^?2#~ T-t i -*4a-rv: course of time it came his turn to pray WIT AHD fljJMOB, TAKE IT! READ T] *i Scientific, States, r&fa IRS. LYDIA E.FHHW, OF LYNN, MASS., PrE* ttOUTE THROUUH THE GOLDEN NORTH in class meeting.. Not being used to Pure thorium, so far as ^Nelson's Tho girl who i9 caught by a masher speaking in public, of course he was t^|EST IS THE experiments go, shows a specific gravity o,Milwa^ecan St.PaulRailway. loves not wisely but too swell. veryr much embarrassed. This is the THE BEST very nearly 11.00 and an atomic volume subject of his prayer: 'Oh, Lord, Thou Dogs are more hardy than men. They of 21.1. Giver of all good things, look down UHIUU can go without their pants in Winter. Typhoid fever in Paris seems to bear ^f**T**- OF ALL with pity on poor people. You are rich In spite of protests the waltz still a pretty constant relation to the sanitary LINIMENTS! and can spare them plenty to eat while FACTS forme FARMER! holds its own. Love rules the whirled. {&!> conditions of the dwellings occupied ITS C500 MILES OF FIRSTtCLASS on earth. Send every one of them a RAILROAD tneftERCHAHT!? by the afflicted. The first big fish storyThat of MARKETS fcr full barrel of flour, plenty of lard and a %^ade Tli-^ugh Routes between the terminal pointsOTallthe ^eavy lines shown on this mapv Jonah. Honey, after it is clarified, Herr E. side of bacon, a ham or so and a pound --t"-' MISCELLANY fir ths MECHANIC! 5rr Myhus has discovered, can be kept Bugle trimmings are recommended of butter. Send each one of your starving, from fermenting or losing itsflavorby WISDOM for tlieir WIVES' for a windy day. FOB MAN ANB BEAST. hungry creatures a barrel of sugar, adding to it about 1 per cent, of formic a barrel of salt, a barrel of pepperoh, How are you?" asked a New Yorker. CHATS for ttar CHILDREN! acid. For more than a tbirdof a century tho hell, that's too much pepper Allien.'" "Bene!" leplied the Bostoniau. Mexican Mustang Liniment hasbeen I r*rt Wines made from j,he wild oranges ~-C'enfermllt (.1/rf.) Record. known to millions till over the world I The first "wail of despair" must have of Florida are alleged to have greatly Only $1.15 Per Annum. tlie only safe reliance for tlie relief ofJ been when Jonah was swallowed. accidents and pain. It is a medicine I piized therapeutic properties. The Detecting Counterfeits. above price and praisethe nest or I manufacture of tnese beverages- is very Tho man who travels under an alias kind. For every foiin of external pain! It is a good rule in receiving bank the simple. may boast that ho has made a naraefor Send for Sample Copy. Address notes to carefully examine the general MEXICAN himself. As to the convulsing nature of curare appearance of the note, the geometrical PIONEER PRESS CO.. M. County states that it is not only a Nothing can now prevent the Indians lathe work, shading of the letters, ruling paralyzing but also primarily a convulsing St. Paul, Minn. Irom breaking out. They have learned engine work, vignettes, and solid print, poison. Nor is it merely a how to make buckwheat cakes. MustangLiniment is without an equal. carefully noting whether they compare It penetrate* flesh and muscle to peripheric poison it to a certain degree with standard work. The ink, printing A bonnet this reason, in order to be the *ery bonemaking the continuance affects also the nerve centers. of pain tmd inflammation impo I and paper must be considered.. The ot any account, must have five contrasting :FIS,QS^GUR.E RO Ether spray, in the practice of Dr. sible. Its effects upon Human Flesh el LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S charter number appears on all bank colors to correspond with the changing the Bruto Cri'ation are equally womloi CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. McColganan, has not only immediately notes issued since 1875. All national colors on the face of the man who Jul. The Mexican BestCough Syrup Tastes good. tSJ VEGETABLE C0MP0TO1). relieved facial neuralgia, but has effected Use in time. Sold by druggists. BJ MUSTANG bank notes are signed by F. E. Spinner, ioots the bill. a permanent cure. The intense cold Treasurer, prior to 1875. All genuine She went into a shop to buy some toilet a a Positive Cure produced is consideied to have acted notes of the United States Treasury bear soap, and while the shopman was for all llioae Painful Complaints and W(kknwM on the affected nerve so as to have produced check letters. A. B, C, or D, and are acmo toour best female population. 5 30 8-i expatiating ou its merits about made a complete change in the nutrition Liniment la, needed by somebody ii Jtwillcuie entirely the wont form of Female Complaints, numbered consecutively, commencing up her mind to purchase, but when he every house. Every day bi ings new and its action. all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera inot, life is wet ping bv, and with 1, thus: A is 1 B. is 2 3 and the agony of an awful scald or bar said it would keep off chaps she said antiou, Fulling and Displacements, and the consequent Idarebufore jou flu, sonnthing Dugong-oil, which is yielded by An examination of which, and referencetothe latest Atlas of the country, will show that this subdued, of rheumatic martyrs i or a number, which is divided by she didn't want that kind. Spinal Weakness* and Is particularly adapted to the mighti anlublim leave behind 4. The Business Men's. Tourists' and Health-Seekers''* Bonanzah, herbivorous cetacean of the waters of stoied, or a valuable horse or ox I teWta,aa4 1, will show the number to be even. to onqui time $G& week in Change of I.lfe saved by tho healing power ot this The colored preacher who was shot Australia and the E istern Archipelago, As it is the DUl LINIMENT jour own town. 5 outfit Iree It will dissolve and expel tumors from the nterna In D131KCT and, in most CAMJS the ONLV ROLTE tp the trreat and leadin BCS1SE8 BUSINESS cram*. Genuine bank note3 are usually printed W HiuALTH AND PLEASURE ltsdTS of No risk Kvtrj thing new Capi- at Chattanooga, the other night, while has all the medical qualities of cod-Hver-oil, an early stage of development. The tendency to can on paper of good quality, though tal required. Wc will mi- jou \erjt nir NOJITIIEM ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. Tlm ex i oils humors there Is checked very speedily by Its use stealing potatoes, had been trying to without the reptilsive taste and Mam are makinct fortunes. Liuhcsmake as innch FuWe varying much in thicknesssome being Map Jt'a-ciiiovesfalntness, flatulency, destroys all craving ffiVtT^ot"1 live on a salary of two dollars per week. as men iu boys and gills make great pay. Rta !ith1' odor and the tendency to decay. The anml quite thin. It is not impossible for for stimulants, and relieves weakness of tho stomach. der jou want a b.ieines* at which you can A preacher can't stand an empty dose is the same in quantity as cod-liver-oil. PAL&.T1AL SL.SEP3NC AND DRAWING-ROOM CARS It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. which speedily cures Such ailments of counterfeiters to procure a good quality make gnat pay ill th time, write for particulars stomach any better than other folks. i the HUMAN FLESH as toti BALLET & Co.,Portland, Maine Nov ^9 General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indlgestion, of paper, yet counterfeits usually have a SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, 0Sfifas}E','erFur,"sl|e4 Agents SS0O Rheumatism* Swellings, fUiff According to Mr. H. C. Hovey, each 5* Tirst oun man"Well, did you smooth greasy touch, while the genuine at**Wil Joints, ontracted Muscles, Burns At e^ervconsidercJileYAl' That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight CHICAQO. KU.WAV- female ovster is estimated to contain ST KtB AM) make the acquaintance of that strange and Scalds, Cuts, lirulses and A|,nAMA4 note has not, "but will cleave to thofino-ers. ou wil k&vu taarrirllMS) and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its use. Sprains, Poisonous Bites and from 1,000,000 to 10,000,000 eggs, of NO-HALLS, an4 tho tStt ,il O .1 fthl 3011 were raving over?" Second 5 bl-If The paper, though important fn It will at all tiroes and under all circumstances act In lure*. Roth V.rlo ftew T^tKmvnl ARrffPS UUiinT.fl world Stings, Stillness, Xnmeness Old ?orshee & McMackin,Cincinnati O rVJUUl^n^jJiEiJ which not a tenth can be said to be \i M^^F^aric^ssr8trceo ditto"Yes, followed her home." First harmony with the law* that govern the female system. IK tr, Ii 1 -Thf i !"^misr^nw Sores, Ulcers. Frostbites, Chilblains. question, is not infallible, and it will not Lnio i 1*9aRaff -eri-* etjjtt TUirdVreet-,onoppositedMerchant's th ol site CanalHotel Madiaon and Adams Streets. AT?rr.ri4}i talized in the course of nature. But |ov 30 83 For tho cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and 3*oung man"How did she strike you?" QitTOss as. Oand do to rely too much upon the quality. indeed every form of external disease. Compound is unsurpassed. he is of opinion that by a proper system AGENTS WANTED FOR THE BOOK a^rt no Second ditto- "She didn't at all she Mree*. eorasr All notes in the United States are now I heals without sears. T.YDIA. E. PIVK11AMS VECETABI.E COMPOUND of oyster-1arming fully one-half of the got her big brother to do it." l For the BBUTE CREATION it ures printed on fibre paper, the fibre consisting is prepared at 233 aud 2.15 Western Avenue. i. lU.'HgLL-l i J..^ -F,T AgentsM Dnlon ^oppositeMerclianf|M CBARUB TROMPfOir jtt CH Ticke D^Frfoot ?r SibliiStrSsT' Sprains, Swiniiy* Stiff Joints, young may be matured to that stao-o TREASURE OF SONG Lynn, Mass, Pi ice $1. Six "bottles for $5 Sent by mail Tn 1 et Agents its A CHANI)LiKOearal aswt iiStlaal of silk threads which are in and form A. well-proportioned woman should Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Iietses, a\M i i -Ticket (iR.cesat S Pawenger Depot \Va\hinjrtoa and Tl when they can take care of themselves. Third Ares South A in the form of pills, also in tlm form of lozenges, on Cltj'W"IA a part of the substance. The government Foot Rot, Screw Wor m, Scab,! I5EKLIN UtlKitTic'. AgtiU and No so 7 Meollet Home SOOTT, have a body six times as long as her TlekatAsans. receipt of price, $1 per box for either Mrs. Pinkham "Seed oysters" are between 1 Uollow Horn, Scratches, YYliid-j are now also manufacturing the S S rlERRlLL. "''Ji.nwBr ForthellOIilE rilUlE. AMIMOIIDK feet. This, according to a Detroit acchitect Sails,Sores, A. V. H. CAMPKNTER, WllW.saiYWsstAasa*. freelyanswers all letters of inquiry. Bend for pamphlet. Spavin, Thrnh, Blni(loue, thru1)) fxi vlr and 2 years old, and those known as 3 0O beet belf vtd m note paper, having two silk threads Address as above. Mention thit Paper Id Poll vil, Film upon who claims to know, was tho "saddle rocks" require four years lealm ofIui Uim cost 8 7! Here, 'AJb'.l^ JNJ^W JELMA9 OUKMECT the Sight and every other ailment' whioh extend the whole length of the old Giecian rule, and, as no man can $2.5 N book like it No' on petition' Sale Ho family should b i bout I ""TOA B. PINKHAM'S to attain their high commercial to which the occupants of tlie. note, one a red, the other blue, which, is IMMENSE' Eminent cili/.tn iv tre out with a tape-line and measure away, Proves beyond any reasonable question that the I TVER PILLS. 'ln"y co i t'\ ntloa. biliousness, Stable aud Stock Yard are liable. value. CRSASO & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y ry of plta=ure foi tveiy home"O II Tiffiny, are discernible by holding the note to and torpidity ot the l.ver. 26 co. t., per box. The Mexican Mustang Unlinsnt, tho women are safe. 11 ''A perfe tmal lof eMJtllt ncenndcht ap always cures and never disappoints, JKW bold by all Drugfiiets. -g3# the light. These the counterfeiter has n88." A Pdty, 1) 'bull of genii'" A Philadelphia man who lost his lelt and it is, positively, trims"F Robbin-, 13 J "I like it,' -W. endeavored to imitate by drawing two For the Family Scrap Book. thumb and forefinger in a planing mill THE BEST H. Donne, Mus Doc 'It meets real us Is bvall oCi'U the best road for jott to .ake when traveling in either direction between parallel lines on the surface. This will PARKER'S Ripe tomatoes will remove ink or other hold want"-A J. Got din, 1) Its contt nt has had \eiv good substitutes for them Chicago find a!! of the Principal Points in tbo West, North and Pfsrtiwast. be found in the counterfeit UnitedStates will brint* genial nnhini to the home"I'nn stains from the hands made of rubber. There is a fortune in HAIR W-F Sherwin, I have ejwimined tin"* Mimpwi OF ALL silver certificates. Kerosene will soften leather hardened BALSAM. i volume with great delight "J. Vincent his misfoilune. All no need do to get Carefully oxx-ainc tlrs Map. The priuclpal Cities of theVTast and Northwest are 8Utious ou this Water and sky, when done with the LINIMENT It should be in everj household tne by water, and render it as pliable as. iicl is to h'ue himsolf out to tack down road. Ui. t.h- Aiqh tiuiu^ make close uiuuections lit the trains of all railroadsat junction points 1 md Pror Cae- THREE MILLION ruling engine, cannot be successfully new. A perfect dress' carpets. HOMES w.intit, he te it is a grand chance to ing,elegantly per imitated. It is rare to see fine vignettes To heal cut fingeis with rapid, coin monev Sample paes, Ac KREb Address fumed and harm- Have jou ever before been punished HUBBARD BROS, Chicago, III on counterfeit notes* yet* many very wrap them in a cloth saturated wit] less. Removes by the lawP" asked an Austin justice of |5 83 dangerons imitations have been produced. i dandnifT. restores alum-water. a colored culprit, "Yes, I called a man natural color and But, however perfect, a counterfeit FOB HA2T OS BEAST. To keep tinware nice and bright PENSIONS'lionsClnrl prevents baldness a liar, and I had to pay a fine." "Is forScldi rs\ ilows PirenW cannot be the same as the original W ciriu and fl scour it every two-or.three weeks with and iren Any ili.eis that the only time you have come in she* at draggM*. or genuine. A iwound injt entitle* kill finely-sifted coal ashes. jjn~ conflict with the law?" "Now dat vcr appropriated and work lUBSSTOtf Theji there is the geometrical lathe Inn force doubled Prompt work and homes made happv Fe To clean willow furniture use saltand speaks ob hit, jedge, I bleeves I was in fro Apply now VV dOWSt re married now entitled durtntr work. AU^esigns, such as circles, ovals, COLOGHE. water, and apply with a poarse widowhood Greats ic esb in INCREASE cases BOUNTY -TME vie penitential for ten \eahs, if I disremember and Back Pay and Discharges procured Oesirters entitled to squares, etc., and upon whioh the brush, and dry thoroughly. folrInven niyseli. ill dues under new laws f% JL TBMTtt denomination is usually placed, composed An exquisitely fm- ors Land WnrranlsjTt\ I Bil I O procured Machine grease may be removed from weekl crrat perfume with bought and sold Thc"WORLD& SOL,DIER. It was election time, and little Glynn of a net-work of fine lines crossing wash goods by dipping the fabric in exceptionally lasting piper) Sample^copy free Send stamp for lull instructions, properties. heard much talk about men who were blinks Si bounty tabic N- W FITZCERALD & CO.. each other at such angles and distances cold rain-water and soda. tension Pat-nt &. I and Att Washington, C' 86 and 15 cento. ninning for office. One day, his mothet PARKER'S as to produce the desired effect is called To remove tar rub 'thoroughly.with Jan,15 83. noticing him run from one place to the geometrical lathe, a wonderful as clean lard, and then wash with soap is now made for tl fourth year end GINGER TONIC mother, aked "What are you placing well as beautiful machine. The patterns and warm water. This may be applied John sc'i'i tze & tlacdniiald. has a record of unqualified pucce-^. now, (ilvnn'" He replied, "Oh, I" am l'nliii% uiVFurnishing lloa produced by the lathe are ot every conceivable to either the hands or clothing. riij not plying at all, I am running for oflice It was the first made and liss been variety of form and shape. The Kitchen tables may be made as white As Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates of the Northwest fine lines is the characteristic of this Yvought to perfection while competing This delicious combination of Ginger Buchu, as snow if washed with hard soap and 155 EAST THIRD S S PAU Mandrake, btillingia and many oilier of the best description of engraving and in the genuine Howilj, Sam, how is )on?" "Midhn, and imitating machines have been wood ashes. Floors look best scrubbed (h stand) Halt us Frimers. vegetable remedies know n. cures all disorders of note can be traced throughout the midlin, Jerrv, how is it with you?" with cold water, soap and wood ashes. the bowels, stomach, liver, kidnejs and lungs, &xs made for only one or two ison Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers design, never breaking or losing itself The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. "Smiilaiitj thank jou Sam." "Similantj Tea stains and many fruit stains may and some of them aro ad*ut -ed dat 1-. a new word broke out in Dncctions foi niesisimnpr Shirts and Ladle*' in another line, or having any irregularity Jit you are suffering from Female Complaints, be removed with boiling water pour Gai nients sent on apitlit mon Mi 2 this year for the fii*t time. Nervousness, akefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia whatever. The line is usually white, our neighborhood dis morning, and it is the water through the stain in order to age or any disease or infirmiiv, take P"rker's It ue small inexpensive 'id, on black or green ground, or sometimes prevent it from spreading through the ketching everybody got it. Take dat Ginger 1 onic It \till strengthen biain and body red, but may be a black, green or red never fails to bind oven buiidio ana and give ou new life and vigor. material. word similainV home and have her lOO DOLLARS on white. In the counterfeit engraving is the LIGHTEST BHAlOdT, stuffed." To make good starch, mix with cold Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Ionic CHICAGO & Nj3Rte^v^StJSSX-EAXLWA] the design is engraved upon the plate or fot a future to help or cure MOST DURABLE AM) BLSr water and add boiling water* until it "Protoplasm," remarked the professor, and fail-, in various ways. First, it is THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. and ,izec at dealer jn dm)". _Lartre vuiinjS lwNviug thickens then add a dessert spoon of Send for ula to llisco\ & Ibi FINISHED MACHINE in the "is composed of carbonic acid, water impossible to produce the perfect line as Over allUs Pr m-ipilji tea, ni-s eicU *j.y duly St in VJ four 5r m)id fa*t ex- i sugar and a small piece of butter. This and ammonia, in which compound market. in the genuine, and the effect to the eye ilitt jaiy rji H'j-t Voitu yr S \zhiv st of Cn-ciKo tat ones the makes a stiff and glossy finish equal to the water largely predominates. To We continue to Any one who buys the will be more or less dull or sunken in Imqerial Paloa Dining Cars. PPEKINO new. actassolicitorefor what conclusion does this lead?" The appearance as well as having a scratch\ avoids every chance of tiouhjo BINDER patents, caveats, A few drops of hartshorn put into a pupil was a boy, and not easily staggeied. look. The design will also be darker oi trade-marks,' copyrights, etc. for or failuie in the harvest. the oal| jo-ii. Mini runs Pullman bleeping Cars North or Northwest of Chicago. Ithasov little water will clean a hair brush nicely. He answered: "It leads to the the Umted States, and to obtainpatents light in spots, as the lines are sometimes 0 MILEb OV ItO YD ll forim aiuon^ otncis the foiling Trunk Lines If very dirty, use a little soap also. conclusion that dad never takes any in Canada, England, France, MANUFACTb^CD QY onnail l.lniTr, VtAorudo nnd California Ltnc Winona Minnesota ^Central Dakota heavier and sometimes lighter, as well After cleaning rinse in clear water, tie Germany, and all other countries. protoplasm in his'n." lArilliazn Beerm g. loiix it tV, N( i!li\vttiin Ntljraska Line, Chicago' St. Paul & Mi neapolie Line, as the spaces between are sometimes Tlmty-six years* practice. No a string around the handle, and hang it Ll-in, lt-ktiTd lrtH.por t Dubuqin, Line, Milwaukee, Gruenbay A Luke Superior Un wide and again near together, being irregular A good and sufficient reason is what charge for examination of models or drawings. Jim Km alley, i*it i tc &, J) udwuod Line WaukuHhtt, Madison & Northern Line* up to dry. in size aud sometimes broken. every man ought to have for bis conduct. CHICAG O. Advice by mail iree. Ticket-. o\u thit road ire oln 1 all coupon ticket agents in the United States and Canadas To remove the stains of French shoepolish, Patents obtained through us are noticed in Second, it is impossible for the counterfeiter It we cannot have quite that, Kunembu ai titk lukets MU this road, be sure over it,and take nonether, either from woolen or cotton ^%rriro the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has Hanufttctarer n*o of to produce 2 designs exactly alike. then let us have the next thing to it, ri L.WINO, OLii'lbuiioiliitemldir, Chicago. II. STENNET, Gen 1 Pass Agent, Chlcigo. the largest circulation, and is the most influential goods, wash the spot with tallow soap Th? leering light Eeape?, The Ucerh^ As the counterfeit is engraved by hand w. ii nEiDEMAx uameh, a reason which is perfectly satisfactory newspaper oiitskmd published in the AGENT, NEW ULM, MINN. and let it stand an hour or so then wash and separately it is impossible to produce to ourselves. For instance, and The kader Reaj-sib. vrorltT. The adA antages oi puch a notice reiy in clean water and afterward proceed as BUTTER COLOR^ 2 exactly alike.On examinaton of the genuine patentee understands "Close up, bow close up!" .said a colmel 3 'mmicrm' HI i 'a ii ii ii mi i with any soiled article. This large and splendidly illustrated newsP'ipoi bill the designs of the geometrical to his legiment. "If the enemy Iff/ is published \i EKICI/X at?3.20 a ear. Eggs may be kept in good order for lathe work will show the beautiful clear were to (ire on jou when }on are straggling nnd is admitted to be tho best papenade\ oted six months by dipping them into warm raised impression produced by the correct along that wa\. 'they wouldn't to wienco, mec&amf vn\ entions, enfineeimg tallow, and after they cool packing them and regular lines in the engraving. Gives Bftter the kill a single man ot you Close up!" L. works, and other departments of industrial Ut-edged color the yyar roaud. The larpest Batter Bayers reoommend.ite nst* !.'DO! in saw dust cover with sawdust and Jousand3 ol Dairyr Sometimes the whole face of a note except piogiess, published 11 any country Single snylTIrt PERFECT* Useabyallthe best Creameries. Awarded thelaten MtioualDlnlomantK Dull Fair, Ask vour drnKKlBtormcrp]] A little Alabama girl, three years old, wiif toaskwtet It la.wj make as nearly air-tight as possible, copies by mail, 10 cp,ntp. Sold by nil newsdeal tt the vignettes and dies will be tinted. it coats. wtioji^PBlt wh-r to pet It. WELUB{ RICH Aft on going to the window early one very eis. and put away fn a dry, cool place. The tint is composed of fine curved MfJfOHLtf THlS)fTHE^flRST^Ai Address, Munn & Co., publnheis of Scien toggj morning, cried out, "Oh, come or looped lines running across the whole *mc Amencan, 261 Broadway, New lork. here and look, mamma! The sky is all face of tho bill. A gentleman living on John street ffcyiiliook about patents mailed free. rammed down to the ground." A-ain may still, in moht HSUS, patented by us Bern, paid his grocery bill on Monday all in BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are when watching the cook skin some Genuine bank notes are always printed ipposlti'the S 'fttent Office, and eng icotl pennies, there being 6,200 of them, a a certain cure ftr all diseased THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. PATENT UUSINif SLXCLUSIVkLY, we squirrels, her mother called to know with great care. The plate'is covered 6 water-pail more than full, weighing 47 'eqnirlng a complete tonic: especially cine iteiitsin Ie- limetb in tho^e wlio ire what she was doing, she replied, "I am with ink, which is then carefullywiped MERIDEN, CONN. mete Mom Waslnr {tun and who mi *tdepend up pounds in all. The grocery man indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent MERCHANTsL!l -eeing cook peel these cats!" off, except what remains in the on the tnailfrin ah tjans.ictlonB with the Paten For the "kicked" at hiving to take the coin, Fevers, Want of Appetite, Oftice. lines of the engraving The engraving For the "I hupe you will excuse my stupiditv, but he received them and turned them Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, When Inventors* e' modelor sketeh we mak is then taken with a powerful press. SKl doctor," said a woman to an Arkansas ^i^e Tor tho wMrch in the Patei. i iiliceand adM^e istoitipa*eitibilitj into the bank. The next day he was ere. Enriches the blood, strengthrns Should any irregularity appear on the FKEi.oiM HAHOT Coi re-po itnci ooti layvc rown by physician whose professional skill had skirmishing around among the stores in tho muscles, and gives new QileiitiHl, prices lo and SO CHARGE 'LNL^S TAHDARD POCKET CUTLERY, note it is immediately canceled, and not been visited on the husband, and who the vicinity to get enough pennies to 'He to the nerves. Acts like "*TLNTlSOBT\if B.D. et Il.imliomo Illustrated Catmloae auisl Rani Register FREE TO AU.. issued. Thus all genuine notes have a had called again to investigate the condition We refer to Hon. stmasterGenemlD Kc\ make change with. charm on the digestive organs -1 .dies' Scissors nnd In Erasers. 3IEIICIIANTS, ^^R^.TH&SONS.SEEDGROWERS,PHILADELPHIA.I.l^TETRADRFOSCARDSBUSINESRYOUSUDSEN clear and bcautitul impression, which is .ev 1 Powder, I olhcialsin the U. S Patent i of the patient, "but I really amoving all dyspeptic symptoms ^i i D'-v: Make all styles of Office, indespeci ilh ,o our clients in e\eiySttt :TEE PENS. verv unusual tor a counterfeit. The ink didn't think "Your husband is such as tasting the food, Belching of the Union and In .n.tda. For special tefeieu Herr von Gossler, Prussian Minister used in bank-note printing gives a clear 'es, tei niSjU'lMce, & A Idress much better this morning, madam." "rat in the Stomach, Heartburn of Education, has issued a circular ordering impression, without any smutty appearance. The only Iron Preparatu A $now Ac ro., i4of Pu'entAajustableQufllActlonReiorroirren, i Use Lawrence "I say doctor," continued the confused that all the boys in the higher Opposite Patent office, Waf-h The green ink, and also that used i"HC A "tio,'' audwJlmailsamplegrossonrecelptoff3. woman, "that I don't know how to excuse i Hat -vv ill not blacken the ted or schools of the country shall be made to PEOPLE WHO LIVE thefor the numbering of United States ESBHK my stupidity. I gave him 'headache. Sold by all Iirt-j:v play games. For some time public notes, is with great difficulty produced along the line ol and ne ir to the old SI H\UL wrong medicine." opinion in Germany has been much exercised -t $1.00 a bottle. SIOUX CITY RAILROAD *nil us vaiiou* by the counterfeiters. The ink usually about the physical condition of A little girl came very near to her Branch Lines, now apirtof the Bl*-iWV CHEWrilj CO* used by them for printing counterfeits whole lino of Pmc w'U be sold by the trade. the boys they weie good scholars, but mother one morning, saying, "Which l,ists furnished to dealers on application. 15a 1* iitl r, i\ has a heavy, dull look while the numbering iraw listless, inactive, unenterprising, often the worst, mamma, to tell a lie or i "*m Pf i.' i i has a bricky appearance.Milwaukee i i i ule appallingly short-sighted A remedy stealP" The mother, taken by surprise, kpoli^ & On^l^h, Iiiie iTftTSOr!S Wisconsin." t is to be sought, not only gy mnastics, leplied that both were so bad she DIAMOND know that this is the short and quick Line to ah but in cricket and iootball and other couldn't tell which was the worse. points in Centeal and Western Mi^ouri to ill The Original Judge Lynch. outdoor games requiting -kill agility. "Well," said the little'one, "I've been points in Kansas, Nebri^ki, Colorido Tex..s CATARRH Who the original Judge Lynch was It is a vv ise ruling. Cilifornii, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, an thinking a good deal" about it, and I've hat thin is the Ottlff Line belwiem JHlmeoi if such a personage ever really existed For COUGHS, COLDS, SORB THROAT, BROflCHlTtS, ASTHMA, PNIU- concluded it's worse to lie than to steal. aicH the South WeU, REMEDY, is a mystery. The earliest date assigned MONIA, CONSUMPTION, DlMSittOf THROAT, OHEST AND LUNCS. If you steal a thing you can take it back 1 HlUt UGH 7 GREAT LI Ml* to this exhibition of a developed HM alwftyv been one of the. siHFACULT?.r\Inpprtsnx^oiTHROA1tmos less you've eaten it, and if ypu've eaten weapons wielded or the MEDICAX of the popiuousMlsSournTIdTei, namely "iron conscience" is, according to tho I sSfrirAfer it you can pay for it. But"and there A Positlvu Cure lor Catarrh of nil Sioux City, Cmmneil Omv I biudi It ii Instantaneous) in k.flV "Galway Council Book," the year 1198, was a look of awe in the little face"a St. Jtneph, *flrMe Ltartn BBONOH1TI8. ABTHMA, SOBE and Permanent In Heult. Cur-H at nr.v fcarl/iand fmutatiV ty JONSOMPTlo?f inlfs ineTpient and avinel states,and sJIdlseases of ^eTHKOATjOHESi when an Irishman in municipal authority lie is forever." Ma -e of the diHeast H.13 cured cases so terrible* C!tj It dlroad, now knowi 'X\v St mlfcSioux (onsW compounded as in the TOLU. ROCK sjini and LU^GS, butit never been to advantaceo E that bones carae from the nose in the county of Galway, and named, as the WetterH IttrUion oi the Cincag/, & diffuire iitlninlant and tonic to build np the. Sir Andrew Aguew having for some ItYE. its soothing Balsamic properties aflotaad Dr. Evorj's UUmond Catarrh remedy James Lynch, hanged his own son out Paul Minne ipohsfc Omnn.i Line, W al-o tlie /i time been pestered by an impertinent is mild aud pleasant an rdin^ immCJiato nurt Itirect t.ite trom ential mdWtxttin Mi 83stem after tue cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price fLOO. of a window for desppi\jijg,and murdering Iteliei and prompt cur in all cisesot Catarrh, intruder, it was one" day remarked to nesota, Wes' ei low a, usot JSibia^ki and tl CAUTION! strangers, "without martial or common Influenza, Hay Fever Bronchitis. SouHi-West to tho baronet that this man no longer appeared it will lemove Polyp anil etfeuually enro law, to show a good example to ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS watery and Pui ulent Discharges I out the Ilea I in his company, and he was asked MEDIO '""Ii artlcie-theKenulne has a,Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, wMsli posterity." Another ancestral derivation and Thnnr, nnd Foetid, Sickening Breath pe Ayer's how he contrived to get rid of hiui. Imd the entne North and North- VVeht, and to tl permit^" be Sold by bruncimtm, vow SSMI DsMlora Sv^rrwsMN, fectly lesto-e impaired Smell, Ta3te and Iltarnif: is to be found in one Ly nch, who, Lumber Districts l,i-y/jKounectioii*nare ol Norther Wiioiisiii. "In truth." said the baronet, "I was mide with th relieve Headache, BreaV up Colds in the Head, mr WITHOUT SPBOlAI. TAX OR MOMISjL .11 St. about 1687, was sent to America to suppress btientnen the Voice und Fy*s 1 ariff, rejrn ato obliged to give the chiel a broad bin'." .|erjt ie.s of the Chiciitco, St. Paul, I\l i The itit u, BOCK AND BYE CO., Proprietory 41 River ursoSn sa,dChicago* Chsaust.ae, piracy. As justice was not administered and Render (lear anrt Active every Organ of the SLAY Hair Vigor, An l-njrlitn Veienftury neapol.s&Onia^ line foi Northern and Ceitia "A broad hint!" replied the friend. "I Head and Throat Price, to cent"?. traveling in this ennatry. say* that awst or with much rigor or formality istiousln, and .or Chtcalo'aii ill points tai thought ho was one of those who could Horse nnd Cattle Fowiers sold here are worth., DIAMOND And the ru ming of trains ft so arranged that pah in the colonies, "owing to the difficulty a\tbatt Sheridan' Conditio less trash. He tha Sheridan's Condition not take a hint." -By my faith! but sengerb nom the Westoni Division of Vh liw Powder- are absolutelyj pare and twntansely ...v- i absolutely pare and twntansel of adhering to the usual forms of can hqve Iromoiie to on^and one half hours ue -_._ INVIGORATOR. r( lie was forced to take it," answered Sir valuable A tin... on trth til make hens lay Hke Sli^dai.^Orndrtjon ^vrfpr^ ^^Wg^ tetul to bu iness in St liiul il desired. law in the newly-fashioned territories," t/lphlt ivt,A.^wi tvervwhtre or sent by mail lor 8 letter-stamps. S. Jo.is^. & Co.. BOSTON. MAS*.. Andrew "for as the fellow would not IVIUK pirn go South oi South Westbesuro it is presumed that this Judge Lynch FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS Dr. Fvory Diamond Invigorator is 0 to o\er this Line I rough the teven big- 4,iti go out by the door, I threw him out of a ertect Blood Purifier, Amietizc and was empowered to proceed summarily and when jou go north, eist or north west, &* the window." Nerve Tonic. It makes a deUgiitti l, whole NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. OPIU Sawing Made Eas Ihrougrh St etui the iireat Railroad .im" against the pirates, and thus originated And nrORPMCTB Habit some drink, which Invigorates, Purifi es thegie.UNoiihwest. and Strengthens theenme s\stem It is related that the president of a cured In10 to30days.Tenyearse!- the term. The opinion which traces Two pasenge trains dally, St. Paul to Chics{. If is a most agreeable dressing, which Geneial Debility, Dyspepsia, Bilionsres tablished 10(10 cared. Write *tat bank in the Gunnison country had occasion the expression to a Mr. LjpcJi, founder through Llioy and Madison, with Pullman Pdi Cv The New Uapn. Torp a Live Indigesti ^enra gle and huimatid iDgcase. Du. AUssn, Qukicy, Micb is at once harmless and effectual, for pi eseiving Sleeping Cms or ench tram. to visit Denver and on his return of the town of Lynchburg, in Virginia, lONAstH L1C M.V Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Jlatnleno THROUGH TICKETS Absolutely Pure." the hair. It restores, with the 1 us a. Sick Headache ami kidney Complaints, met the porter ot the bank at the is entirely unsupported by any authority the eAasMi ed fcc it i" mv Ju bl Trice, 50 cents. Is. bov sixteen yr gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, depot and asked: "Well, James, has the beyond identity of name but it is er this route are on sale at all principal t-tatioiib osnsawkc*.n)#sR4i/ 3 A-Is your Ornssist for tlief Remedi fasdner absconded?" "No,fcir.""Burcurious Tin* pcwiler never \ai is A marveleconomical of pnrJty Be sure And buy a through ticket as th**y are pen to remember that so long ar light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep Situ on. tun tr^tl Ic^cmencs0. Morethan es ns. take noolli-r: or will s,_ii s'lenght and win erally cheaper: but if yon cannot get the tickei tstai for ianstT*a Cauiwgw cwnunjjM s^a*"' 'lar broken in?" "No, sir." "Bookkeeper as the reign of Richard II. there waif a Free c receipt pric e. black, as may be desired. By its use thin the ordinary kinds mid innot bj sold in Uls aad fntl partlcaars. ABBXTS JrAJJTI you dessie or the 'nfcrmation wanted about ite a^'^er.p i"e Pamphlets Free. been charged with embezzle- current doggerel distich. "First hang impetition with ihe mu Itmide of low tet, 1H rt connections, Ac, htjour home stfilon, write hair is thickened, and baldness often weight, ilum oi phosphate powdeii'. Sold onlv ment?" "_\o, sir." "Been a run on the r\- the undersiKued, and your letter will recen 's Diamond Remedies and draw then|hear the oauso by LycU *idd'. can6- ROWAL BAKINO POWDER Co 106 W.ill though not always cured. It checks falling promptattehtion. in OP EVEEY KMD CHEAPES TKAsT KTZB. T. W rtASDALK, Bo\ bank?" "No, sir." "Then everything Dpc 1 83 1C4 John St-ect N'-vr rU ford law." This may have been akin Str., N. nled F.B.CLARKK. ,l"General Agent, Bifies, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, of the hair immediately, and causes anew St. uii Minn is all right, eh?" "Yes, sir, except a to the historic "gibbet law of Halifax," Gen. Tramc Manager. Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, FREE! rumor around town that you had robbed giovvth in all cases where the glands are UPHOLSTERER, which was in practice down to tho protectorate, Knives, Razors, Skates, the bank of $50,000 and sailed for Hammocks, etc. not decayed while to brashy, weak, or but which, summary as was EI1STIC TRUSS Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. Europe." Muul'iKturei of firsfc'as-" pailo'* fam 11 ns RaiABlESELF-CURE the operation, was carried out bv reo-idarly-appointed otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality .GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, M. magistrates. and strength, and renders It pliable. "How shall tho American savage be It i op trim, Lambrequin*, Etc. PITTSBURGH, PA, AGEI9TS! for Gen. Dodge's new book, EMiosthsicap (ivilized?" is a question asked "by a lllon tb body, whO tfci nostaot2l swAsaoosssfnl specialists in tnaC.a. AM kind*, of iip'ioN'cied fnri-Ui tieitKi.pairl AGENTS press** hash tb* THOtTY-THREE TEARS AMONG writer in the Atlantic Monthly. There The VIGOB cleansed tltes&lp^cures and latsstniMJastusptMMWMtl E^s^^^^sw^xt^SS A Great Oity'a Growth.' whk tsYriatar.- With lkhl A LVBGE 8TO' OF LPHOLsTEIED OOODS ANII OUR WILD INDIANS are many ways. Teach him that it is prevents the formationof dandruff and, ifrssnmtbsJHsnuibhsldsecoral* fi^n^SSHnvslcpeiy.**. BsawtottcaaAU. Last year 26,170 new houses, covering yUKMTLKB AI.WA\ Kfcl'T ON HAND i fadkslcnrseertshi.. Illss mmj, danbk improper to eat with his knife, aud that ItTsnd n%kt and cars certain Ill by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing sMcssss. SmtbymaU. Circulars fiat. OuUus by mail piompily atten led to. Address DR. WARD A CO.. Uettea*. a length of eighty-six miles, were colored napkins should be used at the BQuLESTON TBUSS CO* Cblcwo,, (9 Int-oductioa by Gen. W. T. Sherman. Contains a properties, it heals most if not all of 4he built in the metropolitan police area of 453Wacouta,Cor.EightSt.,$T..PAUL. fruit end ot the meal, and not during WANTED! Ladies and Gentlemen,toengage truthful and graphic record of the author's observa* London, which now contains 4,788,657 humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, with us to sell several Uaeflal HMtwboM tions, thrilling: adventures and exciting experiences iho opening chorus Teach him not to KotFaIk Articles. Profits large. LatertoUgh*. during jears amonjr the wildest tnbes of the March 1 83 persons, the largest number, probably, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under 4 arrive at a reception until 9 o'clock, Exclusive territory sjiweau No cmnpetl. Great West Splendidly illustrated with Steel to send for ever packed within _fifteen miles of a KIDNEY-WOFfT ton. Terms liberal Circulars FREE. Addresa, and never to appear in a swallow-tail whieh conditions diseases of the scalp and Plates, Fine JSngravin^s and Superb Chrotno-Lith* LYON&HEALY low FALL common, center. Out of this multitude Hewitt Hannfket'g Co., Box 868, Plttsaargk, Pa^ fcgraph Plates in fifteen colors. lias received the during the afternoon. Tell him that it hair are impossible. unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men of twenty-three children and 154 adults Mea-List is bad form to drink ber before and c|F0R THE PERMANENT CURE OF our country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best book NEW CURE FOR Were entirely lost. Their disappearance fcrl882. State Monr** 8U..Chlcago. him1 on Indian and Frontier life ever written." Bishop absinthe after dinner. Alo send A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair CONSTIPATION. AT0 RUGS yS*",-ri Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: "A much needed book is one of the mysteries of London, WHii4jwp Hm to any uMif apoa to dancing-school, compel him to avonV rah"***** ear aid one of immense value." Chicago Interior/ A The VIGOR is incomparable. It is colorless, upOH which but little light is thrown by pie, and have him instructed in the art: ppllcatioav *^tnt***sn1r gMgagtaar tt*Ryff aiwaw baok of standard and substantial value." Chicago ^Si& af imnMiiMh Ospa, Beli,\ 8BnsJ5tt%W,9 Then JKo-fact that tifty-fonr bbdfes of persona contains neitiier oil nor dye, and will Sefaancei "No other book contains as full and of walking in tho English style. acripttons of avtrjthing raanM th oriel accurate account of the Indians.'' Chicago Tribune found dead and unknown were buried not soil white eambric. It Imparts an bang his hair, aud put a pair of eyeglasses E aav^Qastsvi It reads- like a romance, and is fir superior to any inquired for Pstaooal or FaamUy before identification. There were, three Sundry Bud Ootftta, AKO ALL TROUBLESOME VER141N. "mcrvoBBonttit. book evr pnbllshed on the subject" The Chicago agreeable and lasting perfume, and as a narticle and a white pln^ hat on him, AMalsorBMdSjSHd- wrUiOTeT2,OOiUnjtratiaBS. WoWll Inter Ocean' ""--*--*-"y It vividl portrays the Indian just times as many'people Willed in the I (CfciBf-M* starts. and you have your Indian as thoroughly &&g:* ^s~^g&&| fot the toilet it ,is economical and Jttfe.sar* qlcnnly and cheap. SampleFaekage, PC*N tl food. wbotcsMle pri^a, JOTTULKewaOUIBoyAand a tie it J' streets of London in 1881 as if cost to for 8b*\K 'vH.aiofcs AG?STrl WlSEB A*Hresr^ civilized as is the average white Iran. 999 AQEUTS Str^tt^ SIS unsurpassed in its excellence/ qnaaUtiea to suit tho pmdubiar. TW Tonng and 1 KEW IK. storm Arabi's position at Tel-el-Kebir, ar. tear, jo^wton, PtuaiBrsB. hick. VKNIION Just patentedforthem, w.uting thousands! It i? opportunity of a life, Prepared by Dr. Jf. C. Ayer & Co. only insritntinsj its Aaericft and ten times as many wouncled, the jspaJf wedlalnea have Bafca^atftoL SliM SKSTRSM5MT S forHonieasel S^S?w5l^H^ifV*JSSf25 boo ffJserSiyjtt-^ttd: isnnwas demand ir:h* timW ior rapid noatjy making! Rememberp new Too much pepper: One of the .os figures beiug, killed 252, wounded $ laroettfcayof thesg trouble* tWi their ^ffsm^mj^ full*C0-'fSendofor VSPi l^s5Sl^^|]gg at Practical,and Analytical Chemists, tin'" 'i forcate vsry c! i PrHUagi^dhuL,I a^Uag. ^le^rv'swl SflJSai Tewms. iitaa. 400, There were 800 tires, 274 suicides, prominent preachers tells the following ^Jtn^. a^JSte jSO. 1 1 rfjcbirB, with parOcnlars, Lowtll, Mats. 11 murders, and only threo conyifction* anecdote as a fact whenever he bears a $W~l i t, 8xsea* z-tmw* P*- ^"^Cro, MSw^1Sw^ati- r?*g*&upM. LSSS2r aton too incredible for belief' "A rerv i