ik w-f -v-JTk rm& ttW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY^, 1886 *$f r^ UliUfi I ,j^^^ei-_-_-i-______-_--_ ,-,.._^.. _ WIT 1LW ITO-OB. A Boston SyfooBoedilto. everybody knew him as a newly married Use Lawrence A Martin's A good many hypochondriacs have man. He had a far-away look in his Brown bred--__ulfttto children. probably as much ground for their eyes and a bit of yarn on each of the The first fast maloithe prodigal son. fears as the Boston gentleman who was last two fingers of his hand, and kept BEST much disturbed the other moraine on The debt of the City of Paris is #300,- AGEHTS! For Gen. Dodge's new book, muttering to himself: "Chopping-bowl, going down town to find that one of his 000,000. Patti must have been singing STHIHTY-THREE YEARS AMONG eggs, clothes linethat's the thumb legs had suddenly become shorter than OF ALL Paris. and the first two fingers. Now what BUR WILD INDIANS LINIMENTS the other. The Journal thus describes A new book is entitled "Short Sayings did she want on the other two fingers?" the case an the cure: Great Men." When are we to have A gentleman, while bathing at sea, THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. i^a_?-?f ^Introduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contain* a "Every time he took a step on that "Great Sayings of Short Men?" saw his lawyer rise up at his side, after truthful and graphic record of the author'a observm* side his body experienced an unpleasant F^!^yCA__C?,^S_?M_lT_?N_J Rattan furniture is fashionable, but a long dive. After exchanging salutations, Jions, thrilling aflventures and exciting expeneacas] .?J_.R^,TH,IOAT BROMCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- shock from a fall of about an eighth flaring 33 year* amone the wildest tnbee of the) the small boy objects to having his basement says he, "By-the-way, how about i?5L?S!uP_S Great Wear. Splendidly illustrated with Steal of an inch, and whenever his advance FOB MAN AND BEAST. furnished with rattan. Gunter?" "He is in jail," replied the plates. Fine Engravings and Superb Chroino-Llth* was assisted by the employment of the ograph Plates in fifteen colon. Has mceivsd the) -MJ lawyer, and dived again. The gentleman BITTERS For more than a thirdof a centurytlio "Well, my lad, how much do you __ fanqualified endorsement of the most eminent men ot other leg he felt himseif rising an equal O T0LU Taexlca_Jt-u.st_ig liniment hasbeen thought no more of it, but on getting pur country Gen. Grant writes: "The best book earn a weekP" "I dunno what I earn, Has always been one of the most important known to millions nil over the world as distance into the air. His walk, therefore, on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishop QtM jijg nrtr_Tt. FACULT1rt*Iimportft-.SIT on his account he found, "To consultation sir bnt I know what 1 gets." the only safe reliance for the relief ot! mos weapon...wielded bT {Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: A much needed bool __ the MEDICAL consisted of wavy undulations, accidents and naln. It is a meiicin at sea, about the incarceration of acaAsttheencroacl and one of immense value." Chicago Imttrtort A ONCHITIS ASTHMA OOUGH8.COLD8THROAE80R The musician who robbed a bakery WJasttheencroachmen-iof which, however, graceful and picturesque above price and praisethe beat otii, BRONCHITIS, AS book of standard and substantial value." Chicago r\SUMFITOV Gunter, three dollars." stages,, s^es and an diseases of the THROAT.CHBST lmd. for every foiia of external pam said in extenuation that he was in favor and all dlseai in themselves, were extremely disquieting Advance! "No other book contains as full ana im its incipient ansoadvancedist and LUJvGS, but lia never been advantac accurate account of the Indians.'' Chicago Tribumt of a movable dough. MEXICAN under the circumstances. Thoroughly It reads like a romance, and is far superior to anw si stein afrer tne tou0'h has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Prion ffoa alarmed by these singular phenomena, book ever published on the subject" The ChkmA The Lime-Kiln Oiub, Why cannot two slender persons ever OMIT-ON! STa^^^^^ Inter Ocean I vividly portrays the Iadiaajuat be visited a doctor, and describing become great friends? Because they When the Lime-Kiln Club was first as he it." ______ his svmptoms, earnestly asked BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are 999 AGENTS 2r^-at will always be slight acquaintances. organized it lent Samuel Shin eightyfive Mnatangr Liniment Is without an equal a certain cure for all diseases whether paralysis did not sometimes cents in money and took a chattel, Every girl who expects to keep up It penetrates flesh and muscle to WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OB LIOBNtS. *eqniring a complete tonic especially give warning of its approach by such aiting thousands It is the opportunity of a lUstime the rery bonemaking the cotitinu mortgage on a box stove valued at with the times should wear clocks on for rapid money making! Remember, aav mice of pain nd inflammation impo Ths T.-.U, ROCK AMD BYE CO., Proprfetort, 41 River St, drietgo, III Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* contraction of the limbs. The doctor $1.75. Samuel failed to return the loan, her stockings. slble. Ita effects upon Human Flesh a 11 book, superbly illustrated, immense demand rrrlai mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, confessed that it did, and, while the the Brute Cr ation are equally wonuu etve territory and Special Terms. Send for ttao* and the stove was foreclosed on and "Of what complaint did your father Low of Strength, iAck of Energy, fnl. The Mexican trated circulars, with full particulars, to doomed man perspired with apprehension, *ASK^fF0R-k Eeen laced in Paradise Hall, where it ha9 A. C. NKTTUrrON A OO., Gtlloasa. MUSTANG die?" "The jury found him guilty," etc. Enricbes the blood, strengthens instituted a vigorous examination, P_RFECTEE BUTTER COLOR used for the last four years When was the answer. tha muscles* and gives new the result of which was to show that the examined .by a special committee a 1Mb to the nerves. Acts like a It Is nice enough to serenade and cause of complaint was an inequality in week ago they found nineteen cracks, PfSO.'S CJJ-RE FOR charm on the digestive organs, fhousands sing, "Come with the larkcome with the thickness of the soles of the boots Gives Butterthe.UWdfed eolor tke yearrennd. The larcestBattar Bayersreeo-unead lis am ORES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. twenty-seven fractures, live or six serious liniment is needed by somebody 1 removing all dyspeptic symptoms, of Dairyuin say IT IS FERFSCT. Asi^o^ros^tormerchanforlt:orwTlutoaaOht'**. the lay," but the hen that comes up that were worn by the patient. On getting national Diplomaat W Dair Fair BastOougb Syrup Taawagood. every house. Every daybrings news 11 dislocations, and were compelled to such as tasting the food, Belching Srfd by druggists. promptly with the lay takes the cake! up in the morning he bad dressed it costs, who nsesl t, where to get It. tha mgouy of an awful ae-14 or bur admit that the safety of Paradise Hall Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn subdued, of rheumatic martyra I himself hurriedly and while he had A man has invented a chair that can stored, or a valuable horse er ox was seriously threatened every time a *tc. The only Iron Preparation drawn a thin dress boot upon one foot awed by the healing power of this be adjusted to 800 different positions. LINIMENT fne was built in the stove. RFTHS'PESIMEESEEDS that will not blacken the teeth or be had equipped the other with a covering It is designed for a boy to sit in when give headache. Sold by at} Druggists As the various members put in at. appearance which not only had a heavy REST he goes to church. at $1.00 a bottle. at this meeting they were double sole, but a thick felt in-sole also. life go and Never jump at conclusions. An exception dumbfounded at sight of an elegant new Idar jou The physician then hurriedly st ited that BROWN CHEMICAL CO. mighty anil sublime leave behin is~allowable in the case of a rattlesnake's stove in place of the old one, and their w&&$8?jr*aument8 contraction of the limbs was not an essential Baltimore, Md. to conquer time, $6 a week in conclusion. In that case, the surprise was permitted to continue till own town $5 outfit free precursor of the paralytic shock. Sc that all few BUteM I Bud* by Baows CHKMICAI For the MERCHANT ____J____SS Co and hare craned red line, mod trade mark on wrapper No risk. Ever} thing new, Capital Rheumatism, Swellings. Ptlff ooner and the farther you jump the the meeting opened. Then Brother i not required W will furnish you everything Joints, Contracted Musclea, Burnt For the MARKET GARDENER BEWARE OP IMITATIONS. uetter. Gardner blankly explained: Many are making fortunes Ladies make as much and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and For the PRIVATE FAMILY "Gentlemen of the jury," was the impassioned "Dis eavenin' marks a new epoch in as men, and boys and gills make great pay. Reader, Sprains, Poisonous Bites and "Whisky in Bond." 'm*ow !C rown by ourselves it you want a business at which can Stlnga. StiS-aess, Lameaui. Old peroration of a lawyer in a de history of dis organizasbun. De old Attached to every distillery is a warehouse make wreat pay all the time, write for particulars Sores, TJlears, Frostbites, Chilblain*. city court a few days ago, "God knows has passed away an' de new has stepped Handsome lll-strate* Omb|M snsl Rani Reatoter FRXB TO ALL. to BALLET & Co., Portland, Maine nov. 89 Noro Nipples, Caked Breast, and of which the government, through Indeed every form of external disease. my client is innocent, and what is more on deck. We owe dis new an' elegant MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BCUNBM CARD* FOR TRADE LIST. a United States storekeeper, takes exclusive It heals without sears. to the purpose, I know it" piece of furnichure to de unconquerable DAVID LflNDRETH&S0NS,SEED6R0WER3,PHILADELPHIA charge. On every door is a For the BKUTB CREATION it cures energy of Pickles Smith. He diskivered Sprains* Swinny, SUIT Joints, Whoever doubts that the newspapers patent "government lock," and the Founder* Harneae Seres, Hoof Die* a family which needed five bushels of RAIL WAV have a mission should enter a car and storekeeper keeps the keys. At the end eases, Foot Bot, Screw Worm, Scab, MAKE HENSLAVtrsTsliagiii4ar*cUb-oitluvrfMBaaa4dtCk*SSiSt.ay-**nlbf*wertkieOonditiaarstasiaaasansalsehtrtkaandsoliyShandaa'narstjyathaxu*saxuPow.sr*STrceichisCattlihumgtiatras-1sMHorslesPowdsA 'taters wuss dan dis stove, an' he made Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windfalls, see how useful they are to the men :ov 30 83 of the warehouse, nearest the distillery Spavin, Thrash, Ringbone. a trade. Brubber Smith was behind when a fat woman with a big basket is )THE( proper, is partitioned off the "cistern Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon Chicago&North-Western PENSIONS jist $3.85 on his dues, an' our Treasurer for Soldiers Widows Pareais looking around for a seat. the Sight and every other ailment room" that contains tanks, into which and Children Any disease attached de stove fur de dues. A poo' R0UT* to w#hlck the occupants of the valuable ituu on eirth will make hens lay likeSbsndan'aConditio* FoirJars Doaa,l tsaseeoBfa*- i. wound or injury entitlta Mil' the whisky runs direct from the still. An article in an exchange is headed: Stable and Stock Yard are liable. ESTABLISHESJthMe I Beerei) H-_ to 1 pint food bold everywhere or sent by mall tor (attar-atsmp* iJomnMsto.. family am provided wid 'taters fur weeks __,_ RaUweFyA is lions appropriated and wokinz From these tanks it is drawn off into The Mexican Mustang I.L_l_.nt "Kissed by Her Husband." Such mistakes forcedoubled Promptwork and homes madehappy Fee DLD SHORT L.1N5 to come, Pickles Smith am squar' on bis MMIPD*TMIS always cures and never disappoints tio Applynow WidOWS. married noweatltleddurlBf barrels in the presence of the storekeeper will occur, and there should be And the aad it is, positively, widowhood Grea"uc".n INCREASE cases BOWT dues and de Lime-Kiln Club am sartin and the United States Gauger. some remedy devised to prevent their and Back Pay and Discharges procured Dtttrttrs enttttee te THE BEST of bein' warmed up fur de nex' ten allduesundernewlaws ATENTS^c-S The barrels so filled are rolled into the lattwUTbeHBtFana toallwbA app Cusuwoanof recurrence. I tors Latyi Warrants y'ars." last laaioa aaed not write fof it All seed Mat tmm\ my WORUD SOL ?oVfc_,w^ other portion of the warehouse, and a bought and sold The 8 Send cstabUsh-WUwsnaaMdtotwboth fresh sad tree to name, CHICAGO A man died in Atlanta the other day It is the Oreat Thoroughfai irom and to paper) Sample copy free stamp for On motion of Giveadam Jones a vote so far. that should it prove otherwise, 1 agree to rchlt the "warehouse stamp," bearing the date or ALL blanks & bounty table N.W. FITZGERALD CO* who confessed in 'us last hours that he otjler grans. My oollectioa of vegetable iced is one of of thanks was given Brother Smith, and of the distillation, is affixed to each. most extent!re to be fouad la say Amcrlcaa cauloeue, tension, Patent Lao* Art y Washington. 0 LINIMENTS spent seven mo trying to whip a a Urge part of It is of my awn growing As the though it didn't seem to cheer him The whisky tflrus barreled can, under Jan,15 83, faal \-tre4wee. ef Early O-U and Barkaak rlataalkatrw And all points in Northern Illinois, Central, Chicago editor I could never get much he had to put it in his pocket Pw-ttowv .Ha-wtekead Early Cera, the Hahk-rw the revenue laws, remain in this warehouse Eastern and Northwestern Iowa a^MafcTiUrklek-aa Oabb-m, rk-wcy'a Mdas, within ten feet of i. and appear tickled half to death. Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, aad a score of other new Vegetable* I invite the patron upder government lock and key i ti. ieiui _ icdtnat I age of the public In the gardens and on the farau of Dakota, Manitoba, Central and Speaking of a 1 1 who was forever The stove will take in a nail keg without for three years. Then the whisky is those who plant my seed wilt be fouad my best advertise Tin leading (xe afs'Farnishi ng Hou Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming:, James M. Gregory, MaiNebesd. Mass. any squeezing, and within fifteen telling of her aches and pains, said Fogg, said to be 'in bond." At the expiration Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada of the Northwest TOE KAN OB BEAST. Calif trniu, Oreyon, Washington Territory, minutes after a fire is started Paradise "I always enjoy her conversation. It is of the three years the tax of ninety 155 EAST THIBU ST ST PAUL British Columbia, China, Japan Hall is warm enough to enable a man a complete course of lectures on physiology, cents per gallon must be paid on the the Sandwich Islands, Australia. New (old stand) Hattu* I^rlmert. i with a poker to break the ice in the Zealand, and all principal points in the DIAMOND and nothing to pay." original quantity of whisky in the barrels, Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers water-pail. By a vote of 166 to 13 it NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST "Every railroad built in this country as shown by the gauge when it was i was decided to raise the fine for spitting With its own lines it traverses North CATARRH barreled, less two-and-a-half gallons per is a human piece of work/* said a Canvla THK arn ILLINOIS, Central and Northern on the stove during sessions of the club barrel per annum allowed for evaporation man. "Why?" asked a bystander. IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern Micm from twenty shillings to seven dollars, and shrinkage. Then a tax-paid OAK, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO REMEDY, Because they give people a better oportunity TA. It offers to the traveler all accom and to devote the fines thus collected to stamp is put on each barrel, and a of getting out of the place/' modatlons that can be offered by air hiring some man to clean off the snow brand, with the name of the distiller, railroad Its train service equals the Or EVSBT B3HS OH-AP__ THAN IVIE. "Inquirer.""Yes, a man not jusuce A Poa-ltlv. Cure for Catarrh ef all and ice in front of the residences of of any road, their speed is as great a the number of the district, and the date tUfies, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammanl. kinds. It ts Instantaneous in kflVrt of the peace can administer an oatb. comfort and safety will permit, the Detroit millionaires during the winter. tion, Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, and Perms aent la Uenlt Cur^n at any of the payment of the tax, is burned in make close connections in union depot We accidentally stuck a corner of our is now made for tho fourth year and MA -t or the disease Has cared cases so terrtU* Knives, Razors, Skates, We continue to the head.Cincinnati Commercial. at junction and terminal points wit! that bunes oacae from tn. nose Hammocks, etc. umbrella in a man's eye, the other day, .as a record of unqualified success. the leading railroads of the West an actasBohoitorsfor Only a Little Colored Boy. Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. Dr. Uvori'a Diamond Catarrh f*exaedy s and he administered several oaths to us Northwest, and offer to those that us*, patents, eaveata, It was the first made and has been uiiklaud pieaaaut an rding immaVJIata GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS. them trade-marks, copyrights, etc. for He was just a little colored boy, but but he wasn't a justice of the peace." A Hotel Guest in Great Trouble. Kellefand promptcur in all casesot Catarrh, SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFET brought to perfection while competing the United States, and to obtainpatents the announcement of his death will make PITTSBURGH, PA, lunuenza, liar Pever Bronchitis. At CHICAGO it makes close connec "He cometh not," she said, and she "Stopping at an uptown hotel," the AGENTS in Canada, England, France, andimitating machines havebeen It will icuiove Polyp a an effeotoally enre tion with all other railroads at thet cit\ many hearts sad, says the N. 0., TimesDemocrat. was quite right he didn't arrive. His other night, writes a correspondent "I Germany, and11 other countries Watery and Pa ulsnt Discharges OTII tne Bend It runs PALACE SIEEPING CARS made for only one or two seasons For six years his bright Thirty-six years'practice. No an'l Throar, and Foetid Sickening Breath perfectly intentions were all right but they failed observed an unusual disturbance in an all through trains, PARL OR CARS on it. testo-e impaired Smell, Taste ami Hearing charge for examination of models or drawings blackface had been familiar to all callers and come of thorn are advcitised principal routes, and NORTH-WFVTER to successfully combat the bull-dog that adjoining room, which was shortly relieve Headache, Break up Colds la tbe Head, Advice by mail tree. at Trinity Bectory and to all friends DINTXG \RS on its COUNCIL BTUFr this year for the fiust time. was screened in the moon-kissed shrubbery. after followed by the rapid opening of htiengthen the Ice *nd Fy-s i unfV, I egn ate Patents obtained through us are noticed in and on its ST PAUL and MINNE \POLI of the family. He was a courteous, and Render Clear anrt AcHve e\ery Organ of tbe the door, when a little, quavering, It uses small inexpensive cord, the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has WANTED! Ladles and Gentlemen, to engage through day express trains Uead and Throat Price, to cents. Accom gentleman-like little fellow, and looked with us to sell several Useful HonsehoTd Traveling1 the largest circulation, and is the most faiflu- If you wish the Best dandy voice called out to some distant never falls to bind every bundle and A good-looking girl, whose lover DIAMOND Articles. Profits large. Labor la light. on himself, as indeed everybody did, as modations you will buy vour _Ve SEtial newspaper of its kind published in the night-walker: Exclusive territory given. No competition asked ner in the tenderest tones why it is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, by this route AND WILL TAKE NONI world. The advantagesot such a notice every one of the family. He believed his 4Wai-taw!wai-taw! wai-taw!' Terms liberal Circulars FREE. Address. OTHER. INVIGORATOR was that she was so magnetic, explained patentee understands MOST DURABLE AND BEST great mission in life was "to take care Henitt JUnufaot'g Co., Box 868, Pittsburgh, Ps. For rates for single or round tnr ("No answer.) Thislarge and splendidly illustrated newspaperis the phenomenon by informing him that tickets and for full information in re FINISHED MACHINE in the of the Doctor." A short, sharp attack vory' Diamond Invigot-ator is publishedWEEKXt at$3.20 ayear, A NEW CURB FOR 'Po-taw!po-taw!po-taw!' gard to all parts of the West North auc her mother and father were roth telegraph erleoi Blood -'urlner, pj and of tetanus, following the most trifling market indis admitted to be the best paper devoted Northwest, write to General Ptwseugex ("No answer.) Nerve 'iouio. It makes a delicti vh le operators. to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering POTATOBUGS hurt from one of those murderous toy Agent, at Chicago, 111 Any one who buys the une lrlnk which Invigorates, l*urifles 'Watch-man!watch-man!watch- DEERING works, and other departments of industrial All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Ticket "I do wish you would come homo pistols, carried him off in three days, and Strengthens theenu s\siem avoids every chance of tioublo by this Line progress, published in any country. Single man!' BIKDEB Oenerd' De' ility, Dyspejisla, Billousnesi. earlier," said a woman to her husband. notwithstanding the utmost power of J. D. LAYNG, MARVTN HTTGHITT, copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all newsdealers. Torpd Live Indiges'l ^cllra gic sntl i heumauc or failure in the harve-t. 'That's me, sir,' growled a deep Gn Sun t. 2r1 Vice Hr 8 andfcienManage! "I am afraid to stay alone. I science and skill. We know here, as Aflectiiins. Jaundice, Malar a, Flitnlency voice. W. H. STENNETT, N ns a, hi( le ilea actio an I Kidney Complaints, always imagine that there's somebody none can know but those who live with Address, Mtinn & Co., publishers of Scienifi AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. Gin Pass A^t, Chicago MANUFACTbSED BY it is mr lu id i n.., 6J uts 'Watch-man, come here diwecktly) Amencan, 261 Broadway, New York. them, how close those dark-faced servants in the house but when you come I William Deering, TFI^O OT 3BA0TY IS A JOY Torr, Safe sare, cleanly and cheap. Sample Packaa*. PoetPaid Aak your Dra__l Torino- Kemnd* We're in gwato twubble! There's a fi_f*ibook about patents mailed free. FOK1 BfcSmV{\t Rk-WRING weave themselves into our lives. know there ain't." 30 eti AGFKT9 WANTED AddreesT^ lieautiry(nitheConiU\If 1 ice and tn Is oiu r. or \v..i MH| mouse in this apawtment, and it nibbles -_t. Johnaton, PitUbargk, Pa. licit REMOVING KUNBLBN 1A^ ^ULChL And when one is so bright and truthful, "Poor fellow! he died in poverty,'* Vree receipt of pi lcc. PlMVLS* SALLUnNCSV ULOT It- &(, awound in the most distwackted manner. CHICAGO. 1 THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY00. so honest and faithful and trusty as this OPINIONbOFNOItlilAUIf escriptive PamphletsDiaJiond Free USICAL INSTRUMENTS said a man of a person lately deceased* IU-JU'USV. IO T\It tie it preraraU telle Mrs. Pwinkey is very appwehensive E\" Vr poor boy was, the family attachment is t!aeIccrinl[n.)wiM.no ddrc Hanafactnrcr also ef "That isn't anything!" exclaimed a MESIDElf, CONN. tl.ARAIOMM'ki.LUX.G-ltgh of mice. Can't you come in and of all kinds for sale very oheap. O Box SZfO florets irl rV. very strong. There is great grief at the Pfwurema 1 ntm to Hie lis of-f X\a Itaing Light Reaper, The Deering and Timor seedy bjstander. "Dying in poverty is recommend vo I rt 1 c\ 1 Catalogues free. Address, RICHARD catch the cweature?' rectory and among the large circle who express the i *ftr on i iflhri it no hardship it's living in poverty that Mora, ud The Leader Refers. I HULL & CO BOX 868, Pittsburgh, m. LIQUID VR1 las bee re 'Fraid not, sir. It's too late, and I have known "Tomsy" for so long. He ladies01 allco ritswi I thfllsiwS PATENTS puts the thumbscrews on a fellow.' rfan-*s ....'k of armrecia on Oil, fit should be sure to wake up some boarders was "only a little colored boy," but he by all J)r fr I tlAMIUfcU em* II to "Yourbnsband is a staid man now, is as mightn't like,it' had the qualities that make the true STANDAR POCKE CUTLERY he not?" asked a former schoolmate of 'How widickulous! Well (a long NiES BR]], a, CETLEB. gentleman, and he did his day's work her friend who had married a man Ladles' Scissors and Ink lErMera. pause), watch-man, couldn't you just MRS. LYDIA PINKHAH. OF LYNN, MASS., well, and many loved him.' Make all styles of step down to the baw-woom, and get noted for his fast habits. "I think so," STEEL PENS. some cwackers and cheese, and entice WHOLES VIE was the reply, "he stayed out all last Druggist3, A Winter Tomb. the animal out into the entwyP' night" It is strange to see a tomb made in a "A brief remark from the watchman CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT We show cnto,f,4w_lB_aisampleKresoanoti|4eff|, Patent AdjutableQuniActloaEeS*olr-*_ TheAomei Prince Bismarck keeps a diary. The ,t tree*top. Such tombs, however, are that the bar was closed, sent Mr. Prinkey first entry on Jan. 1, reads: "I have resolved lend a roagh sketch or (if you can) a model of year seen in the territory of small bands of back into his mouse-haunted dormitory. Invention to CIKSHU3K _.__au!. Ws__alnir* to drink not more than sixty li\Vk.i\lJO\_ I llH4Vt b_ti\ tllj*_li Sioux Indians in the Turtle Mountains, tmm, and a Preliminary ___-M_ansitN- Fortunately the 'cweature' nay still, ID moat ass, be patented bj us Beint glasses of soul-destroying beer a day wiU be made of ail Vol led titatea patenu of tbe Canada. ceased its nibbling, and a dead calm ppositetbe S 'atent Office, and engaged S-Our whole Hoe of Pens will be sola br the In aaawcUMaof IsvenUonsand yon wi 1 DeadTteed ST. PAUL, -ring the present year." P. S.Save os-Prioe Utt* furniihed to dealsta oa sliaalt. ATENT BOajNtf ShXCLUSU ELY, we can se srtaettier or not a paient can lie obtaiaad. MINN soon reigned in the adjoining room." If any of their number dies in the ure patents iu less time than tho^e who are re on Schuetzenfest days. IOB THIS PKKT.TWTWART KXAMIMA- *m winter time, when the ground is frozen mete from Washin (tun and who must depend up TIUH MU C-LAKOK I S M-LDK. What will a PatentCost? "I am trying to break myself of slang os the mallei ah tiansactions with the Patent so they cannot dig a grave, they place The Prussian Offioer. office Ak phrases," said the Centralville girl, the corpse in a rough box, wrap it about When Inventors* model or sketeh we make The one thing that a Prussian officer "and have been for some time but with some white cotton, and carefully iearch in the Patet iflice and advise as to its pa gives his whole mind to, after the important actually, I used the. word Taoket' today testability FRIKoi H__OE Correspondence^^ deposit it in the branches of a tree, intending matter of the tightness of the deatial, prices lo and NO CHAKGL 'JNLES* made andI laall.of theexpense unltf* a patent tesT before I thought, and I'm so ashamed to take it down in the spring "*TENTISOBTAi_ M) lowed Whan allowed tbe attonnr tTi .,"iS trousers is settled, is his mustache. No of myself. You won't give it away, and bury it in the earth. But they do the final Oerernnsent fee (M) is payable T_ni We refer to Hon. stmatrter General Key, matter whether it be black, yellow, red, yon knew befora_and,/ *oUa-,w_etheryou-M will you?" .ev Powder, not always do this. (officialclientthenUeveryPatent in 8 llJ onr i Stat point ton a patent or not, and no attorney .fas or the neutral ashen blonde, it must receive ecll, _W. P When Mr. Snaggs wants peace and bebarxed antes* yon do rent Paten t. A attorneyraftene ead i d There is such a tomb now but a short the Union and in .aada For special referen so much care every day, and be __f"V*- *P n hios success in oDtafnln* a quiet of an evening, while he sits and notadvis,ae rI cea, terms, adv ice,* .Address distance from the writer's present home. Patent will that your invention to nursed and watched all the time. It is a pstenUMs. unless it really ns&atabls far as thinks, he says to his wife: "Now, my C.A.Inewftfe., yo O In it is the body of an Indian boy, who 0 his betllJudsraantcau aid In determintna the qnea- carefully combed to a point the ends Opposite Pat-at office. Wash dear, talk to me, and amuse me!" Ana on died a little more than two years ago. are turned up toward the eyes, and a preUmlnary cxnmination Is had WtmmtmM Pn the blessed old dame at once loses all We pass close under it every day hauling PEOPLE WHO LIVE MS aiio tbe Mea-stratlon laXUmTnSm those ends waxed to the point of staying capacity for thinking of anything to Marks and R*-tasaes suLiired 4 aveaU nreparedandfllel logs to our mill. It is covered with 3&*Sy there perpetually It gives them a Appllcatt in revivor of thv -g the line orand sear to the oldST PAUL a say, and never opens her condemned white cloth, and has a pillow, or cushion, Isetad. Akand4n_4l,or Forfeits* Cases made ferocious, man-eating, brigandish look, SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and its various Vsry often raluable inventions are saved In these head. placed underthe head of the coffin. PINKHAM'8 Branch Lines, now apart ofthe elaasea of cases If ou have undertaken to aectu5loucase without which they would not be Prussian LYDWTE. A Scotchman, having hired himself There the little Indian boy is taking his own patent and failed, a skillful bandUniret officers at all It is a miracle in may lead to success Bend me a wmtenMaaeotaddresaed VE5STASLB COMPOUND. to a farmer, had a cheese set down before last long sleep. the way of pointed stiffness, and it is to the Commissioner of Patents him, that he might help himself. kipolig & On^lik Iir)e XW'^BE! the case ofgivine WashTnae!it lat ha recogniseOEOROLruov It is not a secure place in which to that one way all the time. It isn't you S' _l9_ IsaPoglttjeCnre Searches,0,lrr_e,etbMt1Ueto_iTean-_nwi_ltfoorepordSateant,B*-**.nftmadahondanexaminatioS?VtonA After some time the master said to him, take the long sleep of death. There is a title of the Invention pretty, but is the fashion among military "Sandy, you take a long time to breakfast" your application far all OIOM Patel C*M1IMU 4 W*1CHMM know that this is ths short and quick Line to all danger more dreadful than the winds. men, and they all, old and young, wear east you nothing eMUMoa toowfcaat fraud* 9*pHltl. pointa Csnteal and Western Missouri to all "In troth, master," said Sandy, ^r_f-fi_r\ft_if In the autumn of the year fierce fires Is a compound of the virtues of sarsaparH. their lip-coverings in that way. It wilt our* atliwl7 th went form of Varnal* ComptoinU,all points in Kaasas, Nebraska Colorado Texas. Copiers* "P th# bensflta sc "a cheese o' this size is nae sae soon la, stillingia, mandrake, Yellow dock, with sweep over these prairies and through California, Arisona, Nsw and Old Mexico, and ro,o owrltn UoaVlM, hifcmwMw d Uleara. 1 promptlr faralshed referencoef Patents hejrivfntoM.tTst|d)Balle 52.-l Clad in immaculate uniform, his raus.can 'hat this is the 0nly Lime between ti4meotm eaten as ye may think." the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful the rsgala,r__i Oovernnaeni __#.seh tloo, noilng n4 DtaplMMarate, andtfc* oooMqaeot the scattered timber, often burning 4 m* the Bmrnth West, ?*v?rl'?ucl' W boots polished to a degree that is painful, ^...._ life-su*.. memberthlaofflosliaab^n InauccesafnloperaUos blood-making, blood-cleausing, ami BptMl WMkMM, MK pwUKlMlr ___ down the largest trees. Near the roots an An old bachelor, who wanted to ingratiate purest,life-s-s,. '1 HMO OH 7 QBE A CITIES Chaos* of LU. tainiug elements. It is the safest with his helmet glistening in the _2r__ of this tree can already be seen the effects himself with a rich widow, presented win dtiwiT* aa)nIaontroBittMirtnul and most effectual alterative medicine POWDER sun, and his sword clinking upon the ofthe nopnlonsTnTr7TaTIey, namely MI wly tUQot dlMnlontnfc Iteteadmvrtotta of fire.Youth's Companion. CEO. E. LEMON/ known or available to the public. The sciences her with a lap-dog, saying: "I Metur City, Caaacil Ml***, Om hm pavement as he steps off with a step of medicine and chemistry have never tvrom hmmoriUif ebefc fry !all H*a. have trained him so perfectly that he Jfmmsph, Jttthison, eaten that no other man ever attained, the It riawa falnta, natalay, daatioyaaU atarlm produced so valuable a remedy, nor one to 15 15th St., WA9HINOTOK. D* seer Ms and fmmseu City. will eat off vour hand." "Eat off my Prussian officer is something that once farattatulanta, ana raltorat waakmai of taaateaaab. potent to cure all diseases resulting from tt-nsr-at-T^w and ^ollrIter of Aa_a$ The It. Pan! ft lionx City Railroad, now known Ship Guns Bursting. hand?" exclaimed the, widow. "1 don't carta Bloatlag, Baadaehaa, Harrow* Prostration. as ths Wslens MM*lmm of the Chicago, St m ma* rsrelsm rateata.^^^ impure blood It cures Scrofula and seen will never be forgotten. He was Within the last few months there has Paul, Minneapolis It Omaha Line, Is also the ft/ier want my hand eaten off and you Oanaral liability, Blnpkim, Ptymalou and Iadl* all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas, as though he was really of the procession, been an epidemic of gun-bursting. First Absolutely Pure. aunt JOireet Lime (.on central and Western Min Station. 7 Rose, or St Anthony's Fire, Pimples needn't think of getting it in that way." nesota, Wester. Iowa, Dakota Nebraska and tbe and was actually a necessity in the of all we had the Krupp naval gun, and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, That fatUna of baarfaff down, caoateg paln,waight South.Weat to An Irishman who had been contending world.Nasby in Toledo Blade. which burst on board ship then on the aad backache, la ahraya Barmanantly awad by Ita naa. Boils, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, This powder never varies A maivel of ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS 'rentht apd whf Ic'dnei ore ecori that a mule was a nobler animal Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Ring-worm. ItwlUatalltfmaaand under all otretunataneai act la 18th of October, a 28-centimeter German than the ordinary kinds and cannot be told i aarmoay with tha law* that gorarn the female ayatem. Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial than a horse, said that a mule had once A Canadian Frontier Town. breech-loading gun at Wilhelmshaven, and^tbe entire North and North-West, and to the impetition with the multitude of low tet, shorv For the core of Kidney Complaint* of either aaz tola Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weak* Lumber Districts ot Northern Wisconsin. saved him from drowning. "How was weight, alum or phosphate powders Sold onr when, the men being all under cover, no Whoop Up is a town in Canada, on Compound la nnaurpasaed. nesses and Irregularities, Jaundice, -If 9 Pmtl counections are made with *he in cans ROWAI. BAKINO POWDKK Co 106 Wl that Paddy?" asked one of the bystanders. damage appears to have been done to IYDU E. PINKIIABTS VB6BTABIJE COM* the border of civilization. It was originally Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, -fastens JMeisieN of the Chicago, St Paul, Minneapolis Str., N Dec 1 83 "Faith, he gave me such a lick fcOmata line, for Northern and POUJfDla prepared at S and ts* Weatern Avenue. Emaciation, and General Debility. itral life. Pieces of it weighing two thousand what is called in the northwest a Wisnousin, and .or Chicago and all points test Ifrtui.Kaaa. Price Six bottlesf or t& SentbymaH wid his hind leg that he landed me on gc sinoNET, pounds were, according to The "whisky stockade," but has lately grown By its searching and cleansing qualities and the running of trains is so arranged thai passengers in the form of pills, also in tha form of lozenges, on the other side of the canawl instid of UPHOLST IIIB, Madgeoourg Gazette, thrown more than from the Western Division of thi lit*. it purges out tbe foul corruptions which into something of a village. The stockade receipt of price, per box for either Mrs. Pinkham an have from one to one and one half hours aee in it" contaminate the blood and cause derange* one hundred yards. A little later in October was built by men who had a practical freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. tend to bn iness in St fan! if desired meat and decay. It stimulates and enlivens Manufacturer of Irst lai- r\rio firmtirea* It was the last act of a new comedy, Address aa above. Mention this Paper. a 6-inch English breech-loader knowledge of Indian fighting and Whenymf South or South West be sure to the vital functions, promotes energy and IHJVMJYG CHAIB, MJlTf H*8 Jt and the house, half empty at the start, to over this Line through the seven Big i,ilie burst at Shoeburyness, again luckily trading. It inclosed three acres, and Ho family should bt ,/ithcut LTI B. PINKBAJTS strength, restores and preserves health,and and when you go north, east or northwest, go tfpn tit, ambreqvint,Etc. was nearly deserted, only a few deadheads IT' without damage to life. The reason for UVUUt PHXa. Ihey cure constipation, blUou the buildings were of heavy logs, with infuses new life and igor throughout the through St mml the Uremt Bmtlrom* ii., Allkmds of upholstered furniture neatlyrepaird remaining. The curtain went up andtorpidit7 of thwliver. IS cents per box. its failure was found to be a flaw in the whole svstem No sufferer from any disease the greatNorthwest openings only on the inner square. The A LARGE STOCK OT UPHOLSTERED GOODS _X0 &&- berid by all Ornaatata. wo passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chlcag and the leading man began with his which arises from impurity of the inner steel tube, which could not be seen business consisted of buying skins from through Uroy and Madison, with Pullman Pala* GERMANTEMEOYITREGREANIA FTJBNITUR- ALWAYS KEPT ON HAND blood need despair who will give AYEH'S line, "Are we alone?" The utility man till the burst took place. Austria, not the Indians and paying for them as sleeping Cars oc enob train. SAKSAPAHILLA a fair trial. Orders by mail piomptly attended to glanced over the auditorium and answered, THROUGI TICKETS to be left long behindhand, followed much as possible in whisky. The Indians Ifisfolly to expenmentwith the numerous in tragio tones, "We are!" For with the burst of a breech-loading mortar would fill themselves full of the PIKER'S HAIR BALSAM. 453 Wacouta, Cor.Eight St., ST. PAUL. low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, er this route are on sale at all principal stations r-a_i:ieT the first and the last time the audience at Felixdorf, on the 7th of November. reduced highwines or adulterated whisky Be sure and buy a through ticket as they are gen. and without medicinal virtues offered as laughed. Tha Best, Cleanest and This time, unhappily, if The Cologne erally cheaper, but if you cannot get the ticket of the traders, and, when they were blood-purifiers, \i Inle disease becomes more CURES most Economical Hair March 1 8 Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, you destre or the "ifcrmation wanted abont rites Gazette is accurate in its account "I think," said a vegetarian, once, in firmly seated AVER'S SAKSAPAKILLA is a fighting drunk, would be enticed outside Dressing connections, Ac, at your home station, write to Sawing Made Easy. medicine of such concentrated curative Lumbago, Backache Head che Toothache. a captain was killed by a fragment of conversation, "that when a man lives of the wall. Then the gates were shut the undersigned, and your letter will receive I ra Falls to Eestore pow er, that it is by far the best, cbeapsst, SoreThroitt.ivelll ii:inM Brolssa. prompv attention. T,W ftASDALE, the gun, and a lieutenant severely on beef he becomes something like an and the savages were left to fight out Barns. MrsUl%, ft ot Bile-. and most reliable blood-purifier known. the youthful color to grey F. B. CLARKE. Jenera Agtrnt, wounded. The French manage to keep ox if he eats mutton he begins to. look their fury among themselves. Next day IMA1CI LU1TUM ISO ALL OTilSS BOUILY PUSS 1SS K-E8. pair. 50c and $1 sues at Physicians know its composition, and prescribe Gen. Traffic Manager St Paul Minn -Sd br DrucftiU ad pester,ejerrwhere Fiftr Ceau boa. their accidents very quietly from the sheepish and if he eats pork, mav he 'druggists. the thrifty traders went out to bury tbe latha ahans_flf _a_ kasC it It has been widely used for forty Mreeiieae Is (l Lang Ilonsttii Cologne. la. oojr MztOM nan OM years, and lias won the unqualified conft. public ear, but there is pretty good evidence not grow to be swinish?" "That may dead, succor the wounded, and drive THE CH%BLB8 A. VOt.FI CO aaaaawloga/fw-MMaif EI1STIC TRUSS dence of millions whom it has benefited. A new sad exceedingly fra- ui. VOWLn*CO Bmllhmars SS Mitfaw/tMilHM that there has been at least one ne, said his friend "but when a man l.S.A away the rest "I never get drunk myself KcstSaadHc postal formBitm5_~Oa-Uc-q ooaHHHi llftUllji nt and latUoc twrfurae, failure with their ordnance. With the a es on nothing but vegetables, I think fats aad fan parttealan. AVpliWAffn Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer ft Co., when I tr.ade whisky with the In- fisaare_U|-d_f Saw0a..M_-WfkJ- ,02saa. TAKE IT! READ XT! exception of the two German guns, each PARKER'S is apt to be pretty small potatoes." juns," says David Akersr the present Practical and Analytical Chemists, 5-ffiS-^,lw-rsB, J5te?t-s.wpsSwelii-_g burst represents a different method of owner, who considers himself a reformer A gentleman at a party the other Lowell, Mart. XotFaf- manufacture. What an apple of discord of the old methods, "so of course I GINGERTONIC vening, seeing some wax fall from a TU Weekly Pioneer Press. to-end for SOLD T ALL QRU6ISTS IVU-WnU. for the artillerist!Pall Mall Gazette* can watch its effects on them, an* as nandelieron that part of a lady's dress, _aap_at-S,_?S_ i nNu*tb*iS__h_t_r__2m B onr FALL soon as I see one getjin' a leetle too 'ho sat next to him, not a great way Prfoe-Li-t much I put more water in his ticker. I om her bosom, immediately took out SSSiaWMtBWS 9.__Mfl KIDNEY-WORT fcrl889. Eiginitwiththe watched clapped one of the seals A Pin wilyttsrfidaithat Hewtr Intoxicates. 've to critters Weak enough to The Politeness of Trade. FACTUM FA1KIJ! Fne to anj addrwi opoa ou it "Bleas If you area mechanic or farmer, worn out with ir," said the lady, but the second cup is alien The colored man has gradually mastered overwork or a mother run down by family or household FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF 4 application. Oontaimde* ffflJABLE SELF-CURE. ,K lilLtmfiff tie MERCHANT! hat are you 1 "Only trying weaker'n the fust But I never kick the politeness of trade. A gentleman duties try PAKKBR'S GINGER TONIC Kriptiona of wraryt-inf makeanimpie CONSTIPATION, I on you, madam* 'em out or refuse to give *em a drink as Ifyou area lawyer',, went into a little store and remarking minister or business man exatrai MECEUAMIftr He MECHANIC! hausted by mem replied. required for Pereonal or Familj mm, Btal at or anxious cares do not long as they have anything to trade. I that he wanted ten cents worth of Torlt preMkiptloa of one of tbt take intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S ~.v_- id SMOSpful specialUtsfattheTJ.S. land fa WISMI &r aeir WIVES! with orer 3,200 mratrationa. We tell never kick^em ont anyhow, and I seldom tobacco, handed the colored proprietor nr anTTTTalant Is this OOSJI. Mrs. Peter Sci is one of those lfT tXtbrneanotWarmsmm DeMUte GLNGEK TONIC try as Constipation, no jtVfTiswfsiesniltfmtmy. Sen! refuse 'em a drink. Te see, after all goods at wholesale prioM, in a twenty-dollar gold piece. ladies.who take eo.___ed th eeletaatad JCldnav-Wast as a eh better care of If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or CHATSfirftelrCHILBI_N! iflUK. ears. WhstaT-rths-raas.hswsvarohsttasIa they get so fur I just give 'em good* S. Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with any quantities to suit the purchaser. TS* their animal pets "Ain't ydr got nothin' smaller den +hey do of their PILE8.p22_*si.d%rHaaiioilM*1 the ease, this iS-isdywO-o-eeeosae^. A-sVass Bit %-AW) 4 CO. issjiiias. tin, disorder ef thelungs stomach bowels, blood ornerves 1 pure water out o' the river, bnt never children. She- ha dis!" resataw essv I only institution in America who makr ot a pet poodle by you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGBR 1 ONJC Ctoly $1.15 Per Annum. y refuse 'em. They like me, too, cos theyJ the name, of Fido. "Nothing smaller." *.x Yesterday, Mrs. this their special hunneas. Addi lUltUL SewsforBeysand Otmtl UdaaT-Warl-! If von an wasting away from age, dissipation or oompUeatedwitlieo-sttp-tifla. Xldaay- don't hevea headache next morning. aLJ-t-ft.--" omi A W UU j, stiengthe-s tns unlsaili isa4ql-U i Schinsky-'s little boy. Bob, asked his "All right boss," throwing the twenty anydueaseorweaknessandre^uireasumutuittake JffilgOTMfg WAR A CO S i- j-st fat-nts*Jar t-aas, mm eniss allkindsof Piles areawasa GINGPR TONIC at once, it will invigorate and build I jist keep them feeling good and rich, IsZ dollars into the drawer. "Pll let yer mother: "Shall I give Fido this piece of you up from the first dose but will never intoxicate. *mA tn Suipla Copy. Iddms and jo\Ly, but they never get drank aad medic-Ms haTs TtsftirnIhnad taked,e terbacker,, bein'a as yer look sugar he is begging for?" "No, my It has saved hundred*'of lives it may save yours ,__,, as ye And irroBPUHfs Hit* u- tJ^yoahsTsaitlwothes honhlas H1SCOX CO, 16$ William,St., Niw Vara. Me. V* child, it might spoil his teeth eat ft WONMBPRHSSOO.. sorter hones', an' yer kin drap in some enough to hurt one another, or cut, pr ^mdUlar ataUdMUOTjanadiriim. on ny whisky.% No, pir-ee not aa cored inl0to30iiays.Ts-yns PRICE 11.1 USB yourself, Bobby.'* 1 time when vet's passin* an' can git. yer KIDNEY-WOP QBXAT SATINa BUTINa 1XMXAR inXT tasU-ae-t 1000 enrsd. Write atst He stood on the post-oflloe corner and* N YXffi ^WBUIW *n' ninety, MitftA~, ^onr as torn'* goodwater in the river," 11 liV WbM 1