wwwww nu.'aii.'iuBiuw.-n,H!.'i, mmm f3^v LM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY^NOVEMBER 22,1882. ***if Newspaper Writers. Flat Feet, K.~ JfspiTgi Skill and Experience Bequired for Ohioken Having Fun With a Ohap from the Oity. rji rn ^oPLEs WM The complaint has gone forth that the lit LYDIA PMKHaM, OF LYNN, MASS., ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTHWEST Stealing. A Salt Lake City man named John every-day young men of the press, and IS THE Malformation Claused byBad ShoeaWhyWoman eandSt.PaulRailway. "It won't do for a man to be Fallon was recently invited to spend his some of the old ones are "color-blind." Ran Awkwardly. THE BEST clumsy," said the ex-chicken thief, vacation with a friend named Moorehouse, They miss in their nightly toil the subtle The chief surgeon of the Swiss Federal "and a good hen-coop operator is as fly flavor, that graphic quality, that who lived just outside the city. liSUC! Army declares that the Swiss examining as a finished safe burglar. He does not aroma or description, which is best labeled .OF ALL He accepted and on the first night said surgeons are compelled to reject every LINIMENTS have so many tools to carry, and his "color." he would retire pretty early in order to year 800 recruitsthe strength of a ITS 4.500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD capital is not large. The principal articles get up and see the sun rise. His host While the justice of this complaint is battalionfor malformation of the foot 1 of the kit are a bag and a pair of delude Through Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on this map, told him that some nights the mosquitoes freely admitted by the editorial profession, resulting from wearing badly fitting giim shoes and a box of blue-heads. were pretty troublesome, and beiug they claim that outsiders cannot shoes. The human foot is in reality, a The first thing to be done is to get to very large and ravenous he had better fiossibly estimate the difficulties which bow so elastic that at every step it expands the chicken house. Sometimes this is FOR MAM AlTD BEAS T. ie in the way of securing news writing keep his blinds closed or his curtains and contracts, lengthens and done by prying open a gate. Then you of uniform descriptive excellence. The down. But John declared that no mosquitoes shortens. A line drawn through the Tor more than a third of a century the mnsn't make no noise, and it's best not man who can write correctly, concisely, could trouble him and he wanted center of the great toe should intersect Mexican Mustang Liniment busbeen to wear any heavy shoes, but to go barefoot rapidly and graphically, does not multiply all the doors and windows open so as to known to millions nil over the woild as the heel. But, despite all the books or wear rubbers. When you get to the only sulo reliance for- the relief ot himself to any great extent. The get the frogh, cool, countrv air. During which ever have been written on the accidents and pain It is a medicine the chicken house you pry open the first then of these qualities are indispensable the night the inmates of the house were above pi ice ana pi iiisethe les of 1 anatomy of the organ'ln question, those door, if it's fastened, and creep in." in daily, and indeed in periodical Ind. For eveiy loim of external pain awakened several times by a noise as of whose business it is to cover it, act as work the latter is certainly very "And take the fowls down?" queried MEXICAN some one trying to break the chairs and if the foot were a solid piece of mechanism. a by-stander. desirable. But when one has to keep table to pieces, and such exclamations They cabin, crib and confine the time with his pen to the modulations of "Why, no, sir the blue-heads then as: "I'll cure yon trying^ to eat me up big toe, which requires room for lateral the press in the basement, while it runs come inthe sulphur matches. You "I'll show you the ay I treat such dirty expansion, until it is forced against its off the first half of the paper, he does have your bag under your arm, and taking Mustang Liniment is without an equal. pests," etc. In the morning John neighbors and is tortured by corns, It penetrates flesh and muscle to not pause very often or long in the hope out your box of matches you scratch came down to breakfast with a sickly bunions and sometimes painful inflammations the rery bonemaking the continuance of drawing "the aroma of description" one softly as you can. You won't have smile on his face, and on being asked of pain and inflammation impos of the joints. Flatfootedness is from the oottom of his inkstand, as it no luck if you isn't careful how you Bible. Its effects upon Human Mesh a LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 how he had slept, said first rate, with due to many causes connected with improperly the Brute Cn ation are equally wonUci were. There are many men who, while commence." Soon as your match begins the exception of having to drive out the ful. The Mexican made shoes yet, if people they even do excellent work if left to YE&ETABLE COMPOUND. to burn you must put it under the MUSTANG mosquitoes once in a while. Moorehouse's would insist on their foot gear being their own time and way, notably fail rooster's bill and he'll flop then you boys were noticed to be terribly constructed so as to allow the toes free Is^PositlveCnra when they attempt to provide music for grab him and put his light outwring tickled about something, and their father action and the instep its due play, a press that runs seven nights in the for sll tsaas Palatal daamlalata aa Wcams* his head off." And he showed how it made up his mind that they had been taaarbewfaaato aapalatlaa. it would be quite possible to cure the week. The best newspaper style is not was done by a quick turn of the wrist. Liniment is needed by somebody in putting up a terrible game of some kind Itwill euro entirely tba wont form of FemaleComplaints, mischief. every bonse. Every day brings news formed in a day or jear. Supposing a "Some have a way of biting them allovariantronblei, Inflammation and Oloera on poor "old man Fallon." And so they the agony of an awful scald or bum I A pair of perfect shoes, the Swiss An exan nation of which, and reference to the latest Atlas of the country, -wlil show that this Is young man, fresh from college, joins through the neck, but nearly all practice tton, Falling and DtoplacementB, and the conatqnent subdued, of rheumatic martyrs I-. I had, for while he was. trying to get a Medical Colonel contends, should, when The Business Men's, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza, Spinal Weakneai, and la particularly adapted to the the "press gang" of a first-class oftice. the wringing process." stoied, or a valuable huise or ox| Eeels.d few minutes' sleep, the boys went and Chang* of Ufa. saved by the healing power of thia lace together, touch at the toes and The words of his commencement stage if. ib DIl ^CT and in most ca-es the OM/T KOliTE to the jcrcat and leading LL&I^ESS CE2JTEHS "Do you always take the rooster LINIMENT got a lot of pigeons out of the stable loft It will dUsolre andipeltnmonfromthentoraaln HEALTU AND PLEASURE HESORTS of The soles should follow the sinuosities oration are still ringing in his ears and OZTfflRV ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. first?" was asked. an early stage of development The tendency to can- A and threw them into Fallon's room. He, of the feet, andtogive room for they represent his highest ideas of style. cerouahumorstherelacheckedveryspeedilybyManee. "Why, ves," said the reformed man, taking them for mosquitoes, wonId wake their expansion, should exceed them by He is eager to produce them in an editorial It remove*falntnew, flatulency, deatroyaatt craving at tl It din* Rail vay Guides and Slap Fulde- Time Tables of this Road aiidle^ra tae leaving and "and if you don't get the rooster first up whenever a pigeon came fluttering about one "size." The peculiar,awkward for stimulants, and rellevea weakness of the stomach. ri in^i i t)K aagniULent Traina of for he looks down on mere newsgathering the chances are that some one will get into his room, sci/e a chair and go it PALATIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWINC-ROOM CARS It cures Bloating, Headaches, nervous Prostration. which speedily cures snub, ailments of5 running gait of women and big girls is as beneath the highest estate you. If yon get the rooster and keep the HUMAN FLESH as I General DobUlty, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. blind, hitting first one thing and then AND due to a weak-kneedness characteristic of one so learned as himself, and does Rheumatism, (Swellings, Ptiui him still, it is all right, and you can 1' SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, another. The boys kept up this way not always remember that there is no of the sex, owing to the different way Joints, Contracted Musclet*, JSurni That fceUng of bearing down, cansfaig pain, weight rake the roost, but if the rooster makes until daylight when they concluded and Scalds, Cuts, Biulsei and present vacancy in the chair of the the upper supports of their limbs grow and backache,laalways permanently cared by Its use. the least noise the hens all sing a chorus, Sprains, Poisonous Bites and thej had had fun enough with the chap It will at all tunesand underallcircumstances act In managing editor. He would not be human as they approach maturity. This condition Stings, Stiffness, lameness, Old and you're running a risk. Gentlemen, tiom the city, and sneaked off to bed as harmony withthelawathat govern the female system. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, if he failed to work considerable is well seen in pictures and statues, I've learned all I want to as a and Forthe careof Kidney Comptssnts of either sex this Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and' though they were the moat model country "high-falutin" into the items which he and forces the woman in running Indeed every foim of external disease. roost-raider. Now, I can cobble shoes, Compound Is unsurpassed. corner boys on earth. Fallon agreed that writes. The inexorable blue pencil cuts It heals without scars. Agent to move the knees around each other, I.TDIA. K. PINKlIAMns TIMETABLE COX' and if ou want any mending done anything sajr Hotel CHARLES THOMPSON* if Moorehouse would never For the BRUTE CREATION it cures all of this out, and the youth soon settles POUNDia prepared at S3S and S36 Western Avenue. and throw the feet out in a succession St-eet HERM4.N BROWK and send it around. Chicken pie and hen Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints, about the matter, he would buy Ea&t Third Street Lynn,llass. Price11. Sixbottles** |& Sent by mail down to hard facts and the business of small semi-circles. In men, on the Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Ii*- soup is very scarce now at my house. Third \\es South A CHAit Inthe form of pills, also Inthe feam of lozenges, on the boys a new suit of clothes, a fast eases, Foot Rot, Screw Woim, Scab, of his own depaitment, coming in time Citj Ticket Agent contrary the knee cap looks a little outward, Washington (D. C.) Post. receipt ot price, 1 perbox for either. Mrs. Pinkham Hollow Horn, Sciatches, Wind- &. S. f/'ERIJ-.L, Uen mauler. colt, or anything their little hearts desired, to have a horror of florid "newspaper A CARPENTER, WlPu*. and TUket Ana*. instead of straight forward, and SId alls, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone,! freelyanswersail lettersof Inquiry. Bend for pamphlet. but Mooiehouse had to tell a Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon I their knees are quite free. The result Address as above. Vention (Ms Riper. 1HIS NEW CORRECT MAP ANJD the Sight and every other ailment! English." Then comes the danger that fliend or two about it, and Fallon Reminded of the Choir. of the high-heeled, high-legged boots to which the occupants of tliej Ko family should be.TiihoutL^DIAE. FINKHA1PS he will go to the other extreme and his swears he believes the old man put the There was a little disturbance over at Stable and Stock laid are liable. now in vogue for woman is to render Proves bej ond any reasonable cuetion that the LIVER PILLS. They euro constipation, biliousness, -mm NORTH-WESTERN R' work become devoid of all color, on the The Mexican Mustang Unui?nt the North End the other afternoon, in and torpidity of the liver. 15 cents per box. bojs up to it. Salt Lake Tribune. the natural condition a deformity, and always cures and never disappoints,! same principle that the traditional 4 9- Sold by all Druggiata. -g which two men fell afoul of each other, by throwing the weight of the body on i and it Is, positively, Yankee, once noted for asking questions and pounded and clawed and bit each the inner ankle, to break down the arch THE BEST Some Figures. while abroad, now travels with his lips Io by all odds the best road for jou to .ake when traveling in either direction between other in great shape, and took turns in of the foot, and produce flat foot or "What am gooder dan goodness'" Chisago and a!! of ths Principal Points in the West, North and Northwest. so closely sealed that the natives have rolling each other in the mud. During complete evenness of one or both feet. asked Brother Gardner as he opened the PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM.- OF ALL hard woik to find out what he is like. the row a little old man was seen in the Cm Lful'y (i June th Map The mc pal Citieb f$&r West and orthwes are Stations on th's a* meeting. "It am not only more comfortable But if the beginner has anything in him LINIMENTS crowd rubbing his hands gleefully, slapping lc^ti UL tb -.,ugh. tiain., make close connect ons th the trains of all raihoads at junction p nts The Best, Cleanest and to be good, but dar' am nio' His Beajson. he will gradually learn his forte and come his knees and encouraging both most Economical Han* money in it in de eand. When a cashier to weave into his work a color of his While a number of customers were in Dressing the combatants with equal praise and robs a bank of $.10,000 it looks as if own that is all the more acceptable for le?er Fins to Restore a Grand River avenue grocery the other exhortations to "go in and win." He he were gettin' ahead powerful fast, its originality. evening a man came in and announced seemed to be having a splendid time, .the youthful colorto grey but sich am not de case. De first detective The man who sees a thing well can that an acquaintance of bis had just Socand$xsuesat FOB MAN OB BEAST. and looked quite sad and dejected when who cotehe.-. him gits $5,000 fur usually describe it well. Habits of close been kicked by a horse and severely the fight suddenly stopped upon a rumor Floreston Cologne, not obertaken' him. Den be loses $2,000 observation and a well-trained memory injured. gaining currency that a policeman in playin' kcerds wid a Chicago gambler. A and meetdlngty fra make up the foundations of success of "I move that we make up a purse for was coming. Some of the members of it and lasting poriumc Den he am robbed of $3,000 in an all brain workers. And the journalist him!" promptly observed a man who Stand lie. the crowd wondered at the little old PARKER'S Omaha boardin' house. Den he invests -THE- who can store up any bit of color he was a stranger to all, and he dropped a man's enjoj ment, and after the fight $10,000 in mines aioun' Denver an' am may chance upon, for instant use when coin into his hat, passed it around and was over one of them said to him: scooped outer ebery shillen'. Long'bout GINGERTONIC it is most needed, is fortunate, indeed collected about $2 and turned it over to "You seem to be having a good time. dat time he am 'rested by de bank, and He is like the lawyer, who, when he was the person who had just brought the Was the man who licked the other what de lawjers cloan' git will be returned son?" congratulated on the exceeding appropriateness news. When he went out, after making jour to de vaults. What has dat of a story he had told a jury, a small purchase, one of the men followed "No," said the old man, "no relation cashier gained? replied. "Oh, well, I have been waiting him and asked: is now made for the fourth year end A Pun Faaliy Medicine that Never Intoxicates. at all." fifteen years for a chance to tell that "It's oe same wid a gambler. He "Do you know the man who was If you area mechanic or farmer, worn out with lias a record of unquablied success. "Was the man who got whipped an overwork, or a mother run down by family orhousehold story." And doubly fortunate is the may win $500 to-night and loose $700 kicked?" enemy of jours?" It was thefirstmade and Las been duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. news chronicler who, seeing and remembering to-morrer night. One day he may sport "No." "No, never saw him before in mv btought to perfection while competing If you area lawyer, minister or business man exhausted events well, also senses their correct a watch wid two chainsde next he "Any of his familv" by mental strain or anxious cares do not life andimitating machines havebeen relations to each other may have to pawn his coat fur a brandy take intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S "No." "What was there in the fight to make made for only one or two seasons GINGER TONIC. smash. That the tone of our periodical newswriting "Then how came you to so generously you feel so good then?" inquired the If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or and some of them are adcitise "I lias hggered it up a do/en times is improving no one will deny. suggest a subscription?" questioner. Urinary Complaints, or tfyou are troubled with any N obcr, an' it alius comes out de same The quality of the men who devote this year for thefirsttime. disorderofthelungs,stomach bowels, bloodornerves "Plainest thing in the world, my "Well," said the little old man, ay. De bad man may make eighty themselves to it is constantly rising, you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGER TONIC friend. I had a punched half dollar It nses small inexpensive cord, "when I was jounger than I am now I If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or both as regards character and education. per cent on his capital fur a few snort which I had tried in vain for four weeks used to be director of a church choir, never fulls to bind every bundle and anydiseaseor weakness and require a stimulant take y'ars, but de fust thing he knows de The reporter is a growing power, to get rid of."Detroit Free Press. GINGER TONIC at once: itwill invigoratea and I liked the business, and anything and build is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, skeleton han' of bankruptcy clutches and he will yet come to stand on a par you upfrom the first dose but will never intoxicate that takes me back to that good old MOST DURABLE AND BEST It has saved hundreds, of lives it may save yours. him by de froat an' whar' am he? Be with the best of editors. Indeed he time makes mc happy. Now it's been *rd THE CHBCAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY, She Knew What a Snake Was. HISCOX A CO 163 William St, New York. 50c. FINISHED MACHINE in the good. Be good, eben if you doan' make should be able to play the editor at any jeais since I've had anjthing bring up one dollar sizes, at all dealers In medicines. it5-Pnnnpalline rens csch wav da'ly frr two to feu ior more fast ex,)n.-s tr a "I send you the following definition "K I ill market. moment, and not only be allowed but ober fo' per cent at it. Outside of all GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SIZE. mj former church choir daj so forcibly the onl roi. 1 \Vct North or jNortlmest of Ch ca^o tl at use* the by a Tery little niece of mine," writes a de money considerashun dar am afeelin' expected to make editorial comments on Any one who buys the and beautiful as that ight did.' imqerial Palce Dining: Cars. DEERING correspondent, "which strikes me as being down under de vest dat beats a diamond the events which are occurring in hia And smiling anew in good humor, the avoids every chance of trouble BINDER at least as accurate as that by the own field.T)ie Paper World. ring all to pieces." singular little old man went his way. fhat runs Pullman Sleeping Cars North or Korthwet of Chicago It ha* orcr or failure in the harvest. excellent Doctor Johnson, describing a is the onlj roai. ss s Boston Journal. ass 00 MILES Or ROAD It forms among otrers the foiling Trunk Lines mouse as 'a small native animal with a MANUFACTURED BY ounoil Bluffs Coloi ido and California Ltne, mon Mi nncsota iCtntral Dakota A Farmer's Daughter. MMT- tail.' Aunt E being in Michigan A colored blacksmith was shoeing a William Deeding, louxGitj & ]Northwetcrn Nebraska Line, Chicago'St Paul & Mi neapohs Line "What is the U3e of life to me?" my l_in Rotkford, Freepoit & Dubuque Line Milwaukee, Grrenbaj & Like Sapenor Lin last Summer, expressed to Miss Jennie's mule not long ago, when the animal disengaged It is said that Linme recently inspected younff guest passionately cried. "To Jim lenci al'ej Piene &, Doadwood Line Wankebhw, Madison Northern Line itself and drove one of its hind papa a desire to see a snake, as she had Tildcn's palatial residence now being CHBCAGO. do the housework, wait on the hired feet against the ntgio's head with the never seen one in her life. Miss Jennie, erected in Grammerey Square and was ckot" o\e thit road ire =ol by all coupon ticket agents in the United State* aud Can idas help, and get my board, and shabby '^member to a-k tickets via this road, be sure o\e it and take non ether, force of a battering ram A few days supposing that Auntie had no idea oi Manufacturer also of so pleased with the beauty of the parlor LA\ItG Gen 1 fcnpetmtendent, Chicago STENNET, Gen 1 Pa-b \gent Chicigo. clothing! No wonder farmer's daughters afterward some one asked the owner the nature and properties of a snake, that he expressed his intention of having the Deuring Light Reaps?, Ths Deering and Viinat W. HE1DE3IAN, AGENT, NEW IJLSI, 3IIXX want to get away from home, to the blacksmith sustained severe injuries? and having a talent for giving information, one like it in his Augusta home. Mowers, and The Leader Heaped. the factory, or into stores, anywhere "I can't say he did," responded the uplitted her small voice with When informed that the cost of that single that gives them opportunity to earn man, dejectedly "but the rauje goes on "Why! Don't you know what a snake apartment was 54,000, he said: money of their own. If it was not for three leas." i-.^JAS!.[fn! is, Auntie? It's a thing that's tail all "My whole establishment, site and everything -s mother I" But I broke in on this. LftllllllL I I A the way up to its head." even to the coach house, won't ^i~-~e*. "Is there no way in which you could cost moie than $80,000." 1 I hi **NIHETV-EiC earn as much money at home as you American .Feet. SEEDS SEEDS Preserving Eggs for CookingIn For the MgPCHAMTonourWwPlan would have left after your board was A man whose lowly trade it is to late summer and enrl\ autumn, For the MARKET GARDENER paid it you worked away from home?" Hoffenstein's Practical Advice on the measure feet, and to make notes of their FAMILft"" SEEDS when fresh eggs are plentiful, gather SEEDS For the PRIVATE own "Plenty of ways," she replied, "but I M" Marriage Question. peculiarities and proportions, says that on the requisite number for family use, and Crown by ourselves should not be allowed to keep the money "Misder Hoffenstein, vot you dink," there is a vast difference between the place them on cither endthc'large end if it was earned. It would be 'Jennie, IWJ-V1JOAS, 1 l^THAVk Ui CI exclaimed Herman, in a flutter of surprise, foot of a Southern lady and that of a ^"Handsome Illustrated Catolocue mnA Ttmral Register FREE TO ALL.. is always preferable. There are many may still, IU mofeti isofe, bej ileulul 1 i us Lei give me the money to pay the "I shust get an invidation to de Yankee lady of about the same general oppoMtothe S 'itfint Udite, mil cn^ i MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. methods of presen ing eggs is a state of hiied men,' and that would be the last vedding uf my frent Moses Powski, vot BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are PAT*NTlJUSnmSKkGL,LSI\''L\, s( build. Southern feet of both sexes are DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEED GROWERS.PHILADELPHIA comparative freshness, and there is little cuie itentsm lest time tli tn th v.\o ne of it. Oh, I have tried it, worked in lifs by de Sorapuru Market. He vas a certain cure for all diseases narrow and bowed up in the middle, need ot doing without this, desirable mote ftom Wibhm (tun uul no sulepenil in T the garden, planted corn, raised fruits, going to marry Miss Sallie Liechtenfelder, requiring a complete tonic especially giving them a high instep. The Yankee on the lmilsin ill tnns ictiorib A it Ii the Pun 1 0 diet. If one does not raise the eggs, they Use Lawrence & Martin's and poultry but it's of no use I cannot Oflice whose fader keeps de shoe store." Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Interinittent loot is wider and has more surfaceflatfooted can be purchased reasonably in May or \V henlnvcntors cimod=!o *iVeteT even get money to buy postage we in "Does she haf any money?" Fevers, Want of Appetite, The foot of the Yankee lacks June, and packed down or preserved. search in the Pilei. i Mice nil ihne isloih stamps without asking for it, and undergoing "No, sir." IJOSS of Strength, Lack of Energy, the spring and suppleness of the Southern, temtabilitj FREhoi'i H4RGJ Coupon itncc i Be sure that the eggs are fresh laid, and 4 a fire of questions." I felt "Does ho haf money?" esc Enriches the blood, strengthens Bdenti il, puces lo a SO 4nKGt m\L,ts but it has more strength, and probably have not been sat upon, even twentyfour TENT IS OB TAJ LD that what this young girl said was in "No, sir." Ko\ th muscles, and gives new better lasting qualities. The Yankee i1 hours. Many times, if eggs are Werefei to Hon stm i-tei Gem many instances too true. But is such a life to the nerves. Acts like a "Veil, den dey vas tam fools, you step is short and nervous, the Southern e* Powder,) oflici il- the S itfi left in the nests, and a hen suddenly Destate of affairs right? If a good daughter Office,and especi ilh oom tlient^in e\eij i oharm on the digestive organs, know, und dey vill find it oud. long and languid, which makes a takes a notion to sit, one day and night of theUnion mdin( mdn Foi special lefeit stays at home to cheer the declining emoving all dyspeptic symptoms, more a man vas poor in dis vorld, wide difference in the gait of the people ces,teims,advice, & Additis will spoil the keeping qualities of the days of mother and father, should she v. A Suoit r,. -uc as tasting the food, Belching, Herman, de more he vants to get married of the two sections. There appears to eggs. not be paid in a regular and stated way Opposite Pit nt olhco, i^h if he don't vant to do dot, he Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, he a great deal of character in feet, Eggs may be kept in good order for and have something her very own? The *"*c. The only Iron Preparation vants to exbress his opinion efery which the measurers learn to read bv PEOFLEIVHO LIVE six months, (and that period is reasonably butter, the poultry, a certain portion of FMOHlAGS^l?^S^J^7HR0AT' BROMCHITI8, ASTHMA, PNEU- .hat will not blacken the teeth or chance he gets, ven it ain't vort von long training and practice. long enough ordinarily) by dipping along the hue ol ,uul ne to the ol 1 S I \L I the fruit crop: or buy her a dozen hives ^ive headache. Sold by all Dru?^sts cent on de dollar und he don't represent The authority quoted has had fifteen them into warm tallow, and after they SIOUX C11Y RAILKO VI) an 1 in is of bees, and let her have the product, at $1.00 a bottle. anyding but an old valise. Ven Blanch Lines, no utoftic years' practice in a New York fancy MONIA, CONSUMPTION, Diseases Of THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. are cool, packing close in sawdust, and that costs nothing from your barn or people get married or go around dalklng shoe shop, and ought to know. He has BROWN CHEMICAIJ CO covering them with the sawdust, making I BT SB^st W SaVJal atfsft TTftO ftTwOWO t\AA1* AHA A# ifl A MAM* JMA.A.^.nd. granary. What sacrifices she has made dey ought to haf someding to back Ualtimor\ ?2 measured adult females wearing gaiters the package as nearly air tight as her youth, her hopes of mental im{iving, it up. People vot get married und numbering from ones to nines and many that all Iron Bitten ars made b/ dn *N ''HCVH I kpoli^ & Oii(cilia Lii,e possible, and placing it in a dry, cool an I hivi crft'.MPrtrt"ilI ms i I i ri le 11 ir rn H. don't haf money vas shust like de more ones than eights. The majority of place, being careful to remove before irovement, society and an independent BEWARE OF SirflfATtONS. so9iing Balsamic properties a_ steamboat vot don't haf any steam und ki th it tlu- is the shoi* ind qu i those who wear ones are Southern and x* cold weather sets in. The tallow should and let not her pocket-money be points In Ceiitetl in i Western Vi*sii to 1 fire in de boilers, you know. I)e pilot Spanish ladies. The Jersey woman is be the hardest that can be had. The doled out grudgingly, but as her share points in KIII-*I J\cbj isk i Col i do iexis the ONL^K system after^e cough has been reUeTedTQuart steel^tttesTPriw lift te rings de bell und turns de veel, but he Ciliftinn, An/ona ind O'd MCMCO I I foot-proud, and witNJreason. The real eggs may be dipped in strong gum in part of the profits of the home she deceived bydealers who try to palmm offh Bock and Rye 0 CAUTION! E Mut this is the Onhf l^tit. trttvr .hi i tun," wc don/1 go anyvere. You see in de books, blue-bloodedJersey woman and the bluegrass water and dried, and then packed in the ,n helps to keep so thrifty and cheerful, CATARRH aivd the South K-V", i ^^^DarticlfSheiennttIvSS* ?pffi!L2^sfiW Herman, dot love laughs at locksmidts. Kentucky belle are about on a par same manner. The object is to exclude Every woman, married or single, has a THROUGH 7 GR2J 1 CITIIJ& Veil, it may do so, you know, but love pemit^MKl^^^^ the air. They will keep quite a length in the matter of small feet. Among the feeling of this kind, and I know many of the populous l.iiss mi i U!c\,n tij REMEDY, nefer goes around laughing at grocery of time if dipped into boiling water. customers of that particular shoe shop are cases of wives who would rather do Sioux C,ty, f'otttcil It hit)- utf It Jm 49- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX O S LICBNSS. bills, und de landlord vot don't get his This kills the germ and coati the inner two pretty sisters of Irish extraction, St. Joi-c} JilchtM u, Jjcuiti* without things needed, than ask for the i he ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, III TULU, toorf/iiind Kfiu\/iv4!ttij rent A Positive Core for Catarrh of all shell, closing the pores. Egsrs will keep Love vas very brave, but it gets one of whom wears eights and the other means of purchase. This is the reason Th St. Paul & Siou\ CMj Rnih otd, now krou i ^fTH'E3fBf.ST^ kinds. It ts Instantaneous in KflVct veak in de knees ven anyding like dot comparatively fresh if packed down in nineshandsome feet, too, and so wellproportioned why store bills are run up, and why as the Western li.cistan of the Cm igo, hi and Permanent in Reult. Cures at any happens, und you can bet on it. I dink ml, Minneapolis & Onnha I me, Is also the Shm dry salt late in the season. This is sufficient stage of the disease. Baa cured cases so terrible that their size is not at all women often have to resort to subterfuges ST nud MUreet I tic liom (entt ind Western Mm that bones carae from the nose. a poor ooman should haf a velty husband for all culinary purposes for the conspicuous. They also wear gentlemen^ to get what is really their own. nesota, Wes eri low i, Dl ott JSiebia-.ki met tit I Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh Remedy und a poor man a velty vife. If I winter. Although for boiling or for kid gloves over white, dimpled South-West to If fathers could once be brought to see is mildand pleasant, affording immediate VDiliresBnttcr the trilt-cdged color the yearE round. The largest Butter Buyers recommend Its use. had my vay mit dis vorld, und I heard omelets there is nothing like afresh laid ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS Thousinds of Dairyi.iui say I Is* PERFECT. Used by all the best Creameries. Awarded the Inten Relief and promptcare in all casesot Catarrh, hands and pretty pink nails. The tradespeople this, and give their daughters what AsKyour natloualDiploma atN Y. Diiry Fair.S )WELLSdruppistor merchantf orit or write to ak what it Is,what Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. egg, the preserved one answers well for ufa poor young man vatvanted to insist upon it that locality as it.' they can afford of the mutual earnings, it costs, who usesi where to get RICIIARDSOX & CO, Proprietors, BurtlngtOO. Tt. and the entire Noith and North West, and to tie It will remove Polypus and effectually cure every other purpose. I have often marry a girl no better off as himself I well as race has much to do with the Lumbei Districts ol JSoithern \Yis oi l^l^Wf then the new era would dawn. "Watery and Purulent Discharges ftom the Head .It St Pattlconnections are ide \vrta tl heard a city lady say that she never vonld chain him to a post, Herman, and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath perfectly human build, especially at the foundations. i Kanlei Mfiviswn of the Clucigo, St P. ul,ftm restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearingrelieve could make good custards or cake with shust to keep de fool oud of trouble. A netpoh" tOmih line foi Northern and Cci tnl A Sympathetic Little Wretch. Headache, Break np Colds in the Head Sawing Made Easy. fresh laid country eggs, so accustomed poor man mit any pride ought to know u, lsnousm, and ,nr Chicago and all points taM Strengthen the Voice and Eyas Purify, Regulate ind the tunning of tiams is so in mired that j. ii Johnny came to his mother the other was she to the preserved or stale and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the dot if his love, und care, una protection sengeis from the Western Dmsion of th. Ins Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. afternoon looking very sad indeed, and article. The New Improved is vert anyding it is vert being paid for A Bond of Acquaintance. an hive fiomone to one md oiehahhocis DIAMOND began: MONARCH LICRiNhS at de best price he can get in de market. tend to bu iness in St Paul it desned A jolly crowd of commercial travelers Where fowls are kept, there need When yon s?o South oi South W^etheMiiP tr "Dear mamma, there was a nice little De easiest vay, und de most pleasant, sat in the reading room of a Chicago ,Istne cheapest and be^i INVIGrORATOR. to over this Line titrottght'ir seitii MS sr CtJ never be any lack of fresh eggs at any boy on the street to-day, and the ]A boy sixteen years oic hotel, cracking jokes and telling "ghost" dot a man makes money is ven ho marries and when you go north, east oi mntlwot, cro cs&aawlogsjftstardeii, time of the year. But there are many Dr. Kvory'* Diamond Invlgorator is poor little fellow was so sad it almost OF EVERY KIND CHEAPEB THAN IVEE. llttougrh St mil lite tuealUmlroad fcalievl stories, when in came a slap-sided gawky a voman vot haf it. It vas de safest Sent on lest trial crjr." a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and city people who value fresh eggs and the gieatls oith west Rifles, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, postal forlHaitraied Catalogue containing sM i made me Hoosier, who, thinking himself unobserved, piseness dransaction in de vorld: Nerve Tonic, It makes a delightful, whole lals and fall particulars AGENTS WAITED Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, Two pasenger trains daily, St. ml to C! ica cannot have them in the winter when "Why, my son," said the kind mother, KsMxchUffatainf Saw Co 163RandolphSt, Chicagu some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies quietly sat down and took in through Llroy and Madison, with pullmaii Pul you risk no capital, und you make big Knives, Razors, Skates, the retail price goes beyond their reach, and Strengthens the entire system. Sleepmu Cai or ench train. "what was the matter with him?" Hammocks, etc. all the fun. One of the boys, without profit. Dink uf it, Herman, und vatch For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, but might purchase fresh opes in summer, THKOUGI TICKETS Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. "Well, mamma, he saw all the boys calling anybody's attention to the countryman, Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Rheumatic your chance. Dousands of velty und and by packing down at home, Aflfections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, spinning tops and playing marbles, and casually remarked, as he pointed er this route are on snleat all prineip il stitn.n'. good young vomeh haf married nocount Kausea, Sick Headache and 'Kidney Complaints, have abetter article than can be purchased REUABUE SELF-CURE. Besuieandbuy a tin ough ticket as tht ie generallj he didn't have any, and it made him to a chum who was reading a paper: fellows vot were so poor dot de PITTSBiritGK, PA. it Is Invaluable. Price, SO cents. cheaper, but if yon mnot le tici et in the winter season. For urnig sad to see them enjoying themselves so, AGENTS egg8* pickle is made of pure stone you desire or the 'ntrl mation uiiei' about I itm fleas vouldn't stay mit dem. und you "I shouldn't think Jim Bennett would Ask your Druggist for these Remedies connections, &i, at oui home st iion rite to and he left all by himself." and take no othert or will be sent A favorite prescupt'on of one of the must feel encouraged, you know. N ait there and pore over that old sheet lime, fine, clean salt, and pure water, in most noted and successful specialists in the 3. Free on receipt of price. the underbigned, and \otir lettei will iito\' "Well, Johnny, did you try to comfort von can dell vot a voman was going to Why, if I was as rich as he is I'd raiso (now retired) f,qr tbecure of Nervoua Debility, promp.attention. W ASDALK, the following proportions: Six to eight Descriptive Pamphlets Free. Xiomt Manhood, eakwe* and Deeay. &eni him?" CLARKF Metier il Acmt do." the roof right off this house." lBplain8ealedenvelope/ree. Druggists canfillit quarts of salt, sixty to sixty-five gallons Addres*" Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. Gen. Traffic Manager St ml ,m "Yes, mamma but you know a little The countryman's eyes fairly bulged "But, Misder Hoffenstein," expostulated of water, and one bushel of lime. The Address DR. WARD & CO., Louisiana, Me. Jf. O. Box 33fK 104 John Street, New 1 ork. WANTED I Ladies and Gentlemen,toengage boy like me couldn't do much." out with wonder when he heard this allusion with us to sell several ITsefol Household Herman, "if a man marries a stronger the lime water, and the more "I know that, my son." Articles. Profits large. Labor is light. LYON&rlEAS.Y$ to the editor of such a big paper, voman vot he don't love, hevonthaf free from sediment, the better. Slake Exclusive territory given. Ko competi KMi&miiOT-tm "Yes, mamma so I thought I would and he slowly gathered himselAip and any respect for himself no matter if she tion Terms liberal. Circulars FREE. Address, the lime with a portion of the water Stats A Monro* Sts.,Chicago come in and ask you to give me only Hewitt Haniilact'g Co., Box 868, Pittsburgh, Pa. shuffled toward the chair occupied by WillNad snpUd tosny sdduu their vas velty." then add the remainder of the water HS GREAT CURE just a little twenty-five cents, mamma, MxEISTS 1 or Gon Podge's new book, the alleged Bennett. Gazing at him "Neffer mind, my poy, neffer mind, and the salt Stir well three or four fr IMi, M0 ft*, 310 EngniTinp! A NEW CURB FOB to buy that poor, little, sorry boy some of laitnuQMta. Snlts. Ctpa, Belu, curiously for a moment, he said, in a THIRTY-TUBES YEARS AMONG oder beeple vill respect you. I know a times at intervals, and then let it stand son. rn, Epaaleta, Otp-Lsmpt. POTATO PUGS marbles and a top to play with the other faltering voice, "are you Mr. Bennett Oram Mjort SUA. rod man vot dinks de same vay as you ven until well settled and cold. Either dip ii* ^HsHEOMATISM Sundry Bud Out&u, Repairing boys." the editor of the Now York Herald?" he married, und now he goes around de or draw off the clear pickle into the cask itarisb) SIH taclada hutraafon and Ex w for AmaUor Bandit and Catalan*' "Dear Johnny," said the fond mother, Confa -s a The drummer looked up in amazement streets vearing blue pants mit yellow or vat intended to preserve the eggs. f Choio* Band Matte s Int-oducluon by G^n \V T. Sherman. As it is for all the painful diseases of the kissing her generous boy, "of course but, catching wink from the rest truthful and graph.c record of the author's obscvaturns, patches. Dake my advice, Herman, This is on a large scale, but may oe experiences K!DNYS,LIVER AND BOWELS. exciting1 thrilling adventures and I will," and she gave Johnny the quarter, of the boys, he quietly replied: und don't let a poor voman rope yom proportioned according to judgment for AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMN. It cleanses the system cf the acrid poison Juring S3 yea's amorsr the wildest tribes of the 4 Not Fail and as that young man met Tommy "That's what people say." in."N. Q. Times-Democrat. that causes the dreadful suffering w!ic! family use.Country Gentleman. Sreat West. Splendidly illustrated with Steel only the victims of Rheumatism can realize to lend fop Snoopkins around the corner, he was Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Chro-no-Litl'- "Gosh!" exclaimed the Hoosier. i a THOUSANDS OF CASE8 T. 3g, Johnston, PHUiV P*. ograph Plates in fif'een colors. Has received the our FALL heard to remark: of the worst forms of this terrible disease "Well, my lad," benignantly said the unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men ot The Hew Geography. have been qtdokly relieved, end in short tunc He Served Them All Alike. USICAL INSTRUMENTS Price-Litf "Well, I played it right smart on the our country Gen. Grant#writes- pseudo editor, "whatcan I do for you?" "The best book Addre^ RICHARD PERFECTLY CURED. How many farms are there is the on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishop "Look here, Billy," saU a stern parent Finer, $i. uonro OR SKY, SOLD DY nutGbisTs. free- old woman that time, didn't I? And I forl882. "Why, sir," murmured the almost Wiley, cf Cincinnati, says' *A much needed book Sa?*JJ{U2s United States? 4,008.907. to his seventeen year old son, "I I of all kind for sale very cheap. didn't lie either, for 1 didn't say the little H- Drycan be sent bymail. paralyzed youth, "why sir," mymy Free to any address npon andoneof immense value." ChicagoIn'enor.' "A. K(DjSliri?vWR How many dwellings ncity and country? book of standard and substantial value." Chicago overheard you telling the neighbor's WELLS,HICKAHTJSON& Co Burlington Vt 1 boy lost his marbles and top playin' brother takes the Herald. Do you know application. Contains descriptions Ad-ancel No other book contains as full and I HULL & CO., Box 868, Pittsburgh, F*. 8,965,812. little girl that you were going to marry keeps and I didn't say I was the little him?" accurate account of the Indians." Chicago Trtoune! of everything Which State has the most farms, and her. I've a great notion to tan your boy neither, did IP" It reads like a romance, and is far superior to any The supposed Bennett fainted, and Itoniicd for Personal or Family use, how many? Illinois, with 255,741. book ever published on the subject" 1 he Chicago hide for you. "No, siree," said Tommy, ^yoV the rest of the crowd went into hysterics, Inter Ocean It mdly portrays the Indian just ELASTIC TKUS8 with crer 2,300 illustrations. We sell What is the total number of farm animals? JOYFUL "Don't be scared, pa, I'm not goinoto didn't and nice Sunday school boys like as he is." while the Hoosier didn't stop walking !faraforBom sad Glrli l| 180,972,683. all goods at wholesale prices, in HisriUitlsasMhemill 99 9 AGENT S &&[ marry her. That's what I telf all the us never lies, does we?"Steubenville YotujrsndOldM A NEW IK. until he struck the State line. A tauti Sim, ***!Mlltodt Afis5fiu What do they comprise, and the number quantities to suit the purchaser. Ths rvKKxiQN just patented for thsn. girls that are mashed on me." Herald. Drake's Travelers' Magazine. MKbM f tba body, wkB* tat for Home UM I of each? Swine, 47,688,951 sheep, alli*tha|Miimiata only institution ins America who make waiting thousands' It is the opportunity of a lifetime Fret sad Scroll {taring, Tomtn& 85,191,656 milch cows, 12,443,952 for rapid money making! Remember, new this rtheir special business. Address Boring,Iteuling.Gtiading. Foluhingi .waa KBV* A company has been organized in The foU ^**ss**^ !!!iihiilancwili CO.1. ineg words, if spelt backqrwards, working oxen, 993,970 other cattle, book, superbly illustrated, immense demand exclusire Screw Cutting. Pries 5 to |S0L^ Jtysassaja^sMasatfBMa^ewtSa. Utoey.emk6 MONTGOMERY WARD & Syracuse, with a capital of $40,000 for territory and Special Terms. Seed for illua* wards, or Jojrwards Bend 6 cents for 100 pages, i are the same. 22,488,590 horses, 10,857,981: mules and Suing a newspaper for libel is about MSeaNvTsMSkysaa. Ctnlim Urn. trated circulars, NETTLETOfjparticulars,Chicago, with full to "Name no oi* man." A. & CO., !IU the manufacture of alcohol from wood. MM BBOWfi, LmU. nfiUSTOI VMM CQuCkklCw.111 1.811932. I aai t*t Wssaas Avaaa Cilasss* Ofe as satisfactory as making it enemy through a telephone. iii&g^ 4.