V. A j^T4!***5&fc**lilA***t FS **^Wlf sss Feats of an Athlete. Prima Donna and their Olothefc A Woman's Criticism of Mrs. Langtry. TAKE IT! READ IT I iBS. LYDI A FINUMM, OF LYNN, MASS., Use Lawrence & Martin's Abner C. Mcllratb, who kept a famous Emma Abbott, according to The St. Writes Clara Belle: "I managed to hotel for thirty-six years six miles Louis Glob-Democrat, is always ready call to-day on a friend at the Albemarle Tlie FeaMyTionoor Press. from Cleveland on- Euclid avenue, has for an interview. A reporter pet Iter Hotel, where the precious Jersey Lily is THE BEST been gathered to his stalwart fathers. blooming, and had the good lack to see behind the scenes at the opera-tiousethe He was a mighty fox hunter and a remarkable her. My verdict is against her. I don't other night, as happy as* lark, arid OF ALL athlete. Six feet six inches deny that she is handsome, but one when questioned by the newspaper man LINIMENT and a half tall, his average weight was couldn't walk three blocks in upper about the cause of her happy frame of FACTS for tfeeFARMFR' about 264 pounds, but 3et he is said to Broadway, on a pleasant afternoon, mind answered that she had wop a diamond MABKETS ter tke MERCHANT! have frequently on foot run down foxes. without seeing her equal or superior. ring from her husband on Cleveland's He onee lifted wjth his hanria from the Her chief cbarnia are her clear complexion, majority. She wigered that the MISCELLANYfin\fo MECHANIC Wide open, wondering eyes and ground an iron shaft weighing 1,700 denarerati candidate lor governor of WISDO for ttorWWES' FOB 1XA1T AKD BEAST. graceful bearing. As for comparison pounds, which ould be equal to lifting New York would get over 50,000 maiority with other actresses, Mrs. Lingard, Lillian For COUGHS. COLDS. SORE THROAT. BRONCHITIS. ASTHMA. PNEU- double that weignt were he harnessed he got over 150,000, and she got CHAT S forte CHILDREN! For more than a 1 lnrd of a century th Russell, Lonise Montague, Modjeska, MONIA. CONSUMPTION Diseases of THROAT, CHEST AND LUNCS. with straps to weights and allowed to the ring, a five-karat solitaire, which I Mexican Mustang Liniment as bet 111 ALSAM O TOLUBRONCHITIS, Adelaide Detchon, Madelaine Lucette, Has always been one of the most Iniporrweapons lift under the best advantage. Iwo sparkled upon one of her fingers. known to mil ions nil ovor the world 1 wielded by the MEDICAL FACL 11 1 Only $1.15 Per Annum. Maud Branscombe, Rose Coghlan tlie only sale reliance for the relief otj men would hold a stung two inches "If I had lost," said Miss Abbott, "I againsttheencroachments of. COUGHS COLI)^ accidents and nam I 13 a medicim and Mary Anderson are all handsomer, above his head, and he would step ASTHMA, SORE THROAT would now feel very much as Mme *ibo\ price ana pi~iicth toest oil and so are many of lesser note on the JO\SUMPTIO\ in its incipient and advanced stages, and all diseases of the THROAT.CHLM: back two or thiee steps and jump over kind. For tvery fonn of external pain Samp1* Copy. Address Gerster used to feel just about this time nnd LUNGS, but it li 13 never been so advantageously compounded as in the TOLU, ROCK and Send for stage. Mrs. Langtry looked lovely, but it without touching it, making the le p MEXICAN Jl\r Its soothing Balsamic properties afforda diffusive stimulant and tonic to build up the when she sang Anima. How is that? not wondrously beautiful, I did not about six feet nine inches in height. sjstem after tue cough has been relieved Quart size bottles. Price $100. PIONESK PRESS CO.. Well, she got very mad, The costumer hear her speak,"and the expression of He has been know n, rather than to lead A I ITI 111 r not be deceived by dealers who try to palm off Rock and Rv who made dresses for her when she was St. Paul, Minn. her face was pensive. I should imagine 4^0 I I^JRli in place of our TOLU, ROCK AND RYE. which is the ONLY his hoi sea around to the other side of with StrakoschNina Ceroltold me MEDIOA' articlethe genuine has a Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which her to be charming in conversation, I Mustang Liniment is -n ithout an equal the barn, to put bis long arms under a that Mme. Gerster always tore the pei mit^ be Sold by Druggists, Grocers and Dealers Everywhere. and a peril to male hearts, but to I I penetrate* flesh and muse la toj horse and lift it up to the floor of the S- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OB LICENSE. bridal veils she wore in Somnambula' to I the tery bonemaking the coutinu award her a prize for superlative beauty barn, which happened to be three or mice of pnin in inflammation imp The -.^-U, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, III pieces. So, too, when she sang Lucia, iso a-eijfREFOR. is ridiculous.Cincinnati inquirer. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S rible. Its fTecls upon Human Ilesh a 11 four feet above the giound. In Buffalo she kept picking at the waist of her CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS thwBrnteCu ntion aro equally womlci i he once wrestled with and threw with BestCough Byrup Tastes good. OR* Iful. The Mexican peasant dress until it was in ribbons, VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Sofa by druggists. (Si ease Charlie Fieeinan, tne "American 'FiMmcTio*BUTTER COLOR MUSTA and when she came off the stage took a fffi If they keep on we shall have kid giant," who afterward in England defeated Is a Positive Cnre ?loves scissors and cut the front. She wouldn't reaching to the shoulder. the "Tipton Slasher" in a prize wear the same dress twice. Strakosch for all those Painful Oemplalnte 4 WcttiiHwi Detroit Free Pres*. Let 'me keep on, fight. Another feat of the old ta\ ernkeeper ocoiumon toour best female population. ItGIves Butter tlio^llt-edsed color the year ronnd. The li-eest Butter Buyers recommend Its paid for her wardrobe, so that it did not dear boy, till the kid gloves with a Liniment is needed by somebody i It Trill cure entirely tlie wont form of Female Complaints, Th-uandio Dairyii nsiyITI-4 PERFECT. Lse by all the best Creameries. Awarded the Inter. REST^tmiglitojwuni was his chase on horseback of a cost her anything to indulge her passion kveryhouse. Evuydiybiingsncwst RatiojalDinlomaat"V DilryFair. Askjfourdrupeistormerphantforlt orwritetoaskwhatltls.wha dainty pair of hands in them reach to all orarlan troubles, Inflammation and Ulcer* fox one December over frozen Lake and Displacement!!, and the consequent juot life swetpmp ir\, go and ftcots w^ousoslt whi ro to pet it. WELLS. MCHABPSON A CO. Prrtrtow. BwMsaitosj. Vt. I the airouy of an awful scald 01 bur 1 to destroy the garments. Cerbi said Falling1 Mon, your shoulder and rest there, and then jdart fore \o (lit, hometl m^ .THE *6EST*{ Erie far from sight of land He lived ibdued, of rheumatic martjra 1 Spinal Weakness, and la particularly adapted to the Gerster was very sweet off the stage, when you bend down and brush a lovely an'l *ullnn la\ behin i fstoied, or a valuable liurse 01 01] to the age of seventy jeais, having Change of IJfe tonq rtim $06 a but always got mad as a hornet when sated by th healing powci 01 thw little nose with your mustache you'll LINIMENT It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In been a para.lv tic for the last four years tr\\ $o outfit fret TUv}'PEDIGREESEEDS she appeared in opera she couldn't think you were an old goat not to have *vo nk vi rj thin? new api an early stage of development The tendency to can of life as a result of exposure during a sin without hrst getting mad. As Cerbi tdl required 11 m- 3 on (verj t) m.r had a pair of kids reaching to youi porous humorsthere is checked very speedily by Its use foxhunt. He was borne to his giave Mam aie making fortunes Ludi make is murli said, "The more she get mad, the more It removes faintness, flatulency, destroysall craving shoulder before. a* men md boys and girl* make great pay Rt a Saturday by six of his tall sons, foui of for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach good she sing." der it you want a bis-moss at which you can whom aie six feet four and a ilf inches It cures Bleating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. which speedily cures such ailments maki great pay ill th time write foi particin irs "Mme. Cerbi, I suppose, knew all HT ^EARS General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion, the HUMA N 1LESH as high and the other two just six feel, toll HALL ET & Co ,Portland, Maine fcov 29 NL'II SEEDS For tho MERCH ANTSi Banking in the West. the prima donnas?" the reporter suggested Rheumatisia, Swellings, fStifT rnrms and whose combined weight is 1,305 Joint*, ontrncted Muscle*, Hum, For the MARKET GARDENERnow It is related that the President of a That feeling of bearing down, causing' pain, weight pounds. Cheapest Bibles^fr^rlfeV^ SEEDS and S"ald, Cuts, ltiulses and and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its use. For th PRIVATE FAMILY bank in the Gunnison region had occasion "Oh, yes, and told many stories about our Kpraina, Poisonous Bites am! It will at all Umes and under all circumstances act In nn rown by ourselves to visit Denver, and on his return them. Nilsson, she said, was greatly Stings, Stiffness, Lnmcuefig, Old turn. Hoth V.rnloa. Kw T.tmi-i harmony with the law* that govern the female system Voisliee & McMackin. Onciuudti 1 Sores,ITleers, Frostbites, hUlUainx he met the porter of the bank at the depot, feared by the costumers, because she V3T Handsome Illustrated Catalocae and Raral Register FREE TO ALL. lov 30 83 For the cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and and asked was so extremely hard to please. Patti Compound Is unsurpassed idecd every form external disease. MEIiCH l\TS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADr LIST. PENSIONSlionsChilir The Journalist. I heals without scars. LYDIA E. riNUIIAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND Ivas just thecontraryvery easy to suit FrreKM "Well, James, has the cashier ab- forSrl r-, sconded There is no profession in which a man i ?eas and I 1 Foi the UBL'TE CREATION it urc AViO LANGBETH&SONS.SEED GROWERS.PHILADELPriiA is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. she took ever) thing just as it came. wound Jirye title 1 Sprains, Swinny, SUIT Joint?, Lynn, Mass Pi ice $1. Six bottles for $6 Sent by mail stands more supremely on his merits appro| 1 .ited and work Minnie Hauk was particular only about Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Bisemea, "No, Sir!" In the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on injj force doubled Prompt worke and home-, ma l&happy Fee married we itlc id inn than in that of journalism In many in9" Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, her boots, she liked pretty boots, and Jio Apply now W dOWS. "Burglars broken receipt of price, $1 per box for either Sirs Ptnkham i I* w. u-i -.urgeva and Cbtaallt aw Hollow Horn, Scratches, Vlind- others promotion is moie a question of Irwhood Greats iccessin INCREASE -ase BObNTT HENS LAY SaI freely answers all letters of inquiry Send for pamphlet. trarelmK thm country lays thai most sf ths was fond of showing her nicely-shaped "No, sir." lls, Spavin, ThrttRh, Ringbone, an I Back Pay and Discharges procured Deserters entitled to Horie and Cattle 1 owlers sold hers are worthleni influence, of good fortune, or of time, Address as above Mention thit Paper. forInvei Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon all dues under new laws A ^TWS MVC& "Book-keeper been chaiged with embezzlement?" trab He savs that Sheridan's Conditio* lors Lan i Warrants fT IK I Bll I procureldy (week the Sight and every other ailment than of actual woiking capacity. In Powder* are absolutely pure and immensely WORLD& SOL.DIER. Ho family should bo liout I TI E PINKHAM* bought and sold The "I am glad to see," said the prima, to which the occupants the teaspogMifoli del will ke hens lay like Sheridan's erudition Powders Dose.l journalism, influence goes for little or on irtb iual it il 1 paper) Sample copy free Send stamp for full instructions, LIVER PILLS 'lticy e'u constipation, biliousness Stable and Stock 1 ard are liable. "No, sir." "that Salvini has met with such a nice \vhere or sent by mall for 8 letter-stamps I S JOHKMM & Co BOSTOK.M everv to 1 pint ul i blanks tension&Paunty bount table LaiN W ysF ITZGERALD & PO C. nothing, unless there be on the part of & I Att Washington, CJanTl5 and torpidity of the liver 85 cents per box The Mexican Mustang Uulit'^nt reception in New York. He is an old "Been a run on the bankI" MST Sold by tril Druggists. -e always cures and never disappoints, the aspirant real efficiency to perform 8^. and dear friend of mine. I met him in "No, sir." DIAMOND and it is, positively, the work that has to be done There A. Ii"loiiaid THE BEST Florence when I was studying in 1875, "Then everything is all right, eh?" scliul^-1 John IS. never was greater competition in the PARKER'S and he took me to his home on the "Yes, sir, except a rumor around CATARRH ri* I? idin* a'f'Frri ts/nng JJou press than theie i- at the present day, Arno, where I saw his sweet little English town that ou had robbed the bank of HAIR and that competition is more likely *o OP ALL of the Northwest wife, with her blue eyes and fair $50,000 and sailed for Europe. REMEDY, BALSAM become keener than to diminish. It is LINIMENTS 155 EAT THIRD 3 S P\UL A I W A hair, worshiping her husband as if he becoming more and moie a question of (old stand) Itattun t?rimer*. were a god. Why, one day he fixed up A perfect dress* the survival of the fittest, .md special ing, eleganttyper Men's Furnishers ruid Shirt liters. A rooltlvj Cure for Catarrh of nil Strange Similes. THE( a very ordinary pedestal in one of the fumed and harm- eminence is ever morediilicult to attain. kinds Imtttauiaiieouat kflett Chicago&North-Western What strange similes people do make rooms and covered it with green baize Din ctions for measurmsr shirt and a'li less. Removes an 1 Perma tieii In ICeult Ouros at any The incompetent and me\peiienced, dandruff, restores use of, to be sure* They say that a thing ta oi the (hseast 11 3 cured cases so terrible and had brass tacks sticking out at t,p Is. I,n, 1 2 therefore, must inevitably go to the natural color and tat bones cuue from tu nose JOB KAN 0B BEAST. is as black as the ace of spades, when every point. A cheap carpenter could _. _^ Railway is the prevents baldness wall.Chambers' Journal. Dr. I'von's tsiamond Catarrh ITemfd their comparison would be much stronger have fixed it up ten times more artistically, W r-nu and $1 OLD ESTABLjSHgp SHORT LINE Is unit I aud pleasant ail rdim immeJInle 1st* SI drngflata. did they say as black as the ten yet the tragedian's wife, went in* ttclici and prompt cur in all tsesol Catarrh, HWM^Ht* FAST MAIL ROUTE rLOB-STOH Influenza, Hay Fever Broiuhltls. spades, which is ten times blacker than to ecstacies over it, and thought and It wnl ic nove Polyp and effectually cure CHICAGOotdanmtroeThoroughfartGreaethsi COLOGNE. the ace. A roan tells you that he has It said there was nothing like it. A very aterv ind Pu ulent Discharges i om the lit. id THE Executive Business. been working all day like a dog, when simple thine? butit shows how much she an i Thrott, and Foetid, Sickening Breath pei kriiflneEi fectly test impaired Smell, Taste and Hear mr An old colored man, whose knees you know and he knows that a dog thought of him and of what he did. But An exquisitely fra- We continue to relieve Ihadaclie, Brea\ up Colds in the He id grant perfume with smote each other as he walked, entered doesn't work at all. He tells you that And all points in Northern IMni. Central, I ought not to talk of Salvini in this -t ensrthen the i nd Fr*s, urify. I ejm it actaBBohcitorufor exceptionally Isttiaf Organ tlie Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, the executive chamber of the state an i Rt ler (lear and Active e\ery prepertiei the sky last evening was black as ink, way. He was very good to me and patents, caveats, Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, I Si sad Te eanta. lie id a Throat Price, t,0 cents viu,de-marks, copyrights, etc for house and approaching the governor, leaving your mind in a state of uncertainty gave me letters that proved of great Vnhota, Manitoba, Central and PARKER' S DIAMOND tho United States, and to obtain patonto took off his hat and offered it to the august Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, whether the sky was blue or red, service. He also encouraged me to work Canada. England, France, Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, GINGER TONIC ruler of redeemed swamp lands. either of which it might have been according INVIGORATOn. hard saying that all his own success had is now made for the fourth year and Germany, and all other countries. California, Oregon, Washington Territory, "1 don't want your old hat," exclaimed to his simile. Then he tells come only from the hardest kind of labor. Brttlih Columbia, China, Japan Thirty-six years' practice No bas a recoitl of unqualified success. rvon'f I)iamml Invigorator is the Sandwich Islands, Australia, jfrw charge for examination of models or drawings. the governor." "What you mean? you that Soandso is as mad as a hatter, He told me he had studied Othello An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates a trtct Stluod n-'urifier, Ap|ciize ind aland, and all principal points in the It was the fir^t maile and has been Advico by mail free. Look out, don't squirt tobacco juice on as though hatters were more prone to four years before attempting to play it 1 his delicious combination of Ginger Buchu, "serve I auii it lnakta a dclu,UU I i li NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. Patents obtained through us are noticed in Wmght to pertection while competing M-indnke btillmgii and rainy other of the best fc run which Invigorates, I'ur.dc the floor." anger than the average human. When on the stage and I see by the papers the SCIEXTIFIC AMERICAN, which has With its own lines it traverses Northern vegetable remedies known ires all disorders of ui 1 Strengthens the enu s\sicni and imitating machines have been he says that somebody has been acting that he gave his King Lear the same 'Scuze me sah, 'scuze me. I though ILLINOIS, Central and Northern the largest circulation, and is t*ie most mfludirtial the bowels, stomach, liver, kidnejs and lungs, &IS 1 enci tl Dc ulity, Inspej sit, Bi lousnes 10\V K, WISCOVSIN, Northern MICHI- like sixty, however, you know that he is newspaper of its kind published the made for only one or two seasons lengthy study and attention." dat when a man comes inter dis chamber Torpd Live Inl.jrcii KuirtMc 'Td I lieu The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- world. The advantagesof euch a notice every lane Affectum, Juumlirt, Wilar i, riatnltruv only speaking figuratively and of course ^If you are suffering from Female Complaints, ob gnberment, it is pliteness fur and somo of them are advutited TA It offers to the traveler all accommod Miss Abbott wanted to say something us -J K. 1 cd i ant I (duty Coi "1 mi a patentee understands Vervou-ness, V\ akefulness, hei matism Dyspepsia ctions that can be offered by any nobody can take exception to that him ter take off his hat an' offer it ter is liiv lu 1)1 1 IKC b) nts tins year for the fit -t time. about her own success the present season, age or any disease or inftrmu\, take Parker Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news* railroad Its train service equals that Boston Transcript. de ruled. I don't intend ter gin it ter Ginger 1 omc It will strengthen brain and body tsk yous' E u.'jrlwt for tho*o Itcmotla of any road, their speed is as great as paperispubhshedAVEEKI/l attS 20ayear, and excellence of her company, It uses small inexpensive cord, and give jou new life and vigor. comtort and safety will permit, they yer, sah. Ef I has tramped on yer .i:".l I iko i Ji ur ibum and is admitted to be the best paper devoted but the reporter cut her short, and was lOO DOLLARS make close connections in union depots ne\ er fads to bind vei bundle and t^ite u^i reoi.t pi ice. to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering rights an' privileges, sah, by spittin 'on Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic at junction and terminal points with moving away when the prima called oaui') i\ ia jn e'^ Tree works, and other departments ot industrial is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, or for a failure to help or curt deflo'I axes yer pardon. I'se in de the leading railroads of the West and out: Mr. Lowell as a Climber. progress, published any country Single 11 1) 50r anil ilze* nt dealers in drng* Lartre laving boring Northwest, and offer to those tuat use 1)11 i ucd MOST DURABLE AND BEST habit of spittin,' sah. I'se been spittin' $1 Size Snd for circular to Hiscox iiCo lo3 Wm St, copies by mail, 10 ce^its. Sold by all newsdealers. "As several of us," said Emerson, them "Be kind enough to say that Denver I 1 1 eber since I was a chile." FINISHED MACHINE in tho SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY "were returning to camp toward evening, baby does not exist. It is a first-class Address, Munn & Co publishers of Scientific "What is your business with me"" maiket. after our various pursuits of the myth. We have nothing of the infant A CHICAGO it makes Cioso connection American, 261 Broadway, New York. "Wall, sir, 'fore I makes application with all other railroads at citv day, a crow's nest was discovered on an Any one who buys the DrERiXG caliber in our company, although Gua Handbook about patents mailed free. 11 I I tO It runs I'AIAOE SI PINO CtKS I will sorter hab tersplain mysef. Some lorf. GA"DEM\G upper limb of a lofty pine and the question Hall and John Gilbert, whom we call HINDER avoids every chance of tiouble a ll through trains, PARI O AR^on its '.,rcid \POR PnOriT. time ago I married mighty likely yaller principal routes, and NRTH-\\ O FRV was immediately broached whether Jumbo and Bolivar, have asked to be or failuie in the harvest. DINING C\RS its COLNCIL III I F* THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. 'oraan. I had made two hundred dollars or not it could be reached and seemed cast for the babies in 'Norma,' which at^'.^fil PPACTICAL and its ST PAUL, and MINNE tPOLls an' was able ter take care ob a by the most expert climber. Lowell declared through day express trains we are soon to produce." MANUFACTURED BY MERIDEN, CONHT. 11J i read FLOP'CULTURCi If you wish the **estTra.veling Accommodations 'stravagant 'oman. Wall, 'bout a week William Dssrms, ou -s i to Gnr that the feat could be accomplished, a a* you -will buv your Tickets ago, a aller preacher, brudder Josh we i or Ami tl GARDCNING and on being challenged to attempt A gentleman in India, pulling on his bV this route AND WILL TAKE NONJb called him, come ter my house an' was For rates for single round trip it immediately made the tiial. boots, felt a horrid object, like a centipede, CHICAGO. tickets and for full information in regard monstrous anxious ter pray fur me an He did some wonderful climbing, and in one of them. With great presence All %y ?*LTI-K IIJE'rLSO'V to all parts of the West North and my wife. I was glad he come, fur I Tiet tcek Agents ECI I Tickets HaitaTacturer also of Northwest, wri General Pussei^ger STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, showed a venturesomeness that was of mind, instead of withdrawing Yrarri i..' ^Oici] i i 1 po 8 Agent, a .tu Chicago, 111 was mighty firm in my ligion an wanted lbs Eeering Light Beaper, The Beering and actually alarming, but with his most his foot, he forced it violently down and Co wl!. A Ladies' Scissors and Ink Erasers. somebody ter talk wid. Ebery time strenuous efforts failed to reach the nest. by this Line Mows, and The Leader Reapers. stamped furiously, though enduring exquisite Make all styles of N HUGHITT, I'de go ter de house, I'd find him sittin J.D LAYNG, MARV Of course he was made the butt of some agony in the process. But it STEEL PENS. Gen Sup 21 A icc I r. and Otu Alauauei thar smgin'. One time I seed him wid lively jokes, and it was the conclusion Was not a centipede, only a small blacking W STENNETT, his arm roun' my wife, but he 'gunter of the rest of the party that the nest was G Pass At, Chicago brush left there bv a careless servant. We Bhowcutof PatentAdjustable QuillActionReservoir Pen, sing soon as I seed him. I wouldn't entirely safe from the grasp of human "The Acme," uilwill mAileamplegro8sonreceiptof$ charge him no board, fur he was a monstrous PATENTS hands. After our amusement at his discomfiture B.C^tfr? help ter us wid his prars an' was over Lowell said: "Well, In Three Acts. Il songs. My wife got ter smgin an prayin, gentlemen, jou've had your laugh, but iU|i L-f Act 1. Scene, Germany. Roving son, nan it whole line of Pern will be sold by the trade. too, an' we had a fine lime. Yesterday, perhaps a little too soon. I shall get tired of the array, deserts. Rich uncle D^-l'nco Luti furnished to dealers on application. de preacher says ter me, says that nest." Some derisive smiles followed, gives him money to bring him to the he, 'go inter de closet an' pray fur de and the subject was dropped but United States. Off for America. Curtain BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are salvation of de hosts.' I went inter de the next morning, as we assembled for a certain core for all diseases falls. Rapid music and red lights. mi still, 111 mom ass, bepiileiited us Hui closet an' prayed, an' prayed. Arter breakfast, there in the middle of the opposite the S 'atent Ofhce ui I tn^igcdii requiring a complete tonic especially Act 2. America. Hans in New York. awhile I wanted ter come out but found FV1LM BUSING Sl.XCLUMVJLY, we tin se CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT table stood the veritable crow's nest, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* He sees the elephant. Out of money, curep UentMii leh tinietli in tlioie who it de doo' locked. 'Lemme outer heab, *l*" Pl t- "utUr knlfr 1 whose lofty perch we had supposed was tnittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, I,r, uicte Mom Waihin jtun and who must depend 111 no work. He falls in love. Marries. 8end a rough sketch or (If you can) A model of your i, brudder Josh,' I says, says I, but de unassailable. It seems that Lowell had on the mailsin ah tiansactioiih with Hit i\itei -ini I IMItrr pl flSuirirMifll I Unituaj.*! invention to UEORfli: K. LKHOX, Washing* boss of Strength, Ijaclc of Energy, Goes West. Cmtain falls, orchestra rilrll inr i cs foil 31u.lt, will, ton, O. and it Prellavlaarr *xjunl*avtlo brudder didn't make no responsement. )nite risen early, while we were asleep, 1 ia i i ronpanimcnt renil f- all i its each I etc. Enricbes the blood, strength* will be made of all I lined States patents ot the playing. \v hen Inventors modelor sketeh we iki it stor 5 a I lutiful Illustrate 1 Jluuiuliir, three! Arter awhile I busted de doo' open. ame class of inventions and you will oeauviaed climbed the tree in the inspiration of ens tlto muscles* and gives new learchmthePatei 1 ilhte and idvisetsto ts 1 moitls pul if three cent starti| are sent Act 3. East again. Life in Springfield. whether or not a patent can be obtained. Brudder Josh an my wife had dun tuck his morning vigor and secured the trophy. teutitbilitj Ffittoi't HAR OE Coiret.pon lentto 1 life to the nerves. Acts like r, E ilULQCT Si CO rubiLuens 1U Bartlay SC Falls heir to an estate. Friends tide/iti il, pnte*. lo and AO CHAKGL "IiNLks DIMt widowH, foa all my money an fun away." tensions What will a Patent Cost? "Those who are acquainted withthe charm on the digestive organs 1 "MLNTia OBTAiH fc.D at court. A reconciliation. Off for lre h0 1 character of our accomplished minister removing all dyspeptic symptoms chl "Well, what have I to do with it?" We refer 10 Hon stmasterGenernl Ke\ fo i B\BC"Io&!fl Germany. The villain foiled. Green renl to the court of St. James will not wonder ev Powdei.t ofhtialbin the S itei SVS 1 1 2 l\i such as tasting the food, Belching asked the governor. If yon are ndvised that your inv entlon is patentable cmtain, and "The Dutch Company is aLlVOSHJE^U wounds accidental injuries, Ofhce, and especisilli our clients eveij St at this illustration of his pluck and Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn Hend ao pay Government application few wwB^rs ^r "De business I'se got wid you is dis: ol the Union and 111 .nada For spcti-il leleitn the Best Company." rlihetses oMungsa vinrosn pt rveins of #13, and 5 for the drawings required by tho Heart eves Thenrn Um mles diarrha resolution. LtppincoWs Magazine. **tc The only Iron Preparation ces, terms,ad\ ice, & Addrest* Jos come out ter de insane asylum wid orany disease Thnn^in Is tpntitled Fensiont-rsnow Government Thli in payable when application is Springfield, not to be outdone by her pntuled to an 1ACFI' \SP E CNTryetdue thoufuinds that will not blacken the teeth or made and iiall of the expense unless a patent is allowed A 4MO Ac Co., me an' pick me out a cell what yer own Sold ers md heirs of 1S!2 ind Mexican wars entitled to larger sisters, always unfortunately at When allowed tbeattortiev 'a tee (MS and Opposite Pafnt office, Wash give headache. Sold by all Prug- the final Government fee (SO) is pa able Thua I'FNSION and LASD \KH VNTS We have unexcelled jedgraent tells yer is de titten place fur some distance, takes her turn in fostering famine* for ic nr PATENTS Fmploj an attorney you know beforehand ttotAixr-.tthetheryouare gj-.ts at $1.00 a bottle. in W hingTon Stnd two btamps for late laws, de biggest fool yersef eber seed." KolnR to eet a patent or not and no attorney's fee PEOPLE WHO LIVE the runaway son, who falls heir to a blanks aid instruction'! {charged unless you do get a Patent An attorney Where to Put a Kiss. "Get out of here." BROWN CHEMICAL CO. large foreign estate. Herman V. Harman, whose fee depends on las succtsa in obtaining a IT \MMn i A. CO Pension and Patent Attar along tlie line ot and near to the old PAUL eatentable,l An esteemed young friend of the Philadelphia "Ain't yer gwine wid me?" neys, Lock box 2.C, W asiungton, Patent wil not advise yon that our invention ia who has been lately employed at SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and us trious Baltimore, Md. unless It really is patentable, so far as Times asks a funny question. Bianth Lines, now a partol the "Mosej, or I'll darken your light" ENTS Soule's barber shop, under the Massasoit Is bet judgment can aid In determining the question t) t all Iron Hitter. ar made by BBOWM CBKUICAI C^idhgo,St.4W,JvIinn,e- He wants to know where he shall put .hence, you can rely on the-ulv isegiven after "1 goes, but not because I'se a feared house, has recently fallen heir to 1 i TO*-* red lines and trad nark on wrapper, a preliminary examination is had Design BEWARE O IMITATIONS. his kisses. Probably any number of ter staj I goes, an wid de remembrance enta and the RerlalralloH Xabla Tral a property in the Fatherland amounting kjoli &. On\k\k Iin,e Harks and U*-laaac securrd avveats prepared people, without much thought, would ob de ust man an most onaccommodatin' to $75,000 to $100,000. Herman's father and filed Applications In re\ ivor of Be. THE GREAT GERMAN rush rashly forward to tell him all gubner I eber seed.Ark. leetMl. Abandonel,OT rorfetted Cases made waf a major in the German army, ci i to art as^ln tors for Patents Caveats, very often valuable Inventions are saved in these know that tlnnis the short and quick Line to iJ about it and consider the conundrum a Ji Muk i sights ttc in the United States, REMEDY Travelei. and he, when quite young, entered the classes of cases If you have undertaken to secure points in Centeal and Western Missouri to il POWDER ud (ii)ii FiifrU id, riaiue Germany.etc We perfectly easy one. The problem, however, your own patent and failed, a sk'llful handling of FOR PAIN. army, being placed in the hospital department, points in Kansas, Nebraska Color ido Tex ih i bad IJjirtv-live cirN'evperlcnce. the case may lead to success hend me a written requenaddressed is really very difficult, and anyone California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, an THE BESfREMEDY latcius idtb i in,'iu are noticed In the SCI his eyesight preventing him to the Commissioner of Patents that this is the Only Li*t btttcee* Minntholu that he recognizeGFOROF attorneyIin Lunov,ofgiving Washing-th who has had experience enough to know ririf \\\v riii lip at splendid 111ns your the case from doing field duty. At the age of 18 meat fhe SMrt/k aWsf, KV?' itedwetklvi i|*r $3.20 t\a showstheProgress what kissing is will shrink from quick title ot the Invention and about the date of filing he deserted, and helped by an uncle, IHROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES scie i I it sting id lias an enormous Believes and cures your application An examination and report win or direct advice on the subject. FOR lenlafi i /dinss MLNN & CO, Patent Solici with whom he was a great favorite, to RHEUMATISM, cost you nothing Mearchea made for title folnventlons, Absolutely Pure. I rt n-MiMr AMFIIK AN, 37Park Bow, Diseases of the Throat ant Lous. of the poputou^fiHSourTCilTei'* namely in fact any Information relating to Patents At a matter of course the young man re ich this country, where, like so many Neuralgia, HUmx City, C'tmetl MIHUU, OIHV I, i H^I i ton ta free promptlv furnished Copies of Patents mailed at Ml. Jmtph AlchUtm, Ltatt* who has kisses to give away will give other young foreigners, he expected to the regular Government rates, (SSe. each Re Sciatica, Lumbago, tMrf/tand Vmwm*lt*y member this office has been in successful operation Thi powder never vanes A mirvel of pnrltj them to his girl if she is willing if she pick up money with very little exertion diseases of the putxnonarv since M65 and yon therefore reap the benefits of The St Paul fe Sioux Cit lilioad, now know st 1 enght and while- meness More economical JlyP !*)& BACKACHE, experience, besides referenoe can be given to actual isn't willingbut that is so improbable on his part, but was sadly disappointed. s the Wetter* JtUi-iom ol the Chittgo, is th in the ordinary kinds md cannot be sold 11 organs a safe clients In almost every county In the 8 HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, aul Minneapolis ft Om ma Line, Is also the lmpbtition with the multitude lott te^t, tsl rt that it would be a waste of time to say His uncle gave him considerable money Pamphlet relating to Patents free upon request and reliable remedy is mnti ltireet t,tne trom Cential turn Westei 11 Mi Weight, ilum or ph ephntc powdci" Sod on SORE THROAT, anything about it. If a young man has when ae left Germany, but he quickly im aluable. A K'S GEO. E. LEMON, nesota, Westen. Iowa, D.inota Ivebiasku and ti in cans ROWAL BAKINO POWDER CO 106 Will luuili-Went to no girl of his own he will naturally QUINSY, SWELLINGS, went through this, and was thrown upon Str., N Dec 1 83 CHFURV PECTOHAI, IS 615 15th 8t., WASHINGTON. such a remedy, and no ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS such is the waywardness of human naturefind his own resources. Unable to speak SPRAINS, Attorney-at-T nnd Solicitor of American MHO\Rr, othersoeunnentl nier. Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, some one else's girl or girls, our language, although fairly well educated, OS EVEST KIHD 0HIAPEE THAN ETKK. and Foreign Patents. ind the entire fl.orthin 1 Noith Webt, and to its the confidence of UPHOLSTERER, Rifies, Sliot Guns, Revolvers, Ammuiution, and to some a good many girls are not FROSTBITES, he was in a bad way, and finally dumber Districts ol JVoithein VVitoiin.n. the public. It is a stientihc Fishing Tackle, Seines, Hets, tt tit aiiltounectious ire mule with tl BITR-a*), SCALDS, any too much of a good thing. They entered a barber shop in New York, combination of Manufacturer of i rs^clast paiior furniture as Knives, Razors, Skates, Ea*tern HiciMian ol the Chicago, St Pul Mi the medicinal principles And all oth'er bodily aches say it isn't such a bad thing sometimes where he learned the art of manipulating e.ipohsfcOnnfaline ioi iNorthein ind CcKia Hammocks, etc. ltMJViJYUClLIIHy JMTTKI S and pains and curative virtues prtparailon for wisnonsin, and .o CI itago and all ints a when you find jou have kissed the the razor and shears. From New Ftxrua tuiuiam Juynmu *c Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. u, M9i ttpei te, Jjambi e/fum, JElc. i t* of the hnest drugs, p. FIFTV CENTS I BOTTLE tndthe luuningol tiaiusiit so trriuged tht ...Wl' 1i OF OTI LADltS. ^r wrong girl, if there can be any wrong GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS 0 York he drifted to Chicago, and then All kinds of upholstcre 1 furniture m.\ repaird .J- chemically united, of W eru,er irom the V\e&iein Division of th in Sold by all Druggists and X. *ne M.c(h*t IrTrra( I now tur noftthc- girl in a matter like that. back to Rochester and this city, where such now eras to insure in hive from one to one and one 1) ill hi urs ae Dealers Directions in 11 CLAKA LOl ISE KfcLLOWl-It 0, m. PITTSBURGH, PA. A LARGE STOCK OF LPHOL-TEBE GOODS AND npkanire tovi 1 mj narar totht liitof ihow leud to bu 11 ess 111 St aul it leaned the greatest possible he was employed at first by Ruder and languages AGENTS But the trouble on the young man's i whorecommnKlTonr "Liquid Ptarl "aod FDBNITLBB ALWA1S KkPT OS HAND The Charles A VogelerCo. When yom if* Sout 1 or South Wastbesar* 1 efficiency aud uniformity since then by Soule. By the death of mind seems to be regarding the proper lo over this Line tut ought,!* tecen it i,iiu TteLIQUIDI FARI.huU.nrHlb of results It strikes Orders by mail piomptly attended to. (8ucoeMOH to A VOQELEK CO the Udin of .11 co ir, wi lh hisht his father a few yearsago he fell heir to PECTOR and when you go north, e-ist or noitliwtst, place for the kiss. He does not feel n.rka of apprrcm ion Onl, cf irr. at the foundation of all llalttmore, MdM C. 8. A. l/trotifrh t,t etui Hit Lreat MMiiraad rwr K, 4 hj all fin dn,k IVrft a portion of his property, amounting to certain whether he should kiss his girl 453Wacouta,Caf.EigniSt, ST. pulmonary diseases, affording prompt relief PAUL. the greitNoiihwest about $20,000, which he was unable to and rapid cures, and is adapted to patients of on the lips, or the forehead, or the chin, Two passenger ri ns daily St ml to CI IC 1 Ma ch 1 Si WANTED! Ladies and Gentlemen, to engage any age or either sex. Being er\ palatable, get through complications which would tluoii^hkhoy and idison, *uh lllm in Pal or the cheek, or the hand. There are with us to sell several Useful Household Sleeping irs or ench train the jouugest children take it readily. In arise through the German Government KIDNEY-WORT some joung men who would regard the Articles. Profits large. labor in lifiht. THUOUGi: TICKETS ordinary Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Exclusive territory given. FRENo oomneti, and his desertion from the army. About Circular E AddSS poorest of all these chances as the extreme Bronchitis, Influeuza, Clergyman's I State & Monroe t..Chicago 3 H^H^ a month ago his uncle, a wealthy bachelor, ei thisiouteare on sile nil piuitip tl t iti i of bliss. But such young men HE GREAT CURE Sore Throat, Asthma, Croup, and Catarrh, Hewitt Mannfaofg Co., Box 868, Pittsburgh, Pa! Will MadncpnU to any a&has tbeir Be sure and buy a through ticket as thp ue ^rti whose favorite he was, and who the effects of AYER'S CHKKKY PEC- lack the snap and enterprise which a BAND CATALOGUE, 1 illj cheiper but if yon mnut gtt ihr till AGKI5TSI I'orGen Dodge's new book, TORAL are magical, and multitudes aie annually Liar ls*J, MO jmtm, 210 KngnriiV. helped him to reach this country, died, A NEW CURE FOR i-oa wide-awake and desirable girl rather jou destieor the ntcim ition uiiel about 1 le lot lnatromioU, SnlU, Cap*, BalktX presert ed fiom serious illness bv its rai^y-THBtEE YfiAjRS AMONG connections, i ,ht jour home st uon, write leaving him his property. He has now Pampoaa, EpaulaU, Cap-Laara. likes. The young man who hesitates ^RHEUMATISM- timely and faithful use. It should be kept SUaJa, Dram Major* Sufft tmC the undersigned, and youi letter will itiei OUR WILD INDIANS brought abou a settlement with the and trifles with uncertainty about the IHats, Sundry Band Outfit*, SapaMihz promp mention. V\ riAbDAlt, at hand in every household for the piotection JMateriUs, il Includes Inttrnctiaa and Ex German Government through Congressman CLARKK ,ent ilAguit, proper site upon which to build his kiss it affords in sudden attacks. In J&rcbes for Amateur Hand*. an4 Caialant* As it is for all the painful diseases ef the Gen. Traffic Manager St Paul Mum ot Cuoto- "an* Muffe, Robinson and the Secretary of M'liooping- cough and Consumption will lose the delight of kissing. If there Int-oduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains a KIDNEY8,LIVER AND BOWELS. there is no other remedy so emcauous, truthful and graphic record of the author's observations, State, by which he can return to the It cleanses the system of the acrid poison were a worse fate he would deserve it AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIS. Not Fall soothing, and helpful. thrilling adventures and exciting experiences Hut causes the dreadful suffering which Fatherland with us wife, a New Jersey 8100 PRESEN T! There is, however, no woise fate. only the victims of Rheumatism can realise, during r\ ears anion? the wildest tribes of the to send for Low prices are inducements to try some of girl better fitted by his knowledge of Great West. Splendidly il'ustrated with Steel THOUSANDS OF CASES .^VV eieinlv ani cn6 Kissing the hand is a very neat but Ppmple Package, Pwt the many mixtures, or svrups, made of cheat) For a Kschlaethat will our FALL Plates, Hne Engravings and Superb Lhromo-Lith of the worst forms of this terrible irlsntsft what hard work is, to enjoy his ancestral and ineffective ingredients, now offered, colorless sort of compliment. It is unsatisfactory have been quickly relievediand in short time I T. i.21, 3"csli-nst,zi5 Pitvsfcurjch. To. Saw as Fast aud Eaay ograph Plate* in fifteen colors. lias received the Price-list estates.Springfield (Mass.) Union. which, as they contain no curative qualities, PERFECTLY CURED. to both parties, they say. unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men of as tills one. for 1882. can afford only temporary relief, and ara rBICX, #1. UQITDOR DRY, SOID BY DKTJCGISTS. our country Gen. Grant writes The beat book We are also reliably informed that kissing Ur Dry can be sentby mail. sure to deceive and disappoint the patient. on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishon Free to any address upon KIDNEY-WORTt the forehead or the chin is a cold VVJ5LLB,BICHABDSOHtoCo .BurlinctonT Wiley, of Cincinnati, says A much needed book Diseases of the throat and lungs demand The Tea Gown, A application. Containsde- and one of immense value." Chicago Interior sort of thing and not largely indulged in active aud effective treatment and it is dangerous A London medical journal says: "The ja1-i I 9-, book of standard and substantial value," Chicaro -38. rit'^in-h scriptions of everything to experimenting with unknown and S byjieople of good taste. The cheek, if 'ton,1 Adianct: "No other book contain* as full aid custom now is among ladies of I ilinke & Bertrand, cheap medicines, from the great liability that required for Personal or Family use, noltoo hard is understood to be very arcurate account of the Indiana," Cktcajro Tr&unt wear a tea gown, which, it may be explained portrayr superiodr the Inue Jus these diseases may, while so trifled with, It reads like a romance,vand is fa to an* This I the Kinso Ea-w Ilachlnes. I with over 2,200 illustrations. We sell fair kissing ground but good judges vmdI become deeply seated or incmable. Use for the unitiated, is nothing book ever published on the subject." Th Chtctun RELIABLESELF-CURE Bawa off a 2 foot log I 2 minutes. P'f" have very generally agreed upon the a ll goods at wholesale prices, in /rt/ AYFK'S CHERRY PECTORAL, and you may more than an elegant form of dressing 20,000 I use. The cheapest machine lips as ottering superior inducements. confidently expect the best results. It is a quantities to suit the pmchaser. The 999'AGEHTS SS^-atstt Dealers in gown, the whole afternoon, and even made, and ally warranted. Circular free standard medical preparation, of known and If his mouth is not too large or his A favorite preset iption of one tba only institution ia America who make GROCERIES, READY when enfamille, to dine in it As its Pnltad States Manufacturing Co.. Chicago, III. most noted and successful specialists In the S, acknowledged curative power, and is as girl's mouth too small, or if his girl's (now retired) for the cure of Xcrvoum ItebitUth this their special business. Address I will mall a copy~ cheap as its careful preparation and fine waitine thousands! It is th* opportunity of a life. use usually enables the wearer to dispense MADE CLOTHING, HATS Z*st3Iahood,Weakn'jmsi\i(lM:cttv. Seal mouth is not too large and his toosmall, ime for nptd money making I Remember, sew ingredients will allow. Eminent physicians, New Book, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO?, with the corset, the hygienic value In plain sealed envelope/Vee. Druggists tan fill Pst-oflIce address, and six cents -wk =uperbl illustrated, immense demand, excla. perhaps the young man who wants the knowing its composition, presenile it in their CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," of the tea gown is apparent. It has Address DR. WARD & CO Louisiana. Mo. ive terrtor\ an4 Special rcrms Send for iUon an 9*7 sad 9 Wabash Arccne, Cbicairo. TM practice. The test of half a centurv has Times' advice had better stick to the FREE, to any person who willg,^,,-,-^,^ 'ated r-ulars with full particulars, to been stated that some ladies wear corsets LADIES' AND proven its absolute certainty to cure all pulmonary Sawin fclade a$y. lips. If there is anything sweet in a I?"iT.2:8 ft. NCTTUrOW A CO., *IeagQ, IB, stamps to pay postage. -JU even beneath the tea gown, but complaints not already beyond the tn ProvidencPe of fcod, kissand doubtless there ishe will GENTS* UNDERWARE, To any one suffering with CONSUMTION". reach of human aid. The Few IraproT^d i JOTFULgKewsOHM they are in a small minority. If the tea XHJ^tJDATAftH, aoR SOKE THROAT? A find it there. 'nt.'h?eui nfrmation^in. uTsBook ftmncg Mb sm fr Boys Gins tl gown be the pioneer of other garments HIT S55S??'9 1 NOTIONS, *o., &c., & Youn and A \CW La Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., J?i^ nianiy.useful 'VaDrnOS Just Hteated tot the*. which may expunge corsets from the save lh P Address. for Home use Highest market pricepaid for Is Hv cheapest and 6r PB.S.B. WOLFE, IMgaW^l&etMatno, Texas claims a goose 65 years old, list of ladies' clothing, it should indeed IAnd Practical and Analytical Chemists, A boy sixteen }M.r* I Ire* and 8csoU Sawing, TunueiSL but it is a suspicious claim. Where was produce. cunaawlogs' an* cn saw logs/&w #a, be welcomed." nrOBPlflHS Hnblt Bering, IrUling,OruiUng 1 ousfcibL? Lowell, Mass, Smi on urn trial & 'TCutting, IVcefatotSOT^ that goose during the war? cored in10to30days Tenyearse. postal for niustmed Catalog* lajrindBl^tt, sada radical v^t^H^UUmmi IslalL SLEEPY EYE MINN. iwd A eeotsfor ICOpages. WM and full puticatars AOl tabltsfatd 10M cured. Write statiarM.Pa.sUata. M4(onp. BMtbytBtU. CbealNsfaa, a0WX, tawaii, KsarahXafhUiac Ot,,IM Qutacy, Mica ECQUST05 TB17H C0WflttHl .1 it.,... xt^fLj*.! f nf? WM*? ~*M 1. -~X v/24^5^ Mltfall