SNEW ULKl REVIEW, WEDNESAY, OCTOBER 18,1882. '%***!& Iff were the only things that had their tails How Progression Progresses. In a Russian exile known as "No. S. LYDIA PUiKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., PLE' ROUTE THROUUH THE GOLIXEN NORTH* WIT AHD HUMOR. up. It may have been a change' of 11," a Siberian traveler recently recog. The daily papers, telephone and electric front, as you say, but i i WEST IS THE light on the Laramie plains, where nized at Yakutsk the Grand Duke Nicholas 'I don't believe a single word of it,* He who says all he likes will often U.uuso Milwaoke and St.Pau Railway. erst the ghastly emigrant stretches himself Constantinovich. In 1875 he was broke in the General, who had listened hear what he docs not like. in the glad sunlight with the roof exiled to Orenburg for stealing his to me with evident impatience. of his head pulled off and a bouquet of mother's diamonds and insulting the When a bald-headed man buys a "Good evening,' I replied, and Czar. Afterward he plotted with the Indian arrows in the pit of his stomach, duster, mohair would be most appropriate. walked out of the door. The crowd had are marks of the onward march of Western Nihilists to assassinate the present Czar, ITS 4,500 MILB3 OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD got the news by this time from Chadwick, civilization that we cannot ignore. and his banishment soon followed. "My dear boy," wrote an Irishman ratodo Through Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on this map. and I was almost pulled to pieces. Where Big Steve and those other gory to his son, "never put off till to-morrow A Brooklyn servant girl, mad and revengeful Somebody noticed that I was wearing a humorists were hung against the evening what you have done to-day." because she had been discharged, gray suit, and shouted: 'He's a rebel.' sky, the busy grocery clerk wraps, set fire to her mistress' house "I'm going through the dark valet," There were several suggestions that 1 up the sardine and the picnio pickle for and then fled. Had not the mistress said the highwayman, as he robbed the be lynched for attempting to stimulate the tourist Near where the outlaw been thoughtful enough to repair immediately colored coachman. a rising of the rebel element in the city. band waved their feet across the horizon to the room just vacated by Mansfield hurried off to the War Department, The coat tail flirtation is the latest. as they endeavored to get more air, the girl, the whole house would have and pretty soon a sergeant and a A wrinkled coat tail bearing dusty toe and where their wild gymnastics shut been ablaze, and doubtless two sleeping squad of soldiers came for me and took out the moonlight as they struggled to marks means "I have spoken to your children would have perished. The me to the department. President Lincoln kick some pieces out of the milky way, father. rash servant will get her just deserts. and his entire Cabinet were there, commerce now fills the air with its low Force of hnbit is wonderful! A Natick with old Gen. Scott, anxiously waiting All Florida hogs are not of the razorback hum and the effete Eastern elerk man named Tucker christened his son for news from the front. Simon Cameron variety. The local of the Tallahassee charges up one pair of elastic suspenders Daniel, and ever) body makes it a point had known me as a member of the Floridian has found some in that and two pairs of red flannel undershirts to tell the boy to gut out of Jhe way. Legislature and vouched for my loyalty. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS am city which, for babies, are hard to beat. to the Eastern snob who came out "It is not necessary for a roan to be There was very little said while I a certain cure for all diseased here to obliterate the hostile tribe of the One Berkshire Poland China pig, ten poor to be honest." Certainly not. But told my story briefly. requiring a complete tonic especially Cockeyed Pie Biters of the Laramie months old, weighs 328 pounds one it seems sort o' half way necessary for LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Indigestion, Djspepeia, Intermittent plains. Berkshire, 17 months old, weighs 463 "The President sat with his head bent a man to be poor if he is honest. Fevers, Want of Appetite, down upon his hand, and was evidently pounds, while another Poland China, The pioneer canal on its way across Quiz. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Loss of Strength, Iiack of Energy, very much depressed. Simon Cameron, about the same age, tipped the beam at the valley turns up the bones of Old The Bridgeton (Me.) News calmly etc Enriches the blood, strength* then Secretary of War, was the coolest 547 pounds. Moaning Colic, the Sioux brave, and IsaPoelMveCure says: "The types last week made us say ens th muscles, and gives new head in the Cabinet. He immediately An Oswego man has a peculiar kitten the pale face who lives in East Laramie, for all these Palatal OmplaUU and VuhiMMi that 'The showers were not sufficient to life to the nerves. Acts like a consulted with Scott as to hurrying reenforcements which in appearance and habits partakes WNiiaoi teourbest feasle population. while making his asparagus bed and Turi?t3' "fid Heaith-Seekers' Bonanza, charm [on the digestive organs, meet the wants of milkmen/ etc., instead across the Potomac, and of the character of the rabbit and the It will cure entirely the wont form of Female Com* ft,3n's' doing other chamber work, spades up removing all dyspeptic symptoms, of niillnien.' orders were issued to stop all fugitives plaints, all oTaxJan troubles, Inflammation and Ulcer* kitten. Its hindquarters are exactly the vertebra of Buckskin Pete, the Holy tlon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent such as tasting the food, Belching, whicsh at Long Bridge. They asked me very like those of the rabbit, even to the An examination of and ref^-nco to the latest Allah of the coantry will suotr that this Is The farmers have made such a profit JRhE?TBus!nes Terror of the Wild, Wild West Spinal Weakness, and is particularly adapted to the Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, few questions, but after I had told my short tail, and when frightened it sits on sunflowers this season that they aie Aaitutho Change of life. It is queer that all this should consume "to. The only Iron Preparation story and was dismissed the newspaper on its haunches and erects its ears exactly praying that England will send over a It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In so few years, and it seems odd AaitU the DIRECT aa u, mo* ggfotJ^MjT l^^^&^ lJ oTf this*Road W&* CBXEBM. Tables andlcarn tbe leaving and that will not blacken the teeth or correspondents nearly devoured me. as the rabbit does. The hind legs an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerous man of the Oscar Wilde stripe to make ide that where once a short time ago, the Ua "SSW^ WISCONSIN. IOWA. MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. give headache. Sold by all Druggists Just as I came out of the War Department humorsthereIs checked veryspeedily by Its use. are long, giving it the peculiar gait of mulleins and burdocks fashionable for fearless pioneer rode down the street ^&ta'ra^o at $1.00 a bottle. It removes falntness, flatulency, destroysall craTlng I met one of Gen. McDowell's aids ^?ut the rabbit family. It has the playful button-hole bouquets. anfvi?eV^ and shot out the lights in the billiard for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. bringing in the report of his commander's PALVTIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWING-ROOM CARS habits of the kitten. BROWN CHEMICAL. CO. It euros Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, "Does our talk disturb you?" said one halls just as the players were going to defeat" One of the hardest woods in existence General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. Baltimore, Bid. of a company of talkative ladies to an saw off and go home, the street-car will iul I* SUMPTUOU3C0ACHEScn-and readinAND. SMOKIN,G WarnMILWA0*.eprivilegsCARSeth Ret ti oveMadisonCHICAGO the and Streets is that of the desert ironwood tree, a w'i^r te-J"}* See that alt Iron Bitten ar made by Baown CHEHIC.L {{Vottaltrn.n"or? P.YS. ou w.H hav, old gentleman sitting in a railroad station soon glide its silvery glade, and the 1 Kh.hV!l7Dsi i u'Vw'. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight Co and have erosied red lines and trade mark on wrapper. am," which grows in the dry wastes along ,,ls,t How Weapons First Game to he Used. ma1 the other afternoon. "No, slim young man with the placque hat nt,i BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. tf enjo mj? t'.e CJ nc o" tho mtrV and backache. Is always permanently cared by its use. the line of the Southern Pacific Railroad. Y^ The idea of employing weapons for was the naive reply, "I've been married and the sunbeam cane, and the garden* It will at all times and under all circumstancesact In Pa 2nt Its specific gravity is nearly the A harmony with the laws that govern the female system. S TIIoiTr[iVTKkM nigh on to forty jears." hoso pantaloons, and the shoes with assault or defence was a logical result *C *2 *SS Street, corner ""v DIAMOND same as that of lignum vitte, and it has For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this pointed toes will walk over your sore of the first contest that took place between CU "Allow me to be your beau," said a 8 Compound Is unsurpassed. PP* Merchant Hotel CHARLES THOMPSOV St,Cet a black heart so hard, when well seasoned, ."s?-V0"*? i?\Z riu^A^ nr ht feet and fall into your lap, and crush man and man. In these contests ""SfVo* AJ gentleman, placing his umbrella in a I.TDIA E PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM* 0 CATARRH that it will turn the edge of an 10 T' and CriARLJ sT, your plug hat just the same as he does the strongest man, with his native POUND is prepared at 23S and 236 Western Avenue. shower. "Thank \o I've plenty of ax, and can scarcely be cut by a welltempered in Chicago or New York. Lynn, Haas. Price SL Six bottlesfor $5. Sent by mall weaponshis fistswas unconsciously fair weather beaux so I suppose I must REMEDY, saw. In burning it gives out in the form of pills, also in the form of losengea, the father of all arms and all armed BDILI1. ^.T J'2$T,"^^ Here, in Laramie, progress is visible call you my ram-beau," sho replied receipt of price, per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham an intense heat. strength, for his weaker antagonist everywhere. We have had one embezzlement S S MEttrtlU., I EHVA A CARPENTER, archly. ..,p. a.d Tik.t**. freelyanswers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. Senator David Davis, though a man would early seek to restore the balance A Positive Cure for Catarrh of all this summer, and juries are on Address as above. Mention thie Paper. An old eitizen, returning to his home kinds. It is Instantaneous in Effect of some broad characteristics, is an impatient of power between them by the use of the market just as they are in the East and Permanent in Result. Cures at any from a banquet, meets another old citizen THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP Ko family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM*S mortal. One day this summer, some sort of weapon. The shorterarmed stag* of tbe disease. Has cured coses so terrible People from the Atlantic seaboard LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness, coming from the opposite direction. at White Sulphur Springs, Va., he astonished that bones came from tbeaose. man lengthened his striking asked No 1. and torpidity of the Uver. t5 cents per box. can come hero and default just as they Proves beyond any reasonable qnestion that the "Ish thish the avenue Mm NORTH-WESTERN R'Y the occupants of the hotel Dr. Evorjr's Diamond Catarrh Remedy Bold by all Druggists. -a power by the use of a stick, and found would at home without being lynched. "How should I know? I^ash at the is mildand pleasant, allotting immediate dining-room by aming with agility and after a time, the help its leverage and The vigilance committee has disbanded, Relief and promptcore in all casesol Catarrh, banquet rmself procuring a clean plate for himself. Influenza. Hay Pever, Rronchltts. weight afforded him. The first case in and now if you come here you will It will remove Polypus and effectually cure PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM German workman"Yaas, it it drue The surprise was due as much to the which the chance-selected, heavy-ended Is by all odds the best road for you to ake when traveling in cihe direction between find water work's and white vests, and Watery and Purulent Discharges from the Head Ghicago and aii of the Principal Points in the West, Horth and Horthwest. some of mein country men dt ink moch agility aforesaid as to the unconventionally staff or club showed that weight or and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly telegraphic news and a good hotel. The Best, Cleanest and bier, but it is not stiong and docs not restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing of the act. A tardy waiter is responsible hardness had its value, was a first step We are proud of all this, and we have most Economical Hair relieve Headache, Break np Colds in the Head Carefully r\j Mine this Map The puncipul Citieb of the est aud Noitln.e^t are Stations ihL, make dem dronk." British workman for the exhibition of impatience. toward furnishing it with a strong head. a right to be. We found the impulsive Dressing. Strengthen the Voice and Eyss Purify, Regulate road ItL liirv-iigh tuimtj uake clo*e eonuections 11 the ti am- of ail raihoaus at junction nts "No" Then what the dooce is the use Never Fails to Restore and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the Hence, the blow of the fist was the forerunner and at times irritable red man here, and of it?" Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. them-a-drinkin1 o' After the Ashantee war Sir Garnet of the crushing weapon. In the we planted schoolhonses and churches ithe youthful color to grey DIAMOND Wolseley received some additional letters pair. 50c and $x sizes at same way the pointed stick became the "You mado a fool of me," said an irate in his stead. We just changed our 'druggists. to his name and a Parliamentary lance or dagger and the thrown shaft, man to his wife. "My love," she names and came West to lead a different flortston Cologne. INVIGORATOR grant of $125,000. He is now a Knight helped, as knowledge increased, by the sweetly responded, "jou do yourself injustice. life and make civilization get right A new and exceedingly frajnuit rrand Cross of the Order of the Bath, bow or "throwing stick," was the precursor up on its hind legs and howl. Nature Call ourself a fool if ou wish, Dr. Bvory*" Diamond Invhjorator is and lasting pinume. so that nothing remains to be awarded Price 25 and We. a Perfect Rlood Purifier* Appetizer and of the dart and arrow. The character gave us a fertile soil, doited with arrow-heads, but remember you are in all respects a Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, whole* PARKER'S to him in the way of additional honor moss-agates, old buffalo of the first weapons was largely determined self-made man." some drink, which Invigorates, Purifies save a peerage. This, if given, will skulls and other tropical verdure. All by the nature of the material and Strengthens the entire system. "You are now one," said the minister For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, GINGERTONIC have to be accompanied by a large it needs is irrigation and patience. Our from which they were derived, and their to the happy pair he had just tied toether Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Rheumatic fignity rant of money and a pension, if the mineral industries, too, are coming to shape partly from this and partly by o. Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, with a knot they never could un"Which the front, and our mining stock, if properly is to be sustained in the manner copying the forms of the weapons possessed Kausea, Sick Headache and IKidney Complaints, one?" asked the bride. it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. irrigated, will also show wonderful traditionally deemed befitting, and all by the animals the primeval men "You will have to settle that for yourselves," Ask your Druggist for these Remedies results. the more so in view of the Queen's wellknown slew. Hence arises the general similarity A Purs Family Medicine that Never Intoxicates. said the clergyman. ana take no other* or 'will he sent dislike to creating a poor man a in character and shape of the earliest If you area mechanic or farmer, worn out with Progress is the proper thing after all, Pree on receipt of price* An old miser, who was notorious for overwork, or a mother run down by family or household peer. tools from all parts of the world. Descriptive Pamphlets Free. and the more we see of it the more we self-denial, was one day asked why he duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. The town of Garfield, in the new oil ^Addrear Dr. Svory'a Diamond Remedies Co. like itBoomerang. If you area lawyer, minister or business man exhausted was so thin. "T do not know," said the P. O. Box 3300. 104 John Street, New 1 ork. fields of Pennsylvania, is built on a by mental strain or anxious cares do not "There is quite a demand," says the miser. "I have tried various means for lake intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S single street, and it looks as though it Montreal Gazette, "for mechanics and getting fatter, but without success." First News of Bull Run. GINGER IONIC, I came one night with the intention oi laborers in Winnipeg at present. Farmers "Have you tried victuals?" inquired a If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or Probably the best description of moving on in the morning, but somehow want men to help with the harvest, Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with any friend. the wild stampede which followed '.he got delayed for want of water. A barrel disorderof the lungs, stomach bowels, blood or nerves but it is almost an impossibility to get "It's my last resort, my last resort," battle of Bull Run ever printed, appeared you can be cured by PARKER'B GINGER TONIC. of water is worth $1 a barrel of oil, them. As high as $45 per month and If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or murmured a dejected-looking individual in the Pittsburg Dispatch recently. 54 cents. A correspondent on the spot board is being paid to farm-hands. In any disease or weakness and require a stimulant take as he braced himself against a lamppost The historian is Kennedy Marshall, says: There are no Coal Oil Johnnies GINGER TONIC at once it will invigorate and build the city good wages are paid to any one of Butler, Pa., a prominent lawver, and last night. "What is that?" inquired now, and probably never will be. A you up from the first dose but will never intoxicate who can lay any claim to being any sort It has saved hundreds of lives it may save yours. brother to Thomas Marshall, who some a sympathetic bystander. man with a four thousand barrel well is now made for the fourth year and of a mechanic. The clerkships, however, HISCOX A CO 163 William St, New York. 80c. *r* weeks ago declined a nomination on "Home" was the mournful reply, "home, may succeed, but a two hundred barrel on* dollar itxes, at all dealer, in medicines. are crowded to excess, ana young has a record of unqualified success. Cameron's State ticket Mr. Marshall sweet home." well is considered a "duster," a dry GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SI7E. men destitute of means and unskilled in THE CHICAGO St. NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. It was thefirstmade and has been at the date of the battle was a member hole. In such a prolific territory as A Vermonter has invented a water a trade, will do well to reach slowly a Ovir all its p* ntipal Iires, runs each way daily from two to four ormore fast express rams I of the Pennsylvania Legislature, and brought to perfection while competing this, the extravagance of ideas is simply telescope with which he claims he can determination to move West." heoiily roud West, l\o th or Not tu. west of Can ago that u*es the with hundreds of persons had followed andimitating machines havebeen grotesque. see a five-cent piece in forty feet of the Imperial Palace Dining Cars. the army to see the rebels crashed by made for only one or two seasons There is a kind of dwarf kangaroo in water. But the blasted telescope doesn't McDowell. Mr. Marshall was accompanied the staked plains of northern Texas. Its bring coin up so seeing it is only The Funny Things we Do. and some of them are advertised by Henry J. Raymond, editor of It IP the only road that run* Pullm-m Sleeping Ca Xorth or Northwest of Chicigo It as over 3 an aggravation, and we don't want any body is about eight inches long its fore THE BEST Have you ever reflected upon the very this year for the first time. the New York Times and Dr. Russell, OO0 ?lli*!a Oft UOJii It I"OIJI aaxong others the following Trunk Lines .i. instrument.Boston Post. legs are not more than an inch and a many funny things we do, for which It uses small inexpensive cord, the famous war correspondent of the half or two inches in length, while its "Winona, Minneioti & Central Dakoto I tie Council Bluffs, Colorado and California Line,' we can give no particular reason? How "Boy," said a stranger to a lad who London Times. OF ALL never fails to bind every bundle and Sioux City Su Northeastern i 'Cuicago, Sj Piul & Minneapolis Line hind legs are all of six inches. It has a is it that we do not give five cheers, two Was blacking his boots in front of a hotel Elgin, Rockford, b'reeport & Dubuque Line." "Muw mkee, G^eenbay & Lake Superior Lin e" is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, "Raymond, Russell and I," began tail about eight inches long, completely cheers, one cheer? Why is it that we Jimltntr Valley, Pierre & IXalwood Line" aukefcha, Mad son & Northern Line recently, "if I should give you a dollar, Mr. Marshall, "were seated on the roadside, HOST DURABLE AND BEST bare except a tuft of long hair at the give three cheers and no more? would your first impulse be to go to Tickets o\cr this road arc sold bv all coupon ti kontb in fi United States ind Canodas taking lunch, at 3 o'clock in the end, and a ridge of short h.iir on its upper FINISHED MACHINE in the Why is it that the majority of people the circus?" "No, sir," was the prompt Remember to ask for ticket-vii tin* roau be sure id over it, and take a othrr afternoon. While we were talking together part. It is also a muicupial, the use the right hand instead of the left, LAYNG, Gen'l Superimendeni, GL ca, bTLNNET Gen'1 Pass At,eit, Chicago market* reply. "My first impulsewould be that we heard locomotives whistling pouch being well de\ e'oped It is of a and cannot help smiling at those who it was counterfeit bill!"Detroit Free Any one who bnys the C. W. H. HEIDEMANN, AGENT. XAW ULM MINN. FOB MAN AND BEAST. DEERING over on the Manassas Railroad. The soft blue color. Its onh mode of locomotion use the latter? Press. avoids every chance of trouble trains stopped in a cut out of sight BINDEB is by jumping, pieci&ch like the Why is it that a man cannot see a For more than a tluid of a century the or failure in the harvest A little lady of 2\ years had picked Pretty soon out marched a lot of soldiers kangatoo. It jump ui^lit or ten bundle of toothpicks without helping Mexican Mustang Liniment liasbeen Up a cane in the corner of the room and in gray, with a stand of brigade colors, known to millions nil over tlio world as feet. himself to one when he does not need it? MANUFACTURED BY the only sate reliance for the relief of was playing with ita plain stick bent and came at a double-quick across the e a Why is it that a small boy cannot let accidents and pain. It is a medicine William Deerlng, at the end. Papa asked, "What are field. It was Kirby Smith with the last above pi ice ana pi niscthe best of Its a thin, wasted wasp fly in peace, without The Way Oat of a Water Difficulty. you doing with the cane?" "It i^a't a installment of Johnson's array from kind. For eveiy loiin of external pain furiously going for it with his new A citizen called recently at the watei cane." "What is it, then? "It's an umbrella Winchester, which had eluded Patterson. CHICAGO. MEXICAN straw hat or why is it that the small register's office and introduced himseh without any clothes on it." The panic which had seized our girl will always insist upon lugging Mannfactarer also of and his business by saying, "I'm Misthei troops when these fresh fighters hurled "Yes, you may come again next Sunday home a kitten that has not even learned Tbs Deering Light Eeaper, Tha Deering and Waraa Jerry Muldoon, and I carry votes. Ml themselves at the Union Tines, already evening, Charley, dear, but" to open its eyes? cellar is full of water, and my hins wil tottering with exhaustion, was wilder Mustang Liniment 19 without an equal. Mowers, and Tbe Leader Reapers. "What is it, darling? Have I given you Why is it that when one asks us the It penetrates liesix and muscle to than anything in military history since be drowned if it isn't fixed so I wan pain?" he asked, as she still remained the eiy bonemaking the continuance number of days there are in a certain three Austrian soldiers, coming out of you tofixit." of pirn and inflammation impossible. silent "You didn't mean to, I'm sure," month, we always say to ourselves, the woods to surrender after the battle Its tiled upon Human Flesh and Mr. Muldoon was informed that noth she responded, but next time don't "Thirty days hath September. April, the Brute CK ition aio equally wondeiful. of Solferino, put the whole French army ing could be done for him there, whet wear one of thosfe collars with the points The Mexican June and November." to rout for a time. Regiments that had Per COUGHS. COLDS. SORE THROAT. BRONCHITIS. ASTHMA. PNEU- he again remarked, "I carries fifty votes turning outward they scratch so." MUSTANG Why is it that we turn to the right instead stood up to their work bravely since MONIA. CONSUMPTION, DiseasesofyTHROATd compounde. CHESe thTTOLU, AND LUNC8d.an d'ye moind, and I want the water out advantageousl as in ROCK An Indianapolis minister thus relieved of the left, when the left is far 9 o'clock in the morning, melted away of my cellar." HII ill aPtf* Till advance| Has always been diseaseseoof on thTHROAT.CHEStimportantmose incipient and stages and all the himself: "We are living with a telephone preferable, and if adopted would save I I A I A ir e4 1 111 1 1 weapons wielded by the MEDICAL FACULTY in a few minutes at the sight of the grav be .WJItS "But we have nothing to do with sucl ,n ffl III AIIIlir#llll I I againsttheencroachmentsof COUGHJVCOLD8. at each Christian mouth, a diasoope many an accident on railroads and nev charging columns. There was no knowing I J? matters," said the official "you shoulc Liniment is needed by somebody in *S$ JRJ]USJKJjlW- 5SdLU? I UtU lmONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SORE THROAT, ivMl at the eye, a sphygmaphone at G8 highways? The driver always sits upon what force was behind Smith, and co every bouse. Eveiy day biings news of employ a plumber to attend to it, Mr the pulse, and we sent lightning shocks the right of his vehicle in turning Hunter's men did not wait to see. They the agony of an awful scald or burn obtained for i ev inventions or for lnipr Muldoon." IkYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties affora a diffusive stimulantto Pricey9100d an tonicfh to build up thee subdued, of rlieumntlo martyrs lestoied, nenth in old ones Ctvei. InulcMirkt, ind i of mercurial Christian force around the to the right he is farthest away from the took the road to Centreville, pell-mell, relieved.^Quartb deceived dealers who tr palm of Roc and Ry O" JOEU,^ROC ANl BYE, whic is the ONL system after tbe cough has been size bottles, This suggestion did not appear tt or a valuable horse or ox patent busmen pi tl tllcmlc to in.P1!"5o6 globe and onchasing the centuries." n. every man for himself. The infantry wagon he passes, and, unless ho is an INVENTIONS IA I'IIAVL BtEN ftEJkGI* I saved by the healing power of this A All I ft I strike the caller favorably, and Mr. Mul LINIMENT Very naturally, the Buffalo Express mtystil!,in mo^t i anas, be ilented by as Ben charged their own batteries, cut the expert, cannot tell how close he comes V^W JLV I doon was finally recommended to set MEDICATBD articlethegenuinehas a Private Die Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, wbleo opiositt the S ittnt Ofiiee, ind engicedu thinks he is wanted in Boston. horses loose, jumped on their backs and to the wheels of the man who goes permitsJS*} be Soldi py Prnygtou* Grocers awl Dealers ErerVwhsre, PATENT IKJSINr^Sl.XCLUSlYtLY, we in se the Mayor in regard to his cellar, whet went to the rear on a gallop. Russell him whereas, if he turned to the left cure pi* ntsin losf timetl) in t'u ^e who tie A guest at the table of a boardinghouse he departed. Two or three days late) W 49- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OB LIOBNSB. who must depend up 1 mote fiom Within {ton i" disappeared on the tide at the top of his side, he could look straight down, see on the Catskill Mountains, who he reappeared. The TiS-U, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, IE on the mailsin i transitions with the Piteiit which speedily cures such ailments of speed. Raymond drifted away from to the fraction of an inch how close he was about to tackle apiece of dried apple Oflice "I come to see about that cellar," sait the HUMAN FLESH as me, and I did not let many pass me in was approaching an obstacle, and thus When Inventors) ei mode lor sketch make pie, addressing the landlay, said: Rheumatism, Swellings, fJtln* he: "I'm Misther Muldoon, you know se irch in the Paten i iniceiml idviseastoits pa. the ace myself. It was the further the Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns avoid it The engineer runs upon the "Do \o think you could furnish me and I carry fifty votes. My cellar's worst testability KRKJ. H\KE Cones lencecon and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and faster, and after covering what seemed right-hand track, and sits upon the with a bit of cheese?" "I don't know flile ititl,pnce low ind NO HAKGL UNLES" Sprains, Poisonous Bites and than ever." to me about five miles, I dropped exhausted PERFECTE BUTTER COLOR *1LM IS OBH1H 6.D Stings, Stiffness, Xamene8s Old right-hand side of his cab. The long, whether there is any," she answered, in "But we told you the other day, Mr We refer to Hon P. sttnaster General Key, Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, beside the road to rest narrow locomotive, with its sand-tower a castiron tone of voice, "but if you'll .ev Powdei,1 officials in the U. S. Patent Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and Muldoon, that we can do nothing abou belfry and smoke-stack, is in front of Indeed every form of external disease. OGice,andepcciaIl} our cl entsin everj St ite have a little patience, I'll send a Gives Butter the Kilt-edged color the rear round. The largest Batter Buyers recommend Its nssi it here." "By-and-by Raymond came along. I heals without scars. of the Union and in nv i *'or spe ml refeien housands of Dairymen say I I S PERFECT. Used by all the best Creameries. Awarded the Inter* him cutting off his observation. lie can waiter to look through the mouse-traps "Yes, but I carries fifty votes, and nn es, tei ins,artviic, & \di'r national Diploma at N Y. Dairy Fatr. Ask your drufrgi6tormcrchantf orlt or write to ask what It Is, wnat For the BRUTE CREATION it cures He had found his barouche and he took see only his own track, while the opposite, and see."Brooklyn Eagle. Sprains, Swinny, Stiff* Joints, ft costs, who nsesl t, where to get It. WBI.I.8, RICnABPSOX CO.. Proprietors. BrilsU Tt A llnovvA, Co.* cellar must be fixed or my hins will al me in. We whirled along in the crush Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Di seases, save at a distance, is almost whollv Opposite Patent ofHco, Wash be drowned." "I can't get up early," said a poor Foot Hot Screw Worm, Scab, of ambulances, artillery horses, privates, unseen by him. On some roads the reverse Hollow Horn, Scratches, wind- victim to his doctor. "Oh, yes you "Well, Mr. Muldoon, did you see tht officers and camp-followers on foot, is the custom. SI oils, Spavin, Thrash, Ringbone, PEOPLE WHO LIVE can," was the reply, "if jou will only Mayor about the matter?" ladies and politicians in carriages, and Sores, Poll Evil, Film npon Custom, owing to causes we know not i to the oil ST PAUL* follow mv advice. What is your hour 200 or 300 steers, all making the best of "Indade I did," replied Mr. Muldoon ilensj tl li ie and the Sight and eveiy other ailment of, has established these curious precedents, |-I(lHEEWEB.blfTll|SAIIS- StOU~l Cil* KAILKOAI) mil a inous to which the occupants of the of rising?" "Nine o'clock." Well, get their way to Washington. A "drove s)f "And what did the Mayor say?" Bi.t'iili nes now A uto' the Stable and Stock Yard are liable. and from observation and education up half an hour later every day, and in Mulcattle hail been driven out behind the "What did he say, is it? 'Mr. The Mexican Mustang Ilnlip?n I I I I 110 we unwittingly do thousands of the course of a month ou will find army to be slaughtered after the battle. always cures and never disappoints doon,' says he, 'why don't you kapt and it is, positively, things that are, to si the least, funny yourself up at four in the morning." They were stampeded with the rest and ducks?'"Boston Journal. For the MERCHANT GARDENE*1,RFarmnonourMgwgiar SEEDS and that we cannot explain. THE BEST added to the confusion. "How beautiful is the dome of heaven For the MARKET this evening," said Angelica, as she "I got over the Long bridge at Washington For the PRIVATE FAMILYow SEEDS kiowth tl lswtbe si oit and qtiie! I to nil ourselves"r po i ts 11 G- lie 1 in 1\\( stem i.li soiin to I'I Grown by leaned heavily on hi? arm. "The stars Discovery of an Ancient Idol in Tennessee. at 9 o'clock, just as the countersign OF ALL otnt in i Nebi ts\ i Colo! w'n Te\ is Jefferson and his Violin. seem to look down upon us" "Oh, was being given out for the night ri in, A.izona Nc an 1 Old i\ie in i i LINIMENTS 1 VT Handsome Illustrated Catalosve and Roral Register FREE TO ALL Mrs. Martha Skelton was rich, accomplished, yes," said practical John, "it's impossible I rode up to Wiilard's Hotel, through tint tl is the Jblue 'i*'wcm .Tint icsotm A most interesting discovery was MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. a tl tl boul/i W-V*t, beautiful, and a widow whose for them to look up to us, you streets crowded with people, wild with made near Carthago, Tennessee, recently. I IfKOU Gir 7 GRVA til IT'S DAVID LANDRETH&S0NS.SEED GROWERS.PHILADELPHIA age included but twenty-three years. know. They caw n't." Sudden check excitement over the favorable dispatches Mr. Carrol Gibbs, while plowing Of course, she had many admirers of an evening full of most delightful that had come in from the front The of the pupa, JUS itTissoi ri alley, tnmely found a very ancient Indian idol, though among the young Virginians of her day. &t.,u< City, Con iftl HfuJIt, Cmu hn sentimentality. brass bands were out in force, and FOB MAN 0B BEAST. the exquisite finish of the figure and its fit. Jimrph .Stih)siH, /.eaie.i One of them was "Tom" Jefferson, then somebody W making a rousing O worth in flnusns Vtijf A year or two ago, when a young oriental posture point to its having been a young lawyer, esteemed for his talents, to Richmond' speech from the balcony lh St. P.ul & Sioux C'tj i ho'd.now known man from Boston landed in anew town made by that great prehistoric race hs the Werttm ll.vH'im 01 tie Chicigo, St but by no means remarkable for of the hotel. I walked into the office, State 6 ttortfi Sfior in Nebraska, ho was at once approached which spread over this country before 1 tul W ine ipo'-si Omdiia Li le, alsot .obit, 1 -v ,_*! the gi ace of his person or the beauty of under the sound of his inspiring words nn It tct Mcne frcm it il and eitern in Willfnipre| |Mtov 1 "rtr the'' tf by a middle-aged man, who introduced the Wild Red Man obtained possession. ,BAND CA his face. "Tom's" accomplishments knowing how soon those cheers would lies ti \Vc-,e*n Iowa, \\i Istbiii^li ind the 5AT4XOOUE, himself as Jones, and added: "Going to If it was made by the Red Man, it was Soutl -West to jAGEMTSI For Gen. Dodge's new book, for 1SS, "TO p were a persuasive manner, and ability be hushed to whispers of affright Chadwick of Inttram.nU*, S u, Cp. i*ll* W fkl*~l ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS settle down here?" "Yes I think so." certainly made at a very early date, before 'Pompom, Ep IIHU, 'n-\% to sing a song and play on the violin. SHIRTY-THREE TEARS AMONG was keeping the hotel then, and SUndfc Dram VJ zh &U(Ts Single man, are you?" *-Yes, sir." he had lost those Eastern ideas OU .WILD INDIAN S ind tl entnc Noith uulNoith \\c-' i il to the Hah, Sun lr Bu 1 Outfits, 1 erasing as I pushed up to the desk he stared at The Widow Skelton enjoyed her freedom Dis iiets oi r\oitiiein Wisconsin. Material!, Uv Inelu les I i trm lion a 11 Ex "Well, I want to warn you right here which the figure shows its maker to I^uinbe*1 trefec for AratfcM B.inie, *u.J ca.ofae' me, bare*headed and streaming with and the attention of her admirers. 8f Paulcouncetions ,ie in ide with the and now about certain things. I own have possessed. Upon its back is found dirt and sweat as I was, and finally recognizing Several of them entertained "hopes," Fohlct vitilmt of the Chic ijto, St P*nl, Mm Jlntroductlon by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains i the only church in town my son keeps the figure 1619, but the surface of the nctpo'n fcOm.itM line for Northern and Cei Ual me, asked me where I had but her manner expressed no such preference truthful and graphic record of the author's observalions, experiences the only saloon here my brother owns letters when compared with the general onoiis n, and .rr Chieigo and all points last exciting1 thrilling adventures and OF EVERT KIND CHEAPER THAN EVER. been, and what was the matter. as satisfied their ardent desires. and the running of ti.tins ia so in mged thitpassentrers fOVFUL Kews for Coys and Girls It During 33 years among the wildest tribes of the the only hotel and I am engaged to the surface of the body, shows them to have Rifles, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, Young and Old 11 A NEW IN. One day, two of her suitors, bent on om the Western Division or llu lits,HI Great a West* Splendidly illustrated with Steel 'I come from the front McDowell Fishing: Tackle, Seines, Nets, only single female in this country. My been placed there a great while after ii ive urn one to one and one ilfhoui* aee Plates?Fine Engravings and Superb Chromo-Lith" MENTION just patented for them, learning their fate from her own lips, Knives, Razors, Skates, is licked out of his boots, and the wreck forHome use! t( ml to bu mess in St I mil if desned commission on all transactions is 10 per the figure was completed. It is made pgraph Plates in fifteen colors. Has received th met in the hall of her house. Hammocks, etc. Whem j/oiifa South or South Wvstbesnr'' to unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men of of our army is not far behind.' Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning cent cash in advance. Come and see of compact yellow sandstone, which is Large Illustrated Catalogue TREE*. to o\e i this Line rottg-hi/.e KTCH Big t,it'e par country.i' Gen. Grant writes: 'The best book Boring, Drdhng,Gnnding, I olishmg. The sound of music caused them to "Chadwick dived back into his private me."Wall Street News. as endurable as marble, yet time has and whei you go noith, eist or noithwest, iro GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, fan Indian and Frontier life ever written." Bishop Screw Cutting. Price 5 to $50. listen. The widow was playing on the l/.t-oMjr* rt tut the Urcat Ha*trcad Centre of office with a seared face, and in a made great ravages upon it. It is sixteen (Wiley, of Cincinnati. says:'*A much needed boot Bend 6 cents for 100 pages. A little boy, who was accustomed to le gnsatNoitlne^t PITTSBURGH, PA. harpsichord and singing a love song, and one of immense value."' Chicago/afemf*/ A BROWN, Lowell, few minutes came back and took me inches in height. The outlines of book of standard and substantial value." Chicago say grace in the absence of his father, ftvo i-sen^ei tii'nsd uly, St.Pml to Chicago while Jefferson accompanied her with with him. the features are very well preserved, in 'AdvanceSjy*Ho other book contains as full and through fclioy ind idison,ulnullm in Palace ha'd a younger brother who found it his voice and violin. accurate account of the Indians.*' Chicago Tribune "There sat Gen. Mansfield, who was Sleeping O irs or en tr Mil fact, the face i3 very little damaged. It Sawing Made Easy. hard to wait until grace was over ithout it reads like a romance, and is far superior to any THROUGH TICKETS Something in the song, and in the in command of the troops around Washington, has high check bones, flat face and book ever published on the subject" The Chicago helping himself to some of the good manner of her singing, showed them with a bottle of champagne before prominent chin. The arms are well Inter Ocean fjtSL.lt vividly portrays tbe Indian just er this route lire on il at nil prineip il st itions things near. On one occasion, when The New Improved that "no" would be her answer, if they him. Bos tie .ind ly ithioiisrlitieKet HH liiej tie gei shaped and well proportioned. It is WANTED! Ladies and Gentlemen, to engage Eall, company was present, the young master ei illy che iper but it ou mnot get I he tiekeU vith us to sell several Useful SZonscholrt UfilTUISfl ressed their suit. Quietly leaving the IOSARVI represented in a sitting posture, with its "'Mr. Chadwick informs me, sir, you desne or the i' 1 in ition \v into 1 about 1 ites Articles. Profits large. Labor is light. of ceremonies observed the small boy they mounted their horses and rode legs crossed in oriental fashion. There that you report our army retreating. Exclusive territory given. No competiIon. connections, Ae it our I ome at Uou, wnte to {waiting thousands! It is the opportunity of a life* helping himself liberally to cake before .Is the cAsajMti sad oast. away, sadder but wiser men. In a day Terms liberal Circulars FEEE Address, the uiiderMened, and youi lettei will receive time, for "rapid money making! Remember, new is some attempt at delineation of drapery, Are you a military man, sir?' IA boy sixteen years oM the blessing was asked, so he deliberately Hewitt Manufact'g Co., Box 868, Pittsburgh, Pa. promp Utehtiun. W lfc\SDALK, book, superbly illustrated immense demand exclu* can saw logAAMfsad eaty or two the engagement of Mi's. Martha but time has only left the outlines I No, sir.* CLARKK .ene il Apent, srve territory and Special Terms. Send for Ulus* __ ___- gent on teat trial. Seal* said. 'Tor what we are about to receive, 4?hen, how do you know, sir, that Skelton to Thomas Jefferson was among TOPwnstratM Ostslogue containing testimon. (rated circulars, with full particulars, to Gen Traffic Manager St PuulM.ita so that no definite conclusion can be A NEW CURB FOR and for what Charlie has already sad fan partteuan. ABKMTS WAJrTMD. the rumors of the day. iAro.-fjKTTUlTOII A CO., Ctileaso. IU, OTATO reached on this score. The idol is a they were not merely making a change -llafcStac Oa.IWBaaielph St.OUsago. helped to, the Lord make us truly thankful^ Great chance to rnal moaej. Jefferson was always fond of the violin. Dec. 27. BESTyonl creditable piece of sculpture for even a of front or executing some other military Those who alwajs uike ad van. When his parental home was burned tageof the good chances for highly civilized race, and was certainly maneuver, sir?' business before the public. Ton making money that are offered, he asked, "Are all the books destroy- A silver tube passing through the ribs ca make money faster it work made by no novice in the art It is now 'Well, General,' I replied as calmly Generally become wealth", while Torus than at anything e'se. Ca pita ed?" and into the lungs of Mr. Alex. Barnes, answered the in the possession of Mr. W. E. Meyer, those wno do not improve snch as I could, while the gray-haired old 1 not required. W wills'ay AND Mi TROUBLESOME VERMIN. is,1 chanceB reTift in poverty W want many men "Yea, massa, dey of Reno, Nov., permits that gentleman of this place, who has placed it in his martinet eyed me sternly, "I saw whole $12 a day and onward women, boys and feirls to work for ns right in old family servant, who knew his master's xies. An one can do the work ide by the indottrioae at large collection of Indian relics. to live, although suffering from incur, regiments throw down their guns and their own loca RELIABLESELF-CURE. Men, wome n, boys and girls wanted everywhere pet vanity "but we saved de properly from the first start. The business pays has also recently added an agate mortar, able tuberculosis. take to the woods. I saw artillery men Jolwsrtoaa, Pittsburgh, Pa. to work for us. Now is *he time. To ean do mote than .we* ve Ln ord nary wages. Expsngive fiddle/' six inches in diameter, to his collection vote your whole time to i* or only your spare cut their hones loose from the guns and outfit ordered free. N one who engages fails nerrl so jUSICAL INSTRUMENTS ments N other busings will piy yo a of Indian relics. It was also made __ favorite prescription of one of tb a to make merey rapidly. Yon can devote your caissons and gallop away., I saw officers, Philadelphia newsdealers are combining aell. N one will'ng 14 ciniiil to mak most noted and guccexsftil specialists in theTJ.SL who.e time to the bus ness or only yonr spare mo. by the Indians. It weighs twenty-five men, Congressmen and Texas inrorma ion and ail that is needed to prevent the cutting of prices of In selecting animals it should be enormous pay by engagi yoropnee. ostly ontndtfmsree. (now retired) for the cure of Jvervoue JtoMNfaa ments. Full lor all kinds for sale very cheap. fcoet Manhoba, Weafcnaa and .PeesMy. Seal Agreatrp lsttnnity running neck and neck down the for mnk.n sent free. Addrens STIMSOK ACQ Portland, Maine 1 magasines by drygoodj merchants and borne-in mind that those with small fl [Catalogues free. Address, RICHARD lupIalnsealedeavelopcJVwe, Druggists can All U aonxKusta sily nd honong or Abddre True A Nov.20,8S21. wugyeaBlaine. 1 not fa&n riajaHtl^%&&*gMS&2 [HULL & CO.. BOX 8B8, Pittsburgh, rm. Address DR. WARD A CO mugy TimrniTTinriMnwiiii'inr "i