unit nuiim in ,L ^f *?&: **$$s W^ViEWT^^EDNESAYTlNaVEMBER 1, 1882] iNAvy ui-M N i&Q^*%g& ,*MM*W !& A schoolmistress, while taking do wn PLE' ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTHWEST A Sorrowful Romance. IRS. UNA HHKHAH. Br LYMN, MASS., Nevada fossils, The Ariaona Duelists. the names and ages of her pupils and of IS THIS The editors of the daily Tombstone" their parents, at the beginning of the .footprints of Enormous AnimalsPetrified Trees Epitaph and Tombstone Independent, *0,MilwaukeeandSt,PaulRailway. The Story of a Love Affair in which President An Interesting Section. term, asked one little fellow, "What's printed at Tombstone, Arizona, have Lincoln's Assassin W as One of the Principals. your father's nsnie?" "O, you needn't Now that so mu ch is being said about something to write about now, and they A page of the unwritten apochryphal I he tracks of antediluvian elephants and take down his name he's too old to go write with all their might. Samuel history of the United States appears in to school to a woman!" was the innocent prehistoric man at the State Prison quarry, Purdy of the Epitaph and Patrick Hamilton the Pittsburg Telegraph. It is as follows: reply. near Carson, it may be that some of ITS 4,500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD of the Independent were to fight a the scientists of the Pacific coast will A young lady, being addressed by a &llKle Through Routes between the terminal points of Blithe heavy lines shown on this map. duel, and didn't fight because the pistols A merchant of Allegheny has in his think it worth while to take a look at gentleman much older than herself, observed to be used couldn't be agreed upon. possession the following note: the tracks be)ond Day. ton, near the that the only objection she had So they went home guiltless of each April, 12, mouth of E Dorado canon. These to a union with him was the probability It will not be possible for mo to keep the appointment other's blood, and explanations were in for this afternoon. I regret it tracks are in rock that is denuded. W of his dying before her and leaving her order. Hamilton said that Purdy imich, but business lntei feres J. W. II have never examined them, but have to the sorrows of widowhood. which "weakened" when the fighting parties The note wjjis written by John Wilkes frequently heafd them spoken of by Professor he made the complimentary reply: were a few miles over in Sonora, and Booth in 1865, two days before Lincoln W F. Stewart (now dead), who "Blessed is the man who had a virtuous as Purdy's party was the first to withdraw was assassinated. I April, 1865, the thought them very remarkable and of wife, for the number of his day shall be from the bloodless field he rises to Allegheny merchant went to Baltimore much scientific importance. The tracks doubled." explain. The substance of it all is that to endeavor to find some traces of his are described as much the same as those Hamilton, as the challenged party, un This is good for a waif Said a fond brother, who had gone from Pittsburg found at the state prison quarry. Though der the code had the right of choice of mother at the table of a fashionable as a soldier in the early part of the Professor Stewart said nothing of the weapons. chose pistols and brought Chicago hotel, the other day, "Do you war. "Th second day after my arrival tracks of human beings, he had a good a pair along with him which he and nis know my little son, that the word menu in Baltimore," said the merchant, deal to say of the tracks of mammoth second insisted should be used. Puidy BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are is French for bill of fare?" "O yes "I called at the house of Mrs. Th horses. These may have been the tracks also brought a brace ot pistols, supposing a certain cure for all diseases mamma," was the assuring reply, "me family consisted of Mrs. her daughter of elephants or of the mammoth. I i he would be privileged to use one of requiring a complete tonicespe nu it!" Th mother fainted right there. Estelle and Robert, a boy about also spoke of great quantities of petrified LYD1A E. PINKHAM'S his own Now, it happened that Hamilton's cially Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inte rmittent She was afraid the boy wouldgrow up wrood that was strewn about the twelve ears old. Miss Estelle was between pistols were very hard on the Fevers, Want of Appetite, to be a paragraph editor. eighteen and twenty years old. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. surface of the ground. trigger and Purdy could not raise the Iioss of Strength, Ijack of Energy, was showing his friend, a western and was rather prett\ Sh was tall This would seem to indicate that tha hammers without using both arras. etc. Enriches the blood, strength* merchant, around the city, and as he and slender, and talkeil with great spirit. IeaPosIMveCure ground was once the bottom of a lake. ens tho muscles, and gives new One of his wrists had lately been shattered pointed to the stock exchange he proudly She was Very graceful and quick Indeed, all the low grounds in this part fur hit (liitae Painful Complaints S WeaHcncM life to the nerves. Acts like a by an accident and he had little evmmoa t*ONrfeeacfaul population. said: "That is our Ras-el-Tin palace, witted, and san well. When 1 had of Nevada shows signs of having been charm on the digestive organs, use of that hand. Th agreement was ill om entirely tha worst form of Female Com1 told Mrs. what errand was in so to speak." Fifteen minutes later covered by water in ancient times, and removing all dyspeptic symptoms, laliii all ovarian troubles,Inflammation and Ulcers to fire and keep on firing until one or they were in a busy, crowded fashionable Baltimore she expressed a great deal of An examination of hich, and reference to the latest Atlas of the country, will show that this is also some plats of considerable altitude. MOM, I tilling and Displacements, and the consequent such as tasting the food, Belching, both principals were dow n, and with The Business Men's, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza. restaurant, and his friend remarked: sympathy for my mother, and insisted i 1 Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to tbe II a In 1860 we found a petrified log of pine, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn. Hamilton's pistols Purdy would have liunge of I He. "This, I suppose, is your Ras-elHash upon my occupying the room winch belonged some thirty feet in length and eighteen Abit is rao DiUECT and, in moit cites the ONLY KOLTE to the srrcat and leading BUSINESS CENTERS, *tc The only Iron Preparation been at great disadvantage. Hamilton It will dissolve sndeipeltnnorsfroutheuternsln HEALTH AND FLE 18URE RE0OP.TS of palace?" to her son who as in the arim. inches ni diameter, on the side of a hill that will not blacken the teeth 01 NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. insisted upon his pistols, and his an emly etnge of development. The tendency to con ''Airs. told me that her daughter to the southeast of American Flat. ci rous humors there is checked very speedily by Its use give headache. Sold by all Bruj? A little girl was asked by her mother second said: "It my pistols don't go Comult the le ding Railway Guides and MapFoidfr Time Tables of thie Road andkura the lea*iwg and had formed a fancy for a man who did It I cmoves falntnesi, flatulency, destroys all craving Strewn over Spring valley there was also gists at $1.00 a bottle. on her return from church how she airi vi uptime the Mugm/icput Trains of nothing goes." Then Purdy's second, for FtliunUuits, and relieves weakness of the stomach. not care for her, and who was an actor. CMvHI \G ET at that time mu ch petrified cedar, fir, liked the preacher. "Didn't like him at PALYr!AL SLEEPING AND DRAWfNC-ROOM CARS after a consultation with his principal, BROWN CHEMICAL CO BE, It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, She said that nothing had ever come E[amiltodn pine and other kinds of wood. The all, was the reply." "Why?" asked her lh WD General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. Baltimore, 7**u. ropose to toss up for pistols, but the out of the matter, and she did not think SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, prospectors were in the habit of "sledgin mother. "'Cause he preaches till he 'M that al ITCcH B)tti- rr- nirdii li?wl1 im nc second would not accept the N I ix I I 1 1 1 there Was anything to fenr, but she did v. st t' in At i erv conoihdo 1 able point tho teiritjry named theliamciHgne get tickets reading thereinandr ove the CHICAGO MLLWAUe g" these logs up, in order to get at That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight made me sleepy, and then hollered so vo will have the privileg proposition. There's nothing for it but kth \Msi 1'IL-L UATwWW.,*'andhehuie ioothe ViVJ,1 B5WAPE '"SYAYIOMS. not like the man's profession, although owl backache. Is always peitnanently cured by Its use BEST HOTELS and DIN LNG HALLS, and the BEST the knots, piece of pitch and other parts loud that he wouldn't let me go to to wait until Purdy's wrist gets well in 5.Lk\ILL .n ow ly pirtic iar to found in the world 111\ 111 at all times and under all circumstances act In she took pains to assure me that he as DIAMOND that would make handsome specimens Mad'son and \dam=, Streets sleep." H( V(0 l'l C-ra1 IN Crr rd New l,nion Pasenircr Statioa, en th old 'itc order to give him an equal chance in harmony with tbe law* that gevern the female system W THO.fN a gentleman had always acted in the l'cpot Ticket/gent Jrtijrht Depot comer cmon and Carroll Streets Citj Offices eland for cabinets. These logs ere, no doubt, For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this C,OaikSt _ct the use of Hamilton's hard-cocking pistols. In a Deadwood church, the other day, Pili er fioc-c ind Grand Pncinc Ho'el CHAMiLFR Passenger Ajjent most honorable way and never seemed l!lilih w.- the trunks of trees that had floated CATARRH lidctOFie efd9andtsouthd 1J tfti- Thir st i jet opposite Merchant'se. Hote DtT oo-ncr I \\a er Streets City Offic 400 Eabt Wa^er Street, corner Compound Is unsurpassed. the large congregation were devoutly IO "V1 CJII.IjI 1 Sti At ISGKRSOIAgents Ticketj Ticket Unio Apen:Depot foot of Sibley Street iiinu,i un ii isuiutbu L, JKie Apt-n to notice that Estelle cared for him, but CHARLESATHOMPSON'-CHAMBhSout IYDIA E PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM* about on ancient lakes until they became 1 i LTK"^1TetOftcesat AgentPussengtrlntot CHA\.)I.Er Y\ ashmirtoii and Third Aves AS N Ti'let A Genera Atfen lS'Ia-f kneeling in pray er, when an irreverent ^L 4 ana POUND is prepared at tSS and 835 Western Avenue. 1 HERMAN BROWN and talked to her about music and the stage, water-logged, and sunk to the bottom. I^V REMEDY, joker quite audibly whispered, "Here O!' uu? Tnird Street I', A The Bank Cashier's Vacation. Lynn, Mass. Pi ice i Six bottlesforgs. Sent by mall and took an interest in her musical The random way in which they comes an Eastern detective." I seventeen In the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on The bank cashier and two of the directors studies. B. iihl\ Depot iifKct Atrcnt and 7 Nicollet Hou-,e SCOTT City Ticket Agent were scattered about seemed to show receipt of price, $1 per box for cither, Urs. Plnkham seconds all of that congregation S S fj'.ERRSLL. Oen'l Hunger. A CARPENTER* "eB'IFw.U Tieket Ac*ak have just finished a confidential A Positive Cure for Catarrh all "One morning Miss Estelle and I this. freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. except the chief elder had slid^ through kinds. It Is Instantaneous in Inflect chat in the back parlor when in walks Address as above. Mention fate Paper. were at the breakfast table, Mrs. In the ear 1861, a big flood vv ashed and Permanent In Kenult. Cures at any the windows. MAP THIS NEW ABTD CORRECT the secretary with a newspaper in his stag* of the disease. Has cured cases so terrible having excused herself, as she had some i out a great number of petrified stumps No family should b ,n,hout LTtfA E. PINKHAM'S that bones came from the aose. hand, and observes: "I say, old fellow, where is your household duties to attend to. Th LIVCR PIIJA Tney cc.e constipation, biliousness, of trees along a ravino running from Proves beyond any lcsonable question that the Dr. Evori's Diamond Catarrh Remedy GH&A@0 & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y "There it is againanother cashier sweetheartthe girl you're engaged to? and torpidity of the liver. SSceutsrer box. "S young laity's attention was evidently near the old Daney Mine, Spring Val Is mild and pleasant, aitording immediate K9~ Sold by all Druggists. -e* embezzles $30,000 and skips." She is here to-night, isn't she?" "Sh Relief and prompt cure in all casesol Catarrh, preoccupied about something, for she le dow the Carson rfver. These appeared Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. "Ah savs the first director. is. you see that blonde in pink ov talked at random and seemed to be to be the stumps of cotton-woods, It will lemove Polypus and effectually cure er there?" "That magnificent creature "Ah!" echoes the second. Is by all odds the best road for jou to -akc when traveling either direction between thinking. At last she said, with a lather Watery and Purulent Discharges fiom the Head alders, ami such trees as grow along Qhlcaeo and ail of the Principal Points in the West, North and Korthwest. with the dark eyes?" "Yes jove, "Ah!" that reminds me," adds the and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly odd expression of face PARKER'S HMR BALSAM.* streams. The roots and all parts of these lestore impaired Smell, Taste and Heannjr cashier. "If )ou hadn't happened to "old boy "M girl is the one 'I expect a friend to call on me this stumps were perfect 1) petrified. relieve Headache, Break up Colds in the llcid, Oicfullj ev mnie this Mup. The puncipil Cities of the V. est and Noithuest are Stations on th 3 mention it I might have forgotten it entirely. alongside of her on the left. Strengthen the Voice and Eyes Purify, Kegulate The Best, Cleanest and afternoon. I think jou will like him. In this region, however, nothing more road. It. ili-jiighttainomaLe close connections th the trains of all railtoadsat junct.on p nt. and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the Fourteen ears ago I began to most Economical Hair A Indiana youth with the suggestive lie is very foiul ot mu-ic.' interesting is likel) to be found than appears Head and Throat Price, 0 cents. Dressing. rob this bank of a tew dollars at a time name of Gosling saw a girl at church, "I asked who he was, and she looked DIAMOND on the surface, but taither do wn lever Fam to Restore and cover my oftense bv false entries." courted her there for two hours, and at rather distuibcd at question, but the Carson, and to the eastward of the mt youthful colorto grey "No by the thr* in chorus. the end of the next hour was married to INVIGORATOR replied Sink, is a section of counti) that would 'r. 50c and $i suesat "I have taken $13,500 up to date, and her. A Iowa editress says of the affair: "'He is best fuend. is an iggiste. be likely to ield much of value to a Frowston Cologne. you have not missed a dollar of it. I Dr. Evory's Diamond Invlgorator is A man who does all of his courting actor, and is coming o\e from Washington.' careful scientific investigator. There is a Perfe ct Blood Purifier, Appetizer and can't restore $10 of the sum." in two hours and then marries, raises Antwsnd exceedingly frs- Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightlul, AN hole in that region a large area ot recent sod lasting perfume. "Your bond!" )elled the president. lots of fun. It's like stuffing himself some drink, which Invigorates, Purities "I remembered what her mother had tSSaadlSe. sand-rock, of coarse, loose texture, and and Strengthens the entne sjstem. PARKER'S "Neither signed nor dated," replied with peaches and cream in live minutes told me and I changed the topic ot a granite-gray color. For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness. the cashier. and then having dyspepsia the rest of Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and i liuimatic conversation. In the afternoon, about Some lour miles east of the Sink of Affections, Jaundice, Malar.a, Flatulency. "We'll* put jou in prison!" the year. GINGERTONIC 4 o'clock. I was sitting in the parlor the Carson, an upheaval of granite has K.iusea. Sick Headache and "Kidney Complaints, "And friends will get me a pardon A exchan ge says that Prof. Schiff, it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. with Estelle, when her brother Ro so raised tins sedimentai) formation as in six months." Ask your Druggist for these Remedies the Florentine vivisector, has useU up came in with a letter for her. She to show it to be about 800 feet in thickness. "But tlunk of the disgrace!" and take no other: or will be sent more than 14,000 dogs in his experiments. blushed when she saw the handwriting In many places large canons have Free receipt of price* "Pooh! Think of the injury to the If Prof. Schiff will just brings on the envelope, and tore it open hastily. cut through this formation leaving nearly A Pun Fanily Medicine that Never Intoxicates. ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. bank, rather." his tools and dissecting-room to Amer?* Then her e\piession changed, and perpendicular walls. In passing along ^Addree' Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies C). If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with "The cashier lights a twenty-center a he will receive a welcome warmer she showed that she had been disappointed. overwork, or a mother run down by family or household the canons, without making any special P. O. Box S360. 101 John Street, \ew 1 orU. and puts his feet on the table, and the duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. and more cordial a thousand fold than She read the letter two or examinations, we have found, sticking If you are a lawyer, minister or business man exhausted trio retire to a corner, whisper, nod, has been extended to Oscar Wilson, or thiee times and then exclaimed. in the walls, bones of small animals and by mental strain or anxious cares do not agree,and the president returns and sa) s: Tug Wilde, or Jumbo, or all three combined. 'It's too bad. isn't coming I birds, bits of wood, tw igs, and the like, take intoxicating stimulants, but use PACKER'S "Young man, heie is $500 to take think he might have written more than GINGER TONIC. all black as though carbonized. you on a vacation for six weeks go and If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or that, don't you?" "What ails this heart of mine?" is the On the bank of a deep canon, northeast Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with any regain jour lost health, and if you "She tossed the letter to me and heading of a story that is going the of wh at is known as the Lower disorder of the lungs, stomach, bowels, blood or nerves wa nt a certificate of character write us turning around to the piano, began you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGER TONIC rounds of the papers. W suppose he Sink of the Carson, is a place where is and it shall be forwarded by first mail." If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or placing. I absently folded and refolded saw his girl out riding with another fellow. to be seen a great quantity of petrified s any disease or weakness and require a stimulant take her note until I had it in a crumpled wo od of all kinds. A stratum of this There is nothing that mak es the is now made for the fourth year and GINGER TONIC at once it will invigorate and build Itou little roll, and when she staited to go Wants in a Great Gity. up from the first dose but will never intoxicate, heart get up and pound the ribs and wood, some five feet thick, and exposed bas a record of unqualified success. CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY] has saved hundreds of lives it may save yours. up-stairs to dress for supper, the note Among the advertisements in a New carom on the other vital parts and jump along the canon for a distance of over It was the first made and has been HISCOX A CO 183 WUllsm St, New York. 50c. *'i could not be found. She was a little York paper is one for "first-class waist THE CH!CAGO L WORTH-WESTERN up and down like a churn-dasher, and 100 yards, appears to have been a great RAILWAY. one dollir lizes, at all dealer! In medicines. brought to perfection while competing vexed at my carelessness at first, but hands." This is a fine opportunity for GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SIZE. then get tired and keep so still ou drift. All is so thoroughly petrified and more fa-t exp.i Ovr ill its PuiKipal lines, runs each way dailv from two to four or andimitating machines have been soon recovered her temper and did not some young men to embrace. Another the onlj road W est, North or Noithwest of Ch eago that uses \he so natural in appearance that at a distance think it has stopped beating forever, as Imqe*ial Palace Dining Cors. allude to it again. Three dajs after advertisement reads, "Wanted, a boy made for only one or two seasons to see your gill out riding with another it seems to be a lot of cord-wood that I was to go home. I got up early to feed and kick at We st Twenty-first fellowwe are told. stacked up on the bank of the canon. and some of them are advertised to make arrangements and went out on Street. Wages, 4." A third-hand baker" Mingled with this petrified drift-wood this year for the first time. It IN the onh load that runs Pullman Sleeping Cais North o* Northwest of Chicago It has o\cr,e The California small-boy is a hard the street, wheie I heard ot the assassination is also wanted. This must call for 00 MILEb OF ROAD. It forms among oil er* tl a foiling Trunk Lines. may perhaps be found the bones and one to fool. The other day in Sa Francisco It uses small inexpensive cord, of Lincoln. When I returned, Con noil Bluffs Color ido and Ca'iforma 1 tre, 11 ona Minnesota &Central Dakota the man who was hurrying down street skeletons of animals, birds, and reptiles. THE BEST a lank six-footer who was "got up" never fails to bind every bundle and Mou\ Citj & 2sorthwestcin Nebraska Line, Chicago' St. Paul & Minneapolis Line swinging his two hands, and it was Mrs. and Estelle were awaiting my The bed of petrified wo od is covered to after the style of Buffalo Bill, was parading ElL'in, Rockfoid, Freeport & Dubuque Line Milw aukee, Greenbav Lake Superior Lin is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, plain to every body that he had also got appearance to sit down to breakfast. I a depth of from three to five feet with Jim Unci allej Pierre &, Deadwood Line Waukebhn, Madison & Northern Line the streets vv hen two street gamins OF ALL a Utile behind handmaking a third MOST DURABLE AND BEST was greatly excited, and exclaimed as I earth and gravel. Virginia (Nev.) Enterprhc. exposed him in this manner. "Bill, Tickets OM tint road ire *oln bj all coupon ticket agents in tne United State* and Can idas hand. Still another advertisement calls entered: FINISHED MACHINE in the lli membt to ask tickets via tin* road, be sure over it, and ike non ether, this ere bloke is a fraud, he is he ain't LAI ISO, Gen 1 bupe lntenclciit, Chicago II STENNET, Gen 1 Pa*- Agent, Cnic igo for A stout )oung man to be generally 'President Lincoln was murdered in market. no scout or Injun fighter he is one of W. II. HEIDE3IAN, AGENT, NEW ULM, MINN. useful about an ice-cream saloon." Washington last night!' them fellows as sells patent soap to Any one who buys the A missionary in Jamaica was onoe DEERING The most generally useful young man "Both ladies screamed and looked clean your clothes." "How doyer know questioning some little black children avoids every chance of trouble BINDER in an ice-cieam saloon is the one who frightened, and Mrs. cried outOh, FOE HAH AKD BEAST. that he's a fraud?'" asked the other. on the fifth chapter of Matthew's Gospel, or failure in the harvest. brings in the girls there, early and often, they will kill all of us who am "Cos I seen him wiping his nose with and he asked, "Who are the meek?" but it is hard to understand why friends of the South! Who did it a hanttkercher instead of with his lingers, LftllUriL 1110 Tm-MmmflmmAmm-m A little fellow answered, "Those who MANUFACTURED BY For more thin a lliii il of a centui the 'A scoundrelly actor named Booth he should need to be stout. as all real scouts does." Mexlcnn Mnslnng liniment has been William Deering, give soft answers to rough questions?" i John Wilkei Booth.' Th wo'ds known to millions nil over the world as NINETY-EIGHT YEARS MERCHANT2n2!J!!L!Srn ^sy A few weeks ago a gentleman entered WIT AND HUM0E. the only f:iio reliance for the relief ot Fa For the accidents and P.IMI. It is a medicine He Wasn't So Absent Minded After Al the oitice of a ell-know insurance CHICAG O. For the MARKET GARDENERowrv wore scared) out of my mouth before above pi ice and pi .usethe be-at tits SEEDS "Did yon ever hear of the absent-' agent, and tossing a paper on the counter, SEEDS bind. For every louu of external pain For the PRIVATE FAMILY Estelle gave a scream and tell forward "Stoiies of the Woie," would be an Manufacturer also of minded man," asked the reporter of said to the clerk: "That's run out, Crown byourselves MEXICAN upon the table and tiom there the The Deering Light Reaper, The Deering and Warrior npptopridrte heading for the report of a Colonel Solon, as he entered the Da rich and I want to get it renewed." The floor, dragging the breakfast things societ) ball, in more than one senoe. VT Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE TO ALL. Mowers, and The Leader Reapers. office )esterda), "wh threw his coat clerk unfolded the document, and then about her with a cra-di. Th mother MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. into the cradle and hung the bab) in the It was a Detioit girl that married at a bioad grin unfolded itself over his seemed to be almost as much affected DAVID LANDRETN&SONS.SEED GROWERS,PHILADELPHIA wardrobe?" countenance, and he inquired: "Are 15 so as to have her golden weddi ng 3 as her daughter, but she loosened Es Mustang Liniment Is without an equal. you sure that this has run out?" "O, when it would do her some good. "No-o," said Colonel Solon slowly, I penetrate a flesh and muscle to telle's dres and lifted her up while I the rei-y bonemaking the continuance POUff yes said the gentleman "my wife "but that reminds me ot an absentminded When Adolphus placed his arms bathed her head with water. I was terribly of pain nnd inflammation impossible. Use Lawrence & Martin's Wl told me it run out yesterday morning." man 1 tackled on the cars one Its effects upon Human Flesh and around the neck of Angelina, he said it confused, but I suggested that I the Brute rent 1011 aro equally wonderful. "Well. I am sorry"for yon, but we arc da or lather he tackled me. 1 was was for a neck's press purpose. should go tor a doctor. Mrs. at The Mexican not taking that kind of risk now," responded going to Kin/mi, when a oung man got MUSTANG the mere suggestion almost screamed. "Remember, young man," said Uncle the clerk, as he handed back on at Warren and sits down side of mo No! no! N one must know it!' Mose," dat de best frien' yer's got on dis to himhis marriage certificate. and bym'b) sa)s he, 'I've a little box 'Know what?' I asked. earth is a better frien' ter himself den here I call my bean box.' With that he "'Why don't you know? Don't you lie is ter yon." Finish the Sonp First pulls out a little round box, an' shakes obtained for nev inventions, or for Impi Liniment is needed by somebody in know that John Booth was the man raents in old ones iveits i KI^R, ami Smith discovered after marriage that every house. Every day brings news cl it, an' I hears somethin' rattle. 'Now,' busine5*'. pi niptly itttmled to Hotel life in Ireland is sometimes I told you aboutthe man she is in patent the agony of an awful scald or burn his wife wrote poetry but he couldn't savs he, ''spose we jest bet the cigars on INVENTIONS IA HAVh Ul Ki\ RKJI-CI I- i made comical to the stranger by the subdued, of rheumntla martyrs lestoied, love with." do anything about it thenhe had taken 1 m.tv still, in mosl 1 u-Uent^d bj u Pi there being odd or even beans in that or a valuable horse or ox grotesqueness of waiters just fresh from i"t('n "Then I remembered the note, and oppositethe U. S '.itent 0!h md en_ saved by the healing power of this her for better or verse. box.' 'All right,' says I, 'it's odd.' LINIMENT rural life. It appears that a Dublin PATENT BUSING SKXCLbSIYH^, we se the fact that it was signed 'J. W B.' opens the box and there is four beaus. Cincinnati is no slouch of a city. They cure patents In les, ti'iie th 11 those who ntt IC hotel-keeper told such a newly-imported Estelle had not mentioned the name, mote tiom Washin c'in in 1 ho mi'st 'tpn up You've lost,' says he. 'Yes,' a) I, always take the census of the city in the F*r COUCHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- "server" that he must always serve that was why I did not understand it. on the mailbin ill t2 11-ic 10 i*. with tie i itfi cucumber season, when the population 'we'll get the cigars at Kinyua.' An MONIA, CONSUMPTION,s OF'TOLUOfsyTHROATnbCHESTfTOLU,tLUNGSdt,.'.anKimportanTHROATFACULTYROCLEDmoseCOUGHS.COLDSSORANetho,fsthMEDICAoneeithsonay,dASTHMAd,beesencroachmentewieldesthtcompoundealwavHaweaponBRONCHITISagainssadvantageouslDiseaseo,neeb_tev every one with soup at dinner, and to Office. Mrs. was wild with terror, and muniA CONSUMPTION Disease i BALSA is doubled. then we falls to talkin' about somethin' Whenlinentoi'-'e modi I sketch i \\t which speedily cures such ailments of be quite certain that he had it. Thereupon feared that her daughter might be suspected seaicli in the Piter iticemd .uhise i*- to its r, the HUMAN FLESH as else a long time, until all at once says ensued the following scene between "That's nothing," says Fogg, commenting teut ibilitj niF* 01' \UOI r^p lei u1 of having some connection with Rheumatism, Swellings, BtlflT ne rTNLI._ he, 'I just want to show on a little bean fldentiil,piicts lo ind MCH-VJt'il- a tourist and the new waiter Barnoy: on the case of a somnambulist Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns the plot of Booth and his companions. ?Pt,1 *TEN1 IS OBI VI? LD box I've got here.' An he pulls out and Scalds, Cuts* Bruises and G8 .THROAT,CHEST?""fL^JLkBoc.off who tumbled off from a house only a CONSUMPTIO-v sv incipient and advanced stages, and all diseases of the Estelle was ill, and did not leave her LU Weiefcr 10 Hon. -nin istti Gener 11 JM Kej TT N in its incipient and advanced 1 Sprains, Poisonous Bites and *?-J?alm 2?eJl*JTb.o.tEyt ?A that box agin. Sa)s he, 'Let's bdt case of falling asleep." "Sonp, sir?" said Barney. %ev. Powder, 1 10 hci ilsin fip 1-ittii room, and I nev er saw her after that Stings* Stiffness. Luneneii, Old ItYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties afford a diffusive stimulan and tonic to build up the QuaritJdee the cignrs or something on odd or even Odice,indespeci lib our cliPiitiin eieij stn Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, "No soup for me," said the gentlema system after the cough has been relieved. siz bottles, Price SI 00. ?iU awful morning, poor girl! When a young lady asked to look at ?_eiv Of the Union and 111 nidi K01 ^pcci il r"ieien Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and beans in this box.' Thinks I to m)self, 2-?/*be..4eaeceivea n. ito not O DV dealers wno try to palm oft BOCK ana Kye "On my way home I found Booth's A TIO N a parasol, the clerk said, "Will you ces, teims,advice, & Mhess Indeed every form of external disease. you poor, absent-minded critter, eau't MirTiT^..*- -4V- in Place of our TOLU, ROCK AND RYE, which is the ONLlf Snow &. Vn "But you must have it," said Barney I heals 'without scars. note in my pocket, where I must have please give the shade you want?" "I MEDIC/ MEDICATED articlethe genuine has a Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which )on remember jou showed that to me a Opposite itMit ollue, Wi sh For the BRUTE CREATION it cures "it is the rules of the house." permits. put it without knowing it after I had be Sold fry Prngglaf, Grocers and Dealers Everywhere. expect the parasol to give the shade I Sprains, Swinny, Stiff" Joints, A minute ago. An I sa\s, 'all right, "Hang the house!" exclaimed the $7 *3- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OB LICBNSE. rolled it up in a ball. I kept it then as Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Di seases, want," said the young lady. ''spose we make the bet five dollars.' I Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, guet, highly exasperated. "When I PEOPLE WHO Lm: a memento. Th business Booth refers The TuOJ, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, IIL A young lady gave her fellow the mitten thought I'd just teach him to remember Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind- don't want soup, I won't eat it Get to was evidently that of the plot. SallsSores, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, for some reason, whereupon he things. do it,' savs he, 'now what along the line oi in ne 11 to thcillSl PHI 5 along with you!" Id Poll Evil, Film upon "I don't know whether Estelle is living SIOUX CITY RAILKOM) and 1 ulc us threatened to publish her letters in revenge. is it?' 'Even,'savs I." opened the the Sight and every other ailment "Well," said Barney, with solemnity, Bianch Lines, now put eft or not. She was when I was in VUmiir BUTTER COLOR "Very well," she said, I am to which the occupants of the box, and" "Well, what then?" sajs "all I can say is just thisit's the regulation Baltimore two years ago. Her mother Stable and Stock Yard are liable* ashamed of nothing in them but their the reporter, as the colonel paused. The Mexican Mustang Iilniir^nt of the house, and sorra a drop was dead, and Estelle was living with address." always cures and never disappoints "Ho wasn't so absent-minded after else ye'11 get till finish the soup!" kpoli$ & Oii(cil]ci L(i'i|e. some relatives near Bowling Green, and it is, positively, housands Bnrersrccor ua A physician says whistling is a good all," said the colonel. "There was seven Gives Bntter the srilt-edged color the year round. ThealHhe larpestButtcr Aw^rctdthi. Inter. Use by best Creameries Va., and not far from Garrett farm, THE BEST of Dairymen say I I S PERFECT. exercise for the lungs. But wh at does ^k* hat It is, hat beans in that box." national Diploma at N. Dair Fair Ask vourdruppistor merchant fori or write ki ow that thiols the bhoit and quick Line to ill where the man she loved was shot in a Proprietors. Burlington, VU It costs, who useslt, where to get It. WELLS, RICHARPSOX A CO., Prf She said she wanted a ticket to Wyandotte it benefit a youth to have a sound pair points 111 Cente il md Western fthsonii to all "I found out afterwaids that the box nm-mim i*w MM barn twelve da)s after he had murdered punts in ins is, Nebitski Coloi id 1e\is, and return and the pale, gentlemanlv of lungs if he is destined to have his had no bottom, or rather had covers at OP ALL Cilifoimi, An/ona IS civ and Old .Meuco, and the President of the United States." LINIMENTS agent with the dark moustache head caved in by a brick before he that this is the Only Atne between Maine ota both ends. On one of the covers was Med the South UVK,', Sawing Made Easy, asked, as he took up the pasteboard, reaches the voting age? fastened three beans, and there were THROUGH 7 GREAT Cl VIES To Mend Stockings. "Single?" "It ain't au of your business, four loose beans in the box. When the "Don't you think I have a good face A lady, who iinds in the practice of as I know she responded tartly. TheNew Imprx*\^U of the populousVdissoiiii\allev, mmelj man who bet said odd the cover to for the stage?" asked a oung lady with NOURCli LlfiHTMW Stotu Vtty. faunetl Hiutis, ftnat ho the homely art that she brings comfort "I might have been mariied a dozen which the beans weie fastened was taken histronic aspirations. "I don't know Si. /ar// .Itchison J.caccn to her family, gives these suggestions as times if I'd a felt like providin' for some FOB MAN OB BSAST. off, and when he said even the other about the stage," replied her gallant north ml Aisi,-Cily Is the cheapest and lent. to stocking mending. poor, shiftless wreck of a man!" Th" St Puil i,Sioi.\ t\ II11I1 oil, now Kiev. A boy sixteen yom-s ole end was lifted."Oil City Derrhk. companion, "but you have a lovely face JiS the Western tttumirn of the C!ici.ro St tan saw logsJtisl andefi&y doesn't ask ladies if they want "single" Given a dozen pair of woollen ribbed __ 6*nt on tew trial U-n\ for a buss!" OF EYE&T KHrO 0BBAPEK THAK EVSE. Paul, Minnc ipo!is&, Oin ih 1 I 11 e, Is a!-othc b'wr postal for IUnstraiea Catalogue containing t-Bt1no tickets any more. He's afraid to. hose. Select from them the two or Rifles, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammnnl* and J9h ert l.tui fumfenti il 11 c-tci S in Brought Him to Taw. A queen bee lays in the height of the tie fals and fall particulars AOEXTS WANTED, 1 tlon, Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, nesota, Western Ic i, Pakot Neb' isk 1 aw three pairs most worn, cut away the anarch Lightning Saw Co.. 161Randolph St, Chicago. Knives, Razors, Skates, They had been engaged for fifteen season from two thousand to three South-West to We've Thought So. heels and toes, and lay by the better Hammocks, etc. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS ears, and she was now," as it were, in thousand eggs in twenty-four hours. parts for use in mendingwell, yes, for Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. 1 S T, PAUL ADS "Is this thing called an elevator?" the sere and vellow leaf. "Darling," The man who will discover how to graft and the entne Notlhand Aoith-^cst, ltd to the GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, patches. From the best hose l-etained *2 Z-&. asked a foreigner of a passenger with she said in gentlest accents, "our betrothal a queen bee on a hen will make money Lumbci Distucis of iSoithein Vustonsin. ELABL E SEU--eUB to be repaired, cut out the worn heel, -ft HI t*att!connections lie mile witn tin whom he was gliding gently towards PITTSBURGH, PA.. has been very sweet, has it not?" enough to buy out the whole continent Eastern ltivi*)n of the Chicago, St Paul, Aim and from the patches cut a new heel flCENTS the top story. "So me peovle call it by "It has it has indeed, rnj own." "Bu in six months. neapolis JtOni'ii-a line, for Koithern canrt Cei tral GEO. BKNZ & Co., precisely like the old one. First sew responded the A favorite pr^i' r-Ion of one tf tbft 1 V'laiioiisin, and Chic igo and all punts fca"! that euphonious name, it has been very long don't )ou think?" most noted and siiTCgstnl A friend of Lord Palmerston once "calms 5) tatU the bottom of the heel, then sew it to and the running of ti tins is so AX 1 ingcd th it pas person addressed: "but to me it is an she asked. "Yes it has been pretty (now retired) tpr f!i( ureof Aez-vo-tu Sichfflta, UUCKIlI^k MUOLUAIL DIAI*RSXI sengers from the Western Dnisiou oi th litt asked him .when he considered a man the place made acant. Us soft cotton, fjfitt lKnnIntet!,fVci?itirgiKf-L \/ieav. bent LIQUOI-IS alleviator." The interrogator was so can have fiom one to one and one tlf hoius aee middlin' long," he rejoined. I was in plain sealed envelope/rce. JJruggis.scaufill to be in the prime of life. "Seventy- or else the line soft mending yarn teud to bti mess in St Paul if desned astonished at the erudite reply that he thinking, dearest," she continued, "that to 3 Address DR. WARD & CO., Louisiana^ nine," replied the old statesman. WANTED I Ladies and Gentlemen, to engage When you ero South or South Vest be sun which comes, of all colors, on spools. WINES. bad scarcely breath enough left to gasp. our betrothal is nearly old enough now, with us to sell several Useftal Household to over this Line through the seven ISig- ttitle "But," he added, with a smile, "as I LYOfS&ir?EAg.Y Sew the raw edges "over and over," Articles. Profits large. Labor is light. and when jou go noith, east or noitl \vtt, so 'Let me out at the attic." to go out and work for its living. Could have just ended my eightieth year, Exclusive territory given. No competition through St. aul the Ureat Itatiroad Cintieol about as close as a nice overcast, so thai we not have it learn a trade, or put it Terms liberal Circulars FREE. Address, Slate A Monro* Sis.,Chicago. thegreatNorfhwest perhaps I am myself a little past it." 93 w. 3d bt ST. PAUL, when this new heel is worn out, jou Hewitt Manuftet'g Co., Bex 808, Plttsbargh, Pa. out at interest, or do .something with it Will ittut prepaH to jo eddrcotfefr Two pasengei ti ims il\ St nl i 1 Chicago have only to pull the thread and insert Fogg went to the hatter's. tried The Theater Oats. thronchKhoy and Midion,tvuhpul!in Piae BAND CATALOGUE, so that we might realize on it. I has A NEW CURB FOR another. Sleeping Cats or ench tiain. on one. The storekeeper told Fogg it for laai, MO {MJH, JiO Engravi igt Many years ago one of the Parisian been about home so long, burning gas of Initramtnu. Siiu, Cap*. BelU, THROUGH TICKETS POTATOBUGS The thread must not be so tight but NOYES BROTH KS & CUTLER, was too young for him. Fogg said it 'Pompon*, Epaulets, Cap-Lanipt.ansStaff theaters came under the management Major1, and coal, and now is nearly full grown. SU.T.U. Dram that the seam will flatten and become was fortunate that the fellow put it iust or at least the proprietorshipof a rich er this route are on saleat all printip tl st ttious Hau, S iniir Baud Outfits, Rernirhig It seems like a shame to have it ioafinc* WHOLESALE Be sure and buy a tin ounh ticket as they aie fren that way. If he had said that Fogg was imperceptible to the foot. sew in [|Mtritl*, altc Incli lei Instrnition snil Ex- native of the Ottoman empire, who nevertheless around any longer." "But, my love^ erally cheapei. but if jou cannot get the tickets fCholc "*.l i.|io. too old for the hat Fogg would never such a heel will require about one minute. kept a keen eye on the accounts. you desiieortho "ifnmation wanted about lates "And just think," she interrputed. Druggists, have forgiven him. If the toe is worn so that the new connections, Ac at} otu home st'iion, wnte to ALL TROUBLESOME VERM. ,4 Not Fail "In six years it will have a vote. I the undersigned, and your letter will iecci\p darn seems to take from the old, and A lady in town painted a plaque in Among the items of expenditure was promptattehtion. T. VV. fKASDALU, Safe, sure, cleanly itnd cheap. Sample Package, Postpaid, don't care so much about it myself, but i to send for the rent is made worse, cut it oft' so far W ct AGF\T3 WASTED. Address, F. B. CLARKK. iener.i Agcut, the most exqufcite manner, and sent it one of three francs a week for meat pa and a and the'rest of them are our FALL Jf. TS.. JolmKtos*, PUUbnrffc. Pa. Gen. Tiaffic Manager. St Paul Mum. towards the instep as it is thin. Fr om by express to a friend. Soon after a for the eight or ten cats to protect the kicking like a steer. What would you 'Ffciee-List m\Ul INSTRUMENT S the top of one of the socks put aside, note of acknovv lodgment came, in which canvas scenes, etc., from the ravages oi suggest?" "1 am sure I don't know, fcrl882. cut a new toe like the old. Se across mothers! motlkors!! jnod&riN. the lady stated that "it is altogether too the rats. ST. PAUL, MINX. my pet," he replied helplessly. "What do the end, and then around the foot, ob I Fret to any address upon I of sis k'nds for sale very cheap. nice to use every day, so I only use it This item was promptly disallowed Are you distnibed at n'ght and biokcn you think?" "We might get married." serving to make the seam, as before, Cstat /gUC3 free. Address, RlGHABiJ jouirestbya sick child suflenn^r and civing application. Containsde- for a bread plate when have company by the Turkish proprietor, who wrote "That's so I never thought of that." with the excinciatiug pain oliuttiug teeth' If so A iiULL C3., box &5C Kt-^gh, xM flat and soft When again worn out, criptions of everything upon the margin of the bill the following at once and get a bottle of Wis. Winslow They are going to be married on next MAJEWSKI & WAGNER, repeat the process, till the entire dozen SoothingSjrup It VMII relieve the poor little required for Personal or Family use, dilemma: ThanksMvinff. "Johnny," said the teacher, a lie sufferer immediateHdepend upon it, theie is no JOYFUL, of socks, like the fabled ducks, have with over 2.200 illustrations. W sell "If the cats eat the rats, wherefore NewsforBoysand GirlsU mistake about it. Theie is not 1 mother on Taith can be acted as vv ell as told. Now if eaten one another up. Young and Oid!! 1KJT IK. Ur.takert fendDtah r^'ti who has used it who will not tell ou th it it will all goods at wholesale prices, in the meat? If they don't, wherefore kthe A Nevada philosopher, in a fit of patriotic your father was to put sand in his sugar VKHTIOX just patented foi tLeu. regulate the bowels, give rest to the mother gi\e cats?" quantities to suit the purchaser. The lor Home uae 1 disgust, exclaimed: "l' got to Furniture and Sewing Machines and sell it, he would be acting a lie and erief and health to the child,opeiating like majiic Fret and 8croll Sawing, Tuning, It is perfectly safe to use 111 all ca'es and is only institution in America who make be six months in tae state and thirty doing very wrong." "That's what Boring, Drilling,Gniiding, I dishes. lessant to the taste, and is the prescription Though vinegar is often sour and disagreeable, days in the conn*), 'less I can't vote. mother told him," said Johnny, im this their special business. Address A Cincinnati milkm an was arrested, Screw Cutting. Price to to KO. one of the oldest female physicians and nue\ci Seed 6 oenta lorlC) paves. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO., tbe United State*. Sold at 85 cents a pottle But an body can jump off a fi eight train petuously, *JMHI^ he said. he, didn't the other day, for biting off the tips oi it was never known to go SLEEPYiEYE, MINN. tUere, care." _-*j&P%g. back on its mother his balky horse's oars. and run for oftic*." Araa CMcaga flit ST SSS Wakwk ATCSM. Ohkaaaa Ba ViN 'i^&S&i^L^^^L nrfuJfTidr^Wi, i -s,i?4-l jffiirgjWSiiBrnimE^a^ mmsBS&smt A