m iron E. PhUfflM, OFLYM, mi., *C^F%131 0^35gTHBOUUH THB GOLDEN NORTH- /1STTBJ WIT AST) HUMOR. thinks that the irony of fate, Hktfthat o! Inspired by the season whose festlvi* -til *t*l some newspaper paragraphers, is occasionally Q^a^o,Milwaukeel 1 9*Mas^f4iiff& ^rjflfJSiOl O XMM.MS St.PaulRailway.^_. and Yon can hold an opinion more firmly ties are so largely aided by this noble expressed in puns. aft-' BEST -lit 1 than you can clutch a hornet bird, the Hon. David Atwood thus discourses A little brown-eyed, five-year-old had concerning him: A statistician hasestimated that courtships heard his mother tell how she putdo#n #v^8 O ALL The turkey is said to have been taken average three tons of coal each. eggs so they would keep,! bytletting LINIMENT S to England in the early part of the sixteenth FACTSArtie PARMER! them on their little ends in salt The To get up a dinner of great variety, century by one William Strickland, next day he had some company, & lot of cooks should be allowed a wide range. ITS 4 500 MILES OF FIRST-CLA8S RAILROAD MAMBTS for IHe MERCHANT! lieutenant to Sebastian Cabot but little girls, to play with him during the Enotade Tnxough Routes between tbe terminal points of ali tbe heavy line* anown on this map. Men who have money to loan take the bird degenerated there, as it does afternoon, and ho wanted thorn to stay MISCELLANY [OF tlie MECHANIC the greatest possible interest in theii everywhere else under domestication, to tea, and asked his mother to make business. FOB MAN AND BEAST. WISDOM for their WIVES! and so, when the Pilgrim Fathers oame stay, but she said she didn't believe she A gentleman had his picture taken to this country the wild turkey impressed could keep them. He went down to the GHATS for their CHILDREN! For more than a third of a century tho h*i recently cost him $200, and still he is them even more than the "ly- kitchen and came up with a box of salt Mexican Rfuatatia Idntmenthus been not happy. A fellow took it out of the known to millions nil over tho world us ons" which they frequently heard roaring and said: "Mamma, I know how you Only $1,15 Per Annum. the only safe reliance for the relief oi hall when the latch was up. at night, though it somehow hapJened can keep them. Keep them the way you accidents and pain. It is a mctiicino above pi ice ana praise- the heat or i that they never saw one by day. "Hold the forte for I am coming!" keep eggs." That settled it. hind. For very loun of external pain Wood's "New England Prospect," said the muscular man, as hispals staggered Send for Sample Copy. Address MEXICAN published at London, in 1634, it is said on the stairway uuder the weight 1 A Fleeting Sketch. of the turkey that: of tho piano. PIONEER PRESS CO., Ten o'clock Maiden fair "He hath the use of his long legs so S Paul, Minn. The reason that aesthetics so admire Dreary moon Passive lies ready that he can run as fast as a Doggie, Pretty maiden No objections, the stork is that he can stand for hours Mustang Liniment Is without an equal. Coming soon. No surprise. and flye as well as a goose." on one leg and look as though he didn't It penetrated flesh and muscle to And that: the ttry bonemaking the couunu-j know anything and didn't want to. In the hammock Only wished mice of pain mid inflammation impns I "Such as love Turkic bunting must Young man waits (Face immured). PISO'S CJJRE FOR LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 It is an undeniable fact that nearly all slble. Its cffectsupon Human Fleshit I How bis beart Moon might kindly follow it in winter after a new laine tlio Brut oCr^nt inn are equally wonUci centenarians are poor and have been Palpitates Keep obscured. ful. The Mexican Snow, when he may follow them by VEGETABLE COMPOUND. poor all their lives. If you wish to live MUSTA Now she trips While the sun their tracts." to a good old age, young men, never Is a PoeltWe Cnre O'er tho lawn Shines so gay And it is added that advertise. Sweoter maid Genus homo "These Turkies remaine all the yeare Makes the hay. Ne'er was born. for ll these FalnfM Oaamlalata aa* WMIMI This is the difference between the ucMiMra tMrbMCrtMl*MlatlM. 130 83 long the price of a good Turkic cooke Mio Liniment is needed by somebody i Clear gray eyes. Subtle youth If. will cure entirely tue wont formotFrauueCon* much talked of speculation in caoutchouc is foure shillings and he is well worth every house. Eveiy day bungs news Cheeks so fair Thinks of this. plaints, all orarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcer* and a game of whist: One is a corner not, life is sweeping by, go an the ajrouy of an awful scalu or lu Rosy lips, Steals another it, for he may be in weight forty pound tion, Falling and Displacements, and the eoMtqmnt dare before yon die, something An oxalunation of which and 1 -aren" to the latest Atlas of the country, will show that this Is in rubber, and the other is a rubber Bubdned, of rhenmntto martyrs i Soft brown hair. Rapturous kisa. a Hen two shillings." Sninal Weakness, and to particularly adapted to the might}' and eubhnie leave behind The Business IVten's, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza, Stored, or a valuable horse ox I "differentiation,1' as the Darwinists in a corner. Change ot life. tconqmrtime. *C6n week in The saved by tho healing power thu Coquettish nose, Talks of love .\oifc is tLe rikF and, moit ca e the ONLY KOUTF to the lyreat and leading BCSIKESS CEJTTEBS. your own town. $ 5 outfit Iree it will dissolve and expel tainon from the ateraa tn LINIMENT Bounded cbin His, for hor Convicts at Dartmoor Prison, in England, would say, between the size of the HEALTH AND PLEASURE REbOUTS of No risk. Evorj thing new fapi n early stage ot development, The tendency to ean-iavn Waist Just right Topic, too, TO make skeleton keys out of the tal ?t required. We will irnish you everything turkey and his market price has undergone WERN ILLINOIS all WTSCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA an6 DAKOTA. For exploring. 3 humorsthereIs checked Teryepeedlly by Ite use, Both prefer. Many are making fortune*. Lndustnake tin much bones of their meat. Nothing could be a sorrowful change within the in It tho IH din,'I Ta"nulw (,uides It removesfalntness, flatulency, destroysall crarlno tmjf Map Folder Time Tables of this Road, and le*rn the leaving and i re it Train of as men. and boys and girls make great pay. Res niMii'tu !aMf Die "Tempus fugtt," more appropriate. Their escape by this for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. AL^7 last two hundred and fifty years, but he der. It you want a ineB at which you can 3 SLEEPING AND DRAWINC-ROOM CAR8 Sudden shook! which speedily cures such ailments of It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. make great pay nil th time, write for particulars means reminds us of one of those skeleton still holds his rank as the great American Lucky youth! Midnight sounding the HUMAN FLESH as General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl- to H. HALL KT & Co., Portland, Maine. No 29 83 ANI leaves. "Vv,vJ andbchure SUMPTUOUSCOACHEeSinand oothrnameiK_mve the you will harAdams theprivlleg*Streets All these chajrms From the clock. fowl, and is worthy to be considered the ol sit Cana Madiso and Rheumatism, Swellings, HJIIT AND 8MOKINC CARS, gefcUon. at,o Now are nestled ,f Joints, on traded Muscle*. Hums emphatically the bird of freedom. Beauties of the "United States" language: That feeling of bearing down, causing petal, weight en In his arms. \to\C]/r(rmd-"'xb!o point in 'hp turrit ry named then get tickets reading overth 'THICAGO MIXWAU Clouds all gone, CheapestBiblesfZ^saSj^^^! Pa and Scalds, Cuts, limixes and nlo, and backache, is always permanently cured by Its osa. \ti.e on emerges, A gentleman was growling He is as untamable as the Indians IiVnV Mpralns. Poisonous Bites aixl ftiiMi tl il of BrSTCir'rmoE the BESTT HOTiXS and DINIHO HALLS and fiie BJKT Bold young man As for farewell, It will at all times and under all circumstancesact in I/-tTrTi',j"Iuf Stings, Stillness, Lnraentts, Old about having to pay a bill twice. "Why i^rtoboloundi"eighworld *"en,t, f-lik,HotelcomerE Depo Lnionand CarrollBtreetoMa^a Passeng-eB City Off i 6 1 and themselves, and still retains his fleetness ^-B i. a iii tlie ""i tam. BsTb Vsnlsn Rsw TsfUsmil AI11VR WAITED 9"*' CHANDLER AeeD Seeks a boon Kiss he urges. 'tartnony with the law* that govern the female system. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains. "w'l* IU did you pay it?" asked his companion. of foot, as many a grass-hopper has lov 30 83 Passing clouds i For the cure of Kidney Complaints ot either sax tola f'in. i,"^\} Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, ami ?'Mlrt9.uthdWatert Streeu City Office. M0 Eut Water Btreet, corner vr 9 Fac Tlur Stree opposite Merchant's Hotel CHARLES THOMWOU Anxious mother n.iii Hide the moon. "Pay it? I didn't. It was jayhubbled Indeed every form -external disease* found to his cost. The turkey is as 1J, Compound Is unsurpassed. i.ntV?r wTOrjrc? iVV r\Tr Thinks of dew \3sT5 AfV.MTJ I heals without scars. V,iViIr',,,'20Tl LYDIA. E. PIXKIIAMnS VEGETABLE COMPOUND out of me." cunning as the fox or crow, and the lien ii (A I 1 toe JNGlrUSOIL Picket AgentDepot, Takes advantage, From the doorway Agents Unio foot of Sibley Street HERMAN BROW2T and For the BRUTE CREATION it ures is prepared at 233 and t35 Western Avenue. and F\I Steals a kiss H, .Sasa tableau. never goes to her nest twice by the Sprains, Swinuy, SUIT Joints, A lunatic in charge of his keeper, r,V,'i TREASURY OF SONG Croi i I Lynn, Mass. Piicogl. Six bottlesf or $5- Sent by mail Softly murmuring Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof IHseses, p., rrn Ticlft*gents A CHANDLER General Agent' \U East Third Street i"i i same path. No farmer's boy, set to f* x* while stepping aboard a train the other In the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on "This is bliss." Ticket OFoes at Passenger Depot Washington and Third Ares South A nmi. Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, BLI LIN Depot Tic i 21 et Agent and No 7 Nicollet House bCOTT. City Ticket A&t watch the old bird, to find where she receipt of price, (1 per box for either Mrs. rinkham day, stepped on a banana peel and slid Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windcalls, S. S f"EfIRiLL. bnihm,. For the lionE I l,E. A rich vol ume A CARPENTER, CwllWaadTbtot Areas. Spavin, Thrnsh, Rime hone, Sample proves Y?Jt*A baa .gone, freely answers all ttore of Inanity Bend for punph. hides her nest in the field, ever yet succeeded under the car. "Ah!" exclaimed the 300 bestbelt G' me rbonen from tbe whole Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film npon Very good Maiden flown let. Address as thove Wtntlon thit Paper in his undertaking. The hen realm of Music. Usum cost *87 Here, keeper, "I am like a disabled locomotive, the Sight and every other ailment THIS NEW AND CORRECT Takes another, Hammock swings 12.50 N book like it. No' on petition! Sale to which the occupants of the As he should. All alone. Ho family should bo n.hout LTJIA E. PINKHA1PS watches as well as he, and goes in all for I've slipped my eccentric." is IMMENSE! Eminent citizin sav: "A treifu Stable and Stock Yard are liable. LTVFJl PILLS. 1n"s coustijrfttion, biliousness, soi ts of misleading directions, and then, Chicago Herald, 1 0 NORTH-WESTERN R'Y ry of pit aure for every home."O Tiffany, The Mexican Mustang I*iilirsnt Recently the citizens of Fair Play, and.torpidity of the liver 85 -ent per box. D. D. "A perfe marv.lof excellt nee and cheap- when the joiith turns his head for a always cures and never disappoints, Col., decided that they ought to do ter Sold by all Druggists. n(s8."-G. A Peltz, 1). D- "Full of genuine audit is, positively, moment, lo! the turkey has disappeared, Pro\es beyond any reasonable question that the something to observe the Sabbath. So gems."F. L. Rohbins.D. 1 "I like it,"W. How to Steal Chickens. THE BEST and the hunt is up for that day. Iso H. Doam-, Mus. Doc. *It meets a real house, hereafter they will not shoot on Sunday "It won't do for aman to be clumsy," PARKER'S hold want "A J. Gurdnn, D. Its contents search will develop her whereabouts until, except in self-defense, or when a stranger said the ex-chicken-thief, "and a good will bring genial sunshine to the borne."Prof. after she has laid the large speckled HAIR W- Sherwin, "I have examined tins Mimpiuous impudently refuses to drink. OF ALL hencoop operator is as fly as a finished Is by all odds the best road for joa to 'wake when traveling in either direction between egg. which is much richer than that of BALSAM. volume with great delight "J. Vincent, LINIMENTS lt should oe in every household in th safe burglar. He does not have so many What is the difference between a k, D. the hen pure and simple, and a good Ohicago and ai! of tha Principal Points, is the Wist, North and Ko.'thwest. bind.-' Prof. C. C. Case- THREE MILLION tools to carry and his capital is not crowded house when a procession is deal better HOMES want it, he ce it is a grand chance Aperfectdress* to large. The principal articles of the kit A passing and the occupants of a dentist's Ctucfull I miue t\vs Map The principal Cities of tbe V7aat and Northwest ere Stations on this coin nmnpy Samp'e paes, S&e, FREE. idress inf, elegantly per- "To put In cako or fry with bacon," are a bag and pair of gum shoes and a waiting-room? In the first instance HI BBARD BROS., Chicago, 111., road, lit 1,11-uiii^h tiun.o make rlose connections th the trains of all railroads at junction paints. ftufied and harm- the astute, long-legged bird is disccnered less. Removes 5 83 there is a face in every pane in the latter, box of blue-heads. The.firstthing hoase.^-e to,:b innocently walking along, with her ehicke dandruff, restores thJ, a pain in every face. done is to get at FOB MAN 0B BEAST. PENSIONS^ounSoldiers natural color and head tipping cautiously first to one side for lo v* ParenM prevents baldness Sometimesthis is done by prying open a and ClllUlrvu AnJ lvieise, So you were a slave before the war?" and then the other, perhaps in the direction W renti and |1 or m,jur entitles Mil gate. Then you mustn't make no noise he saidto theold darkey. "Yes, massa!" lions appropriated and work of tho very place she has just SMSSt drugsUta. and it's best not to wear any heavy R$3SST0H "Had a hard time in life, eh?" "Specs left. The small boy takes revenge by shoes, but to go barefoot or wear rubbers. INCREASE OLOGHE. I has, massa!" "Ever sold?" "Golly, throwin0 a few stones at his deceiver, tIo and Back Pay and Discharges procured Destriers entitled When you get to the chicken yes, massa. Some feller put a half dollar and goes home vanquished. Even when f,r,l all dues undernew laws A TsTMTC house you pry open the door, if its fastened, tors. Land Warrantsr P\ I SBB IV I O procured on de sidewalk, only dis mawnin', the turkey on hor nest makes that low, Aaesqahltelyfnv bought and sold The"WORLD& SOLDIER,"!weekly 57ifK and creep in. You have your sjisnt jMrfnin* with sah, I was sold by dat." paper). Sample copy free. Send sump tor full instructions, monotonous cry which is called "sing- acsptioMMy laitlac bag under your arm. and taking out blanks & bountytable. N* W. FITZGERALD & COn IpmtoirtlM. ing." it does not help to discover her "There, never mind," said the dentist "enuon, Patent & Land Att Washington, C* ^_ i sad IS etatt. your box of matches ydu scratch one hiding-place, for it is as absolutely impossible Jan,15 83. PARKER'S soothingly, as he twisted the tooth softly as yon can. Ton won't have no to guess from whence the voice around once or twice to loosen it up, is now matlo for tl.o fourth year aiu luck if you isn't careful how you commence. John H. sell ulas a t\, tlticdonalct GINGER TONIC comes as to tell from what quarter one "never mind, it won't hurt." "No," Gj Ho as has a record of unqualified success. Soon as your match begins to gut Tiiz lulling hears the drumming of a partridge. asped the victim, "I know-it won't, burn you must put it underthe rooster's It "was the first made und has been Both sc nds seem to fill the entire air, of the Northwest. it does just now, and that's what interests UsIsviisratisg Medicinethat Never Intoxicates bill and he'll flop then you grab him brought to perfection h:!c eoj\^f" and to come from above, below, every\vhere, 135 EAST THIRD S S PAUL me." and put his light outwring his head This delicious combination of Ginger. Buchu, (old stand) ifaitm Frimtn. Sng and imitating machines lur.pbceu and nowhere. Mandrake, Sulhngta and many other of the best It is related that the first man was off." And he showed how it was done Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers. made for only ore Oi* tno eor.^on^ The ild, shy habits of the turkey appear vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of tempted by the first woman but there by a quick turn of the wrist. "Some the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is again when the young ones are and some of them are advut-ed Directions for measuring Shirts and Ladies' has been no occasion for such temptation have away of biting them through the The lest and Surest Cough Core Ever Used. hatchedthey have no infantile name Gaiments sent on application. Mr 2 this year for the fn -t time. since. Man, brought to knowledge, If you are suffering from Female Complaints, neck, but nearly all practice the wringing of their own, as goslings, and cygnets, Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, has been entirely able and willing to It nses small ii'oxpor^ho ^h process. If you get the rooster and age or any disease or infirmity, take Prrker's and ducklings, and chickens havefor keep up with the procession where sin keep him still it is all right and you can never fails to bind even huiif^ Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body the old one takes her brood, as soon as and give you new life and vigor. is going on. rake the roost but if the rooster makes is tho TJGHTEST BHALT-1'J\ they are fairly out of the shell, and, instead lOO DOLLARS the least noise the hens all sing a chorus The editor of a Michigan paper attempted Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic MOST DURABLE AN!) jiEbi' of leading them into the barnyard or for a failure to help or cure and you're running a risk*" THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. to state that a certain newly or near the kitchen door to pick up FINISHED HACHINE In the SOc and |1 ,b at dealer. In dnip. l*re iTlnpburins iJ* i a i married couple had gone to Niagara #1 Silt Snd for circular to Hncox A Co lb3 Win St ,V V. i'lv from V) rj ir Over ill its Pii ii nil grains and crumbs, starts off on a tramp market. of Chicago that use*, the is the i r) 11 VV -U, Sou i )i N i Falls, where they would spend their in the fields, and, if allowed to have her We oontinne to Any ono who buys tho DrERi\G An Admirable Trait Imqerial Palce Dining Cars. honeymoon, but the types made him say actassolicitorsfor own way, will brood them in a distant BINDER avoids every chance of tiou- Amonor the guests at a recent Long that "they "would spend their money patents, caveate, fence-corner and teach them to roost on Island clam-bake there was a yonng marks, copyrights, etc.. for WQ or faUuio in the harve&t soon." He wasn't very far out of the ii the on i .urn Pullman -?u ping Cars North or Northwest of Chicago Itbasovcr, forest trees, and will never once bring the United States, and to obtain patents lady whose appearance and manners way, we suspect. OMILbb Ob It )\0 It irm aino i^ tuera the foiling TmnK Lines, them home until the chilly autumn in Canada. England, France, MANUFACTURED BY attracted no little attention. A gentleman ounjil LlntTs loi ido and Ca ifornn Ltne W moii i "Minnesota &Central Dakota winds have killed off the army of wandering It is a good story which is told of an Germany, and all other countries. William Bes^i^3 neapoli1! Line seated by a plain-looking woman iouvCit A. ithu.tui Nebi i^ka Lin., Chicago' St Paul & Mi Thirty-six years* practice. No insects, and so reminded the old old*New England divine who found himself El.in Kuekford, tieipoif A. Dubuque Line Milwaukee, Greenbav & Lake Superior Lin called her attention to the fair guest charge for examination of models or drawings. Jim unei aliej, Pieiie &, De idwood Line WaukeshB, Madison & Northern Line lady-turkey of the blessings civilization one day in a pulpit where the CHIQACO. and observed: Advice by mail free. has preparod. Then sho makes her hymn-books were well worn. He read Ticket* oic tint load =ol I b\ all coupon ticket agents in the United State and Canadas Patents obtained through us are noticed in "There is something very admirable ci' niembti i- ticki t-vi tin* road besuieo\erit and ike ether, way toward the home of her youth, part of a hymn, and, seeing that the 1 a1 the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has Manufuctaier ram LAli:Mx, Gen lMipetmtcndeut, Chicago II SIE\NET, Gen 1 Pass Agent, Chicigo. about her. Can you tell me just what trATT tho largest circulation, and is tbe most influential with a following of youngsters "as wild page was torn, paused and said, slowly, The Begring Light Heapsr, Tk ?fs.iz^ it is?" newspaper of its kind published in the as hawks," and takes lodgings on "No let us begin and sing, to the praise Ifowers, and Tna kades Result. world. The advantages of such a notice every "Well, no not exactly," was the reply, fences and apple-trees within easy and glory of God, hymn five hundred patentee understands. "unless it is herappetite for clams." reach of the wheat stack and corn-crib. and twenty-six," But. discovering that This large and splendidly illustrated newspaperispublished Brooklyn Eagle. rilPISfiD BUTTER COLOR Of course this turkeyish inclination to wEEKLl at $3.20 a year, the end of that was gone also, he stopped Ii ells, Richardson and is admitted to bo the best paper devoted wander is constantly interfered with by abruptly, and aid, slowly, "Sing to scieUce, mechanics, inventions, engineering the farmer, and so the turkey is compelled to the same glorj any whole hymn that Buyerss.recommend Awarde the Inter works, and other departments of industrial book.1' and sat down Plenty ef Colonels. tf GiTesBntte-tho "iit-ed?c(l color tho yoar round. The larpest Butter IU nsa, leI to lead a quasi-domestic life, in YOUfindin the ea progress, published in any countiy. Single Uli-uindo Diiryi i siy I I S PERFECT. Usea byallthe bestvr At a recent meeting of the Lime Kiln Aik your dfue-frfstorTnerchantf orltjor write to ask what (t Is, what ratiojilDiploma it DtiryFair. spite ot the rovin* instinct but the copies by mail, 10cqpts. Sold by all news* WIXS, RICHARDSON Jk CO, Prsprietow, Brtlffc Yt, Two servants of a coquett* are discussing }tct3ts vhou^osit wturotoppt it Club Rev. Penstock arose in his usual turkey has nevertheless a perpetual inclination dealers. the visitors of the house. "It driMKSPSSSIW^*^HE^FlRSTJtf AND JfTHt*6E5T*{ graceful manner and announced that he Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scientific to lapse into barbarism and seems to me," says the first, "that nowadays American. 261 Broadway, New York. was in receipt of several private letters regain the liberty of the woods. REESEEDS Bajsibook about patents mailed free. we never see MonsieurMonsieurwhat suggesting that the Club form itself into The turkey is a bird of aristocratic may still, in most is his name? The strawcolored a military organization and be prepared BROWN'S IRON BECKERS are oppositithe U. S *atent dfhee, ind en^i^efl disposition, and does no servile work, beard!" "Ah! yes. The De- to rush to the defense of its country a certain cure tor all diseases PATENT BUSINtf ShKCLUSlYhLY, we se THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY O. and never tries to be useful. The male luge!" "Why do you call him the De- cure patents in less time th in tho_-e who tie it. in time of peril. The idea struck equiringr a complete tonio especially NININttV ISHED struts and gobbles for his own pleasure, MERIDEST, CONK. mete trom Washin (tun and who mi'it depend up luge?" "Because he reigned forty Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent him as 16x24 and hehoped that it would vE ARS on the mailsin ali transactions with the Patent Paw IT and occasionally he indulges in a gentlemanly days." MForthe MERCHANT22"rJ*5"*n Office. Fevers, Wa nt of Appetite, prevail. cw wrestling-match by locking bills When Inventori-ic mode lor sketeh we tkt IFo the MARKET Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, CARDENIR A new pension law is needed. Under "In case of sichan organizashun have ou tearch in the Patei i lAice and advise .is to its a SEEDS with an antagonist and hanging on till !For the PRIVATE FAMILY r-a etc Enriches the blood, strengthfens *h E0E3 r~ the present law the grandson of a man we de right man fur aKurnel?" asked testability FHBEOI'I HARGE Coirrvpondenceoon the question of physical endurance is J' rown by ourselves fldeutial.piices lo and NO CHAKGL fJMLLS ths muscles, and gives new STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, who intended to enlist but never got the President settled but he does not crow in the *TKNT IS OBTAiB fc.D. Hie to the nerves. Acta like around to it, owing to the pressure of "IIthat iswell, I specks I know rr3~ Tot,a Iliuidsome Illustrated Cataloajde aad Rarol Reciter FREE O ALL.. We refer Hon. t\ stmaster General Kej morning for the benefit of people who charm on the digestive organs private business, cannot make the Pension .ev. F. Powder, officials in the S. Patei Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. suuthin' 'boutdeKurnel bizness," stammered ?iriCIIANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. have no clocks, or for the purpose of Office, and especial I: ,o our clients in every Si it removing all dyspeptic symptoms Bureau elothe and feed him, and a Penstock. Make all styles of 1 "JMTH&SONS.SgD0R0WER9.PHIIADEIPHIA of the Union and in .nada. For special refeieu waking up sleepy maid servants. The STEEL PENS. bnch as tasting the fbod, Belching Congressional act is needed to remedy cei,termB,dvice,A ..Address "An' so do I!" added thirteen other female turkey does not like the plebeian A. ?now Sc Co*, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn this oversight members in chorus. Opposite Patent office, Wash hen, scratch for a living, or dig for Use Lawrence A Martin's tc. The only Iron Preparation "Am dar any member in dis hall tonight i- sJ owcuofr(itntAdjutnbleQuillActlonReerToirren *heAcrtiei''and Long-haired men are generally weak worms that are underground. She is a that will not blacken the teeth or PEOP LE WHO LI VE who knows how to be a private and fanatical, and men with scant hair sporting bird that takes her game on ive headache. Sold by all Droffts ^bsC'spsxtBnr along the line ot and near to the old SI PAUL soldier?" asked the President the wing or as it runs. She uses her are the philosophers and soldiers and at $i.OO a bottle. 810UK CITY RAILROAD and nx various The silence for the next thirty seconds $& legs for purposes of locomotion, and statesmen of the world.London Lancet. I Bianch Lines, now apart of the i the trade BROW\ CHEMlCAli CO. *l H^-Onr whole Una of ""l could have been knocked down by a works with her head instead of her dhi&|o, StlW, Minneapolis We will bet ten to one that the editor of sppllcstiton. i rl'rico ut* furnished to dealers en Baltimore, Bid. crowbar. claws. the Lancet is as bald as a billiard ball, "at a' 1-0 1 nr ui alt h. r-tWN OliEMtli "Do subjeck am postponed," continued & Outaqa Iine The respectability of the turkey was and spent all his spare cash in hair restoratives a I ir 1c. nirr^ on vrepiHir Brother Gardner. "Six or seben clearly recognized by Dr. Franklin, who, before he settled down to the '^^^T|OW8. hundred kurnels an' no rank an' file in writing from Paris just after the above conclusion.Philadelphia News. DIAiMND know that this is the short and quick Line to il wouldn't be 'cordin' to either Hardee or points in Centeal and Western Missouri to a) close of tho Revolutionary War, in reference A lady had in her employ an excellent points iu Kansas, Nebraska, Color ido Tex IN Hoyle. In kase de kentry am placed in to some medals that had been girl who had one fault. Her face CATARRH California, Arizoua, Mew and Old .Mexico, peril we'll send *'tutes." designed for the use of the Society of that this is the Omlff Mttme between Minneiolo was always in a smudge. Mrs. For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- lb attd tht 8**th Wet, Cincinnati, uses this language: tried to tell her to wash her face without MONIA, CONSUMPTION,oDltOMWOfy THROATd. CHESe thTTOLU, AND LUNCSd.an REMEDY, THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIE* advantageouil compounde as in ROCK ALSAMincipienete OD TOLd "Others object to the bald eagle as and advance staces and all dlaeaae onefof a the THROAT.CHES offending her, and at last resorted Has always been the most Important it of the populousTSTisour^ulley, nauielj looking too much like the turkey. For weapons wielded by tbe MEDICAL FACULTY to strategy. "Do you know, Bridget," A Positive Cure for Catarrh ot all i Simux City, Cm*ct HlttfTn, Omu agalBBttheencroachmeata of COUGHSX!OLD8. I,eve my own part, I wish the bald eagle had XPN she remarked in a confidential manner, kinds. It Is Instantaneous in fcnVcl St. foefth jtteMstm, Lenten -i7n*^, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SOBE THROAT. S and Permanent in Meruit. Cures at any not been choosen as the representative Mri/ian Kaunas City "it is said if you wash the face every 0 butl sta^e of the disease. lias cured cases so terrible GS The St. Paul Sioux Cltj Raihoad, now know SSOMi'TiON in its incipient and advaneSdTOLU, of our country. The turkey is, in comparison, ?v"M day in hot soapy water it will make you BOCK AND KYE, which Is the ONES that bones eatae from tho nose us the Wettr MivUU* of the Chicago, Si ou 1 Its soothing Ualsamic properties afford a ditfaaive stimulant and tonio to build up tb a much more respectable bird, beautiful?" "Will it?" answered the Paul, Minneapolis Omnha Line, lo iKo the */i Dr. ETori's Diamond Catarrh Fern* relievedf. & stem aftci tn cough has been Quart sue bottles, Price 9109. attd lUreel l.tne fiom teuti il in Western Mn and withal a true original native of edy Is mild and pleasant, ail rdlng Immediate wily Bridget "Sure it's a wonder ye DoPlacebe OAUTION! not deceived by dealers who try to palm off Bock and Bye nesota, Wesieri. Iowa, Dakota Nebraska and tl i J: telle! and prompt car. in all cisesoi Catarrh, America. Eagles have been found in niver tried it, ma'am!" South.West to Influenza* Ha Fever. Bronchitis. n,-. all countries, but the turkey is peculiar ST. PAU L, MINNEAPOLIS It will leinove Polyp and effectually cure LDIC A i) articlethe genuine has a Private Die Proprietary 8tamp on each bottle, which A young man called on a sarcastic Watery and Pmulent Discharges f.om the Head to ours. He is, beside (though a little permit je Sold by JDroargiaM, Croeera smel Dealer* Everywsiere. girl a few evenings since, his legs done and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath pcifeetly and the entire Noith and North-West, and to Hit vain and silly, it is true, but not the r*\ m, xs- WTTHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENSE. Lumber Distncts ot Northern ^consul. lestn^e impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing up in the tightest of pants' legs, and worst emblem for that), a bird of courage relievo Headache. Break up Colds in the Mend .Jt St. iii/connection* are ide with tin The .rUl, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, IIL she looked very sad, and her eyes had a Emtern iHvii0H of the Chit ago, St l'aul, Mm St lengthen the Voice jnd Fys I'urify, I'egu'ite and would not hesitate to attack a SLAY ueupoliskOmaralnie tor Noitiieiu and Ceitial far-away look. He asked her what it end Render Clear and Active every Organ of the An I ccl S etennary surgeon and Chemist, now grenadier of the British Guards who tanonsin, and .nr Chicago and ill points fc.a-1 Head and Throat Price, 50 cents. traveling in this couatry sayn that most of th* was that caused her to be troubled. She and the running of ti .mis i so ai i mgtrt th it if Horse and Cattle l'owder ^old here are worth- should presume to invade his farm DIAMOND looked at his large, generous, fiddle-box sengers from the Western Dhision of tin liu ILSS trash, lie save ibat Sheridan's Condition yard with a red coat on." Powder* are ab--olutelj pure and immensel_"_ v,an have from one to one and one half hours aee feet and said she had been wondering INVIGORATOR. rtl will ik_liens lav like Shendan's O ndition Tow der i teaspoanful"* I-.-'.. Dose. 1 luabt N tend to bu iness in St Paul it desired But, after all, the turkey never appears how he got his feet through the legs, dcvciw lure orsmtbj mail lor 8 letter-stumps I JOHNSON & Co., BOSTON MAS* to 1 pint loo i Whttt yarn tro South 01 South et beMir^ in his full magnificence until, Dr. Kvory's Diamond Invigorator is to over this Line through the net en U.g- Vitie whether he unscrewed them and took POWDER 0% headless, footless,featherless, and "roasted a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and and when you go north, east or noitliutst, eo them off, or whether there was a hinge Is a compound of the virtues of sarsaparllla, Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightlul, whole tht ong-h Ut. ami the Ureal Jtailroart Cenli cl to a turn"howbeit, he is not nowadays Sawing liiade Eac-v. ntillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with in the ankle so he could straighten them the greatNoi thwest some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies And TrrOKPMITf Ilnbit turned at all, or even roasted, but the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful and Strengthens theenme sjgiem. out. Two passenger trains daily, St.P'inl to Chicago ciindi'ilOto Odujs lenjtnr-i blood-making, blood-cleansing, ami life-sustaining For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Bilionsness, only bakedhe lies upon his back on a through klroy and Madison, withpullrnan Pala iah!i hod lOOrt enred Write''nt elements. It is the purest, safest, Torp Liver, Indigestion. Nenra'gic and I.heumatic "Now," said the teacher of the senior Sleeping Cai or encb train. ngcis^D MARSH, Quincv, Mica platter, surrounded by steaming mashed Absolutely Pure. Affections. Janndice, Malaria, Flatulency, and most effectual alterative medicine THKOUGI TICKETS class, at a recent examination in a potatoes, onions boiled and buttered, It nsea, Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, known or available to the public. The sciences public school, "we will have some quotations ^_ll rie cf-eope^t it is lnv dudble. Price, 60 cents. rtj (.r brown gravy in a boat, cranberry sauce of medicine and chemistry have never er this route are on saleat all pimupil "-tatioir This powder ne^er \anes. A marvel of parity from different authors. Miss Ask your Druggist for these Remedies produced so valuable a remedy, nor one so Be sure and buy a through ticket as tti- me ei. in a flat glass dish, to show the color, \^y tiMjar otrenght and whole^omeness. More economical and take no otbTi or will be sent potent to cure all diseases resulting from erally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickei Carrie, you may give a selection indicating and celery stalks that grew white and than the ordinarj kinds and cinnot be sold in SIS l.W B..1S youdesneoi the"itrun ition nantel about i uecounections, Free on receipt of price. impure blood. It cures Scrofula and sweetness and an antagonistic comparison." competition with the multitude of low tet, short tender in the heart of the plant. Thei Ac., ht jour home at non, -\\nte ti all scrofulous diseases. Erysipelas, -5-5 .',^3 -o.pil Sz Cr ^Descriptive pamphlets Free. weight, alum or phuenhate powders. Sold on The young lady, with mischief ihe undersigned, and youi letter will rceu\ tho stuffing is a great thing in a turkey Rose, or St. Anthony's Fire, Pimples Tlddrec Evory'a Diamond Remedies Co. in cans. ROWAL BAKING POWDER CO., 100 Wtl promp. ittehtion. T. VV ftASDALL, sparkling in her eyes, arose and OF EVSRT KIND CEEAPEB TEAH EVEB and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, at this stage of his existenceof breadcrumbs Str., N. Dec 1 83 P. O. Box 3360. 104 John Street, New 1 orfc F.fi.CLARKK. ene tlAgmt, Rifio, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, electrified the audience with: "A kiss Boils, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, it should be seasoned with butter Gen. Tramc Manager Si "julMuin C. SsMOftET, Jtislnngr Tackle, Seines, Nets, Salt Rheum, Scald-head, Ring-worm, without a moustache is like an egg FREE! and pepper and salt, and the fine herbs Knives, Razors, Skates, UPHOLSTERER, Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial without salt" Hammocks, etc. whose importance is magnified like that Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weaknesses t,arjro Ulastrated Catalogue FR1.E. BI4STI0 TRUSS RELIABLE SELF-CURE and Irregularities, Jaundice, of tho mint and cummin of Scripture. Manufacturer of first class pailor furniture as A poor man who had a large family GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, MtMJWJ%%t CHJitts, .TK# TTRMSSX8, There are the unflying wings which it broke his leg and, as he would be for *U slnit^SlUOys, Emaciation, and General Debility. Itrtiprrie*, LmmbreqHiin, Etc. PITTSBURGH, PA. SslHa csuMr, ssapt.1istmSsa were a sin not to pick in one's fingers some time destitute of the means of A flsvwiu pieMnptkm of one of tht ACEI5TS For Gen. Dodge's new book, NTS SsWissWttwhsv, whSs ts* moat noted and successful ipeciailsu In tbav^S, AD kinds of upholstered furniture neatl repnin dark meat and white for a whole family grace, it was proposed to hold a prayermeeting By its searching and cleansing qualities BhjTtUcspisiii.is issstss (now retired)tortbecureof Wnrvmrnm ggMWnfc THIRTY-THREE TEARS AMONG sss^slsss|sjsUassssssiMli it purges out the foul corruptions which at his house. The meeting was omtMmnhmm*,wrnmkmnmmui JVeosty. SfS bits of crispskin for those who areworthy A LABOE STOCK OT TJFUOLSTEBKD GOODS AN mik aaTflssjs*riH Wt* OUR WILD INDIANS InplalnseAledenrelope/W*. DmagUu*allllit, contaminate the blood and cause deraugement led by Deacon Brown. A lond knock at of anything so good drumsticks for the FURNITURE ALWA19 KEPT ON BAND krit4slsjBs.sMsnilBds7srrtsta. ItUssa*sassi and decay. It stimulates and enlivens AdcfraM DR. WARD A CO. the door interrupted the service. A tall, musical epicure a "pope's nose" for sMcsssfTSMthfaMU, Cheats*, fist. Orders by mail pioraptly attended to. the vital functions, promotes energy and Introduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains a lank, blne-frocked youngster stood at KflflLBTOI IBUtt 0&. CUeift, 0 tho theological gourmand and giblets strength, restores ana preserves health, and WANTED! Ladies and Gentlemen,toeni, trathful and graphic record of the author's observations, 453Wacouta,Cor.Eight St., ST. PAUL. the door, with an ox-goad in his hand, for those who do not like such names as infuses new life and vigor throughout the with us to sell several Usefnl Honaeisofcl thrilling aaventurcs and exciting experiences Articles. Profits large. Labor fa light. ^KotFail whole system. No sufferer from any disease and asked to see Deacon Brown. during 33 years among the wildest tribes of the heart and liver and gizzard. March 1 83 i Exclnciive territory given. No competiton. which arises from impurity of the Great West. Splendidly ll'uslrated with Steel KIDNEY-WORT "Father could not attend this meeting, On the whole, it may be donbted itOM&d for Terms liberal Circulars FREE. Address, Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Chromo-Luh* blood need despair who will give AYEK'S but he sent his prayers and they are Herritt Mannfact'g Co., Box 868, Pittsbargh, Pa. FALL whether Thanksgiving was made for Ofrraph Plates in fifteen colors. Has received the SARSATARIL.LA a fair trial. HA$ BEEN PROVED unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men of out in the cart." They were brought in, turkey, or turkey for Thanksgiving but Ptk.Lit Kate 4 Uunr-w SJs .Chicago.-s^^j^ It is folly to experiment with the numerous our country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best book NEW CURB FOR in the shape of potatoes, beef, pork, and at all ev ents. we will eat what is set before fcrl882. on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishop low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, W ill ,*A MCUIM t" 'iitta Atv i' The~8URl8T CURC for Firm toanj addrew upon corn. BAND 6ATALOCUS, Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: A much needed book us, asking no foolish questions as and without medicinal virtues, offered as jlKIPNEY DISEASES. I andoneof immense value." Chicago Interior: "A tor IMj, TV n.-a. ^10 Engrain i blood-purifiers, while disease beconfes more to priority of creation, but leaving all "What are you going to do after ym If Ifntntem'J. i'U Pp, EJh.'L took of standard and substantial value*" Chicago applicatioB. Oantsuiude* firmly seated. AVER'S SARSAPARILLA is a BPfcmpsnt, Er*ilei. Cap-tamp ^fw i! Advancel "No other book containirfcs full and such distracting queries to come in and leave college?,' asked the friend of tho Soeaslsane back ordiiotderad urinelndl- BUndt. Dri-a Major* Eteffs nd acriptioM of vrjrthin medicine of such concentrated curative accurate account of the Indiana." Chicago Tribune I JiaW, Sundry Hmn4 Outfit,, Rcrnih'at $ csta that yon are aviat^n? VUSHt DO-ZTOT be digested after dinner. Senior, whose day of graduation was at power, that it is by far the best, cheapest 4Mtterll, kc IncW* In.tnuvlon anil Ex It read* like a romance, and is far superior to any raqoirad lor Panonal or Family ust S HESTRAXS UBO Kidney-Wort-afc oaea, (druffijj AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. JcrctMt for Amateur Bands, CaUlofae* and most 'reliable blood-purifier- known. book ever published on the subject." Th Chtcqga hand. "Well," replied the Senior, "I gists roeojtaal5n4tt)*adlt v-llc-weCHy bvercoma 'Cholc n.n4 Mnifr with orer 2,200 illtsstratiotst. WM11 Inter Ocu I vividly portrays the Indian just Physicians know its composition, and prescribe Si tfca fiiaeaaa and restore Tihc^tay action. Safe sure, clpanly and cheap. Sample Package, Post'iid don't quite know as yet but I think I itM Eh, Wen!" exclaimed Miss Kate to aj,t lu all goods at wholeaale price*, in i TOTfUL JfewafeeBora and OrrtsU I *r*Ca For complaints pccuLar it. It has been widely used for forty V) eu AdrSTS WAVTKD Address, 999 AGENT S 7*T^r^?^ shall take orders." This was two years EaVivtlvos to year eas, sucti as xzn J Yoaagsad OldlI KEW IS. the tradesman. "What is the price of years, and has won the unqualified conndeuce JT. IX. Johnston, PKUturca. Pm. quantities to suit tha purchaser. Tha IvraXION Just sattea for them, ndwoa)aKassa,2Iidney-~.*i.r *3 U=SI ago and now, as the quondam Senior of millions whom it has benefited. your gneiss peachesP" "Tufa/ he replied SfgAL iNSTRUMEKTS =s it -win act promptly and sci only institution in America who makethis li u. rides about in a cart as a retail grocer's wattiaar thousands?. It is th* opportunity of a hf tier/1 laconically. "That's schist what L*.!icr2c xnco lllksfesad Bool! BMriSaVTsrslBf, Prepared by Dr. J. C. AyerfcCo., -their special basinets. Address tune for rapid money making! Remember, new twomia* quart*Adola-1 third assistant deputy, and notes1n a -ui s,t,fr-Sv-^t: f-*-^ etc*- i-cvrer i 1 want. Give me strata 'MMlStotSO. Gita'.cgucsfor of all H'nds salo very ^hgapt book, superbly illustrated tanmense deirand excht* HQMTttOltttYWARD&CO. fractical and Analytical Chemists, book the wants of customers, and then JVOC. srve territory *t 8p*eUl Terms'. Send for illuif catc HSi 7*5*!? Lowell, Malt. mil S Ctl., 89X B23t comes around again later the day and trated circulars, with fall particulars, to vA% Pa. ryteP And silicate bounced out el tha i tar sa ass wS ai. Avawsa.cktes% m. /A.'0. MlTTksTrpM A CO., Ohlosigo, III. OLD nt ALT. DRtrsattm KYKRTWMRR. delivers them, he smiles grimly as ha store without paying *ii- & i mmiMf iy.i' ss &&1t3* &&.% 4^*tefe- **fciMSisii-v **&. -ki 1 OA&WM ^i^&3_4i