mm fpf?^p$ .6 tf* .r NEWULMftEVIEW, WEDNEStiAY'bWOBER 11, 1882. A Oonej Island Mystery ExplainedIt I Domestic Beoipes. /"?3S PEOPLE'S ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTHWEST Deaf and Dumb Pro Tern. MRS. LYDIA PtNKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., Facta Worth Remembering. (}R0WH'S is not the climate that makes in* A pinch of common table-salt dissolved Quietly entering a barber shop, the IS THIS Sudden deaths do not come front IRO N toxication from lager impossible. It hi in water will relieve a bee-sting. v^-* 3 stranger removed his hat andcoat, and, GEiip,Milwauke and St.Pau Railway. heart disease, one case in twenty, but not the lager, either. Its the way of I To oleanse shells wash them first ID taking a card from his pocket, wrote on from congestion of the lungs or brain, serving it A Coney Island glass of cold water, andothen in boiling milk. Th powder a ripe puff-bal is use or from apoplexy. More die from congestion i t: 1 beer is a teaspoonful blown up into a 5 "I want to get shaved." of the lungs than of the brain, half pint by gas. A glass of it would ful in stopping the flow of blood aftei A barber stepped forward, read the tied more of congestion of the brain probably float away like a balloon if the amputation. ITS 4.600 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD card, and, pointing to a chair, said to than from apoplexy. top of it was covered up. The sensation map1. Old boot-tops cut into pieces of therequired his brother artists: Include Through Routes betweenthe terminal points of allthe heavy lines shown on this Sudden death from heart disease is of drinking a glassful is something size and lined make good thick "Deaf as a brass kettle, and dumb as usually caused by rupture of some between a broken dream and a mouthful iron-holders. an oyster." large artery near the heart from congestion of fog. The sustenance one obtains Machine-oil stains can be removed, if, The man straightened himself out in of the lungs, by instantly stopping from it is got from the calm assurance before washing, the spot is rubbed with the chair, when his manipulator began the breath from congestion of the of the bartender, who mete your *y a cloth wet with ammonia. lathering his face. brain, by causing pressure on the brain, nnflinohVigY. AH- cms 'a man To prevent hair from falling out, wel "This deaf cuss has a cheek like a which paralyzes and instantly destroys might feel swindled. I asked a man it thoroughly once or twice a week with stone wall," he said, when a general life from apoplexy, by hemorrhage in who sells more lager than any one else a weak solution of salt-water. laugh followed. the brain. there how his men managed to get so Stoves may be kept looking nicely foi Stick a pin in him, and see if he is Heart disease most frequently results little in the glasses. some time by rubbing them thoroughly entirely dumb," said another. from neglected or improperly treated Til tell you," said he. "I buy only with newspaper every morning. The victim remaining undisturbed, rheumatism. It more often follows quarter-barrels, and I tell my bartenders A good powder or snuff which will the following shots were fired at him by mild rheumatism than the severe kind, that if they don't make the price of cure catarrh is made of equal parts of /l*7&?Mi- the delighted tonsorial artists: because severe rheumatism receives a barrel on each quarter they cannot gum arabic, gum myrrh, ana blood "He needs a shampoo, his hair is dirtier BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are prompt treatment, while the mild form work for roe. A barrel costs $8. A root than a cess-pool." a certain care for all diseases is often neglected and left to work its quarter holds ninecity glasses, or $5.40, Kid boots may be nicely cleaned with "Shave him with a stool leg, don't requiring a complete tonic especially way to the heart but they must piece each one out into a mixture of oil and ink the oil softens spoil your razor on that stubble." Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Persons who suppose themselves suffering 160 glasses or quit work." the leather, and the ink blackens it. "Gracious, what a breath! It smells Fevers, Want of Appetite, from heart disease because they "Why, that would be over half a A little glue dissolved in skim-milk like a Dutch band of music." JMBS of Strength, Iiack of Energy, VEGETAB LE COMPOUND. have pain in the region of the heart, or glassful" said I, "and I never got half and water will restore the stiffness and etc. Enriches the blood, strengthens "He ought to rent that nose for a locomotive palpitation, seldom have any disease of a glass yet" luster to crape, and make it look like IaaPositiyeCnre the* muscles, and gives new headlight," etc. that organ. In nine cases out of ten "Of course not," said the beer seller, new. life to the nerves. Acts like a for all tlioie Palnt^lCkmpUltiU WCMICNMM* While all these complimentary allusions they are suffering from dyspepsia common to our best female population. "because the men ain't honest They Red ants may be exterminated with charm .on the digestive organs, were fljing about him, the operation nothing more. Congestion of the lungs It will cure entirely the worst form of Female Complaints, Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza, know that they can keep every cent sprigs of wintcrgreen or ground-ivy, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, of shaving was finished.and the man all ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ulcer* is most frequently caused by a sudden Men over $8 that they take in on a quarterbarrel, wormwood will serve the same purpose such as tasting the food, Belching, An examination of which, and reference to the latest Atla of the country, will how that thU is arose, put on his coat, and then turning tlon, Falling and Displacements, and tbe consequent change from the heat of an lll-ventilated Ihp?rBusines and that I won't complain so Spinal Weakness, and ts particularly adapted to the WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. for black ants. Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, to the astonished barber, said: aU room, or railroad car, or horse car, Change of Life. the rascals knock down a couple of dollars (PISn As it Is theD1EECT *tc. The only Iron Preparation To keep cheese moist wrap it up in a "How much for the shave and compliments?" N to the cold air outside, without being CENTERS, OBECT %Land, i ''^^^^OSLrmmEto^Bj^tanA leading B18U&S It will dissolve and expel tumors from the ntenuIn or so onthe quarter-barrel by drawing N0M$tEtM that will not blacken the teeth or linen cloth dipped in white wine. This protected by suflicient clothing hence, an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerous 206 or even a greater number of give headache. Sold by all Druggists not only keeps the cheese moist but improves "IIII," gasped the astonished humorstherels checked very speedily by Its use. many persons thus seized drop dead in glasses. Of course I think that's an at $1.00 a bottle. the flavor. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroysall craving man. "On, nothingnothing, call Mr^Sl^SttV^^^t^S:^ **P-* labli of this Road a.dtothSA the streets. outrage, but it's the rule down here, for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. Chloride of lime sprinkled about a BROWN CHEMICAL CO. again, excuse"and, as the stranger Congestion of the brain most frequently It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, and as long as I get my $8 I don't say PALATIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWING-ROOM CARS place will drive away the rats, mice, left the shop, the discomfited barbers Baltimore, Md. General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and tadigestlon. results from trouble and anxiety anything.'*San Francisco Chronicle. and insects. Bits of broken glass and AND swore they would never believe in a See that all Iron Bitters are mode by BROWN CHKMICAI of mind, producing sleeplessness, SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, Co and have crossed rod linen and trade mark ou wrapper plaster of paris will effectually stop up deaf and dumb man again until they That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight followed by the engorgement of the BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its use. rat-holes. had first fired a ten-pound cannon about Tennyson at Home. small blood-vessels of the brain, sudden It will at all times and under all circumstancesact la his ears.Whitehall Times. Lemons may be kept fresh for along Tennyson's manner has a brusqueness loss of vital power, and almost instant harmony with the laws that govern the female system. DIAMOND time by putting them in cold water and and bluntness about it which is at For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this death. Apoplexy may be an inherited placing them in a cool place. The water Compound Is unsurpassed. The Upas Valley Story Exploded. first rather startling to one who has only disease, or it may be induced by too should be changed every two oi ITDIA E PINKJIAM'S VEGETABLE COM* CATARRH Another romantic tradition has been known him through his books. He utters free living, or its opposite, too great abstemiousness. 4n!? territory named then get tickets reading over the CHICAGO MII/WATT FOUND is prepared at 833 and 835 Western Avenue. A^nRT,d3^breT'??TTt1' three days. refuted, another thrilling allusion dispelled, his opinions in a plain, straightforward Paralysis may affect only Lynn, Mass. Price $1. Six bottlesfor $5 Sent by mail An excellent aquarian cement is by Dr. Otto Kuntze's discovery way, choosing the homeliest Saxon REMEDY, a small portion of the body, from a KEE In the form of pills, also lnthe form of lozenges, on made of equal parts of clean sand, plaster that the lethal capacities of Pakamaran, receipt of price, per box for either. Mrs Pinkham finger or an entire limb, or it may disable words and rarely rising to anything of paris, and litharge, mixed well freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet. the renowned Javanese Death Valley, half the body, or the whole body, like the heroic strain. His disregard A Positive Cure for Catarrh of all Address as above. Mention (Ms Paper, and made into a stiff putty with boiled are as utterly fabulous as the Norwegian when death soon follows. When half kinds. It ts Instantaneous Effect for the conventionalities of life is, however, linseed oil. No family ahould be without LYDIA B. PINKBAIPS Kraaken or Richard of Gloucester THIS NE W AND CORRECT MAP the body is affected by paralysis we thoroughly natural and unaffected. and Permanent in Result. Cures at any LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, bUlousaatfj Grease may be easily removed from Btag of the disease. Has cared cases so terrible may be certain that the seat of the disease hump. It is no longer permitted to us He is an inveterate smoker. A brother and torpidity of the liver. 86 cents per box, that bones came from the Bose. Prove9 beyond any reasonable question that the wallpaper by laying several folds of is in the opposite side of the brain, to believe that the effects of the subtle poet who spent a week with him at his 49- Bold by all Druggists. Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh Rem* CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y blotting-paper on the spot and holding because nerve fibers cross. Partial poison given off by the "Deadly Upas country seat says that partagas, regalias, edy is mild and pleasant, affording immediate a hot iron near it, until the grease has Relief and prompt enre in all cagesol Catarrh, paralysis is often tomporaiy when Tree" have bestrewn that dismal vale and cabanas have no charm for him. Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. been absorbed. caused by the rupture of a small bloodvessel, S MERRILL, C,'l Junker. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM.- with countless carcasses of savage He prefers a pipe, and of all pipes in A It will remove Polypus and effectually cure *akeVwhenC travelinNg ARPETER, ei.lP directiodn TUk.tlwt betweesn Is by all odds the best road for you to either fc if the clot is got rid of by absorption If you are troubled with moths in yout beasts, serpents and birds, or that a certain Watery and Purulent Discharges from the Head the world the common clay pipe is his Chicago and all of the Principal Points in the West, North and Northwest. and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly or otherwise. Although this is feather beds boil the feathers in watei The Best, Cleanest and death awaits any foolhardy traveler choice. His den is at the top of the lestore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing most Economical Hair a disease that all classes of people are for a short time, then put them in sacks attempting to cross it for the eminent house. When he sits down to work in Carefully examine thi Map The principal Cities of the West and Xoithwest are Stations on this relieve Headache. Break Colds in the Head* Dressing. liable to, its most destructive work is and dry them, working them with the Strengthen the Voice and Eyas Purify, Regulate German explorer has paid Pakamaran the morning a huge tobacco jar, large road itL through tiame make close connections with the trains of all railroads at junction psints Never Fails to Restore and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the done among the depraved and dissipated. hands all the time. an exhaustive visit, and reports it to be enough for an ancestral urn, is at his Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. the youthful color to grey There is no doubt that the habitual Soiled white fur can be nicely cleaned as healthy as any other part of the DIAMOND feet, together with a box full of white 'ihair. 50c and $1 sizes at use of tobacco is one of the most by rubbing it thoroughly in white flour. druggists. island. In the way of corpses he did clay pipes. Filling one of these he INVIG-ORATOR. Florcston Cologne. prominent causes of paralysis and other It should then be hung out of doors for not see so much as a deadflywithin its smokes until empty, breaks it in twain, nerve disease. about thirty minutes. Repeat the process A new and exceedingly fra precincts. He describes it as a small and throws the fragments into another Dr. Evory's Diamond Inviejorator is grant and lasting j*rtim.e. several times, and it will be equal circular depression in a gorge of the a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and box prepared for their reception. Then Price 25 and 75c. A severe cold can be soonest cured by PARKER'S Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, wholesome to new. Dieng mountains, about seven square he pulls out afresh pipe, fills it, smokes remaining within doors, in a warm drink, which Invigorates, Purifies A good frame for cooling pies and meters in size and forlorn of vegetation. it, and destroys it as before. He will room and near the fire, until all signs and Strengthens the enure system. cakes is made of strips of pine and covered GINGERTONIC For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, It isapproached by two footpaths, winding not smoke a pipe the second time. His of it have disappeared. Then care Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Kheumatic with gauze wire, such as is used downwards from the hills by which chief delight is not in communion with should be taken to prevent a relapse by Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, for sieves. At each end blocks are fastened it is surrounded. By one of these paths his fellows. Rather it is to lounge at having the feet warmly clad, and the Nausea, sick Headache and fKidney Complaints, it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. for feet to raise the frame from the Dr. Kuntze entered the death valley, the window of his study surrounded by whole body, and particularly the chest Ask your Druggist for these Remedies table so that the air can circulate freely despite the entreaties of his guides and and the back of the neck, well protected a few choice books of favorite authors, A PureFamily Medicine that Never Intoxicates. and take others will sent beneath it. servants, one of whom repeatedly strove when going out. and in view of the magnificent island If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with Free receipt price* To make first-class mucilage, get one to hold him back by force, and, having scenery with the gray line of undulating overwork, or a mother run down by family or household A recent cough will almost always ^.Descriptive Pamphlets Free. duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. ounce of gum arabic and 10 cents worth traversed Pakamaran in every direction, hills and the streak of silver sea in the yield to the following treatment within Address Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. If you are a lawyer, minister or business man exhausted of gum tragacanth put half of each in quitted it by the other path. The natives distance.Hartford Times. P. O. Bo 83(H). 104 John Street, New York. two or three days: Mix in a bottle four by mental strain or anxious cares do not a wide-mouthed bottle and cover with a had assured him that he would take intoxicating stimulants, but use PARKER'S ounces of glycerine, two ounces of alcohol, GINGER TONIC gill of water, and set in a warm cornet find the valley choked up by skeletons, two ounces of water, two grains of The Boundaries of God's Love. If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumahsm, Kidney or of the stove two or three hours to dissolve. as even the swiftest birds flying above water, two grains of morphine. Shake As we cannot take up a drop of water Urinary Complaints, or if you are troubled with any it would drop down stone-dead, slain by well. Dose for an adult, one or two from the Atlantic and find in that drop disorder of the lungs, stomach bowels, blood ornerves its poisonous exhalations. In vain, however, teaspoonfuls every two or three hours. you can be cured by PARKER'S GINGER TONIC the flow of the tides, the lifting up of did he look about for a single If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or How Michigan Central Brakemen Brag. Half this quantity to children from 10 the billows, the power that floats all the any disease or weakness and require a stimulant take bone nor could he detect the least unodor. to 15 years old. It is not safe to givo Our car was the last one on the train, ships of a thousand ports, and the soft GINGER TONIC at once, it will invigorite and build fleasant it to infants or children under 10 jears and as I sat there among the red lights Dr. Kuntze pronounces you up from the first dose but will never intoxicate ana loud music of a calm and storm It has saved hundreds of lives it may save yours. of age. I half closed my eyes and drifted back akamaran to be an imposture, the offspring as to see the ocean, we must grasp in is now made for the fourth year and HISCOX A CO J63 Willnm St, New York 50c. fd to the drug-store where I had been of ignorance and superstition. To stop bleeding, if from cavity in all its rock bed bordered by the continents,so one dollar sizes, at all dealers in medicines. lias a record of unqualified success. wont to sit in the still watches of the Unable to dispute his sentence, we are the jaw after a tooth has been extracted, GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLLAR SI7E. we cannot in the face of a It was the first made and has been THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWA night and wait for a State street car. bound, not altogether without regret, shape a cork into the proper form dying infant, or the adversity of a good brought to perfection while competing The red lights were there, and the illustration and size to cover the cavity, and long to relegate the death-dealing vale to the Our all its principal lines, runs each way daily from two to four ormore fast express trains I so man, see the government of the love of hconly road West, North r Northwest of Chicago that uses the would have been perfect had enough to be kept firmly in place when andimitating machines havebeen limbo of.explodedmyths.London Telegraph. God. It has boundaries wider than Imperial Palace Dining Cars. I any drug-store odor to hand around the mouth is closed. This, we believe, these. We must wait, and what the made for only one or two seasons me. While I sat there a loquacious is our own invention, and we have nover fleeting moments of man deny, ask the i and some of them are advertised brakeman came out to keep me company. known it to fail. It has served us in great years of God to bring. The tides THE BEST People in Constantinople. It is the only road that runs Piillmin Sleeping Cars Nort or Northwest of Chicago It has o\ er 3 this year for thefirsttime. desperate cases. He talked principally of the excursionists OO0 *11L.S O HOAU. It forms among others the following Trunk Line" of the mind, the deep music of human The lower orders proper live very It uses small inexpensive* cord, that had been going over the When an artery is cut, the red blood waters, cannot be seen in the drop of much like their brethren in Christian Council Bluffs, Colorado and CaliforniaAlue,' "Winona, Minneiota & Central Dakoto Line' never fails to bind every bundle and OF ALL road (the Michigan Central) in large spurts out at each pulsation. Press the life.David Swing. Sioux City & Northeastern No Jras tiiow "Chicago, S Paul & Minneapolis Line countries. Both men and women work. numbers, and said that "some went ou Elgin, Rockford, Frecport & Dubuque Line." is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, "MilwHukee, Greenbay & Lake Superior Line' thumb firmly over the artery near the i a* The wife helps her lord and master in JnnRiver Valley, Pierre i Dcadwood Line "Waukcfeha, Madisou &, Northern Line 13, another lot went on extra 18, more wound, and on the side toward the HOST DURABLE AND BEST the daily toil, washes, cleans, and keeps Probably Not on 22, and others were expected to go heart Press hard enough to stop the Tickets o^cr this road are sold by all coupon ti kent* the United States and Canada" FINISHED MACHINE in the the house in order she has neither time Chicago Cheek has an editorial headed: Remember to ask for tickctsvii this road, be suroad over it and take non other on 26 in the morning." He rattled off bleeding, and wait till a physician nor opportunity for frivolous amusements, "Will the World Miss Us?" Oh, market. LAYNG.den'l Superintendent, Chicago STENNET Gen'l Pass Agent, Chicago these numbers as glibly and in such a comes. The wounded person is often consequently she is more respected we don't know. Somebody else would Any one who buys the FOR MAN ABB BEAST. C. W. H. HEIDEMANN, AGENT. NAW ULM MINN. loud tone of voice that a Chicago drummer DEERING able to do this himself if he has the requisite both by husband and children, start another paper within three hours. avoids every chance of trouble in the front part of the car thought knowledge. BINDER and knows not the heart-sickness and We should miss you very much, but the or failure in the harvest. there was a keno game going on andworld For more than a third of a century the Hales Journal of Health. weariness of the harem. But even here is cold.Peck's Sun. Mexican Mustang Xjiniment hasbeen came back to investigate, while the colored women do not eat with the men, and known to millions till over the world aa MANUFACTURED BY porter carefully jotted down the he only sale reliance for the relief of never stir outside their domicile unveiled. Phantom Lights at Sea. A Baby Goes Coasting. William Deering, accidents and pirn. I is a medicine numbers and said he would play them above pneo and pi -usethe best its A Fulton market hsh dealer gives the Two little girls had a fight on Huntingdon as a "gig" the first time he encountered kind. Foi every fonu of external pain following explanation of some of the There is no middle class among the street Sunday afternoon for the the a policy shop. To change the subject, I XICAN CHICAGO. strange lights, phantom vessels, and Turks. There are the rich (or easy) possession of the indie of a baby carriage spoke of the length of the train, there other mysterious appearances that puzcle and the poor. These two orders are which contained their brother, Manufacturer also of being twenty cars on, but my friend, the seamen: constantly changing places. The rich tucked and stripped in. While the row The Deering Light Reaper, The Deering anil Warrior brakeman, said that was nothing. man of to-day may be the poor one of Two years ago I went menhaden was in progress the carriage slipped Mustang Liniment lg without an equal "Last fall," he said, "they sent out a Mowers, and Tha Leader Reapers. fishing, and one day as we were going to-morrow. You will know him by his away from both of them and darted I peiietxatc8 rtcsli and muscle train so long that when the last car was up the Sound one of the hands said he shabby, greasy coat and unbrushed the reiy bonemaking the contin uance down the hill with a velocity that threatened in Michigan City the people in the of pam nnd inflammation impos hoped we were not going off the Point, shoes. He will make no effort to keep a broken head, neck or limbs of smoking car were eating breakfast in eible. It effects upon Human Flesh and meaning Montauk. I asked him why. up an appearance. You may see him the unconscious inmate. The littlegirls tlieBiiitoCientioii are equally woiuleiful. Ann Arbor." I believe the brakeman He seemed kind of offish, but at last let buy some simple fare and eat it in the The Mexican yelled in chorus, and a half a dozen men was endeavoring to give me glucose, For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS. ASTHMA, PNEU- out that he had seen ships sailing about street on his way to business or home. and women rushed to the rescue, but MONIA, CONSUMPTION, Diseases of THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. and I declined to accept his statement in the dead of night in a dead calm. I He has lost his place. He is poor. He the wagon flew with its momentum increasing as the truth, although not openly. The I A APz.VAl I I Has always been one of the most Important laughed at him, but two nights later we is neglected. Meeting him thus you every instant, until at last it I I A I A fit I III 1 1 weapons wielded by the MEDICAL FACULTY train stopped, the brakeman got off to came to anchor at Gardner's Bay, and might suppose him a shoe-mender, or a struck against the root of a tree, bounded Liniment Is needed by somebody in 111 I All 111 IILrjlllll I I ajtainst the encroachments oICOUGHSXiOLDS, swing his lantern, and I improved the UfiPLUfllfl W I ULW BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SORB THROAT! as it was a hot night we stretched out low class coffee-house keeper, yet he everyhouse. Eveiy daybiings news cl into the air, the spokes flying from CONSUMPTION in its incipient and advanced stages,and all diseases of the THROAT,CHEST opportunity to escape to my berth. on deck. In the middle of the night 1 has only just missed being a Pasha, and the agony of an awful scald or burn and LUNGS, butit has neverbeen so advantageously compounded as in the TOLU, ROCK and obtained for new inventions, or for lmpr the wheels, and then turned twice over, subdued) rheumatic martyrs iestoied, was awakened by some one giving me a a few months more will probably reinstate BYE. Its soothing Balsamic properties afford a diffusive stimulant and tooio to build up tne ments lit old ones Caveats, Trade M.nks and a baby and all When they picked the or a valuable horse or patent bu8inens promptly attended to system after the cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price $100. tremendous jerk, and when 1 found myself him in the position he has lost. saved by the healing power of this A Glever Idea. little shaver up he was crowing with delight 4f% All I a^ HI Do notbe deceived bydealers who try to palm off Rock and Bye INVENTIONS IJ1THAVE BEEN REJECTH LINIMENT on my feet my mate, shaking like a The men and women of the countiy mayHtill.in most ages, be patented by us Beiiif W_ I III i I in place ofjrar TOLU, ROCK AND RYE, which is the ONLY and wanted them to do it again, "Allow me to speak with you a moment leaf, was pointing over the rail. I looked, oppositothe S latent Office, and engiged lr are naturally all on a par. Theie is no but when the mother could speak she on a matter of business." PATFNTJlUSINhfSINCLUSIVELY, we can socure and sure enough, there was a big genius, no talent, no eminence of virtue intents 111 less time thin thdse ^ho ire re guessed she wouldn't The return home "What do you want?" asked the schooner an eighth of a mile away, bear* mote fiom Washington tnd who mnit depend up among tbem (or if there be, it is banished with the wreck of the carriage, the rescued banker, gruffly. which speedily cures such ailments of on the inuilbin nil transactions with the Patent ing down on us. There wasn't a breath The ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, I I TOLUI as soon as it dares lift its head). baby, and the two architects of "There is money in it for both of us. Office. the HUMAN FLESH as of wind in the bay, but on she came at One man is as good as another. A fana When Inventory end model or sketeh we make the business could be nicely illustrated Rheumatism, Swellings, Stlfl* If you don't care to accept my proposition, a ten knot rate, "headed right for us. search inthe Paten fhc and advise as to its pa Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns 'tisaddress, smattering of French, and with the aid of a Puck artist, but there are other bankers in Austin ASKWFOR* tentabihty FRKFOI CI HAR OE Correspondencecon 'Sing out to the skipper,' I said. 'It's and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and good luck," are all W are wanted to who will be glad to do so." away beyond the province of a pen picture fldenti il, prices low and NO CHARGE UNLES* BUTTER COLOR Sprains, Poisonous Bites and 1 no use,' said my mate, hanging on me, 5 make a nobody First Minister but the ^^ECTED \TENriS OBTA1J kT. Stings, Stiffness, Iinmeness, Old to portray.New London Day. "Proceed." it's no vessel.' But there she was within Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, Werefer to Hon. Pi BtmasterGeneral Key, same fortune grown fickle may hurl "Well, you see I have been contemplating Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, ami *ev F.D Powder, .officialsin the S Patent a hundred yards of us. Shaking him him from his post, and he sinks lower Indeed every foim external disease. Office, and especinllj to our clients in eveiy State suicide. I've been thinking of Gives Butter the pUt-edged color the year round. The 1 arsest Butter Buyers recommend Its use* off, I swung into the rigging and yelled, A Gradual Fall than what we understand by the "poorest I heals without scars. of the Union and in .nidn Fo special referen housanda of Dairymen say I I S PERFECT. Used by alltiie best Creameries. Awarded the inter- throwing myself into the Colorado river. Schooner ahoy!' and shouted to hereto ces, terms,advice, & Address For the BRUTE CREATION it cures A colored man was leading a tame national Diploma at N Y. Dairy Fair. Ask your drnjrRistormerchant orit, or -srriteto ask what it is, what gentleman." If I do, a subscription will be raised Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints, Vsts whousealt, where to get it. WELLS, RIC1IARP8QX & CO Proprietor* Burlington, Yfc A 'Snow& Co., bear away, but in a second the white fox around the market by a chain the One fact baffles European would-be Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Diseases, Opposite Pitunt office, Wash for my destitute family. You will sails were right aboard of us. 1 yelled other day in the endeavor to find a Foot Rot, Screw Worm Scal, reformers. We are always meeting with 1 be called on to contribute. You know Hollow Horn, Scratches, TVlndSi to the hands and made ready to jump, purchaser, and a gentleman finally|asked: surprises. There is nothing solid anywhere. alls, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone) these ladies who go about collecting PEOPLE WHO LIVE when, like a flash, she disappeared, and There is no public spirit, no Sores, Poll Evil, Tilm upon money for the destitute. They will not the skipper came on deck with all hands the Sight and every other ailment along the line ofand near to the oldST PAUL "What is the animal good for, any- landed interest, ho trade interest, no let you off under fifty dollars. Yon will to which the occupants the SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and its various and wanted to know if we had the jimjams, way?" personal authoritynothing to grapple Stable and Stock Yard are liable. dl\i5k^o,0t.S pay that much to be left alone. You LftRui ic I no r^ Branch Lines, now a part of the I'd have sworn that I had seen "Jist as good as an elephant," was The Mexican Mustang I.tniip?nt with. Everything slips througli your can't put them off like you can me." the Flying Dutchman but for one thing. always ernes and never disappoints tTABLI the reply. "He's good fur people to fingers. The laws exist, but are not enforced. and it is, positively, "Well, proceed. I know all that." Y-EIC look at* It is nobody's business to enforce SEEDS THE BEST We saw the same thing about a week MERCHANTSILOurNewPlar,*w*now ctpoli$ & On]hl\k Iir(e "My proposition is this: I will give For the "What do you ask for himP" them property is yours to-day, afterwards. The light passed around For the MARKET GARDENERr up all suicidal ideas. You will not "Fifty dollars." mine to-morrow, and a week hence it know tint this is the short and quick line to all FAMILYoun ns and went up the bay. I got out the For the PRIVATE have to pay the fifty dollars for my distressed OF ALL "Fifty dollars! Why, who ever heard points In Centeil and Western Missouri to all may be Mahmoud's, or Safnet's, or Ahmed's. men and seine and followed the phantom Crown by ourselves family. Thanks to me, youof points in Kausis, Nebraska Colorado Texa^, such a price!" LINIMENTS The one thing permanent among schooner, and, as sure as vou aremake California, Arizona, New and Old Rlex.co, and one hundred per cent on the investment Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREB O AIX. The man was moving away when the us is thewatchful jealousy of the various that this is the Only Z,lne btttvetn .nitmesoln alive, we made the biggest single haul without having to do anything." atcd the South West, fox-owner called to him: nationalities. It is the different Consuls MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. of menhaden on record. The light, to TllROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEED 6R0WER8.PHILADELPHIA "Doan' you want him?" that keep order here, not the Turks my mind, was nothing more or less than "Well, what next?" "No, sir!" and were it not for this protection Europeans of the populous Missouri Valley, namely the phosphorescence that hovered over "What next! I want my ten per cent Sioux City, Council HlutT*, On ha could not live in Turkey. "Wall, doan't git skeared'eause I said FOR MAN OB BEAS T. the shoal. The oil from so many millions St. Jfoteph Jtlehinon, Mttaven commission, of course, which is just fifty dollars. I sot dat figger so as to wart* and KnfanCUy of fish moving along was enough The Turks are indifferent tradesmen. five dollars. That's what's next." Thf St. Pau' fc Sioux City Railroad, now known gin ye a chance to beat me down to ten !LYiM&fr!EAL to produce alight but you willfindmen Nearly all the shops in Galata, and the as the Wentett IHvUton of tne Chicago, St shillings, an' den if you hung on I was all along the shores of Long Island that whole of those in Pera, are kept by Europeans. Paul Minneapolis Omaha Line, ts also the Hhor I StateftMonroe Sts.,Chtc?g an1 A Shirt Finisher. gwine to drap to seventy-five cents and nisttl ,ine from Central and Western Mm believe there is a regular phantom craft The Greeks are the chief nesota, Western low a, Dakota Nebraska and the Will aid premM to any aridrws tbolr A peculiarly murky tramp, says the frow in de chain." that comes in and offsort of a coaster traders, though a smart business is done BAND CATALOGUE, i South-Westto AGEJTTS! For Gen. Dodge's new book, Boston Post, walked into a down town ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS kfor lttfi, MO pugo, 210 Engrarii p' in the spirit trade. I saw an account of by the Levantines. The most fashionable (of luteummt* Snlu, Cup* Beta, furnishing goods store the other day THIRTY-THREE TEARS AMONG something like this in the Portland papers shops are French, but there area The Kerdive. Pompom, Epaaleu, Cap-Lumps. OUR WILD INDIANS and the entire North and North-West, and to the and asked for employment His only SWodh Dram Major", Staffs ami some time after, and thought it few first-rate English and .American "Well, what do you hear about the LHate, Sundry Band Outfit. Repair! Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. upper garment was a doleful remnant IMiUriali, alac inelud Initruit'on a Lz was very remarkable but wherever yon ones. A large class of Turks hawk .It St P*f connection" are made with the Keydive?" said a Last Chance man yesin jVrctwi for Amateur liautU, and Catalc?Di of what was once a shirt, but now soterday Bantern IHvltiott of the Chicago, St Paul, Minneapolis of Cbske Hand Muilc find menhaden you may look out fox their wares in the street They are for front of the postoffice. ^Introduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains a Omar a line, for Northern nnd Central hopelessly shedded and buttonless that truthful and graphic record of the author's observations, queer lights on the waterphantom the most part fine, stalwart, civil-spoken Wisnonsin, and .o Chicago and all points xast "He's having quite a picnic asnear as OP BVS&T KTJTD OHEAPEK THANEVER. thrilling a3ventures and exciting experiences its original purpose was no longer a JOYFUL and the rnnmng of trains is so arranged that passengers hips and the like."Scientific American. men. They shoulder enormous baskets Rifle s, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, I can get at it Old Gum Arabic and (during 33 years among- the wildest tribes of the News for Boys and Girls I) matter of safe inference. The proprietor from the Western Division 'of thl fits, containing cheeses, creams, fruits, vegetables, Fishing Tackle, Seines. Nets. Great *West Splendidly illustrated with Steel Young and OH I JL KEW IS, the Kerdive have had a set-to, it seems, can have from one to one and one half hours see eyed him suspiciously, and then Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Chromo-Lith. Knives, Razors, Skates, VENTION just patented for them, and many other comestibles, tend to bu iness in St. Paul if desired at Alexander," said a man from the i pgraph Plates in fifteen colors. Ha received the for Home use Hammocks, etc. asked: "What do you want to do?" When you &o South or South West be sure to and furnish more- than half the alimentation (unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men i Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning Oregon Short Line. Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. to over this Line through the tevtn Big- fiitie A Talk With the Ex-Khedive. "Waal," replied the peripatetic gentleman, pur country.* Gen. Grant writes: "The best book Boring, DnlIing,Grindingt of the city. The habits of these I olishing. GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, "Well, now that Arabi Bey has soured and when you go north, east or northwest, go on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bishop To a correspondent who recently conversed "I see you advertise 'shirt finishers Screw Cutting. Price $5 to |C0. through St. aut the Great Rtlroad Centre of men are very simple they live chiefly on the Khedive, l'spose we may look rwiley, of Cincinnati, says: l/'A much needed book Send 6 cents for 100 pages. PITTSBURGH, JPA. wanted,' and if you can show me a with him in Naples, Ismail Pasha, the greatNorthwest. upon bread and fruit but they also and oneof immense value." Chicago Interior} A IPHRALM BROWN, Lowell, Has* Sr fo perdition to be poppin' purty plen- Two passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chicago shirt any more thoroughly finished than the ex-khedive of Egypt, declared book of standard and substantial value." Chicago know the secret of the pot au feu, and through Elroy and Madison, with*ullman Palacs said the fat man from Council 'Advance: )"No other book contains as full and the one I have on I don'twant to see it that though in exile he was byno means often I have seen a knot of them after Sleeping Cars or ench train. accurate account of the Indians." Chicago Tribune uffs. I did it all myself, too. Now I would Sawing Made Easy. THROUGH TICKETS powerless in Egyptian affairs, and was ti It reads like a romance, and is far superior to any their day's work,' grouped under a shed, "Speaking about the Kerdeeva," said book ever published on the subject." Th Chicago like to begin again on a whole one. I not "enjoying his vengeance." "If you or on a green spot of earth, mixing the er this ronte are on sale at all principal stations Jnterl Ocean fjkg.lt vividly portrays the Indian just a young man with tight pants and a ain't particular about its being laundried." were again ruler there you would punish The New Improved "savory mess"you will perhaps be Be sure and bny a through ticket as they are gen WANTED Ladies and Gentlemen, to engage IONARCH LIGHTNING wealth of peeled nose, "what is his position He was invited to clear out and Arabi?" "His head should pay. He erally cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets with us to sell several Useful Household hocked to hear the pot contains vegetables relative to the Egyptian Govern- you desire or the -nfcrmation wanted about rates youshift for himself. Articles. Profits large. Labor is light. is a cur." "And the sultan are (of onions a large share) stewed connections,&c,htyour home station, write to ment?" Exclusive territory given. N competition. waiting thousands! It is the opportunity of a life* the cheapest and best. yet on terms of friendship with him?" in oil! A somewhat strong tasted mutton the undersigned, and your letter will receive Terms liberal. Circulars FREE. Address, time ifor rapid money making! Remember, new boy sixteen years old "Why, theKeddiv is theHigh Tycoon promplattehtion. T. TEASDALE. Hewitt Hsnafset'g Co., Box 808, Pittsburgh, Pa book, superbly illustrated: immense demand ezclo* "He is a dog." "And Tewlik?" "He insaw lon/iufandeasy called Karamani is the favorite food F.B CLARKE. General Agent, ^_ .w- ~mt on test trial Seng Arabi Bey Once Bastinadoed. the Big Injun theHigh Mucky-Muck of ive territory and Special Terms. Send for iltaa* deserves not to be my son he is an ingraft, of the Turkish upper classes. Pilaff is postal forntustrated Catalogue containing testtmon ,UNEW CURB FOR Oen. Traffic Manager. PaulMnin. (rated circulars, with full particulars, to It is said that Ismaikone of the Egyptian the ranche. He's the governor and and full particulars. JaOBNXaTWAJrrKD. and incapable." "Why do the also an every-day dish, wherin Europeans ^ATO.-MKTTUTTPM^OOM Chleaco, Ills KwatAUgk(aistow0e.4aKas4alph8t POTATO 0hieago. ex-Khedives, when unable to endure,the Arabi Bey has throwed off on him," Grea chance to make money. people rally to the standard of Arabi?" also delight The chief fault of Dec. 27. BESTyornlumakte2beforanythingedwil.lworn- Those who always take ad vantageof domineering manner of his said the train dispatcher on the North "With many it is* that they follow the the Turkish cooking is the enormous the good chances for business the public. Yo subordinate, Arabi Bey, ordered him to Park branch. making money that are offered, practice of their life and are obedient quantity of grease and fat consumed, ci money faster at receive the bastinado. Two hundred *W1L whit did he want to throw off Generally become wealthy, while fo than at else Cap With others it is force. With all of and the excessive sweetness of many of IFHEE! those who do not improve such blows were well laid on. Arabi did not on the Kerdeeve for?" interrogated the ita no required. W stay AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. the dishes.rcrnpfe Bar. them it is 'one couutry and one God.'" chances remain inpoverty. We want many men f!a day an upward walk for three months. cow gentleman, just in from the traiL women, boys and girls to work for us right In mideby the industrious at horm Sate, sure, cleanly and chess. Sample Package, Postpaid, their own localities. An one can do the work Just then, however the man was catted **~J Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere It i i 30 cts AGENTS WANTED. Addrsss, RELIABLE SELF-CURE. Friendship is the bud of the flower of properly from the first start The business pays to work for us. Now is the time. You can do T. SE. Johnston, Pitofcaigh, Pa. away, so that he never got at the A silvertube passing through the ribs more than twelve times ordinary wages. Expansive vote your whole time to it or only your spare Don't throw away your old flour barrels. JOT* USIGAL INSTRUMENTS outfit ordered free. Nopne who engages faile true inwardness of theEgyptian trouble, and into the lungs of Mr. Alex. Barnes, ments. N other busines will pay you nearly so A A favorite presr-nptlon of one of the They are useful. It has been to make money rapidly. Ybn can devote your well. N one willingf oo|k can fail to mak i" The population of Harlem, one 61 and is a little mixed alsoin the pronunciation of Reno, Nev., permits that gentleman moat noted and successful epeeiaiists in the U. S. .whole time to the business on,only your spare mo. of all kinds for sale very cheap. enormous nay by engagi yoropnee. Costly outndt found that an ordinary flour barrel will (now retired) for the cure of A'ervotr* J9eMltt*jb of the Khedive** name.Boomerang. to live, although suffering from incur, New York's suburbs, has doubled in the ments. Full information and ail that Is needed liOatManHoo*. Wtmttnesm^uA Jecay. Seal mslree. Agreatrp laattunity for makin alogueefree. Address, RICHARD hold $678,900 silver dollars. fJ sent free. Address STINBOK fifca., Portland. Mains Inplain sealed envelope/Vge. Druggists can fill it, able tuberculosis. sonsKnsta.sily no honong or AbddressTrue last five years. M,no HULL A CJLBOJC 868, HtWmigh, Nov. 20,1888. Address DR. WARD A CO., Loukiaaa, Me, mugyeaMalne. 7# a tiiiW'llMMMjji HHMH^iliiiiiiiff]ILIUu^LyilLil_JiJ_L i'' i '*"*rsiwfc-