^cnonfinif ^K^-^ j*^ 5 &**5?$ *W2W,ULM REVIEW, WEENESDAY, JANUARY 4,1888 ^$*Fmm K'f*s&**& **&%&' SfXW GOODS 9 $w t&lm ^cvitfw, charges for such articles shall not mistake in settinganp a Demorest's monthly for February: they deem proper, and that they! About sixa hundred years ago conn- rival was one Jaeob fivag,of tho exceed the following rates: "For a shall be issued at $300 ard not less try editod started a joke about a printer next summer all who can afford ma tame town. Pretty soon she and Savage wh than $100. Referred to the com distance not exceeding ten miles, it may visit Yellowstone Park, as werraarritd and settled down ia mittee on retrenchment and re- Pi5py- The next week the edi- 6 cents per ton per mile 10 to the railroad will have reached it TTXAC adsnrar the plaoe, and then young Beaopn't i? tor tried to set up a three-line editorial, 20 miles, 4 cents per ton per mile that time. This is undoubtedly the or AT THENew hop* died out Ho tried to work on at i MI i and the proof looked like Alexandria af- Wednesday, January 24, 1883 Ulm Cheap Cash Store. 20 to 30, 3 cents per ton 30 to 40, most weird, wonderful and picturesque before, but oonld not He closed op hit A bill was introduced by Senator ter the bombardment, or a rubber over- i i^^^ 2^ cents per ton 50 to 60, 1 cent region on the face of the globe. business, settled his affairs, and Last le reducing the rate of interest shoe after three \ears' service, Cholera is raging with fearful ef started to the far west toward which to per ton 7 0 to 8 0 miles, three It has the mountains of Switzerland, on public lands from seven to five "John," 8 iid the cashier's wife, dropping fect in the city ot Chiapa, Mexico, many adventurous spirits were about fourths ef one cent per ton for allpercentdistances the geysers of Iceland, and the black into the bank in the midst of a and a great many of the victims that time shaping their coarse. of 80 miles or over, the forrests of Russia while its rare shopping trip, you forgot to leave me THE BONCS BILL. From that day to within a few weeks hare to be burned as it is impossible that money this morning." "What charges shall not exceed tnree sceneries reproduce all that is striking The Senate then went into a ago he had not set foot in thit part of to find help sufficient to bury name?' asked the cashier, without looking quarters of one cent per ton per and wonder inspiring in every Canada. He had worked hard, tared committee of the whole with Senator up. "Name! name!" exclaimed the them all. The undersigned wish to announce that their Large and Nw mile for the entire distance. When part of the globe. By next summer carefullv. prospered and laid np property Waife in the ch ar, *.nd the lady. "I am your wife." "No doubt, hadotock of the freight is less than one enr worth at least $200,000. He it will have hotels,roads,bridle-paths bill prohibiting any town village or, no "doubt," answered the cashier me* READY-MADE CLOTHING, YifoTHS' CLOTHING, Why should all the private and never married. Ho waa getting up toward notload an addition of 20 per cent is to and telegraphs. S far it has chanically, and going on with his writing municipality to subscribe to the domestic grief of Engineer Melville 60 yeara^of age. Several weeks be added to the charges. For transporting been sufficiently policed, and as a DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, CROCKERY, "but you tv ill have to bring some stock of any railroad corporation, ago he took an idea to go back once be spread before the public to the what is known as first class consequence the pothunter has been one to identify you." was taken up. more to see his friends, and he started BOOTS & SHOES, LIQUORS, ETC ETC extent of columns a day? Melville freight, not to exceed 3 cents per abroad, slaughtering myriads of A man who never has money enough east He searched out relatives in Sorel Senator Wilson said that he had has had a strange and bard experience, ton per mile is to be charged second on hand to pay his bills bought a pair game which should have been protected. and Montreal, bat found few that he for the fall and winter trade is now Wing received, and we take thit an opportunity to see how such but that does not entitle the of boots on credit. "How much are class 2 cents per ton per mile The time is coming when remembered. He inquired for the woman early opportunity to invite our friends and customers to give us a call bonusses have worked in many in the\ "Five dollars if you buys on whole world to know every detail of I and for third class 2 cents per ton who, as a girl, had to many years Americans will find more attractions and examine onr goods. stances. said that the railroad credit, as usual, but ten dollars if you his domestic life before thrown him overboard for a rival per mile All railroads are obliged in their own country in natural We wiil Not be Undersold piyscash down." "How is that?" "Veil, company would make threats and They told him she was widowed to provide suitable places for the scenery than in any part of the jou see," said the simple minded shoemaker, that if the votprs wonld not vote her husband bad been dead many years, A word to settlers. Turn your SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS O CASH PURCHASERS. reception and storage of freights old world. There is nothing comparable "ven I sells on credit I knows she had been living several years in to their benefit they would attempt attention to stock. Make grain an ffered for transportation Where abroad to our Garden of the it is a dead loss, so I makes the loss so Montreal went to call upon her met to destroy the town and run their adjunct, not a primary object on scbmall as possible." goods are required to be shipped over Gods in Colorado, and the Yellowstone her, and then. He found her getting B. Behnke, Manager. & E BEHstTeEEc line in another di-ection. Every the farm. Take advantage of the two or more lines of road to Park in the Northwest. old, in poor circumstances, with "Doctor," said a lisping fashionable intelligent man will see that if a unoccupied lands for summer grazing several children, bat that made no difference belle, who had graduated at a boarding reach their destination, the rate S. D. PETERSONP railroad company will go where it is save great quantities of hay he saw only the girl of thirtysix school, to a gentleman who had been wasshall not exceed in the agregate the A the close of the war it weeded, it will go without a subsidy. years before. 'On Saturday they introduced to her at an evening party frr winter use, and raise corn for rate allowed for transporting the learnedly demonstrated that the negros were married by his lordship Bishop "Doctoi, which do jou prefer, tholidity feeding purposes only. same distance over a single line, in the southern states would Fabre, tbe wealthy, bridegroom being of intellect or brilhanthy? Thum admire tlousE, JA N. 17. Mr. Bobletei'a though when the quantity is less ascontent with no other dignitary that tbe tholidity but ath for me, gradually die out. Instead of that, aw G. W Thompson, a thrifty farmer House bill to amend the game than a car load, an additional charge highest in that part of the country. He Shakethpeare tha}th in his 'Bride of -however, they are increasing at a who lives near Albert Lea re AGENT FOR: protects woodcock after July 3 to of 20 per cent is allowed. N company has bestowed all tbe happiness that Ab\ doth,' I prefer tholidity and brillianthy rate altogether unequaled in history. The Aultman & Taylor Eorts a new disease as affecting his September of each year, and prairie wealth and affection can upon his bride combined." The doctor sank into is allowed to charge a greater During the last decade the chickens and grouse cannot be ogs. has already lost eight or and her children, and in a short time the nearest chair exhausted. rate for a less than for a gi eater whites in the south only increased they will go to his homo in the Black killed after Aug. 14 to Nov 1. I* ten and knows nothing about the distance nor less than for one person The dancing lady, who tries to wear 20-20 percent, notwithstanding a Hills. is before the judiciary committee disease, only that the hogs are first the skirt of her dress under her arm and than another nor to discriminate considerable immigration from Europe i and it is said to be favored by the taken with an appjrant weakness the waist around her knees, and kicks between shippers and the north western states her slippers clear over the orchestra sportsmen. Langtrj't Beauty Analysed. Horse lowers & Steam Engines in the back, get worse and soon chairs every night, gets $600 a week, the negroes, meanwhile, with no A woman it waa who that relentlessly, die. Mr. Ole Peterson rlrfs the first and the city missionary gets $600 a in a letter to the Cincinnati Enquirer, external additions, aud (in cities) MINNESOTA NEWS. tempereuce gun of the session, in and Chicago year the horse-race scoops in $2,000 dissect* the beauty of Mrs. Langtry: 1 with nearly double the death-rate his memorial from the 41st sena M?Qg Alice Livingstone, of New the hi\st day. and the church fair lasts a am not going to harp much on tho of the whites, increased 34 67 per A stiaw paper manufactury is to torial distii t. It is nsked that an Tork, who sued a merchant named wtek, works thirty of its best women played-out ttnng of Langtry, and will IPITTS TKRESKBRS. cent There is, however, a noticetble be put iu at Moor head. ameiidme.it be submitted to thenearly to death, and comes out $40 in simply say that those who wert reasonable henry Hemming, for breach of shading down of the color line debt. in their expectations found her satisfactory people, absolutely prohibitory in its promise, was awarded $75,000. Th Twenty eight members of our WalterH TE CELEBRATED A Wood's bat those who looked for a Since they commonced to vote the scopp, and that special election be Scene in a newspaper office: Enter verdict was followed by deafening present legislature are New Yorkers. transoendent beauty were wofoily disappointed. Democratic ticket and mix with Mr. Smith. "See here, Mr. Editor, 1 called for the fourth Tuesday in applause, which the court was unable 1 counted fiv* women in want to know what you mean by allowing that party which is noted for it* June to vote upon it. I will be to suppress. This is the largest the audience who, beyond all question, our paragrapher to make fun of ralit in the color line, and the The St Panl post office handled wrestled with soon by the committee TWINE BINDERS, verdict in a similar suit ever given .were a great deal nearer to perfection the Smiths. There ly be a good many quickest way for the negro to 25,728,897 pieces of mail the past on tempereuce. than tut prince's darling. The chief in this country. of us, but I just want you to understand change his black hide to white, or year. charm waa a lady-like aspect and manner, kqd }lo\v& that we honor our name, and we don't 4 quit* out of keeping with the part nearly so, and to raise the Iigtt fanning Sweep f{ake ffc&pei intend to stand The Editor: What will surprise the western Mayor Ames, of Minneapolis, is WIT AND HUMOR. she was acting in tho play. And it was percentage of increase is for him to "But, my clear sir, yon forget my name people themselves is the fact th.it having a spasm of reform and is pulling observable that when tbe did unrehearsed (COaCSZCTXB) vote with the white men's party How is it those schools of philosophy is Smith." Mr. Smith: "By Jove, so Iowa stands third in the United things (at ia picking op the all the gambling dens of the cinever it is never thought of it. Well, so turn out a philosopher? AND ENCLOSED GEAR MOWER. and to associate with the Democracy- damped flowers from a basket handed States in the point of farm wealth, ty. much the more reason why you should Cincinnati brewers won't drink each to heir while in front of tbe curtain, and Minneapolis "Appleby" only N ew York and Illinois exceeding* kick out that paragrapher for i other's beer on the ground of health. Fairmont voted no license, while leading out her reluctant manager) tho THE it. I is progress of the most Editor: "But his name is Smith, too." "I dess I know what memory is," waa OVM mora graceful and tree than Marshall, which has for a long time The proposition of the New York theMr. Smith: "The d1 you say." Editor: gratifying kind to transform a wilderness snid a little fonr-year-old. "It's when tho waa following inttructiont at had no license, voted license by 20 Herald for the Government to publish "No, I said Smith, and our foreman in thirty-five jears to a richer ting I fordet wid." Hotter Graubrook. It wateaty toooav majority. the list of Pensioners, is a good is named Smith, and the proofreader state than the proud Kentucky. prthend how, with the Prince of Wale* One of human nature's odditiesThe is named Smith, and half a dozen one and would go a great way toward to path her, the had made toch a headway The boy preacher, Harrison, and girl with the biggest feet always wants of the men who set up the copy are deterring those persons who ia London aristocratic society. She The pension bill, which passed Chaplain McCabe are to be at the Red to play Cinderella. named Smith. Confound it, sir, we've are not eutitled to a pension from THE hat grown thin linos tho familiar portraits, the House on Saturday, appiopriates Boston is a town with ends to it instead Rock M. E Camp meeting in June got aright to make fun of the Smiths if "jWlburif, "gtoughton" and Winonfc "QpAfoti ozposiag taper arms and a boneless even making the attempt .to defeat of sides. That's one reason why $86,575,003 for the current fiscal we want to." Mr. Smith: "I tumble. next. bosom, wen made, and tho made he Government. Th idea is she can never square herself. Good-by." year. There is, in addition to no exhibition of those things, nor it The house of John Wolf, near St publish the list of pensioners in every A New England paragrapher has discovered this sum, an unexpended balance ot the likely to daring her American tour. Cloud, took fire at four o'clock in that a dog's lungs is the seat Congressional district, or in every $15,800,000altogether a good She is a largo-jointed woman, with big The Beauty and the Skeleton. Buggle* and t'lat/'otn spring Wagon of its pants. the morning and two children were county then everyone could hands, and her elbows are larger than round sum, yet far from enough to When Isaac W. Sprague, the living Some men are born slight, some burned up Mr. and Mrs, Woli tee and know just whoaie drawing the parts of her arms between them and meet the increasing demands upon skeleton of Bunnell's museum, was f every ki*4ao4 SUcriptim. achieve sli^htness, but most men have barely escaped. tbe shoulders, as was plainly disclosed tensions, and if any of the peis ns told that beauty No. 16 had taken the the Pension bureau. Th ''cruel slights put upon them. THE by the tight sleeves of her costumes. so drawing are not entitled, Government prize in the competition lately closed in Roc Island, J. I, Cas and Moline war" comes now in a prolonged assault Minneapolis is to have a new ho Mince pie is not only the most healthy No, she will bare no suoh arms at tho New York (says the Sun), he burst into would be put in possession upon the treasury. tel fosting $750,000, and furniture of any sort, but you may eat six of 'em now possesses, believe me. Only one tears, dashed his hat upon the floor, oi the facts. Th idea is a good eostlngr $250,000 more It will be of for supper and have no bad dreams. of her dresses was low, and that exposed rattled his bones, and declared that the one, and no doubt one year's time SULKY PLOWS, only a wedge of skin down the ircn joists and iron sheeting, floors An engaged girl is happiest when she judges were not fit to decide a question Hardly has the smoke cleared 1 vould relive the Governme.it ot center of her breast This garment was is telling about it to another girl who is and walls an intended to be strictly of female beauty. He would have made away from Milwaukee's awful fan AND of rich, warm-toned yellow satin, simple thousands of doll it is now paying not engaged and is not likely to be. a different decision, and have awarded fire proof. era! pr when the news comes of in style, and fitting perfectly. The The Old Reliable Hollnnworth Sulky Hay Bakes. out to individuals who have no the first prize to 77. Miss Minnie A mule is not generally considered an another similar, though fortunately inwaist was heart-shaped, coming low The trustees of the Red Rock claim upon her bounty. Soldiers Thompson. Miss Thompson was, aesthete but riv his hind quarters half $knnin,g ^Iill& $ewin, ^kcliine^ down on tbe shoulders, and beneath not so disasteraus hotel fire in S deed, a very prepossessing young E camp ground, located six miles who are entitled to a pension, and a show and he is big on art decorating. the frill of point lace, which circumscribed Louis. The scenes in the Planter's woman, and, with a sensible appreciation below St Paul, have lately purchased who have been trying for years to "When will this car go?" asked a the fleshy area to the narrow of tier own charms, she was piqued hotel rivaled those of the Newhall 40 acres more ground and arc get one, would stand a much better gentleman, the other evening. "As limits already described, was only a at not receiving the $100, or even the and everything else usually needed in thn dgricultur.il line. House and the terrible lessons soon as it has a cargo," was the prompt making extensive anangements for chance under an arrangement of piece of lightly twisted satin following $50 that was given to the beauty who taught by the latter are powerfully reply. its outlines. The corsage simply carried building and beautifying before the carried off the second prize. But the his kind, while all of those rightfully The reason why some of the street emphasized, if emphasis were necessary I invite farmers and those who need implements of any kin I to call and tbe line below the waist and in small annual June meeting* Th society skeleton smiled upon her as soon as he drawing pensions would know lamps burn all" night is because the points. The sleeves reached below the examine my goods heroin purchasing elsewhere. I ctn sell cheaper suvt give by the former. had dried his tears, and she was consoled. now owns 60 a.cres of ground (hat they had rid themselves ot a lirh is so small it is afraid to go out elbow, with apiece of the satin carried better terms tht Any Arm west of tlankAto uvl guarantee ttisf Action 8 itis- Not that the skeleton is the lot of sharks and swindlers. alooe in the dark. round the edge, and a little puff of white faction.A full line of Repairs for the above Machines always on hand. Hank Flyck of Utica went to A state of anarchy is approaching highest type of manly beauty. His arms silk edged with lace in each, tying it to "Every cloud has a silver lining," Lewiston and commenced playing are bones hardly concealed by the skin SLEEPY EYE in Colombia, and ere long some the arm. The idea suggested by her said a despondent diner, as he saw the that covers them, and his legs seem almost cards with McHugh, when a dispute SPRINGFIELD The foreign demand for wheat. foreign power will be likely to lay figure was not of fleshy roundness at dusky waiters pocket the quarters of to thin to carry even his attenuated arose resulting in the killing of the Biaxnh Offices. LAMBERTON Acccording to th estimates of Mr, its hands on the Isthmus of Darien. the two wide parts mentioned, but of a the guests. form But his face has a frank and the latter. Flyck is now under arrest, TRACY AND TYLER. big-boned frame not smoothlyfilledou James Caird, an excellent English England is watching it closely, and independent expression, and though S. D. Peterson. The earth is said to huve two motions, and there is some talk of lynching Thit impression was strengthened by authority, England will need this the French people have, under the ,'f a man of ordinary proportions it might but to a drunken man coming home at the visible action of her shoulder-blades him. show a somewhat unbecoming prominence year to import at least 124,000,000 lead o" DeLesseps, invested a good 11 o'clock at night it doubtless has under the thin covering and above tbe of cheek and chin bones: as compaied bushels of whrat from outside her many millions of dollars in the more than 200. top of her corsets, as well at by the with the outline of his frail body. own borders France has very railroad aud canal enterprise while LEGISLATIVE NOTES. Seventeen thousand names were added meagerness of her bosom. I fancied it appears to be positively fat. His KIESLING, KELLER & Co., nearly a full supply, but a large to the pension rolls this last year. the United States seemto be drifting that she waa about seven-eighths bone, head is surmounted with a fine shock It is never too late to find out that you and when the smiled, with ner extensive part of it was harvested in bad condition farther and farther away from any of brick-colored hair, and a goatee and SENATE, JAK. 16. were disabled. mouth and white teeth, the unpleasant and she will need to import positive policy regarding this great mustache of the same hue adorn his Senator Wheat's bill lor the reduction thought came to me that she was Forney's Progress claims that billiard DEALER IN countenance. before another harvest some twenty commercial gateway. W will make of rates of interest was in balls exposing tbe whole front of her skull, DB GOODS GPfES. BOOT S I SHOES. can be made of potatoes. Perhaps to thirty million bushels. Germany up bye and bye. definitely postponed. which might at any moment drop out they can, but what's the use of wasting Miss Thompson was attracted to him vil require at least from fit.y to leaving her head a shapeless mass of the' potatoes?" Senator Billson, making it a at once. She* said she did not like fat I seventy million bushels of foreign hair and skin. Having expressed that Cairo, 111., is the place where an English men, and looked upon the Hon. William penal offense to transferor remove Mr. Harward Wilson, of Lebanon, horrid idea I mutt not fail to do the woman wheat, rye and other breadstuffs. sparrow carried alighted cigar stub E. Evarts as the beau ideal of grace. mortgaged personal property. has the most valuable herd Hat* Jt Caps, Clothing, Gent*' Fumiiihing Ooo&t. justice by saying that at an entirety, At least she so considered him until she to its nest under the ea\es and burned The deficiency in Spain is great, By Senator Craig, to amend the of Jersey cattle in Delaware Hi the it about at whohtome, was sought by the skeleton, who, to her up the house. Sparrows haven't the NEW XJUUL, MINN. but not precisely known, nor is general statues of 1878 relating to cow "Gem" has a record of healthy, clean-looking a creature as one thinking, eclipsed the lawyer. Miss right sort of mouth to smoke cigars. the precise surplus of Russia known, homestead exemptions. would with to tee. She walked with a 14 pounds aud three ounces of butter Thompson is not herself a thin lady. "Well madame, how's your husband hough the most reliable estimates, stride that indicated attordy pedestrian, HOUSE.M r. Peterson (Polk) She weighs, probably, four times as HEWFIKMI KEWBOODSI per week. Her last calf, which CASH PURCHASES to-day?" "Why, doctor, he's no bet- place it no h'gher than between and altogether, the had more outdoor much as the skeleton, but as be onlv presented apetiti from his cnst. ter." "Did jo get the leeches?" was a bull, he sold at five ivs old breesiness than one would expect in a an. CHEAP SALES turns the scales at forty pounds, it will titty and sixty milln bushels. A "Yes, but he only took three of them tuents praying foi an amendment for $100. Last fall Mr. Wilson FALL dainty, drawing-room pet Langtry wat be seen that she is not abnormally Russia is the only ctuutry in Eui raw1 had to fry the rest." to the constitution prohibiting the sent her to Burnham,Connecticut to JOHN NEUMAN a focus for every glass in the house instantly large. She may be called plump, and ope that exports breadstuff's to any 1 Young housewife: "What miserable manufacture and sale of Spiritous be served byKingCoffeeof the"Coomassie" on her appearance, and whoa she is very pretty. She is perhaps SO extent, it is apparant that at some little eg^s again! You must really tell AMD and vinous liquors, and asking for the made her first exit there arose such strain of cattle. Mr. Wilson years of agefive ears the skeleton's DRY GOODS Deder In them, Janp, to let the hens sit on them herprice or another a large portion a babel of oomment that the other actors its submission to the people on the junior. has an offer of $600 for a little longer, or we must change our could not be heard at aU. She bore he magnificent crop of the United Hat*, Cape, Notions, fourth Tueslay in June calf when it is dropped, but he ask* After the New York exhibition was grocer." the ordeal without a tremor. I have no States will be wanted abroad. Taking over the skeleton and Miss Thompson $800. Groeeriee, Provision*, Mr. E Thompson introduced When you see it stated that a man is mudoubt the liked it the world through, there is no met often by appointment at the a bill to regulate the rates for the"eminently respeeta le, you can make Crockery, and Glamsware, seum, and the managers of the show more breadstuffs than will be needed up your mind that he is a chap worth transportation of passengers on W a have ircaived a large assortmeat Green, Dried and Canned The Democrats in Connecticut complained that the skeleton was feeding to feed the population and the over $1,000,000. Anj where under that "She talks about her personal charms lailro.idsin this state, which provides ot on his affections and growing fat Fruitm, He% are having a troublesome time ett, figure is simply "esteemed citizen." I DRY GOODS with the utmost freedom," said a journalist growers will' realize a fare prize, that the compensation This must have been a mistake, however, reap the reward for the late victor} who had interviewed her several i hough not so large as it was last "How dreary life would be without I will always take farm predace la etchaagel charged for transporting any passenger for his weight, as he showed by CLOTHING, timet. in that State which prescribes that hope," observes a Cleveland paper. year. far goods, aad pay the highestmsrket ricefcr si and his or her haggag", getting on the scales, had not increatea. "Well, I suppose you gentlemen a? the tickets shall be printed on white Yes, and when you set the list and hnd CLOAKS & kinds of paper rags. Another an older error, too, was corrected. "h ill not exceed the following rates the press bored her until the talked as a that your ticket didn't hit how mad you paper. The Democrats used a different your It had been currently reported The Reno, Nev., Gazette de viz: Fo any distance of five DOLMANS. meant of getting rid of yon quickly," I In connection witk my store I have flret-elae are. color, namely, on black or among the curiosities of the show that cnbe a remarkable hill of moving miles or more three cents per mile: remarked. salnoatarnishedwith a splendid billiard table sad They were discussing an elopement, the skeleton had neither lungs, heart* colored pr.per, (t suit their black Hats & Caps, my easterners will always tod good liqaors and "Bored her," he retorted, "well -.and in the eastern part of Churchhill for any distance less thau five miles and one lady, turning to her friend, nor liver, and that a steady eye could Democratic voters, so as to mark cigars, aad every foreaeoe spleadia touch. that's funny. There wasn't a reporter Co Nevada, about sixty miles 15 cents look through him and see an object behind. said: "Don't you believe it would kill their voters They succeeded in getti who went down the bay to meet bar, trcm Land Springs Station. I is The existence of respiratory and you if your husband were to run away Mr. Hicks, ch lirman of the judi All gonde parchased of ate will be dolhrerd ia and wrote her up, for hit paper, who ng enough votes in the ballot-box FUR pooDs, digestive organs may still be a matter about four miles long aud about a with another woman?" "It might," was any part ofthe city free of cost. ciary committee reported favorably wasn't importuned to call on her at her to carry the State but as they did of doubt, but Miss Thompson indignantly Minnesota Street, New Ulm, Mine. the cool reply. "Great joy sometimes mile wide. to the issage o the bill amending hotel And, if he did it and wrote repudiates the rumor that be hat it in violation of the law, the Republicans kills." In the whole dune, which is from something more than hit managing editor GLOVES & ^/LITIENS. the law in relation to Chat tie J. FEIjlKE 4 BRO. no heart. UHDERftEAH A New England physician says that are contesting the election deemed worth publishing, then he one hundred to four hundred feet in Mortgages Th same committee BEITS1 LAMES'A if every family would keep a box of in the Courts. The courtship was quite short Miss toon got a little note begging him to height, and contains millions ot lecomm nded thit the u^ury bill mustard in the house three-fifths of the Thompson told her lover in plain prose call again. Bored by reporters? Please GROCERIES, tons of sand, it is impossible to find fixing th "highest rate of interest doctors would starve. N instructions the history of her simple life. He gave permit me to laugh.* Governor Morris, collector of a single grain larger than a pin as to whether it should be kept in the at 7 per cent, be indefina ely pot her a poem of twenty-four verses fully Manufacturing Ho man it oorn\ 'nypoerne/ i* pantry or down cellar. Customs at Sitka, Alaska, gives Head. I is so fine that if an ordinary CROCKERY ft GLASSWARE describing his own. This poem he is in ,jonei Mr. iiahilly said the nutter CONFECTIONERS were born with thit faculty to dissemble A negro was observed the other day a most glowing account of tre mineral tbe habit of selling for 5 cents a copy, barly sack be filled and placed was too import int to be thus pass* herand deceive he would not be a hypocrite. BOOTS AND SHOES, mailing an unstamped letter at the postoffice but he charged nothing at all for and ship building resources ot in amoving wagon, the joltu of the ed by, and moved its retferen- It wonld be his nature, and a in a country ton in Georgia. He copy, and she, overcome by this last that frigid anex to the United vehicle would empty the sacK, and t. the committee of the whole. And th very latest pnterns in hypocrite it one who lives what ha ia was asked what be meant by mailing proof of her skeleton lover's devotion, States He says the mines are the Drehe Goods 4b Ti-immingn yet it has no form of du*t in it, and Carried. not His religion it a fraud hit business unpaid letters. "Oh," replied the nepromised to be his wife. In a fateful richest in the precious metals of is a deception he makes love to and dealers in ascleau as any sea beich sand. gro, "I does thatreg'lar.'* "You do?" moment the skeleton was sent to the Mr. Bobleter offered the following Our put chases have been made di a woman for selfish purposes, and any known to the prospector, and The mountaiu is so solid as to give NOTS, GREEN FRUITS, "Yesser w'en de postmaster ain't lookin' Brooklyn show. He was in despair, resolution. rect and for cash, and are thereby solemnly promises to love her, in sickness I draps my letter in do dat often. and have yielded remarkabie returns, a musical sound when trod upon, but his true love comforted him, and an hssoLYED, That the pay and enabled to mke the lowest prices and in health, when, at the tame etc. etc. etc. I saves de postage, yer see. I jes write appointment was made for last Saturday notwithstanding the primi and often times when a bird lightning Call and examine our stock and com compensation of the doorkeeper, time, he timply means to use her at a a letter, don't put no stamp onto it, and 351 ft 353 E Water St., Milwaukee night. At 9 o'clock tbe skeleton tive method employed in working on it, or a large lizzard runmg pare prices before purchasing else stepping-stone for bis own social or business assistant postmaster aud ih custodian slips here and lets her drap. Dat's de as at the New York museum, where the ores millions of dollars worth across the bottom, will start a where advancement way I send my letters and gets de best of the Cloak rooms of the be met Miss Minnie Thompson at 10 J, Schreibe & Co, of which are said to be in sight. Urge quantity of the sand to sliding, BALTRUSH ft ROSSKOPF Look about yon and tee how many of the postotficeha! ha! takes dis nigger o'clock they were in Jersey City, and at House of Representatives be the However, he is reticent on the cl imatic which mikes a noise resembling uch there are. to be sharp, it does." 11 o'clock they had been united in *ame as the assistant Sergeaut at conditions, but he is doubt The world it full of them! the vibration of telegraph wires marriage by the Rev. Mr. Gardner. week nudMt home by tbe indastri Anns, wh'ch was adopted. The Dakota town of Pierre has a new [t The man who begins by wronging hit ConfectionersEWHOLESAL tan, Btot buniiMeitow before the pub (ocalnd less waiting until next August to They returned to Brooklyn and kept the with a hard wind blowing, but so ail, some people wonder because a Those who voted for Wmdom 'tic. CMUl not nc-tei We will ten wife, if he it a consummate hypocrite, matter a secret until yesterday morning, dilate upon Alaska as a summer resort. much louder that it is ofteu heard at you. Men, women. boj end girls newspaper man praises it as "a were always enlarges hit field and practices when the skeleton announced it to I*anted everywhere to work to* a* a distance of six or seven miles, and substantial wooden structure." Even Mow tbe time. Voo wurk ii deception upon tbe world. After all his Messrs. Anderson Anderson Manager Bates. The newly-made Mrs. it is deafening to a person standing a pine jail ought to hold a man until DEALERS IN (pare timeor give Muit tiim totbe busineev fine vows to the woman who gave up Sprague has consented to support her W, Baker, Barker, Batchelder, So other ba iueH ill pay you nearly at- well. Mo the neighbors can get a rope. within a short distance of the sliding all else for him, and clung to him with In comparatively a few years husband on the exhibition platform. She Given Fruits, Nuts, Etc. Etc. pHiindfl tnm|i*inormuip(iy by enlacing Be-tu, Boardman, Bobleter, Boh A German emperor made a visit to stoats. CotUy outfit sad terma free. Mone anna of faith, he neglects her for "the will appear in Brooklyn to-day, sitting Lake Minnetonka of Minnesota s land, Burmester, Capstr, Child tu .uc ai, au4 -wiy. Audiest ir one of his towns, and was received at boys." For the balm of her breath be beside him. and billed: "Tho Skeleton's ACo.tAngaau ate, Nor i become the Saratoga of the North* A pecular feature of the dune is E, oCUms, Cornish, Demeaies, the gate by a long row of deputies. Just All orders by mail promptly attend* gives her the fumes of whisky, and to Wife." that it is not stationary, but, rolk west. White Bear Lake rivals it, r, Emery, Ende, crotzian, Gray, as they were about to address him a ed to- sum along and bitter story, the sinks "I lost the $100," said the newly, uiEO BENTZ CO slowly eastward, the wind gathering but the summer resort yet unknown neighboring donkey set up a terrible Oioetsch, Halgren, Hicks, Johnson Main St.. bet. 5th and 9th., quietly into the grave with a broken married lady, "but I won a husband." bray. "Gentlemen," said the emperor, *t up on the west end aud carrying -AuaossE, WIS. to fame, where the masses find recreation, heart The pitiless clods that fall upon M, Lydiard, Merriam, Miller, Nelson, fclmaortera mad Wholesale Dealers la "If you wish me to understand you, you her ooffln-lid art no colder than bit it along the ridge until it is again are the charming spots Paulsen Peterson John, Peterson WINES Ac A Canadian Romanoa, must speak one at a time." heart had been for her. deposited at the east end. for the aesthetic tourist or the careworn J. A. Peterson Ole, Plumper, Thirty-six years ago, according te the Hink & Bartriii "Hallo," ejaculated a guardian to his Now that hit wife hat lain down to invalid. In the northwes Montreal Star, there lived in that pleatant Porter, Seideuer, Smith LIQUORS pretty niece, as be entered the parlor ring on Min- that dreamless slumber, your oka man a little town down the river called Sorelvery corner of Iowa, board Snow, Spauldmg, Strong, 8wen Regulating Railroads.Representative and saw her in the arms of a swain, begins to reform. He is seen at church, little it was thena youth nesota, lie a chain ot lakes divided sen, Thiyer, Thompson Torg^rson, who had just popped the question and Rahilly of Wabasha county, Dealert in and wears a pious sir. He takes a great 3 W 3d St., &T fAiL. Minn and a maiden. Tbe name of the youth sealed it with a kiss, "what's the time by a sort of moraine excepting on Turrell aud Mr speaker. one of the most successful farmers Interest in the cause of religion, and, GROCERIES, READY was George Beaupre, the name of the Motors! Mothers!! Mothers!! of day now?" "I should think it was the outlets. being a business man. aaea money in The upper, known as in the state, and a man of good maiden Mary Ann Pearce. They belonged SENATE, AX. 17:SeuatorCraTj? half-past twelve," was the cool reply of HADE CLOTHING. HATS i t" a goat to ehurob with great regularity, Spirit Lake is in appearance nearly business ideas, has introduced in Are yoo distortedat sight and broke* t?your introduced a bll to amend Sec. 1, to families of moderate circumstances. the blushing damsel "you see we are sad every dayja experience t b) a slk ehlid often, sad crying with th. CAPS, BOOTS SHOES. iound, about fifteen miles in circumference. the Legislature a lengthy bill regulating He, with the strength and devotion Cinpcer 72 General Statutes ot* almost one." ten eiating pain "1 catting tetaf If so go a viaoet him that religion ia a rood thins Its water ia slightly of honest young manhood,, loved th railroad transportation ce and get a bottle of Vre. Wlaelow's S4rtW LADIES'AND 1878, relanding to duties of County "Any body called this morning?" asked Ha gives a nickel to the poor. aa ip. It will rtviv* the poor littls easto* im this maiden, and wooed her with that turbid and of moderate depth, It provides that all railroad companies Auditor. itt.iatelyi depead uponIt: there is no attstakt the editor of a country paper of his GENTS UNDERWARE. nonneat in the paper that ha gare a dollar, aarnestuess which only such a lover wat It. There mother on Karth whw abounding in fish. The shores are shall carry freight of all kinds Senator Clarke to amend section assistant, whom he met on the stairs. and that be landath to the Lord. --d it whowill not tell you that It wUl xgahtti can. He was given every encouragement NOTIONS, %c, sVc Ac lined with trees. There are andupon equal reas nable terms and lor "Yes, our subscribers are up stairs," Ha it opposed to tippttag, stakes an occasions! ixiwel*, give rant to tbe mother ad roller an 216, ch ipter 10, General S atutes of was, some say, actually accepted ha in to the child, operating like magic. It inarf will be ample hotel accommodation an equal and reasonable com pensi- "What! all of 'em?" "Yes, they're all tpeeeh agtiatt the aeoursed ^Highest in trket price paid for 1878, relating to the tie of l-quors. was congratulating 'himself, at least on ctly ssfe to am In all i.aesa, aad pfcaiuitt t cop, and, gains heme, mixta a threeply there." "What did you do,then? We've on the shores of the lake for camp-1 lion under forfeiture of $1,0J0 for in* aw,*ndlatliepetaeiiptiino one of the oldest the smooth coursing of the true love, The bill give ihv villages authority rodure. toddy lor hit larayx trainedfat* a only got two chairs." "O, I borrowed ftsnda pbiaklans a usrerein th* Unite, leach parties is still a question. offense. when suddenly a rival appeared, nod prescribes a said at a seals a aotUa emjwbtre. tefJ&SPJjgBp** to such persons as oanta at ne a mt door." SLEEPY EYE MINN. vrything for aim turned otafe, Tfcf ^w Jr* 4 i*- '*&** XkL usa mmmm ^..-UJ'VM-'fe