****m^m fo Bw Domestic Betripes. wm-'$!*- Poisons and Antidotes. LYOIA v\mm. OF im, A fellow New Yorker pointed out to Whortleberry Pudding.One quart The following list' contains some of me this morning a citizen of Pittsburg ^l jUfe la DM Pmuwrlvaaia Oral Bitalnrt. of berries, one pint of molasses, one oup the more common poisons and the remedies y. Wm/Gebssr, who was, at one time, a salesman in a of, milk, a teaspoonful of soda, one likely to be at hand in households: It is almost impossible for any one retail grocery there, at a salary of $500 pound and two ounces of flour,, one teaspoonful AcidsThese cause great heat and who, has not been an eye-witness to the a year. When the potroleiiiii excitement Manufacturer of and Dealer in of cloves, one of cinnamon, sensation of burning pain from the operations of the mines to conceive at became rampant, he went toTitusville 8 and one nutmeg boll two and a half mouth down to the stomach. Remedies, what tender years the child in the anthracite without any money, and after a Choice Brands of Cigars, hours. Serve with butter sauce. magnesia, soda, pearlash or soap region is put to work, or to few weeks fell in with "a prosperous Tobaccoes, Pipes, Cigar- 1 Corn Cakes.Take sufficient ears of dissolvedin water then use the siom* know, unless he has actually in his speculator and "struck oil/' making $^$ Holders, etc. etc. etc. etc corn, slit the hulls through the middle, ach pump or emetic younger days been placed in the same $400,000 to $500,000 in a venr. He increased .*WNand scrape off the cob, pressing with condition as the thousands of bovs in AlkaliesThe remedy is vinegar. this sum to $1,500*090, and was Ljsmm mmvmm siMtmrx BVB. 70B MA1T AND EEAST, the flat of the knife to obtain all the the mining districts to what pernicious AmmoniaRemedies, lemon juicei or urged by his friends to retire from the JULIUS LEVI: milky substance, add salt, two beaten influences they are subjected, and what vinegar. oil region with the wages of his luck. eggs, flour enough to make the whole evil consequences ensue. Though it For more than third of a century the AlcoholFirst cleanse out the stomach This he refused to do, and before another Mexican f wstamj l-lnlment has been adhere together divide into two table- may appear incredible, it is nevertheless by an emetic, then dash cold water twelve-month he had lost it all known to millions) nil over the -world as SDoonfuls on a hot buttered iron griddie a fact that children of all ages from on the head and give ammonia (spirits but. a few thousand dollars. Then he the only safe reliance for the relief or accidents) and pain. I is a medicine or frying-pan, and cook a fight 6 years upward find work in the coalb*pakers, li of hartshorn). returned to Pittsburg and went to above price ana praiseike beet or Us iSnocflssor to Mn G. Zieske, brown on both sides. -v.|. I and toil in dirt in an atmosphere fetes*. Forevery form ofexternal pain ArsenicIn the first place evacuate work in a legitimate way but the fever the Stewed Kidneys.Trim away the fat, thick with carbon dust from dawn the stomach, then give the white of MEXICAN of speculation attacked him once more, skin and c-j each kidney into thin till dark of every day in the week, Sundays eggs, lime water, or chalk and water, and he betook himself a second time to Manufacturer of anil Dealer in slices, put tue slices in a stewpan, excepted. These little fellows earn charcoal and the preparations of iron, Oil Creek. After various shifts and adventures, dredging them first with flour then put from 30 to 45 cents per day their labor HARNESSES particularly hydrate. fortune revisited him, and he in two ounces of butter, salt and pepper consistsin pickingtheslate, rock.etc., out was able to count his million. Trying SADDLES, White lead and sugar of leadRemedies, I nstang Liniment I without an equal.* let them stew ten minutes then of the coal previously crushed to small I peakctrates .testa auad. mwacle to to double thishe had fixed his figure COLLARS, alum, cathartics, such as castor tkm wry bonemaking the continuance Euges add two glasses of claret and the juice at $2,000,000he was again financially oil and epsom salts especially. iece iu atbreaker and screened through BRIDLES, of pain and inflammation impossibl of a lemon. In ten minutes the kidneys wrecked. This time he was so poor LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 e. Its effects npon Human Flesh and revolving screens that separate CharcoalIn poisons by carbonic BLANKETS may be served in its sauce with chopped the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. that he stayed among the wells, and The feeble emaciated, suffering from the various sizes of coal. From this occupation, acid gas, remove the patient to the open The Mexican OBES& parsley. VEQETABLE COMPOUND. dyspepsia or indigestion in any form, are advised, was forced to earn a livelihood by becoming MUSTANG as they advance in years, they air, dash cold water on the head and for the sake of their own bodily and WHIPS, Bonnv-Ulabber.This dish is in perfection a day laborer. New opportunities are promoted to mule-driving, and afterward, body, and stimulate the nostrils and mental comfort, to try Hostetter's Stomach JaaPmritfveCnr* in the summer, when milk sours opened to him, and a third time he Bitten. Ladies of the most delicate constitution TRUNKS. when they arrive at man's estate, lungs by hartshorn, at the same time testify to its harmless and its restorative and thickens very quickly. It should rr ll tfcM rwfoltal Cmmltfatt nrtWNImMN got very rich. Reckless speculation to laboring and mining, which is rubbing the chest briskly. VALISES, properties. Physicians everywhere, disgusted MMWM. t*4M,rfca(MMle be very cold when served. A nice way once more brought him low, and he left with the adulterated liquors of commerce, prescribe the highest pinnacle that can be reached Corrosive sublimateGive white of It will cur* entirely thm wont form of Female Comll*lnta ttnimeni is needed by sosnebody in &c, &c, &c. it as the safest and most reliable of all is to pour the milk before it has thickened for California, hoping to improve his every house. Every day brings news cf by the toiler, whose only companions ell ovarian trouble*,Inflammation and Oleera i eggs and emetics. stomachics. Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. tme (agony am awftil scald or barn into a glass dish, and when thick prospects there. The fascination of petroleum tlon, Falling and DUplacemenU, andtlie coneeqnent through life are men made rough like Belladonna, night henbaneGive emetics,- For sale by all Druggists and Dealers subdued, of rtwmarte nmartyrs restored, 4rV ilua Weakneaj, and la particularly adapted to the set on ice fur an hour or two, and it is drew him back. He made a generally. himself by their rough surroundings, or a valuable bars* or and then give plenty of water and Cliango of IJfe. ready to serve, and is really a very pretty fourth fortune and lost it aud finally a saved LINIMENhT by the healing power of tis and whose only education is that which Piles! vinegar, or lemonade. It will dluolve and eipeltwnow from the ntemeln Main St., Sleepy Eye, Minn. addition to a luncheon or supper-table. fifth, with the same result. he gleans from the noisome breaker and au early etage of development. The tendency to oaneeroiie MushroomsEmetics, and then plenty Serve in dessert-plates with sugar A SURE CURE FOUND AT huiuomthereto checked veryspeedily by IU tua. gloomy mine. Here is a wrong crying of vinegar and water, with doses of Within a few months the fickle goddess and cream. It remove. falntneM, flatulency, deetroyaaU craving" MAJEWSKI & WAGNER for redress. Here is an evil that ether, if handy. LAST. NO ONE NEED has smiled for the sixth time, and forfUimilante, and relieves weakneM of theatomach. Currant Catsup.Three pounds sugar, oannot be remedied too soon, and here whicn speedily cores Such ailments ofI Nitrate of silver (lunar caustic) It cures Bloating?, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. he has invested all his money in Government SUFFER. live pounds currants, one tablespoonful the HUMAN FLESH as 1 is a chance for some Garrison to point General Debility, W1iiiplsma*i, Depression and Indlgestlon. Give a strong solution of common salt Uudortakcrs and Dealers in bondswell nigh $1,700,000 cinnamon, one tablespopnful Bheamatlim, Swellings, BUsTl out the fetters that enslave a portion of and then emetics. Furniture and Sewing Machines. and forsworn speculation. He sold all Joints, Contracted Muscles, Baniir cloves, one tablespoonful all-spice, one A sure cure for blind, Klecdlng, itching and ulcerated That feeling- of bearing down, ceasing: pain, weight humanity, and for some Lincoln to and Scalds, Cats. Bruises and Snake bites, etc.Apply immediately his oil before the recent tumble in Piles lms Ijceii discovered by Dr. William, and backache, la always permanently cured by Its usa. teaspodnful each black pepper and salt, strike from off their limbs those chains Sprains. Poisonous Bites and Ky (an Indian remedy,) culled Dr. William's Indian strong hartshorn, and then take it internally It will at all times and underall circumstancesact In rices, and says he has learned wisdom Stings^ StUBaesa, LantacMOld icaacaw,, one-half pint viuegar. Stir the currants, via of servitude, and make them free. Ointment. A finj/ie box ha? oured the worst also give sweet oil stimulants harmony with the lawe that govern the female system. laVl ceratS'roetbttea SLEEPY EYE, MINN. CbHMsrfna, experience. Having more than he chronic eases of sift or 30 years standing. No one and stain them: then boil all together Hippies. Caked Breast. Forthecureof Udney Omplaints of. ttbar aaxttds Outof this community inthe northern freely apply a ligature above the part need suffer five minuter afU-r applying this wonder will ever spend, he ought to be contented fifteen minutes. Grapes aud raspberries dis-l every 1 I indeed Compound to unsurpassed. ful soothing medicine. Lotion*, instruments and portion of Luzerne county, which numbers bitten, and then apply a cupping glass. A .plendid assortment of all kinds ol luriiitnre financially, and run no more risks witnouti I taenia are good in this way. electuaries do more harm than good. William's I.YDIA X. PINKnAVS VEGETABLE COM* about 22,000 people, upward of And coffins of nil sizes, is constantly kept ON hand Tartar emeticGive large doses of For the BWJTB CSJUTIOK it cures Ointment absorb!) the tumors, allays the intense but I doubt if he will. The $2,000,000 POUND to prepared at US and as Western'Avenue. Mock Duck.Take a round steak and wl! be sold lit reasonable prices We also keep 3,000 boys, whose ages vary from 6 to itching, (particularly at night after getting warm tea made of galls, Peruviau bark, or Lynn,lfaas. PrieaSL Slxbottlesfor**. Sent by mail he had fixed upon he has not yet reached Sores Hoot* Bis- full .'no of all the standard Sewing Machines, make stuffing as for turkey spread the Founder) in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives inetant ana painless 15 years, are engaged about the mines. In the form of pUls, also lath* form of loaeagss, on white oak bark. 'W which will be sold at low prices and favor. ble and he will be different from most tBot, I SjraUflH relief, and prepared only for PHOs, itching stuffing on the steak roll it up and tie receipt of price, per box for either, lira. Pinkbam 1 Scratches tes,, Having gone to work before they should term* The public is cordially invited to come I Balls of the privuti parts,and for nothing else. W VerdigrisPlenty of white of eggs speculators if he can resist the gold it roast from half to three-quarters of freelyanswers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet. and examine our goods and obtain price before Spavin, Thrush. Blngboa have been sent to school in most instances, Read whatthe Hon. J. M. coAinberry of cleavea Sidsoi and water. greed. His wife, who is here, with four Poll Evil, Flint noingelsewhere. MAJEWSKI & WAGNEK Address as above. Kmtfo* IMs FajM**. an hour. says about Dr. William's Pile Ointment: I they grow upin utter ignorance, ht and every other Sigh White vitriolGive plenty of milk childrentwo grown-up girls, and two the ave used scores of Pile cures, and it affords me Potatoes a la Lyonnaise.These are pauate of the Ho family should be without LYDIA S. PIKKBAmi wWe as it is well known that when they advance itinke & Bertrand, pleasure to say that I have never found anything and water. boys on the eve of manhoodwas the liable. Stock Yard UVEB PILLS. They euro constipation, biliousness, Stable much simpler than the name implies. "hich gave such immediate and permanent relief in years, and their labor corresEondingly sutl OpiumGive a strong emetic of mustard The Mexican Mustang counselor that induced him to buy governments. and torpidity of the liver, tf cents per box. i)r. William's Indian Ointment. Rub a lump of good butter over the inside increases in value, they get always cures and never disappoints ays and water, then strong coffee and **T Sol* by a\ll Drocclata. "OS He himself is not yet fifty. For Sale by all druggists or mailed on receipt of of a clean, smooth, slightly-warmed ut little chance to become educated. and it is, positively. rice, $100. acid drinks dash cold water on the In no other country than this could "a BEST skillet, turn in some cold boiling potatoes jg Dealers-in HENRY & CO, Sole Prop'rs. Thus, in this enlightened age, when the head of the patient man make six fortunes and lose five in cut up, add pepper, salt, a little DRY GOODS, tendency of humanity is upward and CLEAVELAND, O. less than twenty-five years. In America Nux vomicaFirst give emetic, then 'RELIABLE SELF-CURE. chopped parsley, and perhaps the least Koyee Bros & cutler, St. Paul, Wholesale Agt. onward, and the benefits of education GROCERIES, READY OF ALL brandy. alone is the tale of Aladdin and his Sept. lst-82. *2* bit of onion very fine. Shake from time LINIMENTS penetrating everywhere are extended to MADE CLOTHING, HATS, wonderful lamp daily, yes hourly, verified. Oxalic acid (frequently mistaken for to time, and see that they do not brown. Juno 15-82 all, society is hampered and the progressive Boston Advertiser. A favorite prescription of one of the epsom salts)Give chalk, magnesia, or CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, "Fried white" is the accepted slang in most noted and successful specialists In the JD. S. wheelsofcivilization are clogged soap and water, and other soothing A COUCH. COLD.OR SOKE (now retired) for tbecure of JVerttowo SeMHItt LADIES' AND fashionable hotels for this mystification by culpable ignorance. The citizen is THROAT. X,omt JoTemMbc?,fTeafcwoeoaudJMoay. Sent drinks. in the art of potato cooking. In plain sealed envelope/fr**. Druggists can All K, GENTS' UNDERWARE, rendered incapable of intelligently discharging A cough, cold or sore throat should be stopped Farm rotes. Prussic acidWhen there is time administer Address DR. WARD A CO., Louisiana. Me. "Neglect frequently results in an incureable lung his duty as a citizen, and the Boiling Tongue.Wash clean, and NOTIONS, 4c., *c, &c FOB MAN OB BEAST. chlorine in the shape of soda disease or consumption. Brown's Bronchial ^^0J^^B^SSiK0^ When stock is poorly cared for it always fact that there is a continuous supply of put in a kettle of boiling water. Skim troches are certain to give relieve in Asthma, Highest market price paid for farm or lime. Hot brandy and water, hartshorn deteriorates. Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, consumptive and material for the demagogue to prey upon, well at first, and place where iV will and turpentine are also useful. Throat diseases. For thirty years tue trochehave produce. There are 6,000,000 square inches to is a constant menace to our free institutions. slowly but constantly boil. Too rapid been recommended by physicians, and always an acre in a bushel of timothy seed I have alluded to the pernicious boiling hardens the fibrine, and renders gave perfect satisfaction. They are not Sleepy Eye, Minn. there are 40,000,000 seeds, or nearly new or untriedJmt having been tested by wide influences to which these little the meat hard and tasteless, without BES How a Mouse Carried His Burden. and constant use for nearly an entire generation, seven seeds to a square inch. MILWAUKEE AdTartismnents. boys are subjected. There are no schools really hastening the process of cooking. ibnalnesi before the public. Yon tle have attained well merited rank among the "There are two men,** said Bridges, 'can make money faster ^t work Good roads are evidences of civilization, few strong remedies of the age. Public speakers in the worldwhere more evil is learned, A pod of red pepper in the water will "beside myself who are living*who can for us than at anything else. Capital and srsepl nse them to clear and strenghten and a true index of the thrift and or more innocence destroyed, than in prevent the unpleasant odor of boiling DAVIO.LANDRETH&S0NS. PHILA not required. We will start attest the truth of my mouse story. We he voice: sold at 25 cents a box by all drug1st. public spirit of those sections which the coal breakers. It is absolutely you. S12 a day and upwards J.FERUTCKES' fromfilling?the house. Add half a pint three were comrades in the Federal made by the industrious at hi me they traverse. shocking to watch the vile practices indulged of salt, and keep the tongue covered army during the war. One day, in the Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere After the bloom is off, fodder corn becomes in by those children, hear the with water until done. Boa until it can to work for us. Now is the time. You can devote State of Kansas, while on a scout, one LYON&HEALY daily a poorer article of food, its your whole time to it or only yonr spare moments. frightful oaths to which they give expression, EI A.STIC TRUS3 be pierced easily with a fork, take out, of our men was killed in a drunken row. Manufacturing: N other business will pay you nearly as best time being just when the tassel appears. and note their total disregard and if needed for present use take off Haia PaddURring from allother* Having received permission late in the well. N one willing to work con fail to nisk capabapa, with Stlf-AdhuUac State A Monro* Sts.,Chicago. for religion or morality! Hardened by the skin and set away to cool if to be Costly outS Ballm cratw,adapt,i tMlTtoatl evening, we took the corpse to a private portions of the body, walk the skis'! exposure to terrible influences, it is hardly The stock breeder of whatever kind kept some days do not peel until wanted WillMBdanoaU toanyeMim tha ft Ballia th.rappresses back th. house, intending to bury it the True BANlf CATALOGUE, to be wondered at that the demon of of stock, to reach the highest success, for table. lattTtiaisjattas apsrssaneiinl Augey ea Maine. far is**, 100 pajw, *K EofrTlup| next day. We three were sitting up with the Paagsr. With IfeM Molly Maguireism and systematized, must have good pedigrees with good individual of iMtnawata. Sulu, CJM, Belu, prsaror.theHernials hIdatcoMly with the body in a room from which a IPampou, EmnleU, Cp-Ltn|it and dealer in lavand night, and a radical cursetrtala. Itls easy, eSBSaW cold-blooded murder reared its monstrous animals, and must give personal SUadi. Dram Majori, SUffj. and udchtap. SeatbymaiL Ckculan fra*. stairway ascended to the upper floor. The Mexican's Game. HaU, Sundry Band Outfits, RcpaM PEOPLE WHO LIVE NUTS, GREEN FRUITS, head from out the sinks that surround care to their management. EGQLESTON TBU8S CO.. Chicago, m. MattrUla, al includa InttrucUon and E. During the wee hours we heard a A rich merchant of Matamoras, Mexico, rcitM lot Amateur Baoda. and a Cataloci the mines, and maintained its along the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL The Michigan Horticultural Society etc.. etc., etc. f Cksbt bend Miuk strange noise, as if something was moving some little time ago received a SIOUX CITY RAILROAD -and its various reign of terror for years.Pittston letter recently resolved that the grounds mmjurBUTTER softly on the upper steps of the Branch Liues, now a part of the threatening anonymous notice to place COLOR 351 &353 East Water Str. Milwaukee to Philadelphia Press. about a country school house ought to di^icSkgo, gt.fPkui, yLimzkpoli^ stairway, and whioh seemed to be gradually $600 at a spot near.his house. On applying be at least one acre in extent and handsomely descending. As the light was dim to the authorities he was told to laid out, ornamented with trees, fbousandsB & On^ilik Iii)e in the room, a minute or more elapsed A. MEINECKE, SEN. C. FKNSIIOBN. do as requested in the latter and a troop tGlTMa^tterlll^a^olor Dairymenv, ,r hj yyear ronad. The largest Butter Buyers recommend Its ns& shrubbery and flowers. peEC The Government is now building in A.MEINECKE, JR. F. OOETZ of saylTlS .._....- -r~. before we could discern what was the Thousand of say ITJS PERFT* Used by all the best Creameries." Awarde the Inter of soldiers would be sent to watch the A law has been passed in North Carol!aa BatlonalDlplomaat H. Dairy Fair. Delaware a tine new iron steamship for ASkjpurdrugKlstor merchantforlt or write to askwhat It Is, what Meinecke & Co, know that this in the short and cjtncU Line to all cause of the noise, when we discovered money. His servant stowed the $600 in It costs, who uses! t. where to tret It. RtCHAJtPSON *fc CO, PropHetora, similar to those on the statute points in Centeal and Western Missouri, to all LV*. the special use of the Fish Commission. three mice, evidently engaged in helping the designated place, and returning points in Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado. Texas, Jf USE 0NLY Jlf FIRSTHAND JfTHE JfBEST^ books of most of the Northern States, It is to cost $200,000, to be named the California, Arizona, New and Old Mexico, and each other to lift or roll something cautiously to watch further proceedings, providing that the ownersof stock shall that this is the Omltf ,ltu btttcttm .Himmttm Albatross, and to be ready in about four was shot dead by the soldiers, whom he down the stairway. As they progressed IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS OF THE PEOPLE'S ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTE. awd the South Wt'tt, be responsible for damage done by their months. Its dimensions will be: 200 Toys, Fancy Goods and Notions found in the act of dividing the money. a step at a time we discovered that THROUOH 7 GREAT CITIES animals, thus practically prohibiting feet beam, 27 feet 6 inches depth of WEST IS THE as i it was a large hen's egg, which one of grazing on the highways, swamps and hold, 16 feet 9 inches burthen, 800 tons. the mice held in a close embrace, allowing of the populous Missouri Valley, namely: i other unfenced lands. Echoes from the weather bureau: All BOHEMIAN GLASS H1\AWARK, Chicago,MilwaukeeandSt.PaulRailway. Among the special appliances fitting the the other two to roll him like a Mitux at*, Cmmmeil Bin* Ommhm storms move east and never west, nor Horses slobber from eating clover. vessel for its purpose will be a deep-sea ball from one step to the other, always til. Jteph, f tehimoH, JLemten. Druggists* Sundries, Bird Cages, north, nor south. Every bit of weather An exchange says: This is annoying, dredge and eight miles of wire rope. trerf/. and Mmmtm*City. managing to fall on his back, thereby in this country is made in the northwestern especially in the driving horse, but the One of the first important services of The St. Paul fc Sioux City Railroad, now known Fishing Tackle, Masks, Soor rotecting the egg. After reaching the part of the' Rocky Mountains. as the Wetterm Jtivitiom of the Chicago, St remedy is very simple and easy at band, the Albatross will be the transportation ITS 4.500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD Paul, Minneapolis a Omaha Line, is also the ewer in the roomln which we were sitting, CHILDREN S CARRIA E S, Experience and observation have shown consisting of a head of cabbage fed to to London of the collection which will Maf Mtireet Vint from Central and Western Mln all three began to roll the egg toward Include Through Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines shown on tills map. the horse just before using him for work that one year's mean temperature does nesota. Western Uwa, Dakota. Nebraska and tb represent this country in the great Fish WOODEN & WILLOW WARE, South.West to an indenture in the floor, with not vary from that of another over 6 deg. or driving. It is cheap and effective.. Exposition next May. 348 & 350 East Water St, Milwaukee. which they seemed to have been familiar. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS S. F. M., in Farm and Fireside, gives The egg was rolled into this place, this remedy for lice on stock, which he and the entire North and North-West, and to the length in the bottom of the boat evidently to steady it while the three claims is neither dangerous nor disagreeable Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. A Quaker Defends Himsolf. GEO. BKXZ & Co., "Was that a crab, dear?" asked Mrs. with serenades Jit 81. Ff connection* are made with the mice proceeded to eat it, cutting in its application: "A brine of dealing1 A new method of Batter* JMrMeeofthe Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis Spoopendyke, assisting her husband to through the shell and soon emptying it common salt, as strong as it can be IMPORTERS WHOLESALE DEALERS IN was lately invited by Mr. Fox, fc Oinata line, for Northern and CertreWisnousin, arise and contemplating the mangled Now, if mouse sense isn'tequal to hone LIQUORS and .or Chicago and all points vaet made, rubbed in thoroughly, so as to of tStillbrook. Iowa, which reflects the fish with anything but favor. "Is that and the miming of trains is so arranged that pas. sense, /don't know."Our Continent. wet every hair on the animal, will destroy highest credit upon that gentleman's sengers from the Western Division of tht pitt} WINES what you call a crabP I thoughtP' not only the lice but their eggs ingenuity, and which promises to be a i can have from one to one and one half hoursto aee "You thought!" ripped Mr. Spoopendyke, and it is not dangerous, as is the kerosene teud to bu iness in St. Paul if desired. A codfish was recently found with a precedent of inestimable value. Mr. Whenymmf South or South Westbesur* to kicking at the bewildered crab. or arsenic, nor unpleasant, like the 9 small bottle of celery salt inside his vitals. Fox, when nearly 64 years old, married to over this Line through the tetrm Big- fiilU "That's- the trouble with youyou sulphur and lard. A pleasant day is The introduction of celery salt into for the first time about a week ago. He and when you go north, east or northwest, go think! Did ye think I was going to (Areaijr* ami the Hrernt Umlrmmd Centre ot best for its application." hasresided in Stillbrook for many years, the codfish will no doubt work a the greatNorthwest. stand here aud let that crab chew on NOYES BROTIIES & CUTLER, and his reputation as a man of shrewdness wonderful revolution in the codfish The Massachusetts Agricultural Society Two passenger trains daily, St. Panl to Chicago my ear till his legs ached? Fraps ye WHOLESALE and integrity has never been sullied. through Elroy and Madison, with Pullman Palace ball and correct the wood violet flavor has arrived at the conclusion that thought he was whispering to me! May Sleeping Cars or. ench train. Nevertheless. Mr. Foxhas never of the codfish ham. salt has a tendency to check vegetable Druggists, be ye thought he was telling me a funnystory! THROUGH TICKETS been regarded as a liberal man. Ho growth, yet therebyincreasing the product Well, he wasn't, and if he was does not approve of the use of ardent 8 Sealskin Sacques in the Bough. of grain. Therefore, if it checks the his voice was so hoarse I couldn't enjoy er this route are on sale at all principal stations spirits as a beverage, and he does not growth of grassy fiber it must hasten The Alaska Commercial company's Be sura and buy a through ticket, as they are generally it! Ye thought, did ye!" squealed Mr. smoke. Hence he has never been maturity, and wheat salted will ripen cheaper: but if you cannot get the tickets steam schooner Dora discharged her Spoopendyke, his wrath rising as the known to invite his fellow citizens to you desjre or the information wanted about rates. earlier with a stiffer straw and, naturally, cargo of fur sealskin at the Beal street connections, Ac, at your home station, write to ST. PAUL pain and fear subsided: "thought a crab MINN drink or to take a cigar, and has thus more grain. On the other hand, unsalted the undersigned, and your letter will receive wharf yesterday, the result being that Tourists' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza, talked with his toes like some women won a reputation for miserly habits 'sreference prompt attehtion. T. W. TEASDALE, wheat would give more straw and there was more seal fur in sight at the Mend think, did ye! Oh, you thought! If I had which not even the fact that he gives F. B. CLARKE. General Agent, An examination of which, an to the latest Alias of the country, will show that this la less grain, while ripening later. J}J^u^nBSS THE water-front yesterday than is to be met Gen. Traffic Manager. St.Puul Mtrin. such a head as that I'd fit it up with A liberally to all charities, and never turns tt, .u DtmigMiiisr CO Discussing the German method of with on any day of the year on Kearney Road, ami learn the leavingand shuck beds and a stick of gum and start a beggar away hungry from his door, Tinio eat chance to make money, AsHUtUeDIUECT. -d, Bg^ffifig^fffifa** eadin* BUSINESS CENTERS. planting potatoes, with ample distance street. The waterfront sealskin, however, hoe who always take advantage a female boarding school! With your cannot alter. Finally, Mr. Fox is a aud with eyes under, so that the stems of the good chances for NORTHEW ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. does not exert that peculiar attraction ability to think, you only need a squint Quaker, and a firm believer in the doctrine Ma^FoWft making money that are offered, shall grow widely apart, a foreign correspondent which the Kearney street variety Generally of non-resistance. When such a ^^SS^^i^j&SS&T^SS^ and four long words to be a Concord become weaithy, while asserts that it not only saves possesses. In fact people with sensitive hose who do not improve snch man ventured to take a wife, the propriety school of philosophy!" and Mr. Spoopendyke PAL4T.AL SLEEPING AND DRAWING-ROOM CARS chances remain in poverty. W want many men, in seed, but produces more and better olfactory nerves are apt to give it is now madefor the fourth year and of giving him a serenade was instantly plunged the oars into the water women, boys and girls to work for us right in AND crops. Often in England, he says, a a wide berth, for the said skins, unlike perceived by the young men of has a record of unqualified success. their own localities. Any one can do the work and began to row vigorously. SUMPTUOUS 8COACHES ANDr SMOKING. CARS MILWAU, dozen tubers are used where one only tickets reading ove the "CHICAGO properly from the first start. The business pays those of Kearney street are not perfumed Stillbrook. "The old man won't stand It was the first made and has been "Where are you going dear?" asked the more than twelve times ordinary wages. Expensive iven theein-andyc would be enough, but it is difficult to rivil with musk, cologne or attar of roses, nothing," remarked the leader of the named KW^DW}fSat^?wxv^ n?,?}*^ Mrs. Spoopendyke timidly, after her leBI outfit ordered free. N one who engages fails brought to perfection while competing HOTELS and DIKING-HALLS, and make some new gardeners believe it but with sperm oil. Each skin is rolled young men, "because he's too mean, to make money rapidly. You can devote your husband had pulled hard for some SKttVlcE In every partus ilar to be found iu the world: andImitating machines havebeen whole time to the business or only your spare mo. Potato-growing has been the object up into as small a package as possible, and he can't fight because he's a Quaker. time. ments. Full information and ail that is needed made for only one or two seasons _._ of a curious experiment just completed after being stripped off the animal, and Boys, we'll just go down and serenade sent free. Address STINSON a Co Portland, Maine "Home!" grinned Mr. Spoopendyke Thir' street, opposite Merchant's Hotel. CHARLES THOMPSON Wisconsi i Street. lNERSOLLKart. *.v i.- Tiekoageni: 0^ East Water Street, eorner in England. A pound of early potatoes and some of them are advertised salted, strong cords keeping the package Nov. 20,1883. him all night and see how he likes l59. 3T. HAK!.JIINN with a horrible expression of visage, L. {-HANDLER. General Agent: 162 East Third Street MABWH PRTW and ntsA was taken and allowed to sprout freely. in shape. A gang of stevedores Union Depot, foot of Sibley Street. HERMAN BROWN and it" this year for thefirsttime. TickentA ee OEOliftP KVFRM i&"- "I'm going home to show the people AKe From each potato a sprout was broken, ISSKA'WI- ilKS-"nokJnmL was recently playing ball with these It uses small inexpensive cord, how much damage a rusticating idiot "'BERLIN! bepotVck^Ag^^^ ^VSgSSS SCOTT.-SSl A south** A CHA* Now, Mr. Fex, although a non-resistant, and potatoes and sprouts were planted Cit Ticket Agent. ackages which were counted as they never fails to bind every bundle and asylum can do with one measly crab had quietly made up his mind 8* 8 MERRILL, tira'IKaaager. in separate rows. Both grew well, and !eft the hold of the schooner and placed A CARPENTER, WlIWaadTlck. Acaat, when she pins herself down to it!" is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, that he would notsuffer from any prolonged the following is the result of the experiment: upon the wharf. Here men were busy "Of course," assented Mrs. Spoopendyke serenade. He was addicted to MOST DURABLE AND BEST From the sprouts, which weighed placing the skins into new barrels holding THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP humbly, "but say, dear, wouldn't the cultivation of bees, and he had on in all half an ounce, five pounds and FINISHED MACHINE in the about fifty each. They were again yon get on faster if you untied the his premises twelve large beehives, each five ounces of sound potatoes have been market. freely salted and rammed down with an Proves beyond any reasonable question that the boat?" CHICAG O & NORTH-WESTERN R'Y one of wbich contained a thousand or obtained and from the pound of potatoes instrument similar to that used bystreet Any one who bays the DEERINO Mr. Spoopendyke turned and gave a so of the largest and fiercest varieties five pounds four ounces, showing a pavers. The barrels were then headed avoids every chance of trouble sharp look at the bow. Then he hauled of bees. On the evening of the expected BINDEB slight balance in favor of the sprouts. obtained for new inventions, or for impr up and weighed. In this shape they or failure in the harvest his hat down over his ears, stepped serenade Mr. Fox conveyed the ments in old ones. Caveats, Trade Marks and a The sprout potatoes were the more regular la by all odds the beet read for yon to take when traveling in either direction between will be shippedto England, from whence patent business pttnBtl attended to. Chicago and all of the Principal Points in tha West, North and Northwest. ashore and struck out at a brisk walk. twelve beehives to the roof of his front MANuraeruMD vr in shape and the earlier in growth. they will return bereft of their smell, INVENTIONS T.1AT HAVE BEEN KEJECTE1 "I don't know." sighed Mrs. Spoopendyke, piaasza and placed them very near the may still, in most rasss, be patented by us. Beinf William Deering, dyed to a dark brown, and soft andfurry Ground millet seed is excellent feed as I took her boat in tow, "I edge thereof. He then provided himself opposite the U. S. latent Office, and engaged it Carefully examine thin Mnp. The principal Cities of the V.eet aud Xorthwcet are Stations on I his enough to capture any woman's for hogs. It has a nutritive ratio of 1. PATENT BUSINKrs EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure with a pole long enough to reach from don't know, but I don't think I care road. UL through trains make rlosc connections with the trains of all railroads at junction peluts. fancy and money. San Francisco patentain Jess time than those who are re. 5. 4that is, 1 of albuminoids to 5.4 of his front bed-room window to the beehives, much for crabbing, though I'm not sure CHICAGO. mote from Washiffiftojrand who must depend up. carbo-hydrates. This is a good fattening Chronicle. and with a sweet and placid expression on the mallsin all transactions with the Patent but what it's more fun than walking ratio, and it will depend upon the Office. Msaafawtarerslaoof of countenance sat down to home on the wrong side of the river Whenlnventorsteadmodelor sketeh we make Iki Dnfaf ligktfapv,Tli Dnriig ad Wanur relative price of corn whether the two await the serenaders. with no bridge within seven, miles either search in the Paten 1 ifiice and advise as to its patentability Hunt Halsttft Adrioe. should be ground together. Half millet Miwm, aai Ili Leade leapen. raSEOhM HARO E. Correspondencecon. way!Brooklyn Eagle. In due time they arrived in force. To the inquiry: "Which is the most and half corn, ground fine, will make fldential, prices low and NO CHARGE UNLESS There were at least fifty of them, and, correct way to ask a young lady to take *TENT IS OBTAlD KD. Jan 31 83. abetter proportion than corn alone. We refer to Hon. P. stmasterGeneral M. Key, grouping themselves in the front yard your arm, and "which arm are yon to The pork will have a better proportion Monkey Tricks. aev.F.D.Powder, .officialsin the U. S. Patent close to the house, they began their uproar. offer?" Murat Halstead replies as follows: of lean and the pigs will be healthier An old monkey sat cozily asleep in a Office,and especially toonr clients in every State BUT THE BEST. Mr. Fox listened silently for ten of the Union and in ada. For special references, while fattening. Ground millet will be snug corner, with a friend nestling terms,advice, A ..Address or fifteen minutes, and then* appeared Well, ask her to take yonr arm do found a very appropriate food for growing against him and indulging likewise in a A ?new 4c Co., at the window, and, with a gesture, induced not grab her by the elbow. You might young pigs, giving them a large comfortable snooze. Presently a young POST OO'S Opposite Patent office. Wash the musicians to pause. He told gently and softly inquire, "Will yon and more muscular frame. skylarker approached them somewhat AMERICAN STUDENT UMP. Dr. Frazier's Boot Bitters. them that they must leave his premises, take m arm?" It is rather solemn to timidly, and, squatting beside the and that if they refused they would say. "Please take my sriu"unless yon friend, sat quiet for somo seconds, then A western circus-manager arranged probably be sorry. With scornful laughter are afraid she is about to get hurt, and Frazier's Root Bitters are not a dram-shop whiskey suddenly, as if possessed by some malicious to have a wax baby dropped from a second-story beverage, but are strictly medicinal in every sense. the young men declined to depart, Serself. inspiration, he reached his arm on are substantially asking her to-save window in every town which They act strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep and, drowning Mr. Fox's voice with out cautiously behind the slumbering In that way you may, without his show visited,' just in time to be the bowels open and regular, make the weak ironical cheers, they resumed their strong, beal the Inngs, build up the nerves and friend and gave the elderly monkey a Impertinence, show a tender solioitude. caught by oneof his athletes* The per*, serenade. It was then that Mr. Fox cleanse the blood ana system oi every impurity. whacking box on the ear. He, waking As to which arm to offer, other things formance was successful several times, For Dizziness, Rush of Blood to the Head, tending deftly upset his twelve beehives with in just wrath, and unsuspicious of the being equal, the one next yonr heart and crowds went to see the hero of the to Apoplexy, Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague IN'' AU the aid of his poh,"and, closing his window,*proceeded truthfor the culprit was now shamming Dropsy, Pimples and blotches, Scrofulous Humors If yon are taking her out to dinner, rescue, until the newspapers exposed .(X to go peacefully to bed, and Sores, Tetter, Ring Worm, White Swelling sleep and looked the pictureof in. something will depend oh the location the trick. drysipelas. Sere Eyes and for young me sufferins 13TUDEITLAMR undismayed by the wild yells which nocenceflew upon his friend with an of the dinning room and your place at orom Weakness or Debilit*y fcaused frosm ofimpru- iU8e bottle your suddenly arose from his serenaders, and indictment for assault, and chivied him the table, if you are on the street, the dence, and to femalees delicate health, Fraxler'a Many of our American girls will be av BitteresrarIe' without seeking to know why they fled especiall,y recommendedWeakness.,DiMinesa Root 8 with monstrousclamor roundand round safest rule isto take the outside place so azl /J.' I surprised to learn that the Princess Dr rD}8 T headlong from his front yard. tter8 the cage, while the culpritsat regarding 2S as to serve as a body-guard against Louise frequently makes her pastry them and jabbering with joy. Some runaway horses. The presence of a few "There wasn't one of them bees that ^GULMEP^ nd Kidney Disease, and they did- me more *usededveoo -*"a and makes it well, too. On one occasion, & well a "j e thned haa the doctors anadl all medicines lev little time after the performance was reEaving, boys with velocipedes or tricycles oh would let up on a man under three heth RAILWAY. some apricot tarts of her making beganne "?dnWth'e From first dose I took I to mend, ludl 1 i l^ the sidewalk might change the situation. miles," remarked Mr. Fox next day. meAici whlrT eated the old monkey and his friend GUARANTEED THE BEST. being praised by a guest, the royal lady i it li i-M, ria^ ea 'i wi daily from two to fonr or more fast express Above all things preserve yonr composurerememoer New York Times. af bleiings, ).-:i or NjnlitfoH ofOhicgp that use* the -e-nM ARIN, Cleveland, O. settled in the corner, and the assault wrote out the recipe, with the words ^R?- ftTRONC, STEADY LIGHT, Bn.14 -11 A Imperial Palace Dining Cars. that yon area good and wrongful punishment occurring underlined: "If you desire to have an S EN VW StX TIMES CHEAPER THAN man and bear no bravely. as before. Once again the trick & CO., Sole"Prop'rs," apricot tart well cooked, always make GMf -By -lonjr Experience xr Scene in a Coloradonewspaper office: was tried, but the friend Who had twice M4MnlMf tomke tlie it with an upper crust" The story has rt or v-, andBEST i ami thwjst of Chicago. It has over 8 t'lJ on'y ro ad that runs Pallniin Sle^pinsfOara N CLEVELAND, Managing Editor to Telegraph EditorAny srunxxT the IAM:P MAHE, suffered was shamming sleep thistime. a point, sod the point is that one can i: O II1I.ES O UOA'O- It for.ns a.aong oth.-rs thetollowing Trunk. Lines 'ill. A teacher was instructing his class in AtfXF oaks tltat praises and lowers hot esale agta thing newsy in the State Specials and caught the culprit in the act, and 8ep-8 tfce wletc as shown in cat. Fully, never know how to do a thing too weU. natural history. "To what class ok to-night! Telegraph Editor to Managing "Wiii-ma,.Minnesota & Central Dakoottt Line" Council Bluffs, Colorado and CaliforaU Lin cohered Mr letterspatent, price,' with the help of the old monkey gave birds doss the hawk belong?" he asked. Ouica,' St. Paul & Minneapolis Line." Sioux City A Northeastern Ne r* i i -.11 Mleltel 'Mated. *CpO. lateral EditorNo, nothing importantstabbing a week in yonr own town. him a good drubbing, which, indeed* OutfC ".viilwai'.iiii, Oroenbay & Lake Superior Line.'* Klein, Rockford. ffreeport & D-jHaqn: Lin u" mseoents to tite Trade. Send This snake story must be true, for the To the birds of-prey," was the reply. ee. N risk. Everything new at Leadville, railroad accident stabbing aht "Waiki^au, Madison & Northern. Line." he,well deserved.Au the Year Bound. JinaRiv Valley, Pierre & DMlwoal LIOJ tal not required. squired We will funis- A True Kentackian. tells it A snake "And to what class does the quail belongP" ^Q^awsjaa^oa1 amp at Bonanza, fire at Dnrango, poisoniug .thing Man a.,. arte y*u everything. Many making TOST & COMPANl' wallowed three guises eggs. Thereptile There was a pause. The teacher Ticket* over this road are sold by all coupon ticket apents in Hie United States and Canadas. fortunes. Ladies make as mack as case at Pueblo, shooting affair at Boulder, Remember to ask for ticketsvis this road, be sure ttu'jr.\jad over it, and take non other was afterwards blown to pieces with .men, and boys and girls stake rrea repeated the question. "Where does The population of Tombstone, A. T., but no lynching or murdersnotb J.D. LAYNG, Gen'l Superintendent, Chicago. W 9TENNKT. Oen'l Pass. Ageut, Chicago. Reader, if you want a bu^in^ at wbick py. Manufaeturers and Patentee*, a gun, and three little guineas jumped is 5,800, twenty-four nationalities being the quail belong" "On tosstr* yelled .~st pay all the UmVrou wt^MrV ing importantDenver Tribune, W.HEIDEBTAJ^ Agwt, NEW LM INN.M represented. out of it lbs hungry hoy tj the foot of theclsss. for particular. toH. HALMTT I CoT Ftortlaad CINCINNATI, OHIO. at alas. go, Mo 'Mik&fri&i '%t8 *tS 4.^ XT' I&& sc& si^z. S ajaaasi *_*.3%i jMM^-^aaa^wrafcffla^iWi^.riStua, M*aaiMWWitMm.awTpa^^ Jserl lt,rc-