J*W W NEW ULM REVffiWrWEDIfBsbAY, Dficl ^f.^&i isse. 9E! /'*!*$ GLEANINGS. ^pLB'S ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTHWEST er damages. TAKE IT! READ XT! tt LYDIA E. PIMH.ti, OF LYNN, MASS., How Elephants Multiply. *i A IS THE i i i An English diamond merchant is ne* The elephants are, of all known animals, A boy of 9 years at Searcy, Ark., hat The Weekly Pioneer Press. gotiating for the purchase of the famous THE BEST timur^o,Milwaokeaan St,PaulRailway. the slowest to increase in numbers. grown a heavy beard and mustache. frighest ern known as "The Regent," the At the earliest, the female elephant Musio was considered by Dr. Johnson jewel in the world, and one of does not become a parent until OF ALL to botho least objectionable of all the French crown jewels. Some century the age of thirty years, and only six LINIMENTS! noises. and a half ago it was bought from an young are eapable of being produced FACTS for tbe FARMER! ITS 4 500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD Englishman for 125,000. The price When a doctor can't think of anything during the parental period, which appears Facade Through Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on this map, now asked for it is nearly four times MARIETS for the MERCHANT! else to prescribe he falls back on "absolute to cease at ninety years of age, 1 that amount, and the party now bidding rest1 the average duration of elephant-life being MISCELLANY for tie MECHANIC! for it has offered, it is said, 400,000. They now have boots and shoes which presumed to be about a hundred S FOB MAN AND BEAST. For whom he is bidding no one knows, WISDOM for WIVES! are self-ventilating and save ten per years. But it is most interesting, as but it would bo well to watch Mr. cent, in fuel. well as important, in view of any speculation CHATS for tHeir CHILDREN! Ponmore than a thirdof a century Gould's shirt front for a few weeks to on the increase of species and on can Mustang Liniment hasbe During the past season, in Erath Co., come. known to millions ull over the world us I the question of competition among the Texas, three thrashing-machines thrashed the only safe reliance for the relief ot Only $1.15 Per Annum. races of animal life, to reflect that given accidents and pain. It is a medicine I 300,000 bushels of wheat They Didn't Sell Stoves. above price ana pialsothe best or i* t\ favorable conditions of existence, such kind. For every foiui of external pain Between July 1, and Oct. 19, 8,753 Four or five weeks ago a woman with as a sufficiency of food, a freedom from the Send for 8ample Oepy. Address bales of hops were shipped from the MEXICAN an undecided look on ner face entered disease and from the attack of enemies, Gooperstown (N. Y.) depot a Detroit hardware store, threaded her the elephant race, slow of increase as it PIONEER PRESS CO.. way for sixty feet among coal stoves of General Chamberlain and several is, would oome in a few thousand years St Paul, Minn. every pattern, and timidly inquired: other veterans of the 20th Maine volunteers to stock the entire world with its huge MustangLiniment Is without an equal. have been selecting a suitable spot representatives. On the data afforded "Do yon keep stoves here?" It penetrates flesh aud. muscle to I for a regimental monument at Gettysburg. by the foregoing details of the age at "Yes'm." the rery bonemaking the continuance of pain end inflammation impos which these animals produce young, "Coal stoves?" stble. Its effects upon Human Flesh a l and of their parental period, it is easy "Yes'm." LYDIA & PINKHAM'8 It is estimated that Virginia will this the Brute Croat Inn. are equal ly woncleiral. to calculate that in from seven hundred She said she had been thinking of The Mexican year make 2,000,000 bushels of peanuts, VjsitETABLB COMPOUND MUSTANG and forty to seven hundred and fifty getting a coal stove for the winter, and Tennessee 500,000 bushels, and North years nineteen millions of elephants the clerk took her in hand. He showed Carolina 125,000 bushels. IsaPoslHyeCnre would remain to represent a natural her how the doors worked and how the A business firm has adopted the La" far all tfcM Palatal CaalalaU aa4 Wotamii 130 83 population. If such a contingency dampers were arranged, and the flues HcMMa taaaraaaf fcalaaalatlN. tin motto, "Frigidns dies est auum su~ RESTtmightoyewmi"Ever)..thingg6,n Liniment is needed by somebody i I awaits even a slowly increasing race situated, and he talked of double drafts, It will our* entirely the wont form of female Complaint*, mus sinistrum. A very free interpretation every bouse. Every day brines news not, lif sweepin by, go an such as the elephants unquestionably all ovarian tronUee, Inflammation and Cleera great savings, increased cheerfulness, the agony a awful scald or bur I An examination of v/hlch and reference to the latest Atlas of the country, will show that this la makes it "It's a cold day when dare before yon| die something Hon, Falling and Maplacemente, and the consequent are, the powerful nature of the adverse subdue d, of rheumntlo martyrs 10 reduction in price, and all that, and she The Business Men's, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza, and sublim leave behina we get left." Spinal Weakness, and la particularly adspHa to the store d, or a valuable horse ox| conditions which have ousted their kith lonq time $8 a week in said she'd think it over and drop in sawed by tho healing power ot this Change of Ufa, 4S it is the DIRECT and in met f^ftOKL^^,^*|^^^ it^& CTW1S* your town $5 outfit free It is said that there are 375 naphtha and kin from a place among living again. LINIMENT It will dlaaolve andaKpeltwporerromtaenUmatn No risk. w. C'api theand le a viaandDAKOTA. wells on the Apsheron peninsula of the quadrupeds can readily be conceived. WUTEERV ILLINOIS, a// WTSCOMIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA n early stage of development The tendency to can In about three days the woman reappeared tal not required. We will furnish you everything Tlmt coroua humoratberela chocked Toryspeedily by It* nee. CaspianSea and that they yield annually Many are making fortune*. Lwdu make as much Popular Science Monthly. and inquired of the very same n^e **d then ge tickets reading over the CHICAGO MILWAT roUM arn V^IL^il^lR^^tj'SSS^ T!^ as men, and boys and girls make great pay. Re a BEKrHaTELS and TSffiSo HALLS and SZBSSI It remoToa felnrneaa, flatulency, deetroyeall craving tc 9,600,000 cwt clerk if they sold coal stoves. He replied }v th der, if you want a business at which you can i aaa w"V foritlmulanta, and relieves weakness of the stomach. which speedily cores stub ailments ofI ANDA CKRI40W PAL4T1ALr?SLEEPINtG? DRAWINC-ROOM CARS make great pay all th time, write for particulars that they did sell one now and then, and 0 The German Government has adopted fc It cures Moating, Headache*} Nervous Prostration. the HUMAN FLESH as I toll. HAIABT & Co.,Portland, Maine Nov 29 83 t)'vlrIdl CtrroU Streets anOtyOffleVeiansStreetsAdamd SUMPTUOUSCOACHEaSCinalDMadison on the old site he cleared his voice and began the usual A Bridal Oonple's Experience in a Bath a new regulation on its lines of railway. General DsbUlty* Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. AN SMOKINC CAR8. name1rBgive?na atir iJ Rheumatism, Swellings, miff! ncS- nl ^KVA,^IJ5 r! Boom. thirty-minute lecture on the Michigan, In futuie the carriage will be painted of ^L,'-',ie "-".ii 'andlesurc i other the elnandTOU will have the IM-IYHHC ekCl Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burttij en Cheapest Bibles ^^2^2.^ i Pa i That feeling of bearing down, earning pain, weight i. ani"inL and Scalda, Cuts* ttrutaes stud Detroit and the Peninsular base-burners. nion the same color as the tickets of the different A newly married pair, who arrived COrnc ht W laN-Stwo. and backache, la always permanently eared by Its uae. ri 8trert"*e Sprains* Poisonous Bites audi r. Um. BsSa Viwlsei Mew Totwnt ARKI TS mVatTEn LB in ever pai tic beo found in tit world The beautiful nickel-plate, the place classesfirst, jellow second, on their honeymoon trip at a celebrated Vofshce ft Mcliackia. Ciacwnati.O l%WU19Iff aiTUI ll Stag* StUrhesSf Lameness, Old ^"t It win at all times and under all circumstances act In tA Wl! i&, i 1 lI lov 30 83 for the tea-kettle, the ornamental legs "i"? VT7m?\ Sores. Vicars, Frostbites, Chilblains. green third, white. I Scotch watering-place" when accommodation harmony with the law* that govern the female system. 0mc 1 CTC?aJM^r B**l PassengeCHARLES THOMPSON Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, ad| rr ^T the anticlinker shakerall points were miii i i E lmer House and Grand facific Hotel CHANDLER Agent For the cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this was at a premium, had a mattress A Montana wife recently sued for divorce Indeed ewery form external disease* '"w^eont, ^Wn Compound Is unsurpassed. CHANDLERPP Genera Agent ltttaatTUrdBtreet touched upon and praised and explained, sit AGNTS WANTD .M'!? A I heals without sears. spread for them by a compassionate on the ground that her husband "?S JfVn.*", ""r? LYDIA E. IINKUAM*S VEGETABLE COMPOUND T* and GH PLI HPIWH Agents Onion Depot, foot ot Sibley Street HERHAh BROWN and and the woman said she wouldn't Ag For the BRUTE CREATION it cures innkeeper one of his bath-rooms. made a practice of kissing the hired girl. cke rioRr ir tvptu T,LTl^e/t i Is prepared at t33 and 235 Western Avanue Sprains, Swinny, Still* Joints,! take one along under her arm just then, Washingtonand Third Avee South A E CHAM. TREASURY OF SONG IIN\I I i MINX In the middle of the night the house Itynn.Mass. PiicoSk Six bottles for f^ Sent by mail The action was dismissed by the judge, Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof 11 Wmn *I^Ticket Ofttces at I assenger Depot but would call again. She called again BLULIJ Depot Ticket Agen and N 7 Nitolte Hous SCOTT. City Ticket^*nt CttAiV in the form 1 also Intho form of lorenges, on eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm .Scat*, was alarmed by loud shrieks proceeding who held that the kissing was justihable Hollow Horn, Scratches, wind- receipt of price, St per N for either His. Pinfchau that same week, heard the same lecture 8 S MERRILL. er. For the O W E liE. A rich vol urn* of CARPENTER. a.'IIWaaTia.t A.aat from the nuptial chamber. What because of the life's extreme homeliness. A gall** Ss*avs, Throats, Ringbone,! freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamph SOU best beloved Goms chosen from the whole from the same clerk, and started for the Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon I was the matter? Well, this. The young lot. Address as above. UtnUon IM fuper realm of Music. Usuai cost *8T! Here, my THIS NEW AND CORRECT bank to draw the money to pay for a the Bight and every other ailment I 2.50. N book like it. N Competition! Sale bride, wishing to ring for a servant had Miss Gabnelle Greeley has begun to which the occupants the I Ho family should b tout I."WA E PINKHAM'S base-burner. That was the last seen of is IMMENSE! Eminent citizen say: A treasn Proves beyond any reasonable question that the caught hold of what she supposed to be Stable and Stoe fc Yard are liable. I CK'CAGO & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y JJVUS. PILLS. 'ipev i-t nttm, bJiousneas ry of pleasure for every home,"O Tiffany, making improvements on the Greeley her for a week. Then she walked softly The Mexican Mustang X.lnln*2ntl the Dell-rope, and pulled it smartly. D. D. A perfect marvel of excellence and cheap. anLtorpidit of the liver. 6 -en's i i box. swamp at Chappaqua, and has given a in and innocently inquired: always cures and never disappoints! ntsS."G. A Peltz, "Full of genuine jnaT* Sold by all Drue*.***. -a Unhappily for her and her spouse, it fI. and it is, positively, plot of ground to the Episcopal society erns"F Bobbins, "I like it,"W. "I suppose you keep coal stoves." THE BEST was the cord of the shower bath over Doane, Mus. Doc. 'It meets a real house* of that village on which to erect a Is by all odde the best road for jou to '.eke when traveling in either direction between "No ma'am." hold want."A. J. Gordan, D. It contents their heads, and forthwith down plumped chapel. PARKER'S Chicago and all of the Principal Points in thi Wist, North and Northwest. will bring genial sunshine to the home."Prof. "Not any kind?" such a deluge of cold water as would W-F Sherwin, "I have examined this xumpiuoua A book has just been issued in Vermont HAIR or ALL "Not a one. We used to, but went out throw a damper upon the most devoted volume with great delight "3. Vincent, Carefully examine tire Map The principal Cities of the West and Northwest are Stations on this I entitled "The Resurrection of LINIMENTS! D. "It should be in every household in the of the business a year ago." BALSAM. of honeymooning couples. Her husband, road. Iti through ti ai..* make close connect* ons th the trains of all railroads at junction ptmu. land." Prof. C. C. Case. THREE MILLION Christ from a Lawyer's Standpoint." It There were twenty coal stoves on the in dismay, caught frantically at HOMES want it, hence it is a grand chance to is an investigation conducted according floor, but if she saw them she didn't let Aperfectdresr coin money. Samp'.e pases, &c FREE. Address anothet cord on his side of the extemporized HUBBARD BROS., Chicago, III., jing, elegantly per filmed and harm to the laws of evidence, and it ends with on. She heaved a sigh of disappointment, couch, but the only response less. Removes ?5 83 full acceptance of the resurrection of glanced around her, and went dandruff, restores was an equally liberal deluge of water, natural color and Christ as a historical fact. PENSIONSlionSoldiers slowly out with the remark: FOB MAN OB BEAST. for Widows Parent* this time nearly boiling hot The unhappy prevents baldness sad Children Any disease, "Well, I don't know as I want to buy You will not annex us with bayonets, 60 cent! and $1 pair then screamed in unison. wound or injury entitles Mil* appropriated and work- has at drugguU. one, but I thought it wouldn't do any you will annex us with the dollar," wa9 When the servants came, they found the m-THE harm to look at some of the latest the prophetical observation of an intelligent TUSBCSKS floor of the room flooded with water, widowhood Great success in INCREASE casei BOUNTY makes."Detroit Free Press. Mexican gentleman 'o an American and Back Pay and Discharges procured Dtstrttrs entitled to and the wife was perched like a monkey QlorInven. all dues under new laws _- Ja f/*B"| Baa OLOGKE. newspaper correspondent recently. I ttaslw I W procured, on her husband's back, uttering the tors. Land Warrant'x TheMWQRLD ft 8QLPIERi*weekl The prophecy will be unerringly fulfilled bought and sold. most lamentable cries, while her good rm Newfoundland Dogs. An esqahwely fra- piper) Sample copy free Send stamp for full instructions, within the next thirty or forty years. man was fumbling about in the dark, IsnDt perfume with blanks & bounty table. N. VV. FITZGERALD & COPension The man who thinks that Newfoundland [exceptionally lasting trying his best to find the door.London Patent & Lan 1 Att'ys. Washington, D* C* Burlingi,on, Vt, stands a good chance IprepsrUet. dogs of noble mien and build troop Jan, 15 83. St and 75 emu. Telegraph, of getting a largo factory for making PARKER' S in droves through the country is, in our is now made for the fourth year and paper from wood pulp. The concern, aaj John H. Ncliulze 1c itaacdonalfJ* Yankee phrase, a good deal "off." The GINGER TONIC Gents3Furnishing Hous with a $250,000 capital, proposes to put Has a record of unqualified success. The leading Newfoundland dog is not only, like the How to Deal With Bats. up buildings costing, with machinery, It was the first made and has been traditional prophet, without honor in his of the Northwest A writer in the Scientific American $150,000, and Burlington is asked to AslBvl|oratiBf Medicine that Never Intoxicates brought to perfection while competing own country, but there are very few of 155 EAST THIRD ST., ST PAUL says*"We clean our premises of these This delicious combination of Ginger. Buchu, give $20,000 worth of help. (old stand) Bmltm JFrtmtr$. him at all. The pure breed is almost extinct andimitating machines haveboon Mandrake, Sullingia and many other of the best detestable vermin by making a whitewash An Italian named Contc is said to vrgetable remedies known, cures all disorders of Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers We find any day in a New England made for only one or two soaouand yellow with copperas, and covering the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is have invented an artificial graphite of town better dogs of the Newfoundland the stones and rafters in the cellar some of them are ad veiled The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. Directions for measuring Shirts and Ladies* great purity. It is of the same density type than I have seen during a with a thick coat of it. In every crevice Garments sent on application. Mr 27 If you are suffering from Female Complaints, this year for the first time. throughout, of a crystalline black, and week's stay in the city of S Johns. Nervousness, akefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, where a rat might tread we put the copperas, It nses small inexpensive cord, with a metallic luster. It is very durable age or any disease or infirmnv, take Parker The streets are filled with mongrels, big and scattered the same in the Ginger 1 onic It will strengthen brain and body for electric lamps. N description never falls to bind every bundle and dogs, small dogs, spaniels, esquimaux, corners or the floor. The result was and gi\e new life and vigor. is given of the process by which it is and mastiffs, but almost all low curs of is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, lOO DOLLAHS a perfect stampede of rats and mice, made. Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic vile breed and pattern. Well-informed Since that time not a footfall of either MOST DURABLE AND BEST or foi a failure to help or cure Newfoundlanders smile satirically wheu Professor H. J. Rice, of the Michigan THE CHBCAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWA rats or mice has been heard about the o0c an fl rlze at dealer, in dnip*. Lanre nsvinsrbiiyrae FINISHED MACHINE in tho $1 Sizt Snd for urcular to Hiscox A Co 13 Wm St.,N.V. you extol their famous dogs, and go so Military Academy, is trying tc house. Every spring a coat of the same Over ill its un ip*'li ie cans i I way dil f- tvro to four uir fit i market. MmmsBammtmnmamammmmmmmmmmm far as to deny that the animal originated propagate oysters artificially, and hopes i* the .iily rut VV^-c, Soitlt i Vo tliw of Chicago that uses the yellow wash is given to the cellar as a We continue to Any one who buys the DEER^G in the island at all. As a rule, the to make these bivalves the cheapest article purifier as well as a rat exterminator, Imqerial Palce Dining Cars. actasBolidtorsfor avoids every chance of tiouble big black Newfoundland dog is a much BINDER of food. A single ovstor deposits and no typhoid-fever attacks the family. patents, caveate, prwwj*, IRO N trade-marks, copyrights, etc., for or failure in the harvest. abused beast Some persons deliberately attract all 8,000,000 to 20,000,000 eggs, but ordi is the oulj I i runs Pnl man Sleeping Cars North or Northwest of Chicago It haorar the United States, andto obtainpatents 0 MILES OF KO\D It totm- among otaers the foiling Trunk Lines the rats in the neighborhood by leaving narily only 5 per cent, of these are pro He is sought out more for strength in Canada. England, France, MANUFACTURED BY ouiiDil Bluff* loi ido and Ca lforniaLtne ona Minnesota & Central Dakota fruits and vegetables uncovered in the ductive. than beautv, kept on low diet, used in Germany, and all other countries. louxGity IS.iitln\itcrn i\ebnk Line, Chicago'St Paul & Mi neapohs Line William Deeving, cellar, and sometimes even the soap is Thirty-els years'practice. No winter to draw heavy sledges of wood, The McAllister gun, invented and Llain Rockfoid Iretpof A. Dubuque Line Milwaukee, Greenbay & Lake Supenor Lin charge for examination of models or drawings. open for their regalement. Cover up and is made anything but a household Jim Unci allej PiTie & Ueadwood Line WaukeshB, Madison & NorthrntLmeJ patented by Dr. A. II. McAllister, oi Advice by mail free. CHICAGO. everything eatable in the pantry and divinity His temper is good up to 5 Ticket1* o\er thit road are bold by all coupon ticket agents in the United States and Canadas Union.county, Mississippi, has twenty Patents obtained through us are noticed in cellar, and you will soon starve them years old, when he is apt to become .Rimeinbtr to a--k tickets \ia this road, be sure over it, and take non ether, tour rifle barrels and discharges fivt Hanufacturer also of the SCIENTIFIC ABUBRICAIi, which has out These precautions, joined to the LA\I^Cx, Gen lfcupenntendeiit Chicago STENNET, Gen 1 Pass Agent, Chicago. snappish. The water is his natural home, the largest circulation, and is t'ae most influemtial hundred cartridges in a minute, greatlj The Daring Light Reaper, The Bearing and Timor W. Ii HE1DEMAN, AGENT W service of a good cat, will prove as newspaper of its kind published in the and he will steal away at night and exceeding the G'ltliug gun in execution Mowm and The Leader Eeaperu. world. The advantagesof such a notice every good a rat exterminator as the cat can travel long distances for his bath. The and reliability. The entire work of con patentee understands. provide. We never allow rats to be test of his purity of breed and general struction was done at the blacksmitt Thislarge and splendidly illustrated newspaperispublished poisoned in our dwelling they are so merits are thick-webbed foot, good shop on his plantation by Dr. McAllis WEEKLY at$3.20 a year. WiFECTir BUTTER COLOR liable to die between the walls and produce and is admitted to be the best paper devoted bushy tail, the comely shape and poise teranda maehiuist of hid own neigh much annoyance." to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering of the head, and deep-black color on the borhood. works, si.d other departments of industrial If Gives Butter tlies-iit-edsed color the year round. The larjrest Butter Buyers recommend its ustt roof of the mouth. His degeneration is progress, published in any country. Single Says the San Francisco Pont' "A Thousand of Dairyi i iy I I* PERFECT. TJaeq by alltltf beat Creameries. Awarded the Inteiv charged to the abuse of him as a beast copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news* As vour druarplstor merchant orlt or write to ask what It le, what rattoualDiplomaatTT Dairy Fair. young lady created considerable comment Surprising the Old Woman. WELLS, RICHARDSON A Cft, Pfgrtetw, BurUtes, Vt. dealers. of burden, and to one of the island's old itci ts whonsesit whore to ppt it. by appearing at a Los Angeles 4SS&B8J&I^ It was not very late when we went Address, Mnnn Co., publishers of Scientific laws to protect sheep, which has given a fancy ball recently in the character of a Jound American. 261 Broadway, New York. home a few nights ago, and as we were toliceman 50 cents for shooting dogs Tift'PEDIGREESEEDS Handbook about patents mailed tree. IAVI i\liui*b IA I HAVi, ii,bi.v ilf JLCU.1 "raw oyster." Her costume was a in good humor with all the world, we at largea statute under which may still, in most i asss, be patented by us tieiui sprinkle of red pepper, and she carried oppositethe U. S 'atent Office, and engaged thought we would surprise the "old many fine dogs have been ruthlessly BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are a cracker in one hand and half alime in PATENTBUSINHSEXCLUSIVELY, we tan secure 'oman" in a pleasant manner, so that slaughtered. THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. a certain core tor all diseased patents iu less time th in those who are the other. Well may the anxious moralist she wouldn't be angry with us about The earlist records of the island show mete fiom Washin (tun and who must depend up requiring a complete tonic especially MEB1DEN, CONN. ask: "Whither are we drifting?'" on the mailsin all transactions with the ilenf late hours, etc. So stepping up to the that the aboriginal dog of the* country Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent Office. For he MPPftH.NTonour New Plan "This is your brother," said a S windowtiptoeing to be high enough was a good-tempered creature of great SEEDS!For Fewers, Want of Appetite, When Invento rs mode or sketeh v.e make the MARKET GARDENER Louis hotel clerk to one of the guests, at that opened on the room where she was size, and so strong that he could draw search in the Patei i tfflce and advise as to its Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, SEEDS CCBTnCIFoi' PRIVATE FAMILY the same time presenting another guest teutabilit) FREEOIM HAROE Corrpgponaenteioii "sawing gourds" like forty, we turned from the water seals weighing hundreds etc Enriches the blood, strength* fldeittial, prices lo and NO CHAKGL 'JMLfc-S- 9&bls#9>Crow by ourselvessiLaoLSsslsnm Recognition was mutual though thirtyfive our voice to its most captivating pitch of pounds. He had a passionate fondness TENT IS OBTAl* ED. STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, ens the* muscles, and gives new years had elk sed since their last and in operatic style we sang: We refer to Hon. P. stmasterGene nl Kej for the sea, lived on raw fish, and Hi to the nerves. Acts like a Handsome Illustrated Catalecae ani Raral Reclster FREE O ALL. ev. F.D.Powder, -officialsin the U. S. Patent meeting. Moses Hilliard, of Texas, was "Wake, Sallie wake, my gay galoot. Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. was a skillful fisher, swimming rapidly charm on the digestive organs, MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. Office, and especial .o our clients in eveiyStttc Rise up, fair lady, while I foot my lute." one brother Fred. Hilliard, of California, under water and catching his prey by of the Union and in .nada. For special referen Hake all styles of removing all dyspeptic symptoms, DAVID LflNDRETH&SONS.SEED uROWERS.PHIlADELPHIA was the other. They had both STEEL PENS. ces, terms,advice, Address The window flew up, "band-box, two the mouth. A case is cited where one such as tasting the food, Belching, A* Inow dc Co., prospered. pairs of shoes and afoot tub slapped us of these dogs was seen catching fish for Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, Opposite Pat*nt office. Wash Use Lawrence & Martin's si in the face, while the lady in white said, Victor Hugo once stopped in the sheer sport, heaping them up on shore, Ate Th only Iron Preparation PEOPLE WHO LIVE We show cntof PatentAdJusUbleQulUActlonReserroir Pen. on a high key-note, "Come into the streets of Fans and wrote upon a placard and then plunging in for others. The that will not blacken the teeth or "The Acmes"4wul mail ssmplegrossonreeslptof** house, you little gump to-morrow you'11 along the line of and near to the old ST PAUL hanging upon a blind beggar's neck S.C.UUIL same records prove, however, that this ?ive headache. Sold by all Di^i?- SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and us various be grunting around with your liver and a verse of such touching beauty and ,'.ts at $1.00 a bottle. dog was of an extinct species, very different Bianch Lines, now a part of the wanting to makevour will again. A sjff-Our whole line of Pens will be sold by the trade sympathy that it drew from the bystanders from the present Newfoundland, BROWN CHFJIttlCATi CO uerrrico I^ts flimlslwd to dealers on application. pretty time of night for you to be cavorting a shower of small coin such as the though the latter, in this latitude, is lalti7)"5* around, and bleating like a beggar had never before known. very fond of raw fish.Boston Traveler. th al' Iron Blttr ar made bv BBO-AN CIIFMIC/I kfoli & Ontkl\k Iii)e dying calf, when you should have been i"llai LI i i I II id mark in ra| p Mrs. Cupley broke her right leg in at home rocking the cradle."Coffee EE"" P'nf "TATtOKS. two places at Salt Lake City recently. know that this is the short and quick Line to al Good Sense and Honesty. County Ga., Gazette. points in Centeal and Western Missouri to all The lady's residence is some distance A writer for the Cornhill Magazine points iu Kansas, Nebriska Color ido Texas, out of town, but she has three married says: When the Englishman first looks California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, and DIAMOND What Makes a Home Beautiful. daughters in Salt Lake, and she was that this is the Omly Line belteetm JMnnttota at the waters of the Hudson dancing in For COUGHS. COLDS. SORE THROAT. BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA. PNEU- mw4 tht 8*mth Wett, It is an excellent thing to have a wellkept conveyed to their homes, but no one of the sun, the long smokeless streets, THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES CATARRH MONIA. CONSUMPTION, Disease* of THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. the ungrateful children would receive house and a beautifully appointed woniA uoNsumt*nun uiseas* with their busy crowds, certainly not of BALSAM Of TOL Has always been one of the most Import"t of the populousrfiissourrPalley, namely her, and she was compelled to seek shelter table but after all, the best cheer of English people, his immediate impulse weapons wielded by the MEDICAL FACL1 it Sioux City, Council it luffs Omo ha REMEDY, againsttheencroachmentsof COUGHS.COLDS in the house of a stranger. every home must come from the heart St. Jotph Jlichiann, leaven is to fall back on his earliest traveling BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SORE THROAT. *corih and Kaunas Ct It/ and manner of the home mother. If that companion, his scanty store of French, A young man of Kenton County, Kentucky, A Positive Care for Catarrh ot all Tpient and advanced stages, and all diseases of the THROAT,CHKST Th" St. Paul fc Sioux City Railroad, now known 'L is cold and this ungracious, all the kinds. It {s Instantaneous in kAc and LUNGS, butiit hasincipient never been soadvanced advantageously compounded as in the TOLU, ROCK and and to ask his way in that tongue. So has applied for a patent for a device JONSUMPIIO N its and i as the Wetttrn iHvittion of the Chicago, St and Permanent In Uenult. Cures at an It V. Its soothing Btlsamic properties afford a diffusive stimulant and tonic to build up ^f wealth of India cannot make the home Paul, Minneapolis fcOmihn Line, is alothe AAi strong is the impression of foreign locality to telegraph a train, running at the stase or the disease. lias cured cases BO terrible 6) stem after tue cough bas been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price 9100. mud Uirecl t.fietrom Ceittial mil Western Mm pleasant and inviting. Intelligence, too, which the climate and the aspect I highest rate of speed, at any point on that bones caue from the nose. nesota, Wes^eri. low a, Dakota Nebiaki and tie Do not be deceived bydealers whotoyto palm off Bock and Rve must lend its charm, if we would have of the city give him, that it is some time South.West to the road. He is also at work on a safe Dr. Evors's Diamond Catarrh Remedy in place of_our TOLU.JROCK AND EYE, which is the ONIA i1 ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS I articlethe genuine has a Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which is imkland pleasant, aflording immediate home an Eden. The severe style of before he becomes accustomed to expect lock, to be operated by electrisity, and MEDIO Relierand promptcare in all cisesot Catarrh, be Sold by Druggists, Grocers and Dealers Everywhere, house-order neatness seldom leaves ppimit to hear English from those tall, spare, which will require no key hole in the Inlluenza Hay Fever. Bronchitis. and the entile North and North Webt, and to the 'f, 3- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENSE. much margin for intellectual culture. A keen-eyed men who talk so little, in so It will remove Polypi and effectually euro door. A burglar could by no possibility Lumber Districts oi Northern W icoii*Mn. The". Watery and Pumlent Discharges f.om the Head Wa*U, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, IIL Jit St |wf connections aie mule with the simpler style of living and house-furnishing low a tone. When we meet Americans open the safe by operating on the and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath pet Ka*t eru JfivHion of the Chicago, St Hull, Mm would set many a bonded slave in Europe their accent attracts' attention fectly restore impaired Smell, Tasteand Heating lock. neapohs fcOma^a line loi Northern and Ceitiul relieve Headache. Break op Colds in the Head, An 1-nghsh etermary surgeon and Chemist now when we are among them, with at liberty, and add vastly to the comforts lHnonsin, and .o Chicago and all points ta^t Mr. Oscar Wilde seems to have had traveling in this country says that most of the Strengthen the Voice and Ey Purify, Uepru'ate and the running of trains in so tnged th it pa climate and manners and dress and expression of all the house. Ilnrse and Cattle Powders sold" here are worth- and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the more than one string to his bow when sengers fiom the Western Dhision of th lit sa K- H av ai less trah He sav that Sheridan's Condition so different from our own, our There are bare cabin homes that have Bead and Throat Price, 60 cents. v- n luwe from one to oneatid one hill houis aee i33 I SislI W Bin Ponder^ ire absolutely pure and immenselv he determined to visit America for besides teud to bu iness in St aul if desired surprise is to find them at home in our been remembered with pleasure, because \ahnlil. N entl will make hens lav like Sheridan's Condition Powder* Dose,1 teaspoon ful DIAMOND his lecture, or lectures, on aesthetics, WhtnyoMfo South or South West bestir* to tt lpiiitfodl klt MII re or sent bj mail for 8 litlei s,taiiip I S JOIINSO 4 Co BOSTON. MASS. language. The spacions hall of the hotel of the beautiful loving presence there: to over this Line tnrouglitlte seven ltsr itilte he brought with him a volume of 1208 INVIGORATOR. is not reserved for the guests and the and when you go noith, east or tioithwcst, to and stately palaces which leave the impression manuscript verses by a young friend of thtouerh Al AM/ the Ureat ttatlroad Cenlteof servants. It is filled by a busy crowd. of an iceberg on the mind. Dr. Kvory** Diamond Invleorator is his namedRoddMr. RenellRodd. The the greatNoi tlrwest Sawing l^lade EPS^ Not that they are always moving about a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and Two passenger trams daily, St. Ptul to Chicago PU' 1 0 1ns lcn^elrse verses are said to denote on the part of Nerve) Tonic. It makes a delightful, hole through fclroy and Madison, with Pullman PaUie or talking. The men who sit in the armchairs ta' li-nptt JO 0 rurtrt rite at Tbe Li'.1!u"^nIi Mr. Rodd a softness of intellect as marked some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies Sleeping Cais or encn tiain. n^-c i= ii \i-~n, Qumcy, Mith against the wall or clustered Arguing a Oase Down Fine. WWK'H and Strengthens the entire sstem Absolutely Pure. THROUGH TICKETS as the asinine idiosyncrasies of Oscar For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness round the pillars that support the dome, There is an old negro in Austin who Wilde are prominent. Torpid Liver, Indigestion. Neuralgic and l.hcumatic are not idle, vacant eyed loungers. They claims to have studied "'flosify outen er this route are on sale at all piinciptl stations Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, This powder never varies. A mar\el of pnrlty, ^^^^'-/Tr-Pi.^2 bov 81- Be sure and buy a through ticket as tht-j me gcierullj "If hell hath no fury like a woman closely observe each passer-by, now ana a book." He propounds unanswerable insea. Sick Heartache and Kidney Complaints, 1 uwtt I strenght and wholeomeness. More economical cheaper: but if you innot get the ticket*you It is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. ^Z^J i ht ill'' i scorned," what must that New York again glide through the crowd to claim than the ordinary .kinds and ctnnot ha sold in questions to the lawyers whose rooms he desueor the *nfcrm ition wantet abont mis ni M'n r. t.!- i i competition with the multitude of low test, short Ask your Druggist fortheae Remedies 3V candy factory have looked when 175 of an old acquaintance or to give attendance cleans, and he discusses "pints o' law" connections, &.c at your home st non, wnte to -.11 'iti if. N weight, slum or phosphate powders. Sold only and take no others or will be sent the undersigned, and your lettei will teceiw ii!? a^f "'o l^3i* jit. the big armed young women employed to a promised rendezvous. Loud with the justices of the peace of his precinct in cans. ROWAL BAKING POW DER CO., 106 Will Free on receipt of price* prompt attention. T. W J'tASDALL, Str., N. Dec 1 83 there centered their angry attentions upon talking is much more frequent among Recently he went into the justice OF EVEB7 X1KD CHEAPER THAN EVSB F. B. CLARKK. General Agent, Descriptive Pamphlets Free. the women. In ordinary business the the foreman! "He bossed us around Gen. Traflic Manager St Puul Miin IliGes, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, court and said: "Jedge, kin I git a Addr Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies FREE! 8I.UONET, Fislnng Tackle, Seines, Nets, Amerioan is never noisy. He says little. too much," the loader of the Ainazo'is P. O. Box 93fi0. 104 John Street, New 1 ork. 'dictment writ agin dat wuffless nigger, UPHOLSTERER, Knives, Ilazors, Skates, & It may be to the point or not, according explained after her cohorts had chased PeteP" Hammocks, etc. to his good sense or honesty of purpose, the foreman into the street The foreman, "What's he been doing?" Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. Manufacturer of first class parlor furniture as RELIABLE SELF-CURE. but it is generally brief and always delivered EI1STIC by the way, forgot to return. GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, "He's a proorastimator. He's bin a TBUSS MUJVMJYG CiMMK*, M.STTHK8BK8, in a quietlow key. As both good procrastimathV, sab." HassPs4i1Sjilaihoaillsas Publishers have their grievances as A fsToriu prcsenpttoa ef one of M PITTSBURGH, PA. A&EI5TS I 1'or Gen. Dodge's new book beuahaa CENTS sense and honesty are leading characteristics wul8tf-JUM2a* most noUd and aocosasful peoallata IntteUjS. "Procrastinating?" All kinds of upholstered furniture neatly repaired well as other people. A representative Baina csotar, asssHt tstlflsaB (now retired) tv tt^ure^lTemmraJMMma. of the Amerioan people, the exception THIRTY-THREE TEARS AMONG iwMimrttksbsSy. aBstaT East Mmnh99*,\fr*mlmmmmul jasessy. Seal "Yes, sah, dat's what he's bin a dohV of this class told the New York coi respondent A IAB6 STOCK OF UPHOLSTERED GOODS ARI) aMkatMenBfesWlsWkUs OU WILD here made to the general terseness to plainsealedeBTSIopeJWa Dr*fUWaflUit fur a fae\" of the Philadelphia Press that FURNITURE ALWAYS KKPT ON HAND of their ordinary communications Address DR. WARD 4 CO., Ueisiaaa, Mo. he found authors difficult persons to deal "But there's no law against that" liismitasHiWfcailliitSK Orders by mail piomptly attended to. is but an exception. Itlsay. Isrsiti tayaasBlaM,aasafaeae with. Some of them were sharp, mid "No law agin procrastimation? Den Int-oduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains a Macks^TlsatkyaMU. WANTED 1 Ladies and Gentlemen,toengage 453Wacouta,Cor.EightSt.,ST PAUL. truthful and graphic record of the author's observa- BflflLXSTOH TBTJSB 00* CUesss, H drove a hard bargain others got advances what's de law fur? Ain't procrastimation with us to sell several Useful Household experience1 10ns, thrilling adventures and exciting- i XotFaii Articles. Profits large. Labor Is light. on unperformed ork, and then de thief ob time?" March 1 83 during years among the wildest tribes ot the Exclusive territory given. No competi Great West. Splendidly illustrated with St-cl were reluctant to comply with the terms to send for Two countrymen came to a lawyer to "Certainly, I believe it has been so tion. Terms liberal. Circulars FREE. Address, Plates, Fine Engravin 'S and Superb Lhromo-Lithjgrr.ph LYON&HEALY stated.1' of their agreement and finally, still Hewitt Manufact'g Co., Box 868, Pittsburgh, Ps. our FALL consult about bringing a joint suit Plates in fifteen colors. Ha received the others are downright dishonest and impudent, jnquahficd endorsement of the most eminent men ox: against a neighbor. The first granger "Well, den, ain't Pete a thief Price-List 18 A SURE CURE Stats Honras Sts^Cuicuoe^ NEW CURE FOR our country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best boo!-- and refuse to do the work that began to tell the lawyer the cause of "Yes, you might so construe it, but for 1882. on Indian and Frontier Life c\er written." Bishop they have bargained to perform* the trouble, embellishing it rather liberally. tor all d.seasas of tho Kidneys and Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: A much needed book yon can not convict a man for stealin* TATOffUGS Free to any address upou one of immense value." Chicago Interior A of tMlmasats, Sails/ Caps, B*IM "Don't tell him any lies. Bill" time." Corporations that disregard the rights LIVER 1 aoolc of standard and substantial value." C! !cag-o Waanana. EaaaUfe, Ota-Lawn. applicatio n. Coatainsde- interrupted the other. "It is his business SUaS. IfcnnTMajerH BOA. and Advancei "No other book cont"ins as full and of the public are getting a set-back nowadays. "No, but when we hab got de proof ficriptions of everything I Halt, Suaary Band Outnta, Repairing time, we hab got de accurate account of the Indians." Chicago Tribune to put in the lies. You will get stealin1 faterisU, abe laelodaa InttraiUe* 4 Ke Recently the elevated railroad ItbasspeeUoactio&ou this moat important on him fur required for Personal or Family use, re** for Aaatror Baud* as4 him confused, if you go to mixing your organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and in New York, which had injured a circumstantial ebidence agin him for I UMs- "aaa Maris. AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. with over 2,200 iUutratians We sell ^nprt*m^ ift***~g healthy secretion of lies with his." ividly portrajs ijust man's property without compensation, stealin' money, for don't 'flossifysay the^Ue. and by keeping- the bowels in free all goods at -wholesale prices, ia a, he is." iTTPLKsirsforBoyssadOlrMll nmiUtloit. eibeUns its recurs'diacharge. was held accountable. Now Jtultro Lawrence, dat time am money? Got yer dar, aaj a Pafp sure, clPAnlv and cheap. Sample Package, Pi-tPaid 999 AGEETS TE?gnsT?& Yoesfani OMII A HEW IK. mu nsjaf.|a.B*ls quantities to snit the purchaser. The ctt AGr\T3 KSTVO. Address, Ifyouaresufleringtrom of New York, holds thai it telegraph jedge."Galveston Newsf ^x. 10 just yttnttd for tittcst This is the season of the year when IwljBlcaritSs) malaria,have the cMHs, T iJ"oliTi9to35, P5tltTcre1i Pa. only institution ia America who make a*we I poles in cities can be pio od to a Hlioue, dyspeptic, or constipated, Sidney utinr thousands! It is the opportunity of a lifeline the agricultural papers are hard at work aT|k sad Scroll sawing, Tuntask Wort will sorely relieve and quickly cure. for rapid money making! Remember! new this their special business. Address have caused damages, the suit l -tight advising farmers not to leave their 9500 Mr. Bearden, aged 104 years and In the Sprine to cleanse the System, every i of ail kinds for sale very cheap. aok, superbly illustrated, immense d^rrand exel MONTGOMERY WARD & C0.\ to recover cannot be dismissed. The effect one should take a thordogh eouxae of it. ive territory and Special Terms. &end for illua mowers and $800 reapers out in the Mrs. Lee 40 years of age, were united _lCatalogues frCG. AdOrees. ftiCHARC wsMm*tmft* 41- aOUOYOaUOOI8Ta. Price l. .rated circulars, with full particulars, to of his decision will' be that persons I i3 HULL Cl, BOH e3* P.^bu^K, is. KIDNEY.-WORT4 enow all winter. So farmer could get in marriage in Bibb county, Alabama, 4? 4 W*kMMk. JlvcaiM. Ckleaaa, H, Aa NSTrbSTON A G9. h(6%eoH wcentl7- ftV Aggrieved may tfue telegraph* telephone along without an agricultural paper. S .a~Mk*aBaaa) OOoA ^^^a^y^iL-^^.^-. i s^T: