT GERMAN be used not only for power but for heating Bimtue City, Cmmmetl Minti, Omu I SId An Kugiii., Vcicriuurf surfeoB and Cksalst, now'* Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, man can continue to drop a hot horseshoe St. Jineph, Jte/tiaom, eaten. in ihi country, say* that moat of tha Sores, Poll Evil, Flint upon and cooking purposes. It is believed REMEDY as readily the first time trying as Horse and Cat lit- lw:=j .4il here are worthless oerfAand PmmnmxCitif. the Sight and every other ailment that the time will shortly come when trash, lie sitri, tnat Sheridan's Coadllion The St. PaulfcSioux City Railroad, now known the second. to which the occupants of the FOR PAIN. Powder are abolutely pure and immensely') as the Wrhtern IHvhi*n of the Chicago, S furnaces, stoves and other heating apt Stable and Stock Yard are liable. valuable. hi 1. on earth wil 1 make hens a like Sheridan'.-, erudition rowders. Dose. 1 ttaspoonfttl "At last I know there is such a thing Paul, Minneapolis & Ouiatia Line, is also tbe M LYDIA E. PINKHAMI'S a ll tor S letter-stamps. I. S- Jo!ivo.w & Co. RosroK.Slia to 1 pint rood. h(.!d everywhere or sent by mall for 8 letter-stamps I JOUVMM iC Tbe Mexican Mustang Xlnlm^nt paratuses will be dispensed with,' and and Oirect Line from Central aud Western Mi always cures and never disappoints as a cold snap," remarked the burglar that heat will be supplied from the outside nesota, Wester. Iowa, Dakota. Nebraska aud tbe and it Is, positively, i Believes ana cures fe^VMTikBLg CMfPOUlIT). 1 1 to the sheriff, as he clapped the steel South-West to as water and gas now are... It is said THE BEST RHEUMATISM, shackles on the shekel stealer. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS }*''$ Is a Positive Core Mjr ansahlo and fHtw naad Ostalassw nW that every process of cooking, including lMW wUTbe seat Fan to all who apply. Customers of We do not care whether the French Neuralgia, and. the entire Noith and North-West, and to Hit broiling, can be done by steam. How last xason need not write tor it. AU aecd aeat treea eay r*rall these PatafM C^aamlalats VNIMMS estabUalimefit warraated to ba both fresh and true to name, Lumber Districts oi Northern Wisconsin. banish Prince Napoleon or not. As he Sciatica, Lumbago, 'OF ALL this can be accomplished is a mystery to mmtrntmrn t**nrktraMtlen4fuUtl*H so tar, that should it prove otherwise. 1 agree to re*H she Jit St. Vaut connection* are made witn Mie knows no English he can't come over order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed fa one of It willcurs tlraly tbe worst fbrmotltanuueOom* LINIMENTS BACKACHE, the uninitiated.Demoresfs Monthly. Easier* ilivtttun of the Chicago, 8t. Paul, Mn,- the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, plaint*,allovariantroubles,laftaumatlon and Clc*ra here and lecture. neapolis fcOmat a line, for Northern and Cei'trt) and a large part of it is of my own growing. A a the HEADACHE,TOOTHACHE, tlon, IkUlnsj and IMaplaeinsMita, andtae conscquMtt original Introducer of Early Ohio and Bnrhaak lHiiousiu, and .or Chicago and all points raand Liberalism is creeping into all the Potatoes. Mnrblehestd Early Corn, the Hnbksrd SORE THROAT, Bplnal Weakntsa, and is particularly adapted to th the running of trains ia so arranged that iM Squash, Hurblehead Cabbnct, FfalnneyHi Melon, sengci' Horn .the Western Division oi th. litr Change of Ufa. churches but the poor preachers notice aad a score of other new Vegetables. I invite the patronage QUINSY, SWELLING^ She Was" Ready to Surprise Him. can have from one to one and one half hours ae of the public. In tbe gardens and on the farms of It will dissolve and expeltumorsfrom the uterusIn that it has not yet struck the contribution those who plant my seed will be found my best advertisement. KPBAIKS, teud to bu iness in St aul if desired. n early stageof development. Tbe tendencyto caneerouehumorstbsretsebecked A few evenings ago Matilda came into James Cregory, l&ublehcad, Mass, box. Whet* ffou t*i South or South West be sura I Soreness, Cuts. Bruises, veryspeedilyby Its use. the parlor where Mrs. Yerger was to over this Line through the seven it iff iiitii FROSTBITHS, It removesfsintneae,flktulency,deetrbysaU craving It is said to require $50,000,000 to take and when you go noith, east or northwest, go sitting sewing by the firet 'Matilda had foretlmulantSi and relieves weakness of thestomach. BVB9TS, SCALDS, through St. aul the Or eat Sftulroitd ,t.i,~ care of the egg business of this country. a very sly expression on her face, and It cures Bloating, Headaches, Kervous Prostration. And all other bodUyache* the greatNorth west "Verily, the hatchways of the ship of state and pains. General liability, Bleeplowneat, Depression and Indigestion, something hid under her apron. Two passengei trains daily, St. Paul to Chic need many repairs. _.[ .FIFTY CENTS BOTTLE. through Elroy and Mndison^vithpullmnn Pul' "What have you got there?" asked Sleeping Cats oi euch train. Sold byall DrusgistH and That feeling of bearingdown,eantrng pain, weight KiDNEfS^OPtT? The "Tobacco Waltz" and the "Cigai Mrs. Yerger. 1'. |Kpf Dealers. Directions In 11 THROUGH TICKETS and backache,laalways permanently cured by Its use. Quadrille" are two new dances lately languages. "A young gemm&n belongiri' to^one It willat all timesand underallcircumstancesact In IS A SURE CURE The Charles A. Vogeler Co. invented in Middle Tennessee. One er this route are on sale at all principal station-* ob de fust families ob Austin has been harmony with thelaw*thatgovern thefemalesystem. Be sure and buy a through ticket as tht-j ate gen must be up to snuff to follow the pipei (SOOCMOM to A V00ELEB4C0.) Forthe cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this paying me 'tensions, and I 'lowed ter BIAJsIE NEW RICH BLOOD, eraIIj' cheaper: but if you cannot get the ticket for all diseases of the Kidneys and Raltlmure, FM., C&l Compound is unsurpassed. who provides the music for them. s'prise him wid my picture taken fur you desue or the "it rmation wanted about rateconnections, LIVE LYDIA E. PIKKIUM'S VEGETABLE COM- c at your home st:Uon write to ters'prise him wid." The meanest slight a girl can put upon And will completely change the blood in the entire system In three months. Any per- POUNDia prepared at 833 and 835 Western Avenue. the undersigned, aud your letter will receiv Mrs. Yerger looking at the picture said: an admirer is to use a postal card in Ithasspeeilloactloboii this most Important Lynn, Mass. Price 91. Butbottlesfor 95. Sent by mall LYON&HEALY son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 13 weeks, may be restored to sound prompt attention. T.W. J'kASDALE, orgsn, essblixiff It to tlirow off torpidity ana in tho form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on fr\ B.CLARKE. \r "Why, this can't be you, Matilda. It refusing an offer of marriage. It prove* General Agent, health, If snch a thing be possible. For curing Female Complaints these Pills have no iTiootion, sOmalstlTig tbebeslthy secretion of tien. Traflic Manager.'-' St. *iiul Mmo. receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Hnkhsun State & Monroe Sts.,Chicago. is the picture of a white woman with that she doesn't actually care two cento equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for the Bile, and by keeping the bowels in free freelyanswersall lettersof inquiry. Send for pamphlet. red hair and blue eyes." for him. eight letter-stamps. Sand for circular. I. S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. Will semi pre|iM to any addrea their condition, effecting itsregular discharge. Address as above. Kent ton this ZntMi*- BAND CATALOCUE, liolawia Ifyon aresuffering ftom "Dats where de s'prise comes in. I CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. "It is a ole sayin' dat one bird in dt fur ItiSo, M) p:td, ^10 Engravingt IWlCliai Ids malaria,have the ehUls, Satdade ITo family should bt i hout 1/TJIA E. F3VKTT45T8 ai fotographic man two bits fur of instruiueuU. SuiU, Caps, Belts, arelulious,dyspeptio, orconstipated, Kidney nan' is wuth two in de bush," says Uncle JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will instantaneously Lyn:!: PJJ.I.S. *iaey c. .-t. cot'.'ir.tion, b.l Pompons, EpauItjU, Cap-Lawpt, _WortwillBurely trelieve and quickly euro. In the 8pring cleanse the System every picture.Galveston News. relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively 7 SUnds. Drum Major', Staff., and Mose. "It may be wuth moreterdt ri''.lty of llifkiivor. 25cent3iK by ^y 1 enre nine cases out of ten. lutbrmation that will save Hala, Sundry Hand Outfits, RepalrlL, Sold by uU |ruggiBt^ man, but it ain't wuth half as much tei 1 many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a moment. one should take a thorough course of it. Materials, nl includes Instruction and Ex 1 'ji trcises for Amateur Bands, and Catalosua' Prevention is better than cure. U- 80LD BY DRUQCISTS. Price SI. debird." efCholwll"-* aiusia. JOHNSON'S ANODYNE L.NIf.ENT l%aW%& An Excited but Happy Bridegroom. raDME^^jqJBBi A Norwalk girl hangs up the follow &S& Weddings are not often held in lodge PARKER'S HAIR BALSA ing illuminated motto in the back parlor rooms, but the genius for innovation close to the sofa: "E plus I bus, yum. suggested to George Smith and Miss 14* .^tfB^^w Thft Best, Cleanest and I '-An EnsUshVeterinary Surgeon andChemist. vum.'' And the young man sighs' 'Sun, Annie Bloodgood that they should be most Economical. Hairj nowjtrnvMing in this country, saysthat most I ST. PAUL, MINN Moribus." iffWe bound together under four muslin flags Dressing of the Hfjrsp and C'atlle Pnwders sold here I to send for are worilness trash. He says that Sheridan's I He?er Falls to Restore., instead of groined arches, and surrounded are offering a chromo to any ont Condition' Powders are absolutely pure and our FALL by sympathizers rather than weeping tamensely,vili:ob!e Nothing on earth will make hens laylike Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose. 1 teaso'n- the youthful color tu grey I who will bring to this office a pretty Price-List 3*ul to 1 pint food, aoldeverywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. J. S. Joausoa & eo.,Uos*OM, AUss. hair. 50c and $i sizesat I relatives. So after Miss Holland young woman, with dimples, who wit -JTHE druggists. for 1882. ]LARK JOHNSON'S had sent the blood tingling through the not chew her under lip, as she goes Free to any address upon veins of her auditors by reciting the along the street, to make them show. A new and exceedingly frn- application. Contains descriptions .^_ ^Railway is the "Maniac," Mr. Smith arose, beckoned EIcet A A Tennessee girl is suffering from hydrophobia in and lasting perfume. I OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE of everything SS and 75c to Miss Bloodgood, and amid a preternatural PARKER'S S produced by the bite oft Required for Personal or Family use, silence strode forward with his And the squirrel. That's what a girl gets foi OBTAIN A PATENT arm linked in his bride's sash. The with over 2,200 illustrations. We sell PITEDJSTATES FAST &AIL ROUTE fooling with a squirrel when there art Indian Blood Syrup GINGERTONIC Rev. Stephen Merritt stretched forth Seufl arouph Bketch or'if you ennl amoflel of vour'"' all goods at wholesale prices, in so many desirable young men handy. invention to KdlSB p:.JUi.M3, Wb*list{f v~, It is the Great Tnoroughfare from and to begi4fcs his hands and the ceremony was quantities to suit the purchaser. The itosa, ii. C, aiui a I*ieISit!iic. j^xnnsiiiitteon CHgAO inCNorthern /ljO "Whatare you always thinking about Cures all diseases of tho Stomaoh, Liver, will be nitvde of ail UiiiieU States patents, uf the And all point3 Central, The bride was nervous, and as the gaslights only institution in America who make same class uf. inventions aiKl you wi'.l'beauviscd Ida?" "I am always thinking abom Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, above her head spluttered and whether or not a paieui. can be obtained. BowelSj Kidneys, Skin and Blood. this their special business. Address Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota,Dakota, nothing, auntie. I never think aboiu A Pwi fnily Midtdie that Never IrrtoxJcatet. blinked with excitement, she wept. FOE THIS rRTUT.TMJfXARYEXAMINA- Manitoba, Central and MONTGOMERY WARD & CO., JMiMwwi ft testify to its enloaoy in healing TION Hi) CHAiRi-JS IS MADE. anything, unless I happen to think about Northern IfebraHha, Colorado, Wyominsr, The groom gnawed the fingers of his If you are mechanic orfarmer, worn out with Nevada,: What will a Patent Cost Utah, Idaho, Montana, something to think about." overwork, or a mother run down by familyorhousehold glove then he became enthusiastic and the above named diseases, and pronounoe 88T and 880 Wabatb Avenue, Chicago, J1U Calif'irnia, Oregon, Washington Terrt duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. "Pa, is it right to call a man born ii Columbia, Chma, Japan, tory, liritUh endeavored to push the ring over Miss If you area lawyer, minister or business man ex. it to be the If youare.idvisedtliatyourlnvGDtlonispiilenfc-^ 5vr the Sandwicll lcsmiius Islands^, -*t*.srrf jvew Australia. Poland a Pole?" "Of course, my child.' Bloodgood's thumb without avail. The haustcd by mental strain or anxious cares do not abls. semi SS to pay Government application fee Zraluud, and all principal points in the of ijil3, and .%5 lor tiie take intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S lie drawings required bv the BEST REMEDY KNOWN TOMAN. bride, with the assistance of her friends, "Well, then, if a man is born in Holland -THE- Government. Tiiis is payable when application is NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. GINGH TONIC. suceeeded in securing the ring from the is he a Hole?" "Tut, tut! I'll answer With its own lines it traverses North TBADE MASK. If you have Dyspepsia. Rheumatism, Kidney or Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. !I! desperate groom and placed it in the era ILLINOIS, Central and Northern no more of your silly questions!" Urtnanr Complaints, or if you are troubled with any IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- dtserderofthelunes.stomach bowels, bloodornerves requisite position herself. After the ymi.kaow uefovehaud./br NviAc,whethe yon MW 4 ^MTAOENTS WANTED. Two little girls were comparing progress GAN MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- going to get a patent or not, and no attoiney's feeJ fo}' Uio fourth year and yon te cured by PARKER'S GINCBR TONIC. clergyman had finished the service, silence TA, it offers to the traveler all accommodations ischarsed unless you do sot a Patent. An attorne/ in catechism study. "I have got IfWONare wastinf awayfromage, dissipation or rai^e that can be offered toy-any whose tee depeiitis on li!s gncopsn iu obtaining a Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt, New YorkCity, l^ruggists sell it fell upon the gathering, and Mr. naupsavedrhundredssane Mydiseaseo weaknes require a stimulant take to original sin," said one. "How far Patent will not advise you that your invention is' railroad. Its train service equals that Smith kissed his bride on the ear. Then patentable, unless it re illy is patentable. o for a* GlNCnToNtCatonce: itwill invigorate and build or any road: their speed is as sjreat as no have you gotP" "Oh, I'm beyond redemption/' his be judgmental!! aid in d^termlning: the quel- i *is from thefirstdos but will never intoxicate. comfort and safety will permit they she smiled and so did he, and they tried tion hence, you can rely on thoadvise siven p-fter" said the other. make close connections in union depots of lives it may save yours. Uas a record of unqualified success. a preliminary ovmriiti.'itio't is hud. ]sls gafe~ it again with more deliberation and at junction and terminal points with HUCOX CO., MS WUIiam Bt., Kew yk. JOc. a'J Husband (2 a. m., after a curtain lecture)"Well, ewtsand the Rj-r*-s!sviUM of Lub-la. Tral with resounding effect. The ceremonies the leading-.railroads of the West and It was the first inUe and has been M deUarristi,stalldealen In medMaei. JHrkit and co-i*:ie secured, (avenia prepared all I've got to say is, if Northwest, 'and bflfer to those that use |eetel,AbJiMi4otl,or and fil 1. A^iUcations in revivor of 11 QWUTIATIMO BimKO WIXAR SIZE. n were ended and the bride and brought to perfection while competing them you area person of such refinement and groom were congratulated by their yry oiten valuable inventions i nn in the**' andimitating machines havebeen SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY good breeding, you ought to be above classes of cases. If you have undertaken to secur* friends, They met many weeks ago at your own patent find failed, a skillful bandllnff of made for only one or two seasons talking to a drunken fellow at this time At CHICAGO it makes close connection the case may lea 11o success. Rend me a written reaueitaddre.sse( one of the meetings of the lodge, and with all other railroads at thp city. to the Cosnmisaloner of Patenta NHSECM. of the night." and some of them aro advertised IRO N 1 S^rSolSu^vye^FfiSEl amidst the solemn rituals their loves It runs PALACE SI EEPING CABS on tnat he recognize GuanoK J.KJioN.tif Washliurton, D. C. as your attorney f case,|rivInKth all through trains, PARLOR CARS on Its this year for the first time. Jones asked his wife: "Why is a husband were exchanged. They are neither siutrsstiu HIRAM 8IBLEYCO. CHICAGO, III. Rochetter.N.Y. ...ivingM principal routes, and NORTH-WESTERN title of the invention and about the date of fllln like dough?" He expected she young, wealthy nor handsome, but last It nsee small iexpensive"cord, PINING CARS on its COUNCIL BLUFFS your nppllcallon. Airexninlnatlbh and report will itaasaiiaaaiiiiaSa^BaSSSSSirs'i'lSWWSiirr i i and on its ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS would give it up, and was going to tell night they were, happy. -z-New York cost you notulnsr. Searches made Drtitletolnven never fails to bind every bundle and through day express trains. ^*t*- tions, In fact any'information relating to Patents her it was because a woman needs him Tribune. promptly furnisbe-1. Copies of Patents mailed at If you wish Ijhe Best Traveling Accommodations is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, vol CARDENING the resulnr- Government' Kites, fStS*. each.) Be you will buy your Tickets but she said it was because he was hard growVegetables for 1 member this office lir.s been 1 successful opentloa by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE MOST DURABLE AND BEST FOR PROFIT. ^t. to get off her hands. Sale, read Since 186? and yoa therefore reap the benefits of OTHER*~ FINISHED-MACHINE in the experience, besides reference tan befriven toaetnal If you wish to become The Wrong Cicero. For rates for single or round trip ^PRACTICAL We have heard of a truly happy hunting-ground clients In nltnnPt every county fii tbe V. 0, aCommercial tickets and for full Information in reai-d market. Vamphlot relating to Talente free upon request.? When the present State military law LORICULTURE for superfluous mashers. Florist, read to all parts of th West. North and CEO. M. LEf^ON, was a bill before the Legislaure a Rep* Any one who buys the jorthwest-write to General Passenger If you wish to Gar-JPOR In Peru girls come out at the age of DBBRING PLEASURE Agent, at Chicago, 111. den forAmusement I GARDEN ING resentative one day took John Harmon, seven, and get married at ten years ?-ty avoids every chance of trouble BINDER 0 615 15th.SI... WASHINGTON, C. AU Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets ?lii or the lobbyist aside and offered him $2 to old. Their children are called decimal Attorney-at-T,tvw ami "olloJtot*of Ames' by this Line. or failure in the harvest. can and Forol^u :'ii(piit. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, only, read write him "a thundering good speech*' fractions. jg Gen. Sup't. 2 Vice-l'n aud ot?n. Manage* f-kHJt MANUFAOTbSBD BY h*i- All by PETER HEOTMEKSOir. in opposition to the -bill. John hadn't DIAMOND .w *f Young Lady"Isn't this child a little W. H. STENNETT, Chicagot William Deerlng, Price $1.50 each, postpaid by mail. time, and the Solon took in each one of Nurse"I cannot tell Pass. Ast Frenchman?'f '-lif the reporters with an offer of $2 50 SEEDS the father is a German, the mother CATARRH without finding a taker, lii despair he Our Combined Catalogue of French." Young Lady"Ah, then we then returned to Harmon and said: shall not be able to find out until the Hannfactnrcr also of REMEDY, "See here/John, Ty got to make a Besutiryln*theComnlcYlon PLANTS little fellow can speak." &8**A '^JWVrsasvroaVVV -^f9 Tbe leering light Reaper, The Beering and Tima |loa KMorua SOMHOBV. T* TSICXUB, speech opposing that bill. My constituents rnrusa, SAi4owra, llMm.uE8, *c. A Positive Core for Catarrh of all "Say," remarked a spotter to a commercial t&tqsftfrtsi OPINIONSOF norEnLAinis. are down on it, and if don't opSose Mowvs, and Tha Leader Reaperu. kind*. It to Instantaneous in Kflect lOlTAIt Is tin best preparation for traveler, "you fellows carry lots BROWNE IRON BITTERS ore Si 'wowi nowjuenootlu and Perma.aent in Uealt. Cures at any ,a it I'll get in a box. What shall I 4?" For, 1882, sent free on application. CI.ArtA LOOTSB KtLL0G0-It gjrn n fitac* or the disease. Baa cured cases so terrlWe of cheek, whatever else you may have." certain cure for all diseases o? Can't you give me some points?" pkmauM rceommeaddmj to atl nunIc lo the lu ofHitM who your (qui Penrl. that bones eaue from tae nose. "Pshaw!" replied the pilgrim, "we only PETER HENDERSON & CO Is a compound of the virtues of sarsaparil- tzvnu the ntiiTiatlon It oltorded mt. acquiring a complete tonic cspe-.. KIDNEY-WORT "Y-e-s, I think so. You might start tho LIQUn PEARLhuberanorircAbr Dr. Evori^s Diamond Catarrh Remedy carry samplesyou ought to see our OlallybdigeslioiltDjrspepsia^Inter'fe 'a, stillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with the lartief all oi ninesirit)i the hte'irU 35 Oortlandt St., New York. in at Cicero. He was opposed to all ia mildaud pleasant, aa rdinx ImtneJlate narlj of apnrecTatmn Only 60 CCTI i the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful stock." mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite,i, 'nnprT,oMi)T all Dnirri-j* PrrTtim nellefand promptcur. in all caseeot Catarrh, military force, and insisted that education FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF blood-making, blood-cleansing, and life-sustaining UlAJIPLUiacO ,Pnan.^iiunuA^ Influenza, Har Fever. Bronchitis. Loss of Strength, Itack of Energy, Some nio'n are* ever ready to offer should rule." elements. It is the purest, safest, CONSTIPATION. It will leinove Poljp and effectually cure etc. Enriches the blood, strength, and most effectual alterative medicine Watery and Tuiulent Discharges f.om tbe Bead noiivmWn no spp oj yrwuinj vj f.-- a remedy for everything. The other "That's the cake. Spell his name ens tho muscles, and gives new apsa an *q pios aq III* eua, jo auji 0^4*. jtic."*- and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath peifectly known or available to the public. The sciences tife$&k day we remarked to one of these animated with a big C, I suppose. I'll send to No otherdiseaaelseoprevalent In this country iestrr impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing: life to the nerves. Acts like e, of medicine and chemistry have never as Constipation, and no remedy has ever apothecary shops: "An idea Detroit for his life. What next?'' itSl relieve Headache, Break np Colds in tbe Head s'f1 produced so valuable a remedy, nor one so charm on the digestive organs, equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a Strengthen tho Voice und Ey I'urlfv. Ke^Vato struck us yesterday"and before we. 'Well, Shakspeare wielded a ""pen' potent to cure all diseases resulting from cure. Whatever the cause,however obstinate removing all dyspeptic symptoms and Render Clear and Active every Organ of tae the ease, this remedy will overcome it. impure blood. It cures Scrofula and could finish he advised us: "Rub the affected while others wielded a sword, and while* Head ghd Throat Price, 60 cents.. --?"i-'-- such as tasting the food, Belching ^ioid!9O9inofioi2sidnrs9irrtatn-*P'r RILEA VmS !distressingtcom- all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas, PJa very apt be hundreds of great generals have *been parts with arnica!" 1 DIAMOND 8fe**&: Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn u3aoaJ3SHU0jiaviinxoatlBsnfprv TO}Bjjo}iu) A0^5 a y^ Rose, or St. Anthony's Fire, Pimples eomplieatedwitlieonstipation. Kidney-Wort forgotten his name lives oh." :"ii. The proprietor of one Albany hotel "tc. The only Iron Preparation and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, strengthens the weakenedpartsaad quickly INVIGORATORt "That's sothats so. That wiM Ofe: has placed in every room in his house a cures allTrindaof Pjles even when physicians Boils, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, that will not blacken the teeth or to laiSvnvovrpi and Medicines have before failed. an old socker to, throw lat fem.^ I'll Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Ring-worm, knotted rope long enough to reach the give headache. Sold by all Druggists 42- ISTIfyou have eitherof these troubles Dr. F.vorv*s Diamond Invigorator is uasua 3[ui paw saossps .soiptri Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial send for Mr. Shakspeare?s bodk^and ground, and fastened one end of it to a at $1.00 a bottle. a Perfect Mood Purifier, Appetiser and SE Prugglf Scit Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weaknesses 'AHTIinO lDiQOd OaVQNVIS get him down fine. What else??' I *i Nerve Tonic. It makes a delighttnl, wlmlt. staple in the door. There is now no and Irregularities, Jaundice, BROWN CHEMICAIi 0, -$* some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies KIDNEY-WORT "Lemme see," mused John, as he reason why any good circus actor should Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, and Strengthens the emits vjsiem. Baltimoi'o, Md. opened his tobabco-box. "You don't not feel quite safe in that hotel. For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, (Emaciation, and General Debility. See toot all Iron Bitters ar wade hy BKOAN CUVMH "Young men," said a tiresome and Torpd Liver, Indigestion. Neuragic and i.heumatio want to leave Cato out." i^^|M^^ Co. und livu crp rurt lim-s nml unnr IT.RIL mi ivrap.t/ ?jBy its searching and cleansing qualities Aflcctions, Jaandice, Malaria, Flatnlencr. "*?TaTtOM3. "What was he?" instructive old muff to a group of apprentices, It purges out the foul corruptions which BEV/ASE O usta, Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, 'Sort of an orator and philosopher. it is IQT ilu.tblc. Price, 60 cents. tvrtmr -K^^.r n TT. contaminate the bloostimulatesaudenliveus and cause derange-" "young men should begin at 'KKOD jtxaiuaiz lt Ask your Druggist forthee Remedies mentantldec& He was down on everything military: YouSSTowMTOTIN the bottom of their business and work "00 AU31in3'S0UaU3Tllrs 3HJ. and take no otur or will he sent the vital functions, promotes energy and fVaWTlON just patented for them, and was the hero of the people.'' up." "I can't,'' responded one of them. Free on receipt of price* lor Home use strength, restores and preserves health, andv "C-a-t-o-w-I've got him down and "Why not?" asked the oldmuff, "Be- ^descriptive Pamphlets Free. I Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning, infuses new life and vigor throughout the I 8IOO PRESENT! will look him up. I guess'! I've got I Boring, DriUiag,Grinding, I dishing. cause I am a well-digger," answered Addrer Dr. Evorj^a Diamond Remedies whole-, system. No sufferer from any disease [ScrewCutting. Price |5tofCO. 0P EVBBY KIND CHEAPER THAN enough for the present, Imt if I want V. O. Bex 83(H). 104 John Street. New ork. .the apprentice. which arises from impurity of the ForaXaekiaetlwtwfJl Send 0 cents lor 1C0 pa^cs. feifles, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammuni. blood need despair who will give AVEK'S other points I'll depend on you." Saw as Fast aa Easy BROWJST, Loweu, Hanr tion, Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, A man, on being told by a generous SAKSAFAKILLA a fair trial. For two weeks the man labored alSt Knives, Razors, Skates, as tala aaa It is folly to exnerimerit with the numerous farmer that he would give him a barrel ate House .and Hammocks, etc. Sawing Made Easy. low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, leasur the morning of his othernpointers. retur *he met Har ,-!*V home and hunt iip 6n Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE*.' I P1 th and without medicinal virtues, offered as ai GRAT WESTERN GUN WORKS. OUSe &fL^^ *Wilt blool-puriiiers while disease becomes more to The Vew Improve* POWDER mo,linfro ^i firmly seated. AVER'S SAKSAPAKILLA is a anner ^w5i f^M EWT S wh IMAIC1 LICITHX8 medicine of such concentrated curative n, wvL^l^vP^i wilml ^roi pay for the barrel when the ci- called outdens power, that it is by far best, cheapest, ,v. This Is ths Xlntr of Saw wSr the aWoatMasat asefc, W oonttmiA to |a boy ftxfesa" rears oS and most reliable 'blood-purifier known. awn off a 8 toot los lajl* a gone .,'John,T, T/At, I'v got'emgot 'em spiked MJtfeatolkiiarafor Physicians know its composition, and proscribe eaVBata 80,000 ia use. Tha ehsapest ataoalaa A South Side lady of fashion of advanced down and bolted through andrkeyed up psienta.1 it. It has been widely usedforforty wiado,and folly warranted. Oirealar frsa trade-marks, eopvrifdhia. etc. ft* till they can't squeal!- I'm all ready to years, and has won the unqualified confluence age required the services of a Absolutely Pure WANTED! .Ladles and Gentlemen,toengage Paitsi Watts Maaotaetnriag t. Caisags. IU. the United 8tate,iuialo obtainpatents of millions whom it has benefited. go for 'em this afternoon!" page boy, and advertised, "Youth wantcd. FREE! with us to seU several Vsefal HoasehoM I wrtu man in Canada. Englann, ffranea,. "Yes, but the bill passed yesterday!" Proflto. %W"inH Address Articles. lr|ge. Labor is liatat. This powder never varie.. A marvel of $. One of her dearest friends sent "J Prepared by Dr. J. C. AyerfcCo., Germany, and all other eotmtriaa. rtMli*,eF1 strehght and whole^omeneFS. More ecoa ExelosiVeterrltorx SHTCD. NO competl- Tblrtjr-aix r* praotica. No/ IC'i cr by tho next post a bottle of Blank's was the dry rejoinder of tJielobbyist &^JtriMaaalact'g than the ordinary kinds and cannot bi sol Practieat and Analytical disasters, ^'JsJaaaaaaaV" ehargs for examination of models or draw-, HerTit Co., Box 868,- Plttsbnryh, PH iinpetUion with ibemuhitnde of low test, sh celobrated wrinkle filler and skin tight- It was a sad blow to the orator, and EEQkHLS* T? 'zfs Lowell, Mast, rags. Advice by mail free. MMaUsawsMaaftMMtac a^rMsvaSRsR&a^ weigbt, alum or phosphate powders. Sold 'enner, a pot of fairybloom, a set offalse be never got quite over it.. The report- lajtasvstoaVBammT Patents obtained through tusMaUrfifled in in eons. ROWAI. BAUDS POWDER CO., 10& W SO U) S DRDUQISTS BTSM SXAJNBW GURE POl^ teeth, a flaxen wig and a cake of iodine era puthim up to use most of the speech Str., N. Y. Dec 1 83 tbe aciBSTlFip AlOBftlCA*, winch has g^ soap. On largest eireilatioB,-sad Isihs most fate- in his argument, in favpr of ^a more J. C. SI.TI01IET, eHUal newspaper of itSarmd^MhUshsdinths world. The adTantagesofsaaanoads every UPHOLSTERER, PENSIONS|WouadortoJMiytttlcssvMms.. -e- for SoM1sn.*str*0w*. rsreat natentss imderstands. and Children. Any duanse Thislarge sad splendidlyUfastrated news-: MS Manufacturer of-lr*' JHH jivi^^ ?ift'i*r vi%, :you nave anyi regard for your Ssstt wpotefei&uA asd paperipnblisneoTWmieurM Yes I have just made a speech forminuteshad I J/J%VJVW CmTJtlMy MATT** 0 41 ee .rS* ^^ns^^r^sr^^ anaUa6!mittodtftbettobaa4ia|^sVet health in tmV changeable weather, 1 (EIlhTIC TRCSS MB i optr Ui, WsMftrct'sttaft, JEU. sdenee.nieelianfes^inventions,arJ to should think it was altafuielshirt.'*^h^ ty long, but what in Halifax ii Cicer to do with ducks anI AUteind^or aphoUtjret fartiitire nanlyreparra t. To**feiirtMa, TftUtaisa, Po. worki, and mer dejpariaBSnts Of &*?* was too practical by half,' and it broke 'P ~"C "ji*' I A noltt -A lABos STOCK: or CTHOLSTXRBB eoons Ant is? CTsTy?la^l^eenta!,,i5 the engagement. deer in Michigan quite as clear WmINSTRUMENTS ,BindMx latiuni.1 -VroiunTtni* AttvATs warr.o'H 1 rf IsnTers. tft The ^riatehfcd wUege'pr^essor, Orders by mail pr^mpUy atteudea to. Ad got the wrong Cicero. HQW.V nLany ofii kinds for sale very cheap who oncei8titinbled upon a cow and said wero thereP"-^iVrw .Free iVe. 463Wacouta, Cor.EJflit Si. ST. PAUL* 7F nFFFOTIVF DAAC