httNM*MM*k M(#JWifffci^ Uksra jaaA^WMeTMMmnu&ratarcirKf MM a*aa*a1a*ltiSaRRa*w. Well Rid of Him. The Paris Gamin Georgia Hospitality. Telegraphic Secrets. MRS. LYOIA HNKIAH, OF LTM. MASS.. ^n-** i ROUTE THROUOH THE GOLDEN NORTH* ^PI.E-S Mars, formerly of Germany, now vegetates Ever since Victor Hugo told the story As I got beyond Rossville, in riding In Mr. Plum's interesting work on the in the little Town of S. of Little Garroche in "Lcs Miserable*," WEST IS THE out to the battle-field of Chickamauga, military telegraph as usedln the late rebellion C. Here he has engaged in the mercantile there has been great interest in tho it began to rain, and the wav the thunder are many interesting stories. liin^o,Milwaukeean St.PaulRailway. business and has a fine house gamins" of Paris. These little follows roared and lightning flashed and Tapping the wires to steal the secrets and home of his own. Soon after setting often leave good homes and wander the flood-gates opened was appalling. of the enemy, as well as to send misleading up for himself Mars took great delight in the streets in poverty, in order A farmer just over the Georgia line dispatches, was a frequent performance in gardening, devoting a good to gain what they call "liberty." But beckoned me in out of the wet, and there on both sides, but the results deal of attention to his English peas, a their adventures are often amusing. An I stuck from 1 o'clock until dark. It ITS 4.500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD of this kind of enterprise do not seem to favorite vegetable witli him. To hishave urchin of this class was brought into was a steady storm, without a break for Sr&lude Thiough Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on this map. been often very large, the military great delight they grew up finely, and court in Paris the other day, charged a minute, and as there were no signs of commanders being too cautious. The Mars was in raptures but, presto! with being a vagrant. His mother appeared its clearing up before midnight the man success of Stoneman's raid into West ciiange! something took to destroying to make an appeal for him, and said I had better stay all night. It looked Virginia, however, in September. 1862, them and his exuberant spirits fizzled the following dialogue ensuedr that way to me, too, but it was a log is attributed to the information which down to zero. Mars could not stand it. house with*only one room, and only two "Your boy was found sleeping in one that General's operator obtained while He put on his studying cap, and, sure beds for the twelve of us. There were of the parks last night," said the justice. holding a Confederate telegraph office. that it was some animal, took the sifter, six children, some half-grown, the farmer "This will never do." Mr. Plum tells a droll story of a raw and setting itwith triggers well and his wife, an old woman, a sonin-law, "You hear," said tho mother to tho colonel, who set a guard over the operator baitednear the peas, quietly waiting a }oung woman and myself. It boy. "That will never do! You are a at Smithland, on the Cumberland the result. This he did in the even looked as if some of us would have to bad boy." (To the judge:) "But excuse River, to prevent his "talking" by the his enemy making nocturnal raids stand up to sleep, and along about 9 him this time, jour honor he is a wire, not aware that while apparently /#s/e&4j- and next morning, to his inexpressible o'clock I began to get nervous. Perhaps very good boy." sending an authorized message the man delight, he had him securely sitting, the man noticed it, for soon after "So you want to see if you can keep could "talk" as much as he pleased with BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are future9" said the reared back, under the sifter, being no that hour he said: the boy at home in any office on that line and the guard a certain cure for all diseases less than an old field rabbit. Mars attended "Stranger, we'll step out and look at justice. would not know it. A superior officer requiring a complete tonic especially to him, and then hastily running the weather." "Yei, }our honor he is my only boy. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 at Paducah, informed of the state of affairs, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent into the house to report to his wellbeloved, (To the bo}:) Remember, this is the We went to the barn, and after a look was about to order the telegrapher's Fevers, Want of Appetite, with flushed countenance exclaimed: VEGETABLE COMPOUND. at the horse returned and found all tho last time, you serpent, whom I have release,but Gen. Sherman interfered, Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, women in one bed and the light out. warmed in my breast!" etc. Enriches the blood, strength* declaring the precaution a very proper IsjaPoalttveCare "Shane! Shane! I've cotched dat "Shake off and jump into t'other "How did he happen to run away?" ens th muscles, and gives new one. Presently Sherman, anxious to for all tliMePalattal Caamlalata Wtrtmim letul raskul dat has bin e'tin' our peas. bed," whispered the man, and I followed "I had sent him out in the morning life to the nerves. Acts like a know if a division under Gen. Nelson cantata* taaarfcaaffaasalaaaaalatlan. It vos von letul rabbit!" directions. I was no sooner in than to buy a loaf of bread and a jug of milk. charm on the digestive organs, had passed up the river, went to the It will cur* entirely the wont form of Female ComI "Oh! I'm so glad," said Jane,smacking he followed. Then came the young removing all dyspeptic symptoms, After he bought them, 1 saw him going laluta, all ovarian trouble*, Iaflammation and Ulcer* Paducah office and the following conwas her lips at the thoughts of pie forversation lion, Falling' and DtoptaoaBMDto, andtba consequent man, then the old one, and then three such as tasting the food, Belching, down the street after a band of soldiers. opened at Smithland: An xamination of which and reference to the 1 Uest Atlas of the country, will showuthatethis is oJl iear th leaving and Spinal Weakness, and ia particularly adapted to tl dinner. "What did you do with him, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, boys lay across our feet, the upper one The Business Men's, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' oa Bonanza, I waited an hour, two hours,all day. "Has the steamer Tarascon passed Change of JJfe. thl Mr. Mars?" *tc. The only Iron Preparation resting across my knees. It was impossible You can imagine my feelings. At last, As. it is the DiltKI andd yet?" HRK an in inobt cf-es the ONLY KOLTF tToa thee ffi-tat and leading lJLSISfSS CENTFRS'M It will dlaaoW* and opal tamers from tboatonu In W "Do mit himmit the letul raskul? HEALTH AND PLUSL'Rn*e RESOKTS of that will not blacken the teeth or to move or turn, but in ten in the evening, he came in with the "I'm under arrest and can't answer an early atageof development. The tendency to can reading o^er the HIPA CO MILW AL Tl, NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all aWISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. ticket Vy, I takes him oop, und lookin' him give headache. Sold by all Druggists foldf minutes all were snoring away as if milk and bread and put them on the cvroua humorsthereta checked very speedUy by It* nee you." tl,e 1 in denyes, I smax his jaws an'tells It icnioveafalntneat, flatulency, deatroytaU entTlns 1 at $1.00 a bottle. ti M! ""VnlV/e T^ailfl o^y that was their usual way of going to table, and only said, 'Here they are!' name "Gen. Sherman wants to know." l, ima\"n^uJo ,I- for atlmulants, and relieves weakneaa of the stomach 7J him not to koom back, no mo', soom- bed. I heard the old clock strike 11,12, tt "So caught up the long roll of BROWN CHEMICAL CO. COrDe "I don't care if it's Halleck himself. PALATfAL SLEEPINhG AND DRAWING-ROO"M CAR11 S It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration ?I,,fy,J^ t-"1^ am Streets itj Streees Offi 61 and times!'* 1 and 2, and was finally dozing off when bread to chastise him,as he deserved, I'm under arrest and can't talk about Qeueral Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl Baltimore, Mil. ^'',t'tn''t u, onne l!?TldiC?r!'rCil SUMPTUOUSCOACHES the old .te ANlDM^d.soW" -na SMOKINAdamCARSs,Street-Gleimn some one opened the door, walked in, gestion. but just as I brought it down he fled such things*" -ICL that all Iron Bittern ar made bj BKOWN IIFMIC/I \hJtr A^lC an 1) av erusacd reil lint iixl tru It 11 iirk rj.\ LI That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight Mormonism. and began to undress. The noise and,b,e^Vl)e I kCrV through the door, and the bread flew UL" KVIi-'VV Vi sur other name isen eu the em-an^ vou Hill ha V.- the unvile-re "Sherman asks. Do yon know?" EaS f' .1 ,n and backache. Is always permanently cared by Its use BEWARE O IMITATIONS. u}.' J,r aroused the farmer, ho carefully called The Tithing House is still in active S and%llf! out of ray hand and knocked over the i *ST*HOTtL. "Of course I know." 3 Aetu iL^lcY'l^V,^ anDlM\SH^L ,?t It nil! at all time* and under all circumstance* act In Clty 1 ."M DIAMOND use in Salt Lake City, Utah, and through 'rHmt\S( out: S "I(\\A(S milk and then rolled into the street. So 11 "Sherman wants to know if General harmony with the law* that govern the female ayatem btreet 0 i it half a million a year is collected by he did not dare to come back. But he "Who's that?" or the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sax this Nelson has passed up?" I i, i ir.ii i MrNWRSULnr,tk'1AS!ntIi J*1 nd (.rand 1 ntirtc We I i. CHAMJL FK Pa^enger A(f*nt VIIUiLklt HANO FR Gcreral Agenf 18'Fa-t Thud Street Compound Is unsurpassed. CATARRH the Mormon officials. This comes mostly always means well, poor boy! (To the "Me!" I A "Tell Sherman to send a message, "snea"'1 ""wis"!,!, ITSU E PINKIIAM** VEGETABLE COM* from the poor, according to a correspondent boy:) You little rascallion! Just you IctOfli'ept",f Who's me?" then." 1*1' l\\ JioiiTi 159ran Third Street oppo-ite Merchant & Hotel POUND is prepared at S3* and S36 Western Avenue. CH4PLES THOMPSON ft ,V. and H\HI I S 1 rT II of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat, pot "Jim Baker." it!" REMEDY, "Do you know?" Lynn, Haas. Price St. Six bottles for 5. 8entbymai! .'^'V wa FR HIIAIWI' and nobody knows to what use it "Oh, Jim, eh! Want to stay all "Well, you may try to keep him in "Certainly 1 do?" In the form of pUla, alsolnthe form of lozenges, on A CHAM UL,K~1N JXixjt rjcl-ct ALxnt and No i u-ollet House c. hCOTI Cltj Ticket AeiJt receipt of price, 11 perbox foreither. Mrs. Flnknam is put, although many had their surmises night?" order. He is given up to you during "How far is the Col's, headquarters?" A Positive Cure for Catarrh of all S S MERRILL. i 1 Vanayer freelyanswersalllettersof inquiry. Send for pamphlet. A CARPENTER, Wnlrui Ticket A*t. when they found that Brigham "I reckon." good behavior." kinds. It Is Instantaneous in feflWt "A mile and a-half." Address as above, Jfcntfoa (Ms Paper. and Permaiaent in Result. Cures at any Young, although not entitled to any salary, "Well, strip off and pile in between "Yes, your honor I will care for the Here Gen. Sherman interrupted the stage of the disease. Has cured cases so terrible died worth several millions. Mo family should be without LYDIAE. PINKKUfS THIS NE W AND CORRECT MAP the fust two on the fronttheie's only little lamb! (seizing the boy by the coat dialogue by asking the Paducah man: that bones came from the aose. LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bUlousnees, The rich e\ ade their tithes in a variety collar.) Now, villian, come home. We four of us lying len'thwise!" Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh Remedy "What kind of a fellow is that opera- Pro\es bejond am icaonabli (jntFtion that tho and torpidity of the liver. SS cents per box. CK&AGQ & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y is mildand pleasant, aflording Immediate MT Boldfcystll DraaTfMts. of way the poor mu*t pay them, or will see who is master!" Jim piled in without another word tor?" "He seems to be good at obeying Relief and promptcure in all casesoi Catarrh, they are subjected to trouble and annoyance. wobeing said, and was soon asleep, and as The spectators laughed. The orders," was the answer. Sherman Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. It will lemove Polypus and effectually cure When they have paid their I was sliding silently out to finish the man's "bark" was evidently worse than revoked the order of arrest and got the Watery and Purulent Discharges from the Head PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM." tithes they are not out of debt to the Is bj all odds the best road for jou to _ake when traveling in either direction between her "bite." night on the floor, the farmer sleepily information he wanted. and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath pei Ghs ago and all of the Principal Points in the West, North and Northwest. church. They muM. contribute when fectly restore impaired Smell, Taste and Heat injr queried. TheBest,Cleanestand relieve Headache, Break np Colds in the He id called upon to the erection of new buildings, "That)ou, Tom? Pnll off )e butes Strengthen the Voice and Eyas Purify, Kegu'ate most Economical Hair Caitfully e-* mine lhi* Map The principal Cities, ol the V. est and Nonhnett art Stauoub tb. a An Infernal Machine. or do any thing else which the and slip in herelots of room left!" and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the Dressing. road Iti il-ong tiaius mike cloc connections th the trams of all rulioid-at jtin IIOJ nt- A rather sad affair took place in one A Horrible Death. Head and Throat Price, 50 cents. priesthood may demand. "Better starve Detroit Free Press. Icier Fall, to Restore of our streets the other da/, remarks No novelist ever devised a more intensely your body than your soul," and away DIAMOND the Belfast (Me.) Journal. A young dramatic and pitiful situation (the youthful color to grey goes the fast bushel of corn, or the last *r. 50c and $x sizes at lady with her arm* full of bundles emerged than was witnessed last week beside the INVIGORATOR. sheep, or the last steer. Kiches in New York. igfcjsts. from a dry goods store, when one track of the Southern Pacific Coast railroad Iloreston Coltgne. Dr. Evory's Diamond Invlsorator is And, by the wa), do you notice how of them fell to the sidewalk without her near Alameda, Cal. There was an a Perfect Blood Purifier) Appetizer and A a and ticcedtogly fragrant surely though gradually we are drifting Stimulants for Children. Nerve Tonic* It makes a deiigutir.i, v. Hole noticing it. Just behind her was a accident on the road, owing to the sinking and lasting perfume. here into two classesthe rich and the PricsSSaadlSc. Borne drink, which Invigorates, Purines Only the siniph st and most nourishing oung man, and a Belfast young man of apart of the track. The engine PARKER'S and Strengthens the entire system poor? sa\s Joe Howard in the Philadelphia edibles and dunks should be given who is not polite is not anything, and was overturned, and the fireman, Dan For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Time* Ten years hence there Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and 1 heumatic to children. Even the mild stimulus of he quickly stepped forward and picked Driscoll, was caught by two iron bars, Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency will be no middle class. In New York GINGERTONIC tea and coffee can hardly be holesome it up. Now a bundle done up in a one of which crossed his breast and the Nausea, Sick Headache and ^Kidney Complaints, you could, a few years back, count the for them, and the regular use of them it is invaluable. Price, 50 cents. piece of paper with a dry goods advertisement other one of his feet. He was not severely millionaires on your fingers. You can't Ask your Druegist for these Remedies while their glandular system is developing on it is apparently as harmless injured by this, but the bars held do it now. I can name a hundred men and take no other: or will be tent and forming may* lay the foundation as a mother's spanking, and there it lay him inextricably fast, and meantime, on and womeu here worth a million each. Free on receipt of price. A Part Fasiilf MtAdM that Never Istoxicate*. for dangerous hankerings, and as guileless as an angle worm on a sidewalk both sides of the track, which^gt this Descriptive Pamphlets Free. When I was a boy i^man with $100,000 If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with more than one destructive appetite. after a rain. Just as he stooped point lies on a low trestle bricA built "Addref D'. Evory's Diamond Remedies overwork, or a mother run down by family or household clear was riehi is he now? That A Brookly teacher told of a little fellow to pick it up there was a rustling of the across a long stretch of marsh land, the V. O. Box 3360. 104 John Street, New ork. duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. means but $4|mK) a year, and who can who was killing himself with tobacco, paper, the twist began to come opt of salt tide pouring in from the Bay of San If you are a lawyer, minister or business man exhausted live in any sort of shape on that? There and cried piteously when the doctor by mental strain or anxious cares do not the ends, and in another instant a bright Francisco was rapidly rising. It was may be a few clergymen here and there lake intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKFK'S said he must give it up. red thing, a sort of a cross between a evident that unless speedily removed he who can make both ends meet on that GINCBR TONIC. THE- balloon and a devil-fish, ilew into the would be drowned. Six men labored A minister applied to Dr. Gray for relief. If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or insignificant figure, but bless my soul DeoringTirinoBinder air before his eyes, and a number ten, with desperate energy to save him. They Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with -my and buttons However, what I wish disorder ofthelungs,stomach. bowels, blood orm thirty-six inch, double-jointed duplex, wrapped sheets about his body, and exerted "I can cure you if you will give up to get at and emphasize is this: Our you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGER TONIC elliptic, steel-bowed, bustle attachment, their combined strength to pull tobacco." If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or great cities are loud with riches. On dollar-and-a-half, red-headed hoopskirt him from beneath the bars that pinned Said the man of God, "Do the best any disease or weakness and require a stimulant take the great avenues of New York there waltzed around and gyrated and opened him to the track. He cried piteously GINGRR TONIC at once it will invigorate and build on can for me, doctor save me if you are men to whom $100,000 is butabagatelle. you upfront the first dose but will never intoxicate and shut up and fell on the walk as flat that they were killing him. They tried is now made for the fourth year and can, but 1 can't stop smoking." It has saved hundreds of lives it may save yours 1 can take you to the streets where and thin as a restaurant pie and the again and again, but without avail. A Every day we meet smokers and has a record of unqualified success. IIISCOX A CO, 163 William St, New lork. SOc. I there are blocks upon blocks of houses joung man straightened himself up, levee was built around his head to keep one dollar sites, at all dealers in mediunes chewers with the mark of death upon It was the first made and has been in \v Inch no man can live on less than GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SI7E. THE CHICAGO e% NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. looking as if he wished the tail of comet the water from reaching him. Buckets their faces. The late Siro Dclmonico brought to perfection while competing $1.5,000 to $20,000 a year. Hundreds of No. 2 would sweep him from this fair were brought, and as the water oozed in was warned by the best physician of 0\ ill it- I'rini ipalhr.e runs each \\a\ dad\ fiom two fourcr more fa-t t\p ti andimitating machines havebeen men spend $10,000 a year who are notNew i Hit onlj roid Wcit, North or Noitliwc^t of ln a^o that e^ the i land and the young lady came back it was bailed out Then they raised his York that he must die or quit worth 10 cents besides. In other words made for only one or two seasons Imqerial Palace Dining Cors. with a face that resembled a sunset on head and held it as high as possible smoking. He quit when he died. they spend all they make. What of it and some of them are adveitiscd a lifty-cent chromo and she picked up above the water. For two hours these Those who use soothing sy rnps, feed Much. The rich glow richer here and the wire contrivance, and then she went labors were ceaselessly continued, but this year for the first time. it is tlieoiih toad that runs Pnllimn Sleeping Ctr- Ntntti or Nmtliwf-t t.t hua.ro It i o\ children on confectionery and rich pastry, the poor poorer. Culture, education and THE BEST OOOMIILSOI ltO\D it fourth amonr otrt is the tolling Trunk lim toward the east and he went toward the at the end of that time the levee are little wiser. When we see how It uses small inexpensive cord, refinement do not necessarily accompany Coum 1 Bluff- doi ulo and Lalilornii lilt \S (I Minnc-ota JtCentral ikuu west, and the sun ducked his head behind broke, and the friends of the doomed mnch tobacco, patent medicines and alcoholic never fails to bind every bundle and Sion\Citv & \oilli\Mbti in Nebraska line Chuuo Paul it Minneapolis Lint riches. I met half an hour ago in a cloud to hide a smile, and three man found that they could do no more drinks are used, we cinnot but Kl,in, Rot kfoid 1-itcport A. Dubuque Line Milwaukee Gittntawfcl keMiitnorl OF ALL is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, tiie Astor House a sturdy fellowa German or four looked on, laid down and for him. The water rose rapidly about Jim Ui\t allc\ Pit le & IK id wood Line Waukt-hn Madirou A. Nt hern I ii r" think of Carlyle's remark about most of LINIMENTS MOST DURABLE AND BEST Jewv, ho twenty years ago kept a laughed, and doubled themselves up in his body and reached his chin. Then the population being of the sort that fuktt-oMi lliitioatl u -ol 1 b\ all coupon tit ktt lgents in the 1 uited State mil in idi humble clothing store in Sacramento FINISHED MACHINE in the a manner that would have made a nies all caught hold of him and tugged desperately, Solomon says may be brayed in a mortar Rcminib a-k titkct- \ia tiu^ roatl be suit o\tr it and ike nont tlier with his brother To-day they are as LAMM, Gtn 1 supeiiiiteiidtnt, Imago II STENNE t,en 1 1 a Hent Chict market of green apples hang their heads in but in vain. A friend held with a pestle without undergoing well known on Wall street as the Times W. H. HE1DKMAN, AGENT, NEW ULM, 3ILV\ shame. his hand over the unfortunate man's any change. Carlyie, writing in a Any one who buys the DEERING is in Philadelphia. They managed to mouth, but the water rose to his nostrils, greater hurry, perhaps, said we were avoids every chance of trouble BINDER FOE MAN AKD BEAST. LANDRETHS PEDIGP.EESEEDS be in the Pacific Railway ring, made and he was drowned in the presence twenty millions of people, mostly fools. Nashville boasts of a "Natal Twin association" or failure in the harvest. millions, and now serve as bankers and of the helpless crowd. Christian Advocate. which will pay $2,000 to For more than a llindof a century the brokers in Gotham. They are rich and Mexican Mustang I.intmeiitliusbeen MANUFACTURED BY each member producing a certificate of vulgar, common as pigs. They are insolent known to millions nil ovei the wont! as William Deering, the paternity of twin babies. The Hedgehog^ Mode of Defense. the only stile reliance for the reliet 8 and upstarty with people who NINETY-EICHT MFPftUANTcnourNewPlan"" A Marblehead Dog. accidents ami pain. I is a medicine Bright'* Disease. The hedgehog is one of the best protected don't know them. They have a box in pa For the SEEDS above pi Ice ana pi alsethe beat or II a One of the delights of our expedition of living animals. Marching securely The rapid increase of late of this formidable CHICAGO. the Academy of Music, and attend first kind, jfc'oi every lonn of external pain GARDENERowr For the MARKET to Marblehead (writes a eoiiespondent tho and generally fatal disease of under the guardianship of its family receptions. I met them both MEXICAN ou Mannfactnrcr also of For the PRIVATE FAMILY CCCnQ of a Boston paper) was an experience the kidneys, and the frequent record of thorn-spiked armor, it recks little of not their wives or familiesin the magnificent The Deering light Reaper, The Deering and Warrior CrownfryfMir****1*"^ with a dog. A gentleman living about death from it, makes a probable cure of any foe save man. The formidable palace of a millionaire heir a half a mile from the beach came down Mowers, and The Leader Reapers. it a matter of great interest to those afflicted array of bristling spines with which few weeks ago. Swell? Bless you, to see what the party had to cat, and Mustang Liniment is without an equal. the back is more or less covered offers a with it. Doctors, after applications 5^-Handsome Illustrat ed Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O M.L. feared they would burst. Our railroad It penetrates flesh and muscle to brought with him a sixty-pound bulldog. of medical skill and effort for such cheval-de-frise of sharp spikes toward kings are phenomenal in wealth. There MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TR4DE I.I*T. the ery bonemaking the continuance It seemed to be a good-natured DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEED GROWERS.PHILADELPHIA patients, give them up to die. A remarkable isany animal that may present itself as are so many of them that to be one of pain and inflammation impos TO Bible. Its effects upon Human Flesh and beast and frolicked pla) fully during the case of this kind, of a gentleman an enemy. Another peculiarity is the not to be singular. But in the extent the Unite realion are equally wondeiful. day. About 6 o'clock the gentleman Use Lawrence & Martin's in a prominent position, has come power possessed by these creatures of and amplitude of their possessions they The Mexican went home, and everybody supposed rolling themselves into around ball, byplacing to the knowledge of the writer from the are unique and amazing. There are MUSTANG the dog went with him. We found, lips of the patient, which I am induced the head on the breast, drawing sections of New York where an annual however that he had not. The dayincome to give to the public through your widely-circulated up the legs, and curling the body firmly of $450 would make its owner a bein warm, the entire party had taken newspaper, together with round the members. By this posture curiosity, and there are others where an off their coats and hung them in the Liniment is needed by somebody 1 the formula for its cure as successfully the hedge-hogs render themselves invulnerable annual expenditure of $50,000 to $100,000 obtained for new invention s, or for impr garret of a little shanty where the cooking every house. Every day brings news ct to almost any animal that used by him. is nothing out of the usual rut This* ments in old ones Cave its, 1 ratle uks ind the agony a awful scald or burn patent business pi-mptly attended to was done. As evening came it may attack them. When in this being conceded, am I right or am I L. P. Farmer, Esq., General Passenger subdue d, of rheumatic martyrs icstored, INVENTIONS TiJ-ATHAVE BkLN REJEGfE. grew cooler. The breeze came off the curious attitude, the hedgehog can not or a valuable horse wrong? Are we drifting into two great Agent of the Pennsylvania R. R., may still, in most rasas, be patented by us Beinf saved by tho healing power of this water as the sun went down, and we be unrolled by main force as long as opposite the S aten Office, and engigedn currentsrich and pooror not? became severely afflicted with Bright's LINIMENT PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we tan &e concluded to put our coat on. We quietly any life remains in the body, for there Disease, so much so that his doctors in care patents in less time th in those who ai a a*-^^ slid into the shanty and started up is an enormously developed muscle, Philadelphia and New York gave him mote from Washington and who mr st depend up on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent the steep, narrow, and rickety stairs. "Hello, Oonsin Josiah." with"a very thick margin, which spreads up as incurable. He then went, as he For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- Office. At the top we found the dog. Furthermore, A good Connecticut deacon, Josiah over the back and round the sides, and thought to die, to his old home in Connecticut, which speedily enrei toeh ailments of CONSUMPTION,,dDiseasesHafs incipient an advanced stages, and all diseases CHESTe of th THROAT, LUNGSi.rCH MONIA,, THROAT, AND WhenInventorseend model01 sketeli \ie make mvnm wnouiiiriiuii uiseasei we found that he objected to our BALSA OFTOL Smith, having heard all about the New ,t which, when contracted, holds the the HUMAN FLESH a so weak as to require aid to search in the Paten 1 .Ifficeand advie i* to its pa. always been one of the most important Rheumatism, Swellings, JtliT coming up. In the dim light we could N weapons wielded by the MFDICAL FACl 1 1\ teitabilityrREEOa* K*ROE Coue*ion.!enceoo York confidence men who address creature in so firm an embrace that it get up the steps of his father's house. ,,lJJ?/2:I.O Joints* Contracted Muscles, Burns againsttheencroachments of COUGHS COI DS fldeutial, priceo low and SO CHAK Gt UiVLLS*TENT see blood in his eye. We went back strangers in the street and pretend to will be torn in pieces rather than yield At this time he fell in with the article and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and IS OBTAIS BD. wrrv- BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SORE THROAT rl without our coat. Presently the chief Sprains, Poisonous Bitee and know their names and all about them, its point. We refer to Hon. Pi stmastei General Kej "c recommended as a cure. All else having *.?soothing Balsamic properties afford a diffusive compoundedyasandthe stimulant tonicf to build up the deceived by dealers who tr to palm of Roc and Rv Stings, Stillness, Lameness, Old E Rev. F.D Powder, lolhcialoin the S Patent of the fire department went in to get his ^""-f'UNvSfcbutit has never been sobadvantageously in TOLL, ROCK and knocked one of them down with his carpet-bag, *Y failed to do him any good, he resolved Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains. The spines of this animal are about -Office, and especially to our clients in e\ery Stati 1 coat, and he came back without it, too. containing his Bible and heavy Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and to try it. He did so, adhering to no of the Union and in ,11 id.i For special refeien an inch long, and naturally lieflaton after the cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price 9100. Indeed every form external disease* But he said nothing, and several others boots, in the Grand Central depot the ces, teims,advice, & Address 1 All T11^ its requirements rigidly, and was restored the back, directed toward the tail. But I heals -without scars* A Snow A, Co., Sfi&rfr. W genuinplace I in ofPrivate our TOLU,Propiietai ROCK AND RYE,nwhich ibottle,ONLYeths tried the experiment, and came back other day for saying, "Hello, Cousin articlethe has a Die Stam each which to health again solely by it. He For the BRUTE CREATION it cures by a peculiar arrangement they are OppositePatnt office, Wih MLUICA Sprains, Swinny, Stifl* Joints, the same way. But finally .one gentleman Josiah." "You ean*t fool me," said is now New England agent of the Pennsylvania permit*jjj^ be SoldtoyDruggists, Grocers and Dealers Everywhere, erected when the owner coils himself. Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Bis couldn't stand it, and spoke of the the old man. as he .floored this young R. R., at Boston, restored to eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm*Scab, In shape the spine "is not unlike a large qjf' *S- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENSE. dog. That broke the ice. and we decided one in the skin-tight pants and toothpick Hol|pw Horn, Scratches, wind- perfect health again, a fine specimen of PEOPLE WHO LIVE pin, being sharply pointed at one extremity, SI The ToOl, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, III ails, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, to get the dog down. We threw shoes. But when it turned out that manly vigor, brought about by this system and furnished at the other with Sores, Poll Evil, Film npon along the line of and near to the old ST PAUL things at him and tried to scare him the young man really was his cousin, of cure, as follows: the Sight and every other ailment SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and its anous a round, bead-like head, and rather to which the occupants the away, but he only growled savagely. who had been sent to the depot to meet Bianch Lines, now a pait of the Specific for heart disease, dropsy, abruptly bent near the head. If the Stable and Stock Tard are liable. dl^idk^o, $t.l\til, ]\linne- Then one of the party stood at the foot him, the old farmer was not so sure that dyspepsia, diabetes, all troubles of the skin be removed from the hedgehog, The Mexican Mustang Iinln*^nt ^ERFECT^ BUTTER COLOR always cures and never disappoints, of the stairs and lied like a pirate, saying: you "can't fool him." kidneys, and chronic diarrhoea. the quills are seen to be pinned, as it and it is, positively, Nice dog' Good old fellow' 1 Tablespoonof Skim Milk every hour 1st day. were, through the skin, being retained THE BEST tGiTesBHtterthepiH-edgedcnlor the year round. The larpest Butter Buyers recoirmend its usa Come, Towser!" But Towser was proof 2 2d Why She Won't Many. Lscd" allthebe&t Creameries Awarded" th InterKistormerchantforlt,orwHtetoask\phatltis by their round heads, which are acted liousandsoiuses! Dairyman silT ty 1 PERFECT. know that this is the short and quick Line to ill where ce it againt flattery. It had grown quite what 3 3d pationalDlplomaatN Y. Dairy Fair, upon by the peculiar muscle which has 'lr 4th points in Centeal and Western Missonu to all Miss Risley-Seward, a daughter of exSolicitor WELLS. RICHARDSON & CO Proprietors, Burlington, VU 4 it cORt**- dark, and the breeze was coming along points in Kansas, Nebnk i Colorado Texas. OF ALL already been mentioned. 5 5th of the Treasury Risley, became *USE 3fONLY^THIS3fTHE^FIRSTJf AND *TH E BESTjf brisk, and everybody was shivering. California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, and 0 6th LINIMENTS Protected by this defense, the hedgehog a great favorite with William H. Seward 'hat this IS the Only Mtlne between Minnesota Meat was offered to the dog to get him 7 7th mttd the Smuth Went, is enabled to throw itself from considerable while Secretary of State, and subsequently Sawing Made Easy. 8 8th away, but he wouldn't have it. Things THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES ^JK, ]jf^ heights, to curl itself into a accompanied him during his Commencing the 8th day to break began to be blue! The handsome yachtsman of the populoushns^ouTi^iTTe'j', namelj ball as it descends, and to reach the one-half slice of bread in the milk (but tour around the world, ltyr. Seward in The "New Improi asked if somebody present couldn't SUmx City, Coinrtt Hltffn, Omw ha M0URH1 L1CHI\I\G ground without suffering any harm from no crust of the bread) three times a day. bis will bequeathed to her $30,000 on swear? The chief of the department, St. J'otttph vitchlaon, Jsearen 9 Tablespoonsof Skim Milk c\ ery hourSthday. its fall. A hedgehog has been seen repeatedly FOB MAN OB BEAST. condition that she should adopt his wrth and Kaitsan dtt/ being a fireman, of course didn't know 10 10th Is the cheapen and be^t to throw itself from a wall name. She accepted the money, adopt* Th St Paul Sioux City Rulroad, now known 11 nth \K boy sixteen jiars a profane word, and neither did any of as the Wetter* JtivMon of the Chic 1 go, St cansawlogs/asf and? some twelve or fourteen feet in height, ed the name, and now refuses to marry, 12 ]2th the rest of us. The doctor said if anybody Paul Minneapolis & Omahd Line, Is also the Shor Sent on test trial s, OF ETERY KIND CESAP2P THAN EVEE and to fall upon the hard ground without 13 Uth because she will not consent to postal forlllnstraud Catalogue eontalnlnc ti wl m*d itireet MJne from Cential and Wc-tei would go up and throw the dog ics Shot Guns, Re\olrs, Am:riii 14 lh FaU and full particulars AOEVTS W1NTFU nesota, Western low a, Dakota Nebraska tnd the appearing to be even inconvenienced change her name. At present she is in turn, I ihhuiic Tackle, Seines, Nets, Kooarch Lightning Saw Co 16S Randolph St., Chicago out he'd cauterize the bites free of 15 l'th South.West to Ivnive s, i/ors, Skat s, by its tumble. On reaching the ground, Italy studying the old monasteries of On and after the 16th day take 15 tablespoons ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS charge, and our friend of the legal fraternity FREE! A Hammocks, et AUL DS' it would unroll itself ana trot off with Tuscany. Skim Milk every hour, daily, said he'd give his services in a Large Illustrated Catalor E and the entire North and North-Weft, and to tin perfect unconcern.H. L. Fatrrhihl, in except one hour before your usual hour I S- suit for damages. But nobody volunteered. 3REAT WESTERN GUN WORKS Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. the Popular Science Monthly. RELIABLE SELF-CURE, A New York policeman who clubbed Jit St. Pf connections are mule with tin for dinner, and one hour after dinner. The very heavy gentleman said GEO. BKNZ & Co., PITTSBURGH, I'4 JftMf#rN.DfoisiM*ofthe Chicigo, St Piul, Mm CENT ^m* -^mm**- a pedestrian sixteen years ago was not For dinner, take as much rare beef as if he could get' on the roof and drop neapohs fcOmntaliue, for Noithern ind Ceitial forgotten. The two met in Oregon the you feel like, with a slice of bread (no A favorite presci iptlon of one of the A Trifling Affair. through on the dog he could break the Wisnonsin, and .o Chicago and ill points la LIQUORLS8 IMPORTERS WHOEAIE DEALERSN I nost noted and successful specialists in the & other day, and this time the tables were and the running of trains is so ai 1 mged that is crust), and a half-cup of coffee (sugar animal's back, but before saving this The following is said to have happened now retired) Tpr thecureof BTervou* Debility. sengers from the Western Dmsion of tlii lits turned and the policeman was left for WINES. 2/osf Manhood, tt'eakttfmm and Mteeay. bent or milk). he took care to observe that there was when the legislature adjourned can have from one to one and one ilfhoui aee plain sealed envelope/rce. Druggists can fill dead. For breakfast and supper, break one teud to bn iness in St. Paul if desired no way to get on the roof. There was some months ago, but we did not hear Address DR. WARD & CO Louisiana. Mo. Whemyonfo South or South West bestirs to slice of bread (no crust) in the milk. 'WANTED! Lndies and Gcntlcrntn to i only one thing to do, and we did it. of it until yesterday: ut- to cell soveril Useful Iloimohol to over this Line through the seven Hlg- Hitte 93 w. 3d St.. ST. PAUL, LYON&HEALY The bread should be 48 hours old, ..3'tiele*. Profit* larco. Labor li&hr How Charles Beade Writes a Play. We sent half a mile to get the dog's A very prominent member of the legislature, and when you go noith, east or noitlmest, go -xelnsive territory given. No mpe never less than 24. through St ami the UrentRailroad Centre of owner. And while we waited for him who had been paying a great One set of Charles Reade's scrap i 1 Terms liberal Circulars FREE \ddre the great North west State & Monroe Sis .Chic-go If the milk sours on the stomach, put we sat and shivered and chattered our NOTES BROTHES & CUTLER, deal of attention to the widow Bombazine, i. ntt Vanufact'g Co., Box 88, Pittsburgh, P. Two passenger trams daily, St. ml to Chicago books are filled with paragraphs about Will KS pniatkl to an uMm their in it a tablespoonful of lime-water to a through Elroy and Madison, with Pullman Palace teeth, and told each other it was funny, told her, on calling with his carpet-bag BAND CATALOGUE, women and are labeled Femina Vera. WHOLESALE pint of milk. Sleeping Cars or ench train. A NEW OURS FOR and inwardly thought of things that fur last, *W pK HO Engravn in his hand, that he was about Others are devoted to reports of curious 0TAT0BU6 THROUGH TICKETS of lnstraiotm. S Ith Cap*. Belt. If you should become costive, eat a Druggists, wouldn't look well in print. And we to leave Austin, and she must forget 'Homponi, E[alfU, Cap-Umi* police cases under the heading of Curialia, fig or two at and after use of beef and Un.U Drum \!jor'i Staff., ai er this route are on sale at all principal st it ions treated the owner of the dog very politely him. She replied that he had trifled or man as revealed in courts of HaU, 5undr\ KanU Outfits, heralring coffee. Be sure and buy a through ticket as the aie gen. J\Utcriil al inclu lis Inttru Hon at 1 Ex till he had sent the dog home and we with her affections, and now he proposed law. Several ponderous tomes labeled tit ie fir Anntr ir Hands, a"' Catalonia' erally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets The first three or four days it will reuire a'Cholc 4 Mmic. had got our coats. Then if we didn't to leave her desolate. you desire or the "ifci mat ion wanted about 1 ates Negri Loci contain the report of dark 3rink a severe mental effort to "eat or KBmBSaMSBBHBBBi g^V OURS connections, Ac at your home st uon, write to tell him what we thought of the brute, *XotFaU "It's not my fault," he replied, with AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. deeds perpetrated in public institutions. the undersigned, and youi lettet will rtttive nothing but milk," but after the no matter. tears in his eyes. "I would keep on trifling to tend for When Mr. Reade writes a play, he does prompt attention. W rtASDALK, ST. PAUL, fe sure eleinlv and cheap Sair pie Iacl:0c MINX. first five days you will become accustomed F.B CLARKE. Cenenl Ag nt, with your affection? if I could only oar FALL bis work in a most systematic manner. to the system, and not feel that Gen. Traflic Manager St Puul Alum ST. XX. Joli-5iton, U.P* stay here, but as I can't, you will have His original MS. is handed to his secretary, Price-Last strong desire for table food. to get some other trifling cuss to stay who makes a careful copy. This KAJEWSKI & WAGNER for 1882. It is strongly recommended to all afflicted Great chance to make menej. The San Francisco papers are waging here. The organic law is to blame that is revised by the author and a fresh Free to any address npon with this fatal disease to give the Those who alwa\s take ad\anvageof a good war against the incalculable copy is made, with instructions for limits the sessions of the legislature and the good chances for application. Contains descriptions above remedy a strict and vigorous UntakersandDealei in evils of cigarette-smoking. The Post prompter and stage manager. Then compels me to leave Austin and go making monev that ar offered, trial, which will probably restore to of everything Generally become wealthy, while Furniture and Sewing Machines says: "Take the raw-faced young man, the author has an interview with a firstclass back to my family."Texas Si/tings. those who do not improve such health again many who now think required for Personal or Family use, artist, and a set of sketches are from San Francisco to New York, from chanceremain inpo\erty We want many n, 9 themselves incurable.F., in Portland with over 2*200 illustrations. We sell women, boys and girla to work for lie right in JOTTCuKewsC made. These drawings are sent to the Toronto to San Diego, who smokes the i rKoy*anlGiris Trans. "Just look at that horrible mud out tbeir own localities An one can do the wcrk SLEEPY EYE, MINN. all goods at wholesale prices, in wood engraver or lithographer for large American cigarette, inhales the smoke 1ourja I i A I, W 1 properly from the first start Tie business pays there," she lisped. "Well, that's the VEMION ,t ^tcatcd for thea, posters or window cards. Appropriate quantities to suit the purchaser. The more than twelve times ordinary wages. Expi nsi\e and blows the refuse through his nose, lor Home UM, proper place for it, is it notP Where ontfit ordered free No one who engages lis A A^lendlfluflRortinent of all kinds ol luriiitnrc music is written by a competent musi only institution in America who make and the insurance company that takes Fret ax fccroll Satrloj, T"-nme to make money rapidly. You can devote and icflliis of all sizes, it constantly kept OH band would you, have it, on your boots or cian. and several complete sets of the him as a risk ought to be reported Z-10 Fox hunting at Newport is like chasing Boring:, lnlhng,jrmdiiiK 1 jho this their special business. Address whole time to the business or only your spare rr neck?1* Another fellow pays and be sold at reasonable prices We alao keep down your ments. Full Information and ail that is needed Screw Cutting. lr ce to IZX score are arranged. a tall ,'iie or all the standard Sewing alaclunee, on the books of any commercial agency an Alderney cow round a barnyard, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. leest free. Address STIN^ON &>C .Portland, Main. Bend 6cents xrli r""rq for her caramels now. which vi ll be aold at low prices and favorable and calling it a buffalo hunt on the mercantile globe." novSJO'882 EPHRAIM LRO\\ i-owtil, iki** terma The public It cordially invited t*. come 7 SSS Wakash Areaa* Cfeleac*. Ofc -i*- Q'V*-'.*. rvr- sat** ta^^a^^^^s^^^^^^ Jt* niftst ?m ni in 1 *JMT .Wr, lt.f4$j B#fttfA'a &^smgiMz&S fc^j^^C.j^^rA^tor^a,