ugi|gMff|igj' "IHWPJ KiilHii(i'i|^" '^m'**?* IMII xi'tw.myirii njTiiiii^iafrHSjjapSf iliMJifliiniiBijimniin 11 ii'^^u^T|"i^i8^f "^%W*W Sfe nil i *Mffl|l "J'J"" i'ii|iri ULM i Wte0^glrWOVfilMBER J' 188*. B' A traveler was leaning at night Y* r**m r'^PLiE' S ROUTE THBOUUH THE GOLDEN NORTH* "Where's the molasses, Bill?" said a Husband Hunting.' against a railing at the Harper's Ferry RS. LYDIA flUUU, OF LYNN, MASS., Norwegian Society. woman sharply to her son, who had returned The season's husband fishery at the railroad station. A locomotive came WEST IS THE Of course, the great object of a tour with an empty jug. "None in along, and he sprang lightly over the summer resorts, says the Philadelphia THE BEST in Norway, says the London Times, is the eity, mother. Every grocer has a rail to escape possible danger. He Times, is generally reported a failure. lii&igo,Milwaukeean St.PaulRailway. to witness the magnificent scenery of big blackboard outside, with the letters thought it was a meadow on the other One reason why the fishery failed was the fiords and lakes and mountain valleys. OF ALL chalked on it 'N. O. molasses.'" side, but knew his mistake when he beeauso the bait was too gorgeous. In a general view the country resembles LINIMENTS struck in a muddy stream forty feet below. While it compelled admiration, it dazzled A gypsy fortune-teller got hold of a Scotland, both in its ruggedness On being rescued ho was asked those who admired it Its glitter baseball-player's hand the other day, and in its beauty, all the more that the ITS 4,500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD hid name. "I wouldn't tell you for a and attempted to map out his future. was too beautiful, but a glance at it was vegetation is very similar in the two Include* Through Itoutes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on this map. thousand dollars," ho replied,'Mu^ribe She concluded that a new world would enough to drive the poor fellows away countries, the most common trees seen me simply as a fool/' have to be made to furnish the checkered with feelings of thankfulness for their on the higher ground being pine and career in store for him. escape. While plainer and less expensive FOB MAN AND BEAST. birch but Norway'is Scotland manifold girls meet their mates, the elegantly An unfortunate lunatic has sent us in respect to the height and massiveness A Carious Pet For more than a third of a century the overdressed lady remains solitary. the following conundrum, which he has and number of its mountains of the In rospecttble native houses in Java, Mexican Mustang Uiiimetttlias been If the girl who isfishing?for a husband used as an instrument of torture on vastness of its forests, and of the extent known to millions all over tho world as a pet is made of a curious little creature makes any mistake it is that of thinking the only safe reliance for the relief of Broad street for the past three days: and picturesqueness of its fiords and called the shooting fish. A small accidents and pain. It is a medicine that the young man who is looking for "Why is an analytical chemist a woman? coasts. In truth, the scenery of Norway above pi ice and pi alsothe best at its stick is fastened in the reservoir containing a wife wants a costly piece of goods for Because he is an an-a-lyzer." kind* For very form of external pain is quite bewildering in its wealth of tho fish, projecting some two show. Some young men want this, but MEXICAN The Post-office department has ruled grandeur and its endless vaiietj. feet above the level of the water, and there are few who can afford it, and that a husband has no control over the Lofty mountains,beetling craigs,frowning when it is to exhibit, a largeflyor other even those who can are in many instances correspondence of his wife, but this decision heights, foaming cataracts, feathery insect is lightly fastened on this. The I/^TsJ* &*&- afraid to yoke themselves to it will not prevent a man from carrying cascades, dense forests, soft peaceful fish swims round the stick once or twice They know that% Mustang Liniment Is without an equal. a too showy young his wife's letter in his inside coatpocket valleys, silvery lakes, follow one another to examine the object then, rising to It penetrates fles.lt and muscle to woman, even if she has wealthy parents, three weeks before mailing it with a rapidity that is overwhelming. the surface, remains for a few seconds the wy bonemaking tho continuance is apt to be full of troublesome whims of pain and Inflammation impos Even in the course of a single day's motionless, and suddenly ejects a few "Dear, dear!" exclaimed Mrs. Brown, sible. It effects upon Human Flesh and and notions very difficult to satisfy. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 traveling you find one scene surpassing drops of water at its intended prey, "I have just been over to see C'ara. the Brute Creation are equally woiulciful. Even if they be so sordid that they and obliterating another like the figures The Mexican Poor child! She is dying of ennui." with a noise not unlike that of a squirt, VEGETABLE COMPOUND. would like to marry for money, these cried Mrs MUSTANG in a kaleidoscope. If this perplexes talk'7 "Why, how jou generally bringing the mark down with young men know enough to reflect that IaaPoritlveCora you in the course of #single daj's journey, Homespun then adding, as she moved the first shot. If this fails, however he riches sometimes take wings and go out what must the effect be in the away from her visitor, "Mercy! 'Tain't repeats his circuit of observation, pauses for MII time Palaflil CtamlalBU VMIINM of sight They stop and consider that teMrkMiftMal* papulation. course of a tour of several weeks or ketcbin', is it" again apparently to measure his distance, th" "^ie-mi the leaiing and if there be wealth and whims, when the 11 cure entirely tha wont form of Female Com. liniment is needed by somebody in months? You think the Kragerorende and then discharges at the fly every house. Every day biings news ci plaints, all ovariantroubles,laflammetlon and Ulcer* Jay Gould, upon an occasion having wealth flies away and leaves nothing enchanting until you have seen Lake the agony of an awful seald or burn once more. This curious pet is described tlo i, (ailing and Displacement!, andtne consequent Aa examination of vhich and reference to the lr test Atlas of the country, will show that this ta received a sample package f whisky but whims, the residue is an exceedingly subdued, of rheumatlo martyrs ie TaUe Mjosen you think the valley of the 8]ina WcttkneM, andtoparUoularly adapted to the as seldom reaching ten inches in length, The Business Men's, Tourists' andt Health-Seekers' Bonanza, with a beautiful card upon which was stoied, or a valuable horse or ox undesirable piece of finery. Tl,n Change of IJfe. Glomraenen magnificent until you have and being of a jellowish color marked saved by the healing powei of this engraved the motto, "United we stand As it is the DIRFCT and roost ca-M-s the OVLTF-KOLTE to theercat and leading BUSINESS CENTEBS rory summer there is a complaint of It II dlBsolTo and expeltumor*fromthe nternaIn LINIMENT ANDFulde HEALTH PLEASCKE RESORTS Of ^^x**a. run down the valley of the Gula. You with dark stripes. divided we fall," slyly remarked to one n eaily stage ot development. The tendencyto can the lack of young men at tho watering nJumo%,thlIjKwin^rtTr1u^ofn wonder whether anything can possibly NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN, IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. eu otis humorsthereiecheekedvecyspeedilyby Its use. of his partners: "You had better have places. This year the complaint is louder be any finer than the foot of the Romsdal It icmoTeafalntnese,flatulency,destroysell craving arm that motto transposed." than ever. One of the reasons is that for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. until jou have seen the Gejranget paonpoad eiqvioSoA aqjjo Cjjimib PALATIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWINC-ROOM CARS which speedily cures such ailments of the extravagant display made by some "I think I shall have to ask your escort It cures Bloating, Headaches, Hervous Prostration. fiord. Nothing you think could surpass pun ^ujtruub ij^oq spauSoa su S9}U}S the HUMAN FLESH as General Debility, Sleeplessness Depression and Indlgestion. 1 of the girls frightens them away. They this evening," said a sister to a big S3Jfir1PTUOU3COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, the panorama of Molde, but it sinks into pajiuQ aq jo saajuoo iiutsitu C.ia[ao -jsa Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff cannot afford such expensive luxuries as brother. "Well, I guess not. Do you Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns insignificance by comparison with the -)i a.ii oqj jo auo si 'MJOJPJ 'ooststu'inji the CHICAGO Mil,WAT/ That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight these girls appear to be. They go fishing, and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and suppose I'm going to let folks know I rllegra towering peaks of the Dovrefjeld and and liacUacho, Isalways permanently cured by Its use. BEST Sprains, Poisonous Bites and or hunting, or boating by themselves, can't go with any girl but my sister? It will at all Minesand under all clrcumtUncnact In the far-stretching ranges of the Thelemarken. Stings, Stillness, Lameness, Old *J0AH %VL9[ or take long pedestrian tours out I'll stay at home nrst" There is a 'mrniony with the laws that govern the femalesystem. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, ts po\a u jo gAV it \ioAoa.toui 'jmrj pun and For tho cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and of the reach of the girls. The girls good deal of such accommodation in *iaaj o2 joirjdapu niojj dn UAv*up uaaq It is the same to the waterfalls, which Indeed every form of external disease. Compound Is unsurpassed. meanwhile sit on the fashionable hotel families. It heals without scars. pq qoiqAV quia &i puv pa|ioq oouo Agent are seen to the greatest advantage in 1.VDIA E. 1INKHAM* VEGETABLE COM* porticos with their papas and mammas, A Norristown man who couldn't live For the BBDTB CREATION it cures POUND is prepared at 83S and 235 Western Avenue. aq %w\\ S.19A\J -Ji.10 \v aqi pajoaaip suq the end of June, when the foliage is full Sprains, Swlnny, Stiff Joints,! and lament and wonder. within his income, was advised to dispense Lynn, Mass. rricofL Six bottfcfo $6. Sent by mail SJUDA" A^UOM!) "sqjdopvv .IOJ oq 'snp *pj 'jaaui^ua Pounder, Harness Sores, Hoof Diseases, on the trees, and when the streams are 9MX %VQJLS y& sqiua pun In the form ot i!lls also I tb* bv of lozenges, on The girl who lets nature take its with a few luxuries. He immediately Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, Atfirstyoupeuuvoi swelled with melting snow. receipt of price, $1 cr fur ertbor lira. Pinkbam Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind- S S MERRILL, (eu'lJUiiM$er sold his gun and hunting dog course, who a\olds putting herself on A CARPENTER, "enlPa and Tietet Aftaal. qsu jo aauaistva aqj si aoiioti oj iqSno.iq SId think it is necessary to take a note of alls, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone,! freely answers ah Utters of Inquiry. Bend for pamph* exhibition as if for sale, who makes no and bought a share in a yacht Many suq SflOAv asaq? jo SfaiSSip 9\\% qoiqM Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon I all the waterfalls you see, but) ou very let. Address as above Vcn'ion fat* Riper THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP more display than is consistent with the Sight and every other ailment I a man would have smoked a cheaper euauiouaqd snouno aqj jo auo uouai soon give that up as a hopeless task No family shoiud U. liout I.**DIA E. PINKHAU*S to which the occupants of the! gracefulness, beauty and good common cigar, and made his wife wear her last Proves beyond any reasonable question that the ui d\\\ omi SuiomjAp'B si JJJOAV aqi pun when you find that in a single day you Stable and Stock Yard are liable. LIVER FILLS, 'inoy constl, ation, bilious i O & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y sense, is reasonably sure of one of two year's dress. The Mexican Mustang rjnlit?nt| 'auopj aupuuisnoQ jo aauuoad aq? ui 091 and torpidity of the liver IS ceutt i cr box. pass several hundreds of them, any one always cures and never disappoints,! SSr Sold by DruBglsta. things. Either she will make a delightful "S uvq eaoiu 'japjoq u.i8ip.iou aqi Suopi Mrs. Gadabout was visiting the Foggs of which would make the fortune of any and it Is, positively, wife for some sensible and worthy ^uns uaaq aAisq s]pA\ jo .laqiunu Q2XV\ and had brought her three noisy boys THE BEST rural retreat in England. The cataracts Is by all odds the best road for jou to -ake when traveling in either direction between man, or she will turn out a happy and sijaAV uiiisaj.li jo suvaiu q vjuqTSg jo with her. "Yes," she replied to some near Lillehammer seem very grand, but Chicago and a!! of tho Principal Points in the West, North and Korthwest. lovely old maul. Better be a nice spinster jaasop eqi Suiraeepoj jo J[JOA\ oqj ui Sai remark about the urchins, "they are all those of Gula eclipse them The Lerfos muttered OF ALL than an unloved wife, man led for heavens!'1 PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM.* JOAasjaclXjipvaissi asi.id.iama qouajj father" "Good near Trondhjem strikes you as a magnificent Carefully ex mime this Map The mcipal Cities of the West and Northwest are Stations on this LINIMENTS money or show. Fogg, "I only wish they were all farther. sheet of water, but when you road Ui. through tiuins make close connections th the trains of all raih onus at junction psints The Best, Cleanest and I shall go mad if they remain most Economical Hair have stood above the Slettafos of the Facts About Bears. Dressing. here much longer." Bomsdal, you forget all about its northern Cannot Stand Civilization. Meier Fan. to Restore Epitaph said to be copied from a rival. The Slettafos itself, however, The population of Honolulu is 10,000, A Bear Ordinarily no More Dangerous than a tombstone in the cemetery Montmarte: is tame before the Voringfos at the head nearly half of whom is American, the Woodchuck the youthful colorto grey FOB MAN OB BEAST. "Here lies Joseph X., who for twenty of the Hardanger fiord, and the Ringedalsfos I rise for a few remarks on tho bear. *r. 5ocand$isuesat other half being made up of natives, of Ilortst.w ggfc* years after the death of his wife lived in I have known bruin for the past, forty near Odde, and the grand but Cologne. Chinese and some English. Of the the society of his mother-in-law, and years. I have met him on the trail in distinctly seen Rjukanfos in Thelemarken. merchants and commercial men a majority A usw and sseMaingly fragrant Northern Michigan, Pennsylvania and died in the certain hope of a better and huting pwfuiM. are Americans, the balance are FriesStand lie. world beyond.^' the North Woods. I have seen him in English. There are also a few Chinese PARKER'S As you thread the mazes of the west THE Deerinff TwiseBinder Wisconsin and Minnesota. A South end man has taught his dog, merchants. The natives, when the missionaries coast, as you penetrate the Stor fiord, when offered sausage, to smell of it and first visited them, numbered Ordinal ily bruin is about as dangerous the Nord fiord, the Sogne fiord or the GINGERTONIC then turn away with a mournful howl, 400,000, but to-day there are not over as a raccoon or the festh oodchuck. Hardanger fiord or as you cross the and when he goes into a butcher's shop 30,000 natives on the island. Like all But it does happen that the country by Gudbrandal or Valdres, or where there are a lot of folks, offers the Indians or aborigines, they cannot stand mother of any mammal will ignore Halnngdal, or Fumedal, or Thelemarken, dog a sausage and the dog does the act, civilization or progress. The descendants danger to hti&elf in defense of her ou are carried from scene to scene A Pint Faulty Mtdieiss tkat Never Intoxicates. is now made for the fourth year and it is awful embarrassing for the butcher, of the old missionaries fell in with 3 oung. Almost an animal will go wild of surpassing grandeur, and each scene If you area mechanic or fanner, wom out with lias a record of unqualified success. and, if he gets a chance, he kicks new modes of life. When the missionaries and reckless of danger in defense of makes it difficult to remember that overwork, or a mother run down by familyorhousehold the dog. first settled on the island they her young, and the bear is wonderful It was the first made and has been duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. which went before. There may be disadvantages brought up their childienwith puritanic on music. Consequently, when a shebear A New York belle met with a sad If you area lawyer, minister or business man exhausted brought to perfection while competing in this boundless richness by mental strain or anxious cares do not strictness, but other people coming in turns on her tormentors, it is well loss while returning from a summer resort and constantly-charming variety, but it and imitating machines have been take intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S among them, they were soon infused to keep back about eighty -fi\e and a the other day. Bj some means her cannot be doubted that it maintains the GINGER TONIC, I made for only one or two seasons with the spirit of enterprise and took up half feet. She doesn't want to hurt diary, containing the names of all the If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or interest of a tour in Norway at a very and some of them are advertised Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with any grants of land and learned how to make anj body. She only wants to get her gentlemen she had become engaged to, high level. You may travel for days disorderofthelungs,stomach,bowels,bloodornerves this year for the first time. money. Most of the missionaries sent babes away from that fearful biped dropped out of the car window, and and weeks,over hundreds and thousands you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGER IONIC. their children to this country to acquire with the Derby hat and a dead rabbit now she can't tell which of her male It uses small inexpensive cord, of miles, by land and by lake, by fiord If you are wasting awayfromage, dissipation or an education, and they returned with cut on his hair. friends have aright to kiss her. any diseaseor weakness and require a stimulant take never fails to bind every bundle and and by open sea, and never find the GINGER TONIC at once it will invigorate and build modern ideas. This, with the infusion If ou humor her ou are safe enough. scenery sink to tameness, never wear} is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, Parson Jones had just concluded his you upfromthefirstdose but will never intoxicate, CHICAGO & NORTH=WESTERN RAILWAY] of the foreign element, has produced a If you want to put jour hounds on her, It has saved hundreds of lives tt may save yours of gazing on its wonders or of admiring s* long discourse, the benediction had HOST DURABLE AND BEST society in Honolulu, which is equal in THE CHICACO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. making the escape of her cubs doubtfulwell, its beauties. The beauties of Norwegian HISCOX A CO, 163 William St, New York. 50c. f4 been pronounced, and the congregation FINISHED MACHINE in theCUcr education and refinement to that of any one dollar ilits, at all dtalen In medicines. ill it Pnn lpal line s, runs ef cli waydmlj fnmtwot 1\ tor more fast cipr's train "y ou takes your choice." If scenery, it may be inferred from this, was dispersing. Said Deacon Brown, a GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SI7K. market. the onl} rjart West, \orth or korthwest of Chicago that uses the other city.St. Louis Republican you drive her to desperation and she are confined to a few favored spots the? great admirer of the parson, "A fine Any one who buys the PEERING has the grit to stand by her cubs, "bettei are spread over hundreds of miles, and sermon and well timed, too." "Yes," Imqerial Palce Dining Cars. WIT AND HUMOB. avoids every chance of trouble you stand a leedle back." they are both on the coast and in the in BINDER replied Fogg "it was certainly well is the onl} road that runs Pullman Sleeping Cars North or Northwest of Chicago It has oTcr,e or failure in the harvest. I'have bagged a good deal of bear terior. To explore the country thoroughly, timed. About half the congregation People who do not object to fatprinters 00 MILEb OF ROAD It forms among othera the foiling Trunk Linea so as to able to form a judgment foi meat. I have been twice on a lone had their watches out most of the time and legatees. ounoil Bluffs, Colorado and California Ltne, Winona Ml rrctota & Central Dakota MANUFACTURED BY cruise in the North Woods. I saw several yourself as to what are the finest points he was talking." IOUX City & Northwestern Nebraska Line, Chicago' St Paul & Minneapolis Line William Deeving, The horse-trotting brave deserves the bears thereall intent on their own would occupy not months, but \ears. LI tin Rockford, Freeport S Dubuque Line Milwaukee, Greenbay & Lake Superior Lin An Ohio insurance agent in Dakota agricultural fair. Jim hncr allej Pierre Deadwood Line Waukesh, Madison & North* ru Line* affairs. some time ago offered a Norwegian a CHICAC O. A Baltimore edito" can make a European So slight was the danger from wild Tickets over tint road are sold by all coupon ticket agents in the Unite* States and Cansdaa cigar. He took it, but not seeming to When the conductor.tore oft* the coupon trip for $5.50 p?r day. Remember to ask tickUs ia this road, be sure over it, and take non ether, animals there, and so childish seemed know just what to do with it the agent Manufacturer also of from a ticket of a ladj nger oil LA1IG Gen lbupenntendent, Chicago. H. STENNET, Gen 1 Pass Agent, Chicago. the immense armaments of the average What business hzs a bank cashier offered him his cigar from which to obtain a Connecticut railroad tin* day, The Deering light Reaper, The Leering and Warrior W. HEIDE3IAN, AGE 1ST, NEW ULM, MINN. tourist, that I came to leave not only lugging $30,000 around in a satchel a light. He took the lighted she threw the remainder on the window, Mowers, and The Leader Beajiers. my rifle but my revolver behind. And after dark? LANDRETHS PP^EESEEPslFarma cigar, put it in his mouth, and placed and subsequently evpLuned thai I found the eight-ounce rod and the Several murderers have been hung the nnlighted one in his pocket It she had seen him tear the ticket up, and pocket hatchet all-sufficient for defense lately who didn't believe they were was the last one the poor insurance thought the piece was of no account, against wild beasts. All the same, a going straight to Heaven. man had, and he was twenty miles and we'll wager she laid all the blame she bear with cubs may be dangerous. from ton n. on the conductor and called him a fool, Where do the hats go?" an exchange I will give three instances that I can SEEDS For the MERCHANTS!LO!L!!SSLS|SSow too. asks. Some of them go to the theater vouch for: GARDENERrou For the MARKET Recommendations of a Journal of Health. and obstruct the view of the audience. SEEDS For the PRIVATE FAMILY A Tough Witness. Forty years ago "Jim Steele," with a SEEDS Try popcorn for nausea. An enterprising foundry-man has ourselveso Crown by record of seven panthers, twenty-one During a recent trial, it was thought Try cranberry for malaria. named an economical stove he has invented bears and 1,300 deer, resided at the important by counsel to determine the Try a sun bath for rheumatism. |7-Handsome Illustrated Catalogue anal Rural Register FREE TO ALL. INVENTIONS! IA fc B! ItrjlXU 1 the 'Semi-coal-' un." mouth of "Asoph Run." He sent his ginger *le for stomach cramps. length of time that a certain quarter of may still, in mosi i lass, be patented Ly us Ltnu Tr 1 MERCHANTS, SEND 179 YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. son, aged 14, up the creek for the cows When the plasterer is at work upon a oppositothe S 'itent Oftice, md eni?iged beef remained in an express-wagon in Try clam broth for a weak stomach. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS ore PATEI^T DUSINtf Sl.XCL.USI\kL\, we tan sc one evening. The boy came back DAVID LANDRETN&SONS.SEED 6R0WER8,PHILADELPHIA ceiling, it may be said that he understands front of plaintiff's store before it was cuiep'iteiitbin le timetlnn those who lie ie Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas. a certain cure tor all diseases frightened and crying, saving that a his business. taken by the defendant. The witness mote fiom Washm (ton and who mt"d depend up Try gargling lager beer for cure of requiring a complete tonic especially on the mailsin all tnusictions with the Patent big bear had chased and nearly caught under examination was a German, A St Louis horse chews tobacco. We thesore throat Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter* Office. ^^^^Uye Lawrence & Martinis him. Old Jim was disgusted at whose knowledge of English was limited "have often seen a fast driven horse When Inventors model or sketeli nc mike Try swallowing saliva when troubled mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, boy's cowardice. Leaving his rifle, he but he testified in a very plain, search the Patei i thce and uH lse is, to its on smoke. Loss of Strength, Iiack of Energy, with a sour stomach. testability FREE0!' HARGE Coi iespon tencei on went back uith the boy, and at the straightforward way to having weighed etc. Enriches the Mood, strengthens Try eating fresh radishes and yellow Did Richard III. exclaim, "Give me ttde.iti.il,pjices \o,v and ^O CHAKGL IJMAS mouth of the Kennedy Run the boy the meat and to having afterward carried *TLNT IS OBfAlfl fcD tlwi muscles, and gives new turnips for gravel. another horse!" because he was tired of commenced to say, "It was just here," it out and put it into the wagon. We refer to Hon. stmnster Genet ilD Kej life to the nerves. Acts like a Try eating onions and horseradish to the nightmare he had been riding? ev. Powder, 1 loihcialsni the S item when an immense bear jumped from Then the following ensued: charm on the digestive organs, relieve dropsical swellings. Ofllce, and especially oour cliPntsin e\&j Slit The difference between a dandy and under the bank, reared on her hind of the Union and in nida Foi specul tefeien "State to the jury how long it was removing all dyspeptic symptoms, Try buttermilk for removal of freckles, a fat hogone is dressed to kill and the ces, tei ms,advice, & Address legs, and, showing all the teeth she after you took the meat from the store ruch as tasting the food, Belching, tan and butternut stains. A. *?iiow& Co.. other is Killed to dress. had, growling, snarling and threatening and put it in the wagon before it was Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, Opposite Patent ofhee, W i*h Try the croup-tippet when a child is made at the party. Old Jim took An engaged girl is happiest when she taken away." "ic. The only Iron Preparation likely to be troubled in that way. PEOPLE WHO LIVE it in at once. "Jump on my back," he is telling about it to another girl who is that will not blacken the teeth or "Now I shoost cand dell dat I Try hot flannel over the seat of neuralgic yelled to the youngster, which the boy not engaged and is not likely to be. -lv headache. Sold by^ill Drgat along the line of and near to the old SI PAUL thinks 'bout dwelve feet I say no neareras pain, and renew frequently. For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS. ASTHMA, PNEU- did at once and yelling, backing, and SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and us A inous $:.00 a bottle. dat." A first-class bronze statue of an editor Try taking codliver oil in tomato catsup Bianch Lines, now aputotthe MONIA, CONSUMPTION, Dlee of THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. flourishing a knife, all the weapon he CHEMICAL. CO can be had for $5,000, and every "You don't understand me. How BALSA QFTOL L,HOV/ if you want to make it palatable. Has always been one of MEDICJLt the mos important had, old Jim and the boy got away. ^^A FACULT city ought to have at least twenty in its long was it from the time the meat left Try snuffing powdered borax np the weapons wielded by tbe Baliimoic, fti 1. Then they saw the mother bear cross COUSHSJCOLOS,r,THROATuo agauwttheencroachmentsof parks. the store and was put into the wagon nostrils for catarrhal "cold in the head." J} i on 3i -i v L"J" i!ini\ CMI.\J BRONCHITIS," ASTHMA, SORB dethe "riffle" on the creek and scatter up kpoli^ & Oii(hl\k 1(11]e. before it was taken away by the Try taking a nap in the afternoon if IpientandadvancrJ "Where are the men of '76?" shrieks the mountain side, to be seen no more 1-ATiJNS. iff 5 f*, fendant?" and LUNGS, butit has never been so advant.d CONSUMPTIO N in its incipient and advance you are going to be out late in the evening. know that this is the short and quid Ine toil an excited exchange. Oh, to Halifax of men forever. EYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties affor points Centeal and Western Missoim to all "Now I know not what you ax dat with the men of 76. Give us the women system after tbe cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price il.oo. DIAMOND points in Kins is, Nebi tsk i Colnd Te\ is, Thirty-two years ago "Harry Ellis," for. Der wagon he was back up mit Try hard cidera wineglassful three of 23! California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, an 1 Donot be deceived bydealers who try topalm off Rock and Rye born and bred on Pine creek, guided a dat sidewalk, and dat's shoost as long hit this is the Onltf Miine between Minnesota times a dayfor ague and rheumatism. MEDICAID-article-th- in place ofPrivate our TOEU,ProprietaryD ROCK AN RYEVwhich ibottle,ONLYheths "All things come to the man who CATARRH rortl A7FWT genuine has a Die Stamp on each whic atcd the South West, party to the huckleberry hills of the as It was. You dell me how long der Try breathing the fumes of turpenor permits^ he Sold by Drofrlata, Grocers mmA Dealer* Everywhere, waits," but a dime judiciously4bestowed THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES Barrens. While prospecting for thetine sidewalk was. Den feet? Dwelve feet? carbolic acid to relieve whooping on a restaurant waiter will hurry things WITHOUT 8PBCIAX. TAX OB LICBNSB. REMEDY, of the populous dSissouiii a'llt", namelj best berrying grounds he was suddenly Den I dells you how long it was." cough. up a little. The ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, Id Siouar City, Council tSlutTt, On\o he TULU, confronted by an immense bear, which "I don't want to find out how wide Try a cloth wrung out from cold water St. Joseph .IlchtKon Icemen Upon a writer claiming that his arose from behind a large fallen trunk, worth and Kaunas City A Positive Cure for Catarrh ot all the sidewalk was, but I want to know," put about the neck at night for sore works contained "much food for kinds. It to Instantaneous in felled Th" St Paul It Sioux City Raih id, now knew i and, rearing on fier hind legs, made speaking very slowly, "how longthis throat and Permanent In Kenlt. Cures at any as the Wentern JUtision of the Chic igo, St thought," a friend remarked: "That directly at him, roaring, grunting, meatwasinthewagon before Try an extra pair of stockings outside Paul Minneapolis* Si Omnha Line, Is also tlie Shot stag* or the disease. Has cured cases so terrible may be so but it is wretchedly cooked." that bones carae from the lose. snarling, and showing her best array of mud IBirtct Lfne from Centnl md Western Mm itwastakenaway of your shoes when traveling in cold i nesota, Webtti low a, Dakota Nebraska and the Dr. Evors's Diamond Catarrh Remedy teeth. Harry seized and flourished a New York and Ohio people carry "O, dat! Veil, now, I not sold my weather. South.West to is mildand pleasant, aBurding Immediate OITCS Butter the srilt-edged color the year ronnd. The largest Bntter Buyers recommend Its ns* pine knob, whooping and yelling at the horse-chestnuts in their pockets to ward meat so. I all time weigh him never Try walking with your hands behind Relief and promptcure in all casesot Catarrh, liousands of Dairyi u.n say IT I S PERFECT. Usefi by all the best Creameries^ Awarded the InteR ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS top of his voice as he ran backward at Influenza. Hay Fever, Bronchitis* off rheumatism. It is more convenient natioualDiplomaattf Y. Dairy Fair, measure meat, not yet. But I dinks you if you find yourself becoming bent It will lemove Polypus and effectually cure it costs, who nsesit whrre to get and the entire North and North West, and to 11 his best pace for a few rods only, when than to hang a cabbage around the about dree feet I know not, shentlemens, forward. Watery and Puralent Discharges from the Head Lumbei Districts of Northern Wisconsin. the bear turned and quickly conveyed neck. how is dis. I dell A OU all I can, Jit St Vant counections are ide \ith tic Try a silk handkerchief over the face and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath peifectly restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing, Eaxtei tt Itivmion of the Chic igo, St ml, JMIU her two cubs out of danger. shoost so good as I know." when obliged to go against a cold, piercing You will wonder where all the dogs relieve Headache, Break op Colds in the Head, ne ipohs Jft OmaVa line for Moithein and Ccitia) On the same range of hills I once "Look here, I want to know how wind. Sawing Made Easy. Strengthen the Voice and Eyss Purify, Kegulate in Georgia are until you dismount at lsnonsin, and .nr Chicago and ill pants la^-t and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the went huckleberrjing with Farmer T., and the running of trains is so in ingtd tint pis long it was before the meat was taken Try planting sunflowers in jour garden the gate of a planter's house. Then Bead and Throat Price, 60 cents. sengeis fiom the Western Ditisinn of tlu lit The New Improved his wife and daughter, on invitation. away after it was put in the wagon?" if compelled to live in a malarial you will wonder if he owns all the dogs ^an hive ftomone to one and onehiltluius .tee DIAMOND IQNIBCI LICHTMNfl Our rig was a two-horse farm wagon, "Now you dry and get me in some tend to bu iness in St Haul it desiied neighborhood.Footers Health Journal. in Georgia. W'henpoMtro South or South WebtbestitP the bottom of the wagon packed with ,Ii the cheapest and heat. scrapes. Dat meat was shoost so long INVIGORATOR A distinguished naturalist says a bear to over this Line throng-hthe net en g- irilU IA. boy sixteen jreara oW invertedtubs and buckets. Distance to in der wagon as he was in der shop. and when you go noith, east oi noitlnvcst, co can saw \offaet and easy is ordinarily no more dangerous than a How People Die. Dr. Evory's Diamond Invigorator is w--v Sent on ten trial Send the ground, twenty-one miles. through bt aul the Oieat Itiflrond Cenfiecf 0F EVEBT KIND CHEAPER TEAM EVES. Dat's vot i told you. Dat meat vas a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and woodchuck. That may all be very true, postal for Illustrated CatelogiMcratatnj^teattmou Miss Nightingale has pointed out how the greatNorlhwest Rifles, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, By dint of starting at 3 a. m., and Nerve Tonic. It makes a deligutiul, whole fats and full particulars. A-OESTTS WAMTEIt. dead meat. He don't got no longer in but in a square hug the bear is far more Two passenger trains nlj St. ml to Clncagi constantly the mental state of the dying Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, some drink, which Invlcorates, Purines abusing the horse to unwouted speed, den dousen year, not mooch." through Llroy and idison, wilhpullinan il Knives, Razors, Skates, tenacious. and Strengthens the entire system. depends on their physical conditions. Sleeping Gais or ench train we were on the ground at 11 a. m., FREE! "That will do." Hammocks, etc. For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, As a rule, she tells us, in acute cases Mrs. Partington honored us with a THROUGH TICKETS Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Itheumatic amon berries so plenty that the ground Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. s interest in their own danger is rarely Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, call this morning. She is looking well, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, was absolutely hidden. It was a short er this ronte are on lie at all principal st itions A Long Beach. Nausea, Sick Headache and "'Kidney Complaints, RELIABLESELF-CURE. felt. "Indifference, excepting with regard and says she is like the windows of a Be sure and buy a through ticket as thej aie genei job to pick a bushel of berries on such it is invaluable. Price, S O cents. PITXSBTTRGB, PA., Turle was the most modest and retiring to bodily suffering, or to some duty tllj cheaper, but if you cannot get the ticket^ renovated houseall the old panes are ground but I had been there before, Aak your Druggist for these Remedies AGENTS musician of his time, but he could you desire or the "lfnmation nvinttd aboutmlfs the dying man desires to perform, is out of her and the pneumatics are A favorite prescription of one oftlj* and take no other! or will bo sent and I thought I knew of a place about connections, Ac .tt your home st cion, \wite to assert himself on occasion. One night most noted and successful specialists In the 1L& the far more usual state. But patients things of the past Free on receipt of price* the undersigned, and join letlei i\ill itccn' three-quarters of a mile westward, (now retired) for the cure of JVerreue MteMtjmfi at the Prussian embassy the Chevalier who die of consumption very frequently prompt nttehtion. W fLASDALl-, ttomt Manhood, Weatcnmma and JDeeay. 8ent ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. where the berries were equally plenty, An oil producer was requested to give In plainsealedenvelope/Vee. Druggistscanfillib CLARKF. eneta Agent, Nevkomm was boasting that he could die in a state of seraphic joy and peace VAddrer" Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. but larger. So I took a large tin pail Gen Traffic Manager St i\iul in a judgment note for a debt he owed, extend his hand on the keyboard over Addreat DR. WARD & CO., Louisiana, M* P. O. Box 83(H). 104 John Street, New ork. the countenance almost expresses rapture. WANTED! Ladies and Gentlemen, to engage but firmly refused, saying: "No, sir, I an octave and three notes and, after with us to sell several Useftal Household Patients who die/ot cholera, peritonitis, and started. Half way to the ground tLYON&HEALY will never sign a judgment note. I did Articles. Profits large. Labor ia light. executing this feat, he looked round etc., on the contrary often die in KI0:NMliilK there is a gulch to be crossed, and this Exclusive territory given. No compete it once, and I come very near having with an air which challenged admiration I State Monroa sts..Chicago. a state approaching despair. In dysentery, ton Terms liberal Circulars FREE. Iddress. gulGh was badly blocked with fallen to pay it." Hewitt Mannfact'g Co., Box 808, Pittsburgh, Pa. from the company. Turle quietly Will Mod trtHid to any aiUreu their diarrhea, or fever, the patient timber. When near the bottom I halted BAHDCATAUOCUC, 18 A SURg QURE AGEISTSt For Gen. Dodge's new book, ,Perhaps the casual reader has never approached the piano, and, taking an often dies in a state of indifference." A NEW CURE FOR for 188\ 100 410 Engraving*] to select the best rojtes for getting I of tutramenU. SiiU. Caps Belu, sat down on a buzz saw and felt himself octave and a half in his enormous ITY-THREE YEARS AMONG Those who have carefully examined the by or over some fallen trees that lay in Pompom, Epauleu, Cap-Lamp*. for all diseases of the Kidneys and POTATO RUGS WILD INDIANS gradually fading away. If so, hegrasp, said: "One more for luck!" to Standi. Drum MajorH Staff* and dead on the battle field, or in the streets my path when a very large, dingylooking Hats, Sundr Band Outnu, Rerahinc l*P doesn't know what it is to form the acquaintance the discomfiture of the chevalier. (Materbli, *lc Inrl 1 le Initiation and hx T LIVER- after an emeute, are struck with the fact "brown-nosed" bear sprang on Jerciaet for Atnitrur Band* and Catalogue' of a somnambulistic bulldog ^Introduction by GOJ. W. T. Sherman. Contains a (hat while the expression on the faces ofCneic "-i 11 uto a pine, sprang off again directly at me, It haaipecifla action on this most important truthful and graphic record of the author's observations, in the prime of life. of those who have died by gunshot got on her hind legs, and began to play Did you ever see a woman mail a letter? organ, enabling it to threw off torpidity cad thrilling aarentures and exciting experiences AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. ^NotPail Jennie June sighs for a scientific wounds is one of agony and distress, the inaction, rtttnwlating the healh s^cret.on. of the usual game of scareshowing all 'during 33 years among the wildest tribes of the She will undertake to drop it into Great West Splendidly illustrated with Steel to Mod for the Bile, end by keeping the beroeU in free dressmaker. What is it but science dead by sword have a calmer expression, her teeth, making the savage, roaring, Safe sure, cleanly and cheap. Sample Pachace, Postpaid, the box, then she draws it back and Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Chromo-Lith* condition, effecting its regulardischarge. 30 ct AGFNTS WANTED Addrei8, lour FALL though their wounds often seem more that calls for twenty-eight yards ol barking, growling noise common to enraged PJIolori^a If you are suffering rem pgrapn Plates in fifteen colors. Has received the scans the directions tries the stamp to IWICIiai malaria,have the chilis, T. X3C. Johnston, PltUbni*sl PISSliJf'L unqualified endorsement of the mosteminent men of Price-List bears. On the instant I commenced painful to the eye. A very careful observer, goods in a dress so tight that the wearer see that it is on fast scrutinizes the are bilious,dyspeptic, or constipated, EidneyWortwill Cur country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best book INSTRUMENTS surely reliei and qiackly cure. a lively retrograde movement forl882, who was through the Indian can't draw a long breath without gummed side and runs her finger over bn Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishop In the Spring to cleanse tl-e System, every Once I caught my heels and tumbled Mutiny, entirely confirms this. After Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: "A much needed book hearing buttons fly? Free to any addm* upon it once or twice then gives itone or two of al! k'rtcis for 3a!e very cr eap. one should taks a thorough course of it. nd one of immense value." Chicago Interior: "A over backward, but got up suddenly. It application, Goptainsdo* giving several instances, he says: "A I Catalogues free. Yddras3, P'.CMAP *1- SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Price SI. sudden jerks, which sends it rapidly into "Man," says Victor Hugo, "was the book of standard and substantial value." Chicago KIDNE WORT was a Chinese fight Growling, snarling yldvancil **N other book contains as full and rapid death by steel is a'most painless, the box. She then peeps in to see if acripUoM of everything conundrum of the eighteenth century SKULL & Box ses, Pittsburgh, p*. accurate accountofthelndians." Chicago Tribune! teeth and clawson one side: whooping 1 Saber edge or point divides the nerves it went through. woman is the conundrum of the nineteenth feqoired for Personal or Family ate, It reads hke a romance, and is far superior to tuxf yelling and pounding tinware on so quickly as to give little pain. A bul* pS book ever published on the subject." The Chicago century." An American editoz with over 2,200 illustrations. Weeell A0Bira5^f^tdon5ooko?ojust the other. Nobody hurt Bear badly Inter Ocean .i It vividly portrays the Indian let*lacerates."London Spectator, A Bad Pre-Eminence. JOYFUL adds: "We can't guess her. but will fall goods at wholesale prices, in tuheb.'L Newsfor Boysand Girls!) scared. As for myself, I wasn't seared, -J-i3cnnfre That incentives to crime are rapidly 5}M.ja never give her upno, never!" Young and OU! I A KLW IN. quantities to suit the purchaser. The 999 a bit! As for the bear, it goes without cap suapc with Sett Aaitsticf VKNTION just patented (or them, increasing is evidenced from the recent "You just ought to see bow I was Ballia cc.i auictsitselTtoaU only institution in America who makethis shocked!" said Mrs. Brown, saying that when she had played me off for Home use Taritlani 01 while th offer at Lancaster, Pa., of a cake to be paying attention to Miss Flapjack out waiting thousands! It is the opportunity of a life* Vl hallintl' ccsosbatktha Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning stepping into the pantry just in time to .their special business. Address a few rods, she got down on all fours Euntery lrnzi icsi r'anasarMnvoukl time for rapid money making! Remember, new ublicl presented to thefishermanor at the picnic." "Did you speak tc Boring, Drilhng,Gnnding,I dishing. eaten Johnnie in the act of hiding ajar rtUh tbe Fl"gcr. With ligh and took herselfout with her cubs for book, superbly illustrated: unmense demand exclu* $50.. ,5 Screw Cutting. Pr.ce 15 to MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.*, her?" *K), no I didn't proceed to thai tf who tells the most original and jiesr.TC the Herniau held lecnrcl* "-c save territory and Special Terms. Send for illustrated t, of preserves beneath Utt folds of his Send 6 cents xrt 0 all she was worth.from Forest and Ivrand &ig!t. and radical can certain, lt li mtj, dara&w extreme, but I patted, her poodle dog ot Sicturesque lie. If old Ananias were circulars, with full particulars, to EPHRAIH CPvOV LowU, XMM MActeap. SwtbymaO. -Cirealaa CMS. ST aarf SSt Ws** Aveaac, Ckteac* H, jacket: "Yes, Johnnie, rot stocked." Stream. iArCNBTTUrrON CO., Chicago, III, the back when she wasn't looking. SaeiiESTOff TEUSS CC CUc&so. iP ere be would take the cake. 4 MmJ&